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A little service here
Adam
Add a big thing yeah it wasn't even about the eggs really pretty I like the yolks I do
Alright let's not dilly deli
An SUV look we're trying to elude someone we're not driving to soccer practice
And i've got unsoiled myself
And stupid
Are you from wardrobe
Are you happy now
Are you serious
Aren't you a little old to be wearing braces
As it is the giraffe get all the marmalade
At last
But you just got here
But you promised the fat one would british
Call beth right you have a punch in the numbers nowadays
Cheerio
Close
Come come
Come to managua the mecca of mercenaries
Damn
Daniel tommy two tone
Do it gilligan griffin
Do you have prince albert in a can
Don't shoot
Find
Go ahead with all of you
Ha ha ha.
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He is he is combative she's to stick
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello i'm stupid
Hello operator
High five
How is carol
I beg to differ
I knew
I must do all I can to accelerate his convalescence
I must prepare for my journey
I offer you the opportunity to join me in glorious battle
I require a window seat at an in flight happy meal and no pickles oh god help you if I find pickles
I said egg whites only you finally give me a bloody heart attack
I see him I just spent the entire day wallowing around in my own feces
I shall cherish this forever
I want her not to be alive anymore
I was being sarcastic
I'll be mark and you ask me out of the box social order the devil it is your children are doing his death
I'll give you whatever you want money women men
I'm here
I'm not speaking to you
I've never heard anyone make that joke before you're the first
In the way they thought it
Is she serious
It seems that naughty baby has made a message
It would be an honor
Layoff the doobie
Let's get the hell out of here
Mom
Mother
New new actually put you down for a nap mother
No damn you
No no no no no
Of course
Oh
Oh
Oh gosh that's funny that's really funny you do you write your own material to you because that is so fresh
Oh my god
Oh oh oh well this is this is this is clearly we get me started I i mean really when I think of of of of the times that that woman is only beginning
Oh that's pretty
Oh what the hell
Oh yeah little bit prattling on like a schoolgirl
Peekaboo ICU
Please
Pull up eddie
Really your manners
Rupert had to you to watch the bags
Ruptured kappel aries in your news bill I the clarity of your wisdom
Shut up
So that was me farting
So we can stay in touch can we
Splendid
Stewart gilligan griffin runs from nothing
Still for governor
That's not going to stop me
The devil you talking about
The only thing i've held you back from his failure
The only way you'll get me to talk it through slow painful torture and I don't think you've got the g****s
There is must die all one word at yahoo dot com
This calls for a sexy party
Victory is mine
Volume volume
Watt
We put it back I like that song
We're hide love to stay and chat but you're a total bitch
What are you doing here
What did you learn
What do you think
Who
Who hears a pleasant side
Who is the sleepy
Why do we not credit card was declined
Why the hell did we get off here
Will it about bloody time
Will they should get into some after dinner entertainment
Would you be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual
Would you join us for dinner
Yes
Yes he is that one looks like he's got some fighting him take off the rubber pants i'm going in
Yes I think we all knew well that's going to be like
Yes if i'm i'm quite capable of that
Yes yes you got lots of thing about having to public drunkenness grand theft auto
You
You cameraman make sure you use that sybil shepard filter and they can make her look half human they should be able to take six months off my face
You heat up some gravy for our guest by last helping of white meat was drier than oscar wilde