Donnie Darko (2001) Edit

A six foot tall bunny rabbit.

A storm is coming, Frank says.

A storm that will swallow the children,

A wormhole may be able to provide a short cut

A wormhole with an Einstein Rosen bridge,

A young man searching for love in all the wrong places.

All coming from a busted water main.

All over America, people have come together to join hands,

All right, it's getting dark, We should get back to the burrow.

All right, we have arranged for you to stay at a hotel.

All right!

Along its centre of gravity.

An agnostic is someone...

An atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of God.

An elderly man's house from inside out.

And as for the whole gang bang scenario, it just couldn't happen!

And as you know the girls are scheduled to leave for Los Angeles in the morning.

And did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness

And everything he says is just a fucking lie.

And finally, I looked in the mirror

And find what is in the world that makes you feel love, pure, unconditional love. And go to that.

And he cares for them, so we care for them,

And his father before me.

And how do they do this?

And I can't drive till I'm 21.

And I have taken it upon myself to spearhead the Jim Cunningham defence campaign.

And I think that this garbage should be removed!

And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain.

And I'm afraid, really, really afraid. Really afraid, but I... I...

And if you could see your path or channel, then you could see into the future?

And if you need anything,

And if you're cute and horny, You're probably happy.

And it can't just be a coincidence.

And now that you're famous, you gotta have a smoke.

And our suspects include several of our own students...

And place an "X' on the lifeline in the appropriate place.

And pray that your son doesn't succumb to the path of fear.

And replace them with something better?

And right now there's some fat guy over there staring at us.

And she leaned over and whispered in my ear.

And she wrote a book about it,

And so can you.

And that I should go to a safe place.

And the barrow boys "would hear with respect

And the mere fact that this choice exists

And the Mongrel got his head cut off.

And then what happens?

And then...

And there's chapters in that book that describes the stuff I've been seeing,

And there's so many things l need to ask you.

And they found faeces everywhere.

And they grow out of our... chest, solar plexus?

And they wear them at night when they sleep.

And think about fucking Christina Applegate.

And to the White House beginning of January 1989,

And try to steal stuff from her.

And what effect do you think that this would have on an infant?

And when I clap my hands twice, you will wake up. Do you understand?

And you...

And, Bethany, if you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it.

Anyway I'm not going to squeeze one out until I'm like 30.

Are you all right, son?

Are you ok?

Are you saying that the death of one species is less tragic than another?

Are you telling us this stuff so we can buy your book?

Aren't we forgetting about the miracle of storytelling?

Arson has not been ruled out as the cause of the fire,

As a kiddie porn dungeon,

As you can see, the lifeline is divided into two polar extremes.

Assigned to each one of us. They just... They're like liquid.

At a time when... it...

Authorities continued their search

Back to the burrow? It'll come there, it's all around us!

Beacuse the last timeI saw him he asked if I knew about time travel.

Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

Because I am Donnie Darko.

Because I hear that's a really great place to raise children.

Because there will be so much to look forward to.

Because those bullshitters know

Because you and i would have never have had this conversation.

Beer and pussy that's all I need.

Before antiseptics, there was no sanitation, especially in medicine.

Beth's mom said the boys' locker room flooded

Better make sure we don't miss that one.

Blood? Don't be silly.

Burn it to the ground.

But after witnessing your sons behaviour this afternoon,

But do you know anything about... time travel?

But he dodged it.

But I am also a parent of a Middlesex child.

But I believe you're a very troubled and confused young man.

But I can still sense some students out there

But I'm over all of that.

But inside the glasses are these slide photographs.

But keeps the money inside the wallet."

But none of the other mothers are available to go.

But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her.

But the solution was there all the time,

But we don't feel the methods you have undertaken here are appropriate.

But what you gotta understand, son,

But, alas, I have not yet been elected queen of the universe,

But, not to worry.

But... then overnight she just... she became this entirely different person.

Cherita, you should... go home.

Cherita?

Chut up!

Claiming a mass conspiracy.

Closer,

Come closer,

Could these portals just appear anywhere, any time?

Could these portals...?

Crystallised with the pain of puberty."

Cunningham, who has become a recent celebrity, was arrested...

Damned airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.

Damnit, Donnie, why do you gotta get so smart on us?

Dick akis... Son of a bitch.

Did Frank tell you to do these things?

Did you call the cops?

Did you call the fucking cops?

Did you know him?

Did you tell'em that I flooded the school?

Do you believe in time travel?

Do you feel alone right now?

Do you feel alone right now?

Do you go someplace familiar?

Do you mean God's master plan?

Do you now believe in God?

Do you remember that weird gym teacher, Mrs Farmer?

Do you want to walk me home?

Does not have the financial infrastructure,

Does that scare you?

Don't fucking move! Don't fucking move! What did I say?

Don't worry, you got away with it.

Donald, let me preface this by saying

Donnie Darko what the hell kind of name is that?

Donnie Darko, perhaps with your recent brush with mass destruction,

Donnie Darko? What the heck's going on here?

Donnie Darko.

Donnie is experiencing

Donnie, look.

Donnie, nobody's here. Let's just forget about it.

Donnie, what did Roberta Sparrow say to you?

Donnie, you're such a dick.

Donnie!

Donnie. Donnie Darko.

Donnie...

Donnie... good luck.

Donnie's aggressive behaviour...

Dr Cole, not only am I a teacher,

Each vessel travels along a vector through space time

Elizabeth will be in charge.

Er, how can I find out what I wanna be when I grow up?

Er, well, I mean, didn't your dad, like, stab your mom?

Er... Excuse me?

Even if they do look at you funny they will.

Eventually, yes it will. But right now, l got 12 classrooms full of water.

Ever since this jet engine fiasco, l honestly don't know what's gotten into...

Every living thing follows along a set path.

Everyone thinks he's so rad. He's such a fucking chud... Everything he does...

Everything he says!

Except for me.

Except for me.

Excuse me! Excuse me!

Excuse me? "No, duh" is a product of fear.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. What is the real issue here?

Failure is not an option.

Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.

Fear and love.

Fear is in the negative energy spectrum.

Fear,

Fear.

Firefighters discovered what has been referred to

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did.

For a 10 year old to wet the bed,

For a suspect in the Middlesex Ridge School vandalism.

For insulting his gym teacher.

For jumping between two distant regions of space time.

For my entire life l was a victim of my own fear.

For the Young Inventors' Fair.

For two years and I respect you as a woman,

For two years, l thought it was normal

Frank?

Frank...

Frank...

Frankie Feedler.

Fuck 'em!

Fuck you! You know what I think?

Fuck!

Get out.

Get some sleep and we'll take care of things here.

Go back to China, bitch!

Go home and tell your parents everything's gonne be ok.

Go!

Good morning!

Good. Good. Very good.

Goodbye, Dr Thurman.

Grandma Death.

Grandma Death.

Greatest invention ever to benefit mankind.

Gretchen!

Gretchen! Gretchen. I'm sorry about those guys.

Gretchen.

Guess he was sleep golfing?

Has been invited to perform on "Star Search '88" in Los Angeles, California.

Has he ever told you about his friend Frank?

Have you ever seen a portal?

He died. Remember?

He has emotional problems.

He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.

He's just a neighbourhood kid.

Hello, Donnie.

Hello, My name is Jim Cunningham And welcome to "Controlling Fear".

Here we are again, Fourth down now...

Here, Donnie.

Here... I'm sorry! Here you are!

Here's the keys. There's tons of food in the fridge and I left money on the kitchen table And please do not...

Hey, Porky Pig... I hope you get molested.

Hey, we should totally throw a party. I mean Mom and Dad are gone.

Hey, you fuck!

Hey! Hey! I can't believe this!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. What's going on?

Hi. My stepsister, like,

His name was Frank.

Holy shit! That's the best news I've ever heard!

Horrible accident. My neighbour... got killed.

How can you do that?

How did that make you feel?

How is time travel possible, Donnie?

How long was I asleep for?

How you doing, Donnie?

How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?

Hungry Hungry Hippos.

I am going to Harvard.

I am pretty troubled and I'm pretty confused.

I am sorry that you have failed.

I asked you about your family, Donnie.

I believe you are searching the answers in all the wrong places.

I can do anything I want.

I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep.

I can't believe he's single.

I didn't know she was alive till we damn near knocked her down the other day.

I don't know, Kitty. It's a bad weekend. Eddie's in New York.

I don't know.

I don't know...

I don't recall him ever having mentioned a rabbit.

I don't think about fucking my family. That's gross.

I don't want to be alone.

I don't want to talk about it So, what are we gonna invent

I feel bad for his family.

I flooded my school and I burned down that pervert's house.

I followed it into my parents' bedroom.

I got in.

I guess some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.

I had to sign a form saying I wouldn't talk to anyone about it.

I hate that Miss Farmer. She's such a fucking bitch!

I have a bigger knife now.

I have had a Cunning Vision, This vision has released me.

I have in my hand Graham Greene's "The Destructors".

I have significant doubts about your...

I have the power to build a time machine.

I have to obey him or I'll be left all alone.

I have to obey him. He saved my life.

I heard a cat burglar broke in and trashed everything

I hope that when the world comes to an end

I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit...

I know I saw it on TV. Something about a kiddie porn dungeon...

I know this is gonna sound kind of weird,

I know.

I like your boobs.

I love you. Bye.

I made her lead dancer!

I mean I'd like to believe I'm not, but I just...

I mean, you just want to have sex as many times as possible before you die.

I met a girl.

I only have a few days left before they catch me.

I promise that one day everything's gonna be better for you.

I stopped rolling houses in the sixth grade mom.

I think about fucking a lot during school.

I think that's highly unlikely.

I think you did it.

I think you're a fucking Antichrist.

I thought Gretchen Ross was pretty cool.

I urge you to go home and look in the mirror

I used to be crazy.

I want to be a president of the United States who makes sure that we

I want to know why this filth is being taught to our children.

I want to talk about you and your parents.

I want you to watch the movie screen.

I was in jail once. I mean... I burned down this house.

I was just taking my pills, Sam.

I went down there and talked to the president of Panama about cleaning up their mu.. money laundering,

I would never dream of asking you.

I'd like to hear about your friend Frank.

I'd like to try something new this time.

I'll deliver the children back to their doorsteps,

I'll send them back to a place where no one else can see them.

I'll tell you what he said. He asked me

I'll write a book and draw the pictures.

I'm crazy.

I'm going home.

I'm going home.

I'm just so scared. I keep thinking something awful is happening and...

I'm not going to be able to continue this conversation.

I'm not really sure that's a good example. I think he had just cause.

I'm reading. Get out.

I'm sorry, Dr Fisher. It... It won't happen again.

I'm sorry, Karen. This is a progressive school,

I'm sorry, Miss Farmer. I don't get this.

I'm sorry. Don't get me wrong, You know l like rabbits.

I'm voting for Dukakis.

I'm... I'm seeing stuff...

I'm... painting and stuff.

I've been watching you,

If it fell from the plane... then what happened to the plane?

If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule.

If this world were to end, there would only be you and him...

If we were able to see our destinies

If you don't complete the assignment, you'll get a zero for the day.

If you had actually read the short story,

If you're there, please pick up. Oh, well, Good news,

In a vicious statement, Connie attacked fire department officials,

In cooperation with the county police,

In Mr Greene's absence,

In order for the vessel to travel through time,

In these modern times,

In this story, several children destroy

Into the cause of the flooding.

Into these two categories and deny everything else!

Is something that should go without consequence.

Is that all the guster you can muster? i said, Good morning!

Is that almost all of those people are full of shit.

Is that what you'd show your kids?

Is there any way we make money from this? Can't we get on television if we sue the airline?

It gives me no pleasure to deny you

It has been a disappointing night for these Super Bowl champions.

It has nothing to do with either fear or love.

It is extremely important that you call me as soon as you get this message.

It is if everyone dies alone.

It is my very distinct pleasure to introduce to you Emily Bates, Suzy Bailey,

It is the name of my father.

It reminded me of my dog Callie.

It takes a little while to find that out. Right, Jim?

It was abandoned, but still I got held back in school

It's a heartbreakingly sad story about a young man

It's absurd.

It's almost 7.45. The bus should've been here like 20 minutes ago.

It's amazing. The man thinks he's telling the truth.

It's called "The Philosophy of Time Travel".

It's complicated.

It's Friday.

It's Halloween Carnival. We could totally get away with it.

It's important that our lifeline be rejuvenated,

It's like some sort of superhero or something.

It's like they're workers.

It's Monnitoff. But that's easy. Antiseptics.

It's my fucking stepdad, I know it.

It's obviously some kind of conspiracy to destroy an innocent man.

It's time to breathe.

It's very helpful. There's a good turnout tonight.

Its like I could spend my whole life debating it over and over

Joanie, get up.

Juanita decides that she will cheat on the math test."

Just leave her alone.

Just like she described in the book, the way they moved and they smelled.

Just place an "X' on the lifeline in the appropriate place.

Just walks back and forth and back and forth to the mailbox.

Kids used to go up there all the time

Kids, come on we're going to a hotel.

Kitty, do you even know who Graham Greene is?

Kitty, I would appreciate if you would wait...

Kitty... Excuse us, please.

L was feeding fear with food.

Later on, he beats off to the tape.

Let her choose.

Let's go over this again.

Let's go over this again.

Like a lot of really messed up stuff.

Like a spear.

Like, the whole spectrum of human emotion.

Like, this cute little blonde

Listen, um... don't tell anybody that I gave you this.

Ln that image, l saw my ego reflection,

Manifest themselves visually,

Many times we eat because we are afraid to face our ego reflection. Alright?

Maybe Martha finally went nuts and hijacked the bus.

Maybe she's asleep.

Maybe you and Frank can read this one together.

Maybe you should be the one in therapy,

Mm hm. Not some like tight ass Middlesex chick, you know.

Mom, go. You're gonna miss your plane.

Mom, I need...

Mr Darko.

Mr Noriega was there, but there was no evidence,

Mrs Farmer will bring you home after practice. Donnie.... Bye, honey.

Ms Darko? I'm Bob Garland. I'm with the FAA.

My God, is this ever going to stop?

My mom said the school's closed today because it's flooded.

Never again do business with a drug running Panamanian dictator

Next.

No knowledge of sorrow or regret.

No, but each time I keep waking up farther from my house.

No, he fled. They still can't find him.

No, hold it. I know I'm not the best communicator, but...

No, I mean I know what to do, I just dont get this You can't just lump things into two categories. Things aren't that simple

No, it was ridiculous. I'll call you back.

No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.

No, that was a compliment.

No.

No.

No.

Nobody cares about responsibility, morality, family values...

Not just in the mirror, l looked THROUGH the mirror,

Nothing ever in there.

Nothing.

Now a group of Cunning Vision employees...

Now the moment we've all been waiting for is here

Now, as their coach, I was the obvious choice to chaperone them on their trip.

Now, believe me, of all the other mothers,

Now, I'm going to tell you a little story today.

Now, if you'll excuse me, l have another appointment.

Now, on each card is a character dilemma

Now, that was really something.

Of all the endless combinations of words in all of history,

Of course. A rabbit's not like us.

Of drugs, alcohol and premarital sex.

Of strange and beautiful magic."

Oh, no dice, Grandma. Sorry.

Oh, please, please! Don't use those words!

Oh, sweetheart, sweetheart, please!

Oh, wait, wait, wait...

Oh! I have those, too. What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?

Oh! That's a hard one.

Oh. Did he go to jail?

Ok, go. Go!

Ok, lets not forget tomorrow, we are meeting with our partners

Ok, well you know what then she fucks them while vanity watches. Ok?

Ok. But it has to be small, right?

Ok. But you're not listening to me.

Ok. It's cool.

Ok. Now, girls, l want you to concentrate.

Ok. Where are you going?

On his way to the prom.

Or take a karate lesson, and the next time he tries to do it you kick him in the balls.

Or the Grand Canyon.

Otherwise we've just missed the point.

Our attitude and beliefs are so delicate, so fragile.

Our Donnie.

Our paths through life must be righteous.

Our son just called me a bitch.

Part of the reason I took a year off was to be with you.

Pass these back.

Pay close attention, You could miss something.

People who believe that human life is absolutely too important,

Please press stop now.

Please read each character dilemma aloud

Please stay off the road, Miss Sparrow, or I will call Social Services.

Please... Take this. Thank you.

Pondered through the seasons, "now, in his 15th year,

Principal Cole, I'll show you what else.

Reproductive organs under those little white pants.

Roberta Sparrow?

Roberta Sparrow?

Roberta Sparrow.

Roberta Sparrow. Huh! She wrote a book.

Rose I'll tell you this because our daughters have been on the dance team together

Rose, I don't know if you realise

Rose, I have to appear at his arraignment tomorrow morning.

Rose, I'm sure you're aware of the horrible allegations against Jim Cunningham.

Rose, let me just lay out what I believe is happening here.

Rose, let me just lay out what I believe is happening here.

Rose, this is Lilian Thurman.

Rose, you have got to meet this Jim Cunningham.

Sam Bylan.

Samantha Darko, Beth Farmer and Joanie James.

Samantha, don't go over there.

Say it will take about a week to fix the roof.

Scary.

School's cancelled.

Seem to stem from his inability to cope with the forces in the world

Send her a letter.

Seth, there's a car coming. Let's go!

She became a total recluse.

She didn't leave a note and the house was all messed up.

She died when I was eight and she crawled underneath the... the porch.

She gotta be in here somewhere. She never leaves this house.

She lives up there in that piece of crap house, and you know she's loaded.

She said that every living creature on earth dies alone.

She started teaching science, right here at Middlesex.

She up and left the church, she wrote this book...

She was a nun many years before that.

She was just standing there in the middle of the road, frozen.

She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village,

She wrote it.

She'll drive you to therapy.

Shh!

Shouldn't you be off with your friends, scaring old people?

Shut up, Sam.

Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet?

Sit down. Calm down.

Sit next to the boy you think is the cutest.

Six hours,

Smurfette doesn't fuck.

Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have

So I got out of the car and I walked over to see if she was OK.

So I just don't debate it any more.

So I must obey the rules. And so will you.

So in order to travel back in time, you have to have a big spaceship or something

So let's stay off the links at night, Ok?

So now let us begin Lifeline Exercise Number One,

So that we can breathe again.

So the fact that they burn the money is ironic.

So the idea is that you buy these glasses for your infant,

So we are not supposed to tell anyone what nobody knows?

So we don't have to.

So, according to Hawking,

So, anyone seen in this school reading this book

So...

Somebody was watching over him.

Someone has already pre ordered a dozen copies at the Sarasota Mall bookstore.

Someone ought to write that bitch.

Something about a matching serial number that got burned.

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me.

Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me

Son, violence is a product of fear. Learn to truly love yourself

Son? Donnie Darko?

Son... Do you see this? This is an anger prisoner, a textbook example.

Sorry.

Stupid... "Where are you going?"

Suffice, to say I'm no longer your English teacher. They fired me.

Take it off.

Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating Twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey.

Thank you for seeing us at such a late notice.

Thank you, Jim Cunningham.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That can travel faster than the speed of light.

That for the last 39 years, I have been a prisoner of my own fear.

That he perceives to be threatening.

That is when the world will end.

That like, destruction is a form of creation,

That maybe darkness is part of their natural development?

That of all the phrases in the English language,

That the Middlesex Ridge School dance team

That we never again funnel aid to the Contras through drug dealers,

That you missed her big show last night.

That you're smarter than all of them.

That your Iowa Test scores are... intimidating.

That'll get down with the guys like Smurfette does.

That's also a form of time travel.

That's right.

That's scary.

That's stupid.

That's unbelievable. That's solid bronze, isn't it?

That's what's so illogical you know, about being a Smurf.

The basic principles of time travel are there.

The blaze was extinguished sometime after 8,00 last night.

The choices you've made and the people you've touched.

The deus ex machina? The god machine?

The deus ex machina? The god machine?

The field, the field, it's covered with blood,

The girls got three and a half stars

The private school has asked for donations

The PTA is here to acknowledge that pornography

The search for God is absurd?

The sky's gonna open up.

The storm is coming. You must hurry.

The what?

Then he said that the world was coming to an end.

Then I think we should give it a try.

Then maybe people will understand me. I don't know, change things.

Then Mom and Dad can pay someone 200 hundred dollars to listen to all of your thoughts

Then we would be given a choice to betray our destinies.

Then why don't you start taking the goddamn pills.

There are other things that need to be take into account here,

There was urine and faeces flooded in my office.

There's a car!

There's absolutely no reason to be embarrassed here.

There's like a force you know in your brain that just sends you someplace.

There's no rule.

There's nothing broken in my brain.

There's nothing broken in my brain.

There's something l want to show you.

Therefore I am the only person here

They are in great danger.

They are Sparkle Motion.

They could be saying the same thing about Donnie.

They don't know where it came from.

They don't know, Samantha.

They flood the house by breaking through a water main.

They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart.

They said he was doomed.

They want to change things.

They're all part of this great big conspiracy of bullshit.

They're cute and horny.

They're placebos. Just pills made out of water.

They've suspended him from after school activities for the next six months.

Things that remind you how beautiful the world is...

This could be it. Oh...?

This famous linguist once said

This has been a dream of Samantha's and all of ours for a long time.

This is a common occurrence among paranoid schizophrenics.

This short story is part of my daughter's English assignment.

This week on "Who's The Boss?" Samantha borrows Tony's van

Those are the values I want to bring to the presidency

Time is running out! We gotta go.

Time's up, Frank said.

To a child pornography publishing circuit.

To be alone.

To die.

To forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!

To restore its beloved mascot, known only as the Mongrel...

Too valuable and too precious to be controlled by fear,

TRULY love yourself and the world will be yours.

Um... How much are they paying you to be here?

Um... I hope everything's... I hope everything's all right.

Um... Sure. Yeah.

Um... Well, he's er...

Um... Where do I sit?

Values begin at the top,

Wait a minute.

Wake up

Watch out for that drool spot!

Waying the pros and cons and in the end I still wouldn't have proof,

We almost hit her with the car the other day.

We both felt that it was time for us to come and discuss...

We find ourselves looking at the mirror,

We got eggs, water balloons and a dozen rolls of toilet paper.

We have begun an active investigation

We just would like him to experience some relief.

We need to go for a safety.

We will now be reading another classic "Watership Down" by Richard Adams.

We'll take the red eye back tonight, we should arrive around 8:30 in the morning.

We're gonna take the red eye back tonight and...

Well what did she say to you?

Well, Gerald, l think you're afraid.

Well, I er... I...

Well, I'm really glad school was flooded today.

Well, if God controls time, and all time's pre decided.

Well, look, uh...

Well, the construction guys

Well, the thing is nobody remembers their infancy.

Well, they say it right when they flood the house and they tear it to shreds,

Well, um... while we are on other topics...

Well, you know what maybe you should lift some weights

Well, you're contradicting yourself.

Well...

What about Papa Smurf? I mean he must get some in some of the action?

What an opportunity this is for our daughters!

What are you trying to accomplish here?

What did you find?

What did you want for Christmas that year?

What else do you think about during school?

What exactly about my methods are inappropriate?

What exactly did you say to Miss Farmer?

What happened to my son? I don't recognise this person today.

What happened to your eye?

What happened to your neck? You have blood on your neck.

What I think is going on with your son.

What if the parents, like, put in pictures of Satan or dead people, crap like that?

What if you could go back in time and take all those hours of pain and darkness

What is going to happen?

What is Graham Greene trying to communicate with this passage?

What people don't understand is that Dukakis

What the future holds for this MVP, we'll have to wait and see.

What was his name?

What were you guys doing in the middle of the road?! What were you thinking?

What?

What's "cellar door"?

What's a fuck ass?

What's that woman doing standing out in the middle of the damn road?!

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Whatever fits.

Whatever the parents want to put inside.

Whatever will help him, really, is... That's why we're here.

When it reminds you how beautiful the world can be?

When the evidence was there, we indicted him,

When we do that, we can finally see the reality of how beautiful we are.

When you fall asleep tonight,

Where do you go at night?

Where'd you come from?

Which had a whopping 13 pages, would have kept you up all night, you'd know that the children

Which is theoretically a wormhole in space controlled by man.

Who are actually afraid to say "good morning".

Who are you talking to?

Who believes that there can be no proof of the existence of God,

Who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money?

Who is Frank?

Who never even feared death to begin with.

Who transcends the parent teacher bridge.

Who?

Who?

Whoa, Elizabeth! A little hostile there.

Whole movie.

Whose life was completely destroyed by these instruments of fear,

Why did the children break into Old Misery's house?

Why did you make me flood the school?

Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks.

Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

Why is that?

Why should we care?

Why should we care?

Why?

Will be suspended.

Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn?

Woman who wrote this used to teach here.

Would make all preformed destiny come to an end.

Wow.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, if you're still here and the bus comes, we'll all get into trouble.

Yeah, that's what I like to hear! Coz entirely, too many young men and women today

Yeah, they said l should leave the house

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. But you tell... What's your doctor's name?

Yeah. My mom's gone.

Yeah. Ok, well, my brother told her to shove a book up her ass today.

Yes, the giant bunny rabbit.

Yes.

You can finish out the week.

You can stop taking your medication.

You can't afford them because half of your husband's pay cheque goes to the government,

You can't just lump everything

You don't know who you are or why you're even alive.

You got your vessel and you portal. Your vessel could be just about anything, most likely a spacecraft

You guys want anything?

You honestly think Michael Dukakis will provide for this country till you are ready to squeeze one out?

You know about his past, and he was suspended from school

You know what no one ever knows what they want to be.

You know what you say to people like that? Hm?

You know, I love that movie.the way they shot it It's so... like, futuristic, you know?

You know, it has no history books, no photographs,

You mean soap?

You ok?

You promise me that you will call Dr Thurman?

You remember. From high school.

You should already know that.

You think?

You want to kiss me?

You're bitching, but you're not a bitch.

You're like a celebrity, man! I've been like calling you a jillion times. Where you been?

You're not a bitch.

You're not crazy.

You're right, actually.

You're such a fuck ass!

You're weird.

You're wrong.

You're wrong.

Your little sister was broken hearted

12 seconds,

28 days,

42 minutes,

And here's the kick!

And they put me in the wrong English class. You look like you belong here.

Chut up! "Shut up!"

Chut up! Darko cheats death! Huh?

Come with me. Where are we going?

Dad! Oh...!

Dad? Hm?

Dad. What?

Deus ex machina. What did you just say?

Don't look so freaked. I'm not.

Donnie? Look, we gotta go.

Dr Monnitoff. Donnie.

Dr Thurman, Dad. Yes. You tell Dr Thurman whatever you want.

Elizabeth, that's enough. You can go suck a fuck!

Frank is gonna kill. Who is he going to kill?

Frank. Frank.

Give it back! "There was once a unicorn named Ariel..."

Good morning! Now, that's a tiny, tiny bit better.

Good morning. Good morning!

Grandma Death wrote a book. That's a terrible nickname.

Great. Thank you.

Hah! True!

Hey, you guys are gonna win. I know it. So do I.

How are things going at school? I think about girls a lot.

How old is Grandma Death? 101.

I beg your pardon? Like a spear coming out of your chest.

I didn't know it was such a big deal. It is a big deal.

I didn't say shit. Yeah, well, thats not what I heard. They think I did it.

I know now a terrible thing is coming. What do you mean?

I made a new friend. Real or imaginary?

I said... This is my house!

I want to talk about your past today. No

I'm gonna fart in your face. I'm telling Mom!

I'm sorry, I... Look, Donnie, wait. I just...

Imaginary. Would you like to talk about this friend?

In private? Please.

Is that what you came here to ask me? No.

It's meant to be ironic. Excuse me. You need to go back to grad school.

Kids... Let's golf.

Let me see it. No, it's not finished. It's...

Like a DeLorean? Metal craft of any kind.

Like images or what? Yeah, like a Hawaiian sunset

Love is in the positive energy spectrum. No, duh!

Mail, mail, mail. Here it is.

Mom, the plane's about to leave. Yeah. Ok.

No one's allowed. This is my house.

No way! Yeah.

No, it's Frank. Donnie...

Oh please tell me Elizabeth how exactly does one suck a fuck? You want me to tell you?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Hi, Cherita.

Oh, my God! Ok, tell me everything. I'm not allowed to talk about it.

Oh! Shit! Leave them alone!

Ok, Mom. Hey, you guys, good luck out there.

Ok. Get yourself up here!

Panama is a friendly country Tell him, George.

Please tell me. We will not have this at the dinner table.

Please. Did you just call me a fuck ass?

Regret. What else makes you feel regret?

Rose. Kitty.

She'll be going to Harvard next fall. Mom, I haven't even gotten in yet.

Shit, we need a quarterback. We need a miracle.

Shut up, Kim! I'm just trying to help you.

Shut up! "Shut up!"

So grody. Hey, Cherita, you want a cigarette?

So we call them IMGs. Infant Memory Generators.

So, we gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. Smurfette?

So, why'd you move here? My parents got a divorce.

Stop it, Fiver, We've got to leave here.

Stop. Fuck...

Thank you. Come on up.

Thanks! Sure. Come on up here. Don't be afraid.

That I did it again. You did it again?

That's really funny. No, I think a year of partying's enough.

That's some good shit, huh? It's a fucking cigarette.

That's what we call it here "going together". Sure.

Theoretically. And be able to find one of these wormholes.

There's your brother. It fell in your room.

Two for "Evil Dead", please. That'll be $2.

We got a keg. Keg beer is for pussies.

We have to see Grandma Death. Why? Is it about the book?

We stayed at a hotel. hey, my dad said he saw you at the golf course.

We're moving through time. What?

Well, I like you a lot. I just want it to be

What are faeces? Baby mice.

What can we do? I would like to do more hypnotherapy...

What did she say? I mean, I think Frank wants me to go talk to her.

What do I do to learn how to fight? "What do I do to learn how to fight?"

What does philosophy have to do with time travel? Guess who wrote it.

What else? What else?

What the fuck did you just say? Our saviour.

What? How did you know?

What's going on? I don't know. That's a good question.

What's your name, son? Gerald.

When can I squeeze one out? Not until eighth grade.

When is this going to happen? Soon.

When what? When it reminds me just...

Where do you want to go? No, I mean, like, "go" with me.

Where's Pop? He's still at work,

Who is he going to kill, Donnie? I can see him right now!

Who is it? It's Eddie Darko's kid.

Why? I could lose my job.

Will you just get out of my room. Did you toilet paper the Johnsons' house?

Yep. How did this happen?

Yes. So, tell me about your week.

You are not going to tell Mom, are you? Why would I tell mom?

You think about your family? I just turn down the volume

You wrinkled it. It's not wrinkled, Sam. Just flatten it in a book or something

You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal. Goddamn right, I will.

you'll regret that. My husband's pay cheque?

You're dead! What do we do?

You're right. She used to be known for her gem collection.

...and increase his medication.

...and no one else.

...vehemently denied the alleged link

...whatever happens to you. Be honest, tell the truth,

"... and the prince was led into a world

"Cellar door."

"cellar door" is the most beautiful.

"Even the grown up gangs who ran the betting at the All ln wrestling

"Fuck you."

"Juanita has an important math test today.

"ln order to keep from failing her class,

"She takes it to the address on the driver's licence

"The Last Unicorn" by Samantha Darko.

"The Philosophy of Time Travel". What is this?

"There would be headlines in the papers.

"Whatever fits"?