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Ah who needs them
Ah who needs them
And you need to come on down to the cellar
And you need to come on down to the cellar
Anything to wear in the summer time
Anything to wear in the summer time
Bringing the good news today?
Bringing the good news today?
Come on over here son
Come on over here son
Conversation starter
Conversation starter
Don't make me beg now
Don't make me beg now
Don't you mouth off to me or I'm going to slap you right in your penis
Don't you mouth off to me or I'm going to slap you right in your penis
Excuse me
Excuse me
Fat ass
Fat ass
Fun for the young children
Fun for the young children
Get your fat ass back here
Get your fat ass back here
Got a nice tip fully write him a pocket
Got a nice tip fully write him a pocket
Guess who
Guess who
Guess who?
Guess who?
Hand me the paper, so I don't need to use my grabber.
Hand me the paper, so I don't need to use my grabber.
Haven't seen a news paper in a couple of days
Haven't seen a news paper in a couple of days
Hey little man
Hey little man
Hey muscly arm
Hey muscly arm
Hhhhm hm
Hhhhm hm
Hi kyle
Hi kyle
Hmm hmm
Hmm hmm
Hmm hmm hhmm
Hmm hmm hhmm
Hmm where is the news paperboy
Hmm where is the news paperboy
Hmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmm
Holy molly it must be my birthday
Holy molly it must be my birthday
I got a whole freezer full of popsicles
I got a whole freezer full of popsicles
I'm looking for a car that's like an icecream truck
I'm looking for a car that's like an icecream truck
If you get sweaty and wanna take your shirt off
If you get sweaty and wanna take your shirt off
Jackpot
Jackpot
Just lonely here
Just lonely here
Make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrings
Make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrings
Mmmm.
Mmmm.
Money strapped to my thigh
Money strapped to my thigh
Muscly armed paperboy
Muscly armed paperboy
Oh don't make me beg now
Oh don't make me beg now
Oh rats
Oh rats
Oh yeah I was just wondering
Oh yeah I was just wondering
Song - be your lover (ft chris griffin)
Song - be your lover (ft chris griffin)
Song - duh duh duh duh
Song - duh duh duh duh
Song - I know what boys like
Song - I know what boys like
Song - time of my life
Song - time of my life
Song - YMCA
Song - YMCA
Sorry to leave ya so many messages
Sorry to leave ya so many messages
Sorry to leave you so many messages
Sorry to leave you so many messages
Starting to piss me off you piglet son of a bitch
Starting to piss me off you piglet son of a bitch
Strong young hands
Strong young hands
Sweet Jesus
Sweet Jesus
Talking about the muscley armed paper boy
Talking about the muscley armed paper boy
That's a nice muscle throwing all he got there
That's a nice muscle throwing all he got there
That's a nice muscly throwing arm you got there
That's a nice muscly throwing arm you got there
This lonely here
This lonely here
We can settle this like reasonable & sexy teenagers.
We can settle this like reasonable & sexy teenagers.
Well hey there young fella
Well hey there young fella
Well where the newspaper boy was
Well where the newspaper boy was
Where are ya
Where are ya
Where are you
Where are you
Whistling
Whistling
Whoever can swallow the most wins
Whoever can swallow the most wins
Why the long face
Why the long face
Wishing he'd come by and bring me some good news
Wishing he'd come by and bring me some good news
Wishing he'd come by and bring me some good news
Wishing he'd come by and bring me some good news
Won't you reach in and fish it out for yourself
Won't you reach in and fish it out for yourself
Wondering if ya ever gon' come back?
Wondering if ya ever gon' come back?
Yes
Yes
Yes I have
Yes I have
Yes I'll take this ruler....
Yes I'll take this ruler....
Yes sir yes I have
Yes sir yes I have
You know with colourful pictures
You know with colourful pictures
You like popsicles
You like popsicles
You like popsicles
You like popsicles
You little piglet son of a bitch
You little piglet son of a bitch
You need to come on down to the cellar
You need to come on down to the cellar
You're starting to piss me off
You're starting to piss me off
You're starting to piss me off
You're starting to piss me off
...or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis!
...or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis!