Negan Soundboard - The Walking Dead Edit

All you gotta do is answer one simple question.

Alright, listen.

Also, when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people, you killed more of my people.

And think about what can still happen.

Are you cooperating?

Are you kidding me?

Are you OK? Down there you penis?

Bullshit.

But it's like I've been trying to tell you. I'm very reasonable band as long as you cooperate. So let me ask you a question.

But we can't do that without rules. Rules are what make it all work.

Cool.

Crap.

Cut your sons left arm off

Darrell.

Darrell.

Did you see what just happened? What I just did you just?

Do not let me distract you, young man.

Do not make me have to ask.

Do not shatter my image of you. You're a badass. You're not scared as shit. Don't be scared to me, it's a disappointment.

Do you like music?

Don't any of you do that again?

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

Everybody is at the table waiting for me to order.

First impressions are important.

Give me your shit or I will kill you.

God damn it. That is the coolest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Going pee pee Pants City here real soon.

Here goes, pay attention.

Holy crap.

I am about 50% more into you now.

I am sorry for having been so rude to you just now.

I didn't quite catch that you're gonna have to speak up

I do not appreciate you killing my men.

I don't know.

I got an idea.

I gotta pick somebody.

I just got a feeling.

I just slipped my Dick down your throat and you thanked me for.

I know it's not easy, but there's always work. There is always a cost here. If you try to skirt it. If you try to cut that corner, then it is the iron for you.

I know we started off on the wrong foot.

I mean, if you know you're agreeable to it.

I need you to know me.

I simply cannot decide

I think it would be enjoyable. Screw your brains out.

I think you're going to be up to speed shortly.

I want to get to know you a little better.

I want you to hear that again.

I want you to hear that again. If you don't have something interesting for us, somebody's going to die.

I want you to sing me a song.

I want you to think about what could have happened.

I will cut pieces off of Daryl and put him on your doorstep. Or better yet, I will bring him to you and have you do it for me.

I will shut that shit down. No exceptions. First ones free soon emotional moment I get it.

I wish I could just ignore the rules and let it slide, but I can't.

I'm gonna need you to do it.

I'm Negan

I'm not gonna let this slide.

I’m gonna beat the holy hell out of one of you.

Is that too much to ask?

It's about the only thing she loves more than bashing in brains. Weird, huh?

Let me ask you a question.

Let me in.

Let's get started.

Let's get started.

Listen, I like you.

Little pig little pig

Long.

Look at this badass.

Lucy loves being sung to.

More you fight back harder it will be.

Negan

Negan

Negan Soundboard - The Walking Dead Sound

Negan Soundboard - The Walking Dead Sound

No, Sir.

Nope.

Not cool.

Not cool.

Not happening.

Not really.

Oh yeah.

Oh, I know what you're thinking.

Pissing our pants yet?

Please hush you look shitty.

Prick

Seriously?

Simon

Sing me a song.

So someone knocks on your door.

So you better be joking.

Somebody's gonna die.

Speak when you're spoken to.

Start singing.

Sucks, don't it moment you realize you don't know shit.

Sure.

Thank you for being so accommodating, friend.

That is a nono. The whole thing, not one bit of that shit flies here.

That is so screwed up shit.

That's what I'm talking about, men breaking each others balls. This is the shit your dad supposed to be teaching you.

The hell are you talking about?

This is the kind of thing that just tickles my balls, little cooperation and everything is pleasant as punch.

Time is my right hand man. Having one of those important. I mean, what do you have left without whole lot of work? You have one? Maybe one of these fine people still breathing.

Today was a productive damn day.

We are having a conversation here.

We are the saviors.

We provide security to others. We bring civilization back to this world.

We're getting close.

Welcome to a brand new beginning you sorry shits.

Well hello there.

Well, look at that Dawn is breaking it's a brand new day.

Well, pardon me, young man. Excuse the shit outta my God damn French, but did you just threaten me?

Well, well, well what do we have here?

What can I say? You forced my hand.

What do you like to do for fun?

What you do next will decide whether your crap day becomes everyone's last crap day or just another crap day.

What'd your dad play in the car?

What'd your mom use to sing you?

What's about to happen is going to be hard to watch.

What's your name again?

Whatever you had going for you that is over now.

Which one of you pricks is the leader?

Who are you?

Yeah.

Yes you are.

Yes.

You absolutely cannot.

You are creepy as shit sneaking up on me wearing that color with that freaky ass smile.

You are creepy as shit.

You are not safe.

You are so gonna regret crossing me in a few minutes.

You belong to me.

You better have something interesting for us or Lucille. She's going to have her way.

You can't because I'm not done with you.

You don't mess with the new world. Order. New World Order is this and it's really very simple. So even if you're stupid, which you very may well be, you can understand it.

You don't really think that you're going to get through this without being punished. Now, did you?

You get yourself a brand new pair of shoes and you live like a King.

You going to a party little girl?

You got something to say?

You gotta take that crap up your face. I want to see what Grandma got me.

You have no idea how not cool that shit is.

You have shit, you give it to me. That's your job.

You killed my people a whole damn lot of am more than I'm comfortable with an for that. For that you're going to pay.

You let us in. We own that door.

You look shitty.

You may just be my new best friend.

You most certainly will.

You mowed down to my men with machine gun. I want something in return for that.

You ready?

You really wanna piss me off?

You Sir, are special.

You try to stop us and we will knock it down.

You understand?

You work for me now.

You're going to wish you were dead.

You're smart, in fact, I'm gonna tell you just how smart you are in case you don't already know, so I'd expect the kids your age to be moping around not doing a damn thing except crying about missi...

Your mouth is all puffed up like a baboon's ass.

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