Top Gun (1986) Edit

A good pilot is compelled to evaluate what's happened

A little below glide path. Call the ball.

A rescue operation will soon begin. Your mission is to give it air support.

A rolling reversal would work well in that situation.

All yours, Charlie.

Altitude 8,000... 7,000...

An old friend?

And it doesn't bleed energy below 300 knots like the MiG 28.

And the second?

And then I thought about it.

Are you all right?

As you know, the F 5 doesn't have the thrust to weight ratio of the MiG 28.

At least Viper got Iceman before he got us. We've still got a shot at it.

Banking left.

Better to retire and save your aircraft than push a bad position.

Bingo, Maverick's dead. You're out of there, kid.

Break now, Jester.

But it's looking good so far.

But not her. She'd sit up there alone, just listening for hours.

But please understand, I still have a job to do.

But who the hell knows? It's all classified.

Charlie, jump in here any time. You stay in that diamond another three seconds,

Check the guy to the north!

Come around. That's it.

Come in.

Come on, brother, sing with the family.

Come on, come on.

Come on, keep coming.

Come on, Mav. Just one more game. That evens it up.

Coming in, Ice.

Coming in, Ice. I got two MiGs, dead ahead.

Completely unpredictable.

Congratulations on Top Gun. Sorry to hear about Cougar. He was a good man.

Contact. Multiple bogeys. Two miles. Looks like they're going away from us.

Cougar was doing just fine.

Cougar, we've had enough fun for one day, don't you think?

Cougar, you've got MiG one. I'm going after MiG two.

Cougar, your tail is clear. MiG one has bugged out.

Cougar?

Crash and burn, huh, Mav?

Damn it, that's twice. I want some butts!

Damn it.

Damn, this kid's good.

Dead ahead, 15 miles, 600 knots.

Did he? Great.

Dismissed.

Do you see a trailer? Looks like he's a single.

Don't be late again. You look great, honey.

During Korea, we shot down 12 of their jets for every one of ours.

During Vietnam, that ratio fell to 3 1. Our pilots were dependant on missiles.

Easy, Cougar. Bring him back, hard right. Help me engage.

Even you could get laid in here.

Everybody liked him.

Except you did forget the wine.

Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?

Excuse me...

Firing!

Fitness report says it all. He's a wild card.

For five weeks, you're going to fly against the best.

Freeze there. The MiG has you in his gunsight. What were you thinking?

Geez, I crack myself up.

Gentlemen, I hate to break up the party before it gets out of hand...

Gentlemen. You had a hell of a first day.

Get control!

Get in there, come on. What the hell are you doing?

Get out of here.

Get out of there, Hollywood!

Get the hell out of there. Come off my right. I'm in.

Ghost Rider, 203. I have them inbound, bogey heading 270 at 10 miles.

Ghost Rider, we have an unknown aircraft. Vector 090 for bogey.

God, I want him back.

Goddamn it. Mustang, this bogey's all over me.

Goddamn it. This bogey's all over me.

Goddamn son of a bitch!

Goose tells me you're in love with one of your instructors.

Goose... Oh, no!

Great shot. I should be a photographer.

Great. Maverick and Goose.

Great. Then I won't have to worry about you making your living as a singer.

Greetings.

Gutsiest move I ever saw, man.

Have you boys seen an aircraft carrier?

He disappeared in an F 4, November 5th, 1965.

He is 100% prime time in love with you.

He tells me about all of them. My angel Goose goes home early for church.

He told me all about the time you went ballistic with Penny Benjamin.

He was a natural heroic son of a bitch.

He was my RIO, my responsibility.

He would have flown anyway... without you.

He'd have hated it, but he would have done it.

He's coming around on our tail!

He's firing. Break left!

He's going for the hard deck. Let's nail him.

He's still back there. Come on, Mav, do some of that pilot shit.

He's still with us.

He's too close for missiles. I'm switching to guns.

Hello, Pete Mitchell.

Hello. We will be dealing with F 5s and A 4s as our MiG simulators.

Hey, Goose, you big stud. Take me to bed or lose me forever.

Hey, man. We could have had him...

Hi, it's Wolfman.

Hi, Maverick, come on in. How are you? Sure you're feeling okay?

His record will be cleared. He's restored to flight status without further delay.

Hollywood, you lead. I'll cover you.

Hollywood's okay. I want Viper.

How about some help? Engage!

How long? 10 minutes? It's over in two minutes!

However, the MiG 28 does have a problem with its inverted flight tanks.

I actually had this counter in mind.

I almost orphaned him today. I've never even seen him.

I am dangerous.

I came in here to save you from making a big mistake with that older guy.

I can't hear you.

I can't reach the ejection handle!

I can't shoot, so let's have a little fun.

I didn't tell her that. I can't believe you said that. That was a secret.

I do mind. I'm hungry.

I don't know what the hell went wrong.

I don't know, it just doesn't seem fair... for you, I mean. But...

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't normally invite students to my house. You're...

I don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you.

I feel the need... the need for speed.

I figured with your security clearance you'd know more about it than I do.

I flew with your old man. VF 51, the Oriskany.

I got a family to think about. I can't afford to blow this.

I got him. Here comes the shot.

I got tone. Firing!

I guess that fly by wasn't such a big hit, huh?

I guess when I see something, I go right after it.

I had the shot. There was no danger, so I took it.

I have Top Secret clearance.

I heard the best of the best were gonna be back here, so...

I heard you got that job in Washington. Congratulations.

I just don't know.

I know it's tough. The Academy rejected you because you're Duke Mitchell's kid.

I know.

I know...

I know... but you were tempted to ask me out for dinner.

I lost him in the sun! Shit, what's he doing? You got him, Merlin?

I really enjoyed that, Mav, thanks a lot. Holy shit.

I said to Hollywood, "Where did he go?" He said, "Where did who go?"

I see 20 new hotshots every eight weeks. I'm sure you can figure that out.

I see them. Two A 4s. Left 10 o'clock level. Continue left turn.

I think maybe it was my fault.

I told her how tough it is here. My ass dragging like an old tired dog.

I told her you didn't even have a woman.

I was afraid they'd see right through me.

I won't blow sunshine up your ass.

I'd be happy to find a girl who'd talk dirty to me.

I'd just really like to hear about the MiG sometime.

I'd like to help. I know it's difficult.

I'd love to be able to warn you off about Maverick, but I just love him to death.

I'll be here if you need me, okay?

I'll be with you in just a second.

I'll fire when I'm goddamn good and ready. You got that?

I'll have what he's having. Hemlock, is it?

I'll tell you tomorrow. But it's looking good so far.

I'm glad we got that straight.

I'm going after Viper.

I'm gonna be honest with you.

I'm gonna finish my sentence. My review of your performance was right on.

I'm gonna go embarrass myself with Goose for a while.

I'm gonna need a beer to put these flames out. Great, Mav. Real slick.

I'm here to help.

I'm hit. We're coming apart. I can't control it! We're going down.

I'm holding on too tight. I've lost the edge. I'm sorry, sir.

I'm losing control. I can't control it!

I'm off. Shit.

I'm on my way.

I'm sorry about Goose.

I'm sorry I was late.

I'm sorry.

I'm trying for this big promotion. If I get it, I won't be here much longer.

I've got a good lock. Firing.

I've got him locked. Bingo!

I've got to be straight with you, Mav. Right now, I just hope we graduate.

I've got to do something. I can't believe it. I have to give you your dream shot.

I've known Pete for a lot of years. One thing's for certain.

I've seen all the evidence, and it's not your responsibility. It's not your fault.

Ice is right below with a MiG on his tail.

Ice water.

Ice, Slider... Hollywood, Wolfman.

Ice, we've got a problem. I have four aircraft on radar. Four bogeys.

If I reversed on a hard cross, I could go to guns on him.

If I reversed on a hard cross, I could go to guns on him.

If you don't mind, I'll just take a quick shower while you're finishing up here.

If you were directly above him, how could you see him?

In case some of you wonder who the best is, they're on this plaque.

In my squadron in Vietnam, we lost 8 of 18 aircraft. 10 men.

Is that why you fly the way you do? Trying to prove something?

Is that why you're always second best up there?

Is there something I should know about?

Is this your idea of fun?

It looks like you need another shower.

It makes me nervous.

It takes a lot more than just fancy flying.

It won't do a negative G push over.

It's a big mystery.

It's coupling up. This is not good!

It's got to be hard on the guy though.

It's the MiG.

It's your option, Lieutenant. All yours.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus! And you call me reckless? When I fly, my crew and my plane come first.

Jesus... You kill me.

Just listening. She died shortly after him.

Knock it off, gentlemen. Let's go home. Viper has the lead.

Let's go!

Let's not bullshit. Your family name ain't the best in the Navy.

Let's see if we can scare him out of here. Lock up, baby.

Lieutenant?

Lieutenant?

Listen to her, because the Pentagon listens to her about your proficiency.

Look at you.

Look, thank you. If I'd wanted help, I would have asked for it.

Make us proud. Ice... Hollywood, sector two.

Make yourself comfortable. Mike will be right down.

Maverick just quit.

Maverick makes an aggressive vertical move and defeats him with a missile.

Maverick, you back them up with Merlin on ready five.

Maverick, you big stud...

Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing.

Maverick, you'll get your RIO when you get to the ship. If you don't...

Maverick!

Maverick? I'm curious.

Maverick? You and Goose get your butts up to Viper's office, now!

Maverick? You're on the front pages of all the English speaking world.

Maverick. I flew with his old man.

Maverick's re engaging, sir.

Maverick's up and ready in alert five.

Maybe I could be a truck driver. You got the number of that truck driving school?

Mayday, mayday. Mav's in trouble. He's in a flat spin heading out to sea!

Mitchell?

Morning, Scott. Morning, Wells.

My bogey's still locked up. He's drifting to the left.

My folks loved it. I haven't heard this in years.

Next.

No apologies.

No problem. Good luck.

No way. My old man was a great fighter pilot.

No, he was, man. It was a really great move.

No, sir.

No, that's over. It's just over.

No. I don't date students.

Now then, this is a perfect example of a textbook manoeuvre.

Now, we don't make policy here. Elected officials, civilians, do that.

Oh, my God.

Okay, I guess it's my turn, isn't it? All right, the bet is 20 dollars.

On the count of three, break hard right.

One MiG 12 o'clock high... Watch your back!

One MiG passing between us.

One of the most qualified is call sign Charlie, with a Ph.D. In astrophysics.

Our commanding officer was the very first man to win the Top Gun trophy.

Please? For me? Come on... For me?

Pull up, Cougar.

Put in hack twice by me with a history of high speed passes

Really? So I could go on to a bigger one with a young guy like yourself?

Remember, no points for second place.

Remember, when it's over out there, we're all on the same team.

Remember, when it's over out there, we're all on the same team.

Rock and roll! Here's our big chance.

Roger ball.

Roger, that's your bogey.

She said, "He probably doesn't have one, but eight."

She's lost that loving feeling.

She's lost that loving feeling.

Shoot. I can't get him off my tail.

Simple. You've acquired enough points

Sir, I had him in my sights. He saw me move in for the kill.

Sir, let go of him. You've got to let him go, sir.

Slider...

So long, Pete Mitchell.

So, I'm too late.

Some of you have to depart immediately. We have a crisis situation.

Some pilots wait a whole career to see a MiG up close. Lucky and famous?

Sorry to bother you on a Sunday, sir. Thank you for your time.

Stick with it...

Still awake? Yeah.

Strike three.

Take me to bed or lose me forever.

Take the shot, kid.

Tell me about the MiG some other time. Gentlemen?

Tell me, if you had to go into battle, would you want him with you?

Thank you. I enjoyed being here.

Thanks, Maverick.

Thanks. But I wasn't gonna leave without saying goodbye.

That bogey's still behind you. I'm manoeuvring for a shot.

That bogey's still behind you. I'm manoeuvring for a shot.

That is all.

That son of a bitch cut me off.

That was some of the best flying I've seen yet. Until you got killed.

That was stupid, I know better than that. That will never happen again.

That's a big gamble with a $30 million plane.

That's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

That's it. Almost there.

That's pretty arrogant, considering the company you're in.

That's the last thing you should do. The MiG's right on your tail.

The battle occurred over the wrong line on some map.

The best driver and his RIO from each class has his name on it.

The best driver and his RIO from each class has his name on it.

The Board of Inquiry finds that he was not at fault in the accident of 29 July.

The bogey has good position right here. Freeze frame. A moment of choice.

The Defence Department regrets to inform you your sons died of stupidity.

The encounter was a victory, but we show it as an example of what not to do.

The enemy's dangerous, but right now you're worse. Dangerous and foolish.

The F 14 is defensive. He has a chance to bug out right here.

The first one dies, you die too. But there will be others.

The hard deck for this hop was 10,000 feet. You knew it. You broke it.

The hard deck on this is 10,000 feet. There'll be no engagement below that.

The MiG. You're the only pilot who's been up against a MiG 28.

The Pentagon sees to it that I know more than you.

The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies' room.

The spin was induced by the disruption of air flow into the starboard engine.

The SS Layton has become disabled and has wandered into foreign territory.

The stink of it was... he screwed up.

The Top Gun trophy is still up for grabs.

Then you broke another one with that circus stunt fly by.

There are hearts breaking wide open all over the world tonight.

There are MiGs in the area. If you witness a hostile act, return fire.

These proceedings are closed.

They are our best source of information on enemy aircraft.

They carry the Exocet anti ship missile. They can fire it from 100 miles away.

They have the option to come back here and be Top Gun instructors.

This could be complicated.

This disruption stalled the engine,

This is going to be complicated.

This is hop 19. Multiple aircraft, multiple bogeys. Your training is half over.

This is hop 31. Two weeks to graduation.

This is not good. We've got a flame out. Engine one is out... Engine two is out.

This is Voodoo Three. Remaining MiGs are bugging out.

This is your first hop. The jets you're flying against are smaller and faster,

This school is about combat. There are no points for second place.

This school is about combat. There are no points for second place.

Three... two... one... break right!

To be the best of the best means you make mistakes and then you go on.

Tom, this is Pete Mitchell. Tom Kazansky.

Top Gun rules of engagement exist for your safety and for that of your team.

Two of your snot nosed jockeys flew by by at over 400 knots. I want their butts!

Unfortunately, it worked. The MiG never got a clean shot.

Unless you are a fool, that boy is off the market.

Voodoo One, 090, radar contact 15 miles. They're doing 500 knots.

Voodoo One, Wood's been hit. We've lost Hollywood!

Watch out!

Watch the mountains!

We are their instruments and must always act as though we are at war.

We didn't slide into Cougar's spot.

We happened to see a MiG 28 do a four G negative dive.

We have four on our tail. That makes six of them!

We just flew right through his jetwash!

We started up on his six when he pulled through the clouds. I went above him.

We were in the worst dogfight ever.

We'll see you on deck.

We'll teach you to fly the F 14 faster than you've ever flown before.

We're going after Cougar.

We're in a jetwash. Shit!

We're losing Viper. Let's just stay on Jester.

We're on vapour. Let's do it.

We're running low on gas.

We've got a MiG on our tail.

Well, I didn't get that far.

Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28... Sorry, Goose.

What do you mean? It doesn't get to look any better than that.

What I'm about to tell you is classified. It could end my career.

What you do up there... It's dangerous.

What you should have done was land your plane. It belongs to the taxpayers!

What's their range now? If they break 150 miles, launch the alert five aircraft.

When I first met you, you were larger than life.

When I realised we were off to Top Gun, all I could think about was that trophy.

Where did you see this?

Why didn't you tell me you were the famous MiG Insulter?

Wood, we've got four bogeys.

Wood, you got them? They must be close. I'm getting a hard on.

Yeah, he did it right.

Yeah, your old man did it right.

Yes, sir!

Yes, sir!

You are direct, aren't you.

You are still dangerous.

You can extend an escape. You made a bad choice.

You can run, kid, but you can't hide.

You didn't learn a damn thing, did you? Except to quit.

You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

You feel responsible for Goose. And you have a confidence problem.

You fly at least two combat missions a day, attend classes and evaluations.

You fly jets long enough, something like this happens.

You followed Commander Heatherly below after he lost sight of you. Why?

You guys are number one. But you remember one thing:

You have to have carnal knowledge, of a lady this time, on the premises.

You have to live with that reputation. But it's like you're flying against a ghost.

You know, on the first one, I crashed and burned.

You may not like who's flying with you, but whose side are you on?

You need any help? You figured it out yet?

You need to be doing it better and cleaner than the other guy.

You never, never leave your wingman.

You screw up, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit.

You stink.

You took it, and broke a major rule of engagement.

You want to just drop down on the tile and go for it?

You wanted to know who the best is? That's him. Iceman.

You were in a four G inverted dive with a MiG 28?

You were number two. Cougar was number one. He turned in his wings.

You weren't gonna say goodbye?

You won't find a finer fighter pilot anywhere. Commander Mike Metcalf.

You!

You'll also be trained and evaluated by civilian specialists.

You're a hell of a pilot. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt

You're a lot like he was. Only better... and worse.

You're everyone's problem. Every time you fly, you're unsafe.

You're lucky. First the MiG and then you slide into Cougar's spot.

You're not gonna be happy unless you're going Mach 2 with your hair on fire.

You're okay, Cougar. Just stay on my wing. I'll take you all the way in.

You're one of the best pilots in the Navy.

You're the top one percent of all naval aviators.

You're too low. Increase power!

You've already left.

You've got a MiG on your left. He's gonna fire!

You've got security clearance. You can read about it.

You've got that manoeuvre down real well.

You've got to let him go.

You've got to let him go.

You've lost your qualifications as section leader three times.

Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash.

Your friend was magnificent.

Your MiG sighting is really important to my work, but...

110 miles, sir.

800 knots. Dead ahead now, eight miles.

250 miles out, sir. Get them out of here!

900 knots closure. Take angels 10, left, 3, 0.

A long cruise, was it, sailor? Too long.

A MiG's coming round on our tail. I can't leave Ice.

About two metres? 1 1/2. I have a great Polaroid of it.

Actually, we've only done this twice. How did you do?

Actually, we've only done this twice. How did you do?

All right! They won too, man.

And he's laughing at us on the radio. That was me, dickhead. We won.

Are we expecting visitors? Negative, sir.

Are you a good pilot? I can hold my own.

Are you up for this one, Maverick? Just a walk in the park.

Because I was inverted. Bullshit.

Below the hard deck doesn't count. We nailed that son of a bitch.

Break right! Shit, that was close.

but I have another problem here. I have to send somebody to Miramar.

But is Maverick the best pilot to? I know what's on your mind. Get on it.

Call sign, Viper. Gentlemen...

Can I ask you a personal question? That depends.

Charlie? Aircraft one performs a split S?

Come on, bring it right. I've had about enough of this shit.

Come on, kid. Get in there. Engage. You've got a bogey at two o'clock.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Cougar, you hear that? Roger.

Cougar's in trouble. Come on, we're getting low on gas.

Crashed and burned on the first one. And the second?

Damn it, I missed. Don't let him go.

Did your mother not like you? No, it's my call sign.

Didn't everybody? We got our butts kicked.

Dismissed. Nice going.

Do I have permission to fire? Do not fire until fired upon.

Don't tease me. Blinds, please.

Don't you leave me. Hollywood, you're looking good.

Eject... Watch the canopy!

Goddamn it. Maverick's disengaging. I knew it. Shit!

Good luck, gentlemen. Thank you, sir.

Good morning. The temperature is 110. Viper's up here? Great. Oh, shit.

Goose is dead. I know.

Goose, find Viper. He's out there. Stay with Hollywood.

Great. Jamie, come on. Can I get you a drink?

He got you, didn't he? Yeah.

He just might not make it back. Keep sending him up.

he was wounded, but he stayed.

He won't engage. It's only been a few days.

He's coming right at us, Mav. Okay, buddy. What's on your mind?

He's firing. Break right. This is Voodoo One. We are defensive.

He's getting impatient. Take the shot. 10 more seconds.

He's gonna get behind us! I'm not leaving my wingman.

He's on our tail, coming hard. I got him. Here we go.

Hey, Maverick? Hear about Ice? What's that?

Hi! Daddy.

Hold it. Check our tail. Shit, there's Jester!

How are you doing? I'm all right.

I can figure that one out on my own. I heard that about you.

I can't get him off my tail. I've got your MiG dead ahead.

I don't know where he is. You know what he's planning to do?

I don't know. Since... Puberty?

I don't know. Since... Puberty?

I don't like you. You're dangerous. That's right, Iceman.

I got some things to take care of. Just one more game.

I have to get up early in the morning. What are you doing?

I know the finger. I hate it when it does that. I'm sorry.

I see them. Right, two o'clock. I'm in. I'm in.

I thought of being an instructor, sir. Top Gun?

I thought you wanted to be a pilot. Whose butt did you kiss to get here?

I was, you know, giving him the bird. You know, the finger.

I'll get a visual ID. You hook them. I'll clean them and fry them.

I'm gonna go head to head with him. Take it easy. I'll see if he's really alone.

I'm hit. We're hit in the right engine. I'm shutting it down.

I'm moving in. I've got the shot. Come on, Mav.

I'm sorry for being direct. No apologies.

I'm taking the lead. Let's identify them. Roger. I'm on your left side, a little low.

I've got my eye on the northern bogey. Roger, I've got the southern guy.

Ice won't last down there alone... Talk to me, Goose.

Iceman, what's your position? 090 at 180 miles.

It was a nice picture. Lieutenant?

It's good to see you. Thanks.

Jester's dead. Jester's dead.

just like the enemy MiGs. As of now we are keeping score.

Just want to serve my country, sir. Don't screw around with me.

Launch the alert fighters! 160 miles and closing in fast, sir.

Let's get back in the game. No, it's no good.

Let's land this sucker. Cougar!

Let's see what you've got now, Jester. Let's turn and burn.

Let's take it back to the ship, man. Get him on deck as soon as possible.

Maverick, call the ball. Roger. Maverick has the ball.

Maverick, get your butt down here! Hang in there.

Maverick. Sir.

May I? Please.

Merlin, see if he's a single. Roger.

Merlin, you got them? I've got radar contact.

No, Mav. This is not a good idea. Sorry, but it's time to buzz the tower.

On the premises. Come on, a bet's a bet.

over five air control towers and one admiral's daughter!

Penny Benjamin? You, asshole, you're lucky to be here.

She's lost it, man. Come on. I hate it when she does that.

Shit, there's two of them. MiG 28s! What? What's their position?

Sit down. Thank you.

So you were there? I was there.

Somebody must know. Yeah, somebody knows everything.

Still is a good man. Yeah, that's what I meant.

Still manoeuvring, course 090. Let's bring it to the right.

Take the shot. I can't get a tone.

Talk to me, Goose. He's still back there. Closing in on us.

Talk to me, Goose. Roger, I got them. 900 knots closure.

That just about covers the fly bys. Follow me.

That's not what I heard. We got Jester.

the bogey's gonna blow you away. You take a hard right, select zone five...

The data on the MiG is inaccurate. How's that?

There he is. Get him, Ice! Okay, you guys, I'm coming in.

There they are. The MiG's in perfect firing position.

There's a MiG on your tail. We've only got one missile left.

There's Viper. Three o'clock low. We're Hollywood's cover.

They're coming in left. Three MiGs dead ahead.

This gives me a hard on. By the end of Vietnam, it was 12 1.

This I call a target rich environment. You live your life between your legs.

This is Ghost Rider requesting a fly by. Negative. The pattern is full.

This is it. I'll hit the brakes. He'll fly right by us.

to show up tomorrow and graduate with your class. Or you could quit.

Two MiGs dead ahead. I see them. I'll take it left.

We're hit again. We're okay.

We've lost Hollywood. Launch Maverick.

Well, it doesn't seem to be the case. So, where exactly were you?

What were you doing there? Communicating.

What? No singing? Look, I'm...

What's on your mind? My options, sir.

What's on your mind? My wife and kid, sir.

What's that? Who's the best pilot.

What's their position? 180 miles and bearing 010, sir.

What's up? I can't sleep.

Where are they? 155 miles.

Where are you going? I'm gonna take a shower.

which produced enough yaw rate to induce a spin

which was unrecoverable.

Who's up there? Cougar, Merlin, Maverick and Goose.

Willard and Simkin? We can't launch any aircraft yet, sir.

Would it have made any difference? Not in the ladies' room.

Wrong, make that five! There's five, sir.

Yes, ma'am. All right, we have a hop to take.

Yes, ma'am. At what range?

Yes, sir. God help us.

Yes, sir. I like that in a pilot.

Yes, sir. Rise.

You always get what you want? No, not always. Yeah, maybe.

You didn't tell me who you were. I didn't get a chance. You deserved it.

You go home with the hot women. Thank you, Carole.

You guys really are cowboys. What's your problem, Kazansky?

You mean notorious. See you later. You can count on it.

You think you will be on the plaque? Yes, sir.

You're a lot brighter than you look. You shut up.

You're a pilot? That's right. A naval aviator.

You're slowing down. I'm bringing him in closer.

...give me a call. I'll fly with you.

...maybe you could.

"Why don't you just tell him why you've got him here?"