💬 Scott Pilgrim vs the World (2010)

A 17 year old Chinese schoolgirl? You're ridiculous.

A big one? Mmm hmm.

A door.

A gig is a gig, is a gig, is a gig.

A pain in my ass!

A thingy?

A week and a half later he told me

A year, I think.

Action.

Actually, it might have been math.

Actually, muchacho, I poured the soy in this cup.

After a week and a half, I told him to hit the showers.

After all that?

After I specifically told you not to... do that.

Ah! I didn't get his autograph.

Ah.

All I know is that she is American.

All of us?

All our shows are secret shows.

All right, let's do this.

All right, let's go.

All right, on your marks, everyone.

All right, this next song goes out to the guy

All right.

All the little jocks wanted me.

Am I dreaming?

Am I normally not?

Amazing.

Amazon.ca, what's the website for that?

American.

And a dorky hat?

And a fast entrance into hell!

And about her friends and, you know, drama.

And by the way, I can't... believe you asked Ramona out

And Earl Grey.

And Envy asked us to open for them.

And he apologizes, too.

And he was like, "You're in a band?"

And I apologize for that.

And I had to fight 96 guys to get to him.

And I have to fight... Defeat.

And I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the earth.

And I really don't care.

And I reserve the right to change my mind about the sex later.

And I think that you should market your sound

And I was like, "I'm in a band."

And I was like, "Yeah, I am totally in a band."

And I'm Ramona's first evil ex boyfriend.

And someone has a second date tonight.

And speaking of which,

And that they were afraid people would change...

And that's a cut!

And that's when he started paying attention.

And the cleaning lady, she cleans up dust.

And the lead singer turned into a total bitch and ruined my life forever.

And the Sex Bobs are playing our grand opening tonight.

And the year.

And then I'm at this party and, hey, there she is.

And then it was time

And they are Crash and the Boys.

And they wanted you to open for them?

And two weeks later, they were sleeping together, I guess?

And was she cool with that?

And we have meaningful conversations about how yearbook club went

And we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!

And you definitely don't want to listen to them.

And you didn't bang her? Are you gay?

And you get bacon on the side.

And you play the drums?

And you're dating a high school girl. Not bad, not bad.

And you're not a fat ass.

And, Kim,

And, yeah. Give it up for Sex Bob Omb.

And?

And...

Anyone can be vegan.

Anyone need another drink?

Anyway, night's not over yet.

Approximately.

Are we done with the hugging and learning?

Are you a pirate?

Are you coming to my party Friday,

Are you even allowed to date outside your race or whatever?

Are you legitimately moving on

Are you serious?

Are you still mad about the whole thing with The Guild?

Are you waiting for the package you just ordered?

Are you wearing a tan jacket, like, a spring jacket, and a hoodie?

As in get out of here, or as in split, split?

At 12:27 a.m. on February 1st,

At a salon.

At least it'll give us something to complain about.

At the same time?

Attack hug! Hey!

Attack hug. That's so cute. So cute.

Aw!

Aw! I think this deserves a song.

Back off, hasbian.

Bad time? Not really.

Bad!

Bad! Bad!

Basically, you can't win this fight.

Beat my ass into the ground next.

Because he has so many friends.

Because I'm about to kick yours out of the Great White North.

Because I'm in lesbians with you.

Because I'm in love with her.

Because it's Friday now. She has the weekends off, so...

Because next time, I'll be deadly serious next time.

Because she missed her best friend.

Because Todd's gonna kill you.

Because you'll be dust by Monday.

Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds.

Been a while.

Before you hear some dirty lies from someone else,

Before you wreak havoc on another girl.

Being vegan just makes you better than most people.

Believe it or not, I actually dated Scott in high school.

Besides, I'm not even sure she did have a big breakup.

Between what and what?

Between you and I, the whole League of Evil Exes thing?

Bingo.

Bob Omb. Three piece rock outfit

Boom!

Boy, does she know me.

Bread makes you fat?

Bread makes you fat.

Break out the L word.

Briefly, briefly.

Buddy, welcome to the Chaos Theatre.

But are you a pretty good skater?

But are you saying Envy wasn't?

But can you defeat yourself?

But can you do a thingy on that rail?

But do you wanna see the house where I grew up?

But Envy Adams would like you all to come backstage.

But I don't think anything can get in the way of how I...

But I feel like I learned something.

But I just cashed my last rain check.

But I know how to get him back.

But I never suspected that we rocked as a unit.

But I thought real hard about pouring it in that cup.

But I'm gonna need my own bed tonight.

But I'm part ass?

But if I sign for it, you'll leave.

But if it wasn't for you she wouldn't have gotten back with me,

But in return, I have to issue an ultimatum.

But it actually comes from the Japanese phrase "paku paku, "

But it would be cuter short, wouldn't it?

But it's hard.

But it's only my first offense.

But not later?

But now you will be gone.

But she stopped liking that name.

But that was so long ago now I can barely remember.

But that's just me.

But then I realized how stupid that would be.

But then Tamara claims she has dibs on Derek.

But there was this girl.

But we'd understand if you didn't want to take part.

But what about you?

But you can't cheat

But you should go talk to her before she's gone.

But you won't see me,

But, yeah, I guess it'd be cool

By She Who Will Not Be Named. So...

Bye, and stuff.

Call us when you're done.

Can I get a caramel macchiato?

Can I get back to you on that?

Can we please stop all this fighting? Nobody stole anybody.

Can we skip the dreamtime? Color me not interested.

Can't believe you're worried about me gaying up the place.

Can't wait to hear it when it's finished.

Can't we do our own secret shows?

Can't we do our... For the band?

Caramel macchiato for... Pilgrim.

Changed it to what? From what?

Chicken isn't vegan?

Ciao, Knives.

Code number 827, imbibement of half and half.

Combo!

Come on, guy.

Come on, man! I put my problems aside for the music.

Come on, we're going on in five minutes.

Come on.

Come to the first round of this Battle of the Bands thing.

Consider our fight begun.

Continue?

Continue? Nine, eight,

Continue? Nine, eight, seven, six,

Controlling the future of Ramona's love life?

Cool, I'm coming in.

Cool.

Cool. Yeah, yeah.

Crash and the Boys.

Dated a Todd once. Didn't end well, either.

Dating a high schooler is the mourning period.

Death.

Defeat your seven evil exes if we're going to continue to date?

Delete.

Did I say date?

Did I... stutter?

Did she really?

Did they really?

Did you find the guy you were stalking?

Did you know that the original name for Pac Man was Puck Man?

Did you learn that at Vegan Academy?

Did you make some of those up?

Did you speak to Ramona, then?

Didn't you get my e mail explaining the situation?

Didn't you know?

Didn't you say she just broke up with someone?

Dirty laundry. You're drunk.

Do that again and I will end you.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Do you know that girl?

Do you mind if I don't get into that right now?

Do you mind if we don't get into it right now?

Do you want to keep going?

Does she really?

Does that make you feel any better?

Does that mean we can make out?

Does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?

Don't beat yourself up about it.

Don't give him the satisfaction.

Don't go!

Don't I get three strikes? I mean...

Don't let what's past ruin your future.

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

Don't you have a job to do?

Don't you talk to me about grammar.

Double negative. It's tricky.

Dude, I can see in your mind's eye.

Dude, I'm changing.

Dude, I'm totally waiting on you.

Dude, now I'm reading it.

Dude, this thing claims I have mail.

Dude, wait. Mystical powers?

Dude! What do you know about Ramona Flowers?

Dude! What?

Dude.

Either way, this fight is over.

Enough!

Envy Adams is so cool. Do you read her blog?

Envy, I was just gonna say did you get those jeans in New York?

Envy! Envy!

Envy? Oh, shit.

Envy.

Even if you haven't had a real girlfriend in over a year.

Every drug.

Every Pilgrim reaches the end of his journey.

Everything does suck.

Everything.

Exactly 431 days ago, three hours before his big breakup.

Excuse me, do you have anything by The Clash at Demonhead?

Excuse me.

Exes. Whatever.

Exes. Why do you keep saying that?

Fair trade blend with soy milk?

Fight your own battles, lazy ass!

Fight!

Finished?

For being the nicest guy I ever dated.

For my mortal well being,

For the band? For the band?

For the record, I am so pissed off for you, right now.

For Toronto to drown in the sweet sorrow

For what?

For your tragically Canadian sensibilities,

Forget it, Scott!

Forget what I said earlier. Finish him.

Forgiven?

Freeze! Vegan police!

From this point forward you will be known as "Neil."

Fun? In Toronto?

Game on, everybody. Game on.

Game over!

Game over.

Garlic bread is my favorite food.

Gay friends?

Geez, buddy, it's gonna be all right.

Gelato isn't vegan?

Get ready to Chau down!

Get ready!

Getting a life.

Gideon is G Man?

Gideon's here? Where?

Ginger with honey, ginger without honey,

Girl?

Girl. Okay.

Give it a rest, Ramona. This is a League game.

Give me the bacon, and go do your dirt

Give you psychic powers?

Go ahead and get snippy, baby.

Go out with a lot of guys?

Go, get her.

Go.

God, is that allowed?

God, what am I gonna do?

God! This is a nightmare.

Goes a little something like this.

Good evening.

Good, I play better when I'm in a bad mood.

Good! Good! Good!

Good.

Good. Because you know how I feel about girls blocking the rock.

Got a job at Amazon. Comes into my work.

Got any embarrassing stories?

Great story, man.

Great. Listen, I know you play mysterious and aloof

Green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster,

Green tea, green tea with lemon,

Guess that's not very nice, but I used to be, kind of like that.

Guess we really don't know that much about each other, do we?

Guess who's drunk?

Ha!

Hannah broke up with Alan and now she's all into Derek.

Have to go.

Have you dumped everyone you've ever been with?

Have you even kissed her?

Have you ever dated someone that wasn't a total ass?

Have you tried the section marked "The Clash at Demonhead"?

He and me.

He had snot in his nose? But he's famous.

He just has this way of getting into my head.

He only likes her because she's old. She's probably, like, 25!

He punched a hole in the moon for me.

He punched the highlights out of her hair!

He really doesn't know?

He was a snot nosed little brat. He just followed me around.

He was flying and shooting lightning bolts from his eyes, okay?

He was this pretty good skater.

He was warned plenty of times, but did he listen? No.

He'll be done. Real soon.

He's a creep, you're a bitch,

He's a friend.

He's been cutting his own hair ever since.

He's dating a fat ass hipster chick!

He's famous and he talked to me.

He's filming a Winifred Hailey movie in Toronto right now.

He's good, right?

He's not even conscious. Whatever.

He's totally dating a high schooler.

Hello.

Hello. It's Scott.

Her name's Knives Chau. She's Chinese.

Her weak point is the back of her knees.

Her what?

Here we go!

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here, does that help?

Here, let me get your coat.

Hey,

Hey, buddy, look,

Hey, check it out, I learned the bass line from Final Fantasy II.

Hey, Comeau, you know everyone, right?

Hey, Comeau.

Hey, do you wanna, like, talk or whatever?

Hey, don't worry. I don't even know what I'm like anymore.

Hey, hombre.

Hey, I wanted to invite you over for dinner.

Hey, I'm gonna get a coffee. You homies want anything?

Hey, I'm not done with you.

Hey, it's me again. Scott. Give me a call when you get this.

Hey, it's tonight. At the...

Hey, Jimmy, do they rock or suck?

Hey, Jimmy. Double standard!

Hey, just out of sheer curiosity and concern

Hey, Knives, this is Stephen Stills. He's the talent.

Hey, Knives.

Hey, lovebirds...

Hey, man, question.

Hey, mind if I tag along?

Hey, Ramona.

Hey, Scott.

Hey, so, can this not be a one night stand?

Hey, there he is.

Hey, this really burns.

Hey, Todd.

Hey, what's up with his outfit?

Hey, what's up?

Hey, where's Ramona. Is she still here?

Hey, you know me.

Hey, you know Pac Man?

Hey, you're here.

Hey!

Hey! Ask them how it feels to always get his sloppy seconds.

Hey! Hey!

Hey! I'm talking to you, Scott Pilgrim.

Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Scott's mourning period is officially over.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Yeah, I know.

Hey. You totally came.

Hi, I was thinking about asking you out,

Hi.

Hi. Big fan.

Hi. He's gay.

Hi. Morning.

Hi. You promise to be good?

High school, I guess.

Hilarious.

His dad was sending him to Vegan Academy,

Hmm?

How about this party? You getting your drink on here?

How are you doing that with your mouth?

How are you?

How could I possibly forget?

How could I? I feel like we just washed our sexy laundry in public.

How do you guys all know each other?

How does it...

How old are you now, Scott? Like, 28?

How old is she?

How warm my place is right now.

How?

How's it going back there?

How's life? He seems nice.

Hurt, Kim.

I always wondered, how does not eating dairy products

I am heading up to Casa Loma to stalk my hetero crush.

I believe I broke up with her.

I came here to escape, but the past keeps catching up.

I can

I can barely see you.

I can never get past that guy.

I can read your thoughts. Your will is broken. You're through.

I can see how it sucks. Having the past come back to haunt you.

I can't believe TCAD's coming to town. Will you take me to the show?

I can't even believe I'm saying this,

I can't hear anything you're saying.

I can't help myself around him, Scott,

I can't help myself around him.

I cannot believe the music they put on while we work.

I change my hair every week and a half, dude. Get used to it.

I cheated on both of you.

I cheated on Knives with you.

I could honestly eat it for every meal.

I couldn't stop thinking about my stupid ex girlfriend.

I didn't do anything. It's everyone else that's crazy.

I didn't make up the gay rulebook.

I didn't mean for you to get dragged into this, Scott.

I didn't mean to put you through all that.

I didn't steal anyone!

I didn't steal your boyfriend! I didn't steal Scott!

I dislike you, capisce?

I distinctly remember you being very drunk off a couple of G and T's...

I do not wanna be here at all.

I don't care. I'm...

I don't know and I don't want to know.

I don't know the meaning of the word.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know.

I don't know. Are you with me?

I don't know. Did you?

I don't know. It's just nice, you know? It's just simple.

I don't listen to that much music.

I don't mean just you.

I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft.

I don't wanna have sex with you, Pilgrim. Not right now.

I don't want any hard feelings.

I don't want any more bad blood between exes.

I don't want you gaying up the place.

I don't want you scaring off the coolest girl at my party, Scott.

I dreamt that you were delivering me this package. Is that weird?

I forgot you guys don't have that in Canada.

I fought a crazy, 80 foot tall, purple suited dude

I get it.

I got a bad haircut right before me and my big ex broke up,

I got this job here, and Gideon had always said

I got to go. It's been nice chatting with you.

I got to second base last night.

I got us a show.

I gotta pee on her.

I guess

I guess Wallace.

I guess.

I had this totally weird dream.

I had, like, one drink.

I hate her stupid guts!

I hate them.

I hate you.

I hate you. Even I would think twice about dating a 17 year old.

I have a feeling that's for you, guy.

I have distressing news.

I have my own skate company.

I have to order something really cool.

I have to pee.

I have to...

I hear that she's a little hardcore.

I hear the girl that kicked your heart in the ass

I heard she has a boyfriend.

I heard she kicks all kinds of ass.

I heart you, Sex Bob Omb!

I hope so, amigo.

I just came to see your show.

I just remember there being a lot of drama.

I just want to say I feel terrible about earlier.

I just wanted something simple.

I just woke up, and you were in my dream.

I just...

I know battles. We got it covered.

I know it's early,

I know of him.

I know of it.

I know plenty of those.

I know you have reasons for not wanting to talk about your past.

I know you're in here. Don't attack...

I know, you left me for someone I've never even seen.

I know.

I may need it for the rest of the week, too.

I mean, are you really happy or are you really evil?

I mean, don't tell my sister.

I mean, I didn't even know there was good music until two months ago!

I mean, I gotta pee. Pee time.

I mean, I know a lot of kids who play piano or whatever, but you guys...

I mean, I want her to geek out on us.

I mean, I've never gone out with anyone so talented.

I mean, if it wasn't for me, Ramona would never have been with you

I mean, she told me it was mutual.

I mean, we can do this, right?

I mean, you can't say I don't know how to put on a show, right?

I mean, you guys are gonna be huge.

I meant scum of the earth.

I only did it because I love you. You know that.

I partake not in the meat, nor the breast milk, nor the ovum

I promise

I read your blog.

I really will leave you alone forever now.

I really, really mean it.

I said "lesbians."

I saw her at the library.

I should get it cut.

I should probably disappear.

I should thank you, though.

I skimmed it.

I still need a new life.

I swear to God, Scott.

I tell you.

I think a third of the band just went "poom."

I think act of God is a pretty decent excuse for a lousy date.

I think he's...

I think I'll have Sleepytime.

I think I'll make it a decaf today.

I think I'm about to right now.

I think I'm gonna throw up.

I think she hugged me once.

I think she's the girl of my dreams.

I think she's...

I think that we should...

I think that's a really bad idea.

I think there's a thingy over here, somewhere.

I think this ex boyfriends thing is messing with my head.

I think we should get out of here.

I think we should split.

I think you mentioned she was fat.

I think you're both on first.

I thought we could go for a walk.

I thought we had a fight going on here!

I thought you didn't drink.

I thought you guys broke up.

I thought you guys split up.

I thought you might be more understanding.

I told you, like, 50 times!

I totally understand if you don't want to hang out anymore.

I understand.

I used to date that clown.

I wanna have his adopted babies.

I want you to know I don't care about any of that stuff

I was crazy about him. But he ignored me.

I was in a really dark place when I put that together, so...

I was just a little bi curious.

I was just there. Played the Chaos Theatre, for Gideon.

I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own.

I was only dating Lucas until the minute Todd walked by.

I was really hoping to just leave it all behind me.

I was the other guy.

I was thinking

I will do everything I can to get out of the study group and come.

I will think of Envy Adams no more!

I wrote a song about you.

I'd hope you could figure that out.

I'd just like to live.

I'd just like to try and live in the moment if I can.

I'd love to postpone, darling,

I'd rather be dead than go back.

I'll be fine.

I'll be quieter.

I'll do whatever you want to do.

I'll leave you alone forever now.

I'll lend you the 35 cents.

I'll show you how ancient of history it is!

I'll take the one with soy.

I'll tell you what you are.

I'm 22. Twenty two.

I'm a little bi furious.

I'm a rock star.

I'm allowed.

I'm blowing up right now!

I'm going for the Oscar this year.

I'm gonna go pee due to boredom.

I'm gonna...

I'm in between jobs at the moment.

I'm in...

I'm kind of banking on her calling you back

I'm liking that.

I'm literally about to leave.

I'm more than pretty good, ese.

I'm Neil.

I'm not afraid to hit a girl.

I'm not doing so good right now.

I'm not getting it, friend.

I'm not playing your little games, kids.

I'm not saying I want to go.

I'm not sure there's going to be much of a party.

I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to her!

I'm not telling you that. Ramona.

I'm nothing without my stunt team.

I'm offended, Kim.

I'm opening a new Chaos Theatre in Toronto.

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get over it.

I'm really not in the mood for this.

I'm really sorry.

I'm really, really not up for this. Whatever it is.

I'm sending you back to Gideon

I'm signing you right now for a three album contract.

I'm sorry about everything.

I'm sorry about me.

I'm sorry I cared. I don't enjoy all this, Scott. In fact, I'm sick of it.

I'm sorry it had to end this way.

I'm sorry, but that's pathetic.

I'm sorry, I just assumed you were too cool to be here on time.

I'm sorry. I'm not usually like this.

I'm Stacey. Hey.

I'm stalking him later.

I'm talking to Ramona right now.

I'm tired of people getting hurt because of me.

I'm too cool for you anyway.

I'm too old for you.

I'm what's happening!

I've got beef. Let's do it.

I've kissed the lips that kissed you!

I've lived here forever, so there are reasons for you to hang out with me.

I've never been so sure about something.

I've never even kissed a guy.

If cool people started wearing our T shirt or whatever.

If Gideon can't have you, no one can.

If I can do that, we can do anything.

If I peed my pants, would you pretend I just got wet from the rain?

If I say yes, will you sign for your damn package?

If I strike out?

If it makes you feel better, you're the nicest guy I've dated.

If it's gonna be an issue though,

If my ex was in a band?

If she really is the girl of your dreams,

If we win, it won't just be Knives wearing Sex Bob Omb shirts.

If we're gonna date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes.

If you don't, I'm going to tell Ramona about Knives.

If you knew the science, maybe I'd listen to a word you're saying.

If you want something bad, you have to fight for it.

In a thousand pieces, you slag!

In an attempt to make me break vegan edge.

In ninth grade. We had drama.

In the seventh grade.

In which case I do drugs all the time.

Indie producer of the millennium.

Is Gideon your boyfriend?

Is it wrong that I try not to think about it?

Is Ramona with you?

Is Scott here?

Is she gonna geek out on us?

Is that girl a boy, too?

Is that really important right now?

Is that seriously the end of the story?

Is that the Uma Thurman movie?

Is that why you left New York?

Is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass.

Is there a difference?

Is there a prize or something?

Is there anyone at this party that you haven't slept with?

Is there anywhere you don't work?

Is this a nightmare? Wake up, wake up, wake up!

Is walking the streets of Toronto again.

Is your girlfriend distracting you?

It is I, Matthew Patel.

It is kind of sad.

It is? Yeah.

It may live in infamy.

It meant nothing?

It meant nothing. I didn't think it would count.

It sounded like you did.

It was a mutual thing.

It was football season and for some reason,

It was high school. She had freckles.

It was just time to head somewhere a little more chilled.

It was pretty crazy.

It wasn't.

It would feel really weird for all of us if you weren't there.

It'll be the cool kids, too.

It'll probably be a bad scene all around.

It's "love," Scott. I wasn't trying to trick you.

It's a Catholic school, too.

It's a totally awesome castle.

It's all blue.

It's amazing what we can do with computers these days.

It's been awhile.

It's been over a year since you got dumped

It's been, like, a really long time,

It's called a grind, bro.

It's called We Hate You, Please Die.

It's chilled, as in cold.

It's complicated.

It's for Scott.

It's for sex.

It's for you, big guy.

It's Gideon.

It's gonna be in my digestive tract for seven years.

It's hard for me to keep track sometimes,

It's just nerves. Pre show jitters.

It's just the comic book is better than the movie.

It's just... Well...

It's milk and eggs, bitch.

It's my ex.

It's no biggie.

It's not a race, guys.

It's not an issue. You know bands,

It's not dorky. Why are you psychic?

It's not gonna work out.

It's not like I'm gonna send you home in a snowstorm or anything.

It's not raining.

It's not really that big of a deal.

It's not weird at all.

It's not?

It's over. Move on.

It's part of the reason I moved here.

It's so not interesting to me.

It's so pathetic!

It's sudden death now, okay?

It's the grown up thing to do.

It's the weekend. It won't ship until Monday at the earliest.

It's weird.

It's what I need right now.

It's your turn. What did you want to tell me?

It's, like, three miles in 15 seconds.

Just happen to be the next band in the battle.

Just needed to escape, I guess.

Just putting one leg in front of the other, like this. Walking.

Just the desperate people trying to rub elbows with the label guys.

Just to avoid getting hurt.

K O!

Kick her in the balls.

Kim.

Kimberly!

Kisses? Seven little kisses?

Knives Chau.

Knives is with Young Neil now. She's totally cool with it.

Knives, how did you meet Scott?

Knives, I dated you and then I dated Ramona, okay?

Knives, that's Kim.

Knives, that's Young Neil.

Knives!

Knives?

Lady dudes. What do you know about Ramona Flowers?

Lazy ass!

Let me get you a blanket.

Let's do it next week. Yeah, Tuesday.

Let's do that one again.

Let's get out of here.

Let's get ready to go again, please. Let's get ready to go again.

Let's just break up now and get it over with.

Let's move, people, the sun is coming up.

Level with me. Did we suck?

Libraries remind me of grade school.

Library. Can I pretend we're talking about a guy?

Like a handy little laminate or something? Let me see if I have one.

Like, Chinese food?

Like, do I have ulterior motives or something?

Like, two hours! Two hours!

Like, with jetpacks.

Listen,

Listen, as you know,

Listen, I know I can be hard to be around sometimes.

Listen, Kung Pao Chicken,

Look who Knives is hanging out with.

Look, I know Todd was bad news,

Look, I've dabbled in being a bitch.

Look, I've had it today. Can we not do this right now?

Looks like you're seeing double.

Lots to do.

Lucas Lee is not important to you right now. Get out.

Lucas Lee.

Man. Someone help me.

Matthew Patel, Lucas Lee, Todd Ingram, Roxy Richter.

Matthew was the only non white, non jock boy in town.

Maybe first and a half.

Maybe I forgot to tell Knives right away.

Maybe I'm not the one you should have been fighting for.

Maybe next time we don't date the girl with 11 evil ex boyfriends.

Maybe soon you'll meet my new new girlfriend.

Maybe they should.

Maybe we could exchange our information.

Maybe we should both get under it, since we're so cold.

Maybe you can move in with Ramona.

Maybe you can put your history aside

Maybe you could just give me a list of all of your exes

Maybe you will see him. We're playing Lee's Palace.

Maybe.

Me and Kim? I can barely remember.

Me, neither.

Me? I'm what's hip.

Me? Wreak havoc?

Meaning your precious Scott must defeat me with his own fists.

Meaning?

Might be a little awkward, but maybe

Mmm hmm?

Mmm hmm.

Mmm mmm.

Mmm.

Monday. Right?

Mr. Lee is traveling.

Mr. Lee!

Mr. Lee?

Mr. Pilgrim.

Music to my ear holes.

My girlfriend?

My hand slipped.

My name is Crash. These are the Boys.

My name is Matthew Patel!

My neck.

My secret lair is one of those...

Myself.

Natalie? No one calls me that anymore.

Natalie.

Nega ninja!

Nega ninja.

Nega Scott!

Nega Scott.

Neil knows my parts.

Neil, you down?

Neil, you were saying about "she seems awesome."

Never felt better.

Never mind!

Never... mind how I'm doing it!

New new.

New new. New new.

Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four,

No breakup is painless, somebody always gets hurt.

No fun

No kidding.

No vegan diet, no vegan powers!

No,

No, he literally has a way of getting into my head.

No, I can't be a part of the band with this douche in charge.

No, I don't drink. This is just Coke Zero.

No, I just ate. Negative.

No, I just spilled hot cocoa on my crotch.

No, I'm fine. It's just...

No, it wasn't her. It was somebody new.

No, it's Scott. It's actually me.

No, Knives, I hurt you. I cheated on you.

No, no, I want to hang.

No, no, no, no. We haven't even held hands yet.

No, no. I just love me some walking, you know.

No, Scott.

No, sorry. I just...

No, that's okay. You can just sign for this, all right?

No, we broke up.

No, why would I get fat?

No, you're not. My dad is nine years older than my mom.

No!

No.

No. No.

No. She totally bailed.

No. The Clash at Demonhead are doing a secret show tomorrow night

No. The first album is much better than the first album.

Not because Pac Man looks like a hockey puck.

Not even. That was some total ass.

Not have tea.

Not only do I want to take part

Not that I care,

Not that I do drugs, unless you do drugs,

Nothing, we just shot the shit. He's just a really nice guy.

Nothing.

Now he's this pretty good actor.

Now, why on earth would you want to do that?

Now, you listen close, and you listen hard, bucko.

Of any creature with a face.

Of course I'll be good.

Of The Clash at Demonhead!

Oh, and this is Knives.

Oh, do you wanna know who in my class is gay?

Oh, God, I need a haircut, don't I?

Oh, God!

Oh, God! I look so

Oh, God.

Oh, I heart them so much.

Oh, is he cute?

Oh, man, $2.40? That's not even enough for the bus home.

Oh, man, this is bad.

Oh, man, this is gonna suck. Suck!

Oh, man, we got to go.

Oh, man, we're gonna get killed.

Oh, man!

Oh, man.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Like, wow!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Just, oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You guys haven't...

Oh, my gosh, I hate them, too.

Oh, my gosh, when?

Oh, my gosh, who are you battling?

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, no.

Oh, please, let it be soon.

Oh, that's too bad. Still breaking hearts?

Oh, well, hey, listen, man. Don't worry about it.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you assumed wrong.

Oh!

Oh! Oh, God!

Oh! Okay.

Oh! Scott.

Oh! Wait. Can I get your number?

Oh?

Oh.

Okay, bar? Now?

Okay, bye. See you guys tomorrow.

Okay, enough!

Okay, enough.

Okay, everybody, let's do this. Lots to do, everyone.

Okay, fine, I had to fight a guy to be with her. Okay?

Okay, from here on out, no girlfriends or girlfriend talk at practice.

Okay, gang, can we do this?

Okay, I'm getting tingles.

Okay, I'm jealous.

Okay, laters.

Okay, let's start with Launchpad McQuack.

Okay, little chicken. I'll see you later.

Okay, my bad.

Okay, Scott.

Okay, this next band is from Brampton,

Okay, we're doomed. Oh!

Okay, well, I'm gonna leave you lovebirds to it.

Okay, well, maybe,

Okay, when. See you in 60.

Okay.

Okay. I'm sorry, that was all me.

Okay. Kim? Are you...

Okay. Me and Kim are all good now, all right?

On April 4th, 7:30 p.m., you partook a plate of chicken parmesan.

On how and why you ended up dating this A hole.

Once we're on stage, you'll be fine.

One more.

One of your famous ultimatums?

One, two, three, four!

One! Two! Three! Four!

Only a record deal with G Man Graves.

Only on special occasions. Why? Did you want one?

Open your eyes, maybe you'll see.

Or did you miss the part where I saved your ass?

Or does it? Hello?

Or is this just you being insane?

Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.

Or will you be busy babysitting?

Out.

Ovo what?

Ow! Scott.

Party? At Julie's.

Password?

People love us, right?

Perfect!

Pirates are in this year.

Please excuse my brother. He is chronically enfeebled.

Please.

Plus, I need you to move out.

Prepare to die, obviously.

Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil Exes.

Prepare...

Presumably, you just saw some guy's junk

Pretty much.

Probably not. Do you have a girlfriend?

Ramona dated twins? Apparently.

Ramona Flowers stole my Scott.

Ramona Flowers. What?

Ramona lived in New York.

Ramona, I like your outfit. Affordable?

Ramona, I need to tell you something.

Ramona.

Really?

Really? Is she hot?

Really? Yeah. Let's go get a beer.

Right now!

Right, right.

Right!

Right?

Right.

Right. I'm not going to let her toy with me.

Roxy? You know this girl?

Salon, yeah. That sounds really nice.

Save it! You're pretentious! This club sucks!

Scott dated her.

Scott is acutely aware that his last salon haircut took place

Scott Pilgrim is dating a high schooler?

Scott Pilgrim kick your teeth in!

Scott Pilgrim!

Scott Pilgrim! Hey, buddy!

Scott Pilgrim.

Scott,

Scott, are you ready?

Scott, evil ex. Fight.

Scott, I don't have all the answers, okay?

Scott, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona,

Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.

Scott, just because Envy is back in town doesn't make it not over.

Scott, we're gonna go to Pizza Pizza for a slice.

Scott, why are you doing this?

Scott, you are the salt of the earth.

Scott, you know I love you.

Scott, you're in, right?

Scott!

Scott! Let it go.

Scott! What?

Scott?

Scotty,

Scotty, buddy,

Scratch out the "P" and turn it into an "F," like...

Second password?

See you at the show, Scott Pilgrim.

See? I'm not such a bad guy after all.

Seriously, please be good.

Seven deadly X's.

Seven evil exes, yes.

Seven, six, five... I think...

Seven.

Seventeen years old? Scandal!

Sex Bob Omb won?

She changed her hair.

She didn't mean that.

She dumped him. It was brutal.

She dusts.

She has men dying at her feet.

She has to go. She knows we suck.

She just moved here.

She keeps mentioning some guy named Gideon.

She wanted to move to Montreal,

She was Nat, when I knew her,

She'll geek. She geeks. She has the capacity to geek.

She'll just sit in the corner, man.

She's American.

She's Chinese.

She's fickle. Impulsive. Spontaneous.

She's got a head start.

She's got a point.

She's got some battle scars, dude.

She's just some fat ass white girl, you know?

She's on another level.

She's totally here.

She's totally real! Who?

She's with Gideon.

Shit!

Short answer,

Should I be jealous?

Shut the... up, Julie.

Slip of the tongue.

So alone.

So far, you're not a total ass.

So happy for you.

So I could form this stupid league?

So I don't have to evict you and feel all guilty and shit.

So I dumped him.

So I figured, why not be the bigger man and just give you a call.

So I guess it all shakes out.

So I think I needed this, whatever it is,

So long ago.

So now might be a good time to get into it.

So sad!

So thank you.

So that I can at least know who's going to

So this is a date, eh?

So you could cover your hair with that hat.

So, are we all good?

So, can you do a grindy thingy now?

So, did you guys, like, you know, do it yet?

So, do you like?

So, do you want to go out sometime?

So, how did you end up in Toronto?

So, how do you know Scott?

So, how was the tour? You guys play with the Pixies?

So, how's dinner coming along?

So, I can just get my coffee over here?

So, I invited Ramona over for dinner tonight, so you can't be here.

So, I was on the bus with my mom...

So, let's go.

So, Scott and Ramona, eh?

So, thank you, Knives.

So, that girl from my dream...

So, that was Envy.

So, that's Ramona.

So, the two of us joined forces and we took 'em all down.

So, the whole 17 year old thing, don't tell too many people.

So, this is your secret lair?

So, this Lucas Lee...

So, what about you? What do you do?

So, what can I... get you?

So, what was all that all about?

So, what you're saying right now is we are dating?

So, what's her name?

So, what's on Monday?

So, when do we get to meet her?

So, why go back?

So, yeah, 8:00?

So, you guys doing anything fun while you're in town?

So, you've been out of high school for, like, 13 years.

So? It looks nice blue.

So...

Solo round!

Some competish you are.

Some sooner than others.

Somebody get me my board.

Somebody get this man a drink. A Coke Zero, right?

Somebody said she was gonna be here tonight, actually.

Someone's happy.

Someone's lucky, then.

Sometimes I let him do the wide shots

Sorry that got a little crazy last night.

Sorry, I guess.

Sorry, what are we doing?

Sorry, what was your name?

Sorry, you were saying about me?

Sorry?

Sorry.

Sorry. Dying's got to suck.

Sorry. I'm just cold.

Sounds like a bad time.

Sounds like someone wants to get funky.

Speaking of new,

Steal my boyfriend!

Step up your game, Scott.

Stephen, the new lineup rocks.

Stole him!

Subspace highway running through your head that I like to use.

Suit each other.

Sure! Come on.

Sure.

Surprising no one.

Sweet! Coins.

Sweet. Love this one.

Sweetie, shall we?

Take it up with Liberace's ghost.

Take it.

Taste my steel!

Tell him, Matty. Tell him, Matty.

Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

Tell me we didn't come out here in the cold

Tell your gay friends I said bye.

Thank you, Julie.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, we were Sex Bob Omb.

Thank you.

Thanks, Kim.

Thanks.

That doesn't even rhyme.

That doesn't sound so good, either. No.

That geeky guy next to your girlfriend.

That gossipy bitch.

That is evil.

That is so awesome.

That must seem like a really long time ago.

That one band with Crash, and those boys?

That poster needs more exclamation marks.

That sounds good to me.

That time with Hollie? That wasn't what it looked like.

That time with Lisa? That was a misunderstanding.

That time you dumped Kim for...

That was embarrassing.

That was harsh.

That was not good.

That was... That was devastating.

That we have to break up.

That would actually be awesome.

That's actually hilarious.

That's because the other 90% is filled with curds and whey.

That's bullroar!

That's completely untrue.

That's for me.

That's Gideon?

That's gonna help me out in a critical moment of not dying, yes.

That's great...

That's impossible.

That's incredible.

That's it! You cocky cock!

That's it?

That's kind of a big question.

That's kind of sad.

That's not that bad.

That's not the actual title of the...

That's not true. Who told you?

That's priceless.

That's probably just because he's better than you.

That's really the whole story?

That's right.

That's so not going to happen.

That's sucky.

That's the bad news.

That's why I had to leave.

The "P" and turn it into an "F" or whatever.

The de veganizing ray. Hit him.

The girl from earlier?

The good news is that I'm officially loving the Sex Bombs.

The Guild, League, whatever. It's ancient history.

The Katayanagi Twins

The lady made her choice and we're all just gonna have to move on.

The League has spoken.

The League of Evil Axes?

The next click you'll hear is me hanging up.

The one after that is me pulling the trigger.

The only thing keeping me and her apart

The other L word.

The people need to hear us, Scott.

The Rockit. And even better, it's the T.I.B.B.

The seven evil exes? Coming to kill you?

The Toronto International Battle of the Bands?

The what?

Then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises.

Then she stopped liking me.

Then why don't you give me the Cliff Notes

Then why would we... Oh.

Then you have to let her know.

Then you should break up with your fake high school girlfriend.

Then you're gonna have to find someone else to play bass.

There are girls watching.

There are, like, 200 steps, and the rails are garbage.

There goes our deal!

There goes our deal.

There you go.

There's more than one kind?

There's no use crying over spilt Coke, buddy.

They are totally bad ass.

They changed it because they thought that...

They changed it because...

They had a huge fight, or whatever.

They have a girl drummer?

They have not started playing yet.

They have this incredible French toast with bananas on it

They just did a sound check and the acoustics in here are amazing!

They know a lot more.

They make movies in Toronto?

They suck bad.

They tore the roof off!

They're called jobs. Something a... like you wouldn't know anything about.

They're on!

They're shooting this movie here right now.

Things sort of seem a little brighter.

This fat ass hurt me and I will have my revenge!

This guy at work was like, "Steve, you know anybody in a band?"

This guy, Todd.

This is a nightmare.

This is actually really good garlic bread.

This is boring.

This is happening, right? Oh, yeah.

This is it, guys. We are on our way.

This is my boyfriend, Jimmy.

This is my cool, gay roommate, Wallace Wells.

This is ridiculous. Isn't it, like, April?

This is so, so bad.

This is something I have to face.

This is the beginning of the song.

This is Wallace, his roommate. Hey.

This is... This is... This is...

This next band is from Toronto.

This school has boys, too.

This song is called I Am So Sad, I Am So Very Very Sad.

This sucks!

This whole thing is an unmitigated disaster.

Three... Oh, I got it.

Time heals all wounds, little brother.

To deaf people, because... Scott! Hey!

To get all the evil exes' contact information

To meet my parents. It's my birthday dinner.

To see how you guys do in the final.

Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for veganity violation,

Todd's vegan.

Tongue.

Toronto was one of the great cities, so...

Truth is, it was me who was obsessed.

Turn off the light!

Two gin and tonics, please?

Uh oh!

Uh oh.

Uh, Scott Pilgrim?

Uh...

Um, Envy...

Um...

Um... Kim!

Until we get through this thing, for the band.

Vanilla almond, white truffle, blueberry chamomile,

Vanilla walnut, Constant Comment

Vegan police!

Vegan?

Vegone?

Wait, "Amp versus amp"?

Wait, how do you know Envy?

Wait, how does that work?

Wait, is that good?

Wait, wait, wait!

Wait! Wait!

Wait.

Wait. We're fighting over Ramona?

Wallace, how do you do that?

Wallace, you go now. Begone.

Wallace!

Wallace! Again?

Wallace? Uh huh?

Wallace. Duh!

Wallace. Duh.

Was he your boyfriend?

Was she really the one?

Was that not clear?

Was this an Envy related dream?

Watch out! It's that one guy.

We actually have a lot in common.

We all have baggage.

We all know you're a total lady killer wannabe, jerky jerk.

We almost held hands once, but then she got embarrassed.

We are here to make money and sell out and stuff.

We are Sex Bob Omb

We are Sex Bob Omb and we are here to watch

We are Sex Bob Omb!

We are Sex Bob Omb! One, two, three, four!

We are Sex Bob Omb.

We brawled and scrapped and fought for hours.

We did, but there might be some label guys there, so, you know...

We don't use the E word in this house.

We had a very healthy breakup.

We hated everyone. We wrecked stuff. Nobody cared.

We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, Sleepytime,

We have done many things.

We have some merch at the back, so...

We have to get some buzz going. We need groundswell.

We have unfinished business, I and he.

We met at the party the other day.

We need stalkers.

We need to play now and loud.

We only kissed once.

We play the next round of the battle on Tuesday.

We really don't have to go to this thing.

We ride the bus together.

We screwed the pooch in front of Gideon Graves. We're done!

We should break up or whatever.

We shouldn't even be here. We shouldn't even be here!

We were just on stage for sound check, and the sound guy hated us.

We were lucky to survive the last round.

We're all peaches and gravy.

We're doing it. G Man might be there.

We're going on stage at the same time?

We're going to this party, retard.

We're gonna get brunch next week.

We're out.

We're still getting paid, right?

We're still going to the after party, right?

Wednesday.

Well, aren't you pleased as punch.

Well, hey, if it's too hardcore then...

Well, honey,

Well, I ain't moving, buddy.

Well, I kind of almost died back there.

Well, I knew I personally rocked,

Well, I really fought for you.

Well, I...

Well, I'm not going anywhere,

Well, if my cathedral of cutting edge taste holds no interest

Well, if there's a key element in his backstory

Well, if you strike out in the next hour, come find me at the castle.

Well, it was nice meeting you.

Well, it's certainly chilled here.

Well, my baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes.

Well, my last job was a long story filled with sighs.

Well, now you are being a total ass. Welcome to the club.

Well, Pac Man was originally called Puck Man.

Well, she's only allowed out

Well, someone got to second base last night.

Well, that's legitimately disappointing.

Well, then Gideon best get his pretentious ass up here

Well, this is nice. Just this.

Well, we're already pretty big,

Well, well, well,

Well, you should break up with your fake high school girlfriend.

Well...

Were you just gonna bring the blanket from your bed?

Were you the Pac Man guy? No.

Weren't you supposed to take your fake high school girlfriend

What a perfect asshole.

What about Ramona Flowers?

What about rehearsal?

What about you and Kim?

What about you and that girl, Knives? Who broke up with who?

What are you doing?

What are you talking about?

What can I say?

What did he do this time?

What did I do?

What did you do this time?

What did you do to make your ex boyfriend so insane?

What did you do with my sister?

What did you have in mind?

What did you think these were?

What do I do?

What do you have to say for yourself?

What do you mean, you don't drink?

What do you play?

What do you say?

What do you want to think about?

What happened with the two of you?

What happened?

What if I have a beef with you?

What if I want the satisfaction?

What is it, Other Scott?

What is it, Scott?

What is she talking about?

What is this place?

What kind of tea do you want?

What Neil said.

What of it?

What say we drink to my memory?

What the hell is your deal?

What the hell?

What was her name?

What would you do if your ex was in a band

What?

What? Do you know her?

What? It's like 6:00 in the morning.

What? No.

What? No. I haven't seen her since the other night.

What? No. I've been... It's been different. You have no idea.

What? Oh, Scott.

What? Wait.

What? What?

What? Why?

What? Yeah.

What? You...

What's her name?

What's that from? My brain!

What's that?

What's that? You're outside?

What's the deal? Seriously.

What's up?

What's weird?

Whatever! Ramona's out of your league. Let's just leave it at that.

Whatever.

When I feel like getting blazed back in my Winnie.

When I got this idea, I just thought, "I have to do it!"

When the sun is up, so I wouldn't call it dating.

Whenever we were making out I would just...

Where's Knives. Not coming tonight?

Whether they're old, new, or...

Which means, "to flap one's mouth open and closed."

Which would be great if I wasn't dead.

While I watch the Lucas Lee marathon.

Who are you texting?

Who calls me all the time and she's America.

Who do you think you are, Pilgrim?

Who is that girl again?

Who is this mystery child you date?

Who keeps yelling from the balcony.

Who the hell are the Katayanagi Twins?

Who the hell are you, anyway?

Who's Lucas Lee?

Who's that? You don't know?

Whoa, I've got no beef with you.

Whoa!

Whoops.

Why are you just standing there?

Why are you wearing that hat?

Why does everything have to be so complicated?

Why don't you go talk to Sandra and Monique?

Why him?

Why wouldn't you be?

Wicked.

Will you man the hell up?

With a smoking hot red head on drums.

With the uniform and everything?

Word.

Wounded, even?

Wow, Zelda, Tetris.

Wow!

Wow.

Wow. Girl number.

Wrong move, baby.

Yay for that.

Yeah, all right. Be good.

Yeah, but don't worry.

Yeah, cool bands never go to their own after parties.

Yeah, good, good, good.

Yeah, he's an idiot.

Yeah, I do that.

Yeah, I don't know what it is about that girl.

Yeah, I don't know. Just when I'm with you,

Yeah, I have something I have to tell you, too.

Yeah, I hearted them, too, until they signed to a major label,

Yeah, I know, but she did it without even making

Yeah, I saw it.

Yeah, I thought maybe we could try again.

Yeah, is he a pirate?

Yeah, it goes like this.

Yeah, it kind of ended. We changed.

Yeah, it's how it works.

Yeah, it's not really something I can put into words.

Yeah, let's talk about something else.

Yeah, listen...

Yeah, pretty much, I do.

Yeah, she seems awesome.

Yeah, she's very mature for her age.

Yeah, so, Sex Bob Omb wins.

Yeah, so, whatever, man.

Yeah, still my girl.

Yeah, that's amazing.

Yeah, that's the one.

Yeah, that's very warm. What is that?

Yeah, they suck.

Yeah, we're terrible. Please, come?

Yeah, wow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Can I come in?

Yeah, you should see them live. They're much better live.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah? Maybe I'll see you there.

Yeah.

Yeah. And stuff.

Yeah. Some guy back in New York.

Yeah. The whole deal.

Yeah. Wait, what?

Yeah. We can totally go.

Yeah. We're all adults here, right?

Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah. You're totally my bitch forever.

Yearbook club is so boring.

Yep. You said that last night.

Yes, does he wear glasses?

Yes, I'm dating a 17 year old.

Yes, like you said.

Yes, that's Ramona Flowers.

Yes, you should. I have this totally awesome girlfriend

Yes!

Yes! But I didn't want Scott to know that, Stephen.

Yes! He totally bailed.

Yes.

Yes. I did totally come.

Yoo hoo!

You and her? It was just a phase.

You are a pretty good actor.

You are blowing up.

You are incorrigible.

You broke the heart that broke mine.

You broke up with Knives?

You can cheat on these ladies all you like.

You can defeat me, Scott,

You can do it. Be with her! It's your destiny!

You can get to second and a half base tonight.

You can sleep in my bed.

You can't say you didn't see this coming.

You cheated on both of us?

You cheated on me with Knives?

You cheated on me, Scott?

You dated a famous guy?

You dick!

You did?

You doing okay, there?

You don't have a choice.

You don't know?

You don't remember me, do you?

You don't remember?

You don't want to listen to her.

You got a problem with it... Stop.

You got to try and keep your emotions in check, man.

You guess right.

You guys are so

You guys make a cute couple, you know?

You guys rock.

You guys sound way better without me.

You have a band?

You have seven evil ex boyfriends?

You have the hots for her or something? I gotta tell you though,

You have to break up with Knives, that poor angel, today.

You haven't even seen him.

You just drank half and half, baby.

You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst.

You kicked my heart in the ass, so I guess we're even.

You know her? Tell me now.

You know him, right?

You know how long it took

You know how you only use 10% of your brain?

You know me.

You know this one girl with hair like this?

You know what really sucks, though?

You know what sucks? Getting killed by that guy.

You know what, maybe it's high... time you took a look in a mirror

You know what?

You know what? He just left.

You know what? I'm not even going to wait

You know when I say "someone," I mean "me," right?

You know your hair?

You know, in my mind's eye or whatever.

You know, people could just scratch off

You know, so I told him you've got a really good sound,

You know, the whole evil ex boyfriend thing...

You know, we really should be thanking each other.

You know, you need to sign for this, whatever this is.

You know?

You knowingly ingested gelato.

You left me for that cocky pretty boy.

You liar! Liar!

You made me swallow my gum.

You may have to defeat my seven evil exes.

You mean The League?

You of all people should know how sucky it is to get cheated on.

You once were a vegone,

You only played one note for that entire song.

You passed.

You punched me in the boob!

You punched the highlights out of her hair.

You put half and half into one of those coffees

You really don't know about the League?

You really think you can goad me into doing a trick like that?

You really think you can stand a chance against an A lister, bro?

You really went out with this guy?

You see another bed in here?

You seem a little heightened.

You should break up with your fake high school girlfriend.

You should probably get it cut.

You should rinse.

You should so totally come.

You steal my boyfriend!

You stole him!

You suck.

You sure about that?

You think so?

You think we're going to sell our souls to you? Well, guess again.

You think you're better than me?

You two make a good combo.

You used to be so nice!

You wanna fight me for her?

You wanna go?

You want me to hang out with you?

You want to come with me?

You want to fight me for her?

You were saying?

You weren't wronged?

You will pay for your insolence!

You? Hurt?

You'd get fat.

You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck,

You'll never be able to do this to her.

You'll pay for this, Flowers.

You'll pay for what you did to him.

You'll pay for your crimes against humanity.

You're a monster.

You're going?

You're gonna have to give up this girl,

You're good.

You're jealous?

You're just another evil ex waiting to happen.

You're just having some idiotic dream.

You're kidding, right?

You're like a superstar now.

You're my role model, Envy.

You're needed back on set.

You're not alone.

You're not cool enough for Ramona.

You're quite the opponent, Pilgrim.

You're right. I should send out a mass text about this. Bye.

You're supposed to meet me at the bus stop a half hour ago.

You're the new kid on the block, right?

You're thinking of juggling two chicks?

You're too good for him. Run.

You're welcome.

You're zero! You're nothing!

You've been fighting for her all along.

You've got a fight, all right!

You've got mail.

You've never been the dumpee?

Young Neil can fill in for you.

Your bad is saying, "My bad."

Your BF's about to get F'd in the B.

Your club sucks, by the way.

Your hair is cute. I like it long.

Your hair looks stupid.

Your hair, it's getting really shaggy.

Your hair.

Your hair's pretty shaggy.

Your old, old boyfriend brought this all on himself.

Get a room, guys! Oh, my God!

That was a test, Jimmy. One, two.

...four, three...

...that's Todd.

...two, one.

"Amazon.ca"

"Dear Mr. Pilgrim, it has come to my attention

"Fair warning... Mano y mano... Seven evil... " Blah, blah.

"Lesbian?"

"Lesbians?"

"My name is Matthew Patel, and... " Blah, blah, blah...

"No girls allowed" type deals.

"Paku paku" means "flap your mouth,"

"Puck Man" would be too easy to vandalize.

"that we will be fighting soon.

♪ 'Cause you're my queen ♪

♪ And I'll crush it... ♪

♪ And maybe we'll go ♪

♪ And my body's clean ♪

♪ As far as we can ♪

♪ Because I know I'm slick ♪

♪ Come on, come on ♪

♪ Drive right through ♪ ♪ the needle's eye ♪

♪ Everyone ♪

♪ from you ♪

♪ Fun ♪

♪ Get ready ♪

♪ Ha! You're not the brightest ♪

♪ Hello, again, ♪ ♪ friend of a friend ♪

♪ I got a breathalyzer ♪

♪ I knew you well ♪

♪ I'll be your garbage man ♪

♪ I'll show you the sites ♪ ♪ You know you wanna ride ♪

♪ I'll take out your junk ♪

♪ I'll take you for a ride ♪

♪ I'll take you to the dump ♪

♪ I'll take you uptown ♪

♪ I'm hearing ♪ ♪ voices, animal noises ♪

♪ I'm talking the talk ♪

♪ I've got a stereo ♪

♪ If you want to fight me ♪

♪ Into raw sewage ♪

♪ Laminate the stasis ♪

♪ Let us show him ♪ ♪ what we're all about ♪

♪ Lift you up, every time ♪

♪ Mama, mama serpentine ♪

♪ Me and my fireballs ♪

♪ My body's stupid ♪

♪ My Demon Hipster Chicks ♪

♪ My threshold ♪

♪ My, my, my, my ♪

♪ No fun ♪

♪ Now that the truth ♪

♪ Oh, my ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ Oh, no... My... ♪

♪ On my garbage truck ♪

♪ On my mind ♪

♪ Our common goal ♪

♪ pulls away ♪

♪ Ramona ♪

♪ Reaching ♪

♪ Reaching my threshold ♪

♪ Reaching my threshold Staring ♪ ♪ at the truth 'til I'm blind ♪

♪ S L ick ♪

♪ Send you my love on the wire ♪

♪ Shape shift and trick ♪ ♪ the past again ♪

♪ Spilling out music ♪

♪ Stereo putrid ♪

♪ Thank you! ♪

♪ The crème de la crème ♪

♪ The feminine abyss ♪

♪ Truck, truck, truck ♪

♪ We'll pass the mansions by ♪

♪ We're not having no fun ♪ ♪ We're not having no fun ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Yeah! Yeah! ♪

♪ You crack the whip ♪

♪ You won't know what ♪ ♪ hit you in the slightest ♪

♪ You've just got ♪ ♪ to turn the knob ♪

Scott Pilgrim vs the World (2010)
Scott Pilgrim vs the World is a cult film released in 2010, directed by Edgar Wright. Based on Bryan Lee O'Malley's graphic novel series, it follows the fantastical journey of Scott Pilgrim, played by Michael Cera, a bass guitarist and slacker who must defeat Ramona Flowers' seven evil exes in order to win her heart. The film features an ensemble cast, including Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Ramona Flowers, Kieran Culkin as Scott's sarcastic roommate, Chris Evans, Anna Kendrick, and Brandon Routh among others. The innovative visuals, fast-paced editing, and video game references throughout the film complement the story's eccentric and energetic nature. Scott Pilgrim vs the World presents a unique blend of comedy, romance, and action, transporting viewers into a whimsical and colorful world. The film's soundtrack showcases the talents of fictional bands such as Sex Bob-Omb, featuring Beck's music, as well as contributions from Metric and Broken Social Scene. If you want to immerse yourself in the sounds of Scott Pilgrim vs the World, you can now play and download the soundtrack here.
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