Carl Johnson GTA Soundboard Edit

Ain't this fun

And you're hideous

And you're such a nice women bitch

Anyone ever asked you to go fuck yourself

Asshole

Aw what's wrong

Can you do me a favour pt1

Can you do me a favour pt2 (Go away)

Carl Johnson

Coffee with you no thank you

Come here and say that bitch

Come on dude don't make me laugh

Come on then asshole fight

Cool

Do you know who I am fool

Don't ever call me again

Dude I ain't got time for this

Dude please shut up

Excuse me sir

Fuck you

Get lost now or i'll take you out punk

Get the fuck out of here

Give your mother one for me home boy

Go away pt1

Go away pt2

Go do your community work somewhere else

Go get a real job or something

Go sleep with your sister fool

Hello

Hey beautiful

Hey get out of here

Hey girl

I ain't saying yeah and I ain't saying no

I appreciate that, I like yours too

I don't give a fuck

I don't need any of this shit

I seen your face asshole

I'll see you later man

I'm just a street criminal what can I say

I'm loosing my will to live here

I'm sorry man

I've seen harder looking puddings than you

Inbreeding makes you dumb huh

It's been nice talking to you

It's carl

It's carl, carl johnson

It's cj

It's nothing personal i'm just a criminal

Just cause I look fine I ain't a bitch

Like I give a fuck what you think

My god you boring me go away

No thank you

Not this crap again

Oh shut up ugly bitch

Okay

Oops

Real funny

So you think i'm a punk do you

Tell it to your daddy bitch

Thanks

That's complete and utter bullshit

Uh na

Very intelligent

We don't want your services around here anymore

Well you look like an asshole so we're even

Well you make babies cry when they see your face

Well you sound like a moron

What you smoking

Whatever dude

Who the fuck you think you're talking to bitch

Who's this

Yeah

Yeah well you need plastic surgery bitch

Yeah why not

You a comedian asshole

You a proffesional moron

You better be drunk

You could run or get a beating

You don't know who I am

You had a bad week huh

You having fun yet flool

You idiot

You moron

You ok

You okay

You pathetic

You picked the wrong fool to jack

You think I don't know about guns

You wanna get slapped fool