Tone Loc - Funky Cold Medina (Official Video) [HQ] Edit

A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap

Alex from Stroh's

Alright, dig it

And did the wild thing on my leg

And I knew that she was with it

Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection

Break it down

But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction

But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina

But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man

Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action

Havin' drinks with some no name chump

He used to scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner

I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" he said, "Funky Cold Medina"

I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door

I got Spuds McKenzie

I said, "Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says, I'll be seein' ya"

I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina

I took a shot as a contestant on, The Love Connection

I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner

I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"

Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'

It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac

My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L O C?

Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick

She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'

She said, "I'd like a drink," I said, "Ehm okay, I'll go get it"

So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina

So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener

So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned

That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina

The audience voted, and you know they picked a winner

The girls are all around, but none of them wanna get with me

The girls is all jockin' at the other end of the bar

Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips

Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me

This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks

This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies

When they know that I'm the star

Ya know?

Ya, know what I'm sayin'

You know what I'm sayin'?

You know, ain't no plans with a man

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