Soundboard of Richard Simmons Edit

A mistake would have been if you had been in coma and couldn't remember it

Absolutely

And this has to do with you and i

Because i've hopped on hundreds of sausage ann richards was giant at seven inches and over five hundred pounds

But I really am

Come with us

Common through this tony and I never wanted to go on over one

Could this be love

Do you think phil donahue does it over

Don't you start with me

Fine

For all these years I wondered what I would say if I ever found you

Fuck

Good morning

Guess i'll just have to play with your nuts

Ha ha ha

Hawaii

Hi

Hi dave

How are you

I am here for you

I didn't call anybody

I do not

I don't give a shit

I don't like this new attitude of yours

I have a date

I just want you to be my mom

I know what it's like to be swollen and hard richard

I love richard 's rum balls

I love you

I promise

I understand that

I wanna talk to richard

I want to talk with you about sausage

I was taking thirty laxatives today

I was throwing up four to five times a day

I was two hundred pounds in the eighth grade

I'll call back in an hour

I'm a totally afraid to pick up the bones in here

I'm in control

I'm in love with her

I'm not doing anymore songs for you

I'm so sorry

I'm such a good fuck

I've told you a thousand times

If I told you once

Is this diane

It has nothing to do with this

It's a one take fucker

Let me say this

Let's get physical

Man it has nothing to do with you

Many memory

Maybe broken your leg of heart attack arrest

Meow

Mother daughter

My happy place is in my bathroom in my tub with my dogs there

My name is marilyn

My name is sheryl and i'm your daughter

My name is sheryl I believe I am your daughter

My nuts they get a little numb sometimes and I get this tingling

No

No

No it wasn't a mistake

No!!!

Now

Oh I know why you could make this up

Oh my god

OK

OK

One

Pathetic

Physical

Please

Please

Please don't hang up the phone again

Please help me milk my pickle

Please tell me why you're doing this to yourself

Powered

Quiet

Richard

Richard was swollen he sat on the sausage with me and told the audience I know how tough it is to milk my rum balls

Stop that

Sure

That's fine

That's why she should marry me

The minute you walk and the room I could tell you where a gal of distinction hario big spend a good looking sorry fine

There's no words there

This is funny fifty thousand americans died last year of obesity related diseases

Two fridays ago

Well hello

Well I think about it

Well that's your problem

What's wrong

Where's mama

Who

Why

Why do you say those things

Why don't you and I go see mama mia

Yeah

Yes

Yes sir

Yes yes

You

You

You and I are the same age

You don't need me anymore

You know that

You made me promise

You mean for your whole life you knew nothing about

You put that shit in

You're so beautiful

'cause I hit myself

'cause I hit myself so hard