Back To The Future Movie Soundboard Edit

A biff doing all of this guy's life preserving Dork thinks he's gonna drown. Yeah.

A McFly. What do you think you're doing? F Hey, I'm talking to you, McFly, you Irish bug. Oh, hey, Biff. Hey guys, how are you doing? You got my homework? Finished McFly. Well, actually, I figured ...

All right. All right, this is this is an oldie but. Well, it's an old eve where I come from.

All right. All right, this is this is an oldie but. Well, it's an old eve where I come from. All right guys, listen to the Blues riff and bee watch me for the changes and try and keep up, OK?

And reply. I thought I told you never to come in here.

And where's my reports? Well, I haven't finished those up yet, but you know, I I figured since they weren't due till. Hello. Hello. Anybody home? Think I got to have time to get them retired? Do yo...

Are you up there? Oh my God, it's my mother. Quick put your band back.

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Bella, another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my car.

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Calvin Klein Oh my God, he's a dream.

Crazy drunk driver.

Damn, where is that kid?

Damn. Damn. Damn.

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Do you mind if I sit here? Oh, fine. No good, fine, good.

Doc, you don't just walk into a store and and buy plutonium. Did you rip that off? Of course, from a group of Libyan nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb. So I took their plutonium and...

Don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.

Don't say a word. I don't want to know your name. I don't want to know anything about you. I'm going to read your thoughts. Let's see now. You come here from a great distance. Yeah, exactly. Don't ...

Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with a connecting hook at precisely 88 miles an hour, the instant the lightning strikes the tower. Everything will be fine.

Erased from existence.

Fine, fine. OK, let's fly. Jake. Ripping yourself. It's all a dream. It's just a very intense dream.

Get out of town. I didn't know you did anything creative.

Go.

Good luck. It worked. I finally invented something that works. Your ass that works.

Goodnight, future boy.

He cost 300 bucks damage to my car. You son of a bitch. I'm going to take it out of your ass.

He's a peeping Tom.

He's a very strange young man. He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. Parents are probably idiots too. Lorraine, you ever have a kid who acts that way out to Sonia?

Hello. Hello. Anybody home? Hey, think with fly.

Hello. Hello. Anybody home? I think with flies.

Her first television set dad just picked it up today. Do you have a television? Yeah, you know, we have two of them. Wow, you must be rich. Oh, honey, he's teasing you. Nobody has two televisions fed.

Hey Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88 roads. Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Hey fuck man, you're a slacker. Do you want to be a slacker for the rest of your life?

Hey, hey, hey. Keep rolling. Keep rolling there.

Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one. This is a classic. This is where Ralph dresses up as a man from space. What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand new. Yeah, well, I saw it on a...

Hey, kid, what'd you do, Jump ship? What? What's with the life preserver?

Hey, you get your damn hands off her.

Hola.

Hold those. I'm afraid you're just too darn loud. Next, please.

How could I have been some careless 1.21 gigawatts, Tom? How am I going to generate that kind of power? It can't be done. Can't. But all we need is a little plutonium. I'm sure that in 1985, pluton...

Human form, Shoot it. Take that immunity, son of a bitch.

I can't believe you loaned me a car without telling me it had a blind spot. I could have been killed. Now, now, Biff. Now. I never noticed that the car had any blind spot before when I would drive ...

I can't guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are going to love it.

I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you got for me is light beer.

I kept him into the future.

I remember when this was all farmland, as far as the eye could see. Oh man, Peabody on all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees.

I think a man should be strong. So he can stand up for himself. And protect the woman he loved.

I'm allergic to all synthetics.

I'm gonna get that son of a bitch.

I'm telling the truth, Doc. You gotta believe me. Then tell me future boy. Who's president of the United States in 1985? Ronald Reagan? Ronald Reagan, the actor? Then who's vice president Jerry Lewis?

Isn't he a dreamboat?

It's going to be really hard waiting 30 years before I can talk to you about everything that's happened in the past few days. I'm really going to miss you, Marty. Are we going to miss you?

Just relax, Calvin. You've got a big bruise on your head. For my pants over there. On my hope chest. I've never seen purple underwear before, Calvin. Calvin. Why? Why do you keep calling me Calvin?...

Kids, we're going to have to eat this cake by ourselves. Your Uncle Joey didn't make parole again.

Let's see if you bastards can do 90.

Listen, do you do you know where Riverside Dr. is? It's on the other end of the town, a block past Maple East End of town. We're not blocked past Maple. That's that's John F Kennedy Dr. Who the hel...

Look at me. You think I'm going to spend the rest of my life in this sloppy watch it golden? No, Sir. I'm gonna make something to myself. I'm going to night school, and one day I'm gonna be somebod...

Lorraine Identity. Has popped me to you. What? Oh, what I meant to say was, wait a minute, don't I know you're from somewhere? Yes, yes. I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean. Your des...

Lou, give me a milk. Chocolate.

Man Goldie Wilson. Like the sound of that.

Marie I'm sorry, but the only power source capable of generating 1.21 gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning. What did you say? I'm also writing. Unfortunately, you never know when or wher...

Mother, with Marty's parents out of town, don't you think you ought to spend the night? I mean, after all, Dad almost killed him with the car. That's true, Marty. I think maybe you should spend the...

My calculations are correct when this baby hits 88 mph. You're gonna see some serious shit.

My calculations are correct. When this baby hits 88 mph, they're going to see some serious shit.

Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future.

Now, Biff, I want to make sure that we get two coats of wax this time, not just one. Just finishing up the second coat. Now, now, Beth, don't con me. I'm. I'm sorry, Mr. McFly, I I meant, I was jus...

Oh my God, they found me. I don't know how, but they found me. Who? Who? Who do you think? Delicious. Holy shit.

Ohh.

OK. All right. Saturday is good. Saturday is good. I can spend a week in 1955. I can hang out. You can show me around. Party. That is completely out of the question. You must not leave this house. ...

Party. You've got to come back with me. Where? Back to the Future.

Please excuse the crudity of this model. I didn't have time to build it, to scale or to paint it. That's good. Well, thank you. Thank you.

Right. OK, so right around 9:00, she's going to get very angry with me. Why is she going to get angry with you? Well, because, George, nice girls get angry when guys take advantage of them. Oh, you...

Sam, stop fiddling with that thing and come in here and eat your dinner. Look at it roll. Now we can watch Jackie Gleason while we.

Savethe clock tower! Save the clock tower!

Say hi to your mom for me.

Scott.

Shape up, man. You're a slacker. Do you want to be a slacker for the rest of your life?

She told me to tell you that she wants you to ask her to be a chairman under the sea dance. Really. Oh yeah. All you got to do is go over there and ask her. What's right here, right now in the cafe...

Silence Earthling. My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan.

So it's gone. It's like it's like it's been erased. Erased from existence.

So tell me, Marty, how long have you been in court? Excuse me? I guess you're a sailor. I guess that's why you wear that life preserver.

So why don't you make like a tree? And get out of here.

So you're my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid. He cries whenever we take him out, so we just leave him in there all the time.

Sorry about your barn.

Sounds pretty heavy. Wait, that's nothing to do with it.

Strickland Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair?

Talk about the future. No, Marty, we've already agreed that having information about the future going to be extremely dangerous. Even if your intentions are good, you can backfire drastically. What...

Tell her destiny brought you together. Tell her that she is the most beautiful girl you have ever seen in the world. Girls like that stuff. What are you? What are you doing? I'm writing this down. ...

This is all wrong. I don't know what it is. But when I kiss you, it's like I'm kissing. My brother. I guess that doesn't make any sense, does it? Believe me. It makes perfect sense.

This is this is heavy duty, Doc. This is great. Does it run like on on regular unleaded gasoline? Unfortunately, no. It requires something with a little more kick. Plutonium. Plutonium. Wait a minu...

This is truly amazing. A portable television studio. I wonder your president has to be an athlete. He's going to look good on television.

Time circuits on flux capacitor. Flexing engine running right.

Wait a minute, Zach. Well, what are you talking about? What happens to us in the future where we become assholes or something? No, no, no, no, no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's y...

Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that you built a time machine?

Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that you built a time machine? What about DeLorean? The way I see it, if you're going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it some st...

We're sending you back to the future.

We've got to get you home.

Well, I guess that's everything.

Well, lucky what we have here.

What about all that talk? About screwing up future events, the space-time continuum. Well, I figured what the hell.

What are you looking at, Butt head?

What are you looking at, Butthead?

What are you looking at, Butthead?

What made you change your mind, George? Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Falcon and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain. Yeah, well, let's let's just kee...

Where did they come from? Yeah, where does he live? I don't know. But I'm going to find out.

While you're outside pouting over the car, Jennifer Parker called you twice. I don't like her, Marty. Any girl who calls up a boy is just asking for trouble. Oh, mother, there's nothing wrong with ...

Whoa, this is heavy. There's that word again. Heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

Whoa, wait a minute. Talk. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

Why, that's me. Look at me. I'm an old man. I'm Doctor Emma Brown. I'm standing here on the parking lot. Here's the thing I'm wearing wow, this this is a radiation suit. Radiation suit, of course, ...

You know where 1640 Rivers are You gonna order something, kid? Yeah. Give me. Give me a tab. Tab. I can't give you a tab unless you order something, right? Give me a Pepsi Free. You want a Pepsi, p...

You see us struggling in the car. You walk up, you open the door and you say. You're lying, George. Oh. Hey, you get your damn hands off her. Do you really think I ought to swear? Yes, definitely. ...

You smoke too. Part of your beginning to sound just like my mother.

You space bastard, you kill my pine.

You're mine. You're my my name is Lorraine. Lorraine beans. Yeah, but you are. You're so. You're so. Thin.

You've got a real attitude problem, McFly. You're a slacker. You remind me of your father when he went here. He was a slacker too.

Your leg, you have a little contest of time.

01 other thing. If you guys ever have kids and one of them, when he's 8 years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug. Go easy on.

1.21 Shikawatts. Thanks God. What? What the hell is a jiggle wire?

.21 Gigawatts.