Sixteen Candles (1984) Edit

A black one. A black guy?

A black trans am. A pink guy.

A, don't hit me.

Again!

Ahh! You do shots?

All it shows is that I don't have any sort of a tan left.

All right, is everybody in? Oh, dear. Are you all right, Ginny?

All right, just a minute.

All right, whose is this?

All right.

All right.

All right. I'll see you at school.

Am I nuts? Of course I enjoyed it.

Am I turning you on?

And a big trans am in the driveway with a ribbon around it.

And also blocking the Lane that's coming off of the, uh,

And as for our granddaughter, I'm sure she has more than enough sense...

And be polite to his parents. Okay. Great.

And find out she really does think I'm a slime.

And go where? Jake's parent's aren't home. We can do his house.

And he is totally enamoured of me.

And he's got this incredible girlfriend.

And I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.

And I just came down to tell you that we did remember.

And I think I know what it is.

And I was supposed to do it and pass it to you in independent study.

And if so, sir, may I converse with her briefly?

And if this guy can't see in you all the beautiful and wonderful things that I see,

And it was so much fun... ♪ it's a good thing you don't have bus fare ♪

And it, like, it stuck with me.

And on the northbound I 290 extension at thorndale Avenue,

And pushing lawn mowing machine...

And she's going with Jake.

And that car was blocking the right hand Lane...

And that I'm getting all the attention, hmm?

And then hanging up?

And trucking.

And we're the richest, most popular adults in town.

And winding up on cable somewhere.

And writing letters to parents...

And yesterday morning, you were trying to tell me.

And you do it on a cloud without getting pregnant or herpes.

And, um, I'd go for it.

Any halfway decent girl can rob me blind!

Apparently so.

Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.

Are those humongous jocks back?

Are we still having dinner with the rice chex?

Are you going to be all right, sweetie?

Are you inhibited about dancing in public?

Are you okay? I got to rest.

Are you the little bugger that's been calling up...

At this point, anything is possible.

Automobile?

Aw, eat me.

Aw, shit. I pay seven grand for a wedding, I'll never see it!

Banzai!

Because I'm too torqued up to say no.

Because some bitch borrows my lunch money?

Better than female extraterrestrial?

Bitch is a female dog.

Bon voyage!

Brother's deaf, and everybody in the world worships her.

Bryce?

But big deal. They'll remember. Oh, easy for you to say.

But I didn't mean for you to do it again!

But I feel compelled to mention, Jake,

But I had this very bizarre dream, and you were in it.

But I love you, and I'll do anything to make you love me.

But I'm covered, okay? I... I won't get hurt.

But if I were Ginny,

But not for six months in a row.

But so am I.

But that's just so my friends won't think, you know, I'm a jerk.

But there's a very weird Chinese guy up in Mike's room.

But you got to make sure she gets home. You

By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.

Call me, okay? You call me first. Tell me what happened at home.

Can I call you later? Sure.

Can't I trust you to do anything?

Can't leave her in some parking lot somewhere.

Can't see with this thing on.

Change your frequency. Don't be such a wimp!

Cheers!

Chill.

Chronologically, you're 16 today.

Chugalug, pooh bear.

Classic.

Come on now, honey. You're going to miss the bus.

Come on, chop chop. We got relatives invading this afternoon.

Come on, damn it. Answer.

Come on, everybody.

Come on, honey.

Come on, honey.

Come on, Jake. You talk like you're hard up.

Come on, Sam. We're not communicating.

Come on, what's the problem here? I'm a boy, you're a girl.

Come on, wolf it.

Come on!

Come on. Before we get in a big, wicked fight, let's get out of here, huh?

Come on. Here we go.

Come on. I don't want to see it!

Come on. I need help.

Come on. Trace. You guys.

Come on. You know you're the one I want to bug, huh?

Could you move over? Oh!

Couldn't find anyone else to bug, huh?

Dad and I have to go to the club for dinner with the rice chex.

Dad, Mike hit me!

Dad.

Daddy, I'm the one getting married.

Daddy? Hi, kiddo.

Damn, mom! I've got my headgear on. Will you wake up?

Darling, is something bothering you?

Davis, junior.

Deep down, he's really sorry.

Definitely.

Depends on how much you paid me.

Did anyone ever forget your birthday? Come on, Sam.

Did I do that to your hair?

Did she come here with you?

Did we, uh... yeah.

Did you... no! No, Jake.

Did, um...

Do I feel funky! Uh huh.

Do not embarrass me, okay? For sure, we won't.

Do not fuss at your sister. It's her wedding day. Big deal.

Do you expect me to do all the packing?

Do you got a cigarette?

Do you guys want to blow off this dance?

Do you have any film in your camera? What?

Do you have to go to the reception now?

Do you know anything about floppy disks?

Do you know if... Um, did I enjoy it?

Do you know Samantha Baker?

Do you promise you won't get mad? No, I love you.

Do you think grandpa Fred's going to embarrass me?

Do you want to do this or not?

Does that really matter, guy? Yeah, it matters.

Don't be a smart ass. Okay, I'll be a dumb ass.

Don't be such a poop.

Don't be such faggots! Man, shut up.

Don't do that, okay?

Don't feel this little talk has helped you.

Don't forget the grandparents are coming this afternoon.

Don't go away, Caroline, baby.

Don't go in the closet.

Don't gross me out.

Don't spaz out. Okay, wease? The situation'll come on line.

Dong has only been in our country a short time, Fred.

Dong, grandpa is talking to you.

Dong!

Dong! Where is my automobile?

Dong.

Dong.

Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody.

Duk.

Eastbound thorndale Avenue entrance ramp...

Easy. Easy.

Even if she doesn't appreciate us.

Every time I do something, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Everybody,

Everybody's waiting for me. I want to make sure I see my sister leave.

Everything's fine. Don't have a cow.

Everything's getting shittier. My family

Excuse me! Stop that.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Extraterrestrial? It's better! All right? Just get it and come outside.

Farmer Ted. You're in the parking lot across the street from my church.

Female extraterrestrial?

Figure to, like, 17 digits.

Fine.

Five grand! I don't have five grand.

Flat?

Floppy disks are pretty expensive.

For heaven's sake! Get in there and dance!

Forget it, man. Just get Samantha, all right?

Forget what? Who's Jake?

Forgetting my birthday just makes it more vivid.

Fred, she's gotten her boobies.

Fresh breath's a priority in my life.

From a foul mouthed hooligan like you.

From beecham road down to river road.

Games, Jake. Silly, torturous games.

Geek, can I be honest with you?

Geez! I hate that rock 'n' roll rubbish!

Get her in the back seat, Rudy!

Get in the car, please. We're late already.

Get in.

Ginny dumped Rudy. He's her new fiancée.

Ginny, Mike, Sara, Sam! Come on. Everybody up!

Ginny!

Girls'll do that, Jake.

Give me a buck.

Go away! I call f.I.B.! I call police!

Go away! Open the door.

God, I hope whoever got the note doesn't know it was me who wrote it.

God, I love it when your parents are out of town,

Good bye! So long, kids!

Good bye. Bye.

Good night, sweetheart. Good night.

Good thinking. Oops. Don't want to lose the nails.

Good.

Good. Getting my money's worth.

Grab a doughnut.

Grandparents forgetting a birthday?

Grandparents forgetting a birthday?

Ha ha!

Happy Birthday.

Has just gone totally outer limits.

Have a good day.

He already asked me if Rudy was the oily variety bohunk.

He asked me about you. Did not!

He came down with grandma and grandpa Baker.

He did too. He did! He asked me what you were like.

He does the dishes and helps with the laundry. You betcha.

He is a very sweet boy.

He smiles at me, and I don't say anything.

He was wearing a red argyle sweater and tan trousers.

He wasn't too terrible.

He's a boy, daddy. It's nothing.

He's a senior, and he's taken. I mean, really taken.

He's an exchange student that's living with them.

He's drunk as a skunk! Shut up, Fred. Shut up.

He's from out of town, okay? He speaks English, right?

He's ideal, for sure, but forget it.

He's really bitching.

Helen, we've got an owl out here in the hall.

Helen, will you get in the car? I don't know what they're fussing about.

Hell, he's three sheets to the wind!

Hello? Geez, this place is so confusing.

Hello? Hello?

Here comes the bride.

Here, Ginny. Drink this.

Here, give me that phone.

Here, I I'll help you. Roll him over.

Here.

Hernia!

Hey, come on in and party hearty, dude persons.

Hey, Howard, there's your chinaman.

Hey, time out, junior.

Hey, uh, listen, uh,

Hey, wait a minute. I can still look.

Hey. Oh, I'm really sorry, man.

Hi, grandpa. Oh, I've got one for you.

Hi, Jake. I'm Samantha. How's it going?

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. No, but it was really embarrassing.

His name is long duk dong.

Hmm? No, he's not retarded.

Hmm.

Hmm. So you going to the new faces dance tonight, or...

Ho.

Ho.

Holy shit.

Honey. Good bye!

Hopeless.

How are you guys?

How did you get them?

How do you tell if it's a female? 'Cause it's got tits.

How?

How's it going?

How's this look? Very nice.

How's what going?

Howdy, dude. This is farmer Fred.

Huh. On second thought.

I always listen to you talk about your boyfriends.

I am not even. What's that supposed to mean?

I bet all the boys chase you plenty in the school, huh?

I bet them that I'd do it with you.

I better get downstairs.

I can get a piece of ass anytime I want.

I can remember lots of things.

I can tell you right now. Nothing.

I can't believe I'm such a jerk.

I can't believe it. Ginny's not in the shower.

I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe you're so popular, acting like this.

I can't. They won't like me! I'm not going to tell you again!

I care about it, really. I mean...

I could violate her ten different ways if I wanted to.

I dabble a little bit in personal loans and politics.

I didn't get shit. Not even a "Happy Birthday."

I do independent study with her. I catch her looking at me a lot.

I don't care what she's got! Look at her! Will you be quiet?

I don't have one tenth of the bod to fill the stupid bust up.

I don't know how to thank you enough.

I don't know why not. He does to everyone else.

I don't know, I just get the feeling that something's bothering you.

I don't know, Jake.

I don't know. You know, my mom, I can't handle this.

I don't need the cloud. Just a pink trans am and the guy, right?

I don't suppose it makes any difference to you,

I don't think you're a dork. I don't think mom thinks you're a dork.

I don't want to hurt your feelings,

I don't.

I fantasize that I'm your wife,

I feel like a real jerk, honey.

I got her. You got her?

I got the rep in sixth grade.

I got to sleep under some chinaman named after a duck's dork.

I guess those guys who thought we had to get

I had to name who I'd do it with if I ever did it.

I happen to have a serious problem.

I have to go to this wedding and look like miss pretty princess...

I heard the grill alone cost five grand on this.

I hope they have insurance. The party's over.

I hope you get a car for your birthday, and a license.

I I had no idea you couldn't dance.

I just can't touch. Right?

I just don't know right now.

I just hope you burn the sheets and mattresses after he leaves.

I just talked to Jake in the gym.

I just talked to Jake in the gym.

I just thought that turning 16 would be so major...

I knew you'd come around.

I know exactly what it'll do to a girl my age.

I know I came on kind of like a poozer on the bus tonight and everything.

I know you.

I know you'll have a great marriage.

I know, honey. I know.

I know. It was supposed to be my ideal.

I like him a real lot, and he doesn't like me. Okay?

I loathe the bus.

I love you.

I love your shirt.

I love, uh, visiting with grandma and grandpa...

I made a bet with my friends, the... The dipshits.

I mean about her birthday.

I mean, I'm not the kind of guy...

I mean, I've had men who've loved me before,

I mean, it's just... Go to hell.

I mean, it's really been a shitty birthday for me.

I mean, no.

I mean, not many girls in contemporary American society today...

I mean, you don't have to dance.

I meant Jake.

I meant that it's okay that you did it once,

I meant...

I need to concentrate.

I never been so happy in my whole life. You maniac!

I really love Rudy.

I should be happy, right? Right? Yeah.

I swear to God, Caroline mulford had to flunk about nine grades.

I swear to God, this has got to be a joke.

I think a ton of guys feel the same way as you do. Really?

I think I know what it is.

I think I'm in love.

I think it's time to blow this thing off and go to your house. Yeah?

I think we could all help him assimilate. Oh.

I think you're just being a little selfish and immature.

I thought she hated my guts.

I thought you my new... New style American girlfriend.

I told her you asked about her. Right? The girl freaked.

I told them not to tell anybody.

I told Tracy and Robin and those guys to come to your parents' house, okay?

I told you dudes I was hot. Hot? You're a legend!

I want a serious girlfriend.

I want to thank you for, uh, loaning me the donger.

I was afraid you'd had an accident.

I was going to tell you something, but maybe I shouldn't. It's pretty bad.

I was just upstairs, and I couldn't sleep.

I wish. Her monthly bill came early.

I wouldn't go in there. Grandpa Fred was in there for a half an hour.

I wouldn't stoop to remind them.

I'd better go get my magnifying glass.

I'd freak if my family forgot my birthday. It's a brand new year.

I'd have this guy crawling on his knees.

I'd kick your ass.

I'd like to very much, and I probably will later, but give me a break.

I'd shit twice and die.

I'll either do it myself, or get someone bigger than me,

I'll just wait until I hear from you, then. Voila. Breakfast is ready.

I'll leave it up to you.

I'll make a deal with you.

I'll, uh, tell you where you are, if you'll tell me who you are.

I'll, uh... I'll just open the doughnuts.

I'm 16. Everything should be platinum.

I'm a gambling man by nature.

I'm at a loss.

I'm being serious, okay?

I'm blowing your mind, aren't I?

I'm dead.

I'm fine, grandpa.

I'm getting strange signals. Well, they're not coming from me.

I'm going to go set myself up in Mike's room.

I'm just not interested anymore.

I'm just this ridiculous dork that's following him around like a puppy.

I'm not a stud.

I'm not sure that he knows I exist.

I'm pretty sure.

I'm really sorry about getting you mixed up with that guy.

I'm really sorry about last night.

I'm really sorry about what happened in the gym.

I'm sorry for being kind of a jerk lately.

I'm sorry, you'll have to buy lunch today. I didn't have time to fix your carrots.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. But Jake Ryan?

I'm sort of saving myself.

I'm still on hold.

I'm supposed to.

I'm sure they didn't forget your birthday.

I'm totally screwed. Did you put your name on it?

I've never been out with a boy before.

If all you want is a piece of ass, I mean,

If I asked if I could have sex with you?

If it doesn't happen for us.

If she does, you mustn't bug her... I'm not going to bug her...

If they were easy, they'd call them something else.

In this dipshit's bridesmaid's dress.

Is he? Don't be cute.

Is something else wrong?

Is that a threat? It's a fact, Jake.

Is that okay? Yeah. It's okay.

Is that psycho?

Is that you? Yeah. That me.

Is there anything wrong with me trying to put

Is there something you want to say to your sister?

Is this, uh, your car, Jake? No, this is my dad's car.

It has my initials on it. And I believe... that's it.

It has to do with a certain guy?

It hasn't got triple a on it.

It is physically impossible for me to get happy.

It looks good.

It makes it okay to be super careless. Wait, wait!

It was yesterday. We all forgot.

It wasn't my idea to give her her own phone line.

It would devastate my reputation as a dude.

It'd be a major downer to try and get together...

It's a very important dance.

It's better than... shh!

It's embarrassing for me. I don't know. I just...

It's encouraging.

It's extremely embarrassing, okay?

It's going to be a piece of cake, bren.

It's heinous, I'm telling you.

It's important to you.

It's just...

It's kind of cool, the way she's always looking at me.

It's my shaving cream.

It's not going to be cold. She'll refuse to wear a coat over her wedding dress.

It's not ugly. It's just... Void.

It's okay, mom.

It's okay. I'll recover.

It's pure power politics, I'm telling you.

It's really stupid. He doesn't even know I exist.

It's small. It's brown. It's made of leather.

It's totally polluted. Get dressed.

It's unbelievable.

It's your nose.

Ja... Jake's my boy!

Jake is a senior, and he's beautiful and perfect.

Jake Ryan.

Jake Ryan. Jake Ryan? He doesn't even know you exist.

Jake, I don't have a car. You can take mine.

Jake, I don't have a license. I trust you.

Jake, I'd love to. I can't. Want a pretzel?

Jake, is your dad a big man, or... About 6'4".

Jake, she's a child.

Jake, this is... everybody.

Jake, this may sound incredibly dumb,

Jake, would I dick you?

Jake!

Jake?

Jake?

Jake.

Jakey, have you stopped loving me?

Jennifer woods gave me a sex test during child development.

Just act like a man! I want to go home! I want to be with you guys!

Just as long as my beautiful boy remembers...

Just get that thing there.

Just look. How are you, my little lamb chop? Hello!

Just remember one thing.

Just trying to get a little bit of water.

Kidding. Sorry.

Kind of like the king of the dipshits.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Lake. Big lake.

Last night at the dance,

Laundry, cigarette machines...

Leading to the northbound, uh, I 290 extension.

Leave me alone.

Let me keep these. I'll let you take Caroline home.

Let me put it to you this way.

Let's go make ourselves available.

Life is not whatnot, and it's none of your business.

Listen, I know you're there. I can hear you breathing.

Long duk dong is about your age, Sam.

Long.

Look, I know you have to go. Just answer one question.

Look, I'd appreciate you not laughing here, okay?

Look, we're not going any further until you stop these childish antics.

Look. Oh, look.

Looks like rain. Better put the top up!

Lots of things.

Loved the teapot.

Make a wish.

Make sure he knows you wear the pants in the family.

Marlene! Ohh!

Married feel pretty stupid, huh, padre?

Married! Geez.

Married?

Married? Married.

Married? Yeah. Married.

May I be excused?

Maybe I'm interested in more than a party.

Maybe she's retarded.

Maybe you could just stand there with me and my dudes and just be you, and...

Me either. You were pretty crazy.

Me? Are you crazy?

Mike, honey. Go get dressed.

Mike, stop it.

Mister, you had better shape up, or you will miss your sister's wedding.

Mm hmm. Mmm.

Mmm? Jake.

Mmm.

Mmm. And red shoes.

Move it!

Mr. Ryan, are you in here? He's not... Mr. Ryan's not in right now.

My Christmas present to you!

My clean, close shave? No.

My family's probably pissed off I haven't let them wish me Happy Birthday yet.

My God! Wow.

My goodness, are you a sight for sore eyes.

My little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.

My man.

My pleasure.

My whole family just sort of blew it off.

No of fence, but I don't need a serenade right how.

No problem, butt lick.

No problem.

No way, Jose! Open the door.

No way.

No way. I can just see the thing getting duped a thousand times...

No, but they could have at least said "happy"

No, he's not.

No, he's not.

No, I can't call you later?

No, I didn't expect to wake up transformed.

No, I mean... I'm not going to the reception.

No, I'm fine. Really.

No, it's okay. I'm not really all that upset anymore.

No, no. But if it's okay with my dad, she's going home with me.

No, Sam.

No, we're not talking gross here.

No, why?

No.

No. I run the 40 in five flat.

No. It's... it's just embarrassing.

No. Oh, I hope it isn't cold tomorrow.

Nobody's caught me yet.

Nope. I look exactly the same as I have since summer.

Not if you're going to insult me.

Not until tomorrow. I've got a mouthful of toothpaste.

Now I have a place to put my hand. Mmm.

Now we're both on the pill!

Now, don't give me that pouty look of yours.

Now, good night and good bye!

Now, I love her as much as I love you. But she's a different person.

Now, what can I do to help? Well, you could finish the French toast.

Now, you listen to me, mister.

Oh, and they are so perky!

Oh, can you remember to turn off the stove in 20 minutes?

Oh, Fred, Fred, leave her alone.

Oh, God.

Oh, good!

Oh, hi. Uh, my sister forgot her veil.

Oh, honey, I just feel miserable.

Oh, I need a drink.

Oh, I think I have a fever.

Oh, I'm going to kill myself.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, man, I'm really... I'm really sorry, man.

Oh, my corns are killing me. My arthritis in my fingers bothers me quite a bit...

Oh, my God! Her veil!

Oh, my God! What should I do? Should I go up to him?

Oh, my. Is everything all right?

Oh, my... oh! If you're lying, I'll beat the crap out of you. I'm not lying.

Oh, no more yankie my wankie.

Oh, no, no. I wouldn't say so. Do you think so?

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Easy, easy, easy.

Oh, one more thing, sweetheart.

Oh, pretty good. Of course, I get lower back pain.

Oh, Sam, let me look at you.

Oh, Sam.

Oh, sensitive, uh? Rudy!

Oh, sexy girlfriend.

Oh, shit! Come on, you guys. I'm your prom queen.

Oh, sweetheart!

Oh, thank God, he is still warm. Oh, good.

Oh, uh, I don't know. I'll have to look.

Oh, watch your language, Mr. dirty mouth.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, indeedy.

Oh, yes. That's it.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Great.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh. Oh.

Okay, close your eyes.

Okay?

Okay? Just forget it, please.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Go get it and bring it outside. Okay? Right out front.

Okay. I need help too.

Okay. I'm coming.

On second thought.

On the northwest toll, eastbound traffic is moving nicely this morning...

Only thing she cares about is partying.

Ooh.

Oooh! My God.

Open this door.

Ow. Excuse me.

Pardon me.

Physically,

Physically,

Pick on someone your own size.

Practically impossible to cut up. She's supposedly real sweet.

Pretty intense, huh? Over. To the Max. Over.

Promise?

Put it down just a bit. You guys know what you're doing here?

Put my arms around you ♪

Relax! Hello?

Relax.

Right. So why would I lie?

Rizczechs. 8:00 at the club.

Rizczechs. Oh. Rizczechs.

Sam, honey, do you think you could help the grandmothers with supper?

Sam, I am so sorry about your birthday.

Sam! Samantha.

Sam? Allow me, Brenda. Hey, birth defect!

Sam.

Sam's lucky she has us, Howard. Yeah.

Samantha's, uh... she's really special, you know?

Sammy, tell grandpa not to wait up. Let's go boogie.

Scalpel. Scalpel.

Score... a direct hit.

Secondly, what kind of proof do you want?

See you a little later, darling. We've got a lot to...

See you later. Bye!

See you later. Bye!

See? See?

Sex.

She at the church. She getting married to oily bohunk.

She doesn't know shit about love.

She doesn't look like a freshman. Sophomore, dude. Sophomore.

She gave them to me.

She got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh?

She grabbed me, guy. I'm totally innocent. Is she yours?

She had a hissy. She thinks you're the cat's meow. Really?

She had a hissy. She thinks you're the cat's meow. Really?

She looked at me like I was a leper.

She not here. Don't jerk me around, man. Where is she?

She's a little out of it. Just a little bit.

She's beautiful, and she's built and all that.

She's crying for you.

She's not ugly.

She's not ugly.

She's obviously too young to party serious.

She's only eating carrots to increase the size of her breasts.

She's perfect.

She's totally gone. Have fun.

She's totally insensitive. Look what she did to my house.

She's totally serious, ass wipe.

Shit, I got Caroline in my bedroom right now, passed out cold.

Shit, Ted, that's my mom. I got to get home.

Shit! Shoot!

Shoot.

Should I say, "hi, Jake, I'm Samantha"? Maybe I should let him come to me.

Shut up!

Shut your face. Make me.

Since I was about 12, I've been looking forward to my sweet 16.

Sitting in the dark with your dad, telling him about your love life.

Smells pretty good. She drives me crazy.

Smile, pumpkin. What? Oh! Pictures!

So are you, uh... you're sleeping up here?

So basically, Jimmy, my business is video game arcades,

So grandpa's hyena don't get disturbed.

So here we are up here.

So how long have you been in love, hmm?

So I smell.

So I'll see you guys later.

So quit bugging me, or I'll sic them all over your weenie ass.

So vogue. Uh, y yeah.

So what? Should I just waste myself and spare the agony?

So what's the deal?

So what's your name?

So would you be a sport and lie to me?

So? She's so blitzed, she won't know the difference.

So? So! So.

Sofa city, sweetheart.

Somebody I can love, that's going to love me back.

Something other than your birthday.

Sometimes I worry about her.

Sophomore, right?

Sounds major.

Stay here, okay? Oh, my God.

Such assholes. I can't believe it.

Sure.

Sure.

Sweetheart?

Take it off.

Take off. You wouldn't be able to prove it anyway.

Take those ridiculous things off, okay?

Take those ridiculous things off.

Talk? Dude, I have a relationship with her. Get out.

Ted, go for it.

Ted, that's a Rolls Royce.

Ted, that's the prom queen. You got two girls in one night.

Ted, we're dying. What happened?

Ted, what the hell are you doing?

Ted. Oh, I'm sorry. This is farmer Ted.

Thank you. No. Really. Serious.

Thank you. That's a very nice thing to say.

Thanks for coming over.

Thanks for coming to get me.

Thanks for getting my undies back.

Thanks, dad.

Thanks, Fred. Bye, dong.

Thanks.

That I should possibly stay home tonight?

That I should possibly stay home tonight?

That I'd wake up with an improved mental state that would show on my face.

That marrying this one means he's out of the girl of the month club.

That was great.

That was wonderful!

That, my friends, is what the pictures are for. Okay?

That's a cheerful thought.

That's a lovely thought. Hmm.

That's also none of your business.

That's beautiful, Jake.

That's exactly it.

That's it? You don't have anything else to say to me today?

That's not the question.

That's not what I meant.

That's okay. You guys make a great couple.

That's really lovely, Sam.