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But what should I do? Well, the first thing that I think that you should do is to stop whining about this pathetic loser. For Christ's sakes, you are a tragedy queen. Steve doesn't like me. Steve d...
Dad, you're not coming to my wedding. You want to be there. But I have three books on these next weekend. I can't piss off these big bookstores. If I cancel, they stick me down on the bottom shelve...
I just cannot believe that it's over between me and Steve. You know, I mean, maybe there's still hope. Well, he did take out a restraining order against you and I have to be honest, that's usually ...
I'm no longer your doctor just because of this. Because of this little double homicide, Yes, because of this.
If I talk to you and you turn me into a fag, I'm going to kill you, you understand? Could we define fag because some feelings may come up?
Lucy dog. Well, pissed it out. Water. No, no. I think they use the menstrual next door to the Burger King dummy.
Oedipus was a great king who killed his father and married his mother. Fucking Greeks.
Oh, now you're going to tell me was a suicide. I think he left a note. Shelly, did they find that note? No, but they will on a minute. Oh, let me guess what it says. Life is bullshit. I can't fucki...
You know you can take a pill for them. No, no, that's a cheat. You start with the pills. Next thing you know you're putting in hydraulics. The hard on should be gotten legitimately or shouldn't be ...
You know, normally a patient wouldn't have a VAT of Scotch during a session. That's an interesting fact I'm going to have to remember if I'm ever on Jeopardy.
You know, you know what I do when I'm mad, Paul? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow. See how you feel. There's your fucking pillow. Feel better. Yeah, I do.
You know, you're really very rigid about certain things. Did you know that?
You, Paul Vinny the monster. That is that polite. Is that being nice? I'm trying to be nice over here. I mean, do I walk up to you and say you're someone so hot on?