The Malicious Jerk Soundboard Edit

Ah see my phone rang and I answered it

All I know (Rant)

Are you fucking retarded?

Are you gonna tell the police I called you a cunt?

Are you not understanding my words?

Because I'm a cunt

Bitch

Bye

Cell phone 1

Cell phone 2

Cunt

Dumbass

Exactly, me too, that's all there is to it

Fucking Bitch

Funny, people call asking for Kent

Goodbye

Hang up phone and that's all there is to it

Hello 1

Hello 2

Hello 3

How could it not possibly happen?

I answered my cell phone

I don't want to talk to you because you're a bitch

I guess

I have never called you

I haven't called ya's

I told you someone called me and now you're on phone

I understand everyone is getting calls

I'm telling you the truth

I'm telling you what happened

It's crazy I don't know

It's showing my number on caller id?

Just understand I didn't call you

Kent 1

Kent 2

Laugh 1

Laugh 2

Listen, you're magically there (Rant)

No 1

No 2

No I didn't call you

No no you got it all wrong and stop with stupid tone (Alternate)

No no you got it all wrong Lady and stop with stupid tone

Nope, wrong number

Now you're on my phone somehow

Oh my gosh, what are you going to do?

Oh, you're saying that I just called you?

Ok 1

Ok 2

Ok I don't understand, how many are on phone right now?

Ok please don't trace the number (Smart ass)

Salt Lake

Say that again?

Shut up lady

So that's the number that you called to get ahold of me

Somehow it's connected to my phone

Somehow on phone with your dumbass

Somehow we're on phone (Rant)

Sounds to be 1, 2, 3, 4 people on phone right now

That might be it

That's my number

That's not my number

That's not true

That's weird

This has been going on for years

Well I just barely got a call

What are you gonna do?

What are you?

Whats the number that comes up that you're calling?

Yeah 1

Yeah 2

Yeah no problem

You don't have to be an asshole about it

You're a cunt

You're a fucking bitch

You're calling me

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