💬 Monsters, Inc. (2001)

A kid!

A little lower.

A single touch could kill you.

A stupid kid!

Abominable. Can you believe that?

Actually, she's my cousin's sister's...

Actually, that's my cousin's sister's

All clear. Situation is niner niner zero. Ready for decon.

All right.

All scare floors are now active.

All we have to do is call her door and send her home.

All you had to do was listen to me.

Always watching.

An entire scare floor out of commission.

And cut.

And don't worry. I'll take good care of the kid.

And give them a demonstration.

And give us that scare demonstration?

And I don't want to see any paperwork on this.

And I'll never get through this.

And I'll silence anyone who gets in my way!

And it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to lie in bed, sleep in,

And leaving the door open is the worst mistake

And now look where we are! We were about to break the record.

And now Randall's trying to kill us!

And release it into the wild.

And research into new energy techniques.

And shook me like a doll.

And that's why I need you to be at your best.

And the fact that laughter is ten times more powerful than scream

And wait till you see the local village.

And what about me?

Another day like this and that scare record's in the bag.

Any employee can make because...

Any second now.

Anybody scaring in here?

Anyone?

Anyone? There's a door here.

Are not gonna fool anyone. Think about names.

Are they? You know, I hadn't even noticed.

Are we gonna march in public with that thing?

Are you all right?

Are you done in there?

Are you in there?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you sleepy? Wanna sleep?

As if dinner wasn't enough, I'm taking her to a monster truck rally.

As long as it doesn't come near us we're gonna be OK.

Attaboy. Another door coming right up.

Attention.

Attention. We have a new scare leader.

Bada bing.

Be quiet. Don't you think I'm aware of the situation?

Be relaxed. Be relaxed. Be relaxed.

Bear, he's a happy bear.

Because of you I am now stuck in this frozen wasteland.

Because of you, I had to banish my top scarer.

Because you're on your own.

Best three years of my life.

Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.

Boo, it's me.

Boo, way to go.

Boo, you're all right. I was so worried. I was...

Boo!

Boo?

Boo? What about us?

Boo.

Boo...

Both of us together

Bottoms up.

Boy, Wazowski looks like he's in trouble.

Breathe. Keep breathing.

Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day.

But at least we had some laughs, right?

But Boo's in trouble.

But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.

But how did...

But I spotted several big mistakes.

But I'm not gonna scare you.

But I'm so glad you're safe.

But if it was an inside job, I'd put my money on Waxford.

But now we can set everything straight again.

But that is a horrible idea.

But this is the best birthday ever.

But when the big hand points down,

But, Boo...

Bye bye. Look at the stick. See the stick? Go get the stick.

Called himself King Itchy. It won't be so hard for you guys.

Can anyone tell me Mr. Bile's big mistake?

Can it! So, what do you think of that kid getting out, Sullivan?

Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster,

Chalooby. Baby.

Cheating? Cheating. Right.

Chuck him, baby.

Clear the contaminated area.

Close your eyes. Follow me.

Come here, kid.

Come here, you!

Come on, George. I know you can do this.

Come on, pal. Cheer up. We did it!

Come on, pal. If you start crying, I'm gonna cry.

Come on, while we're young here, Fungus.

Come on.

Come on. No peeking.

Come on. No, no. Come on. Hey, hey.

Come on. The coast is clear.

Come on. We can talk about this.

Could produce this much energy in one shot.

Cutest thing in the world. I haven't mentioned the free yaks' milk.

Did she disappear?

Did she turn invisible?

Did the whole family see it? It's your mom.

Did you lose weight? Or a limb?

Did you see me? I'm a natural.

Did you see the way she looked at me?

Do I look abominable to you?

Do I see 120?

Do you hear that? It's the winds of change.

Dodgeball was the best. I was the fastest one out there.

Does anyone else know about this?

Does that matter?

Doesn't that matter?

Don't do it.

Don't I matter?

Don't let it happen again.

Don't look down!

Don't you ever run away from me again, young lady.

Door, yes, door.

Duck and cover, people!

Especially you, James.

Ever since the kid came in, you've ignored everything I've said,

Every time you turn something on, Monsters, Incorporated is there.

Everyone knows you'll get us through it.

Everything's going to be OK.

Excuse us.

Feel the burn. You call yourself a monster?

Fight that plaque. Scary monsters don't have plaque.

Finally. I never should have trusted you with this.

Fine. My chair's more comfortable anyway.

Finish him off!

First I need to know where the kid is and you're gonna tell me.

First time in a month.

Follow the sultry sound of my voice.

For once.

For the first time in monster history.

For the good of the company.

For... What did you do wrong this time?

Four, three, two...

Fungus? Fungus? You like cars?

Funny, right? See, with the...

Gentlemen, safety is our number one concern.

George and I are like brothers. 2319!

Get him, Mama. Get that gator.

Get inside.

Get off my tail. Let go.

Get the machine running. I'll take care of the kid.

Get the picture?

Get up, Sulley!

Get up. There can't be any witnesses.

Get your hands off my schmoopsie pooh.

Giant slingshot, too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse, too Greek.

Girls, stop, stop, stop.

Give me that kid.

Give me that shovel. There!

Give me the child. Give her to me!

Go ahead. Go grow up.

Go ahead. Go to sleep.

Go get 'em, Georgie.

Go get 'em, googly bear.

Go get 'em, Mr. Sullivan.

Gonna let you teach that guy a lesson.

Good evening. Nice to see you.

Good morning, Roz, my succulent garden snail.

Good. Good, Sulley. Keep it up. You're doing great.

Good... You know, that wasn't very funny.

Goodbye, Boo.

Goodbye, Mr. Waternoose.

Googly bear, come here, you.

Googly bear!

Googly bear.

Gotcha.

Great job, buddy. We lost him.

Great job, Mikey. You filled your quota on the first kid of the day.

Great. A welcoming committee. What are we gonna do?

Had nothing to do with it?

Halt.

Harryhausen's? But it's impossible to get a reservation there.

He didn't... No paperwork?

He's a happy bear. He has no...

He's not crying, neither should you. We'll be in trouble

He's the one.

Hello, boys.

Hello, Wazowski. Fun filled evening planned for tonight?

Hello?

Hello? Hey.

Hello? I know! Wasn't I great?

Hello.

Hello. Yo.

Help. Help! Help, help!

Here we are. Here's the kid.

Here, look. See bear? Nice bear.

Here's the pitch and he is out of here.

Here's the truth.

Hey, Boo. Just kidding. Look.

Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's five after 6:00 a.m.

Hey, hey, get lost, you two. You're making him lose his focus.

Hey, hey. That's it. No one touches Little Mikey.

Hey, hey. This thing is moving.

Hey, I got more snow cones!

Hey, may the best monster win.

Hey, Sulley, where you been all day?

Hey, Ted, good morning.

Hey, that looks like Randall.

Hey, watch it.

Hey, Wazowski, nice job. Those numbers are pretty sweet.

Hey, we got a dead door over here.

Hey, you hear that? Sounds like fun in there.

Hey, you're good.

Hey! You guys seen Sulley anywhere?

Hey.

Hey. It's still leaning to the left.

Hey. We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play called...

Hey. What's the matter?

Hi.

Hold him down.

Hold it, hold it.

Hold on!

Hold on.

How about all this fabulous snow?

How about I sit here until you fall asleep?

How about you, big fella? Snow cone?

How are we supposed to get to it now?

How could I do this? How could I be so stupid?

How could this happen? How could this happen?

How lucky can you get?

How many times do I have to tell you? It's all about presence.

Human kids are harder to scare.

Hundreds of people will be out of work.

Hurry up. Keep moving!

I always wanted a pet that could kill me!

I am never... Never gonna see her again.

I am so romantic sometimes I think I should marry myself.

I bet we get the rest of the day off.

I can still hear her little voice.

I can't believe we are waltzing right up to the factory.

I can't do that. She's seen too much.

I did a calculation factoring in the size of the sushi restaurant.

I didn't mean for this to happen.

I don't believe I ordered a wake up call, Mikey.

I don't believe it!

I don't know but it's been said I love scarin' kids in bed

I don't like big moving things that are moving towards me.

I don't think that date could have gone any worse.

I don't. I don't.

I forgot about some paperwork I was supposed to file.

I got a move here that'll bring down the house.

I got a really nice car. If you let me go, I'll give you a ride

I got us a way out of this mess, but we gotta hurry.

I gotta tell you, that face of hers, it just makes my heart go...

I have no choice. Times have changed.

I have no idea, but it would be really great if it didn't do it again.

I hear somebody's close to breaking the all time scare record.

I hope that hurt, lizard boy.

I hope we get a copy of that tape.

I hope you're happy, Sullivan. You destroyed this company.

I just assumed you were buddies. When I saw you in the snow hugging...

I just got us into a little place called Harryhausen's.

I just have no idea.

I just want to send her home.

I know, I know.

I know. He's too sensitive.

I like everything about you.

I love working with that big guy.

I love you, schmoopsie pooh!

I mean, I was. Yeah.

I need a favor. Randall was working late last night on the scare floor.

I need scarers like... Like James P. Sullivan.

I need scarers who are confident, tenacious, tough.

I need the key for the door he was using.

I needed some time to think, but you shouldn't have left me out there.

I never thought things would come to this.

I never would have known that this went all the way up to Waternoose.

I picked out an easy door for you.

I plan to.

I said...

I still don't understand. You got Boo's door?

I think she's getting tired.

I think there might be a way to save her if we can just get...

I think we stopped him, Boo. You're safe now.

I thought I had you there.

I thought maybe you might come by tomorrow

I told you I'd get her card key. I went and got it.

I tried to run, but it picked me up with its mind powers

I was going for a snake/ninja approach

I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye on you,

I was just... No.

I was on TV!

I was the ball, see...

I was up all night trying to find it.

I wasn't scared. I have allergies.

I went to get your paperwork and there was a door.

I will personally put you through the shredder.

I won't go in a kid's room. You can't make me.

I would do anything to keep it from going under.

I'll be right back with its door key.

I'll cooperate, but before you take us away, I have one thing to say.

I'll explain later. Run.

I'll give you five minutes.

I'll kidnap 1,000 children before I let this company die.

I'll see you this afternoon, James.

I'll start out with the old Waternoose jump and growl.

I'm a nice guy. Snow cone?

I'm about to revolutionize the scaring industry.

I'm feeling good today, Mikey.

I'm getting warmer.

I'm glad you came back, Mike.

I'm gonna be sick.

I'm in the zone today, Sullivan. Gonna do serious scaring.

I'm looking for the kid.

I'm not here.

I'm off duty.

I'm on the cover of a magazine!

I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, but I am now.

I'm sorry we're stuck out here.

I'm sorry you boys got mixed up in this.

I'm sorry, Mike.

I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said I'm not allowed

I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly,

I'm telling you, you're gonna be seeing this face on TV more often.

I'm trying to be honest. Hear me out. You and I are a team.

I'm watching you, Wazowski.

I'm your pal. I'm your best friend.

I've been extremely forgiving till now.

I've never seen anything like you today. You were on a roll.

If I don't see a new door in my station in five seconds,

If I'm not at the restaurant in five minutes they'll give our table away.

If there's anything that... Not now. I'm...

If witnesses are to be believed, there has been a child security breach

If you want to go out there and freeze to death,

In Nepal. Nice, quiet Nepal.

In the big Monster City.

In the car. Please, Fungus.

Is gonna be working for me.

Is gonna help you cheat!

Is that a joke? Tell me you're joking.

Is that a new haircut? Tell me, it's a new haircut.

Is that what you want?

Is this thing on? Hello? Hello? Testing.

It is my professional opinion that now is the time to panic.

It must have been dark last night because this is its door.

It never would have gotten out if you hadn't been cheating last night.

It only works if you have every piece.

It scares little kids and little monsters.

It'll be empty, you idiot.

It's a musical.

It's been fun.

It's coming. It's coming!

It's cretin. If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly.

It's empty.

It's great to be here in your room.

It's just a closet. Will you go to sleep?

It's just a... I was just...

It's OK.

It's on the front page. The child. The one you were after.

It's too late. We're banished, genius!

It's true. I saw the whole thing.

It's waiting for us to fall asleep and then wham!

It's yours.

James, is this one yours?

James, perfect timing.

James, this company's been in my family for three generations.

Jump. I'm right behind you.

Just doing my job, Mr. Waternoose.

Just once! But you didn't, did you?

Just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful monster.

Just trying to make sure there's enough scream to go around.

Keep coming, keep coming.

Keep the doors coming. I'm on a roll today.

Kids these days.

Kids? Sure. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks.

Kitty has to go.

Kitty!

Kitty?

Kitty.

Last night was one of the worst nights of my entire life, bar none!

Laughs.

Leave a door open and a child could walk right into this factory,

Leave the puce.

Less talk, more pain, marshmallow boy!

Let her rip.

Let me just go outside and make some more.

Let me see it!

Let's get out of here.

Let's get you home.

Let's go, everybody. All doors must be returned.

Let's move, let's move. Come on. Please be there. Please be there.

Let's take a look at the tape. Here we go.

Let's take care of the child.

Loch Ness. Bigfoot. The Abominable Snowman.

Look at everybody's favorite scarer now.

Look at that big jerk. Ruined my life. And for what?

Look at that. It's Randall.

Look at that. You know...

Look at those numbers.

Look out. Coming through.

Look! Boo's door.

Look.

Look. It loves it here. It's dancing with joy.

Looks like you're out of a job.

Make it stop, Sulley. Make it stop!

Make that out to Stephanie, my daughter.

Make way. Move it. Hurry up, hurry up.

Man, I have no idea what puce is.

Men.

Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays... Well, not a lot of birthdays.

Michael, if you don't tell me what's going on right now, we are through!

Michael, you're such a charmer.

Mike was reminding me.

Mike Wazowski!

Mike Wazowski.

Mike, give her the bear.

Mike, is that...

Mike, this might sound crazy, but I don't think that kid's dangerous.

Mike!

Mike?

Mike? Mike?

Milking a yak ain't exactly a picnic.

Miss Fearmonger is on vacation. Would you like her voicemail?

Monsters, Inc. Please hold.

Monsters, Inc. Please hold. Monsters, Inc. I'll connect you.

Monsters, Inc. Please hold. Monsters, Inc. Please hold.

Monsters, Incorporated is dead! Where will everyone get their scream now?

Morning, kids. How you doing?

Morning, Mike. Morning, Sulley.

Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong?

Mr. Waternoose.

Must have missed the memo. Well, listen, James,

My baby needs to be driven.

My baby. I'll call you.

My scare reports. I left them on my desk.

My, what an affectionate father.

Never go out in a blizzard.

Never mind.

New makeup. You had a lift. You had a tuck. You had something.

Nice working with you.

No exceptions.

No monster in here.

No, about a village. Are there kids in it?

No, don't be scared. That wasn't real.

No, don't worry. It's lemon.

No, I didn't. Get out of my way.

No, no, I like it this length.

No, no, no, no, it's OK.

No, no, no, no!

No, no, sir. You don't understand.

No, no, stay back.

No, no, that's not what I was gonna say.

No!

No! No! No, no, no, no!

No. Can't think. Can't think.

No. Come on.

No. Come on. Hey!

No. Her door was white and it had flowers on it.

No. Hey, that's my bed. You're gonna get your germs all over it.

No. No way.

No. There's no "we" this time, pal.

None of it matters?

None of it matters? Wait a second.

None of this ever happened, gentlemen.

Not bad. Only somebody with perfect comedic timing

Not for googly bear. I will see you at quittin' time.

Not in my factory.

Not the CDA.

Not to mention the mob that will come after us when there's no power,

Not you. Look! The new commercial's on.

Nothing is more important than our friendship.

Nothing's coming out of your closet to scare you anymore, right?

Now I have her card key.

Now put that thing back where it came from, or so help me...

Now that's my boy.

Now, about the girl.

Now, before we do anything else,

Now. Now go.

Number one wants this dusted for prints.

Nuts.

Of course, I was the ball.

Of course, Ml is prepared for the future.

Of course, without your help,

Of my life. But I love sports.

Oh, boy, how do I explain this?

Oh, dear.

Oh, great.

Oh, he's a happy bear

Oh, hello, little one.

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, Sulley.

Oh, that darn paperwork.

Oh, that's puce.

OK, Boo, it's time to go home.

OK, here I come.

OK, look, I think I have a plan here.

OK, OK, you got us.

OK, over the plate. Let's see the old stuff.

OK, people, Eastern Seaboard coming online.

OK, stop.

OK, Sulley, come on.

OK, Sulley, here we go. You ready? Follow it. It's over here.

OK.

OK. All we have to do is get rid of that thing.

OK. Here we go.

OK. I think I know how to make this all go away.

OK. I'll make a nice little area for you to...

OK. No, good. Great.

OK. You're finished now, right?

On three. One, two...

Once you name it, you start getting attached to it.

Once you pick the hairs out it's nutritious.

One eighteen. Do you have 119?

One, two, three, four, get the kid through the door.

Ooklay in the agbay.

Open 'em.

Open this door. Open this door!

Or simply work off that flab that's hanging over the bed!

Or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud?

Our city is counting on you to collect those children's screams.

Out of the way!

Over there. Don't let the kid touch you. Don't let him touch you!

Paranoid delusional furball.

Pink copies to accounting, fuchsia ones to Roz.

Please remain calm. This is not a drill.

Please remain motionless. Prepare for decontamination.

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

Put That Thing Back Where It Came From or So Help Me.

Quiet. You're making him lose his focus.

Randall Boggs has just broken the all time scare record.

Randall Boggs.

Randall, did you have to...

Randall? That cheater. He's trying to boost his numbers.

Randall. Thank goodness. What are we gonna do about the child?

Randall's your monster.

Ready for decontamination.

Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it.

Red alert, red alert.

Red alert.

Refined into clean, dependable energy.

Remember to tip your waitresses.

Right into the monster world.

Right there.

Right up until you chuckled like that. Now I think I should get out of here.

Right. We're just two regular Joes on our way to work.

Roar!

Roz, my tender oozing blossom. You're looking fabulous today.

Rule number one out here, always... No.

Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet. Kid's asleep!

Scary feet, scary feet. The kid's awake!

Second, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me

See that, Mikey? Ted's walking to work.

See?

See? The door. You left it wide open.

Send me a postcard, kid. That's Mike Wazowski, care of

She can't stay here. This is the men's room.

She's gone!

She's not scared of you anymore.

She's out of our hair

She's out of our hair!

Show them what it takes to be our top scarer.

Simulation terminated.

Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated.

Sir? That's not her door.

Sleep tight, kiddo.

Slumber party.

So are we going anywhere special tonight?

So help me, so help me

So now the truth comes out, doesn't it?

So wait here while I get its card.

So would I, sir.

So, then I said, "If you talk to me like that again, we're through".

Somebody will find the kid. It'll be their problem.

Somebody's gotta take care of you, you big hairball.

Something has been inserted in your skin that makes you look like...

Sorry it took so long, pal.

Sorry, sorry.

Spoons.

Stand back. Careful.

Stay where you are. Number one wants to talk to you.

Stop him!

Stop it.

Straight ahead.

Sull, that's a cube of garbage.

Sulley and I made the cover, right?

Sulley, a mop, a couple of lights and some chair fabric

Sulley, I am baring my soul here. The least you can do is pay attention.

Sulley, I think that given the circumstance

Sulley, I've had enough. Say goodbye to... Where did it go?

Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for?

Sulley, what are you doing? Sulley!

Sulley, you wanted her door and there it is.

Sulley, you're not supposed to name it.

Sulley!

Sulley? Sulley!

Sullivan got what he deserved.

Sullivan was twice the scarer you will ever be.

Sullivan. Sullivan!

Sure, we put the factory in the toilet and

Take a break. We gotta shut down and reset the system.

Take care of yourself and be a good girl, OK?

Take care of yourself. Try not to run through any more closets.

Take him away.

Take my buddy, Bigfoot.

Take that!

Take your hands off. You can't arrest me.

Tell that to the board of directors.

Thanks a lot. I'll be here all week.

Thanks for hooking me up with those reservations.

That could be contaminated.

That is great. Why am I the last to know?

That is the weirdest thing you've ever said.

That is, if these gentlemen haven't shut us down.

That should make it more humiliating when we break the record first.

That was weird.

That's a cute little dance. It almost looks like you've got to...

That's cute. Yeah.

That's it. I'm out of ideas. Air balloon, too expensive.

That's right, baby.

That's right, Boo. You did it.

That's the way it has to be.

The bear. Give her the...

The best refineries,

The child may have escaped!

The door will be gone.

The energy crisis will only get worse because of you!

The fuchsia ones go to purchasing and the goldenrod ones go to Roz.

The fuchsia ones go to purchasing.

The future is bright at Monsters, Incorporated.

The goldenrod ones go to Roz.

The kid needs to take off a few pounds.

The kid? Sulley let her in. We tried to send her back, Waternoose had a plot,

The kid's door will be in my station.

The love boat is about to set sail.

The pink copies to accounting.

The temperature's a balmy 65 degrees which is good for you reptiles.

The window of innocence is shrinking.

Then I guess we waltz right up to the factory, right?

There a problem?

There it is.

There must be something wrong with the scream intake valve.

There they are!

There was a lot of wood to go through.

There won't be.

There's a kid here. A human kid!

There's more to life than scaring.

There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child.

These are the jokes, kid. What's happening?

They all got one thing in common. Banishment!

They are so awesome.

They don't have anything I like here. Take care, Celia.

They just don't get scared like they used to.

They're gone.

They're under the name "googly bear."

Think romantical thoughts.

This company can't afford any more bad publicity.

This is bad, so very bad.

This is great.

This is perfect.

This is the CDA. Come out slowly with the child in plain sight.

This office is now closed.

This was recovered at the scene.

Those were alphabetized. It's OK.

To drive it. You know, on the street with the honk, honk,

To fraternize with victims of his evil plot.

To produce superior scream.

Tonight is about me and Celia.

Tony, Tony.

Too bad he was in on the whole thing.

Twenty three...

Twins! In a bunk bed!

Two and a half years of undercover work were almost wasted

Uncle Mike, try not to yell in front of her.

Until we know for sure we're gonna act like nothing happened.

Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city

Very good.

Very good. Now bon voyage.

Wait a minute. Boo, hey.

Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no.

Wait. Come back. He has the child.

Wasteland? I think you mean wonderland.

Wazowski! Where is it, you little one eyed cretin?

Wazowski.

We are on in seven, six, five,

We can take you to his secret lab in this factory.

We could bring your cousin's sister's daughter. She'll be a big hit.

We could start a new life far away. Goodbye, Monsters, Inc.

We got Boo home.

We got scarers coming out.

We gotta get out of here now!

We have a 2319!

We light your city.

We may actually make our quota today, sir.

We need to get there now.

We need to get to Boo.

We neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here.

We power your car. We warm your home.

We scare because we care.

We send her back, everything goes back to normal.

We will blend right in.

We? Whoa. We?

We're easy prey, my friend. We're sitting targets.

We're in the human world.

We're MI, Monsters, Incorporated.

We're so close to breaking the record.

We're still working on it. It's in progress, but we need ushers.

We're working for a better tomorrow,

We've hired some new scare recruits, and frankly, they're...

We've lost 58 doors this week, sir.

Welcome to the Himalayas.

Well done. Well done, James.

Well, a kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision.

Well, as a matter of fact...

Well, hello, there. What's your name?

Well, I did.

Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys,

Well, isn't that nice?

Well, James, that was an impressive display.

Well, Jerry, what's the damage so far?

Well, now there is.

Well, somebody's certainly been a busy bee.

Well, that is just... Wait a minute. The sun is coming up.

Well, that's very nice.

Well, then why don't you find someplace for it to sleep

What a creep. One of these days I am really

What a great idea, going to your old pal Waternoose.

What a plan. Simple, yet insane.

What about Celia?

What about us? That thing is a killing machine.

What are you looking at?

What bag?

What can I say? The camera loves me.

What do you know?

What else can go wrong?

What happened? Where's Wazowski?

What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes?

What if we just put her back in her door?

What is that thing?

What was that?

What was that? You're trying to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep.

What were they talking about, machine?

What, did you forget to check if her hood was up, you big dope?

What?

What's that? Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

When he was banished, he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy.

When I do, even the great James P. Sullivan

When I find whoever let it out, they're dead.

When that wall went up, you should have seen Waternoose's face.

When the big hand is pointing up and the little hand is pointing up,

When the door lands in the station, cut the power.

When you intercepted that child, Mr. Sullivan.

Where are you from?

Where are you going? Sulley, don't blow this.

Where are you, buddy?

Where are you?

Where did she go?

Where is he?

Where is it?

Where you going? We'll talk. We'll have a latte.

Which means the scare floor will be...

While I think of a plan!

Who cares?

Why are you still here? Come on, go! Move! Now!

Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman

Why don't you stop by the simulator after lunch

With a little hissing.

With the top scarers,

With this machine, we won't need scarers.

Without scream we have no power.

Word is the kid's been traced to this factory.

Wore it on his head like a tiara.

Would you look at that? We're out of snow cones.

Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?

Yeah? On Monstropolis' Most Wanted?

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, sir...

Yeah. Step aside, kid. We're in a...

Yep. Stink it up.

Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all.

Yes, it's dangerous work.

Yes. Let's see.

Yes. Well, I'll try to be less careless.

You and me Me and you

You be a good girl, OK?

You be my guest.

You beat him.

You didn't file your paperwork last night.

You don't know how long I've wanted to do that, Sullivan.

You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?

You go to sleep.

You got low tide? How about wet dog?

You have until then to put the kid back.

You have your own climate.

You idiot. They're gonna shut down the factory.

You know what? Let's watch my favorite part again. Shall we?

You know, pal, she's the one.

You know, you're right. Here. Take this.

You like this? Fetch.

You mean I can't see her again?

You see that clock?

You stupid, pathetic waste.

You think he's gonna come through the closet and scare you.

You think this is about sushi?

You wanna go to the village?

You want me to prove everything's on the up and up?

You'll have the child and the criminals responsible for this whole mess.

You're about to see the best in the business.

You're going in there because we need this.

You're in kindergarten, right? I love kindergarten.

You're not making sense.

You're still behind, Randall.

You're still not listening!

You're the boss. You're the big hairy boss.

You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade.

You've been number one for too long, Sullivan. Now your time is up.

Your stunned silence is very reassuring.

22 Mike Wazowski, you got your life back Lane.

2319! We have a 2319!

7835 in progress, please advise.

A 2319 in progress. Coming through. Watch yourself.

A door? Randall was in it.

A kid! Boo!

A small... I don't understand.

A three day hike. Three days?

About how you enter the room. Mr. Waternoose!

After the suspect. Stop him!

All right. Mr. Bile, is it? My friends call me Phlegm.

And how's Georgie doing? He's doing great.

Banished with your best friend. He is not my friend.

Boo? All right, gentlemen.

Boo? What's Boo? That's what I decided to call her.

Boo. ...have her, he is trying to kill us.

Boo. ...test it out on that sweet girl.

Boo. Could be contaminated.

Boo's door. There it is.

Bring me a door shredder. What? You mean...

Can I borrow your odorant? I got smelly garbage or old dumpster.

Can we get an autograph? Oh, sure. No problem.

Care to do the honors, Mikey? With pleasure.

Careful with that. I got a good view.

Catch. 2319.

Come on, it slides. Right. Right.

Come on. Don't go in that room.

Come on. Don't let them get away.

Come on. Mike!

Come on. This is crazy. He's gonna kill us.

Come with me. Stop pushing.

Come with us. What are you doing?

daughter, sir. Yeah, it's...

Did you bring the magazine? A whole box.

Don't panic. Don't tell me not to.

Fee, fi, fo... What are you doing?

Fellas. Hey, Tony.

Flatliner. Flatlining. Mike?

Follow me. I have an idea. No, no, no, no, no.

Get it open! I'm trying!

Get it open. Here he comes.

Give me a break. What a night of romance ahead of me.

Give us a big loud roar. There's no time for this!

Go fetch. Mike, this isn't Boo's door.

Go, go, go. Coming through. Stand aside.

Good night, sweetheart. 'Night, Mom.

Great news. Not that I was concerned. Get over here and help me.

Happy birthday. Googly woogly, you remembered.

Happy birthday. Thanks.

He wants a door, I get a door. Wait.

He's got them shifty eyes. Hey, Waxford.

He's handsome. He's rugged. What a coincidence, running into you.

Hey Marge. How was jury duty? Morning, Sulley.

Hey, Mr. Sullivan. Guys, I told you, call me Sulley.

Hey, on the house. Hey, thanks.

Hey, Sulley wulley. Hey, Celia wheelia.

Hey, Sulley. Hey, Mike.

Hey, where you going? Mikey, there's a scream shortage.

Hey! Idiots.

Hi, Mike. Bye, Sulley. Hey!

How many tentacles jump the rope? How many tentacles jump the rope?

how pretty you looked. Stop it.

How you doing, Frank? Hey, guys.

I already told your buddies... All right. Carry on.

I can't believe it. Mike.

I could have died. Keep it together, man.

I could use your help with something. Anything, sir.

I don't believe it. I'm not breaking a sweat.

I don't know. Sure.

I don't know. I calibrated the... Go check the machine.

I don't think so. We want to wish you good luck today.

I fell down? No, no, before that.

I get a timeout? Everyone goes to lunch.

I have to do something! Michael?

I thought you cared about me. Honey, please.

I thought you liked sushi. Sushi! Sushi!

I was... There's something I want to show you.

I'm being attacked. I'm not attacking you.

I'm coming. Look out.

I'm in this one. We're part of your life.

I'm just gonna order something. Michael.

I'm Monsters, Incorporated. Hey, look! Betty!

I'm Monsters, Incorporated. We know the challenge.

Inexperienced? They stink.

It could let in a draft? It could let in a child.

It is not. Hey, fellas. Hey, Jerry.

It sounds crazy, but trust me. Boo?

It touched me. Sulley, the bear!

It's not that I don't care. Mike, you don't understand.

It's the Sullster. See you on the scare floor.

It's time to move. Mike, what are you thinking?

Keep it together. It's not OK.

Kitty! Boo!

Kitty! No, Boo, no!

Kitty! Sorry, Boo.

Kitty! Sullivan?

Kitty. Boo.

Looks like we caught the express. Do you see them?

Mama, another gator got in the house. Another gator?

Maybe I should realign the scream... Get me a door.

Michael? Michael! Celia!

Mike Wazowski! How many kids you got in there?

Mike Wazowski. I can hear it too.

Mike, that's not her door. Of course it's her door.

Mornin', Sulley. Mornin', Ricky.

Mr. Waternoose? Yes, yes. I'm coming.

Nice. What's on your agenda?

Night, Mom. Night, sweetheart.

Night, Mom. What is this?

no walking involved. Give it a rest, will ya, butterball?

No, Mike, wait. Hey, what are you doing?

No, no. Come on.

No, sir. Good.

No. Hey, you. Halt.

Nope, sorry. Sulley!

Not a minute later. OK, sweetheart.

Oh, boy. A scare demo.

Oh, no. The power's out. Make her laugh.

Oh, no. Sorry! Shut up!

OK, Sulley, hop on in. Nope.

OK. Let's go. We're going.

Open the door! Come on, get in here.

Painted? Empty.

Pretty crazy? Oh, yeah, crazy.

Putting up some big numbers. Randall, that's great.

Randall! Say hello to the scream extractor.

Randall's after Boo. Who cares? Let's go.

Red alert. George Sanderson.

Reset the simulator. But sir!

Right this way. I hope you've learned a lesson today.

Roz? Roz?

Scaring isn't enough anymore. But kidnapping?

Schmoopsie pooh, I can't talk. Come on.

Schmoopsie pooh! Googly.

Schmoopsie pooh. Googly bear.

She got this close to me. She wasn't scared of you?

She sent me to my room. See you guys later. Take it easy.

She was only six. I could have been dead.

She's nuts. Always.

Show these monsters how it's done. I can't.

Simulation terminated. No, no, no, no, no.

Sir, you have to listen to me. Pay attention.

Sorry, buddy. OK.

Sorry, George. Hey, you can't just...

Sorry. See you later, fellas.

Sorry. She didn't see that. What?

Sulley, what are we doing? Get Boo's door and find a station.

Sulley! Just do it!

Sulley! Michael Wazowski!

Sulley? Sulley?

Sure. Randall, save it for the scare floor.

Thanks, buddy. I was?

Thanks, guys, that was a close one. OK.

That's enough. Let's go. Mike Wazowski.

That's it. She is the one. I'm happy for you.

The child! Sir, she isn't toxic.

The nightmare is over. It's OK, Boo. What's the matter?

The one from the commercial. That's him.

There he is. Make her laugh.

There he is. Hurry up! Give me your hand.

There it is, just like Randall said. Randall?

There they are. Attention, employees.

There's something else. What?

This could destroy the company. Who cares about the company?

This has gone far enough, James. She's home. Leave her alone.

This is a limited time offer. No. I don't like this.

This is Randall's fault. Randall?

today. We're Monsters, Incorporated.

Top of the morning. What's shakin', bacon?

Want to get going? Do I ever. It's just...

Waxford? The one at station six.

We could be next. Don't panic. We can do this.

We would have had it made. None of that matters now.

We're walking. Walking?

Well, so long, kid. Mike Wazowski.

What a day. We're just going through a rough time.

What are you doing? Grab on, Mike.

What are you two doing? They're rehearsing a play.

What are you waiting for? Roar. But, sir...

What did you say? Yaks' milk.

What happened? The kid almost touched me.

What kid? It's here in the factory, isn't it?

What the... Wazowski.

What? Look in the bag.

What? Mike, think about it.

What'd she say? You know my mom.

What's going on? Celia, please try to understand.

What's good? You're ruining everything.

Where did you come from? Mr. Waternoose!

Where is it? At the bottom of the mountain.

Where is she? She got away from you again?

Where's the kid? Kid?

Who would we be scaring today? Wazowski.

Whoa. Oh, boy.

Why couldn't we get banished here? We gotta find another door.

Will you stop making Boo laugh? I didn't. Come on.

Work out some more. Again?

Yes! I got the kid. Oh, huzzah!

You both have. It doesn't have to be this way.

You could use the exercise. I could use the exercise? Look at you.

You have her card key, right? Of course.

You haven't seen anything? Well...

You know we need her to laugh. Right.

You know what I said? What did you say?

You know why I bought the car? Not really.

You lost it? No, no. She was just...

Your hair was shorter. I'm thinking about getting it cut.

'cause they're gonna find us, so please stop crying now.

'Course I did learn from the best.

"From your scary friend. Best wishes..."

"You hear that? It's the winds of..."

Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Monsters, Inc. is a beloved animated film released in 2001, directed by Pete Docter. The story revolves around lovable monsters Mike Wazowski and James P. Sullivan, voiced by Billy Crystal and John Goodman respectively, who work at the titular company, scaring children to generate power for their city. However, everything changes when a small girl named Boo enters their world, unraveling a heartwarming and hilarious adventure. Filled with memorable characters and clever humor, the film has become a classic among audiences of all ages. If you're a fan, you can play and download the delightful sounds from the movie right here.
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