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The Big Short (2015) "The Big Short" is a captivating 2015 film that delves into the global financial crisis of 2007-2008.

The Big Short (2015)

"The Big Short" is a captivating 2015 film that delves into the global financial crisis of 2007-2008. Directed by Adam McKay, this dark comedy-drama is based on the non-fiction book of the same name by Michael Lewis. The movie boasts an incredible ensemble cast including Christian Bale, Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling, and Brad Pitt.

Set in the world of high finance, "The Big Short" follows a group of Wall Street outsiders who predict the impending collapse of the housing market and decide to exploit it for their gain. With clever storytelling and witty dialogue, the film exposes the corruption and greed that led to the devastating economic meltdown.

This thought-provoking movie offers an illuminating perspective on a complex financial crisis that impacted millions worldwide. It sheds light on the flawed system that allowed such a catastrophe to occur and the few individuals who had the audacity to challenge the status quo.

If you're intrigued by the subject matter or want to revisit the exceptional performances of the cast, you can play and download the sounds of "The Big Short" here.

A billion dollars
A billion dollars
A CDO of a CDO!
A CDO? Yes... a CDO.
A few people have us in, just to laugh at me on this deal, is that you?
A hundred million?
A hundred, maybe two hundred people would show
A lot of these BBB's are going to zero too.
A lot!
A ratings shop
A real solid gold asshole!
Aaaahh
Aaah, my eye doctor is always busy
Aahhh... Fuck you too!
About twenty times!
Absolutely, they're complete shit!
Absolutely! Absolutely!
Absolutely! We can make it one hundred million.
Absolutely... Absolutely, we can!
Actually in this particular case, James probably is wrong.
Actually no one can see a bubble, that's what makes it a bubble
Actually, can i talk to a mortgage broker? Anybody you recommend? Anybody you like?
Actually, my name is Jeong,
Adjustable rates... Dogshit!
After all, there are only so many homes and so many people with good enough jobs to buy them... right?
After he and Mark had their debate
Ah really? Yeah!
Ah, if you need the.. ehm, Files for 2005
Alan Greenspan, one of the architects of the whole crisis, was scheduled to speak
All fine, hehe!
All the people I respected,
All they took was the TV.
All this time I've been trying to figure out whom I've been betting against.
Almost as large as another testicle on itself
Alright, let's say...
Alright, we could, we could go to forty
Alright, what've you got?
Alright!
Alright...
Alright... Let me put it this way....
Alrighty
Am i being clear? Lawrence
Am i being clear? Lawrence
Am i gonna have to leave?
Am i? Or is this douche bag?
An awkward social manner,
And 145 thousand dollars in student loans
And a condo..
And a hell of a trader, which is the only reason they put up with his bullshit optimism.
And America barely noticed that it's number one industry became boring old banking
And as fun as it is to watch..
And CDO B, has parts of CDO A and then they both get put inside CDO C.
And congress had no choice, but to break up the big banks
And dozens of other securities a year.
And even fucking Morkovia blew us off! I know man!
And everybody is walking around like they're in a goddamn Enya video.
And everybody wants swaps, swaps are not he most popular product on the street
And for the first time, the banker went from the country club to the strip club.
And give us a call way down the line you know?
And halve of all .. eh ... worries that... it wasn't default.
And i know what you're thinking!
And I never said that!
And I read about it, in Grand Central's trade observer.
And I wonder, I wonder, what your incentives might be.
And I'll give you 3 to 1 odds!
And I'm getting madder and madder, and i ask him.
And I'm guessing most of you still don't really know what happened.
And I'm not certain that you really understand this trade.
And if banking was boring...
And if they fail above 15 percent the whole bond is worthless.
And if they rise to eight percent... and they will!
And if we're wrong then we gotta find someone to help us get out of this trade
And is like a sack underneath.
And it is not my decision, I have a boss.
And it's Morgan Stanley
And know what he did.... He left!
And lobby the congress to kill big reform
And no one is paying attention.
And none of the experts, or leaders, or talking heads had a clue it was coming.
And not those Frankenseeds from Monsanto, I'm talking about good healthy organic seeds.
And oh, thank Jared for us.
And people thought they would never go down!
And put it into a CDO.
And regulate the mortgage and derivative industries
And she said that Morgan Stanley will buy them
And short the shit, while they fucking sold it! Whoo ho ho, Let's go to the press man!
And somehow... we , eh.. know before anyone else.
And sure... Swaps are a dark market so...
And take the loss?
And that.... You're too close...
And the ability to tens of millions calls a second, you think they're not using it?
And the big banks were clueless! Didn't I say that?
And the highest of value!
And the housing market in San Jose.
And the mortgage continues to be the bedrock on which this economy is built.
And the premiums?
And the S&P picked up three points
And the whole housing market is about to collapse.
And then meet me over at Standard & Poors, we're gonna talk to Georgia
And then the banks....
And then there's CDO's made up of the opposite sides of the bet you made with the swaps
And then they blamed immigrants and poor people
And then, in the middle of the call where I had realized he had the wrong front point.
And then... and then... cause he wanted the one on the eighth floor.
And then... one day, almost thirty years later, in 2008
And there's no cause for concern!
And they saw it by doing something the rest of the suckers never thought to do.
And they won't devalue them until they get them off their books
And they're going to zero..
And this creep....
And this time even teachers!
And turned it into an atomic bomb of fraud and stupidity
And used it to pay themselves huge bonuses
And we put em in a pile...
And what am I supposed to do?
And when all was said and done, only one single banker went to jail
And when the majority of these adjustable rates kick in.... in '07
And when the pile gets large enough, the whole is suddenly considered 'Diversified'.
And when you come for the payday, I'm gonna rip your eyes out
And yeah.... if this goes through...
And you are wrong sir!
And you have more than one loan on a property?
And you target them with red soup?
And you tell the mortgage company what you do?
And you're completely sure of the math?
And you're going to be stuck paying
And, and... If we're wrong
And..
And...
And... I do speak English
And... i got second in that national math competition
Anybody jumping off the building yet?
Apparently eh, tying up securing some insurance payments
Apparently this guy wanted two hundred mill in credit default swaps.
Are eighty seven percent
Are filled with extremely risky sub prime adjustable rates.
Are we all jocks at the same computer screens? Can we talk to one person please?
Are we done?
Are you at all concerned about the rising default rates?
Are you crazy Jer?
Are you fucking kidding me? Those fuckers, those motherfuckers!
Are you fucking kidding me? you come in here you fucking fucking! You're a fuck, how do you even seriously?
Are you kidding me? No I am not kidding you!
Are you serious? Fuck!
Aren't they filled with fucking thousands of pages of mortgages?
Aren't you the bank?
As I was saying, our residential sector uh huh, and how are the kids?
As motivated as one can be in this neighborhood.
Ass! You got a matching little butler boy you butt fuck!
At least down here I'm sorry what?
Average people are going to be the ones, that are going to have to pay for all of this.
Awesome, where is that?
Awwwww
B of A said they had a power outage, And Morgan Stanley said their server crashed!
B's.. Zero, BB's ..... Zero.
Banks took the money the American people gave them
Based on... prevailing sentiment of the market and banks, and popular culture...
Basically, Lewis Rainieri's mortgage bonds were amazingly profitable for the big banks.
Baum!
BBB's .... Zero.
Bear Sterns was in a death spiral and the FED brokered it's sale.
Because i heard the Cuban food is amazing in Miami.
Because it's now in your interest to do so.
Because the banks are too busy getting paid obscene fees to sell these bonds.
Because we need to be able to expense the ammo to a client!
Because word on the street is he took some pretty heavy losses
Because you were a prick in college and you are a prick today!
Before telling them they're overdrawing.
Being a crafty and morally honorous chef that i am...
Being nice and fat.... That's a nice shirt, do they make it for men?
Ben had real experience in a big bank,
Ben Ricker
Ben Ricker
Ben Ricker
Ben Ricker and dirty bomb in the same sentence
Ben Ricker was a former trader in Singapore for Chase.
Ben, why do you do that man? You're a retired trader, ok..
Ben, you still there?
Bennie Daniel You know how to make a muffin?
Bennie lost his father to a violent crime when he was young
Big piece of shit!
Boom, yeah man BOOM!
Boring!
Brother, I would sell you as much as you want!
Bullshit on what?
Business is good!
But Ben was dark...
But Ben was done with the banking world, he was very clear!
But do you have any concerns about the performance of the underlying securitizations?
But eh.. you guys are under the capitol requirements for an ISDA.
But eighty percent of our swaps is Bear
But for the first time.. in my life.. Holy fuck!
But he changed your life more than Michael Jordan, the I Pod and Youtube put together!
But hey, before you go... I'm just wondering...
But i CAN make ten thousand on a sub prime adjustable
But I eh... I couldn't find any marketing material on you guys..
But Mark was wrong!
But now, there's a class action lawsuit against Bear
But our company is not comfortable with this investment.
But sub rime bonds, which are made up of sub prime loans, are more valuable?
But the good news is Vinnie, you're not gonna care
But there were some who saw it coming.
But those losses, will be contained at only five percent!
But wait.... You are the bank
But we gotta close out our position, or it could be zero
But we have a fiduciary responsibility No, no we don't!
But we started four years ago, with a hundred ten thousand.
But we're not in the Merrill Lynch building!
But you represent the investors?
But, at lest we're gonna see some of them go to jail.
But, eh.....
But......
Buy 50 million in swabs on the NBS
By approximately 8 percent.
By how much?
Bye everybody!
Bye Jared!
Bye Kathy!
Bye now!
CAB!
CAB!!
Call Vennett, call that little shit! Call Vennett!
Can we just go home?
Can we make it a hundred million?
Can we see the paperwork on those?
Can you introduce us? Yes!
Can you just keep it shut for a few minutes? OK, OK!
Can't be held responsible for doing shitty and illegal things! What are you? Four?
Can't do that
Can't hear you, I'm sorry!
Cash would have stopped coming out the ATM, they had to back stop this
Cause if you're a banker you can fuck right off!
Cause you're going to make so much fucking money!
CDO A, has parts of CDO B
CDO's are dogshit wrapped in catshit.
Charlie, Come on!
Charlie, Vennett says these are the people we're betting against.
Chris, give em the key cords!
Chris...
Chris....
Collateralized Debt Obligations
Come on
Come on guys, what's the angle?
Come on, we just made the deal of our lifetime, we should celebrate!
Come on! Would you relax!
Consumers reacted to our packages
Cool
Corporate doesn't care.
Could you fucking stop!
Could you hold on a second? Yeah
Could you please stop being such a buzz kill dude!
Coz, I've been paying my rent!
Credit default swap, that will pay off...
Cynthia I'm OK, I really am!
Cynthia wants me to quit! And open a B&B in Vermont.
Cynthia's no joke, she could actually make him move to Vermont!
D d deal, we need a deal, right, a deal.
Deal!
Deal! Same here!
Deev Woonsen, Goldman Sachs
Did i hijack this session? Yeah
Did you get a chance to look at what we sent you Ben?
Did you hear about the deal that Randall did with some fund manager?
Did you know that? No, I didn't know that!
Did you know... They're going up!
Did you know.... They're going up!
Didn't I say it? Yes you did, you did!
Didn't I say, that when we made this deal, that the rating agencies, the SCC
Do not talk to the press!
Do people have any idea what they are buying?
Do you even know which key cords you're giving out?
Do you realize that? Alright, let's crunch some numbers,
Do you represent the investors or Meryll Lynch?
Do you want to talk about that?
Does our bull have a response?
Doesn't it make you feel bored.... or stupid....
Doesn't make me wrong
Dollars
Dougie!
Down 17 percent for the year, but if they trust me, and they trust me!
Dr Burry, these should be fine!
Dr Burry, we could work out a pay as we go structure that would payout if the bonds fail.
Dr. Burry!
Dr. Burry? Yah!
Dr. Burry's office
Dude, B of A and Bear didn't even return our calls
Dude, did you hear the news?
During the real estate boom
Each year, which is surprising, because i was the first to do this trade
Education, religion
Eh yes.. but these eh... these are pretty bad
Eh, default rates are on the rise right now!
Eh, we pay ... eh... roughly...
Eh....
Ehh..... Yeah.
Ehm.. This market will last!
Ehm.. you should talk to your landlord about that
Ehm...
Ehm...
Ehm... I'm not sure what you want me to say
Eighty is great, no eighty is great, thank you, thank you so much!
Eighty million, eigthy million, that's good right?
Either the banks are clueless and they don't know how to value these CDO's or...
Either we're right, or we're wrong in a giant, giant way!
Em.. I have prospectuses on,
En fin, Let's do this!
Even 20 to 1 return, and it's already slowly going bust.
Even Bear up their prices!
Even though the bond value is going up? Really?
Even when i try to compliment... it somehow... it comes out wrong....
Every bond and CDO salesman, sub prime lender and swap trader is gonna be there
Every crappy levels of the bond i don't sell... i throw into a seafood stew.
Every fucking thing!
Every loser with a couple million bucks in a fund is gonna be jumping on us.
Everybody does!
Everybody does! At least down here
Everyday i think you're gonna talk about it, and you're gonna do!
Everyone in Mark's office showed up, even invited friends!
Everyone knows here something we don't and we're gonna get royally screwed
Everyone was wrong!
Everyone's wrong...
Everytime i fucking hit refresh it's dropping man And hope it does goes down!
Exciting times! What the hell is going on?!
Excuse me!
Excuse us!
Famous bull ish investor
Fifteen billion
Figure out if this is a deal of a lifetime or...
Filled with losers!
Fine, fine, honey, you know what, i will consider it, but honestly....
Fine... OK... Goldman....
Fired 3,200 workers
First of all, great show today!
First of all, how was your travel? Uneventful?
Fish!
Fixed rate, thirty years, boring! Same, small payoff. Right!
Folks!
Follows a tumultuous few months of market volatility, and fear for the world economy...
Food, even baseball
For Jamie and Charlie, the housing market doomsday prediction was music to their ears!
For the opposing view... Mister Baum
For the past two years, my insides have felt, like they're eating themselves.
For you just to leave them the fuck alone.
Forget it, I'm not giving out any life hooks
Fraud and short sighted thinking have never ever worked
From the time you guys started talking, Bear Stearns' stock is falling more than thirty eight percent
Front Point Partners
Fuck him! You can't come in late and hijack the entire session!
Fuck responsibility! Are you kidding me?
Fuck yeah we did! Yeah!
Fuck you!
Fuck! Yeah! I want him to be right!
Garage band hedge fund that thinks it's the apocalypse.
Garibaldi 4 Triple B
Gentleman... i need you to leave!
Get lost!
Get that fuck Jared Vennett I want to bash his fucking head in
Get the fuck out of here!
Get to keep all of it, all of it!
Gets his haircut at Supercuts, and doesn't wear shoes,
Give it a 92 / 93 percent AAA rating, no questions asked...
Give me my fucking money back!
Give me my money back.
Give you fat fee's for doing so
Go directly to your transportation, do not talk to the
Go directly to your transportation, do not talk to the press! I just leave? That's just fucking great, I can talk to whomever the hell I want!
Go directly to your transportation, do not talk to the press! So that's it? After eighteen years!
God no, I hate Vegas!
Goddammit! I'm sorry.
Goldman had a systems failure i lost a ton of messages!
Good luck with that!
Good odds, In fact her chances of winning this hand
Good question!
Good time for my voice to go
Good, then get out! Say hi to Lawrence for me! and both do!
Got it?.... Good!
Great Michael, whenever you find something interesting, we all sit to make money.
Great!
Greece and Iceland are finished
Green span just said: "Bubbles are regional, defaults are rare!"
Grow up Jamie!
Guaranteed by the US government.
Guys? We hear ya, Yeah!
Guys? Yeah, we're here, can you hear us?
H H H How can the value of an insurance contract
Hasn't spoken to me since he hired me.
Have a good one guys! Thank you Chris!
Have two!
Have you ever refused to rate any of these bonds upper tranches AAA?
Have you ever refused to rate?
Have you looked at the loan level data?
He believed that there was no way, that they could be affected.
He didn't just think the whole system would fail
He does this every few days.
He had an amazing nose for bullshit.
He hasn't move all day.
He hit a few billion in mortgage bond losses
He just happened to be Jamie's neighbor when they were in Colorado
He just walks out of the lunch, doesn't say a word.
He said that... he took the call,
He says: to fuck off!
He sold a lot of A and Double A swaps as protection, A lot!
He thought the whole world was going down!
He told me
He wanted to short housing bonds? Hmmm
He was in pain, my brother was in real pain!
He was Jared Vennett, Vennett
He won a national maths competition.. In China!
He worked with Baum at a previous firm, and couldn't figure out why no one listened to Baum.
He'd let it go for that.... I don't
He's a foot soldier, I'm sure it's a shit deal.
He's looking for inconsistencies in the word of God!
He's playing us, he's got too much skin in the game, and he's dumping his position.
He's playing us.
Hello, Ben? Hey!
Hello, Hey! Chris... I 'm on Ted's Desk.
Hello, I'm surveying mortgage owners who are over 90 days delinquent
Hello?
Hello?
Here, eh.. have a seat a second.
Here, they're saying that there's 10 to 1 returns,
Here's the prospectuses of all the other losers who didn't make it past the lobby.
Here's world famous chef Anthony Bourdain to explain.
Hey Gentlemen, let's get some money in here. Let's make some money! What do you say?!
Hey look, you want to get a bit tonight? There's this ehm...
Hey mister Vennett from Deutsche Bank, who do we have?
Hey Randall, what with the Dom? Bonuses aren't for three months.
Hey Sir! One second!
Hey, come over here! What are you doing at Caesar's? He's a Goldman
Hey, hey babe!
Hey, Hey, Hey!
Hey, hey, HEY! I say when we sell!
Hey, Hey! No, no, my cab!
Hey, there's a bubble!
Hey!
Hey... Excuse me!
Hey.... How are ya?
Hi Charlie, Yeah I did, Hold on!
Hi Honey!
Hi listen, I got one last question for you
Hi, it's Mark, I need to talk to Vinnie right now!
Highest frog rates since the nineteen thirties.
Highest level AAA's getting paid first.
His face is starting to boil He looks like the bad guy from DOOM
His face was so smashed!
Hmm.. ask anyone...hmm, pleasure to work with.
Hold on, say that again!
Hold on!
Hold on.. Shit.. let's take this, sorry!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit! Ah yes, now you see it!
Holy shit! Five years ago Securitization was a loser convention
Holy... what! Say that again!
Home prices are soaring, that means the homes are dead,not assets
Honestly I don't know!
Honey, I do think the economy might collapse!
How about 20 to 1?
How Anthony has the intelligence of a dolphin.
How are we looking?
How are you floating your resume to big banks?
How are you fucking us?
How bad is this?
How big is your short position right now?
How can I help you? How are you? Fine, thank you!
How can Standard & Poors help you?
How can you sleep at night, knowing... that you're ripping off working people.
How could i lose right?
How do you know the bonds are worthless?
How do you really feel?
How it is that you are fucking us, Cause what we are seeing here,
How many credit default swaps do you own?
How many loans do you write each month?
How much bigger is the market for insuring mortgage bonds than for actual mortgages?
How much I'm worth.
How much in total?
How much money could be out there betting on it
How?
How?
How's your brother by the way?
Huh!
I I It's now or never, Mark
I actually feel pretty sick!
I always get option to pay adjustable, I'm a private contractor, i need the flexibility.
I always get option to pay adjustable. I'm a private contractor.
I am going to try to find moral redemption and to re lactate
I am gonna get a bank to make me one.
I am happy when I'm unhappy!
I am sad every day about what happened.
I appreciate that!
I asked Bear Stearns to price our shorts They tell me the CDO's still haven't moved
I assume no risk for this produce myself Mark
I bet you 200 million, that lady in the glasses, wins that bet!
I can't answer that!
I can't sleep on a plane so I did my homework OK, let's focus!
I currently have reason to believe
I didn't realize that there was anything to manage with CDO's
I do most of Meryll Lynch's CDO's
I don't
I don't care Porter...
I don't get it... Why are they confessing?
I don't know how to ... work people..
I don't know how to be funny
I don't know if we can make a market, just give me your best price!
I don't know, about six
I don't know, you tell me!
I don't like it!
I don't see a damn thing.
I don't talk about that.
I don't think i can do this anymore..
I don't think i have the strip club in me tonight I'm just gonna get some drinks around.
I don't think like a bank
I don't want that kind of business!
I don't want to pressure you Ben, but if you don't pull this off, we lose everything!
I don't want to talk to dad! Okay, I love you too, save your money!
I end up taking any appointment and my whole morning gets shot to hell!
I focus on immigrants!
I get the cherry.
I got a good feeling about this
I got it, I got it...
I gotta see inside
I gotta stand for this
I guess I'll go find a desk. Is there anything you want me to work on for start?
I guess so!
I have a feeling, that in a few years, people are gonna do, what they always do when the economy tanks.
I have a question please!
I have full autonomy when it comes to investment strategy
I have to take this He must be from Bank of America!
I haven't heard a peep about that!
I haven't talked to Hank, but yes he does.
I hear the food has gotten really good in Vegas, they have a Nobu now
I heard from somebody, who heard from somebody
I hope there's some Cuban restaurants on the way there,
I just called an old friend at Bear he didn't even know what a CDO is.
I just know how to read numbers!
I just know that at the end of the day
I just need to know how these could possibly be correlated.
I just wanted you to know that ehm...
I knew how close you were to your brother.
I know it sounds odd, but these are very complicated products!
I know you must feel the same, but you never show it!
I know you're not allowed to tell me specifics, but, just generally.
I know you've been hearing rumblings about some losses Morgan has suffered.
I know you've suffered a terrible loss,
I know, we have to get Ben to do it!
I left my phone in the office, I threw my pass out already,
I like these cups, could i take one for my son? Have one, Yes, Yes!
I look for value, wherever it can be found.
I look him in the face and i say:
I lost so much! There is no perfect way to help
I lost the eye... in a childhood illness.
I love my job, I love my job honey!
I love my job! You hate your job!
I love Selena Gomez!
I make two thousand on a fixed rate prime
I mean the fund will almost make a billion dollars
I mean, how come you don't hate this guy? He's everything you taught us not to trust!
I mean, she made me start wearing a suit.
I mean, who are all these clown? Ah come on, I think it looks fun!
I mean, why shouldn't we back out of this trade right now?
I mean.. ghe ghe ghe... nine ... nineteen thirty three
I mean... It's now or never Mark!
I mean... it's this guy... from... Deutsche, who was talking about shorting housing bonds.
I met my wife on Match.com
I met with this retail banker yesterday..
I need to unload the AIG and country wide Freddy Mac positions
I never said I was the hero of this story
I offered him fucking money!
I probably got cell phone and WiFi service
I read them!
I say when we sell!
I say, when we sell
I set the price, whatever price i want.
I smell money...
I sold that house for 350, the year it was built.
I spoke with Mark Baum
I think it's the same Mike
I think somebody just left
I think that....
I think this is a housing development about forty five minutes outside of town.
I think we need to go to Vegas!
I think we should buy more swaps!
I think we're far apart
I think you've already said it.
I thought we were better than this, I really did
I thought you were for real Casey You know, I have to say, I really did!
I told her we're not selling shit!
I told you we'd meet later.
I took a rash of shit for two years. But...
I walk in here and people are crying in your hallway
I wanna buy.... swaps on mortgage bonds
I want you to get me....
I wanted to discuss your marks, make sure they're fair!
I was just wondering if the SCC is worried about them at all
I was right! And...
I work for the bank!
I worry about you Mark!
I would say it is a very strong probability, indeed!
I write: Therapist
I, I think you should try medication!
I'll be honest gentlemen
I'll bet you fifteen million, she wins!
I'll bet you right now, that those AA's are actually like B's!
I'll buy twenty million! Oh come on, live a little!
I'll call you later.
I'll see if i can push it through
I'll set you up with a face to face
I'm a banker, I'm a part of it!
I'm a CDO manager
I'm betting Kleeger over at Morgan is taking up some heavy losses in the bond department
I'm Charlie, I'm Charlie Geller, I'm Jamie, Jamie Shipley.. Hi!
I'm floating my resume to some big banks!
I'm glad you still have a sense of humor! I wouldn't if I were you!
I'm going on and on. My wife told me i need to share more.
I'm gonna buy it.
I'm gonna call my mom!
I'm gonna drop a deuce at Deutsche
I'm gonna make a fortune
I'm handing you the deal of the century on a fucking platter!
I'm here on my own dime
I'm in commodities.
I'm jacked
I'm jacked to the tits!
I'm Jacked!
I'm looking deep into your eyes as i make love to you Vinnie.
I'm looking for a Harvey Humpsy
I'm not feeling remotely confident that we're right
I'm not fucking you Vinnie, I'm kissing you
I'm not gonna burn my reputation on your wild hunch
I'm serious
I'm so sorry Mike!
I'm sorry i don't have anymore information, but you ehm....
I'm sorry, do you smell that, what is that? What?
I'm sorry... please...
I'm supposed to be getting him to invest in a fund,
I'm talking rock bottom Fico scores.
I'm thinking
I'm trying to convince her to make her sell us swaps
I'm trying to sell 200 million dollars worth of securities
I've already been to the Gym, I had two poached eggs, and I played blackjack with Harry Dean Stanton
I've always been.. more comfortable.. when alone.
I've been trying to call him, but he won't get back to me
I've decided to restrict investor withdrawals
I've never heard of that.
I've put out something really interesting...
If I write a loan on Friday afternoon,
If the investors withdraw, what's gonna happen here?
If the mortgage bonds that Michael Burry discovered were the match...
If the mortgage bonds were the match...
If the underlying.... bond fails.
If these mortgage bonds are so stable, so solid
If we don't give them the ratings, they'll go to Moody's right down the block.
If we don't work with them they will go to our competitors
If we get a hunting license, we can short this crap
If we're right, people lose homes!
If you'll excuse me Dr. Burry, that seems like a foolish investment.
If your appoint makes money for Mark and Sally I'm happy!
If your investors panic
If, if if the funds capitol drops too much....
In a pub...
In other words...
In our residential sector...
In six years, it will all be gone!
In the end Lewis Rainier's mortgage backed security mutated into a monstrosity that collapsed the whole world economy
In the mean time, you go to the main floor to buy some more swaps
In the years that followed, hundreds of bankers and rating agency's executives went to jail.
In your synthetic CDO's and swaps? right now! Tonight!
Institutions treat these CDO's like they're as solid as treasury bonds.
Into a person,
Into billions of dollars
Is 200 to 1, but they're all taking the ratings off face value
Is an opportunity.
Is everything Ok? Yes honey!
Is gonna confirm a story like this
Is gonna continue to happen into the future!
Is he right about the mortgage market? Let's find out. Let's find out!
Is making billions off screwing over people this way.
Is pretty confusing right?
Is that acceptable Dr. Burry?
Is that rapid rise and complexity, and the rates... they are frauded
Is that right?
Is that the angle you're taking?
Is that what this is?
Is there a housing bubble? And if there is... how exposed are the banks?
Is this America's angriest hedge fund?
Isn't that .. fraud is not nice
It all came crashing down!
It makes me feel... Sad.
It really makes me hate you!
It sounds scary!
It took me years to build my relationships on Wall street
It was a fucking snooze!
It was at that moment in that dumb restaurant
It wasn't me, I had a personal thing this afternoon. I'm not your babysitter.
It will break his heart, but he'll let it go
It would also apply to your payments if the value of the mortgage fund goes up
It wouldn't be legal!
It's a bloodbath up here
It's a disaster, it just says here, They got a liquidity BRAVO
It's a fact, Greenspan's wrong. I don't know how if you want your thr....
It's a lot of money! I get it, I can feel you judging me.
It's a pretty ugly table guys
It's a time bomb and i want to short it.
It's about time you find out just how dumb that money really is
It's all very logical.
It's been driving me crazy! Fine!
It's Charlie.... I'm here too!
It's Cynthia, I'll be in the office in twenty minutes.
It's Dr. Burry
It's easy to see that delinquencies,
It's happening
It's housing... housing is always stable... low risk.
It's in a free fall decline, so I wanted to talk to you about pulling their money
It's Jeff, I.. eh.. You're buying stocks?
It's just a gully that's all. Just nerves
It's like Chernobyl!
It's like two plus two equals...
It's Mark Baum again. Call me!
It's more twisted, than i could have imagined!
It's not great!
It's not my fault dude! I've been paying!
It's not old fish! It's a whole new thing!
It's not! It's awesome!
It's only a matter of time before someone else sees this investment, we have to act now.
It's our money... Yeah.
It's possible
It's starting....
It's strange... No, no!
It's the reason Mark is studying so hard.
It's the same thing! It's the same thing Mike!
It's the second quarter of '07 is when our housing position shows returns
It's very cool!
It's weird!
J.P. Morgan Chase, J.P. Morgan Chase.
James says i can always refinance!
Jamie and Charlie, never even been in a Manhattan bank bathroom!
Jamie, very good!
Jamie, you know you're not supposed to use this line.
Jamie, you know you're not supposed to use this line.
Jamie...
Jared likes to say it though.. because he thinks it makes me seem more authentic
Jesus Christ, are you fucking kidding me?! You kept saying defaults over eight percent were impossible!
Jesus Christ! Oh no! That comcludes the first part of our presentation
Jesus, come on!
Jesus!
Just a meeting though, you know... It's just a meeting!
Just answer the question Georgia, can you name one time in the past year?
Just because it comes from two guys in a...