The Hookah Lounge Owner 2.0 Soundboard Edit

A hundred and sixty dollars

Actually my dick is in your mother 's mouth and she's loving it

America is a beautiful country it's very fair and balanced

Are you a stuttering motherfucker right now why you stuttering motherfucker

Because that's what you are

Birmingham

Birmingham alabama

Bitch is your mama

Call home

Call you

Can we make this happen then

Did you just hang up on me

Do you know a father beans and water T and T is

Do you want a cadillac

Do you want to cadillac should I buy you cadillac is your mom sucks my dick so good

Dumb ass

Enjoy the rest of your evening my friend

Excuse me

Fucking stupid

Glad you called

Go by your bucket of KFC

Good for you

Hello

How come you don't pick up

How did that happen did I call you and you said hello

I called you

I don't know i'm kind of layered ferrari I liked italian cars I don't know

I don't know what's going on I don't know if you have anything to do with it i'm not saying that you do

I don't want to waste my time with somebody that has no money

I drive a ferrari what do you drive

I have a big insurance policy i'm worth more dead than alive that's good

I I would really appreciate if you do that

I i'm going to make it easy for you you keep fucking around and you're gonna realize who your fucking with OK I don't have time for you OK

I love it when your daddy watch is me

I miss you

I never called you

I never called you I picked up the phone and I said hello and you was on the other end

I suggest you buy a punching bag

I'm a boyfriend

I'm four hours away from you my friend

I'm going to educate you very simple OK very simple my friend

I'm good

I'm not a therapist OK i'm not a doctor but I can help you through this

I'm sorry

I'm the only one in the building right now nobody was calling you

Is this my buddy what's going on this is ray

It's kinda funny how I answer the phone and say hello and you're telling me I called you don't you find that ironic

It's your mama

Katt williams

Let's be business partners

Long beach

May god bless you

My name is ray

No

No no no

No you're my I don't want it I really don't wanna talk to you because you can make me money your momma can make me money

Nobody 's calling you OK

Nobody called you

Nobody is called your phone is what i'm trying to tell you

Nobody is ever called you why would anybody call you for what

Nobody really gives a shit

OK

OK I have to go now

On my free time i'd by building

On welfare

Only two things come from her birmingham alabama losers and bigger losers I don't know which category urine

People like me better evolve my dead cells with people that are losers you know I hang around with people that have money 'cause I have money you don't have money so why would I lower my class

Please keep calling here

Please keep calling here because I love talking to you

Ray

Ray williams

Really

Rhode island

Sad when somebody that son is as honest educated as you are trying to use words that you truly don't know how to put together in a sentence in the english language so I thought but I appreciate you...

She cooks me everything I like

She real good

So could you please instead of calling thirty times a day could you call fifty times they because it's so funny and we're having a good time

Stop eating your KFC and maybe you'll do make something out of your life

Thank you phone shark

That's exactly what i'm looking for

That's great

That's how big of a fucking loser you really are

The phone rang here

The rims that move when you're at a stop light

They always say it is like a double out there somewhere

This is beautiful

Threaten people you're the one threatening me

Twelve dollars

Walnuts

Watt

We are working with the authorities as we speak it's OK man

What is your number and it 'cause I will do an investigation

What's going on my friend

When I talk to loses like you it makes me feel i'm so lucky

Where are you going to be all day

Who's your stupid fuck

Williams

With good man we can make money let's be business partners

Would you like an ice key auntie with some fava beans

Wow

Yeah

Yeah you're right I do

You are threatening maine

You called here my friend

You called here that's how I picked up the phone my friend

You don't even know how to spell technology my friend

You don't find that bizarre

You don't need to worry

You got nothing else better to do

You got nothing else better to do with your time then the coldest number can two inch dick

You have a ferrari

You keep saying bitch I understand why you keep using the word bitch 'cause you only graduate from the second grade

You know nothing about anything

You might get a free sandwich or a free chocolate chip cookie

You would not harassing us at this point

You're a joke

You're gonna be there all day playing with your fucking two inch dick

You're in birmingham

You're not impressing anybody

You're welcome to call me every day

Your momma

Your opinion really doesn't mean a whole hell of a lot