💬 Bulworth (1998)

A check for the second half of the money.

A couple million dollars in life insurance.

A couple of million paid to your daughter

A hundred miles and running

A hundred miles from home, and yo, it's a long stretch

A little sprinting motherfucker that they won't catch, yeah

A little ticker trouble terrific.

A lot of people I talk to black, your age don't know.

A new Smith and Wesson, Wesson, Wesson

A room we can go to upstairs?

A third of the guests are drunk.

A third of the guests have left already.

A.M.A. and the lawyers came in just south of 100.

A.M.A... Buddhists?

About business being more efficient?

About getting money from them that would pin your ears back.

About going to the hotel and getting some sleep.

About this sudden change in your campaign style.

Add to that a consumer culture based on self gratification...

After all the money we've worked these guys for?

After the allotted time for questions...

After this message.

After your mama's life was ruined by a white man?

Against the politics of robbin' 'hoods

Agent double O player

Agent double O player, the life giver

Agreed on one thing

Ah, baby!

Ahem.

Ahem. What's up?

Ahh...

Ain't it grand?

Ain't it time to take a little from the rich motherfucker

Ain't life grand?

Ain't nobody gonna kill you.

All appearing live tonight...

All I did was jump and go

All I had to do was get you upstairs.

All right, great.

All right!

All we need is a voluntary...

All who live in love are thine

Among his own constituents.

An energized, hopeful community...

An individual whose life and work...

And and and I'm sendin' them my bills

And 8% of the Republican vote as a write in for president.

And a new millennium.

And billions and billions and billions of bucks

And bottle it up in committee during an election...

And every other motherfucker in the world

And Fred Tinsdale and Mimi Binder.

And get it cleaned before you go back on TV.

And getting some sleep.

And guess what?

And he got to preach it right

And he's 'fraid to shed the light

And I don't want nobody knowin' nothin' about me.

And I have total confidence in you...

And I see no reason why you shouldn't have...

And I'm feeling so great while I'm feeling my fate

And I'm goin' home soon as I find my panties.

And I'm gonna throw in the tux for free

And I've come to say

And if you don't help me do 'em, Darnell...

And if you don't pull that rug out

And if you want a couple more, you can get 'em anytime

And is for Senator Bulworth.

And it means nobody wants leaders...

And it'd be a good idea to say, "I'm sorry," huh?

And just give a little to the poor?

And make so much money on 'em...

And my Attorney General, Denisha.

And nobody's seen anything quite like it.

And now he tells me

And our friends the Liebowitzes.

And please, don't even start with that school shit

And rather than contend for an agenda of his own...

And sing hymn number 376.

And stop backing a running back who stabs his wife...

And tell me my people have to give him a policy. Why?

And the first candidate will then have another 30 seconds...

And the spirit will not descend without song.

And then l, uh...

And then we can kill it when you're not looking.

And there's absolutely no way to contact whoever the guy is...

And they get to say who gets to talk about the country

And they're selling the goddamn things short.

And they're tryin' to get it above the rim.

And this here is Osgood, my Secretary of State...

And this is really good if you give it a chance

And told people in entertainment their product is lousy.

And vote to cut them funds to the job programs.

And watch the devil start kickin'

And we'll get 900 grand from the Sunday brunch.

And we'll see you in Beverly Hills.

And when you be a senator, you get it all the time

And when you be in Washington, you hardly have to call

And who's crazy today

And work hard and pay their taxes...

And would probably meet with the press later today.

And you don't tell me who this is, and then, uh...

And you got a choice whether we break your legs.

And you make family films...

And you're back in the chips.

And you're gonna help me do 'em.

And, since many of them are *******...

And, uh...

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ANNOUNCER: Tonight on American Politics Election Special...

Another motherfuckin' dollar day

Another motherfucking dollar day

ANSWERING MACHINE: This is Eddie Davers. Leave a message.

Any questions?

Are more efficient than government, right?

Are the life and work of the people he represents.

Are we runnin' for president or what?

Are you eating?

Are you telling me you haven't eaten or slept in three days?

Are you trippin'?

Arms akimbo if necessary.

As a businessman, you gotta limit your liabilities.

As a matter of fact, the shorter pants...

As long as we keep drivin' cars, they let the planet die

As long as we're controlled by insurance.

As long as you can pay, I'm gonna do it all your way

As the Bulworth campaign heads into its final moments...

As you exit the aircraft, our flight agents...

Ask a brother who's been downsized

Assassinate all the planet

Astonished the political establishment yesterday...

AUNT ALICE: Momma Doll is me and Tyrone's mama.

AUNT HARRIET: Nina and Darnell's mama passed.

AUNT HARRIET: Stop playing with that food.

Bartender.

Be a spirit!

Be a spirit. That's how these ******s got here.

Bear in mind, Bulworth has never expressed interest...

Because of their limited vulnerability...

Because the senator is meeting the cardinal in the morning.

Because we're gonna have to call off...

Because you you can't...

Because you and I could play ball.

Because you haven't contributed any money to my campaign.

Because you knew he was telling the truth!

Because you may not be back tomorrow with this corporate mob

Before going to the polls tomorrow.

Before the most important campaign swing.

Before tomorrow's primary...

Behind closed doors, hittin' truth to the sea floor

Behind suits and clean shaves

Between your legs I'll go

Big money, big money, big money

Bill Bradley, Pat Buchanan, and Ross Perot.

Bill Clinton, Bob Dole...

Bitches are hustlers, too

Black folks livin' with every day

BOUNCER ON LEFT: Not him. No cameras.

BOUNCER: Check your weapons.

BOUNCER: I don't care who you think you know. You can't enter.

BOUNCER: You can't do nothin' in five years.

BOY: Fuck you.

BOY: Hey, L.D.

BOY: L.D., man, come on.

BOY: Oh, y'all, look. L.D.

BOY: Open a can of whup ass!

BOY: Stupid ass, huh?

Bring about a, uh, rebirth of, uh, democracy, uh...

Brown people, yellow people. Get rid of 'em all.

Bulworth Campaign Chief Dennis Murphy said...

Bump him! Just kidding.

Bustin' caps and hardly misses

But a public school anywhere around Washington...

But are you up to speaking?

But at the same time, restore its creative power...

But for the changing face of America.

But free do not get you no spots on TV

But gangsta Mac, his drugs tested black

But how much money do you guys really need?

But I can do my job much better if you just tell me

But I can't find her anywhere

But I didn't get you up there.

But I don't even care if I splits my pants

But I think it's from the decimation...

But I think it's the decimation of the manufacturing base...

But I'll be goddamned if that asshole's taking us down, too.

But I'm sure they'd agree the security of the West Bank...

But if the brothers raise the price

But if the company's out of the country

But Jesus Christ, Bill for God's sake, he had us.

But most of 'em are not very good, are they?

But nobody knows how they're gonna pay

But nobody's picking up a ****** with an attitude

But on the way down from the depths of hell

But the best job he's done is as a loving husband and father.

But the camera must make them nervous.

But the guy I paid had a heart attack.

But the least you can do is to get your staff...

But the media is controlled by fewer and fewer people.

But the new spots are playing absolutely huge...

But the ones that make me listen pay for 30 second spots

But there's one thing in politics

But they be speaking for the richest 20 percent

But too often, welfare is a permanent subsidy...

But we got Americans with families

But we got babies in South Central

But what we used to call America

But when we try to fix it, we tend to get confused

But white people got more in common with colored people

But you are playing a much rougher brand of ball...

But you can bet your ass they'd all be out

But you didn't want Americans hearing what he had to say!

But you keep the fee. That's not a problem, is it?

But you throw down some lazy, welfare taking...

But, hey, we still might.

But, uh, I tell you

By dividing white people from colored people

By making no appearances.

By the way, excellent work with Crockett.

By the way, this thing of you driving yourself?

By your this kind of give and take.

California families who live by the rules...

Call it off?

Call the man you introduced me to in Washington.

Call the taxi

Calling for self sacrifice.

CAMERAMAN: I'm with the network.

Can we catch a ride with you guys?

Can we keep this just between the two of us?

Can ya sing, Bulworth?

Can you believe this goddamn regulation bill?

Can't I just dump the sultan?

CARL: I beg your pardon?

CARL: Senator, the news today requires us to ask you...

Cedars. He's in intensive care.

Certainly not me.

CHERYL AND TANYA: Let the planet die, let the planet die

CHERYL AND TANYA: Oh, Bulworth is the man!

CHERYL AND TANYA: Take it in the rear, take it in the rear

CHERYL AND TANYA: Whoa! Big money, big money

CHERYL: Get in the limo, big butt.

CHERYL: I got the 411 from Sanequa James.

CHERYL: I'm mean, you know...

CHERYL: Letterman ain't no Arsenio Hall.

CHERYL: Like what she said. We into politics.

CHERYL: Man got a nine inch jimmy.

CHERYL: No, Nina's no idiot.

CHERYL: No. We goin' down to Frankie's.

CHERYL: She gave him the nappy dugout.

CHERYL: We stayed too long already. We out!

CHERYL: Yo, Nina!

CHERYL: You buggin'.

CHERYL: You're my ******! You won! I love you.

Choose 'em as slaves

Christ our brother

Churches are burning.

CLARK: Excuse me, Senator. If you don't mind...

Classy wife...

Cleaners.

CLINTON: People who like government programs that

Come here, Snag.

Come on now, let me hear that dirty word

Come on, Bulworth.

Come on, come on.

Come on, just, just bounce to the beat, yeah

Come on, that Nina. Woof!

Come on.

Come on. Do you have to?

Come on. You're not gonna vote Republican.

Come, come get it

Comes to rescue my little soldiers.

Congratula What are you wearing, sir?

Connie's been my friend.

CONSTANCE: I don't know why your people would think...

CONSTANCE: Jay has been a great senator for California...

CONSTANCE: OK, that's it.

CONSTANCE: She's 17. She wants to be with her friends.

Contempt for the press and for the people.

COP: Get down or I'm gonna blow your fuckin' brains out!

COP: Kiss my ass, badge number! On the ground, right now!

COP: My name? Shut up!

COP: You chicken hawk faggot. Get on the ground...

COP: You little black piece of shit.

Could have gone all the way.

Could work so hard and spend all that money...

Could you explain it?

CROCKETT: Can I call you back?

CROCKETT: Hello, Helen, how are you?

CROCKETT: I gotta tell you, I'm confused...

CROCKETT: Oh, fine, Senator, how are you?

CROCKETT: When you have a moment, we have to sit down.

Cut to commercial

Cut to commercial, cut to commercial

CYPRESS HILL RAPPING: Insane in the membrane

Damn it! You're not getting the picture!

Damn!

DARNELL: I don't need my sister coverin' my ass!

DARNELL: This place ain't for you, motherfucker.

DARNELL: What the fuck? You can't call me motherfucker.

DARNELL: You lost, massa?

Davers can always reach me. Davers is a sweetheart.

Davers, could you excuse us? Thanks.

Davers, do I look like a disaster to you?

Davers, just wait there till he wakes up.

Davers, this is the Senator.

DAVERS: Come on, they're waitin' for us.

DAVERS: Doc, how's he doing?

DAVERS: Hey, Senator.

DAVERS: I'm here.

DAVERS: Not a peep.

DAVERS: Oh, man of the hour! Ha ha.

DAVERS: Oh, Senator, I want you to meet Vinnie.

DAVERS: OK is not the word for it, Senator.

DAVERS: Senator, aren't you late for the debate?

DAVERS: Senator!

DAVERS: That's a good bill.

DAVERS: Uh, all right, Senator, I'll be right outside.

DAVERS: Well, he collapsed.

DAVERS: What, are we working for the insurance companies?

DAVERS: Which insurance bill?

Democrats and Republicans say

Did he cancel the weekend research project?

Did you eat anything?

Did you get a copy of the schedule?

Did you hear that?

Did you say "fuck you" to me?

Did you say you'd covered Bulworth before?

Didn't give 'em away for big campaign money?

Didn't he have it all, though, Bill?

Dig?

DIRECTOR: Give him two more minutes, Connie.

DIRECTOR: He's had his time. Flush 'im.

Disability insurance, umbrella, liability...

Do we have any idea where Bulworth is?

Do you have any more of the crispy crab cakes?

Do you have that, uh...

Do you see any Democrat doing anything about it?

DOBISH: And Mr. Chow? What about Mr. Ling?

DOBISH: I only got two hands. I'm too old to grow a third.

DOBISH: It's 6:15 in the morning in L.A.

DOBISH: We got the broadcasters, insurance...

Doctor says there's no telling.

DOCTOR: Jay. Jay.

DOCTOR: Serum cholesterol, folate level...

Does anybody know exactly where the fire is?

Doesn't care about the African American community?

Doesn't justify discrimination in the future.

DOLE: ...strategy is to reflect every Republican theme...

Dollar day

Don't be no ghost, Bulworth!

Don't bullshit me!

Don't call me ******, motherfucker.

Don't end up like a street punk

Don't forget what you've done for them, do they?

Don't let me catch Daryl Gates in traffic

Don't you think so?

DOROTHY: Come in.

Down in South Central...

Dr. Martin Luther King, Colin Powell, Michael Jordan

Dr. Morris Fishman is in Paraguay.

Drug dealing, rap singing punk...

Dyin' as young as they do in Peru

Each candidate will make a final statement...

Eat 'em, gentlemen, you'll think they're really fine

Even the women have coughed up. Came in with about 65.

Every day is a holiday

Every time y'all vote to cut them school programs...

Everybody freeze! Freeze! Freeze!

Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody...

Everything OK?

Everything's lined up, all perfect and in sync.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Fact is, I'm a materialist.

Fat boy on a diet

Feldman, Feldman, where's that key?

FELDMAN: Call the police?

FELDMAN: Hey, boss.

FELDMAN: If there's a fire, I don't know where it is.

FELDMAN: Mr. Murphy, the senator?

FELDMAN: The Senator needs his room key.

FELDMAN: There's...

FELDMAN: They're ready. How about a quick shave?

FELDMAN: Wanna see me balance a spoon on my nose?

FELDMAN: We had a neighbor who'd lose her mind sometimes.

FELDMAN: What can you help us with?

FELDMAN: What do you want to do now?

FELDMAN: You want to volunteer?

Fenner call?

Fine. Fine.

First stop is South Central and the African American community.

Five minutes. Live, no delay.

For a final comment on that question.

For a very important debate!

For able bodied people who could and should...

For my man see on the inside the outside.

For my midnight plane to Georgia

For over 100 years.

For the thing that he believe in

Fought the government 'cause you know I would

Fought the government 'cause you know that I would

Four payments, 2.5 million each...

FRED: How you doing? Mimi and I are gonna be...

FRED: Welcome home, Senator.

FRED: Yeah. These things go by the book.

Free spirited, open ended program...

From city to city, I'm a menace till I pass by

From one corner to another

Fuck him!

Fuck you.

Fuck, how a man gonna handle his financial responsibilities...

Fucked in the ass with our pants down.

Fuckin' crazy motherfucker.

Gary, this is gonna be much better.

Gary, what do you say you and I and your colleagues...

GARY: Budweiser on the blimp.

GARY: But, gee, my third cousin?

Gee, your African American constituents...

Get any sleep on the plane?

Get back up over here. Here's the picture. Right here.

Get him some pants.

Get the number now.

Get wrecked, what you see is what you get

Getting paid by some really rich guys...

Ghetto superstar

Ghosts got 'em when they touched each other.

Give 'em crack, what you see is what you get

Give them to whomever is gonna do the, uh...

Gloria Allred got very excited over your O.J. statement.

Go get 'em.

Go on. You're good.

God damn! Leroy, get over here!

God knows what illegal activity is taking place...

God of glory

Goin' up against a Zulu

Good evening, Senator.

Good morning.

Good sleep?

Good, good, Vinnie.

Good. Thanks, Vinnie, thanks.

Good. We're down 3 1/8, and the bill's still in committee.

Got our pictures taken, told you what you wanted to hear...

Got some shit to pay

Got to risk his neck and fight

Got us tick and running

Ha ha ha!

Half your kids are out of work and the other half are in jail.

Has anybody seen 'er?

Have a certain, a certain urban youthful quality, sir.

Have a drink on me, sweetness.

Have a drink, Murphy. Live your life.

Have a pleasant stay in Los Angeles.

Have you ever heard of the F C fucking C C C?

Have you heard a rumor that Gephardt's looking for someone?

He ain't doin' it to honor all the subspecies of life.

He ain't! And please don't even start with that school [ bleep ]

He ain't.

He gonna come to me, that's what.

He looked in my eyes and said, "This bill is un American."

He said you sold pork bellies short, and now they're up again.

He tells me you've invested nearly everything you had...

He thinks they're collard greens.

He was the one who was gonna push you off the balcony.

He will be arriving at LAX...

He will make a brief statement and then take your questions.

He's afraid the guys at network gonna tell him he's through

He's at the Department of Psychiatry.

He's been missing two days. Who do we call, Robert Stack?

He's conferring with advisors.

He's elected to make his closing statement.

He's head of Psychiatry at Georgetown.

He's in the hospital in a coma...

He's received 15% of the Democratic vote...

He's rhyming now.

He's talking in rhymes.

Head on over to headquarters?

Headed for the home base

Hearts unfold like flowers before thee

HELEN: Mr. Fong and the Chung family left.

HELEN: Tell her we need U.S. American dollars.

HELEN: We got the check.

Hello, I'm Jay Bulworth.

Hello, Nina

Hello?

Hello.

Here we are volunteer valets.

Here's a couple of pictures of the person.

Hey, George, what's happenin'? What's up, man?

Hey, guys!

Hey, hey, hey oh

Hey, motherfucker, you buying?

Hey, Murphy, we had a good time.

Hey, that's a nice little piece of timing.

Hey, Vinnie. Vinnie, my friend, how are you?

Hey, yo, L.D., that motherfucker took your car.

Hey!

Hi, Sandy. Of course I know where he is. Advisors.

High employment means jobs for African Americans.

HILL: If you'll please pardon the interruption...

HILL: Ladies and gentlemen, please stand by.

HILL: The first question will be from Jann Carl...

Hirin' kids in Mexico

His family owns a pork shop for five years.

His opponent, Senator Jay Bulworth...

Hiya, Constance.

Hmm?

Holiday

Hong Kong pork bellies are way down...

HOST: Thank you, Senator Bulworth.

HOST: Your ethnic manner of speech, your your clothes...

How 'bout that write in vote?

How about the FCC?

How American is that?

How come they got the airwaves?

How disappointing.

How old?

How the hell are you?

How they felt about Bulworth's anti business remarks.

How you been?

How you feeling, Senator?

How you like your greens, General Senator?

Huey Newton fed kids on my block.

Huey.

I I can't wait in the street. Um, uh, I'm totally cool.

I ain't gettin' it in South Central

I appreciate it, you know?

I believe in a hand up, not a hand down.

I believe in the old fashioned values...

I bet Murphy put something bad about Farrakhan in here for you.

I can use and abuse 'em

I can't believe him tryin' to tell us to

I changed my mind.

I could cover for you at the Liebowitzes'.

I could tell you stories...

I couldn't get him up to the room.

I don't feel too good.

I don't know how.

I don't want to go down to no Frankie's.

I doubt he's slept the past five days.

I feel constrained to remind you that what we said was...

I find it very worrying that in 1990 Los Angeles...

I get to meet the family, I can hardly wait

I give people protection around here. Right?

I go out every day. If I can go, he can.

I got a habit, blow his cap backwards

I got a whole new slate

I got respect from all the sisters

I got some problems, and you're not safe with me.

I got the plan. Want to meet my family tonight?

I gotta go. I'm out.

I gotta raise $10,000 a day every day I'm in Washington

I guess some people can and some people can't

I have no objection to doing my part...

I have no problem with African Americans.

I have no problem with them. They have good jobs.

I have nothing better to do than wait around.

I have your policy here.

I heard the head of Arsenio's jimmy big as a apple.

I hope he wears his vest, too

I hope Mrs. Bulworth isn't under the weather.

I hope you make

I just hate seeing you get involved...

I know I speak for you when I say I'm energized...

I know you're there.

I like the pussy, the pussy, I like it really fine

I love you right now so much, I swear to God.

I mean, is that a disaster?

I mean, the walls are really rockin'

I mean, those boys over there on the monitor

I mean, you can have a Billion Man March.

I mean...

I need some pussy

I need to talk to you, I call Eddie Davers.

I need your support on Tuesday.

I never even knew that I could dance

I only hope I can reciprocate.

I paid a guy to hire a guy to get rid of me.

I provide for these little brothers right here.

I really think we should be on our way.

I really wanna see your eyes.

I robbed the damn nations

I said fuck your mama.

I said I'm gonna get it.

I see jobs as plantations

I think he's OK now. Got the electric razor?

I think it's great. I like it better.

I think we're here to ask about the news of your camp

I think you should get some sleep.

I thought they'd let you follow us...

I thought we said ten.

I thought ya knew

I thought ya knew, I thought ya knew

I thought you might feel better with some ribs to eat

I tried to call it off...

I want him on my show.

I warned you repeatedly about Fenner.

I whip my dick out whu whu

I wish I didn't have to go through Davers to talk to you.

I work for you. You call the shots...

I would cut to a commercial if you still want this job

I would like to have my candidate on it.

I'll be conferring with him, too. Good morning.

I'll be right back.

I'll be the one to tell him.

I'll fight to end unnecessary affirmative action programs

I'll fight to end unnecessary affirmative action programs.

I'll give you a name. Milton Alexander.

I'll give you five dollars to buy a new suit, punk!

I'll send Davers over right away with another check.

I'll whoop your ass up, motherfucker!

I'm a senator

I'm bringing him down there, God damn it.

I'm buying.

I'm concerned that you told 300 people in a black church...

I'm concerned you went to a Beverly Hills fund raiser...

I'm doing what I got to do.

I'm explicitly authorizing the use of force at this point.

I'm gettin' it in Beverly Hills

I'm gonna have to get that tan

I'm gonna reveal everything, change the law

I'm gonna tell this fool I'm going to the cleaners.

I'm happy with Nina

I'm incredibly frightened.

I'm Jay Billington Bulworth

I'm Jay Bulworth.

I'm just the liaison. I don't want to know who this is...

I'm lookin' here, I'm lookin' there

I'm not a member of the press, and so

I'm not begrudging him that, are you?

I'm not letting him on television...

I'm not other people.

I'm sorry, folks. That will be it.

I'm surprised by how effective that is.

I'm tellin' you, the man is a rock.

I'm the Senator's chief of staff.

I'm tired of playing with you.

I'm workin' on gettin' it.

I've been hammering away at him.

I've ever arranged to get a guy to off a guy...

I've got to find Davers.

I've had it with you!

I've had other offers, you know. I beat 'em off with a stick.

I've just spoken with Hong Kong again, and I'm very upset!

ICE CUBE RAPPING: Goddamn, it's a brand new payback

ICE CUBE RAPPING: Like I said, it's a brand new payback

If he can't invent computer games

If he don't got shit to die for

If he had just listened to me on welfare reform in '88.

If he just chased not quite so much pussy.

If he wants to crash and burn his entire fucking career, fine.

If he's gettin' any deal

If I left him there, you'd cap his ass.

If I look at the economy...

If I'm not dead by Monday, I stop payment on that check.

If Jay Bulworth plays ball, we'll play ball.

If she was tryin' to hide the Senator...

If some money grubbin' Congress

If that's what I got to do

If these guys pay the piper, then the piper does a show

If they could pay for Johnnie Cochran

If they don't like it, they can kiss my ass.

If we still got the Middle East, the atmosphere can wait

If you don't get big money

If you don't put down that malt liquor...

If you get in your car, I won't recognize you in a lineup.

If you runnin' for office

If you want to have senators not on the take

If you want to hide, I know a place.

In alternating order.

In running for president.

In the Democratic Senatorial race...

In the last few days?

In the relationships with the state commissioners...

In the San Joaquin Valley.

In the urban centers.

In today's films and television programs?

In what you gettin' involved in.

Insane in the brain

Insane in the membrane

Insane, got no brain

Irving, do we have Forbes and Buchanan both?

Is is he here?

Is 'cause he's your brother.

Is a disaster.

Is gettin' ninety fuckin' eight percent of it

Is left to wonder where the fuck we went with it

Is little Nina?

Is more important than you being on time.

Is said to be meeting with top advisors.

Is she mad at me?

Is that how white people rap?

Is the most profitable business in the Unites States?

Is the whole world going insane?

Is there an explanation for his erratic behavior...

Is these motherfuckers there, the insurance companies

Is tryin' to believe a mother [ bleep ] word

Is tryin' to believe a motherfuckin' word

Is where did little Nina go?

Is you a real ******?

It ain't every day that a white man...

It appears to have decided to keep its candidate under wraps.

It is worse than arrogance. It is contempt.

It must be the money, huh?

It never will get out. Jay Bulworth's on this baby.

It seems as if we're experiencing...

It turns everything to crap.

It's a beautiful morning.

It's a club...

It's a shame we didn't get into the heart of your remarks.

It's about time that people started saying "Ebonics."

It's all off.

It's contempt. It's contempt for the press.

It's Friday. That pizza's from Wednesday.

It's funny that so many smart people...

It's gonna pay it in the

It's gonna pay it in the ghetto

It's good to see you. How are you? Good to see you.

It's hopeless, you see

It's insane what's in there, can't get enough said

It's mostly Dole and Clinton, but they're featuring you, too.

It's my call? I know it's my call!

It's not the African Americans.

It's really yummy. Have you ever tried it?

It's still a mystery as to what is going on in this house.

It's the same fuckin' thing in politics, Dog.

It's the same shit in politics.

It's time we realized discrimination in the past...

It's up to the people to decide...

It's up to you. What'll we do?

It's very dynamic.

It's very gratifying that he's listening to me.

It's very gratifying to me. That's just between you and me.

It's very important that I speak with Senator Bulworth, sir.

It's wrong to embarrass me, Nina...

Jam? You're not in a jam, Senator.

Jay Bulworth of California.

Jay Bulworth, Alan Simpson...

JAY RAPPING: A part of my campaign?

JAY RAPPING: Hey, what's happenin', my man?

JAY RAPPING: How's a man gonna meet his responsibilities...

JAY RAPPING: Now, what I really want to know

JAY RAPPING: OK, OK

JAY RAPPING: The girls?

JAY RAPPING: The real obscenity

JAY RAPPING: Where's the nappy dugout?

JAY RAPPING: Yo, everybody gonna get sick someday

JAY: ...if they could pay for Johnny Cochran

JAY: 'Cause I got a new slate on my plate and it's great

JAY: All right!

JAY: And at the same time, restore its creative power...

JAY: Are you comin' or not?

JAY: Big money, big money, big money

JAY: Davers, Davers, Davers.

JAY: Did Davers ask you...

JAY: Don't worry. I'll be fine this time.

JAY: Exxon, Mobil, the Saudis in Kuwait

JAY: Feldman, my friends here would like to volunteer.

JAY: Feldman?

JAY: Find Davers.

JAY: Give me the phone. I need Davers.

JAY: Go there. Sit with him. Wait till he wakes up.

JAY: God...

JAY: Good to see you, my friend. That's

JAY: Good. Did you give the guy the check?

JAY: Good. Nobody knows but you and me.

JAY: Have they? Could I borrow the telephone a second?

JAY: He's You gotta get away from him.

JAY: Hello, this is a telephone answering machine.

JAY: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

JAY: Hey, Hugh, what's up?

JAY: Hi, Mark.

JAY: How you doin'?

JAY: Huh?

JAY: Huh.

JAY: I can't. I just need a guy to call a guy.

JAY: I don't think we have any weapons.

JAY: I love collard greens. Love 'em.

JAY: I think it it's gonna take a while, but, uh

JAY: I think you ought to give me your name.

JAY: I was just grabbing a bite.

JAY: I'm staying out of sight until he gets back.

JAY: If I have to meet with the mackerel snappers...

JAY: Isn't that obvious?

JAY: Isn't that obvious? A lot of people think...

JAY: It's gonna be fine.

JAY: Key's in the car. Let's go.

JAY: Last person in the world you wanna fuck with.

JAY: Let me ask you why did you do that?

JAY: Let's go, Macavoy.

JAY: Little soldiers?

JAY: Murphy, Feldman, Macavoy.

JAY: Nappy dugout. Jimmy and the nappy dugout.

JAY: News?

JAY: No, no, no, I'm fine.

JAY: No.

JAY: Not really, no, no.

JAY: Now let me hear ya say it

JAY: Obscenity? I'm a senator.

JAY: Oh, miss, um...

JAY: Oh, safe?

JAY: Oh, the policy, Crockett, thank you.

JAY: Republicans, Democrats, what's the difference?

JAY: Sam.

JAY: Small bills.

JAY: Thank you, Bill Stone.

JAY: That's good enough. Take off.

JAY: That's good.

JAY: These guys need to be regulated.

JAY: Uh huh. What about both sides?

JAY: Up? What's up?

JAY: Vinnie, how are you?

JAY: We have to call Vinnie.

JAY: We stand at the doorstep of a new millennium.

JAY: What? He collapsed?

JAY: What's Frankie's?

JAY: Why are you here?

JAY: Would you prefer "motherfucker," motherfucker?

JAY: You can't get AIDS by burning your house down.

JAY: You got nothin' to worry about.

JAY: You gotta get out.

JAY: You know, the funny thing is how, uh...

Jay?

Join me in my crusade...

Just bounce to the beat, yeah

Just bounce to the beat, yeah, yeah

Just get me the calls.

Just get out of the car.

Just get out! All of you are fired!

Just give me the speech.

Just makin' billions and billions and billions

Just send her money. She'll be fine.

Just take us down La Brea. We'll take a bus.

Just to find the gun that started the clock

Keep the pussy tight

Kick his ass till I smell his shit

Kill 'em live

Knock it off.

L.D.: Dude took my car?

L.D.: Good lookin' out on the shorties, you know?

L.D.: Hey, Senator, congratulations.

L.D.: I can give you protection or pain.

L.D.: I'm givin' them entry level positions...

L.D.: Look at me, D.

L.D.: Stay in the car, Nina.

L.D.: The only reason his legs ain't snapped by now...

L.D.: This brother owes me money.

L.D.: We got some things we need to do...

L.D.: We got to take advantage of this crazy motherfucker.

LARRY: Call him.

LARRY: Murphy, Murphy, Murphy.

LARRY: This is it. Your boy is it.

LARRY: You're the one that's been telling people.

LARRY: You've got insight.

Later, in a televised...

Leading is more important than winning.

Leave a message at the beep.

Leroy, look who's here Clint Eastwood! Damn!

LEROY: He got that TV show.

LEROY: Nina said she'd see you later, George.

LEROY: That George Hamilton sure can move.

Let Bob Dole put that in his pipe and smoke it.

Let me ask you a favor.

Let us rejoice in his presence...

Let's call a spade a spade.

Let's do that. Come on, Gar.

Let's face it. I'm gonna have to do a show on this.

Let's get on the news, baby.

Let's get some chicken wings.

Let's go back to the hotel.

Let's just say it is very unusual stuff.

Let's see where he's going.

Lf, uh, you weren't already rich at the start

Lift us to the joy divine

Like my ****** Jack Frost

Like, "You're macking on my sister"?

Listen to the deal. It'll be five minutes.

Liver function, blood pressure, EKG they're all fine.

Loan billions to Mexico and never have to fear

Look at me, brother.

Look here, I got a reputation to protect...

Looks, brains, more or less enough...

Lord of love

Lousy most of your stuff is.

Macavoy, go in there and find Davers.

Macavoy, you know where Davers is?

MACAVOY: No, sir.

MACAVOY: You eat on the plane, Senator?

Major contributors were noncommittal when asked...

Make sure before you fuck quick, duck quick

Makes them sell it to poor people.

Makin' sure that it records ya for my midnight plane to Georgia

MAN: Do you think it's advisable...

MAN: Do you think those of us in the entertainment business...

MAN: Excuse me?

MAN: Fire! Fire! Fire!

MAN: Hey!

MAN: Hey.

MAN: If you're there, pick up the goddamn telephone.

MAN: Will the insurance industry respond well to your remarks?

MANNY: A new guarantee? I'm sorry.

MANNY: Frankly, this is getting uncomfortable for me.

MANNY: Hello. It's good to see you.

MANNY: Nonsense. Mi casa es su casa, huh?

MANNY: The West Bank.

MANNY: You do?

Marcus Garvey, get the man some pants.

MARK: What the fuck is going on here? Sir.

Mark! No, no, no, Mark!

Maybe he's at our next stop, the church.

Maybe we can get some information.

Maybe you should talk to someone.

Mess with the Cube you get cut quick, pig

MIMI: Fred, get in the truck.

MIMI: Now, would we be eligible for an Emmy or a Peabody?

MINISTER: Amen!

MINISTER: Amen.

MINISTER: The honorable senator from California...

MISSY: Are you shooting them both?

MISSY: I'm concerned you didn't get the shot.

MISSY: I'm not on your case. Did you get the

MISSY: Murphy, Murphy. It is worse than arrogance.

MISSY: Senator Bulworth, have you committed adultery?

MISSY: Senator, where is the nappy dugout?

MISSY: This ain't worth shit without a two shot.

MISSY: Who are the girls?

MISSY: Yeah, yeah, like that.

Mmm

Mode of dress and behavior.

MOMMA DOLL SINGING: I am the sheik of Araby

MOMMA DOLL: He like kale.

MOMMA DOLL: I'm a Bulworth Democrat, too.

MOMMA DOLL: Why don't they show my flowers?

MOMMA DOLL: You let that man go out by hisself?

MOMMA DOLL: You wanna stay for supper? We got kale.

More stars to truck

Motherfucker rip off L.D., he a dead ass motherfucker.

Move over here and get 'em in a two shot.

Mr. Crockett, American Insurance Federation.

Mr. Weldie won the drawing of lots.

MURPHY: All weekend. Tonight's installment...

MURPHY: Didn't work.

MURPHY: Does anybody know where the fire actually is?

MURPHY: Down to Grace Church.

MURPHY: Dugout, do some nappy tricks.

MURPHY: Excuse me, sir?

MURPHY: Excuse me. Coming through. Sorry.

MURPHY: Feldman call?

MURPHY: First stop, we are going down to South Central.

MURPHY: For you to be running against Hugh Weldie...

MURPHY: Fuck.

MURPHY: Get me a phone number. Dr. Morris Fishman, UCLA.

MURPHY: Ha ha ha!

MURPHY: He's had such a day.

MURPHY: He's it. It's kind of historic.

MURPHY: Hey, man, um...

MURPHY: Hi, Mimi. We lost our ride to the debate.

MURPHY: I am terribly

MURPHY: I didn't ask you to grow anything new.

MURPHY: I don't care. Get me Liebowitz and Macavoy.

MURPHY: I don't think you need to feel badly...

MURPHY: I really like it when you serve the potato salad.

MURPHY: I think everybody was challenged by your candor.

MURPHY: I think he'll be here any second.

MURPHY: I think he's finally recognizing the situation...

MURPHY: I think it'll be fine. He got it out of his system.

MURPHY: I think it's important for you to have longer pants.

MURPHY: I'll tell you what. I've got an idea. Pull over.

MURPHY: I'm terribly sorry, ma'am.

MURPHY: I've got a better idea.

MURPHY: If you haven't been able to talk to me...

MURPHY: It was Bob Sheer, right?

MURPHY: It'd be nice later to have a drink with the sultan.

MURPHY: It's on to Beverly Hills on our new schedule...

MURPHY: Just say, "Our fight is just beginning."

MURPHY: Ladies, we'll just be five minutes...

MURPHY: Let's go, Macavoy. We're on the move.

MURPHY: Listen to this. I put a little time in on this.

MURPHY: Manny and Dorothy Liebowitz.

MURPHY: Nappy tricks.

MURPHY: Never underestimate the value of a frank exchange.

MURPHY: No. You've got insight. You're the guy that saw it.

MURPHY: Nobody's seen this in years.

MURPHY: Not for insurance companies.

MURPHY: Plant that thought in their heads.

MURPHY: Right this way, Senator.

MURPHY: Scotty, how are you?

MURPHY: Senator Bulworth will be out momentarily.

MURPHY: Senator Bulworth, sir? The fund raiser!

MURPHY: Senator Bulworth? Is this great? This is great.

MURPHY: Senator, we have to get in the car now, sir.

MURPHY: Senator, your speech, sir.

MURPHY: Sir, Senator, um...

MURPHY: Taxi's a good idea.

MURPHY: Thank you, Senator.

MURPHY: That's a tough break.

MURPHY: The Beverly Wilshire fund raiser starts in 5 minutes!

MURPHY: The church in Pasadena.

MURPHY: The West Bank. You didn't hear it from me.

MURPHY: Then over to Beverly Hills...

MURPHY: There's no macking going on here, young man.

MURPHY: They can take that two ways.

MURPHY: Think an APB on the Senator election night...

MURPHY: This morning...

MURPHY: To prevent any damage to this wonderful landmark...

MURPHY: Two seconds. Let me make a security check.

MURPHY: Wait in here.

MURPHY: We could drop you at that chicken and waffles place.

MURPHY: We have to be running along.

MURPHY: We'll be out shortly.

MURPHY: We're back on track.

MURPHY: We're taking Santa Monica and dump the limo.

MURPHY: Welcome back. Did you sleep on the plane?

MURPHY: What the hell is going on here?

MURPHY: What's happenin'?

MURPHY: Where can we drop you young women?

MURPHY: You can get some sleep at the hotel afterwards.

MURPHY: You ever seen anything like this?

MURPHY: You moron.

MURPHY: You're very tired, sir.

My contributors make more profits makin', makin', makin'

My eyes is sore from bein' a senator

My guys are not stupid.

My man hits the body

My mind was slick, my temper was too quick

My mother was a Panther.

My name is Jay Bulworth.

My name's Jay Bulworth.

My plans have changed.

My shit's phat like a sumo

My wife Connie and I have been married for 24 years.

N.W.A. RAPPING: Runnin' with my brothers

N.W.A.: So now I'm gonna get up

Nappy dugout?

Need government help in determining limits...

Never fall victim to the pornie

NINA: Bulworth?

NINA: Call the guy yourself.

NINA: Can we talk?

NINA: Hey, Momma Doll...

NINA: Hey, y'all.

NINA: Hi.

NINA: I was supposed to set him up, not do the shit.

NINA: I'm bringing the man down there.

NINA: I'm going to check on the suit.

NINA: If you're so afraid, why don't you tell me why?

NINA: Just sit tight.

NINA: Leave.

NINA: No, uh uh.

NINA: Put it away.

NINA: So...you get it?

NINA: Some think it's because they all got killed...

NINA: Wait here.

NINA: What you doin'?

NINA: What you said at the church brave.

NINA: Work it off? What's he gonna be doin'?

NINA: Yes, you do!

NINA: You'll have to take that suit off...

NINA: You're crazy, Jay Bulworth.

No matter what they say or do, they give you nappy dugout

No, I'm asking, have you experienced a loss of appetite?

No, it's a It's nothing.

No, no, no. I'm just not very hungry.

No?

No.

No. An additional 50,000.

No. I'm going to the cleaners.

No. She's fine. I'll be with you shortly.

No. Sure you wanna handle it like that?

Nobody move!

None. Is he in that house?

Not a ghost! Not a ghost!

Not only produces leaders, but leaders they'll respond to.

Now I can't even get Vinnie on the damn phone.

Now if you're down with us...

Now in '91, let's see who beats the jack

Now we got Kentucky fried cracker

Now, shit, fuck, cocksucker

Now, that just sounds insane

Now, the women in the world is mistreated and abused

Now, what is all this crap they hand you...

Obscenity?

Of course not. Of course I'm not.

Of course we should help families who truly need it.

Of course we should help families who truly need it...

Of honesty and decency and fidelity.

Of procreative racial deconstruction.

Of the black activist population.

Of the state of California...

Of United States Senator Jay Billington Bulworth.

Of urban manufacturing bases.

Oh, and have a nice day.

Oh, brother can work in fast food

Oh, Bulworth is the man!

Oh, good!

Oh, great.

Oh, hang out with you.

Oh, hey, we met not that long ago at your office.

Oh, hi, Davers.

Oh, I got your homeowner's insurance...

Oh, kale.

Oh, man, I waited my whole life for this moment.

Oh, my God, no, Larry.

Oh, that would That's great.

Oh, yes.

Oh! Sure.

Oh.

Oh. 23?

OK, he was. It's true. On the playground...

OK, OK, I got a simple question

OK? Now, if he didn't...

OK. Just keep the check.

On American Politics Election Special.

On one hand, to reduce...

On the amount of sex and violence...

On the basis of race.

Once you get this message...

One man, one vote, now is that really real?

Only socialized medicine will ever save the day

Or a white boy bustin' ass till they put him in his grave

Or I'm going to blow your brains out!

Or the effect on the rate structure...

Or we can shut down until the debate.

Other than the prostate like a coffee cake...

Our obligation [ Tape rewinds ]

Our obligation is to reduce

Our obligation is to reduce our bloated government...

Our obligation is to reduce...

Our welfare system is out of control.

Out of every dollar that's spent.

Over this unprecedented turn of events.

P.A.: Thank you for flying with us.

Particularly, uh...

People are sick and tired of all this baloney.

People are sick of all the baloney.

Perhaps Barbara Boxer should talk.

Pesos?

PHOTOGRAPHER: I already got one.

PHOTOGRAPHER: I got it. I got it. I got one.

PHOTOGRAPHER: I got the shot!

PHOTOGRAPHER: Of course I did. Two people.

PHOTOGRAPHER: Smile in the back, please.

Pissed, pissed, pissed, pissed!

Plays that dick, that d dick

Political analysts from the Bay Area to the Beltway...

Politicians assassinated

Pork bellies, indeed.

Power to the people to cover their own trunk

PRESIDENT CLINTON: Our commitment...

Prevent him from doing further damage to his and our careers.

Probably a heart attack.

PRODUCER: Senator, Mr. Weldie, I'm sorry to say...

PRODUCER: We're doing the best we can.

PUBLIC ENEMY RAPPING: Kill 'em live

Questions about their campaign.

Questions will be addressed to each of the candidates...

Rafeeq there is Tyrone's son by Vanetta.

RAFEEQ: Ain't nobody talking to you.

RAFEEQ: He ain't doing no harm, Harriet, and if he is...

RAFEEQ: The man is grown.

Raised a million and a half dollars.

RAPPER: A fuckin' holiday

RAPPER: Hey, Lou, look at that girl right there

RAPPER: The dick, his dick, his dick

RAPPER: Y'all deaf, dumb, and blind

RAPPERS: Some pussy, his dick, some pussy, his dick

RASTAMAN: Bulworth!

RASTAMAN: Hold on!

RASTAMAN: The key's in your hand. You got the life!

RASTAMAN: You got to be a spirit, Bulworth.

Ready for the weekend research project?

Real estate investments, not only for families...

REPORTER: ...into the house and find out if he is here.

REPORTER: Have you been able to get airtime, Senator?

REPORTER: Have you seen the Senator this evening?

REPORTER: How are you gonna keep the American Medical...

REPORTER: Is campaign finance reform your central issue now?

REPORTER: Is Mrs. Bulworth making the campaign swing today?

REPORTER: Patricia Ireland is expected in town.

REPORTER: Seems to be an impromptu powwow.

REPORTER: Senator Jay Bulworth, elaborately costumed...

REPORTER: Senator, how do you intend...

REPORTER: Sir, a couple of questions.

REPORTER: Where is Senator Jay Bulworth?

REPORTER: Will rap be a regular part of your campaign?

REPORTER: You have no fear...

Respect puts kids without a battle

REVEREND: We are honored today by the attendance...

Rich people have always stayed on top

Right behind you in the truck, Senator.

Ripping up shit just so you can remember

Rock until you can't be a ghost. You got to sing.

Run around like a chicken

Runnin' like I just don't care

Running like a ******, I hate to lose

RUTHIE: George Hamilton?

RUTHIE: God damn!

RUTHIE: What the hell are you doin' here, sugar? Chillin'?

Safe, huh?

Safe? But I thought you didn't want to play it safe.

Said you were, quote, "an old liberal wine...

Say he got a disease or stuck in traffic.

Say, "No problem, Officer."

SECOND BOY: L.D.! Kickin' ass, man.

SECOND COP: This is Jay Bulworth, Mark.

SECOND REPORTER: Clearly everyone is tight lipped here.

SECOND REPORTER: How does this approach sit...

SECOND REPORTER: Jonathan, if you'd pan over here...

SECOND REPORTER: Where is Senator Jay Bulworth?

Senator Ha ha ha.

Senator Bulworth, I think we're gonna be back on track.

Senator Bulworth, is that you, sir?

Senator Bulworth?

Senator Bulworth.

Senator Jay Billington Bulworth!

Senator, a pleasure to see you.

Senator, an optimistic, energized population...

Senator, are you saying that the Democratic party...

Senator, I'm losing you, sir. Hello?

Senator, Missy Berliner, Los Angeles Times.

Senator, the brunch begins in five minutes.

Senator, the glasses...

Senator, this is fun, but I'm gonna tell Mac...

Senator, what is a weekend research project?

Senator, why this new campaign style?

Senator, your challenger in next Tuesday's primary...

Senator?

Senator? Senator Bulworth.

Senator...

Send the motherfuckin' CIA up in the 'hood...

Several of our people find Weldie's duplicity...

Shall we consider it done?

She died in '83.

She'd only speak in song lyrics.

She's not mad. She's 17.

Shit.

Shouldn't be paying for people who do nothing.

Show me on the news, but I hate to be abused

Shut up, Tony!

Sid Sheinberg and Lew Wasserman had to leave...

Simple math.

SINGER: [ Singing ] Hey oh

SINGER: [ Singing ] Just bounce to the beat, yeah

SINGER: Hey, you sing, hey oh

SINGER: Let's go, come on, just bounce to the beat, yeah

Sir, if you're having Excuse me.

Sixty.

Slammin' that ass, leaving your face in the grass

Smell smoke? I don't smell shit.

Snag, come here, man. Get back. Stay in the car, Nina.

So he can burn down his house? Or smoke crack and get AIDS?

So I became hard core, couldn't take it no more

So I can live in luxury

So I'm votin' in the Senate the way they want me to

So we all came down here Bush, Clinton, Wilson

So what are we talking about?

So what they gonna do? What a man supposed to do, then?

So why don't we just, uh, have a drink? Hugh?

So you're gonna have to wear these casts right here.

So, C SPAN is gonna be with us all night?

Socialism!

Some dick, dick

Some people would say the problem is cultural.

Some technical difficulties here.

Sorry.

State of American politics special.

STONE: Once in a generation, if we're lucky...

Stories about me.

Such is the man who has served the people...

Take a look.

Taking too long.

Talk to you later.

TANYA: Aah!

TANYA: Don't swear.

TANYA: Fuck you! We are volunteers.

TANYA: Get the stuff.

TANYA: Hey, Senator! Listen, hon.

TANYA: I can't stand when people wanna flex their authority.

TANYA: I heard that Arsenio was a two minute brother.

TANYA: Wait! Just wait a minute.

TANYA: We rollin' with y'all!

TANYA: We want to work on your campaign.

TANYA: We're into that whole political Nina.

TANYA: Y'all got a choir in your church?

TANYA: Yo, fire alarm! Nina, let's be out.

TANYA: Yo, Senator Bulworth.

TANYA: Yo, your boy Macavoy really been lookin' out for you.

TANYA: You don't know nothin' about Arsenio's jimmy.

Teach us how to love each other

Telecommunications is the name of the beast

Tell him he has to cancel the weekend research project.

Tell me, did his check clear?

Tell that girl in the big ol'...

Ten million dollars to my daughter.

Ten million. That's a lot of life insurance.

Than they do with rich people

Thank you very much.

That that that situation sucks

That always makes me smile

That bitch

That guy's nuts.

That he hired to do the job and tell him it's off.

That I'd like to ask of this network

That is a good idea.

That is a good idea. Great.

That is what you are

That is, that is, that is, that is

That maybe you could actually, like, hang?

That motherfucker owe me money.

That pay you guys your money...

That pays you for performing your task

That shit is gone.

That son of a bitch and his pork belly goddamn schemes.

That was good. That was really good.

That way nobody knows nothin'.

That you can bottle up this bill in committee.

That, that, that, that...

That's done in, gunnin', and comin' straight at your ass

That's eatin' up the world from the West to the East

That's exactly what I told him. Now he's finally listening.

That's fucked up. He owes me money.

That's goin' down the drains

That's good.

That's kale.

That's not good.

That's the question everybody is asking...

That's the style, isn't it? That's the style.

That's the substance supply industry.

That's the wrong word. I'm pissed, pissed...

That's what energized people for the civil rights movement.

That's what these shorties offer me limited liabilities...

That's what you tell me...

That's when the "E" jumped off the starting block

That's where you get the bug out

The the the pussy, the pussy tight

The Arabs got the oil, we buy everything they sell

The big surprise is Senator Jay Bulworth.

The bill is un American.

The birds are singing. The leaves are...

The Constitution's supposed to give them an equal chance

The Democratic party's

The Democratic Senatorial nomination...

The format agreed to is as follows

The glasses are good, but I don't

The Gores really like St. Albans...

The guy stumbles over his dick into his greatest opportunity...

The hat's wonderful. Like the hat.

The last man standing

The life giver

The man's got this giant vision. We're finally getting it out.

The motherfucker had us.

The name of our game is "Let's Make a Deal"

The nation will do

The numbers on this thing are astounding.

The only thing that she liked to do

The poll's worse than we thought.

The polls have closed...

The question we ask

The rich go north, ignore the tug of war

The senator is helping the state department...

The Senator was behind closed doors...

The Senator's conferring with top advisors.

The use of obscenity.

The weekend research project has to be canceled.

The women, they love power

The young ones, the old ones, they really like 'em all

Then decides he might not show up.

Then give them free air time

Then he ain't got shit to live for, scumbag

There ain't no education goin' on up in that motherfucker

There will be no opening statements.

These little brothers is my first line of defense.

They ain't no education goin' on up in that motherfucker.

They depend on me to get a bill like that...

They don't give a shit how much wilderness is spoiled

They don't want the people to have the news.

They don't want to bump Jerry Springer.

They gonna have the whole empire.

They gonna run this shit someday.

They my little eyes and ears.

They tell us what to think and do

They want a government smaller and weak

They want you to think that corporations...

They won't have to fake

They wouldn't be a factor...

They're selling "get drunk and fly around."

They're the people's, aren't they?

Think I'm late at my headquarters.

Think you want a coat and tie?

THIRD REPORTER: Where is Senator Jay Bulworth?

This bill will devastate us.

This bill's gonna cost us billions.

This election day after the Senator...

This guy's a hitman. He's got a gun.

This is Gary Plunkett of C SPAN.

This is Jay Bulworth.

This is my partner, Mark.

This is not the time to be safe.

This is one of the biggest days of his political life.

This is Senator Jay Bulworth.

This is the first time...

This man is granite.

This was an overwhelming margin of victory.

Those key chains look fantastic.

Three cents out of every dollar.

Throws up optimistic, energized leaders.

Till they're all the same color.

To a national television audience, can we?

To ask a couple of other rich guys...

To carry those enduring ideals with us...

To do the same thing for Medicare?

To get ready to go.

To legal sanctions.

To meet some big names in the entertainment business.

To schedule campaign stops with industry leaders...

To show some respect for my time.

To strengthen California's families.

To this incredible primary election.

To use an overworked phrase, this bill is

Tomorrow night at 8:40 on American Airlines.

Too much shit undercover

Truly open to them right now.

Trying to find what's really goin' on

TV REPORTER: And now the nation's attention...

TV REPORTER: Good evening. It's California primary night.

TV REPORTER: Now, this is a most unusual situation.

TV REPORTER: Really an important day...

TV REPORTER: The group of Bulworth Democrats...

TV REPORTER: Where is Senator Jay Bulworth?

Twenty six.

Two blocks down, one block over?

Uh huh

Uh, Feldman, could I have the key to the room?

Uh, Feldman?

Uh, I got a meeting here.

Uh, is your sciatic nerve bothering you again?

Uh, kill 'em live

Uh, no, thanks.

Uh, power failure.

Uh, what what exactly do you know about it?

Uh...

Um, how about tomorrow?

UNCLE DAVID: What's up, L.D.?

UNCLE DAVID: You're going outside in this neighborhood?

UNCLE TYRONE: A U.S. Senator should be OK...

UNCLE TYRONE: Can't show 'em in a close up.

UNCLE TYRONE: He likes collard greens, not kale.

UNCLE TYRONE: The house looks good, Momma Doll.

UNCLE TYRONE: They been talkin' about you on TV.

UNCLE TYRONE: Uh oh, think we got a problem.

UNCLE TYRONE: Would you mind waiting in the street?

Until he explains himself.

Vinnie, I'm very relieved to get in touch with you...

Vinnie, wait.

Vinnie, you son of a bitch, how are you?

VINNIE: [ Clicks tongue ] Uh uh.

VINNIE: He's here.

VINNIE: The guy is nuts.

VINNIE: You and me, Senator.

VINNIE: You're incompetent.

Vinnie!

Vinnie! Ha ha ha ha!

Vinnie.

Vinnie's too cheap to hire a hitman.

Vivian, Rwanda, I didn't expect you to be here.

Want something?

Watch that belly get fatter

We adore thee

We all knew that was gonna be big news...

We are experiencing technical difficulties.

We are in South Central Los Angeles.

We can drop the young supporters off.

We can rely on each other

We can't afford any longer to give people

We can't afford any longer to give people privileges...

We can't ask the Liebowitzes to throw open their doors...

We can't get health insurance, fire insurance, life insurance.

We could proceed to the church, then the debate...

We don't need no more ghosts. We need a song.

We get more money from these jokers than the Chinese.

We got a million brothers in prison

We got Bill just gettin' all weepy

We got kids with submachine guns

We got militias throwing bombs

We got Newt blamin' teenage moms

We got public schools that are nightmares

We got three pretty rich guys here...

We have a black church, and then we have Beverly Hills.

We have an obligation...

We have factories closin' down

We have got...

We have incumbent Democratic Senator...

We just got to eliminate them

We know that it's a lie

We naturally would like to know...

We need a spirit, Bulworth...

We need some jobs volunteering. I don't mind volunteering.

We put our daughter in Sidwell Friends with Clinton's.

We should go.

We stand at the doorstep of a new millennium.

We stand on the doorstep of a new millennium.

We'll be at the Beverly Wilshire in 23 minutes, make "Nightline."

We'll return with former Governor Lamar Alexander...

We'll stand here and block him...

We'll take you.

We're down by four points...

We're feeding the Senator.

We're fucked in the ass, man.

We're gonna be on the go.

We're gonna need a surcharge.

We're running late, so let me run through some changes.

We're trying to get 50 grand a table.

We've got to balance the federal budget.

Welcome back. In our Los Angeles studio...

Well, I don't know what to say.

Well, I don't know.

Well, I'll tell you where they went

Well, my friend

Well, that ain't gonna happen for sure

Well...

Weren't we supposed to go with "We'll get back to you, Bob?"

Wha...

What about the Buddhists?

What are we talking about?

What are you doing?

What are you going to do, vote Republican?

What are you talking about, the news?

What do I think?

What do you mean you don't know? Be back at 7:30.

What do you say we get you some downtime?

What do you think my age is?

What do you think?

What does that mean?

What happened was...

What happened?

What have we got there?

What is this new strategy?

What possible explanation could possibly satisfy me?

What the fuck is plan B?

What the state of California and the nation will do.

What the weekend research project was?

What was I supposed to do?

What?

What? If she were gonna hide the Senator, what?

What's going on?

What's the gag?

What's up? What's happening, baby?

What's weird is, when she got that way...

When do you think he'll be here?

When I get to the gate

When I whip out my dick, I do my duty

When they pretendin' they defendin' the meek

When was the last time you ate?

When you consider the dislocation...

When you get outside, I think you just say, um

When you have such a low opinion of their product?

When you say "by the book," what book would that be?

When you shift manufacturing to the Third World...

When you're when you're feelin' suicidal...

Whenever I see you, you say that.

Where can we take you young ladies?

Where is he?

Where the fuck is he?

Where the hell did all the good jobs go?

Where we going?

Where you been a

Where you going?

Where, oh, where

Where'd that shot come from, man?

Where'd you say the cleaners was?

Where's Nina?

Which is never try to make life or death decisions...

Which sources within the campaign said...

While opposing every Republican reform.

While the kids are poor, open new and better drug stores

While the middle class is gettin' more poor

Who has just leapt on the neoconservative bandwagon

Who I don't know who the guy is who he's gonna off.

Who's talking to you in that tiny little earphone?

Why do you think there are no more black leaders?

Why don't we just say seven?

Why haven't you come out for Senate Bill 2720?

Why this new manner of dress and speech?

Why you lookin' like you never seen this before?

Why? 'Cause I'm a businessman.

Will have two and a half minutes to answer.

Will help direct you to any connecting flights.

Will Mr. and Mrs. Wang be in California?

Will renew their promise in a new century...

Will the sultan be in Beverly Hills?

Will you have a meeting with her?

WITCH DOCTOR SINGING: Every day is a holiday

With a steady pace on the face they just replaced

With all the yayos. Slangin' in the 'hood.

With its last day of heated campaigning...

With the National Organization of Women?

With this shit...

Without no TV

WOMAN: Fire!

WOMAN: He's got something hot here.

WOMAN: Keep walkin', bitch.

WOMAN: So the Democrats don't care about us?

WOMAN: Uh, excuse me, Bart...

WOMAN: When the riots went down four years ago...

WOMEN: Cardinal! Yo!

Wonderful. Wonderful.

Workin' at motherfuckin' Burger King?

Workin' in a mother [ bleep ] Burger King?

Workin' in a motherfuckin' Burger King? He ain't!

World War II meant lots of jobs for black folks.

Wouldn't they be worth 70 billion to the public today?

Wouldn't you rather have some ice cream?

Wrong and detrimental to my way of life.

Y'all motherfuckin' politicians done fucked the shit up.

Yada yada...

Yeah, at my office.

Yeah, now let me hear ya say it, big money

Yeah, research a guy who I don't know who it is.

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah.

Yeah. OK. Bye.

Yes, I had a very good sleep, thank you.

Yes, I know I'm a top advisor, and guess what?

Yes, money talks, and the people walk

Yes, sir?

Yes!

Yo, Bank of America at this table over here

Yo, turn him over with a spatula

Yo.

You a fucking bimbo?

You ain't got no idea what I'm involved in.

You ain't no real ******.

You and I get in the limo alone and circle back when you want.

You and me and whoever's doing the thing?

You ask him if he canceled the weekend research project.

You ask him who's he gotta call, all right?

You be honest with me, and don't spare my feelings.

You been like a daddy, Tyrone, but I ain't my mama.

You been taught in this country there's speech that is free

You buying or what?

You callin' me ******, motherfucker?

You can call it single payer or Canadian way

You can talk to me now.

You can trust Fidelity Providence with your future.

You can't be no ghost.

You come downstairs, and then we'll play

You could have resumed that debate...

You destroy the blue collar core...

You didn't have to push him off.

You don't give a fuck about it. You greedy ass politicians.

You don't wanna talk about it? You were on a fuckin' roll.

You find an edge, you exploit it.

You fucks with me, you buried in the dirt

You get a defeat

You get it?

You gonna hang with this man?

You gonna meet in the grass, oh, it's psycho black

You gonna work it off.

You got customers, man.

You got it all, Bulworth.

You got the life

You got the life, man.

You got to be a spirit, not a ghost!

You got to be a spirit!

You got to be a spirit.

You got to sing, Bulworth.

You got to sing, fool.

You gotta be back here at 7:30.

You gotta decide now.

You gotta get out of here!

You guys are running an election special tonight...

You just had to get him upstairs.

You just sat, and you made me feel insecure.

You know how I feel.

You know I don't take a chulo lightly

You know plan B. And you better get it done.

You know what it takes the government...

You know when we might expect a statement from the Senator?

You know who Huey Newton was?

You know you're my ******.

You know, Hugh, if you win this thing...

You know, it ain't that funny, you contribute all my money

You know, there's a lesson here...

You little spooks find some extra cash today?

You lookin' for Nina?

You make violent films and dirty films...

You make your contribution, then you get your solution

You mean, research.

You might ask, "Why the fuck not?"

You might be asked about that insurance bill in five minutes.

You move on to plan B.

You need to talk to me, you call Eddie Davers.

You promised us federal funding to rebuild.

You said black people my age.

You said if I got him up to the room, I'd get 10 Gs.

You said you didn't have to know.

You should get some sleep.

You think after all this crap is over Tuesday...

You think these pigs are gonna regulate themselves?

You thought it prudent to mock their ******* paranoia.

You turned off the electricity...

You understand that?

You want something?

You want to know why the health care industry...

You're mostly **** here, right? Three out of four anyway.

You're never gonna get rid of somebody like me.

You're not feeling like you need a vacation?

You're not getting the shot!

You're not here 'cause you're getting paid a bundle of money.

You're the prettiest girl

You're welcome.

You's a sorry assed motherfucker.

You've been very kind. Good to see you.

You've had a crushing weekend

You've had a tough day.

You've had such a tough day.

Your age?

Your ass live up in Beverly Hills somewhere, right?

Your big money sources are gonna dry up?

Your guys, my guys, our guys, us guys.

Your love belongs to me

Your speech, sir.

21st century Robin Hood

2000's wide fucking open, but now...

A room? A room.

And, also, you know, I And what?

Are you kidding me? Absolutely.

Aw, poor guy. What?

Book him. We'll call you.

Cut to a commercial OK, flush 'em.

Damn! Black people, too.

Do what? You just sat there.

Eliminate? Eliminate.

Feldman? Yeah?

Find an old car. The limo's paid for.

Fine. Cancellation fee.

Fine. Except for one thing.

Fine. Fine.

Frankie's? Yeah.

Fred. What?

Fucking bimbo! Vinnie.

Get out of the car. Why?

Go stand by the door. Why?

Hang? Hang out with me?

Has he buzzed yet? No.

He ain't no ******. I ain't no what?

He split with the limo? Yeah.

He with you? He all right.

He with you? Yeah.

He won't leave. He's not tired?

Hello, Mr. Crockett. Hello, Mrs. Dobish.

Hi. Hi.

Hold on, Steve. Hi.

How are you doing? Fine, fine. You?

How are you feelin'? Pretty good, thanks.

How long since you ate? Wednesday.

How you doin', Senator? Very well, thank you.

How's Edward? Edgar.

Hussein Hussein

I don't give a Senator?

I got the razor. Get him to shave.

I made you feel insecure? Of course.

I'm comin'. Oh. OK.

I'm white. You're white?

Is he still sleepin'? Still sleepin'.

It will be Crockett.

It's your call. My call?

Key? Right. Sorry.

Kill Kill 'em live

Later. I was hoping for sooner.

Mark. Get down or you're dead!

Move. Where you goin'?

Oh, sure. I can't thank you enough.

Olympic's better. It is not better.

Research. Research.

Rhyming? Rhyming.

Saddam Saddam

Senator Bulworth? It's in the car.

Senator Bulworth... Shit!

She saw it up close. You mean his dick?

She's leaving. I got 'em together.

Some of the Frisbee tricks. Yeah.

Stand over here! Get off my case!

That ain't Clint Eastwood. What do you mean?

That kind of mistake can hurt. What mistake?

That shit be awesome! Where we going?

That speech was phat. "Phat"?

That's not a problem, is it? Not a problem?

The clothes are part of it. I don't think so.

The room? The room, upstairs.

There's something else. What?

We're an insurgent campaign. I've got a taxi outside.

Went well, don't you think? Extremely.

What do you mean? Get into the old clothes.

What does "mack" mean? Mack?

What? He don't want the money.

What? Ten. Ten million.

What'd you say? Later is good.

What's that? I gotta know who this guy is.

What's this? I told you.

Where's Becky? She doesn't want a photo op.

Who, rich people? White people.

Why'd I make you feel insecure? Are you kidding?

Y'all go get everybody. Come on, brother.

Yay! Yay!

Yeah? Vinnie, it's Nina.

Yo. Yo. Yo to you.

You afraid of somebody? Yeah.

You and her right now? Yes.

You girls want a ride? Yeah!

You gonna get your money. I don't want it no more.

You got a room here? Huh?

You guys shut up. Brothers in prisons.

You just said But that was in the abstract.

You liked that hotel. I gotta stay out of sight.

You see him? No.

You with it? I'm down.

'Cause I said I got a safe place.

'Cause I'm a ****** known for having a notorious past

'Cause I'm gonna flip this whole power shit a different way.

'Cause I'm the wrong ****** to fuck with

'Cause taxpayers, taxpayers take it in the rear

'Cause the the richest motherfucker in five of us

'Cause the corporations got the networks

'Cause the FBI's up to no good

'Cause the insurance companies take 24 cents...

'Cause the thing that's the same in every one of these

"Both sides" implies the other side is worth considering.

"trying to pour himself into a new conservative bottle."

[ "Washington Post" plays ]

[ Alarm rings ]

[ Alarm sounds ]

[ Applause continues ]

[ Audience boos ]

[ Audience continues to shout out protests ]

[ Audience murmuring ]

[ Audience protesting ]

[ Backfire ]

[ Backfire ] CHERYL: Aah!

[ Beep ]

[ Beeping countdown ]

[ Burp ]

[ Cheering and whistling ]

[ Cheers from the crowd ]

[ Children arguing ]

[ Continues rapping indistinctly ]

[ Coughs ]

[ Dial tone ]

[ Doorbell rings ]

[ Doorbell rings ] AUNT ALICE: He still sleepin'?

[ Fast forwards tape ]

[ Girls all talking at once ]

[ Gunshot ]

[ Headlight breaks ]

[ Imitates Jay ] "I don't want to talk about it."

[ Jay chewing ]

[ Jay laughing ]

[ Jay sighs ]

[ Jay whistling "Washington Post." ]

[ Jay whistling ]

[ Jeers and laughter ]

[ Jet engine overhead ]

[ Knocking ] Nina

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughter grows louder ]

[ N.W.A. Rapping "100 Miles and Running" ]

[ Overlapping ] Hello, I'm Jay Bulworth.

[ Overlapping ] I'm Jay Bulworth.

[ Rap music continues ]

[ Rap music plays ]

[ Rapping ]

[ Rapping ] Biddy biddy bid Ooh, what'll we do?

[ Rapping ] How come, How come

[ Rapping ] I once knew a girl named Peggy Sue

[ Rapping ] Tell these ******s what's up

[ Rapping ] That's great, that's great

[ Rapping ] The rich is gettin' richer and richer and richer

[ Rapping ] There's a time when every homie

[ Rapping ] What'll we do, well, it's up to you

[ Rapping ] You got the life, ain't it grand?

[ Rapping ] You know, the guy in the booth

[ Reporters all talk at once ]

[ Reporters shout questions simultaneously ]

[ Ring ]

[ Rings doorbell ]

[ Shouting questions ]

[ Singing ] If you fall absolute

[ Singing ] Joyful, joyful

[ Singing ] Oom boop sheh bam oh coo coo mop

[ Singing ] The glory of his name

[ Singing gospel hymn ]

[ Singing hymn ]

[ Snores ]

[ Snorts ]

[ Stammering ]

[ Stammers ]

[ Stars and Stripes Forever plays ]

[ Tape rewinding ]

[ Telephone rings ]

[ Vocalizing ]

[ Whispering ] What do you think my age is?

[ Yelling and arguing ]

Bulworth (1998)
"Bulworth" is a satirical political movie released in 1998, directed by Warren Beatty, who also stars as the protagonist. The film follows the life of Jay Bulworth, a disillusioned and suicidal senator seeking re-election. Bulworth hires a hitman to orchestrate his own assassination, allowing him to speak his uncensored mind without fear of political consequences. However, his newfound freedom leads him down a path of self-discovery, self-liberation, and love. Alongside Warren Beatty, the cast features talented actors such as Halle Berry, Oliver Platt, Don Cheadle, and Paul Sorvino, among others. Together, they bring to life the film's witty dialogue, sharp political commentary, and memorable performances. If you're interested in experiencing the sound and atmosphere of "Bulworth," you can play and download the movie's soundtrack here. This collection of sounds will transport you to the vibrant and chaotic world of Jay Bulworth, and immerse you in the film's unique blend of comedy, drama, and biting social critique.
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