Ah ha I see what's wrong with it this watch is full of wheels
Birthday my dear child this is not a birthday party of course not this is an unbirthday party
But but but butter of course it needs some butter butter! butter!
I'm so excited we never get compliments you must have a cup of tea
Statistics prove prove that you've one birthday imagine just one birthday every year but there are 364 unbirthdays precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
The FBI
Well no wonder you're late this clock is exactly two days slow
Would you like a little more tea I haven't had any yet so I can't very well take more