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Are you Alliance? I'm a liar. What? I don't think of myself as a liar. You might as well, though, have a mighty roar.

Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow mop.

Can you stop from being cheerful, please? I don't believe there's a power on the verse Stop from being cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape your mouth and dump her in the hole for a month...

Come on out, river. Nice man wants to kidnap you.

Doesn't anybody care that I have a finely crafted gun pointed at this boy's head?

Don't let the space bugs bite.

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Folks are all insane. Well, my sister is a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

He robbed from the rich, and he gave to the poor, stood up to the man, and he gave him what for our love for him now ain't hard to explain. The hero of Canton, a man they called Jane. Now Jane saw ...

He's really very gentle and fuzzy. We're becoming fast friends.

Hey, Captain. Hey. Hello Kelly, what's the news? I'm shiny. Can't they? OK.

How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

I always worry. So it's not out of my way.

I am a large semi muscular man. I can take it.

I can kill you with my brain.

I don't give half a hump of your innocent or not. So where does that put you?

I don't like the idea of someone hearing what I'm thinking. No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.

I don't mean to alarm anybody. But I think we're being followed.

I don't understand why we didn't leave that sumbitch in the pool of his own blood. We'd be dead. Can't get paid if you're dead. Can't get paid if you crawl away like a Pretty Little pug. Neither. G...

I know something ain't right, sweetie or crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

I'll be a son of a whore. You're not my girl, man. You're my girl ship.

I'll be in my bunk.

Is there any way I'm going to get out of this with honor and dignity? I'm pretty much down to ritual suicide, Lamy Toes.

It's just an object. Doesn't mean what you think.

Let's move this conversation in a not James Fault direction.

Listen, we're holding this valley. No matter what, we're going to die. We're not going to die. We can't die business. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to ...

Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What will she do next? Either blow us all up or rub soup in her hair. It's a toss up. I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot and we d...

Look at this. Here's the guy who just in the nick of time, What does that make us? Big damn hero, Sir, Ain't we just?

Made the right move, darling. That's really gone with old earlier. You think so? Some of us feel differently.

Man is stronger by far than woman. That only woman can create a child. Does that seem right to you?

No power in the verse can stop me.

No, it's shiny.

Now I got to know how close the alliance is, exactly how much you told them before Wash scrambled your call. So I've given Jane here the job of finding out. He was not specific as to how.

Now you only got to scare them. Pain is scary. Just do it right.

Oh dear God in heaven.

OK, I'm lost, I'm angry and I'm armed.

Preacher. Don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

Put the gun away, OK? I'm putting it away. No, he's not.

River. River's gone. Then who exactly are we talking to? You're talking to Serenity? And early. Serenity is very unhappy.

Saint James got a ring to it. I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed. I once had a guy in the neck from 500 yards on the vent scope. Don't that count upstairs? No. It'll be ...

She killed him with mathematics. What else could it have been?

She really have the young doctor look at this. It's not so bad. Well, I'm sure you'll be fine. I didn't say that.

Sir, I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off. Work, work.

So does it happen a lot? Government commandeering your ship, telling you where to go. That's what governments are for getting a man's way.

So you're a bounty hunter? That ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a body Hummer.

Take my love. Take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care. I'm still free. You can't take this guy from me. Take Me Out to the black. Tell them I ain't coming back. Burn the land and b...

That makes you look like an idiot.

That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear.

The man they called. James. Erupt from the rich and he gave to the poor. Stood up to the man and he gave him what poor Our love for him. Now ain't hard to explain. The hero of Panton, a man they ca...

There's something you can't do.

This here is a recipe for unpleasantness. Does she understand that? She understands. She doesn't comprehend. I'm glad we've made that distinction. No touching guns.

Time for some thrilling heroics.

We got to go to the crappy town where I'm a hero.

Well, here I am.

Well, you're right about this being a bad idea. Thanks for saying, Sir.

What are you Are you saying she's a witch? Yes, Jane, she's a witch. She has had Congress with the Beast. She's in Congress.

When you can't run, you crawl and when you can't crawl and when you can't do that. Find someone to carry him.

Where'd she go? I can't keep track of her when she's not incorporeally possessing a spaceship. Don't look at me. That's a nonsensical crappy. Nobody can do that. You somewhere on this boat. Somewhe...

Where's River at now? In our room, which I'm thinking both from the outside from now on. It's a little extreme, isn't it? Anybody remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife? Wacky fun. You wa...

Which were that simple, Yeah. And if wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak.

You don't have to worry about me. It's always out on a deal. I always worry. So it's not out of my way.

You know what the chain of command is? It's a chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in written command here.

You know, the exception of one deadly and unpredictable Midget? This girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yeah, by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

You want to meet the real me now?

You're not right early. You're not righteous. Got issues.

You're out of your mind. That's between me and my mind.

Your sister's becoming a real annoyance. I feel for you.