Any Given Sunday (1999) Edit

A black man unafraid.

A couple quarts low. You need an oil change, Madman.

A feeling of a bond with this town.

A feeling that this is our house.

A legacy.

A little help?

A long way to go, a lot of time to play.

A monster.

A new stadium is the last thing on the city council's mind.

About what?

Absolutely.

Actually, I said that.

Admit it! You're not being honest!

African ass, Chinese ass.

After all these years!

Alka Seltzer?

All comes down to today.

All I got are my instincts. I lose those, I got nothing.

All my life everybody's been telling me what to do, ever since college!

All of a sudden...

All of them looking downfield...

All right, everybody, listen up!

All right, listen up. We're gonna run Left Deuce Zig 22 Tomcat.

All right, nice and easy. We're up. See? 21 17.

All right. Shark! Let's go. Run the Three man.

All the Sharks have to do is hold on to the ball.

All those Sunday afternoons at the stadium.

All week long we work on the calls.

All you do is talk at me, man.

Although their season ends on a low note, there's still life after death.

Ambulance!

And do what?

And either we heal now, as a team...

And everything her father stood for is gonna die.

And extra strength hydrocodeine.

And forget about Cap Rooney.

And get butt fucked by twelve Neanderthals. Bitch!

And he took credit for a lot of things he never did!

And his time is over.

And I just...

And I know if I'm gonna have any life anymore...

And I shake.

And I thought your daddy...

And I want to live up to what it is my father left me.

And I'm always on painkillers for my elbow...

And I'm gonna miss you.

And it was Willie Beamen taught me how to give it another shot.

And it's Minnesota 24 and Miami 21 at the half.

And it's...

And Julian couldn't resist going for his bonus yards.

And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

And let's make every kid feel like a superstar.

And long ago, they made that choice.

And now...

And the book says the rain falls on the just and the unjust alike.

And then I went to San Diego.

And there goes home field advantage for the Sharks.

And time...

And to your son, Anthony D'Amato...

And Tony...

And we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us...

And we have great confidence...

And what a feeling it must be for young Willie Beamen.

And what will you do, Tony, after football...

And when you really think about it, what Christina is...

And you do that in all things.

And you don't have to worry about getting the hook...

And you have two or three years left in you.

And you, you fucking snitch.

And you.

And you're very, very stupid.

And your dumb country ass can't even read a fucking playbook.

And your golf?

And your Sharks have provided wonderful role models...

And yours is too, unless you take some risk!

Any given Sunday, anything can happen.

Anyone I know?

Anyway, I ran into this guy...

Are you and Willie married?

Are you gonna start? You could at least play first string.

Are you saying black people are being dissed in this league?

Are you saying I can't do the tests on Shark?

Are you saying my contract's up at the end of the season?

Are you seeing your psychiatrist?

Art, may he rest in peace, spent money like water.

As much as I respect...

As the Sharks go into their bye week...

As we await word on Cap's condition...

Asshole!

At least I look better than that old fart up there, no?

At what point does the " Uncle Tom " feel come into it? Not my language !

Attendance is down, while the Dolphins have prospered.

Aw, come on!

B.J., I'm gonna kick your ass!

Baby, ain't nothing gonna fall apart on you.

Baby, she just wants the best for you.

Backup quarterback Tyler Cherubini has not seen a lot of action.

Bad coaching dot com. That's Tony's web site.

Bad news, Cap. You're okay. It's just a bruise.

Basically, Luther, you broke your neck, and it never healed correctly.

Be proud, son. You are the future of football now.

Be proud!

Be there!

Beamen ain't doing his homework.

Beamen back to pass, the rush is on.

Beamen is sacked again. He goes down hard.

Beamen walks to the line of scrimmage. Three minutes left, 14 3 Chicago.

Beamen, make the call!

Beamen, you're up. Left Deuce Zig 22 Tomcat.

Beamen! What are you doing?

Beamen's got the ball, with room to run. Look at him go!

Because he knew you didn't have the guts to do it after he was gone!

Because he sure can't run like I can.

Because if you're not, raise your hand. Come on.

Because it was our concentration that mattered, not theirs.

Because it's pure.

Because that's what a leader's about. Sacrifice.

Because that's what living is!

Because they want you. You know what I'm saying?

Believe me when I tell you this.

Believe me.

Between living and dying!

Between marriages? What do you do for dick?

Bitch says, " Your sausage ain't right. "

Black 33, hike!

Blame me, not Julian. That was my call.

Blowjobs upstairs. If you want the skin, trawl the beach.

Bodies that are year round great, but crack just like china.

Bone, muscle, joint, me. Runny nose, diarrhea, pinkeye, you.

Bottom line, Rooney is like some kind of medical miracle.

Bottom line?

Branco's just aching to nail you.

Break that shit up!

Breathe.

Brilliant. Did you go to medical school for that?

Bring it home, Rock.

Bring it on, man. Bring it on.

Brother has to know his place. Right, boss?

Buckle up! It's gonna be a long day today.

But " Coach Stone Age "...?

But Cap Rooney has been doing it for years.

But for a long time I hated you.

But for a long time I hated you.

But he can't ball.

But he could never stand losing.

But hoping not to make a complete fool of myself out there...

But I been there.

But I've never dated players. It gives the wrong impression.

But if I go in there, Tony...

But in the modern game with the marketing costs

But isn't this an awesome New York pass rush coming at you?

But most of all I want to thank the people of Miami...

But never forget. On any given Sunday, you're either gonna win or lose.

But nobody blitzes like the Shark, right?

But nobody let my shoulder heal, and they traded me out of there.

But there should be one.

But this kind of play makes me want to jump out of a window.

But we're gonna wait.

But you only learn that when you start losing stuff.

But, shit, now, prima dogs.

Call me.

Call time out. They're stacked up against the run.

Calling the same play twice? What's that about?

Can I be honest with you?

Can you clear him?

Can you feel the intensity, baby?!

Can you hear me?! Check his hands.

Can you play?

Can't breathe.

Can't get over Cap.

Candy ass, no blocking bitches!

Cap and Shark were great, but memories

Cap going down was tough on me.

Cap Rooney is down and in pain.

Cap, you gonna be ready for playoffs?

Cap's a better player.

Cap's a leader. He's a team player.

Cap's losing ankle strength.

Cap's my starter.

Certainly good enough to leverage the city of Miami into a new stadium.

Champagne, you can clear out. J man, take the flat.

Change the play. Audible. Change the play!

Changed everything.

Changed the way we think forever.

Check all right?

Check it! Check it! Red 70 Blackstar!

Cherubini has not thrown for a first down all season.

Christina wants to give you $2 million to extend you for the year.

Church.

Cindy Rooney told me.

Cindy, will you please call that nurse?!

Cindy, you are missing the big picture here.

Coach D., what do you say?

Coach gets really pissed off if you don't bring flowers.

Coach made me cornerback because he felt I had quick feet.

Coach suddenly invited me over for dinner.

Coach, I gave you 13 years. You can give me one.

Coach, it's fourth and one, we need a time out.

Coach.

Coach.

Coaches trying to up their salaries.

Comanche.

Come on, coach, please.

Come on, darling.

Come on, I'm a born again ladies' man.

Come on, just get some rest. Let's go.

Come on, Luther.

Come on, Mom. Let's go.

Come on.

Come Wednesday, we got one thing on our minds.

Concentration.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Congratulations. You were great. Really exciting to watch out there.

Control the line of scrimmage, you control the game.

Control the line of scrimmage, you'll control this game.

Controversy swirls around the six point Shark underdogs.

Could have a subdural hematoma, intracranial bleeding.

Could you slow him down?

Could you tell Tommy that I'll be in L.A. in a couple of weeks?

Count your blessings.

Courtney, let's go.

Creamin'

Crozier, what's he doing?

D'Amato's gotta go for it. If he gets first down, he can run out the clock.

Dad used to say:

Damn it!

Damn it! Fuck!

Defense! This is what we gotta do here.

Depending on how the election goes...

Deuce Right Split 25 Barrel Clear on one.

Dexamethasone?

Did Art think I was past it?

Did he fall off the bench? What the hell's next? Stigmata?

Did I stop him?

Did you ever think about Shark putting food on the table?

Did you feed the dogs?

Did you get that?

Did you get the Vince Lombardi speech?

Did you not like the jambalaya?

Didn't you ever have...

Do I have to get a stretcher? You that old?

Do I have to remind you that he helped build this franchise?

Do it! Come on!

Do it.

Do you know what we could get for Cap?

Do you know Willie Beamen?

Doc, I got to go, man! Call of the wild!

Doc, pull the pipes, man!

Does he know any of these plays?

Doesn't count until you're married...

Doesn't make sense, my not having a home. A life.

Don't believe what your mom says.

Don't bend your elbows.

Don't force it if you don't got it.

Don't forget I'm in Boston tomorrow for 2 or 3 days.

Don't give a shit about medical, doc. Give me some of that cortisone shit.

Don't let him out of bounds!

Don't let these guys chew up the clock on us.

Don't matter who ass.

Don't mess the sheets. My wife's back on Tuesday.

Don't overachieve.

Don't play hurt. You just need the needle.

Don't play that race card on me, kid.

Don't scream, yell, all that bullshit! Fix it!

Don't test me.

Don't you ever say that your papa didn't believe in you.

Don't you give up on me.

Don't you guys drop me.

Don't you see he's hurt?

Don't you?

Downfield, downfield. Every inch. Every inch.

Eat this, you fucking pussies!

Eight minutes left.

Either we heal as a team...

End of the season, he's gone.

Enjoy it. That's what you're here for.

Enough. You're gonna hurt yourself.

Even at 50%%%, nobody's better.

Even the dogs are sad, he said.

Even with all that, I would go back in a second...

Every kid can grow up to be President, right?

Every Shark fan has a sickening feeling in his stomach.

Everybody had their hands out...

Everybody's got to renegotiate, and that means you too.

Everyone knows herniated discs are iffy.

Everything in my life's about control.

Everything was just happening so fast, I didn't have time to think.

Everything we ever fought for is on the line right now.

Except in the pros, the field hands get paid.

Excuse me.

Fine, till you start doing that shit.

Finished?

First down, Dallas!

First down.

First year with the Sharks.

First you get along, then you go along.

Five thousand for the night. You won't regret it.

Flag! On the play. It's coming back.

Focus.

Football is a corporation.

Football's my life, coach. It's my life.

Football's played on a field, not in the goddamn boxes.

For a million dollars, I will shake like a coconut on a tree if I got to.

For every sucker who makes it...

Forget about it then.

Forget about the money grubbing Christina Pagniacci.

Forget about the offensive line.

Forget the whole goddamn playbook.

Four quarters. You cross a line, you score.

Four seconds is a lifetime!

Four seconds.

Four years ago, we won the Pantheon Cup!

Fourteen to three, Chicago. Second quarter.

Fuck you, big ass bitch!

Fuck you! Fuck you!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fucking beer?!

Fumble!

Fumble!

Fumble! Oh, no!

Game's all that matters to me.

Gee, it just flew by.

Gentlemen!

Get back to the basics.

Get Beamen.

Get him his helmet. You'll need that, Tyler.

Get me Vincent.

Get off the juice, you'll get a little loose!

Get on my page or shut the fuck up.

Get out of here!

Get out of here!

Get out of here!

Get ready for the sparks to fly. We'll be right back.

Get that out of my face. Shark! We need more pressure on the quarterback.

Get the fuck out of here, bitch!

Get the fuck out!

Get the fuck out.

Get this guy under control!

Get this shit straight, coach. I'm with you, man.

Get used to that! I'll be picking peanuts out of your ass!

Get you in a bowl game.

Get your hands off me. What's wrong with you?

Get your head out of your ass!

Getting killed? Maybe, maybe not. One chance in 1000.

Girl, look. Don't let my success go to your head, bitch!

Give generously to Child Find of America.

Give me a break. I played hurt before. It's no big deal.

Give me some love!

Give me the names of players in the quarterback market.

Glad to see success hasn't gone to your head too much, kid.

Go do your job, coach.

Go on, get out of here. You're done.

Go to the Buick. Turn around.

God, I hate Texas.

Goddamn it, baby! You did it!

Goddamn it!

Goddamn!

Going to be a lot of trim.

Good job, baby!

Good job, offense! Way to play!

Good luck. I'll be rooting for you.

Good night!

Good team.

Good.

Got good protection. He's rolling out right in a bootleg.

Got it? Thanks.

Gotta get to work

Grandkids.

Granted, it could look that way to a layperson.

Green 68!

Green 68! Hike!

Green 68! Hike!

Guess I'll have to wear mine on a chain around my neck.

Guys, I missed your ugly mugs.

Guys, we won.

Guys, y'all gonna make this play.

Half my career is over and you want me on the bench...

Halfback up the middle. Lavay steps up to fill the gap...

Have a nice day. Bye bye.

Have you ever seen an old punch drunk boxer...

Have you told anyone?

He at least respected me.

He could win. But the game passed him by.

He could've made you general manager, but he didn't, did he?

He didn't have your natural skills, but he could make it happen.

He died because of this.

He doesn't even know the names of the defense he's facing.

He don't give a gee whiz about anybody.

He fought for every inch he ever got.

He fumbled!

He is going for the victory now, not a tie.

He just wants to make the plays himself.

He lost four in a row! I lead by doing.

He made a quantum leap in the game!

He only acted like he was one.

He pulls it down! There's room to run!

He really could be ready for New York.

He said when he looked back...

He seemed confused. What's he confused about?

He separated my shoulder tackling 250 pound motherfuckers.

He wanted a son...

He wants to go out on a date. Wants to get some nice clothes.

He was in my face like we lost the game.

He won't read the playbook, he won't come see the films.

He won't take no for an answer.

He'll be coming at you.

He's a hero to the working people of Florida!

He's a top plastic surgeon.

He's an arrogant son of a bitch, but I'll miss him.

He's been here 30 years!

He's been the heart and soul of this defense.

He's carrying it like a loaf of bread.

He's dissing this play and dissing that play. " I got a better play! "

He's down at the 48 yard line.

He's down there.

He's flat out steaming. This magic Sunday, he's Steamin' Beamen.

He's fucked up. The crazier they are, the more the crowd likes it.

He's gonna go all the way!

He's got bad migraines, postconcussive syndrome.

He's got four kids, Christina.

He's got genius ankles.

He's got it! He's got it!

He's got some daylight. He's going for it!

He's gotta be feeling the pressure.

He's had 3 concussions in 5 months.

He's letting it go!

He's out for how long?!

He's rocking and rolling, chucking and jiving.

He's running. He's throwing.

He's said to be feuding with his beleaguered coach...

He's so freaked about Beamen taking his job, he'd play with a fractured neck.

He's sure of himself. It makes him sexy.

He's way ahead of his receiver. He's nervous.

He's young, Cap. He doesn't know how to read like you.

Heather Sanderson.

Hell, no. Not this Nazi rock shit again!

Hello, genius!

Here it is right here.

Here we go now. One time.

Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.

Here we go. Settle down, settle down.

Here we go. Strong Left Zig 90 Gun on three.

Here we got P.J., Mac, Beastman, Horny, Shark.

Hetfield is God. We live to serve him.

Hey, Cap.

Hey, guess what?

Hey, guys.

Hey, I blame you for a lot of things.

Hey, Nick, you up for it?

Hey, that's Willie Beamen!

High scores. That's the game today.

His eye hand coordination's deteriorating.

Holding, 69.

Holy mackerel! That is football!

Holy moly!

Home field advantage. That don't mean anything?

Homeboy! Welcome to the pit!

Honey, please don't feel too bad.

Horny, your zone coverage is soft. Press it.

How about a big Texas size welcome for the Miami Sharks...

How about another shot, doc?

How about every available line coach?

How about your mom? Is she ever gonna come to a game?

How are the headaches?

How do you like it?

How much you paying that 300 pound blocker?

How stupid! How selfish!

How you been? Long time.

How's it going?

How's your head, Jack?

Hurry! Hurry up!

I ain't buying your brand.

I ain't trying to disrespect nobody. Winning is the only thing I respect.

I ain't trying to kiss no overrated loser's ass.

I beg your pardon? " Coach Stone Age "? Is that what you just said?

I bet you were born again, baby.

I blew it, V.

I can beat this.

I can catch anything.

I can get the rest with the bond.

I can see how my mom could drink herself into a stupor watching football games.

I can take that shit.

I can't do that.

I can't even imagine what he'd think of you right now...

I can't wait to strap it on and stick it to Dallas like we used to.

I chased off anyone who's ever loved me.

I coach my way.

I control.

I could've gone another way!

I didn't call that play. I called a Regular 22 Fox.

I didn't want you to be the only pussy with his hand raised, coach.

I do have a conscience.

I don't care if it's the T Rex or the Terminator chasing me.

I don't cook so well, but you gotta try this jambalaya.

I don't do that!

I don't get strokes, motherfucker! I give them!

I don't get the ball, I don't get my stats, I don't get my money.

I don't give a shit if Willie is out there changing the plays!

I don't imagine you do, no.

I don't know that Cap is finished.

I don't know what he's doing.

I don't know what he's doing. I didn't call that play.

I don't know what more I can do.

I don't know what to say, really.

I don't know who Courtney is. Why are you starting your shit?

I don't know, coach.

I don't know.

I don't know. How do you mean? On a date?

I don't know. You gotta do something out there.

I don't need another Julian out there.

I don't speak Beamen.

I don't think anything'll happen, but I'm not a complete prick.

I don't think so, Willie. I'm sorry.

I don't understand what you're talking about.

I don't wanna bother you about this

I don't want you around my kids...

I don't want you to take anything so seriously, honey.

I dropped six rounds in the draft because of that.

I feel like things are changing, you know?

I figured.

I got a date out there.

I got a place.

I got blank spots in my memory. It's weird.

I got out of Dallas because I worked harder than anybody else.

I got this invisible juice. Once I turn it on, I'm gone.

I got to get in a 3 point stance in your vomit, ******?

I gotta give this back to you.

I guess he felt our brains was no bigger than the tip of his

I guess I had nothing to do with that. That was all your dad.

I guess it's time for me to get the hell out of the way, bring in the new.

I guess somebody else won them last two games.

I guess you're saying you're influenced by what other people think.

I honestly believe that woman would eat her young.

I hope you don't think this is rude.

I hope you're doing that, Wayne.

I just figured that out, J.

I keep the ladies

I knew you were gonna sell me out.

I know football.

I know it was, Tony.

I know it.

I know New York. I can be incredibly effective.

I know the game of football.

I know this coach. He's a prick.

I know this guy.

I know what you did, asshole!

I know what you're talking about. I know how your mind works.

I know y'all don't wanna go home.

I know you can. Not now.

I know you're not gonna pass on that, D'Amato.

I know, man. I just got happy feet. I'm getting old.

I know.

I know.

I lead men.

I learned more watching him in the first half than I did in five seasons.

I like going downfield. That's my game. I open it wide open.

I like Nick Crozier. I think he'll do a great job.

I like you too.

I liked you when you was puking!

I look around, I see these young faces, and I think...

I lost a million dollar signing bonus...

I mean the other quarterback. You know, the black dude?

I mean, he doesn't buy into the bullshit, you know? I like his eyes.

I mean, that's part of life.

I mean, the first time they stopped the game...

I mean, this guy was one tough son of a bitch.

I must be drunk.

I need an interpreter.

I need one sack and three more tackles...

I need some Vicodin. I need some cyclobenzaprine !

I need you, Rock...

I never wanna see you near one of my players again!

I only hope that one day I'll truly be able to show Jack Rose...

I paid a lot of money to get Nick Crozier here...

I pissed away all my money, believe it or not.

I promise.

I realize you're learning the system. Pressure must be incredible.

I really like you.

I really miss the shit out of little Timmy and Melinda.

I remember when my dad designed that ring.

I sacrificed $ 10 million because dumb rednecks like the coach in San Diego...

I said, " I'm as tight as fish pussy. "

I saw you looking at Heather Sanderson's ass!

I say, " Go to the Buick. Turn around, I'll throw it to you. "

I see a bunch of super fly brothers running around...

I see what you're doing. You're doing that media spin.

I seen a long line of coaches...

I should just trust that you'll do the right thing for Willie B.

I should, but you just bled on my suit.

I talked to a guy at one of the networks

I think Arnie spotted him before he left.

I think he lost it! It didn't go!

I think I could get him to see you tonight.

I think McKenna's got a distended knee. He's out.

I think older guys have a certain thing.

I think we all are, in business.

I think we'd be top dog if the defense would step up.

I think you're gonna see a guy who'll go that inch with you!

I think.

I thought he'd have a heart attack.

I thought that.

I understand.

I understand. Or do I?

I used to shovel liquor in the off season.

I want you out of here!

I want you to cherish it because when it's gone...

I was a great football player.

I was always a star. Y'all just didn't know about it.

I was hoping you'd be awake.

I was lightheaded at kickoff. Now I'm one foot in the fucking coffin stage.

I was only trying to make

I was thinking maybe we could go out, we could just get together.

I was wondering if we could go out for a drink or something, hang.

I went to my playbook.

I will never forget this.

I will not have this discussion with you!

I will not listen to this bullshit from you!

I will not!

I won't cut Cap or Shark no matter how much class you do it with.

I won't waste another season under Tony.

I wouldn't let you get hurt.

I wouldn't say all that.

I wouldn't want to be on D'Amato's dark side.

I'd cut my father's ass if we were losing like this.

I'd like to get together with him...

I'd say that's a bit of an exaggeration.

I'll be at Darlene's house. She might fuck better than you, bitch!

I'll be back. I'll be back.

I'll be in my father's office.

I'll fight for you till the day I die.

I'll fucking kill you, son of a bitch!

I'll holler.

I'll put them in water or something. Come on in.

I'll send you over for an MRI.

I'll take care of it.

I'll take it in myself.

I'll tell you this. In any fight...

I'm a righteous fucker. On three.

I'm a simple girl. I like simple things.

I'm a triple decker stress sandwich right now.

I'm about an 11 from the whites.

I'm fine. Fine.

I'm flattered, thank you, but...

I'm glad he's not talking about me.

I'm glad I'm old.

I'm glad there's no microphone down there.

I'm gonna consult with a player? I knew his answer!

I'm gonna miss you, amigo.

I'm gonna stay who I am. Steamin' Willie Beamen.

I'm gonna tell you something else.

I'm good!

I'm Jamie Lasseter.

I'm just sick of losing.

I'm just trying to read the defense.

I'm living it, Harv.

I'm losing control.

I'm losing the team, Maggie.

I'm Mandy. Mandy Murphy.

I'm not asking you to vote, T.J. I'm asking you to deliver.

I'm not really sure how D'Amato's going to get over this one, Kev.

I'm not surprised. Rookie thinks he's hot shit and all pro all of a sudden.

I'm not taking any chances, not with this ballerina.

I'm not talking about audibles. Talking about in the huddle.

I'm not the right guy for this team anymore.

I'm not thinking about the mayor or them crackhead assholes!

I'm not trying to screw him, Harvey...

I'm not worried about them!

I'm playing like shit. I ain't playing like myself.

I'm saying, what if my arm starts hurting?

I'm scared.

I'm serious. It's Coach D.'s call.

I'm sick and tired of this. Are you?

I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry, but Coach D. already told me I was going in.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I forgot.

I'm taking a dump, unless you want to be in a shitstorm!

I'm the best receiver that's ever lived.

I'm the best yard receiver that's ever lived.

I'm the leader of your team...

I'm thinking about the game!

I'm too old.

I'm trying to get paid! That's the point!

I'm trying to win, coach!

I'm with you.

I'm worth a million dollars.

I've always been a quick healer. I'll be there.

I've been in too many of these.

I've been on for 12 years and two rings.

I've had a great, great ride, believe me. And...

I've just been knighted.

I've lived this game for three decades, kid!

I've wanted to meet you since I was 16.

If Branco bites.

If he's lucky, Easter.

If he's stopped inbounds, the game's over.

If I'm Tony D'Amato right now, I'm praying to the football gods:

If something was wrong, you should've told me. I had four weeks.

If the playbook is too complicated, we simplify it.

If we had gotten the linemen I wanted...

If you ever want to talk about that stuff...

If you hit him for another score in the next series, he'll fold.

If you make mistakes, make them big. I won't eat your lunch for that.

If you see their arms shaking, that means they're coming.

If you think it's easy being a coach, I'll trade your microphone for my ulcer.

If you're going to act like a loser, raise your hand.

If you're going to act like pussy, raise your hand!

If you're not blocking, get the fuck out the way!

If you're not there for us...

In football, as in life, things change.

In football, you have the offense and the defense.

In his fifth year. He went to the University of Houston.

In Houston, but the coach didn't dig having a black quarterback.

In my day, we used to just be happy to get the goddamn job.

In my opinion...

In the meantime, we're back to another dang commercial.

In the off season, I'm trading Willie.

In thinking about change...

In your face!

In your hometown.

Inch by inch, play by play, till we're finished.

Inches, inches.

Inflate your chest. Get MET Rx.

Intercepted by Gates!

Interception!

Interception!

Is it first?

Is it true you make 10 million a year?

Is this how it starts?

Is Willie managing to keep his food down tonight?

It ain't no tomorrow!

It ain't the whole world.

It doesn't look like Cherubini's getting up.

It gives me great pleasure to present D.A. R. E...

It hurts a lot more than I thought. I think I pushed it too hard.

It is because we didn't speak it when we got here.

It looks like back surgery...

It looks like they got him!

It meant everything to me.

It must be true about you not blocking no more either.

It was my recipe. Sort of.

It was the devil. Red 666.

It was tight as a frog's ass. I'm the man.

It'll be you or me. And it ain't gonna be me.

It's a 12 point game for Dallas.

It's a complicated deposition.