Portal 1 Soundboard Edit

All subjects intending to handle high energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they may be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues

All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are

Although the euthanizing processes remarkably painful eight out of ten aperture science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain

Are you still there

Because despite your violent behavior the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart

Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test

Critical error

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the aperture science self esteem fund for girls it's true

Dispensing product

Do not touch the operational end of the device do not look directly at the operational end of the device do not submerge the device in liquid even partially most important lee under no circumstance...

Don't believe me here i'll put you on that's you that's how dumb you sound

Excuse me

For instance the floor here will kill you try to avoid it

For more information please attend an enrichment center electrical safety seminar

Four five overboard on the fire

Good job as part of a required test protocol we will start enhancing the truth in three two

Goodbye

Gotcha

Ha ha ha ha

Have I lied to you I mean in this room trust me leave that thing alone

Hello and again welcome to the aperture science computer aided in richmond center

Hey hey hey

Hi

I

I could take a bath in this stuff put it on serial robber tried into my eyes honestly it's not deadly at all

I don't hate you

I invited your best friend the companion cube of course he couldn't come because you murdered him

I see you

I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone

I'm making more that's going to take a few minutes though meanwhile are lock it your old brother rocket turret

If you become lightheaded from thirst feel free to pass out

In richmond center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake chriqui neck

In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak the enrichment center urges you to disregard its advice

It also says you were adopted so that's funny too

It says so right here in your personnel file unlikable liked by no one they better unlikable owner who's passing shall not be mourned

Maybe you should marry that things and you love it so much do you want to marry it well I won't let you how does that feel

Neurotoxin so deadly, choking. I'm kidding

No one will blame you for giving up in fact quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response

Oh somebody cut the cake I told them to wait for you but they could get any anyway they will still sell weather if you hurry back

Oh you think you're doing some damage two plus two is in base for i'm fine

OK fine doe touch it pick it up and just stuff it back into me

Please be advised that I noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol that is an unintended side effect of the aperture science material emancipation grill which may in semi rare case...

Please escort your companion cube to the aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator

Please know that we have added a consequences for failure any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record followed by death good luck

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Portal 1 Soundboard Sound

Portal end song

Put me down

Quit now and cake will be served immediately

Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said goodbye and you were like the worm and then I was all we pretended we were going to murder you

Sentry mode activated

Shall not be mourned

Sleep mode activated

Sorry

Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position

Thank you for helping us help you help us all

That has got to be the dumbest thing that wo wo wo wo

That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container go ahead and rub your face all over it

The companion cube cannot continue through the testing state and local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here alone inconvenience you must euthanize it

The device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in subject hometown killer

The enrichment center is required to remind you that you will be baked and then there will be cake

The enrichment center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact cannot speak

The symptoms most commonly produced by enrichment center testing are superstition perceiving inanimate objects as alive and hallucinations

There really was a cake

They've always start however keep in mind that although fun and learning other primary goals of all enrichment center activities serious injuries may occur

This aperture science material emancipation grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it for instance the aperture science weighted storage cube

Unbelievable you subject name here must be the pride of subject hometown killer

Very impressive please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience

We

We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success

Weighted storage cube destroyed

Well done android the enrichment center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance

Well done remember the aperture science bring your daughter to work day is the perfect time to have her tested

Well it has been a faithful companion your companion cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test if it could talk and the enrichment center takes this opportunity to remind you that it c...

When I said deadly neurotoxin the deadly was in massive sarcasm quotes

Where you found me congratulations was it worth it

While safety is one of many enrichment center goals the aperture science high energy pellet seemed to the left of the chamber can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization

Who is going to make the cake when i'm gone you

Woah

Wow wow wow wow wow

You did it the weighted companion cube certainly brought you good luck

You on the other hand are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny

You use a nice your faithful companion tube more quickly than any test subject on record congratulations