Salacious Bartender Soundboard Edit

All you hear is what

Always I should suck it I should suck the inches out of your cock

And I got a phone call and I assumed it was a patron or somebody else

And I was told him very offensive things and then he just got on the line

And i'm at fucking work

And i'm not prank calling anybody

And i'm trying to close up at work and I thought all really fucking offensive

And talking about their eight inch dick

And then

Are you a bad dog

Are you a dog

Are you jerking off at work right now

Bad bad dog

Bark for me

Big dog

But I could fuck you with my nine inch cock

But I was just told some really really incredibly offensive things

But i'm going to get fuck

But nobody else was on the line

Called me which is a place of business and was being incredibly offensive

Definitely

Do I have to you

Do I sound like why yes do I sound like homer 's got to you

Do you

Do you

Do you like to put peanut butter on your dick

Do you love dogs

Ebony ass so hard

Eight inches is a lot of inches

Excuse me

Good luck finding homer

Goodnight to you too sir

Great wolf

Ha ha

Hello this is

Hello this is jason secretary

Here at work right now and it's in your hands

Homer

Homer scott

How bad do you want me to fuck you with my nine inch cock

How bad tell me

How do you feel about that

How my recording

I am a bartender

I am on the phone with you

I did not call you actually

I don't even know what the fuck the walnut jail is

I don't know

I don't know

I have to say hi fred and you'll know it's not of reporting

I i'm not home are scott

I know you said your bill bail bondsman I don't know if you have other employees

I literally I just answered the phone and was told that somebody had a fucking nine inch cock that they wanted to raminta me

I mean I can know

I mean you can't fuck me but I could fuck you with my nine inch cock

I received a phone call

I said that somebody called an was saying really discussing things and then you and then the voice changed completely and now you're talking about bail bonds and I literally was just answering spir...

I should suck the inches out of your cock

I stopped closing my bar

I think it's just you know a mistake

I want you to bark

I was talking to somebody else who was panting in barking like a dog

I was told something about wanting to be

I'm going to do in the ass really hard

I'm going to fuck you really hard with my nine inch cock

I'm i'm not i'm not a male actually

I'm incredibly flustered because i'm really offended by what the fuck I was just heard and now i'm getting called homer

I'm new is my birthday

I'm not i'm not blaming on you like literally you conference in and then you were confused

I'm not mad at you i'm just saying that I was called I answered the phone because i'm at work

I'm not saying you're doing anything

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm sorry what wait what can I do for you

I'm talking about mine

I'm very confused

It is yeah

It was not your voice so i'm not blaming on you

It's two thirty in the morning

Kerry

Kerry

Kerry nice to meet you kerry

LA county

Like a fucking dog

Like a fucking dog

Like you do when you're working your job

My friend is sheena

My hair was wet I was on a hair salon

My name is sheena

My name is sheena

My name is sheena

Network and we were called

Nice to meet you kerry

No

No

No I do not know way home where scott

No I don't have to beg for anything

No I was not

No i'm i'm confused and offended

No i'm i'm i'm a human being an

No i'm not mad at you honey

No i'm saying it was a different voice

No no

No there's not

Nobody I know is in jail I don't know homer

Oh

Oh geez

Oh no I don't care about your cock i'm talking about mine

Oh no I don't have to beg you for anything you have to beg me

Oh no I literally we did not call anyone

Oh that's like a moan I want you to bark

Oh there

Oh well I mean i'm not

Oh yeah

Oh you're panting like a dog again you're a bad dog

OK

OK

OK somebody somebody else then called and you picked up the phone

OK well i'm glad that we both establish our professions

Park

Picked up my phone

Play meant to you how do you feel about that

Rap music in the background

Really incredibly offensive things

Really offensive things

Remember that works here the only homer I know is homer simpson and that's a cartoon

Right

Run prank called litter this is the bar

Sheena

Sheena

So bark for me

So you panting like a dog

Somebody else called the wrong number and it was an accident you dialed in

Supper after two AM

Sure

Tell me

Testing dog aren't you

That really doesn't make sense

That really doesn't make sense like literally you're calling in place of business this is in a cell phone

That was talking about their fucking eight inch cock and now they want to run into me and i'm at fucking work

The number here is two one four three seven zero

The phone number what is the phone number here i'm new is my birthday

There is no kerry here

This is a different voice

This is a different voice I was not talking to you a moment ago

Trying to close up my bar

Uh

Uh we did not call

Walnut

Walnut and bail bonds

What

What

What am I gonna do with that

What are you saying

What can I do for you

What kind of what kind of help do you need sir

What the fuck

Who homer no

Whoever that you picked up the phone that we had a different voice was saying some really offensive things

Why

Why are you saying yes

Why would I be calling that my hair is wet and what the fuck does that have to do with fucking jail or homer simpson scott whatever the

With my nine inch fucking cock

Wrong number

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah you like that don't you

Yes

Yes what

You

You are bad

You can't fuck me

You have an eight inch cock

You have to beg me

You I don't know if it I don't know a homer personally

You just told me that you get print calls all day

You like a girl with a dick

You love dogs

You want to get slammed in the ass

You're already aware of the situation

You're you're into that

Your fucking dog

'cause I found that really fucking offensive