The Fifth Element (1997) Edit

A case with four stones in it!

A cherry.

A few cells still alive. It's more than I need.

A fifth...

A little...

A magic fountain flowing with non stop wine, women and...

A perfect replica of the old opera house...

A perfect replica of the old opera house...

A shorter name?

A word on firepower:

Able to bring life to the farthest reaches of the universe.

Again? Don't worry, I'll get it.

Ah! I remember you now.

Akanit, take command.

Aknot, is that you? What an ugly face.

Aknot, we are connected to Earth.

Aliens ahead. Spread out.

All because of one little cherry.

All night long.

All of the four stones should go around.

All right, I'm up.

All the calibres are overshot.

All units assist in pursuit of yellow cab, level 2.

All we have to do is send someone to get the stones.

And do you have any idea where it's heading?

And don't tell me your machine is broken again. Those things are good for 1000 years.

And for the grand finale, the all new ice cube system.

And from what I'm looking at, intimate is this stud muffin's middle name.

And he's got something to say...

And here the Emperor of Kodar Japhet and his lovely daughter.

And here we have Roy Von Bacon, king of laser ball.

And here we have Roy Von Bacon, king of laser ball.

And here, a weapon against evil.

And I need that to get back to the garage and get the cab a six month overhaul.

And I suppose you're just gonna leave me on the lunar surface to freeze my ass off.

And I'll be a hound on the trail of the sexiest man of the year: D man, your man...

And I'll be in Fhloston in less than four hours.

And I'm definitely too thirsty.

And in return, I'll spare yours...

And it must pop, pop, pop!

And it's Mr. Shadow on the line.

And Miss Gemini Croquette in person...

And now champagne!

And now we enter what must be...

And place your hands in the yellow circles.

And she's looking for the address. Easy.

And so on and so forth.

And that's it?

And the priest is guiding them directly to the temple.

And the stones? Did you find their wreckage?

And then the weapon against evil should work.

And this is the one...

And this is?

And this perfect fare, she got a name?

And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies.

And we have no idea how to stop it. That's the problem.

And what about you, my dear Aknot? Did you bring me what I asked you for?

And worse, they fight for hopeless causes, honour.

And your love...

Any idea when you're gonna be getting to the point?

Any kind of green you want...

Any survivors?

Any survivors?

Anybody else want to negotiate?

Anyone care to explain?

Anyway, we're in love.

Are you okay?

Arrow launcher with exploding or poisonous gas heads.

As soon as we finish lunch.

At least 50.

At least I won lunch.

At least the cat comes back.

Autowash.

Autowash.

Autowash.

Aziz, light!

Aziz, light!

Backup unit, zone 18.

Bada big boom.

Bada boom.

Because I love you.

Because she's been on a long trip.

Because...

Because...

Been a mistake. There's been a mistake.

Better do what they say.

Big boom.

Big boom. Big bada boom.

Big. Big bada boom.

Big...

Billy, no!

Blue eyes...

Boom. Big bada boom. In the cab. Here, look.

Boom. Yeah, I understand "boom".

Bravo! Bravo!

Bravo! Bravo.

Break for 30 seconds.

Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x ray. Ideal for quick, discreet interventions.

Bring me the priest.

Buddy, I'm waiting all day here.

Bump into each other, sparks happen... Yeah she knows it's a multi pass.

But 500,000...

But I want you to know that I am fighting for a noble cause.

But if evil stands there...

But if it is...

But it wasn't easy.

But listen, if you don't do something right now, we're all gonna die. You understand?

But she's more fragile than she seems.

But the door! How we gonna get out the door?

But there is no worry. I was there in time.

But they are really pissed off! Hold on!

But this is not possible.

But to exterminate life. All forms of life.

But wait.

But what the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?

But who cares?

But you can still count! It's easy. Look at my fingers.

But you must drink a lot of coffee, being a priest.

But you only...

But you, no trouble.

By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice.

Calm down. Calm down. You show me what you did, take me through step by step.

Came here about a month ago asking about the stones.

Can I talk to you for a second? Just talk to you for one second?

Can you please open the passenger door?

Can you please spread your legs...

Cheers.

Chicken.

Chicken.

Close all borders and declare a state of general alert.

Coffee's not really my speciality.

Come on, get in. For one minute, all right?

Come on.

Come, come on!

Come, come, come, come. Give me this. Give me this.

Comes from destruction, disorder and chaos.

Coming at you live from Fhloston...

Coming at you live from Fhloston...

Commander, I have a ship in trouble requesting permission to dock for repairs.

Commercial! Commercial!

Confirmed.

Congratulations on winning the contest.

Congratulations.

Contest.

Control room.

Crystal green.

D Don't worry, sir. I know my man. He'll calm things down.

D Don't worry, sir. I know my man. He'll calm things down.

Dallas? Korben Dallas?

Dallas? Korben Dallas?

David?

Destroyed...

Did you hear something?

Do you have...

Do you know where I can get something to wear?

Do you understand me? Do you hear me?

Do you understand? Listen.

Don't "come on ma" me.

Don't bother. We have one for you.

Don't breathe.

Don't come back without the stones.

Don't get me wrong. I'm all for conversation, but maybe you can just shut up for a minute!

Don't move!

Don't move.

Don't shoot me, please. I'm on a vacation. I won a...

Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Don't shoot! I I'm not armed!

Don't watch all day, sweetie. It'll rot your brain.

Done.

Dot.

Down.

Earth.

Element.

Emergency! Emergency!

End of transmission.

Every 5000 years.

Every five minutes, it's something. A bomb or something.

Every weapon has a manual. I'm sure this has one too.

Everyone take a stone.

Everything is going as planned. All I have to do now is go to the airport, take his place...

Everything you created...

Excuse me, dear. Excuse me. Excuse me, please. Excuse me.

Excuse me, General.

Excuse me, sir. The council is worried about the economy heating up.

Excuse me.

F Fifth...

Father, I know she's been through a lot, but we don't have much time.

Father, I'm so glad to see you. It's the most extraordinary thing.

Father, they've killed the professor! They're monsters!

Father, this is government business now. I'll keep you informed.

Father, this is the most unbelievable thing I have ever seen.

Father, you should go home now, get some rest.

Father.

Fifteen seconds.

Final call for Fhloston Paradise.

Fine. Fine. Just, just fine. I'll have the...

Finger, I drive a cab now, not a space fighter.

Finger, I was on my way over to see you, and a big fare fell in my lap.

Finger's gonna kill me.

Fire burns.

Fire one million.

Fire.

First one was from my wife telling me she's leaving.

Five nine...

For now.

For security reasons, the hotel must be evacuated.

For the archives.

For the honour.

Forever.

Forgive me, lord.

Forty five seconds.

Four on the right. Two on the left.

Four stones!

Freeze those knees my queens because Korben's in the place and he's on the case.

Friends?

Fuelled and ready to go.

Gathering together the four elements of life: water, fire, earth, air...

Gemini Croquette's to Fhloston Paradise.

General alert.

General Munro, how nice to see you in the 5000 block.

Get in.

Get out of there!

Get out of there. Can you hear me, Staedert?

Get the case in.

Give it permission to enter our territory with our warmest regards.

Go to Fhloston and get the stones.

Go with God. Be safe from evil.

God!

God.

Gonna need some... Anyone got some matches? Matches? We need some fire.

Good boy. I will take it to them.

Good fortune for you.

Good God!

Good job, David.

Good morning. Sleep well? Me too.

Good philosophy. See good in bad. I like.

Good shit, man. Put the heat over here, man!

Good thing for me it's not loaded.

Good, good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good. I'll meet you at my factory.

Green like what?

Growth rate is at 27 percent.

Growth rate is at 27 percent.

Hand over the stones.

Hands up!

Hang on.

Hang on.

Have a nice day.

Have served us well.

Have served us well.

Have we arrived yet?

Have you taken off already?

He said to wake you gently.

He'll have to negotiate.

He's so talented, don't you think? I just love him. He's so sexy.

Hello, Ms. Diva. I'm Fog.

Hello?

Hello?

Helm 108!

Helm to 108.

Help.

Help.

Her name is Plavalaguna. She's a diva.

Here are your tickets.

Here it is. Peaceful, serene, boring.

Here, come on. How the hell do you get yourself into these positions?

Here, the good. Here, the evil.

Here. Take it, go ahead.

Hey, dog brain, Finger here.

Hey, lady...

Hey, man, give me some heat, man!

Hey, Ray!

Hey, you!

Hey!

Hey! You're on my foot.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

His desires...

His dreams...

His most intimates of intimates.

Honour's killed millions of people. Hasn't saved a single one.

Hootchie kootchie koo...

How about some nice Thai food to apologize?

How are the stones?

How are you today?

How big?

How do they expect us to find anything in this shit?

How do you open these stones?

How do you open these stones?

How many of them are out there?

How much time do we have?

How was it?

How your entire empire of destruction comes crashing down...

Humans act so strange.

Hurry! The wall is closing!

I am Korben Dallas.

I am not going.

I am the servant. It is my mission. I should never have given it to you.

I am their contact on Earth. They will come for me.

I am very disappointed!

I am...

I believe a little compensation is in order.

I bet you lunch.

I brought the girl, remember? The redhead.

I can't believe it. Shit.

I can't.

I didn't come here to play Pumba on the radio.

I didn't know your size, and I found you this make up box.

I don't believe this!

I don't know love.

I don't know who the hell, but they're everywhere. Where...?

I don't know. And even if I did know, I wouldn't tell somebody like you.

I don't like uninvited guests.

I don't like warriors. Too narrow minded, no subtlety...

I don't need one.

I don't want a million women. I just want one.

I don't want an incident. Do you hear me, Staedert?

I don't want one position. I want all positions!

I drive a cab. This is me.

I found him.

I found it.

I got all the snakes.

I got it. Everything here we need to know about Fhloston Paradise...

I have 19 more meetings after this one, professor.

I have a different theory to offer you, sir.

I have no matches. Does anyone have matches? No matches.

I have the perfect one.

I I...

I I've never negotiated.

I know this is the key. I know it.

I know this music.

I know you, Dallas. "Fine" ain't in your vocabulary.

I know, you don't want to be disturbed except if it's Mr. Shadow...

I know.

I know.

I know. I know. I'm not proud of what I did. I had no choice.

I love her, but she hates the military.

I love you.

I managed to contact the Mondoshawan. They deplore the incident but accept our apologies.

I mean, look. It's the greatest find in history.

I need a tan. I need a cocktail.

I need to talk to someone!

I never felt this way before with a human.

I play the rest of the song after the concert because right now it's time...

I prefer to remain anonymous.

I repeat...

I said one minute. Ruby, hold this gun.

I saved this seat for you, Father.

I see one of 'em. They're warriors, and they're ugly.

I should be there, not you.

I shouldn't have done that. I was wrong to kiss you.

I shouldn't have kissed her.

I stopped smoking. If I knew... Father, you smoke?

I think it's anticipating the attack. Anticipation denotes intelligence.

I think mine is broken. Why I gotta get the broke one?

I think that...

I think this is the door. There's no name and no number.

I think we need a flying unit here.

I thought he was dead.

I thought he was gonna kill me.

I thought maybe from one of the smaller companies, where noone would notice.

I told you I did not want to be disturbed.

I told you. Perfect.

I want the stones.

I want this operation to be discreet as possible.

I want your best man to go undercover.

I was built to protect, not to love.

I was in labour for days, and this is how you repay me?

I was so afraid I wasn't gonna make this flight...

I will be among you...

I will be among you...

I will do as you command, but please, hurry, you still have time.

I will fulfil my mission!

I will pass the knowledge until your return.

I wonder.

I... Korben, I realize that you must be pretty mad at me...

I'd like to take a few pictures...

I'll buy you one, man.

I'll call you back in two hours.

I'll explain everything.

I'll get it.

I'll give you the president.

I'll have the four stones you asked for any time now...

I'll have to address the Supreme Council in 10 minutes. Just the facts, General.

I'll take the mission.

I'll take you on vacation when we're done. I swear. A real vacation. A real vacation, just you and me.

I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer.

I'm glad you got your memory back, because you're gonna need it.

I'm going to be famous.

I'm gonna go and try to see if I can see something a little closer.

I'm here. I'm here. It's all right. It's all right. Everything's okay now.

I'm leaving.

I'm looking for a priest.

I'm not armed! I'm not armed!

I'm not finished yet. I'm up to V.

I'm on a mission. A very important mission. And I work for some very important people.

I'm on vacation. It's a...

I'm really sorry to have to resort to these methods, Mr. Wallace...

I'm really sorry to interrupt you, but...

I'm so bad with names.

I'm so glad to hear you, Aknot.

I'm so sorry.

I'm too old, too tired and too hungry to go chasing some hot rod.

I'm, in fact, encouraging life.

If I hadn't come to get you, you'd be in big trouble. Do you understand that?

If I'd won a trip, I'd know about it. Someone would've notified me.

If it's war they want, it's war they'll get!

If its speed remains constant, in an hour and 57 minutes.

If somebody hears this, come and get me. I'm in the first row.

If we don't get these stones open in five minutes, we're all dead.

If we make the fog.

If you don't want to talk to your mother, just avoid me like usual.

If you mind, you can tell your old buddy Finger what happened.

If you take the weapon, we'll be defenceless when evil returns.

If you want out...

If you want something done, do it yourself.

If Zorg really wants them...

Imagine for a moment that this...

In 300 years, when evil returns...

In a hotel.

In great shape. He'll protect you.

In me.

In reality, you and I are in the same business.

In reality, you and I are in the same business.

Is that what you call a survivor?

Is that your idea of a discreet operation?

Is this the way priests use their paid vacations?

It doesn't suit you.

It was an ambush.

It was nothing, really. It was just a helping hand.

It won't be easy. There's a big charity ball in Fhloston tomorrow.

It'll be entering the atmosphere in 40 seconds.

It's Aknot.

It's for the Supreme...

It's light. The handle's adjustable for easy carrying. Good for righties and lefties.

It's like a battle plan.

It's moving towards the ship.

It's my lucky day.

It's not bizarre. It's the divine language.

It's not only advancing, it's moving at incredible speed. We're having trouble following it.

It's not possible.

It's Planet Fhloston, in the Angel Constellation.

It's sending radio wavelengths.

It's spoken throughout the universe before time was time.

It's taking shape.

It's...

It's... It's... It's a... It's a...

Its structure has just solidified on the surface.

Jean Baptiste Emmanuel...

Just a minute, please.

Just bring me those stones.

Just kidding. Kidding.

Just like driving a cab.

Just stay here for one minute. I promise.

Just thought you might remember me from the cab.

Korban, they've been blaring your name out on the radio for the last hour, you big ape.

Korben Dallas!

Korben Dallas.

Korben Dallas.

Korben Dallas. We got him.

Korben, I got a headache, Korben. This ain't me.

Korben, Leeloo.

Korben, my man, I have no fire.

Korben, my man.

Korben, sweetheart, what was that? It was bad! It had nothing!

Korben, there's a general on the phone.

Korben, wa... Korben, what are you looking for?

Korben, you know how my poor body's failing me. You have to take me on this trip.

Korben! Oh, my God, Korben Korben Korben. Another one coming, Korben.

Korben?

Korben.

Korben. Korben, it moved!

Korben. Korben, my man, you know how to stop this, right?

Korben. Korben!

Korben. Korben! Korben, my man, you know how to fly this thing?

Korben. They're coming. Korben, they're coming.

Korben. You understand?

L L Lucky day.

Ladder on 18.

Ladies and gentlemen, something's happening. I think we're being attacked.

Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the Federated Territories.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Ruby Rhod...

Ladies and gentlemen, we've begun our descent toward Fhloston Paradise.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to paradise.

Last call for Fhloston Paradise. Hurry up.

Learning our history, the last 5000 years that she's missed.

Leave him one crate for the cause.

Leeloo Dallas. Multi pass.

Leeloo Minai Lekarariba Laminai Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.

Leeloo, Korben.

Leeloo, wake up honey, wake up. You have to help us.

Leeloo, we are not on vacation.

Leeloo! Leeloo! Listen to me! Listen to me. Listen!

Leeloo.

Leeloo.

Leeloo.

Leeloo. Leeloo!

Leloo Dallas. My wife. We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is.

Let me do it.

Let's see it.

Let's see it.

Life, which you so nobly serve...

Like driving a cab.

Like the last two I got were important.

Like tree green, emerald, pond green.

Like what?

Like you've settled into a wonderful life. Heard you lost your job.

Listen, bring me your hack for a six month overhaul.

Listen, I know you're very tired. I know you're very tired.

Listen, I only have one Korben Dallas on my list, and he's already checked in, okay?

Listen. You guard this with your life, or you're gonna look like this guy right here. You green?

Long legs, great skin.

Look at all these little things. So busy now.

Look out!

Look out!

Look, I am your friend.

Look, lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English!

Lord, I know he was about to discover everything.

Ma?

Major Dallas, I first would like to salute a warrior.

Major Iceborg will accompany you as your wife.

Major, how many points?

Major!

Major! Major!

Mangalores.

Master!

Maybe it's a charade. A game or something.

Maybe it's two miles.

Maybe you better let me hang on to this one for you.

Me protect you.

Me, fifth element.

Might be important.

Miss?

Money is of no importance.

More dignified.

Move! Move!

Mr. Dallas?

Mr. Kim, you should go. This'll take a minute.

Mr. Korben Dallas?

Mr. Perfect better be polite.

Mr. President, Major Dallas has the five elements on board...

Mr. President.

Mr. Rhod!

Mr. Zorg's office.

Mrs. Dallas, this is the president. On behalf of the Federation, I would like to thank you...

Ms. Plavalaguna wants you to know how glad she is that you're here.

Much better. Thank you Aziz.

Multi pass.

Must be an old picture.

My compliments, little lady.

My costs have tripled.

My dear Aknot, how about those two planes you borrowed?

My lord.

My lord...

My man, what you doing?

My man? My man, my man, w what's this thing with all these numbers?

My man.

My philosophy, Mr. President, is shoot first and ask questions later.

Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.

Neurocharged assault model.

Next to Ruby Rhod!

Nice apartment, major.

No fire! No energy! No nothing! You know I have a show to run here, you know?

No idea... You have no idea.

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

No no, I can't possibly be your husband. I'm too old.

No troops. No big operation.

No, no, no. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong.

No, no! Left!

No, no. Sure, sure. Sure.

No!

No.

No. Take it. I don't need it.

Nobody does who she is. No file, no ID, nothing.

Not far now.

Not gonna open it? Could be important.

Not one or two or three, but four!

Not ready.

Not really.

Not really.

Not there. No no, please, no no, please, not there. Please, don't!

Not yet sir. All we know is, it just keeps getting bigger.

Nothing, sir.

Notice how each one is useful.

Now a real killer when he had picked up the ZF 1...

Now all we've got to do is to find a way of getting there.

Now, David is...

Now, please, go to the diva, collect the stones and meet me at the temple.

Now, take this empty glass.

Now, think about all those people that created them.

Now, would you settle down and explain this to me calmly.

Now. Yes.

Of Fhloston Paradise!

Of life.

Oh I get it. You wanna make your only mother beg, is that it?

Oh so you don't know you won a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two for 10 days?

Oh, I am so sorry. I forgot about the autowash.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, my God, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, this... this is amazing.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Korben Dallas, Korben my man, Korban Dallas is in trouble.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, no. I'm so sorry. I forgot your food.

Oh, of course, Munro!

Oh, professor.

Oh, right. Okay.

Oh, yes, yes. I'm sorry.

Okay and I put my hands on the top like this, and I said:

Okay General, I want to show you something here.

Okay sir.

Okay, Ruby. See you tomorrow at 5.

Okay, so tell me. How many points you got left on your license?

Okay, we got the guy. Wasn't easy, but we bagged him.

Okay, we're safe for a while.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. There's a ball of fire 1200 miles in diameter heading straight for Earth...

Old friends.

Old tricks are the best tricks.

On air with General Staedert in 30 seconds.

One million. Fine, sir.

One minute to total evacuation.

One minute.

One point has been removed from...

One shot...

One shows a million degrees, the others minus 5000.

One, as a member of the Elite Special Forces Unit of the Federate Army...

One, two, three, four, five...

One, two, three, four, five...

Only one.

Open the door.

Or she will die.

Or the engineer?

Otherwise, I turn him into cat food.

Pack everything up! We're out of here!

Paradise!

Parasites in the main ventilation.

Pass your knowledge to the next priest as it was passed on to you.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Please enter your license.

Please keep your hands on the wheel.

Please put your arms up and follow our instructions.

Please report infractions immediately to the spaceport.

Please, stay calm!

Please, understand. They are our friends.

Please! Please! Please!

Pop it, D man.

Power increase.

Prehistoric.

President on the line.

Priest Vito Cornelius, expert of astreophenomenon.

Priest, you and those before you...

Priest, you and those before you...

Priest.

Priest.

Probe will attain its objective in five seconds.

Push that little yellow button to load it.

Put him in the docking garage. Inform security.

Put your hand on it. Got it? Hold on.

Quiet! Quiet!

Quiver, ladies. Quiver. He's gonna set the world on fire.

Rain...

Recommendation?

Reconstruction complete.

Remember?

Revenge is at hand.

Right here from 5 to 7.

Rocket launcher.

Ruby Rhod at your service for two hours with lucky Korben and the manager of this supergreen hotel...

Ruby.

Salute.

Scanner imaging has confirmed the dark planet dead.

See the snake, Billy? The ultimate evil.

Seem to want to destroy it.

Send out a probe.

Seven on the left. Five on the right.

Seven, six, five...

She has the stones with her.

She is perfect.

She just dropped in on me. Started speaking this bizarre language.

She knows that the military ruined my last marriage

She needs your help...

She'll give you what you've come to get after the concert.

She's been asleep for quite a while, you know.

She's going to sing at a charity ball in Fhloston Paradise in a few hours.

She's got a tattoo on this arm here.

She's looking for a priest named Vito Cornelius.

She's not my bride. She's my fare.

She's supposed to contact this person...

Shit. Three coming, Korben. Three!

Shooting will only make it stronger.

Short.

Showtime.

Shut up, shut up!

Shut up!

Sir, are you classified as human?

Sir, can you put your hands in the yellow circles, please?

Sir, Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star. It's a great honour to be on his talk show.

Sir, we're finally getting something.

Six, five, four, three...

Six, seven, eight...

Sleep regulator operative in zone one, Captain.

Sleep.

Smoke you!

So I sent David here to come and pick up my boarding pass.

So I've got some time, then.

So shall we.

So tell me, my man, you happy here in the big world?

So tell me, my man...

So there's no use for me other than this.

So those children can grow up big and strong and have children of their own...

So tomorrow, from 5 to 7, you're gonna give yourself a hand.

So tomorrow, from 5 to 7...

So tune in to Radio Cosmos.

So what if the federal government scattered your people to the wind.

So what you're telling me, Father, there's nothing that can stop this.

So when is the snake act supposed to occur?

So you are merchants after all.

So you're gonna slowly turn around and put your hands on the floor.

So, what you're saying is, you don't know what this is.

Some heat over here, man!

Some very good words in V.

Some woman. Claims to be Korben's mother.

Soon.

Sorry sir, you can't stay here. There's a bomb in the hotel.

Sorry to have disturbed you.

Sorry, honey.

Sorry, sir. Boarding is finished.

Sorry!

Sorry! Sorry, my man.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Spreading terror and chaos."

Staedert, do you hear me? Get out of there.

Staedert, what happened Staedert?

Staedert.

Staedert.

Stay here.

Stolen?

Stones not safe on Earth anymore.

Supreme being, the ultimate warrior, created to protect life.

Sure you will.

Ta... Tattoo?

Take it off.

Take that.

Take the stones.

Take your time.

Technicians, engineers. Hundreds of people who will be able to feed their children tonight...

Tell Aknot that plan A flopped. Go to plan B.

Tell me. Please.

Ten seconds to ultraviolet protection.

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

Ten, nine, eight...

Ten.

Thank you for doing all the dirty work. I couldn't have done a better job myself.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice day.

Thank you Mr. Dallas for all your help.

Thank you so much. You've been so kind, but now the girl needs some rest.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Zone two, are you operative?

Thanks, Ray.

That is bad luck.

That means growing skin.

That whole thing's your name?

That's a good example. Like love. Love is worth saving.

That's a very nice hat.

That's better.

That's impossible. I am Korben Dallas.

That's me.

That's the best show I ever did.

That's the length of time it needs to adapt itself to our living conditions.

That's what I thought.

The alarms would go off because all these hotels have bomb detectors. Right?

The always efficient flamethrower.

The ancient language...

The attack was launched by two unregistered warships.

The case...

The cell is, for lack of a better word...

The cells are bombarded by slightly greasy solar atoms which forces the body to react to protect itself.

The compositional elements of his DNA chain are the same as ours.

The diva said that I should take care of you.

The fifth element.

The fifth element.

The flights are full for months, and with all the celebrities the hotel will be guarded like a fortress.

The gun!

The guy's just been arrested for uranium smuggling.

The hotel of a thousand and one follies and lollies and lick em lollies.

The local time is 3:20 p.m.

The lucky winner of the Gemini Croquette Contest.

The mission is accomplished.

The Mondoshawan never fully trusted the human race.

The Mondoshawan...

The Mondoshawans will help.

The most beautiful concert hall of all the universe!

The most terrible intelligence imaginable, Mr. President.

The name of the winner of the super green Gemini Croquette Contest!

The opposite of full.

The perfect one.

The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches, all accessible until 5 p.m.

The planet has increased in diameter by 200 percent.

The planet seems to have stopped at 62 miles from impact.

The police control is now terminated.

The president's an idiot. You don't sound like an idiot.

The real Dallas took my place. I don't understand.

The rescue team has reported from the Mondoshawan crash site.

The right size, the right build, the right hair, the right on.

The second was from my lawyer telling me he was leaving with my wife.

The so called art dealer.

The stones, where are they?

The stones, where are they?

The stones.

The stones. Where are the stones?

The supreme being sent to Earth to save the universe.

The tickets.

The weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations.

The winner will go with me for two days to Fhloston Paradise.

Then the airship goes higher to offer you a better view with your dinner.

Then what?

Then... then let us... Let us toast to your fame.

There is only one thing.

There you go.

There, you see now how all your so called power counts for nothing?

There's an autowash in that shower.

There's nowhere else to go.

There's simply more of them, tightly packed with infinite genetic knowledge.

Thermal bandages.

They already know too much.

They gave the stones to someone they do trust.

They got big teeth, and they got big foreheads, big ears and they stink.

They just landed in the desert.

They need...

They wondered if it'd be possible to fire 500,000?

They're here.

They're not here.

They're...

Think he's gonna be okay?

This boy is fuelled like fire, so start melting, ladies...

This case is empty.

This case is supposed to be full!

This could be something...

This divine light they talk about.

This has 200,000 memo groups.

This I don't understand.

This is a normal human DNA chain, okay?

This is a police control.

This is a Type A alert.

This is all my fault.

This is not an exercise.

This is not an exercise.

This is Ruby Rhod, your main man, and I'll tell you live at 5...

This is so stupid.

This is the last phase.

This is the police.

This is the police.

This is the police.

This is the president. That's an order.

This man...

This perfect being.

This...

Three hundred years of waiting, for nothing.

Thrilled.

Thus adding to the great chain...

Time to join Ruby Rhod and Korben Dallas...

Tissue processing.

Titanium recharger, 3000 round clip with bursts of 3 to 300.

To enjoy the privilege of the unique concert of Miss Plavalaguna!

To fame.

To my left, Baby Ray, star of stage and screen.

To those 50 billion pairs of ears out there.

To who?

Too late.

Torture who you have to, the president, I don't care.

Try to make contact the Mondoshawans. We owe them an explanation.

Trying to keep you in the DJ business.

Two golden menus.

Two men with me. The rest in the main ventilation.

Two minutes to complete evacuation.

Two, of all the members in your unit, you're the most highly decorated.

Two, one...

Unit 47, we're on the way...

Up front loading of a 120 ZR missile. Marker lights on the objective.

V is good.

Valiant.

Very beautiful.

Very nice things worth saving, so beautiful things.

Very practical. Our famous net launcher.

Voilà, the ZF 1.

Vulnerable.

W What do you want me to do?

W Where did he learn to negotiate like that?

Wait, wait, Father.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Wake up.

Wake up. Wake up. It's time for you to work now.

Watch down there. Down there.

Watch this.

Water for water. Fire for fire. Earth for earth. Go, now!

We are going to arrest her.

We are lost.

We are warriors, not merchants.

We call it human nature. You learn about that on your screen?

We do hope that you've enjoyed your flight for today and hope to see you again soon.

We go live in one minute, Mr. President.

We got lucky.

We have 12 swimming pools and two on the rooftop.

We have a problem.

We have to save the world, my son.

We heard about your good luck on the radio and we need your tickets for Fhloston.

We need some heat here, man! Get some heat!

We need to find the leader. Mangalores won't fight without the leader.

We put it through the cellular hygiene detector.

We risked our lives.

We start again.

We'd love to help, but I mean there's only one door, where can we hide?

We'll be right back.

We'll protect the life of 200 billion of my fellow citizens.

We're in position, Mr. President.

We're initiating thermonucleatic imaging.

We're just going to wait here for a little while until things quiet down, if you don't mind.

We're never gonna make it.

We're sending somebody in to negotiate!

We're working on it, Mr. President.

Weddings?

Welcome to Fhloston Paradise.

Welcome to paradise.

Welcome to the... I'm security.

Welcome to the... Tall...

Well anyway, he has your ticket for the show, and he'll be here in 20 minutes.

Well give it here.

Well, if this is the five...

What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and colour.

What are you talking about?

What did she say?

What do we have that's bigger than 240?

What do you mean, it's advancing?

What do you mean?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

What happened? Staedert, can you hear me?

What is divine light?

What was his name?

What? You save the planet?

What's she doing?

What's the use of saving life when you see what you do with it?

What's wrong with you? It hurt!

When is Leeloo not in trouble?

Where are the stones?

Where are you, man?

Where are you?

Where is it?

Where's Ruby?

Where's the robot to pat you on the back?

Where's the robot to pat you on the back?

Wherever there is life, it brings death...

Which is more than enough for any species to perpetuate itself.

Which will regulate your sleeping during the flight.

Who in God's name would do such a thing?

Who is it? Who is it?

Who sat next to you for 1000 missions? I know how you drive.

Who took another route.

Why do you need me?

Why in the hell is it eating up all the satellites?

Why not?

Why not?

Why not?

Why?

Will be here.

Wind blows.

Wind.

With the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier.

With the stones...

Wonderful.

Would've immediately asked about the red button on the bottom of the gun.

Wrong answer.

Yeah, but I...

Yeah, everything's ready, captain.

Yeah, I'm sorry. Let me see if they're revived.

Yeah, long enough. Come on, give me the cash.

Yeah, thank you for reminding me.

Yeah, that's me.

Yeah, we've not a moment to lose. Wake her up.

Yeah, yeah, hold on. What?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Leeloo.

Yes, I know all that. But how do you open these stones?

Yes, I know I just had an accident, you daffy bastard!

Yes, I know!

Yes, I know. I was there when she landed.

Yes, that's me, but I don't know who she is.

Yes, the gun. Yeah.

Yes, there was a man with a limp...

Yes, yes, just a minute.

Yes, you're right.

Yes, you're trying to save the world. I remember.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. No. I just met this girl, but I'm gonna marry her.

Yes. Yes, love. That's good. That's good.

You are an expert in the use of all weapons and spacecraft needed in this mission.

You asked for a case. We brought you a case.

You bring them water.

You can call me when you learn how to English.

You can't drink a toast with water. Billy, in my sack, the grappa.

You couldn't think of anything a little more discreet?

You dinged the fender again. That's it, right? You dinged the goddamn fender.

You don't mind, do you? You sure?

You don't need a priest, you just need a doctor. You'll be alright.

You got broken fingers? You can't punch my number?

You have 48 hours.

You have five points left on your license.

You have no idea how much you're helping me.

You heard that?

You in charge?

You just put it like that.

You know what? You gotta learn to lie better.

You know, it's funny. I've met you twice today.

You know, one of these really big fares you just can't resist.

You know. Perfect.

You like it?

You mind if I try?

You miserable bastard, I never should've pushed you out.

You must be parched.

You nervous in the service?

You okay, General? Over here.

You okay, General? Over here.

You prefer your cat to the real thing.

You rigged the contest?

You saved my life...

You see here these different peoples, or symbols of people...

You see, Father, by creating a little destruction...

You see, normal human beings have 40 DNA memo groups...

You should hold on.

You still pining for that two timing slut? Forget about her man. There's millions of them out there.

You understand?

You want some more?

You want to play it hard? Let's play it hard.

You wouldn't even feed your white pussycat a croquette, who you obviously love more than me.

You, me, anybody, right?

You.

You... What is your name?

You'll have what you asked for in a few hours.

You'll know everything there is to know about the D man.

You're a monster, Zorg.

You're a shining example of this army's might.

You're a winner!

You're going to have to learn to develop those communication skills.

You're listening to Radio Cosmos and it is now 5 p.m.

You're right, you're right. I shouldn't have done that.

You're right.

You're right. That's exactly what we'll do.

You're so wrong. Let me explain.

You're the only one left alive.

You're warriors. Be proud.

You've gotta help me. You just gotta hide somewhere.

You've won the annual Gemini Contest and a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two.

Your girl just hung up on me. Oh Christ. I'll never be a grandmother.

Your theory is interesting, Father but we don't have time to go into that right now.

Your time for revenge is at hand.

Zero stones, zero crates!

Zone two?

Zorg here.

Zorg.

Zorg's office.

...disappointed. ...one...

...it is to be... ...two...

"Big bada boom"? Boom?

"help." I've only got one point left on my license

Am I disturbing you? No, no, no, I was just...

and a detailed blueprint of the entire hotel. Good work, my son.

And he third one? Of all the members of your unit...

And then? Then it will be too late.

And you know how to do that, right? Theoretically...

Any questions? Yeah, just one. Why me?

Anything yet? No, sir.

Are there any tickets left for the opera, I'm a big fan? You have a seat reserved, front row...

because it is evil. Absolute evil. One more reason to shoot first.

Because... Tell me.

Can I talk to you for a minute? Sure. Yeah.

Car's running fine. Purring like a kitten. Fine. What "fine"?

Come on. Put your hand on it. Oh, my God.

Dallas. Dallas. But...

Did you destroy it? I'm about to, sir.

Did you get them? Yeah.

disappointed. Five...

Do you understand? Big trouble? Yes.

Enjoy your evening, Mr. Dallas. Thank you.

Finger. Where is the cab?

five more minutes. You have 20 seconds.

Get back! Go on! Get out of here. Evacuation! Evacuation!

Give me the cash. Been here long?

Green? Super green.

Ground is clear. Roger. Ready for lift off?

He's a she. You noticed that.

He's so green. Yes, I'm sure you're very excited.

Hello. Korben, sweetheart.

Helm to 108. Yes, sir.

Hi, sweetie. I love you too, Major.

How do I look? Like shit.

I don't feel right. I don't feel right, Korben. The stones are "in me".

I don't know. Let's count.

I don't want to die. Please, my son.

I got nothing. He's got a scan blocker. Means he's a car thief. Blast him.

I had a horrible nightmare. Propulsion 2 X 4.

I have a doubt. I don't, Mr. President.

I think he's trying to say something to me. Get down!

I was just standing here. Quickly.

I was talking to the cat. Oh, yeah, I forgot...

I'm going to be happily married. Major! Major! Major!

I'm not on the plane. What?

I'm not with him. Where's the other?

I'm so sorry. I don't need your help.

ID, please. I'm sorry.

Is the diva here yet? Not yet.

Is there any danger? No.

It could bring you good luck! Yeah, sure.

It don't exist, major. Yeah, I know.

It's a miracle. Miracle she's not dead.

It's an honour to receive you, Mr. President. Yes, right.

It's the key to the temple. Oh, no.

Landing gear secure. Roger. Checklist for light speed.

Leeloo? Yes.

Major, we don't have time for this. It's just for one minute.

Major... Major! You gotta hide somewhere.

Make sure you get the snake. Yes, I've got your snakes.

Make that two. Oh, David.

Mr. President? Yes, now what?

Mr. Rhod. What?

Mr. Zorg would like to talk to you. Mister who?

My wife. You remarried?

Negative. ASAP.

No, Father. Billy, look at me!

No, ma'am. No, no no, I tried. No, ma'am. Who's that?

Open the other one. Okay.

Parasites in landing gear. Ground, you copy?

Permission granted for one hour. More than I need.

Please proceed calmly to the lifeboats... Stay calm!

Put her in the centre. Where? Here?

Right now, I'm trying to save Leeloo, Father. Leeloo's in trouble?

She didn't breast feed you. I did. Goodbye, Mr. Dallas.

Sorry sir, this will never happen again. I know.

Staedert. Yes, sir.

Super green? Super green.

Sweet dreams, Mr. Dallas. No, wait...

Thanks for the tip. Glad to be of help, my friend.

That's it. That's it. Match up the symbols. Go! Go!

That's the leader. Send someone to negotiate.

The stones weren't on board the ship. What do you mean?

They really make her... Perfect, I know.

This is a police control. Don't touch anything.

This is it. I'll be over here, alright?

until death. No, no!

Vito Cornelius. What?

W What you doing? Count to 10.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Get down!

Want a cup of coffee? Yes, please.

Was that a bomb? You shut up and count!

We lost it. We lost the signal.

We're not gonna go on vacation. We're on a mission. What kind of mission?

We're saved. I'm screwed.

Well, billy, well. You have some glasses? Of course.

What are you doing? I'm gonna save your ass so you can save the world.

What do I do? If he moves, squeeze the trigger.

What do you mean, empty? Empty...

What do you mean, it's not loaded? You have to...

What does "ekto gamat" mean? "Never without my permission."

What does it want with radio waves? Maybe it wants to make a call.

What mission? To save the world.

What? Hold this gun.

What? I just found a picture of you.

What? What you doing?

What?! I'm sorry Father. I didn't know what to do.

What'd you do? Show me what you did. Nothing.

What's she saying? Don't know. Activate the phonic detector.

What's wrong with me? I try to serve life.

What's your name? Fog.

What's your name? Korben Dallas.

Where are the stones? What?

Where are the stones? What?

Where's Leeloo? She's on the plane with Mr. Dallas.

Yeah, big bada boom. Bada boom.

Yeah. Oh, good.

Yes? Champagne for the diva.

You got a message. Yeah.

You got it figured out, Father? Eh, yeah.

You know how all this works? Theoretically, yes.

You must give her the stones. Who?

You want some more? Yeah.

You're gonna save the world? Yes!

You're with them? Look at me.

You're with them? Look at me.

You've never seen this work before, have you? No.

...lift off.

...located in the main hallways.

'Cause if it is a bomb...

'cause the boy is hotter than hot. He's hot, hot, hot!

"Bada boom"?

"I love to sing," she recently confessed to me.

"It never rain every day." This is good news, guaranteed.

"Korben David Dallas." Perfect.

"Retrieve four stones from the diva Plavalaguna and bring them back with the utmost discretion possible."

"You are fired."

"You leave immediately for Fhloston Paradise.

♪ All night long All night ♪