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An account into only know how to be
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And if you believe that he also believe there richard simmons junior 's running around
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And stop shouting i'm not death
And we don't have enough time to be shocked right now
And we don't have enough time to be shocked right now
And what is it
And what is it
Are you sure
Are you sure
As it's right
As it's right
Ask you mommy
Ask you mommy
Bastard
Bastard
But I hope you live enough room for my face because i'm going to have it in your stomach
But I hope you live enough room for my face because i'm going to have it in your stomach
But I want to know is why would a priest tried to kill someone
But I want to know is why would a priest tried to kill someone
But if you want me to prove it
But if you want me to prove it
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Bye
Bye
Bye
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Can you see that i'm talking quiet
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Come and get maine
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Come on
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Come worship maine
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Computer dick ulous
Cookies
Cookies
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Do a damaged goods lady
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Do it now
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Don't start
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Don't worry everything is under control
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Enough
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Exactly
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Excuse me
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Excuse me I have a few more questions if it online
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Fast got news for you you are mine now you belong to maine
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Fine
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First I would like to just get to know
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Fuck you
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Fuck you asshole
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Give me a break
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Give me a break and shut up
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Give me address
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Go to hell
God did you get this information
God did you get this information
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Gold and kiss your mother 's behind
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Good
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Good for you
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Good morning
Goodbye
Goodbye
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Got the minivan
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Great
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Ha ha ha ha ha
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Have nothing else to do and have nowhere else to go
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Hey
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Hey I want you to do me a favor
Hey i'm a police officer
Hey i'm a police officer
Hi
Hi
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Hire a grows out of the people
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Homosexual I can only speak for myself
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How are you
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How long before this happens
I agree with you
I agree with you
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I believe you
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I can do this all day long
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I can hardly believe it myself
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I can wait until this whole thing is over man
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I didn't
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I do not want to touch his ass
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I drink
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I forgot to introduce myself
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I know
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I lied
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I love
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I love it
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I never do that one
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I really appreciate your honesty
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I remember that
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I think it's funny
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I want to ask you a bunch of questions and I want to have them answered immediately
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I would like to talk to you about thomas aquinas
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I would say
I'll call you back
I'll call you back
I'm a cop you idiot
I'm a cop you idiot
I'm adam gibson
I'm adam gibson
I'm detective john kimble
I'm detective john kimble
I'm not a program
I'm not a program
I'm not cheating on you
I'm not cheating on you
I'm not interested in that
I'm not interested in that
I'm really sorry
I'm really sorry
I'm terribly sorry to disturb your party
I'm terribly sorry to disturb your party
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In the hole video
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Is
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Is a psychopathic bitch
Is someone in my house eating my birthday cakes with my family
Is someone in my house eating my birthday cakes with my family
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It's amazing where are we
Just do what I tell you
Just do what I tell you
Just doing my job
Just doing my job
My CPU is a neural net processor a learning computer
My CPU is a neural net processor a learning computer
My name is sharon quiz
My name is sharon quiz
No
No
No
No
No
No
No I know what I heard
No I know what I heard
No thank you
No thank you
No that's not true
No that's not true
Not now
Not now
Oh definitely
Oh definitely
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
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Oh you must be very proud of yourself
Oh you want to fuck with me your fucking choirboy compared to maine a choir boy
Oh you want to fuck with me your fucking choirboy compared to maine a choir boy
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OK
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One of us is in deep trouble
Put or did you can eat my cookies
Put or did you can eat my cookies
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Quiet
Say breakfast is the most important meal of the day
Say breakfast is the most important meal of the day
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Show
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Shut up
Shut up
Shut up
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Slots
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So
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So i've got time for
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Sounds like you using foul language
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Stab lish
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Stop whining
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Stopping such a pussy
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Sure
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Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
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Thanks
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Thanks for the tip
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That about does it
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That's cool
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That's enough
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That's funny
Thomas aquinas
Thomas aquinas
Trust me
Trust me
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Well take it easy
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Well that hit the spot
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What do you want
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What do you want to know
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What happens in a few days
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What I meant was you tell maine
What the fuck
What the fuck
What the fuck did I do wrong
What the fuck did I do wrong
What the hell were you thinking
What the hell were you thinking
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What the houses youtube
What's the matter
What's the matter
Where is my family
Where is my family
Who are you
Who are you
Who are you
Who are you
Who are you
Who are you
Who is your daddy and what does he do
Who is your daddy and what does he do
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Wrong
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Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
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Yes
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Yes
Yes
Yes
You like discipline
You like discipline
You should not drink and bake
You should not drink and bake
You son of a bitch
You son of a bitch
You want to give them my birthday
You want to give them my birthday