Edward Scissorhands (1990) Edit

A long time ago...

A new microwave, new silent dishwasher... Isn't that wonderful?

A: You keep the money.

Aagghh!

Aagh!

Aah! Wouldn't you like a nice cool glass of lemonade?

Alexis? Oh, this can't possibly be my Alexis!

All along I felt in my gut there was somethin' wrong with him.

All dressed for the junior prom.

All right, calm down, calm down. Go on home. We'll handle it.

All right. Cuff him.

Allow me.

An inventor lived in that mansion.

And afterwards...

And back along here, well, I think...

And guards us from all humiliation and discomfort."

And he answers the challenge atfiirst with a strike ofhis own.

And here is where I stand... when I greet the customers.

And I didn't think about what could happen to him.

And I will bring the ambrosia salad!

And I'll never

And I'm as harmless as cherry pie...

And if Edward tells I'll kill him!

And just think what a single snip could do.

And lose you to that? He isn't even human.

And now I think that maybe...

And once there was even a man who had scissors for hands.

And out she pops.

And park anywhere you like.

And she just had her kitchen completely redone.

And then it'll be fine.

And then there's this old purple one that you just kinda...

And then you just screw this back on.

And then you just take this and put it back in here nice and easy. Be careful not to force it.

And this of course is where we wash the hair.

And we'd just... go back to normal.

And what it's for...

And with these hands

And, um... here's my daughter Kim.

And...

Anda day

Any other questions?

Anyone else? Yeah. Stand right up.

Anyone else? Yes, stand right up.

Are you alone? Do you live up here all by yourself?

Are you nuts? I just saw him!

Are you OK?

Are you OK? Do you want something to eat? Are you hungry?

Are you OK? Do you want something to eat? Are you hungry?

Are you serious?

Are you sure he doesn't know this is Jim's house?

Aren't you excited? This is so thrillin'!

At the very least, let me give you a good astringent.

Avon calling!

B: You use it to buy gifts for your friends and your loved ones.

Back up here a whole row of new cosmetics. And all along this row here...

Back up there.

Barbecue?

Because at least there he's safe.

Because I was there.

Because it's yellow...

Because the room's locked and we need Edward to get us in.

Because you asked me to.

Before I get you over for your haircut!

Big screen TV, CD players, VCR with four heads...

Bill, could I have the salt and pepper, please?

Bill, dear, could I have the salt and pepper, please? Thank you.

Bill, Edward had lunch at Jackie's today...

Bill!

Bill! Bill?

Blending is the secret.

Blushes and lipstick.

Bowling?

But back in here is what I really wanna show you.

But don't the testimonials count?

But don't you worry. This isn't the end of it. We'll get your money somehow.

But etiquette tells us just what is expected of us...

But I gather it's the greatest satisfaction a working man can have.

But I just wanna consult the big Avon handbook before doing anything.

But I never meant stealing.

But it's not too late. You must push him from you, expel him.

But she'll be back in a few days. You can meet then.

But then no one would think you were special.

But then you'd be like everyone else.

But will he be all right out there?

C: You give it to the poor.

Can you imagine?

Can't you take the key when he's sleeping?

Character.

Close enough!

Come along. I'll show you the rest ofthe house.

Come on, Jim, let's go.

Come on, let's get you sharpened up.

Come on, Peg, I never buy anything from you.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on. Don't make me drive.

D: You turn it in to the police.

D'you imagine those hands are hot or cold?

Dad, did you see where Edward went?

Dad...

Dad...!

Darlin', I can hardly hear myselfthink! Momma's precious little baby girl...

Darn this stuff!

Dear, stealing's not the way to get it. Stealing's not the way to get anything.

Did I hurt Kevin?

Did she say anything to you about having a guest?

Did you hear that? He's a perversion of nature.

Did you see here the mayor's wife can't wait to become a client?

Ding dong! The Avon lady!

Do you have a key?

Do you have any more bells, honey?

Do you have any plans to open your own beauty salon?

Do you know what bowling is?

Do you think you can sleep?

Do you want a cracker?

Don't be ridiculous! You're not handicapped, you're...

Don't come near me.

Don't go.

Don't worry about her, Edward. She's just a little loony, that's all.

Don't worry, Eddie. She's waiting for ya!

Don't you ever let anybody tell you you have a handicap.

Don't you realise that means I'm busy?

Don't you want us to have our own van?

Don't you? I'll bring coleslaw.

D**** around you like this.

Drop your weapons!

Ed! What a guy! Good job. You didn't break it or scratch it or anything.

Eddie!

Eddie! Come along, doll.

Eddie. Eddie.

Eddie... This is what I really want to show you.

Eddie... This is what I really want to show you.

Edward cut it. Isn't it wild?

Edward,

Edward, come here.

Edward, don't you listen to her!

Edward, I can't tell you how thrilled I am. I'm as pleased as punch.

Edward, I was so afraid.

Edward, this is our daughter Kim.

Edward, um... would you?

Edward, you come back here! You can't do that!

Edward, you did us!

Edward, you stay here.

Edward!

Edward!

Edward?

Edward? Do you want to give me that new haircut?

Edward.

Edward. We're here.

Edward...

Edward's come to live with us. There is nothing to be upset about.

Esmeralda won't be here. And the rest of the neighbours, they're really very nice.

Everything you need to accent and highlight your changing look.

Everything's still sopping.

Forget holding her hand.

Forget nice. We're talking right and wrong.

Furthermore his work, the garden sculptures, hairstyles and so forth,

Get back here! I wanna ask you something!

Get the hell out! Go! Freak!

Get the hell outta here!

Give it a try here.

Give it to my loved ones?

Glands?

Go ahead, smile. It's funny.

Go on in the house. I'll take care of it.

Go on, run.

Go to the garage and get the oiI can. We don't want him rusting up on us.

Good thinking, Kevin.

Good, isn't it?

Good. OK. Now, let's get you dressed.

Goodbye.

Goodness, Lois, it looks like I'lI see you at our Christmas party...

Great!

Great.

H h h... H h h...

Harry! I saw you on the goIf course last week...

Harry! I saw you on the goIf course last week...

Have they caught him yet?

Have you ever cut a woman's hair?

Have you ever thought of having corrective surgery or prosthetics?

He also createda man.

He didn't wake up.

He didn'thave a name?

He diedbefore he got to fiinish the man he invented.

He gave him insides, a heart, a brain, everything.

He has been sent first to tempt you!

He looked kinda pale.

He made many things, I suppose.

He practically ****d Joyce, threatening her with those knives.

He probably wants you to pay for it yourself. It builds character. You'll appreciate it more.

He won't even help me buy an old car.

He's a murderer! He's got an axe! He tried to kill me!

He's dead.

He's gone. Let's not bother him, all right? Let's just leave him alone.

He's had no context. He's been completely without guidance.

He's holding something. Looks like knives.

Helen, come on! She wouldn't wait for you.

Hello, Edward.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Avon calling!

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Oh, I can't believe I'm talking to you in person.

Hello. I'm here to see the man with the hands.

Help us!

Here we are.

Here we go, dear. This is our house.

Here, dear. Here we go. This is the front door. Here we go. Right in here.

Here. Let me just get this right off.

Here. These should just fit you.

Hey there, darlin'! The gals are all in a tizzy about your secret visitor.

Hey, be a pal and yell when Peg pulls in, huh?

Hey, can I bring him to show and tell on Monday?

Hey, Edward, where are you goin'?

Hey, how about after dinner we go down to the bowling alley? That'd be fun.

Hey, kids!

Hey!

Hey! I said stay away from her!

Hey...

Hi, Bill! I just wanted you two to have a proper introduction.

Hi, George Monroe. That's a heck of a handshake you got there, Ed.

Hi, George Monroe. That's a heck of a handshake you got there, Ed.

Hi, it's Marge. Who is he? Call me.

Hi, Joyce. Hi!

Hi!

Hi!

Hi.

Hi. Yeah, it's Marge.

His awareness ofwhat we call reality is radically underdeveloped.

His name was Edward.

Hmph!

Hold me.

Honey, you want me to help you clean that up?

Housewives get lonely too, though you may not realise it since they haven't made an ad.

How aboutit, Edward? ls there some speciallady in yourlife?

How do you know he's still alive?

How do you know?

How else am I supposed to get attention?

How stupid of me. I'll just be going now.

Huh? What do you have to say for yourself?

I also have a complete selection of your old favourites,

I am being serious, Dad. It's a much nicer thing to do.

I am so sorry, ladies, but he's promised to come to my house first. Haven't you, Eddie?

I believe he is.

I bet they're razor sharp. One karate chop to a guy's neck...

I blithely say "We'll get money for the salon somehow",

I can see that I've disturbed you.

I can't believe it. It's just an outrage.

I could? I don't think so.

I couldn't have left him all alone. You'd have done the same.

I didn't.

I don't get why you give such a shit anyway.

I don't know what it is.

I don't know. He just waltzed down the street.

I don't think so.

I don't want to.

I got a doctor friend might be able to help you.

I got halfway to the Whitmans'. I didn't see him anywhere.

I guess it would have to start with... scissors!

I happened to be up, so I heard all this noise...

I hate this.

I have a present for you.

I have another idea.

I have my own infirmity. Never did me a bit of harm.

I have nothing against Bill and Peg, but...

I have some smocks. Would you like me to model them for you?

I know a doctor that might be able to help you.

I know it's a little early for Christmas, Edward, but...

I know things feel strange, but soon you'll feel right at home.

I know. Bye, Helen.

I know. They've got that teenage daughter in the house.

I lied too.

I like that one.

I love you.

I mean, that's the nicer thing to do. That's what lwould do.

I really didn't think things through.

I repeat... drop your weapons!

I said I hoped we could make it.

I saw three ships come sailing by

I saw three ships come sailing by

I think he'd like that.

I think Kevin looks a little glum because they didn't catch anything that day.

I think Kevin looks a little glum because they didn't catch anything that day.

I think you should just come home with me.

I thought you were dead.

I told you he stole it, OK? Let's go!

I told you to call them and tell them we're coming back early.

I tried to make Jim go back, but you can't make Jim do anything.

I try not to think about it.

I wanna call it Shear Heaven!

I want a row of angels!

I want you to sit right down and wait for me to bring you some ice.

I warned you, didn't I? I saw the sign of Satan on him.

I was hopin' for somethin' big and kinda bouffant. Kinda like mine?

I was standing outside talking to Carol, and Peg drove by. She had somebody with her.

I will cling to you

I wish we'd been taping that. I'd give my left nut to see that again.

I won't hurt you.

I would rather him remember me the way I was.

I wouldn't wanna miss a moment of it!

I... don't know.

I... I can't eat that. He used his hands.

I... I'm sorry to barge in like this, but you don't have any reason to be afraid.

I'd like to meet him.

I'll be darned.

I'll be right back.

I'll get that.

I'll go find him.

I'll never let you go

I'll provide for you

I'll try that. Uh huh.

I'll turn the tide for you

I'm an old woman now.

I'm calling the police!

I'm goin' home.

I'm gonna ask you one more time. This is your last warning. Drop your weapons.

I'm not sleepy. Tell me, please.

I'm Peg Boggs. I'm your local Avon representative. Hello?

I'm sorry.

I'm sure your father'll find him soon.

I'm your local Avon representative,

I'm yours for ever

I've always wanted to talk to her, but until now I never had a reason.

I've been waitin' for this moment for so long.

I've got rollers in my damn hair!

I've never done it myself,

If he weren't up there now, I don't think it would be snowing.

If my parents have the alarm set, I'm screwed.

If you fail to do so we'll have to open fire. Don't make us do that, buddy.

In case of burglars.

Incomplete andall alone.

Indicate that he's a highly imaginative...

Is he in there?

Is to catch those itchy little trimmings that fall down your neck.

Isn't she beautiful?

It did.

It is all over.

It is shish kebab. It was a figure of speech.

It makes me proud to have you as my own personal hairdresser.

It might be best if he goes...

It must have been awful when they told you whose house it was.

It needs something... else. What do you think, honey?

It neversnowed.

It won't be long. She just has to decide on the style.

It's a miracle she escaped.

It's all over. Go on home. There's nothing more to see.

It's almost 8.30. Great party, huh?

It's easy. Your food trap's clogged, that's all.

It's haunted.

It's just a scratch, Jim, really. It's OK.

It's just what we need to calm things down, and... everything'll go back to normal. Hm?

It's not heaven he's from, it's straight from the stinking flames of hell.

It's not polite to stare, dear.

It's out ofhere, it's history!

It's through the gap to Warren.

It's unbelievable they're having their party anyway. Are you going?

It's... I don't think it's sanitary.

Jesus. Maybe she was right about you.

Jim, didn't you just tell me your mom had her kitchen done too?

Jim, I don't love you any more. I just want you to go, OK? Just go!

Jim, stop!

Jim, the lights are on!

Jim, they can't arrest you for setting off your own alarm.

Joyce? I just saw this strange guy drive in with Peg. I didn't get a good look.

Joyce...

Just do it!

Just get out of here, OK? Just go!

Just go home.

Just not my day.

Kevin, I've had enough.

Kevin!

Kevin!

Kevin!

Kevin!

Kevin.

Kevin...!

Kevin...!

Kevin...!

Kevin's all right! It was just the tiniest scratch!

Kim, this is Edward, who's gonna live with us.

Kim!

Kimba!

Kimmy! Hey!

Kisses! Hush up!

Knock it off, bubble butt.

Later. First, take me to her house.

Lemonade?

Lemonade.

Let me get you some towels and I'lI see what we can find for you to wear.

Let me know when they do.

Let us all know, OK?

Let us switch to, uh...

Let's get in the car and go look for him.

Let's see...

Like a good boy.

Listen, I already tried that. Now, you told Kim you'd do this. Let's go.

Listen, I have to go now. I'll talk to you later, Marge. Bye bye.

Listen, it could keep me up all night worrying about ya. You watch yourself, you hear?

Look at that! I don't believe this.

Look, I've racked my brain.

Look!

Looks like we got a psycho.

Man, those things are cool!

Marge) Edward, you forgot your cookies.

Marge) Helen, did you actually see him?

May I help you with this?

Mm hm!

Mm hm...

Mm, yes. Boring.

Mmm!

Mmmm!

Mom, do you really think we should be having this party?

Mom, where are they?

More concealing cream...

More questions? Yes. Stand right up.

Mrs Monroe showed me where the salon will be.

My changing look... That's good!

My father has his own room for his stuff to make sure I can't use it.

My goodness sake! I wonder what it's like to be that rich.

My goodness, Kim, I'm surprised at you. He can't help the way he is.

My name's Joyce, and I noticed that you have not tasted any ofthe ambrosia salad...

My old man thinks he's retarded, so he's free. What more do you want?

Never you mind, dear. Just... cut away. Cut away.

No credit,

No kidding.

No matter what, Edward will always be special.

No personal investments...

No record of jobs you've held

No savings,

No social security number you may as well not even exist...

No wonder she's the head ofthe company.

No, he's OK. Mostly he was just scared.

No, I... I just...

No, Jim, we can'tjust leave him here!

No, no, no, that's a terrible idea, son!

No, no, scissors. No, scissors.

No, sweetheart.

No, that's OK.

No!

No!

No!

No! That's not a good idea.

No.

No.

No.

No. My father would prosecute.

No. Well... Here they are down at the lake, fishing.

No... OK, I'll meet you on the corner.

Not after that night.

Not for sure, but...

Nothin' to worry about. With your talent and reputation, it's gonna be a snap.

Nothing at all. She rang my doorbell at the crack of dawn.

Now don't you worry, Kisses, you're gonna be just fine. You're gonna be so pretty.

Now they change it to 12 hits.

Now you can go in Kim's room and put these on, and I'll be right with you.

Now you've done it.

Now, all along here I'm gonna put a row of new mirrors.

Now, Bill... Marge made him cookies today.

Now, don't go anywhere. I'll be right back. This is fascinatin'!

Now, get yourseIf a social security card, establish credit and buy yourseIf a car.

Now, I can help with the scars...

Now, this has a touch of lavender in it...

Now, this is my favourite.

Now, this is the storeroom where we keep everything,

Now, what did I do with my sciss...?

Now, you just sit right down there...

Now, you stay in Kevin's room tonight and tomorrow we'll fix your room right up.

Now!

Of course he hada name.

Of course I think we should be having this party.

Oh no, I'll never

Oh, by the way, lhearit's pouring rain in the mountains. Do you think the kids are OK?

Oh, dear.

Oh, Edward, that's wonderful! I didn't know you'd chopped the whole thing.

Oh, Edward!

Oh, Edward!

Oh, Edward. Why ever did you do this?

Oh, for God's sakes!

Oh, goodness! No wonder poor Edward can't learn right from wrong, living in this family!

Oh, honey, no! No, don't. That's dangerous.

Oh, it's all made and everything. Good.

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my!

Oh, my!

Oh, my!

Oh, now who could that be?

Oh, that's a long story, sweetheart.

Oh, there's an idea!

Oh, yeah. He'll be fine.

Oh!

Oh! Damn!

Oh! Eddie, is there anything you can't do?

Oh! My!

Oh! Ohh!

Oh! You OK?

Oh. All right now, it's just a nick.

Oh. Yes.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh! And here we are.

OK, come on. Come on.

OK, dear, did you like the Winsome Wahini, which looked charming on you,

OK, now we should decide on lipsticks.

OK, now we should decide on lipsticks.

OK, this should do the trick here.

OK.

OK. A little ethics. You're walkin' down the street. You find a suitcase full of money.

OK. We'lI have you set up here in a minute.

OK...

OK...

On Christmas day in the morning

On Christmas day in the morning

On Christmas day, on Christmas day

On my way. Don't do anything without me.

On TV they say you repairmen are a lonely bunch.

One chop to a guy's neck, and it's all over.

Only thing is... you can't cut!

Ooh! This is some huge house, isn't it?

Ooh...

Or did somebody put you up to this?

Or should the centre crease be allowed to remain?"

Or to us. Or to the neighbourhood.

Or undo.

Out looking for you.

Ow! Ow!

Picture the damage he could do other places.

Play scissors what?

Play scissors what?

Please. We know him.

Police!

Put me down!

Put me down!

Put those down. Don't come any closer. Please...

Quite a story, yes? Any questions for Edward?

Right. Bye.

Run.

Scissors?

See all that blood, sweetie? And it's just a little cut.

See all the way to the ocean, I bet, huh?

See this bolt here? You just unscrew this...

See?

Shame on you, keepin' your unusual guest to yourself.

Sharpest things in the world. They can hack through anything.

She get you nervous?

She looks so beautiful! Look at you! Sweetie!

She never saw him again.

She's a senior now, ifyou can believe it!

She's camping in the mountains with friends,

She's gorgeous. Thank you!

Shh, quiet now!

Shit.

Should there be a stormysea

Shut up!

Snuggle in, sweetie! lt's cold out there.

So am I!

So I guess the bank's gonna be your next step, huh?

So the man was leftbyhimself,

So then you know all about it.

So what have you been doin' with yourself up there in that big old place? I bet the...

So, Edward, did you have a productive day?

So, were you set up? What was going through your mind?

So... um, this is the living room and back here are the bedrooms.

Sometimes.

Sorry, dear, we had to go ahead without you. There you go.

Sorry, Edward, I didn't...

Soup's on!

Speaking of money... I understand you're not charging for your gardening, Edward.

Stand right up.

Stay away from her. I mean it!

Stay right there. I'll be right back.

Stop it. Or I'll kill you myself.

Sure he does. Right, Kim?

Sweetheart...

Tell his parents and they'll make him give it back.

Thank goodness for those aerobics... classes.

Thank you for not telling them that we...

Thank you, dear. Edward, we're waiting.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks, Edward.

That I made especially for you.

That is so sweet ofyou to wanna correct the situation.

That was the single most thrillin' experience of my whole life.

That's my family.

That's right.

That's right. Go on, get outta here, run!

That's right. Well, he was... born up there or... something.

That's the kitchen over there. Help yourselfto anything you want.

The bank?

The bastard had it wired separately. Come on!

The friends I've made.

The guys and I want to invite you to our card game Friday night.

The light concealing cream goes on first,

The only thing he hangs on to tighter is his dick.

The power of Satan is in him, I can feel it.

The roof caved in on him.

The years spent in isolation have not given him the tools to judge right from wrong.

Then how didyou everget together with him?

Then say a little greeting. Come downstairs, shake the man's hand...

Then she showed me the back room where she took all her clothes off.

Then you blend and blend and blend.

Then you can just freshen up and make yourseIf at home.

There we go. Very fine!

There you go.

There you go. Oh dear, you've cut your face.

There's no need to be nervous, dear.

There's no need to be nervous. They're so eager to meet you!

There's no need to be nervous. They're so eager to meet you!

There's nobody around. No human person is in evidence. What do you do?

There's nothin' like running your own business.

There's somebody in my room! Go look! Look!

They didn't hurt you, did they?

They don't have him. I'm goin'.

They filled the whole tape!

They give me the creeps.

They go crazy.

They keep things locked up.

They reach a certain age...

They stilI have 11 on the scoreboard, and it's three to one.

They're coming?

They're getting the head ofthe company!

They're just... the best. They make a thing.

Things have been hectic here.

Think how it would make you feel if somebody were staring at you.

Thirsty?

This is such a drag.

This is such an honour.

This kid brought in a box of baby possums. Ten, maybe twelve. Totally naked.

This venture's gonna teach you volumes.

This way.

This will help to prevent infection.

Those are g****s. And, um... back here are the bedrooms.

Those are your hands!

Those are your hands?

Those go on automatically. They're gone for the weekend, I told you.

Those poor things! After what happened to me...

Those tried and true products we've all come to depend on year in and year out.

To some poetry, hm?

Today I've come to show you our exquisite new line of softer colours, in shadows,

Took some shrapnel during the war, and ever since then I can't feel a thing!

Trample down the perversion of nature.

Turn it up, Kevin, I can't hear it!

Ugh! I feel like I'm gonna pass out or puke or something.

Uh huh. Well, that's exactly what I've been using.

Uh uh. Except trouble. And you're in a serious heap ofthat.

Uh, that's true, sir, you can't.

Uh... everything's all right. We'll take a break and we'll be back after these messages.

Um, you didn't have to call me, ma'am. You could have taken care ofthis by yourself.

Velcro, sweetheart.

Wait till I show it to you. It's just perfect. It's just what we've been lookin' for.

We got a full queen size bed here, believe it or not.

We had the coolest show and tell today.

We know you're in there!

We simply can't do it.

We think that's mighty selfish ofyou.

We wantyourhands high in the air where we can see them!

We'lI have something to eat or drink, or... Whatever you...

We'll cover up the scars and start with a completely smooth surface.

We'll get that name after the show. Thank you. That's very nice.

We'll tell 'em we freaked and ran.

We're gonna be...

We're home.

We're in the process of deactivating the system so that you can come out!

We're not trying to confuse him, we're trying to make things easier, so cut the comedy.

Well, all right.

Well, almost everything.

Well, did you hear what he did to Peg's curtains?

Well, I've had a little trouble getting it the right consistency... well, just a little.

Well, it's just wonderful, Ed. My God, you have the whole family in there, don't ya?

Well, of course we're gonna have it this year. We have it every year. Why wouldn't we?

Well, then why'd you do it?

Well, there are all kinds of scissors.

Well, think about it, you guys.

Well, this is my husband Bill. He's a bowling champion.

Well, this must be quite a change for you, right, Ed?

Well, what imaginative suggestions.

Well!

Well... yeah.

Were you scared?

What did you do to your hair?

What did you say about the Christmas party?

What do they call the... exceptional?

What happened out there? I want to know! I want some answers!

What happened to you?

What happened to you?

What happened to your face?

What in God's name was going through your mind, son?

What time does the barbecue begin?

What time is it?

What were you gonna do with that stuff?

What'll it cost them? A little hassle, that's about it.

What's been the best part of your new life here in town?

What's going on over there, Peg? Call me.

What's the matter? What's wrong?

What's your name?

When are you gonna stop? I did what I could.

Where are your parents? Um...

Where is everybody?

Where is he?

Where is he? Where is he?

Who's handicapped? My goodness.

Why are you hiding back there?

Why are you laughing? He got hurt!

Why can't you do it?

Why did you have to bring him here?

Why didn't I set a better example? You saw how I envied Jim's parents.

Why does he have to stay here?

Why is it snowing, Grandma? Where does it come from?

Why, Eddie, you're tremblin'.

Why, isn't that excitin'?

Will he be OK, doc?

Will you excuse me for a moment?

With a green thumb like yours, I sure could use your help at my place.

With these hands

Would you cut mine?

Would you like some butter for your bread?

Would you like that?

Wow! Thanks!

Yeah, glands.

Yeah, my dad bought himself a bunch of new toys.

Yeah? Get away over.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Take out a loan, get yourseIf started.

Yeah. That's sick.

Yes, I know.

Yes, you are. Oh!

Yes! Be right there!

Yes! Look!

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. He's right here.

You can just go right in and make yourseIf right at home, OK?

You can see for yourselves.

You can't buy a car with cookies. Am I right, Jim?

You can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.

You can't touch anything without ruining it. Why do you hang around here anyway?

You can'tkeep him a secretfor ever!

You could have gone up there. You still could go.

You didn't heed my warning, but now you will. Because now you can see it too.

You don't actually think I have any money, do you?

You don't have to hide from me. I'm Peg Boggs.

You don't know about the wonderful world of teenage girls. They're all crazy.