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All right enough with the jokes
All right enough with the jokes
And if I refuse
And if I refuse
Are you on the pipe
Are you on the pipe
Are you telling me this was all just bullshit
Are you telling me this was all just bullshit
Bad answer
Bad answer
Brother
Brother
Can't say I do
Can't say I do
Do you know how many people i've killed
Do you know how many people i've killed
Don't hang up on main
Don't hang up on main
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck face
Fuck face
Fuck head
Fuck head
Gotcha
Gotcha
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hey are you listening
Hey are you listening
Hold on
Hold on
Howling bucket munia
Howling bucket munia
I don't care who the fuck it is
I don't care who the fuck it is
I like her better when she's horny
I like her better when she's horny
I'll pass
I'll pass
It's over
It's over
Listen lady I don't know what the hell you're talking about
Listen lady I don't know what the hell you're talking about
Mother
Mother
Naughty girls need spankings
Naughty girls need spankings
No
No
No man
No man
OK how 'bout this will you do it with me
OK how 'bout this will you do it with me
Pain in my ass why aren't you dead yet
Pain in my ass why aren't you dead yet
Run that by me again
Run that by me again
So this is the UA office
So this is the UA office
Some people fucking funerals I cut off hats
Some people fucking funerals I cut off hats
Someone killed bishop
Someone killed bishop
Strawberry shortcake
Strawberry shortcake
Sure is
Sure is
This is the assassins association right
This is the assassins association right
This isn't a battle anymore it's a mother fucking war
This isn't a battle anymore it's a mother fucking war
Time to wake up
Time to wake up
Uhm no
Uhm no
Wait I don't get what that means
Wait I don't get what that means
Well I i guess you got a point there
Well I i guess you got a point there
Who are you anyway
Who are you anyway
Yeah
Yeah
You better not be lying
You better not be lying
You got it old man
You got it old man
You obviously don't know me
You obviously don't know me
You set me up bitch
You set me up bitch
You're a bad girl
You're a bad girl
You're joking right
You're joking right