Angry Mother and Son 2.0 Soundboard Edit

A and S Roofing

Am I talking to a human or a machine?

Answer my question

Anybody else I can help you with?

Are ya havin' fun?

Are you people that hard up for a good laugh?

Can I ask you something?

Do not call this number again or I will call the police

Excuse me?

Flipping out in the background

For harassing calls, we'll see you in court in a week or two baby

Hello 1

Hello 1

Hello 2

Hello 2

Huh?

I can't hear you

I want to know why I'm on your speakerphone

I was just discharged from McKinley Hall, honorably

I'll tell you things you've never heard about Jesus

I'm gonna bust you, Anthony! (background chatter)

I'm not drinking

I've been clean for three months

If you want to talk to somebody, then talk to somebody

It's difficult to hear me on speakerphone

Ma'am

May I have your name, please?

May I help you with something?

May I help you?

No

No, do you think this is funny?

No, you have me on speaker, I can hear it!

Nobody called you

Now are you happy about that?

Okay 1

Okay 2

Okay 3

Our phone rang here (rant)

Our phone rang here!

Religious rant

Sir

Somebody connected us for some bizarre reason

There ain't no Frank Garrett here

This is my landline

This is not a cell phone, this is a home phone

This is not a construction place

This is not a man

What about drugs and alcohol now?

What do I need you for?

What has got to stop?

What is going on?

What is the sad joke?

What the fuck are you talking about?

What was that noise?

What?

What's that, excuse me?

When we picked it up, somebody started mouthing off

Who are you and why do you have this number?

Who are you?

Who is this 1?

Who is this 2?

Who the fuck is this 1?

Who the fuck is this 2?

Why am I calling, what do you mean calling?

Why am I on speakerphone 1?

Why am I on speakerphone 2?

Why am I on your speakerphone 1?

Why am I on your speakerphone 2?

Why don't you get the mush out of your mouth?

Yeah, who is this?

You don't get it

You don't wanna go there with me

You don't want to know how well I know Jesus

You may not know this (trace rant)

You need to back down

You need to get off the speakerphone

You're an ignorant boob!

You're going to lose your landline and be prosecuted (rant)

Your phone is messed up or something