Anthony Perkins Soundboard Edit

Anyway I hear the expression eats like a bird is really a false falsity because birds really eat a tremendous lot

But i'm not a fool and i'm not capable of being fooled not even by a woman

Do you go out with friends well a boy's best friend is his mother

Eating in an office is just too officious I have the parlor back here all right

If you love someone you don't do that to them even if you hate them

It's a strange hobby curious uncommon too oh I imagine so

Mother she's just a stranger she's hungry and it's raining out

My hobby is stuffing things you know taxidermy

Oh I do but I say I don't

Oh I thought i'd gotten off the main road I knew you must have nobody ever stops here anymore unless they've done that

Oh i'm sorry I wish you could apologize for other people

People always mean well they cluck their thick tongues and shake their heads and suggest oh so very delicately

Sometimes we deliberately step into those traps I was born in mine I don't mind it anymore

Sometimes when she talks to me like that I feel i'd like to go up there and curse her and leave her forever or at least defy her

Well it's it's more than a hobby a hobby's supposed to pass the time not fill it

Well then would you do me a favor would you have dinner with me I was just about to myself

You know I i think I must have one of those faces you just can't help believing

You know what I think I think that we're all in our private traps clamped in them and none of us can ever get out

You understand I don't hate her I hate what she's become I hate the illness

You you eat like a bird