Cleavon Little Soundboard Edit

A man drink like that and he don't eat he is going to die

All right here we go hold your ears folks! it's show time!

Always like to keep my audience riveted

Baby please I am not from havana

Bitte baby

Candygram for mongo!

Drop it! or I swear i'll blow this ******'s head all over this town!

Excuse me while I whip this out

Hey where are the white women at

Hold it! the next man makes a move the ****** gets it!

I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town

Just give me 24 hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town just 24 hours that's all I ask

No thank you fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben

Oh them schnitzengrubens can wipe you out!

Please you're making a german spectacle of yourself

Vill I vill I see you later that all depends on how much vitamin e I can get my hands on

Well can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man

Well raise my rent! you are the kid!