Angry Grandpa Soundboard Edit

A hole in the guardian both

All I want is internet and basic TV

All over the god damn price

Alright I can hear you can you hear maine

Are you an idiot

Asshole

Auto

B R I C E

Bad guy get a time you answer the phone

Been on come down and slap you on your ass

Better better better better than my baby I love you baby

Birthday

Brown brown brown

But that god damn elevator music

But that's all I got and I want to buy your car

But would you guys have break bad gone

But you are a dumbass

Bye

Bye

Calling anybody you work oh god he might help you out

Can I speak jesus

Can I speak johns brown

Can I speak to Kyle M Jones

Can I speed traps

Charlie

Charlie green

Cough

Cuz we caught in a trap, we cant walk out

Da da da da da

Damn

Damn that's a lot of money for that

Did do I do all my work do I look stupid to you

Diesel

Do we have a deal or not

Do you suck my dick

Dodge ram crew cab

Don't you fucking understand

Don't you understand

Eight hundred dollars

Eight hundred dollars for guardian doing thousand dollar car

Flowers

Fourty two hundred

Fuck are you fuck are you mother fucker

Fuck you

Fuck you fuck you

Get me a price

Give me a price

Go go hello you go be dead oh yo-yo go go

Good god

He

Hehehe

Hello

Hello

Hello hello

Holy mother fucking shit

How about suck my dick?

How did you give out fat ass bitch

How good

How many miles

How much you asking for it

How to run

How you doing

How you doing

Huh

Hundred eyes there without

Hurry the fuck up

I ain't got no check

I do you cat you know what caches american currency american currency is green shit

I don't give a damn who you are bitch

I don't want no goddamn bills

I done nothing

I got a thousand dollars in my pocket can we walk

I got thousand dollars cash in your mother fucking pocket if you take the deal

I got to find a car somewhere

I live in south carolina

I need a car

I need a car don't you understand

I need a new client

I saw your ad in the paper

I think you're a piece of garbage

I want something I can just drive and fuck off

I want to buy a car without now we gotta deal with that

I'll come out by now where you at i'll come down there

I'll show you calm down

I'm a what

I'm at i'm serious this god damn sushi here

I'm calling you about your car you got on craigslist

I'm fucking tired I want you

I'm gonna blow you out the fucking water

I'm gonna get you

I'm serious

I'm talking to you like this you piece of shit you got him charlatan

I'm trying to buy a car

I'm trying to buy a car and you trust so joke

Is it all banged up

It is a joke right

Jesus

John brown

Junior

Kyle in june

Let me tell you I got you

Look at condition it

Man fuck you man come into carbon thousand dollars W car show me the car for thousand dollars

My name is charlie green

My name is jesus

My name is john C brown

My name is kyle M jones

My name is travis

My name is wilson

Never changed up bitch

New york

Ninety three honda accord

No

No

No my thumb drive didn't call

No no you get about now

Number water doormat who the fuck I am

Oh god condition is in

Oh how are built over thousand dollars

Oh my god fucking porn

Oh yes how you doing

OK

OK can you understand me I talk english

Or

Or

Or go to hell you bastard

Orlando

Orlando

Play gold by adam

Price

Pull up love you hang up

Regular

Right

Ruins Thanksgiving Dinner #turkey #thanksgiving is over #thanksgiving is done #argument #fight #politics #family

See

Should I go willie

Shut the fuck up

Shut up

Shut up i'm talking

So bye

South carolina

Thank you

Thank you goodbye

That after a two thousand one focus

That's a two thousand ten

That's what i've got I am

The brake pads are out

They'll indicate you want they may you are you are no good piece of garbage

To do your god damn idiot birthday boo

Tonya

Toyota

Transmission going out

Travis

Two

Two hundred ninety six thousand miles

Two thousand

Two thousand ten chevy crew

Two thousand two

Uh

Uh

Up there would you do have something to the junkyard and work blah

Values flowers

Well god damn would expect

What

What

What

What do you mean high miles how high miles

What is your name

What part of dumb ass don't you understand the dome of the ass

What's your name

Where are you from

Where is my money

Why

Why do you need my card

Why you got it on craigslist

Why you gotta put me on a video

Will

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah give me your fucking manager

Yeah I got money in my pocket so you want to talk or what

Yeah i'm done you can talk to me

Yeah why do you telling people have butt head

Yeah you like to fuck me 'cause you can't get a woman you god damn piece of shit

Yes

You

You are retarded motherfucker

You don't know how you talking to buddy you did how you talking to

You don't know who the fuck is there don't you even got you at work

You don't need my bank information to give me a fucking price

You don't you don't like a mother fucker to try to just tell steal from me

You got a car on craigslist

You got the ford ranger

You just put that in there to be funny didn't you

You know grandpa to come down and beat your ass

You know what joke is right ju

You sound like God Damn charlatan to me!

You sound like you can india somewhere

You still talking

You sure you didn't run the speedometer bat

You think I didn't get all the god damn put out about

You trying to take advantage of an old man

Your and you're asking a twenty nine hundred four right