Eli Wallach Soundboard Edit

All right you dirty skunk get your ass off the bed

Burns huh they say people with fair skin can't take too much

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Do you have parents blondie a mother not even a mother no one

Don't die huh don't die i'll get you water stay there don't move i'll get you water don't die until later you son of a

Even when judas hanged himself there was a storm too

Hey blondie it looks like the captain is really asking for a bullet in his guts yeah

Hey blondie! you know what you are just a dirty son of a bitch!

Hijo de una gran puta!

How peaceful and quiet amigo like a cemetery for instance

I don't know as soon as I hit the desert i'm thirsty

I get dressed I kill him and be right back

I hope you end up in a graveyard with the cholera and the rabies and the plague!

I like big fat men like you when they fall they make more noise and sometimes they never get up

I thought you might tell me where we're going towards 200000 is that good enough for you

I would like to piss it's rough i've been shaken up on this train nearly ten hours now

I'll scalp you! i'll skin you alive! i'll hang you up by your thumbs!

I'm alive you bastards and I always will be and i've come to give you 3000 dollars

If I ever catch you blondie i'll rip your heart out and eat it!

If I get my hands on the 200000 dollars i'll always honor your memory

If you save your breath I feel a man like you could manage it and if you won't manage it you'll die only slowly very slowly old friend

If you work for a living why do you kill yourself working

If you work for a living why do you kill yourself working (2)

It doesn't matter i'll kill them all

It seems to me you once had a wife someplace not one lots of them one here one there wherever I found them

Like that you won't have to carry so much

Listen the neck at the end of the rope is mine I run the risks so the next time I want more than half

Me who says so you can't even read

Music yes it's very good very good for the digestion

My belly's full nice guy my brother

Now I will tell you something you became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do

Now make sure the rope is tight it's got to hold the weight of a pig

Okay let's eat that is i'll eat hmm

Potatoes you've got to be poor to eat potatoes really poor

See you soon idiots it's for you

That's so even a tramp like me no matter what happens I know there's a brother somewhere who will never refuse me a bowl of soup

The world is divided into two parts those who have friends and those who are lonely like poor tuco

There are two kinds of people in the world my friend those with a rope around their neck and the people who have the job of doing the cutting

There are two kinds of spurs my friend those that come in by the door those that come in by the window

To hell with all you sheriffs and deputies and all who gave birth to you

Was it hard crossing the desert mmm hmm very hard especially if you don't have anything to drink

What do you mean who's there you think i'm the enemy

When you have to shoot shoot don't talk

Where we came from if one didn't want to die of poverty one became a priest or a bandit

Where we going where where i'm going amigo

Whoever double crosses me and leaves me alive he understands nothing about tuco nothing

Yeah roll it up roll it up i'll give you a good idea where you can put it

You chose your way I chose mine mine was harder!

You pig! you vulture! i'll kill you! i'll kill you!

You stay quiet old hen

You're all alone huh like me blondie we're all alone in the world

You're the son of a thousand fathers all bastards like you

You've never had a rope around your neck well i'm going to tell you something when that rope starts to pull tight you can feel the devil bite your ass