22 Jump Street Trailer Edit

And we are about to jump in your ass.

Do we look older, or is everybody in college look like babies?

For shooting my penis off? Well, don't sweat it.

Fuck, yeah.

Hey, guess what? I'm Eric's bitch.

I'm not gonna take a shit the entire time we're here.

Is this the level your looking for? Shut the fuck up.

It's just drinking games and bonding, why is it so painful for you?

Ladies, nobody gave a shit about the Jump Street reboot, but you got lucky.

Listen, M. Walters. I should apologize.

Right in the crack.

So now this department has invested a lot of money

So we're moving you across the road to 22 Jump Street.

Some of us are trying to study. Could you take it down to a level of shut up?

The only problem is the Koreans bought the church back,

They gave me a vagina.

To make sure Jump Street keeps going.

Watch out!

We need and expert to consult.

Well, I hoped never to see you again.

You look old as shit to be here.

You look really old too.

You two sons of bitches are going to college.

No, you're not. Yes, I am! You own this ass!

Oh, my God. Hey, Eric.

What... Co ed bathrooms.

What's up, dog? We're back.

... the fuck.