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Garden State (2004) Garden State is a critically acclaimed movie released in 2004, written and directed by Zach Braff, who

Garden State (2004)

Garden State is a critically acclaimed movie released in 2004, written and directed by Zach Braff, who also stars in the lead role. The film follows the story of a struggling actor named Andrew Largeman, who returns to his hometown in New Jersey for his mother's funeral after years of estrangement. As he reconnects with old friends, including the quirky Sam played by Natalie Portman, Andrew begins to confront his past and find a new sense of purpose.

The film's soundtrack is an integral part of its storytelling, featuring a mix of indie and alternative rock songs that perfectly capture the mood of the movie. Artists like The Shins, Coldplay, Simon & Garfunkel, and Iron & Wine contribute to the emotive and nostalgic atmosphere. The music beautifully complements the themes of self-discovery and the bittersweet moments that shape Andrew's journey throughout the film.

If you're a fan of Garden State or simply enjoy indie and alternative rock music, you can play and download these unforgettable sounds here. Immerse yourself in the melodic tunes that made this movie a cult classic and relive the emotional depth that will stay with you long after the credits roll.
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A And if nothing else, you'll be remembered as the one guy who ever did this.
A bunch of flake things and pink milk.
A group of people that miss the same imaginary place.
A major loophole in the Handi World return policy is that they permit returns...
About random stuff too. I don't even know why I do it.
Actually, I should talk to you about it.
Actually, no. I don't know why I just said that.
After you.
Ah, I must say, I'm continually impressed with how each place you bring us...
Aldous Huxtable. That's it, bro.
All I ever wanted was for everyone to be happy again.
All of a sudden, a month ago, she wakes up...
All of a sudden, even though you have some place where you put your shit...
All right, so what are we laughing at you about?
All right! Everybody down! Who wants to eat?
All right.
And also "Hallelujah," depending on the context.
And for me...
And for that...
And he wants me to come visit him.
And he's at the dry cleaners around the corner.
And he's been living with us ever since.
And he's like, "I'm at Rutgers. I live in the dorms...
And here I am, like, putting you through another one of these.
And I just hated her for that.
And I like it.
And I like you.
And I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously.
And I remember thinking, even as a little kid, like...
And I'll have a Ketel cosmo with a Red Bull and some bread ASAP.
And I'm in love with you, Samantha.
And I'm not gonna do it, okay? 'Cause like you said, this is it.
And I'm not gonna take those drugs anymore. They left me completely fuckin' numb.
And I've been on some form of them ever since.
And if I ever say this again, your job will go to...
And it was innocent. I was just completely frustrated.
And it would just randomly fall open.
And our beautiful baby...
And plus, the benefits, man. If I get shot, I'm like...
And secondly, uh, I'm in no position to comment on...
And she must have slipped or something.
And she told me to blow my nose into it.
And the Paxil, Zoloft, Celexa...
And then I can feel unique again even if it's only for like a second.
And then I'll be like, "Oh, I got to take her home." And then we'll go.
And there was just, like, snot dripping down my nose, right?
And they told me their insurance wouldn't cover me unless I wore preventative covering.
And they were awful.!
And we couldn't. We just couldn't sit there and not help the children.
And we don't see you for another nine years.
And when I was 16, my psychiatrist dad came around to the conclusion that...
And you know what they want even more than a guest spot on Everybody Loves Raymond?
And you know what?
And you see how clearly it was just a complete freak thing.
And your dad... oh, your dad gives you the thumbs up.
And, uh, hit her neck on the kitchen counter, paralyzing her from the waist down.
And, uh...
And, uh...
And... I pushed her.
And... one day, you know...
Andrew, come on. Sit down here on the couch.
Andrew, this is your father.
Andrew, would you like to see Sam's ice skating tape?
Andrew.
Andrew. Very nice to meet you.
Any other day, she would havejust yelled at me and sent me to my room.
Anyone who rides in that is automatically your bitch.
Anyway, I think it's what she wanted, so...
Anyway, I'm late for class. It's nice meeting you.
Anyway, let's change the subject, okay?
Are you doing anything right now?
Are you really retarded?
At the bottom of the quarry, there's this junkyard run by this guy named... Albert.
Because I know what you could be if you just apply yourself.
Because I know what you could be if you just apply yourself.
Because I'm I'm worried that if I don't go figure myself out...
Because I've got some really good ideas for movies.
Because it's everything there is.
Because... I'm not usually like this.
Been on sort of a crazy journey these last couple days.
Before I chop your fucking head off."
But did not make it. The driver died on impact.
But he's gotta be close to finishing by now.
But how about, uh, like later tonight?
But I don't know any**** that go to temple.
But I don't really think that's it because I don't...
But I don't want to stay very long. I was thinking, like if you came too...
But I don't want to waste any more of my life without you in it, okay?
But I never make it.
But I owed Diego huge.
But I really just stirred it.
But I'm used to living with my tribe so I'd rather live with a family."
But it's my last day and you haven't told us what we're doin'.
But my opinion, since you're paying for it...
But nothing came.
But right now, I gotta go.
But sooner or later, if you're not in some sort of therapy...
But that is life.
But then I got really into ice skating, so we sort of forgot about him.
But this day...
But what I do not understand is why you're so angry at me.
But what they don't know is that at night I climb down.
But when we were little, he used to put on these really, really low budge...
But you're gonna need to come home now.
But you're not Vietnamese.
But your mom was in the wheelchair long before you left.
But, Kenny, the last time I saw you, you were doing coke lines off a urinal.
But, uh, I gotta kind of track it down first.
But, y... Nothing.
But, you know what? That's all ego.
But, you know, he might drive a Ninja.
But...
But... I got it back to you, right? That's gotta be worth something.
By the way, it says "balls" on your face.
Can I have something to chew on? Fuck. Bamboo, whatever.
Can we have code names too?
Can you imagine the guy whose job it is to fight for his right to build a mall...
Can you trust that?
Charging. I'm a robot.
Come here.
Come on in.
Come on. I'll take a look at you. Come.
Come on. What are you, shy?
Conundrum. Think you could, uh...
Cool.
Cool.
Cool. Make a right here.
Depakote...
Did they, uh, help you at all?
Did you check out that cliff down there?
Did you know that most temples are built with moveable walls...
Did you tell Large about... the tapes?
Didn't really know you, Jelly. From what I hear, you were a good pet.
Digging or something, and they break into this natural phenomenon.
Do you know your mother redid the hallway bathroom?
Do you want to eat? Then get the fuck off him.
Don't be modest.
Don't say that just 'cause you can't think of anything else.
Don't talk about knights in front of Mark. It's a sore subject.
Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.
Don't worry about it. I got three Dobermans.
Don't worry about it. I got three Dobermans.
Don't worry, Sam. We'll be with you next.
Don't you want to know what's in the bag?
Doubt you've ever heard of him.
Dr. Cohen called. There's nothing wrong with you.
Dude, maybe you should stay on the steps. I don't know C.P.R.
Eighty two in a 25.
Enough for people to call you a liar.
Even if it's pain.
Everywhere.
Except Large. Large, you can come anytime you want.
Feels pretty good.
Final boarding call for all...
Fine. Do 'em.
Flight Number 121 with nonstop service...
For example.
For me to feel something again.
For that, I'm here to forgive you.
For the first time, let's just allow ourselves to be whatever it is we are.
Fuck, this hurts so much.
Fucking huge party or something.
Funerals.
Get off.
Get this guy a beer. This guy does not wait for a beer. He's a movie star.
Gimme a hug.
Girls who look like her do not fuck guys that look like him...
Go on. Get away. Wait a minute.
Go see Dr. Cohen first thing in the morning.
God, that's weird to say that out loud, but, uh...
Good bye!
Good bye.
Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
Good luck in the rain. Um, do you guys want some garbage bags or something?
Good.
Got any suggestions?
Gotta go.
Great job, man. I mean, I thought you were really retarded.
Had fallen open... the latch on it was broken.
Have you discussed this with your psychiatrist?
He bought this mansion that's right up here...
He even had his own game show in China, he had so much money.
He knows better.
He only chipped one tooth.
He sent me to boarding school.
He was one of those kids with, like, the flies all over his face.
He... likes to think it makes me happy.
He's a neurologist in my building. l I'll call him.
He's my knight in shining armor.
He's studying criminal justice at Rutgers, and when he was a baby...
He's, like, writing a movie about snowboarders or some shit.
Hello?
Here comes the lipstick.
Here you go.
Hey, man. What's up?
Hey, nice to meet you. I'm sorry I said "vagina"just now.
Hey, Vagina.!
Hey, what's up, guys? Uh, Sam, that's Mark, Dave and you rememberJesse.
Hey.! If you ever need a Kato, you know where to find me.
Hey.! This is my wife, Faye.
Hi, I'm Andrew Largeman. I'm sorry.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.! Welcome.
Hold up. Hold up!
Holy shit!
Holy shit! You scared the shit out of me.
Holy shit.
Honey, I asked you to get the metal wheel out of the hamster cage.
How about some fuckin' furniture, dude?
How are you feelin'?
How could you leave all that lithium?
How do you know she's a hooker?
How do you know? He got the shit kicked out of him by Tyrell Freedmen.
How was that?
How you been? Hey!
How'd she die?
Huxtable.
I always end up with...
I am so lame. That was like really... I am...
I am so nosy. I didn't... I didn't mean to be. I'm sorry.
I bought a chair, but I didn't like it.
I can remember seeing the little balls in this thing just floating back and forth.
I can tap dance. You want to see me tap dance?
I can't believe the retarded quarterback's a pill popper.
I can't believe we're in fucking Handi World.
I can't believe you're actually showing him this.
I can't believe you're not really retarded.
I could just say I have to take you home when I'm ready to go.
I could say no, but how would you know I'm not lyin'?
I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half...
I didn't cry at my mother's funeral. I tried, you know?
I don't do anything *******. I don't go to temple or anything.
I don't know. But I miss the idea of it, you know?
I don't know. Couldn't think of anything better to do.
I don't know. I'm sorry.
I don't know. It was the only thing I ever liked doing.
I don't know. Mint? Uh, two, maybe three.
I don't know. You know, just the whole...
I don't really believe in God.
I don't really feel like stressed or anxious at all.
I don't take anybody's money. Okay, Andrew?
I don't want this guy taking you to, like, some sketchy quarry...
I don't... I don't know.
I feel like if I had showed up at school and presented the idea of silent Velcro...
I found my ex best friend's cuff links in my wife's purse.
I got you a little going away present...
I gotta go drop some knowledge on that ho right there.
I gotta go. l...
I guess I could choose to trust you.
I guess I just like the idea of discovering something.
I guess she was taking a bath...
I had a lovely evening.
I had a seizure at the law office where I work.
I have felt so fucking numb to everything I have experienced in my life, okay?
I have to fill out this form though, so...
I haven't cried since I was a little kid.
I haven't seen you in so long. I heard you're kicking ass.
I hear that place is, like, fucking crazy.
I helped her.
I hit every employee once, and then I wait until they hire new ones.
I hope that you liked me.
I just feel, like, lazy. You know?
I just thought maybe you could help me get that checked out while I'm home.
I know. I've been catching up with people around here.
I left them in L.A. though.
I lied to you before when I told you my boyfriend drives a Ninja.
I love you so much. I'm so proud of you.
I love you.
I made you something.
I make a noise or I do something that no one has ever done before.
I make my own. Favors are bad news.
I mean, i it's a crazy story.
I mean, I'm the only person who wears a helmet to work...
I mean, I'm weird, man.
I mean, Jake's not a very good actor.
I mean, sometimes I hear myself say something, and then I think...
I mean, they sent me away. They sent me to boarding school.
I mean, we loved Jelly but...
I never even knew this was here.
I pushed her.
I really don't want to be in Handi World.
I said put your motherfucking hands on your head! Please.
I saved some mac and cheese for you. It's in the fridge.
I see now it's all there is.
I should get going.
I spent 26 years waiting for something else to start.
I suppose it is odd that we live down here like this.
I think it was sleeping pills. Or that car in the garage thing. I forgot.
I think Mark would be perfect at it.
I think that'll be better.
I think that's the only thing I've ever been really sure of in my entire life.
I think you can see into the hotel rooms.
I think you do need to find a psychiatrist that isn't your father.
I think.
I thought of all the saddest things I could think of.
I thought you killed yourself.
I used the leftovers from your mother's design. Gorgeous.
I wanna make sure it fits.
I want to help you, you know?
I want to show Andrew Sam's skating.
I was a little boy, and somebody made a shitty latch.
I was a little kid, and I was cryin' for one reason or another.
I was a little kid. I was nine years old...
I was the reason she was in a wheelchair.
I was totally going to hit you up for some, man.
I work my ass off burying dead people. Okay?
I worked in the stables and helped in the kitchen.
I would love to see you tap dance.
I, uh...
I, um...
I'd be lying to you if I told you it was my plan all along.
I'd like to talk to you about an exciting opportunity that people are talking about.
I'd like to talk to you... both...
I'll call him right now and tell him to expect you.
I'll just... You got to fill out your forms.
I'll need you to take your shoes off. I have to scratch your feet.
I'll see what I can find.
I'll tell you what, we can have like... like a signal.
I'm all right with it.
I'm Dr. Cohen.
I'm glad you could fit it in.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm gonna call you.
I'm gonna forgive myself for what I did. Are you ready?
I'm gonna fuckin' cum.!
I'm gonna live off that shit.
I'm just in town for a couple days, so...
I'm lookin' for smart people like you, Large.
I'm not playing "spin the bottle." How old are we?
I'm not puttin' a period at the end of this, you know?
I'm not saying I don't cry. But in between, I laugh.
I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better.
I'm okay.
I'm only 26. I'm not in any rush. What's your rush for?
I'm puttin', like, an ellipsis on it.
I'm really messed up now, and I got a lot of stuff I gotta work out.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. Wejust don't have the time to train them.
I'm sorry I forgot to take the wheel out of your cage.
I'm sorry. Forget I just said that. I am...
I'm sorry. I just totally ruined that moment, didn't I?
I'm sure you can find lots of things in your life...
I'm, like, working something out in my head, she's like, "You're in it right now."
I'm... I'm great.
I've been getting these really bad headaches though.
I've never been so bored in my whole life.
If I didn't kick them in the balls regularly, I'd never get anything done.
If I don't go, like, land on my own two feet...
If I don't go, like, land on my own two feet...
If I was gonna get you coke, we would've gone to the fuckin' high school football practice.
If nothing else, that's life, you know.
If that's not in the cards for us.
If there was some sort of retarded Oscar...
If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.
If you have a complete set, it's worth, like, thousands.
If you told me we were going on a six hour hunt for blow, I would've passed.
If you want.
If you're not gonna return my calls...
In a bad storm, I like to pretend that this old boat's my own private ark.
In case I have to fix it before you leave again...
In the middle of nowhere to find, like, crack whores huffing turpentine...
In the spring...
In your life, you know? I mean, this...
Is that true?
Is that, yeah, those drugs may help you as a means to an end...
Is this a date? This isn't a date.
It hasn't been the same since you got knighted.
It means, "I like to mate after battle."
It probably wasn't the best environment for me to be growing up in, so...
It sucks, though, because there's not that much work for little people, you know?
It took me a while to track this piece down...
It was beeping all night.
It was just a complete freak accident, you know?
It was the only thing he left to anyone in my family, and he left it to me.
It wasn't me, Your Honor.
It's a much better situation for me, man.
It's a shirt.
It's at the bottom of Hillside and Rivington.
It's better it's with you.
It's funny. This, uh...
It's good, isn't it?
It's good. I like it.
It's just like Velcro, but it doesn't make that...
It's just like... It's just so sad.
It's just, you know, we've had so many of them over the years.
It's kind of an odd job.
It's like a cycle or something.
It's like a... just a little lightning storm in my head.
It's like an underground Grand Canyon or something.
It's like in Brave New World. You ever read that book?
It's like lightning, like a surge of electricity, and then it's gone.
It's like real life tragedy or something.
It's like the most holy place for**** to go and pray in Israel.
It's like you feel homesick for a place that doesn't even exist.
It's like... It's like a tic.
It's my mom's favorite necklace.
It's not that we're bad pet owners or anything.
It's one of those things you replay a million times in your head...
It's real. Sometimes it fuckin' hurts.
It's really amazing how much of my life has been determined by a quarter inch piece of plastic.
It's recently occurred to me I might not even have a problem.
It's so tragic, isn't it? It is. It's like...
It's time to grow up. Plus, I wasn't making shit in that fish market.
It's too early. You don't sell 'em yet. Don't you know anything about investing?
It's what they brought me home in from the hospital.
It's... It's...
Just don't bring your friend here.
Just for a second, and then it's gone.
Just have a seat. We'll be with you soon, okay?
Just kidding. How would I know that? Uh...
Just let me be. I don't rush you.
Kevin, down. Mom!
Kevin! Get off!
Kick his balls.
Kind of. My mom adopted him from Sally Struthers like years ago.
L I'm *******, but I'm not really*******.
L.A. Tower, this is...
Large? I think I see one.
Large.!
Large.!
Largeman, what are you doing here?
Largeman! Oh, whoa! What's going on, man?
Last night, she drowned in the bath.
Last night...
Let's go. I gotta see a guy about a nitrous tank.
Let's just show him the "Florida Stars of the Ice"opening. The gator costume.
Let's just... Let's just talk about good stuff.
Let's play "spin the bottle."
Let's really bring the focus back toJelly...
Like I'm home.
Like, so bad.
Like, uh, "press junket"?
Like, uh, Jersey's De Niro and shit.
Like, when you pull on your ear, that's the code.
Lithium?
Look, I don't know how to do this...
Look, I'm gonna call you when I get there.
Look, there she is.
Look, you don't call me back, so I don't know how to do this.
Los Angeles Tower, this is Transworld 22 Heavy.
Luckily, nobody stays at Handi World for very long.
Ma, shut up about those fuckin' tapes. Okay? It's a scam.
Make yourselves warm by the fire. I'm just gonna go put her down.
Man, it's really comin' down out there.
Man, we should sit down and we should talk...
Mark, he's a knight.
Mark's getting into real estate.
Maybe it's like this rite of passage, you know?
Maybe that's all family really is.
Maybe you two could do something together.
Maybe.
Mayday.! Mayday.!
Meanwhile, while they're locked in litigation, they hired me...
Mm. I lied again.
Mom!
Mr. Modesty won the joust last night.
Mrs. Lubin? We're ready for you now.
My baby! All right, go on!
My boyfriend was gonna pick me up so I brought it.
My cousin's an actor. Jake Ryan Winters.
My hair is blowin' in the wind.
My mind wanders.
My mom just died.
My mom just died. And, uh...
My My whole life, she was depressed for no reason.
Nah, I'm just messin'with you.
Needless to say, she drowned and...
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Good luck with your head.
Nice. So, what the fuck, man?
No offense, man. But why are you bringing these fuckin' people here?
No one knew who I was, couldn't get laid.
No one really knows what it is because we haven't been able to explore it.
No, but in the commercial, it said if I wanted to cut cans, I could.
No, but it's really cool though, man.
No, I haven't been. Come on.
No, I just... I get these headaches. I just want to have it checked out.
No, I mean, I've had this since I was a baby.
No, I was just reading.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not. Why are you being shy?
No, it's okay. It's all right.
No, Mom. I'm not doing those stupid tapes.
No, no, no, no. I couldn't have.
No, not from high school. From TV.
No, not in this spot. No. You just witnessed a completely original moment in history.
No. But, um...
No. Come on. It's not like that. It'll be fun.
No. Drumroll.
No. He drives a Ninja. Goes way faster than this guy.
No. No. That wasn't the one I said.
No. Not for what we need them for.
None of that really matters. If I get to be with this person right here...
Not yet.
Now they're in some huge legal battle over whether they can build here or not.
Now, look. Whaddya got to do today? 'Cause, uh...
Now, look. Whaddya got to do today? 'Cause, uh...
Now?
Now. You know where Kiernan's Quarry is?
Of course I can swim.
Of course she's a fuckin' hooker.
Of doing something that's completely unique...
Oh, come on!
Oh, fuck, that was nosy. I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry. You have to... You gotta fill out your forms.
Oh, I've done that one before.
Oh, man. How you doing?
Oh, man. You guys must be freezing.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. You're totally freaked out. You're totally freaked out right now.
Oh, nothing. Just hangin' out on an old boat at the bottom of a quarry in Newark.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, she wants you to see it. How could you not want him to see how talented you are?
Oh, that's nice. Yeah, we've been doing a lot of work on it.
Oh, uh...
Oh, um, basically the man bought my silent Velcro patent.
Oh, what?
Oh, yeah! Ohh! Ohh! Yeah!
Oh. No, thanks, man.
Oh. Oh, you guys, don't stay in here all day...
Oh. Okay.
Okay, Andrew. I'm gonna need you to fill out this paperwork for me.
Okay, let's let's do it. Okay, we're here, right? Le Let's do it!
Okay, stop. What the fuck are we doin'?
Okay, then I won't let you on my yacht.
Okay, uh, I'll go first. Um...
Okay!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. But don't try and like kidnap me or anything...
Okay. Don't move. Okay.
Okay. Holdin'.
Okay. I mean, whatever. All right. Can we just change the subject, okay?
Okay. Let me show you something.
Okay. So... So sometimes I lie.
Okay. Then I'll do 'em myself.
Okay. You ready?
One day I'm gonna sell all of'em just fuckin' live off of it.
One of those "For the cost of a cup of coffee a day" sort of things.
One, two, three! Whoo!
Only for a little while. I'm opening my own business.
Only, I'd never know it because as far back as I can remember, I've been medicated.
Open the door.
Or pit bulls raping each other or whatever it is you have us doing!
Park your car at the gate and hop the fence.
People really listen to you. I mean...
Place looks good.
Plus, I look forward to a good cry.
Press junket.
Pretending to be someone else.
Raise you hand if you just saw some titties. Hmm?
Really?
Really? I thought you were a big movie star and shit.
Renditions of Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals in our attic.
Rich!
Right now, I was thinking I've been going to a lot of these things lately.
Safe.
Say it. Speak.
Say what you said to her last night.
Saying good bye is important.
Serpico and shit. "Attica!"
She drives me crazy!
She drowned actually.
She drowned.
She gave me her sleeve...
She gets all baked out and makes me feel like I have to impress her.
She wants to redecorate a bathroom.
She was in a wheelchair so she, uh...
She was just like, you know, cradling me and rocking me back and forth.
Shit, yo.
Shit! I got to go to my meeting.
Should we play a game?
Shut the fuck up, man.
Since I met her, she never showed an interest in anything.
Sit down.
So here we are.
So how do people know what's real?
So knock! Knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards.
So there that is.
So there's that. I guess I have that.
So they sent me to therapy and put me on these drugs...
So this is it.
So this is it.
So this is the point in the conversation where you ask me if I'd like a ride home.
So we start sending him like pictures and letters and stuff for years...
So what have you been doing?
So what the hell else are we supposed to do?
So you're like really*******.
So, anyway, she, uh... she fell back over the door...
So, how deep does it go? Thank you.
So, like how much is this one worth?
So, no one's ever done that?
So, no, no, I don't think it's too much to take on...
So, Tim...
So, Titembay.
So, uh, w what are you up to now, Mark?
So, uh, you're like workin' here. That's cool.
So, welcome back home.
So, you got anything else coming out?
Someone got a joint for me?
Someone redid the, uh, hallway bathroom. I saw that.
Sorry I scared you.
Sorry.
Sparkling or flat?
Speaking of which, um, how'd I do?
Suck it off the tap. And I need it back when you're done...
Sunday.
Sure.
Take your seats as quickly as possible.
Telling me that story, and...
Thank you! So everybody just calm the fuck down!
Thank you.
Thank you. Hey!
Thanks for your help. For, at least, your good intentions.
Thanks, uh, for the cereal.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That actually made me sadder than anything...
That fuckin' latch, you know.
That idea of home is gone.
That no one has done before and that no one will copy again throughout human existence.
That scene. That last scene...
That shit was hot. That shit was hot.
That was dumb. And...
That was emotional.
That were supposed to "curb my anger,"
That you can be angry about.
That's a pretty weighty experiment to take on, don't you think?
That's funny. That's really funny.
That's how she... sh she died.
That's improv, bitch. You can use it. Right?
That's never been done before.
That's phat, yo. Fuck, yeah!
That's something that should have been remedied years ago.
That's what I think. That's what I think about the whole thing, okay?
That's what they say. I don't... I don't know. But...
That's why I'm home actually. I guess I haven't even told you that yet. Um...
That's... That's good. Thank you.
The door of the dishwasher...
The fact that I just felt so numb.
The hungry gator must find new and clever ways to find food.
The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money. Okay?
The paw prints point to a canine. Hmm.
The Shins.
The Velcro noise.
The whole thing you just did. I wanna be here. If I didn't, I wouldn't be.
Then I'm gonna fuck this whole thing up, and this is too important.
Then one day we get this phone call and it's Titembay.
Then there's no way for us to communicate...
There's a handful of normal kid things I kind of missed.
There's a handful of normal kid things I kind of wish I'd missed.
There's like Alphas and Betas and Epsilons and all sorts of people.
There's this image from Life magazine that's always haunted me.
They can actually make the room big enough to hold everyone?
They come in every day from Idaho or Milwaukee or Florida.
They have to!
They love their malls here, man.
They sent me to boarding school because...
They want your job. This cannot happen again. This will never happen again.
They would have sent me away a whole lot sooner.
This fucking guy. I'm glad you're back, man.
This guy who plays the wizard at work is a Trekkie. I don't...
This is life...
This is love."
This is the beginning of something really big.
This is Tickle.
This is your one opportunity to do something...
This is, uh, the first time I haven't had medicine in my body for... a long time.
This isn't a conversation about this being over.
This necklace reminds me of this really random memory of my mother.
This one thing.
This town is so messed up. Everyone's got their drug of choice.
This was such a good idea.
This was, uh...
This whole day was about this?
Three years. B But I've only been a knight for two.
Titembay, this is my friend Andrew. Andrew, this is my brother, Titembay.
To be honest, I don't even care anymore.
To be honest, it's sort of all we have.
To Newark International will be departing from Gate 32.
Todd Slauson from Duluth, Minnesota.
Trust me, my family is way more fucked up than yours. Okay?
Uh, it's... Titembay, right?
Uh, nothing. No real plans.
Uh, now's not so good. I told my friend Mark I was gonna meet up with him.
Uh, that's my mom.
Uh, we'll have four Ketel Red Bulls and...
Uh, we're a Vietnamese restaurant. We just don't have bread.
Uh, well, my psychiatrist is my dad.
Uh...
Uh...
Um, but I should introduce you to him, Largeman.
Um, I've been getting these really intense headaches.
Um, nothing. Nothing.
Um, they last for like a split second.
Um, they're really quick.
Um, unfortunately, if this is the apocalypse...
Um, you know, I got a lot of stuff I got to take care of in L.A.
Unless it's for coke, money or fame.
Waiter number 12...
Wanna help? Hmm?
Want a ride, sweetheart?
We all have dreams. I know I do!
We are going down.! Repeat, engines two and...
We can work this stuff out.
We could put it in my scrapbook, if I had a scrapbook.
We don't have bread.
We figured, "Just leave it up."
We have to get the only hamsters on planet Earth...
We may not be as happy as you always dreamed we would be, but...
We need each other. I haven't even lied in, like, two days.
We owe it to her.
We owe that to each other.
We should save it or something.
We would have been rolling five hours ago.
We're gonna go over the Gleasons' house. They're having some...
Welcome home.
Welcome. I'm sorry the place is a wreck.
Well, could we move the crime scene into the kitchen?
Well, I always feel bad afterwards and admit them when they're lies.
Well, I do. It means, "Get the fuck out of my house...
Well, I suppose you want what you came all the way down here for.
Well, I'm doing it. I'm saving up for those tapes.
Well, if you do, just let me know. I'll get the cup, okay?
Well, Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett.
Well, thank you. Thanks, I appreciate it.
Well, we might have a shot at it...
Well, we think it's important.
Well, we usually say something.
Well, we're calling it Kiernan's Fault. It's, uh...
Well, wejust ate all this fucking "X,"
Well, you're going against your doctor's recommendation.
What am I, a fuckin' birthday clown? No. It doesn't come with balloons.
What are you doing tonight, man?
What are you doing... now?
What are you gonna tell me, you're late or just tired?
What are you listening to?
What are you thinking about?
What are you thinking about?
What can we do for you today, Andrew.
What do you do? You laugh, you know?
What do you mean?
What do you mean? How can you not have bread?
What I did. What I did.
What I want more than anything in the world is for it to be okay with you...
What is it?
What the fuck, man? What, are you on break?
What was it that happened to you in high school?
What, are you like a hang glider?
What's up, man?
Whatever's going on in your mind will find a way to peek its little head out of the water.
When I started, he was making the coleslaw.
When I think of what he's accomplished, I just...
When I'm with you, I feel so safe.
When they're consumed with stress and anxiety.
When was this time that we were all so happy?
When?
Where have you been?
Where she's like, "How can you just sit there and not help the children?"
Where you give the speech to the whole stadium...
Where's the sauna?
Whether you should stay on the meds or not because I don't know your story.
Who can't figure out a stupid hamster wheel.
Who here just saw some titties?
Who isn't, like, putting out fires, or, like, racing for NASCAR.
Who wrote that? Um, Aldous... Aldous something.
Who's got the time to train them?
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whose bike is that?
Why are you crying?
Why can't it be some charming, hot girl nagging you incessantly to buy some shit?
Why is it always the losers that get caught up in the pyramid schemes?
Why would they think you'd be dangerous?
Why? What is it that you think you're gonna find?
Why? Who else died?
Without receipts on items below $40.
Would you like a ride home?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. So wh what are you doing with yourself?
Wow. That's like the most worked up I've ever seen you.
Wow. That's pretty damn random of you, Andrew.
Yeah, but I don't wanna destroy future generations of charitable dogs.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know. I mean, that's a true story. I am not that good.
Yeah, I think I'm starting to figure that out myself.
Yeah, my, uh... My mother was a paraplegic.
Yeah, that's why I'm home.
Yeah, uh, how? I mean, when?
Yeah, we never got around to taking it down. When it got to be fall again...
Yeah, you're all right. You're alive.
Yeah! Fuck, yeah! And any other time, you know...
Yeah? Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. First month I went out. I bought a whole bunch of shit.
Yeah. I know. He's the most amazing guy.
Yeah. I remember reading about that in the paper, that they were...
Yeah. So I think he'd prefer me to stay on it.
Yeah. That's new.
Yeah. The whole, "Shut the fuck up!"
Yes, you could have. Don't blame it on the epilepsy.
You always said all you wanted was for us to have whatever it is we wanted.
You always say that, but when was that?
You and I are going to be okay. You know that, right?
You appear to be the expert.
You can do the honors. I have to get to work.
You can make up to $100,000 your first year.
You changed my life, and I've known you four days.
You changed my life.
You could play me and shit. Poof!
You didn't want it down there with her.
You don't realize this is good. This doesn't happen often.
You feel like you can never get it back.
You forget the order 41 for Table 101.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta hear his stories. He struggled through so much because he wanted to learn.
You gotta hear this one song. It'll change your life. I swear.
You guys are a little early on the tree though.
You had a thing. I forgot what it was.
You have any idea how much those things are gonna be worth one day?
You have to pay your dues.
You have two tables. You are 30 minutes late.
You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in...
You know that stuff will leave your body pretty fast.
You know what? I do apply myself every day, Mom.
You know, and, uh...
You know, for... For your kids. For the family you start.
You know, I'm not really sure what to say here, Dad, so I'm sorry.
You know, it's like...
You know, our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things...
You know, you and I need to work on being okay...
You know... Thank you. No one really knows.
You like that?
You mean, like, as a cop?
You must have got it confused with, uh...
You played a big football player or something.
You should come out with us.
You too.
You won't ever have that feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself.
You would win like hands down, kick his ass.
You're a cop, Kenny?
You're definitely in it right now.
You're digging graves?
You're in it right now, aren't you?
You're just as good as that Corky kid, and he's actually retarded.
You're like a little detective.
You're running for the door. It's okay. You can go. Don't feel bad. It's really...
You're this huge movie star now? I heard you did some...
You've been avoiding me.
Your mother died last night, Andrew.
22 Heavy, pull up.! Pull up.!
'Cause... 'Cause you couldn't make her happy?
"Albert's Abyss." Well, maybe. Who knows?
#I love you
Actually, no. They're a gift. Why are you returning these?
All right. Wow.
And I haven't been home since. Until now.
and then finding you once I figured stuff out? The ellipsis?
Andrew Largeman? Yes.
Anyway, how's your head? I should live through the day.
Anyway, I'm talking too much.
Are you all right? Yeah.
Asshole. My mom did it.
because that guy's holdin' my 39 bucks. All right.
But then he couldn't. What does he have? One of those tandem things?
But what kind of helmet is that? You can wear it on a bike.
Can you elaborate on "doing anything"? I know this guy, Jesse.
Come on in. I'm sorry I woke you up.
Come on. Ohh!
continues to be weirder and weirder. What do you mean? This is nice.
Could you just tell us where to go now? That thing come with balloons?
Dad.
Deer Hunter? Yeah.
Did you try it? Yeah. They're just...
Didn't you play the retarded quarterback? Yeah.
Do you lie a lot? What do you consider a lot?
Do you want some? I'll be right back.
Dollars? Yeah.
Don't be shy. Tell them what you said to me last night. No.
Down in Newark, right? Yeah.
Except for Karl Benson. You know, Mark, it's my last day in town.
Fucking De Niro and shit. What?
Fucking right. I'm in.!
Get off.
Good night. See you later, Tim. Bye, Tim.
Good stuff? Yeah, like "glass half full" shit.
Guardian of an infinite abyss. Yeah. Yeah, I guess it is.
He doesn't drive a bike? No, I don't have a boyfriend.
He got the shit kicked out of him. No, he didn't.
He likes me. Don't be cute.
He was protecting me. So?
He's awesome. Yeah.
Heel!
Heel.
Hello, Miss Lubin. Oh, hello there.
Hello. How you doing?
Here comes the double axel. And...
Hey, Albert! Yeah?
Hey, I should get your number. Yeah, definitely.
Hey, weren't you on a TV show or something? Yeah, it was just this show.
Hey, what time is it? No idea.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. I gotta go find that thing.
Hey. What's up?
Hi. It's very nice to meet you. Oh, it's nice to meet you.
Holy shit! How's it goin'?
Holy shit! What's up?
Honey, that is good. You know what that means, Tim?
Honey, what are you doing? I'm dusting for prints.
How do I look guilty? Andrew Largeman?
I can write you a prescription. Actually, I was thinking about taking a little vacation.
I didn't know you were here. Oh, that's okay.
I didn't see it. It was just this thing...
I don't want them. They're not sharp enough. Okay.
I feel so used.
I forgot. Well, you forgot and now Jelly's dead.
I fucked him up too. He knocked your teeth out.
I guess I'll see you guys later.
I have epilepsy. Which part are we laughing about?
I haven't seen you since, like, junior year. Yeah.
I know. "Nice to meet you. Can I use you?"
I love you too. Have a good night.
I love you too. I love you.
I mean, that's why you're home. Yeah. Yup.
I mean, this is, uh... I know.
I recognize you. Oh, did you go to Columbia High?
I should get your number. Yeah, definitely. That'd be... That'd be cool.
I think it's gonna rain.
I thought you killed yourself. What?
I was... Shut the fuck up!
I'd like to return these. You got a receipt?
I'll show her. No, l I got it.
I'm gonna kill that motherfucker. Pun intended?
I'm making my own right now. Fuck, take Jesse's. The guy's a millionaire.
I'm not innocent! Yes, you are! All right? That's what I like about you.
I'm not quite sure it still floats. Yeah, I don't know.
I'm really late for my appointment. Andrew. Andrew.
I'm sorry aboutJelly. Oh, that's okay.
If you need money, I could loan you some. I don't need your money.
Is that what he's doin'? Yeah. It's detergent or some shit.
It just started pouring all of a sudden. Well...
It's like the Wailing Wall. What?
It's nice to meet you. Andrew, right? Yes.
It's nice. No, it's not.
It's really funny.
It's so warm!
It's very nice. Well, you wanna see my room?
It's Yom Kippur, the Day of Repentance. Okay.
Jess. How are you, brother? How's it going, man?
Jesse?
Just be patient, man. We've been patient all day...
Just Tickle. Oh, I believe in Tickle.
Just wanted to show how talented you are. Mom, come on!
Large, it was nice to see you. Nice to see you too.
Largeman, man, what are you doing home? I, uh...
Largeman, this is Dana. Hi.
Listen, would anybody like some tea? I'd love some. Thank you.
Little trouble with the wheel but... That's not funny.
Mark? Yeah. Albert?
maybe listen while you fill out your forms? I think I can handle it.
Mom, I'm asking you, seriously. Come on. Don't be shy. Let me see it!
Mom, this is Andrew. Welcome.
Mom! Come on. I'll take a hug.
Mr. Andrew Largeman? Yes, hi.
Nah. Well, then here.
No, come on. I think that was good enough for both of us.
No, no. It's just that we're not gonna make out, okay?
No.
No. It's the Hollywood in you, I guess.
No. Not at all. Never crossed my mind.
No. That's the truth. Why?
Now? Yeah.
Of course I am. No, you're not.
Oh, must have been fun. Well, I sew.
Oh, my God. Wow!
Oh, no. Benson. Oh, no.
Oh, you're fuckin'...
Oh. Oh, and Tina.
Okay. Come on, Arthur.
Okay. Thank you. I'm sorry. It's okay. Have a seat.
Okay. Then we'll talk. Yeah.
on some, like, geological phenomenon?
Or more importantly, how old are they? Oh, they're all legal.
Peace out, player.
People call me lots of things. Is one of them "liar"?
Probably have to find a newjob, so... We need to talk.
Put your hands on your head, please. What?
Really? Hell, yeah. That's just like an investment.
Right now? Yeah.
Right on. Thanks.
Right? Yes!
She was anorexic, did gymnastics... Oh, gymnastics Tina?
Shut up! Fuck off.
Shut up. No, I mean, your mom was right. You're really good.
Shut up. Yeah, I do. Wait. Wait, wait.
So do you have the complete set? Almost.
So how much did they buy it for? A lot, man.
So, uh...
So, uh...
So, uh... She can come. I don't care.
So, what are you here for? What are you here for?
Stories from the Force. Yeah.
Supposedly. Well, yeah. Supposedly.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thanks for dinner. Come on! You're giving me a hug too.
That is not funny.
That it? I think so. I don't really feel any more coming.
That wasn't you? No, no. That wasn't me.
That's all I ever wanted. When were we all ever happy, Dad?
That's not what I said. Yeah.
There were no straps involved. Why did they send you to boarding school?
There's absolutely nothing wrong with you. What?
They couldn't cut cans. You bought them to cut cans?
They didn't "send me away." You just said they sent you away.
They're not sharp enough. They're not sharp enough?
This is awesome, but we gotta go. All right.
This is gonna be a good night.
Tickle's all that remains. Mm hmm.
Tim can speak Klingon. What?
Tina who? You remember Tina.
Tissue?
to make sure no one comes inside. Wow.
Uh, sorry, this is Sam, Karl. Karl, Sam? Hey.
Uh, you two stay here. I'll be right back. Is it heavy, or... Okay.
Very nice to meet you. See you later.
Want to know? Yeah.
Was there like a hurricane or something? Shut up.
We gotta get goin'. Oh, okay. It was good to see you, Karl.
We have to, right? Yeah!
We're not gonna make out or anything. What?
Well, I got to shower. Same.
Well, what should we do? I don't know. I've only been to one of these things.
Were. Come on.
What are the tapes? Real estate tapes.
What are you doing? Largeman, get the fuck in the pool.!
What are you doing? Remember that idea I had about working stuff out on my own...
What are you doing? You collect Desert Storm trading cards?
What do you got? Got a little buzz. Got that.
What do you mean? Just that...
What do you mean? My mom always says that when she can see...
What is this place?
What the fuck is Klingon? Like the Star Trek guys?
What you got? I got a little buzz goin'
What, dates? Not dates.
What? You are, aren't you?
What's preventative covering? The helmet I was wearing.
What's up? Hey, how you doing? Good to see you.
When are you thinking of leaving? Uh, probably tomorrow.
Where is it? It's keeping us warm.
Wherever he is. Wow. We're off to a great start.
Who are you? I'm your new friend Sam.
Who is that? Just don't give him your number.
Who killed themselves? That was the Gleason kid.
Who the fuck are you? This is Sam. This is Large.
Who's up?
Whoa. Hold on tight.
Why are you always doing that? I haven't seen you in a while.
Why did they send you away? Oh. Listen to this girl.
Why not? Sidecars are for bitches.
With these knives, I can't. It comes with a sharpener.
Wow. Still want to compare fucked up families?
Wow. Yeah.
Yeah, definitely. That sounds good.
Yeah, don't be shy, Tim. It's just... It's made up.
Yeah, he can speak their language. No, she's kidding.
Yeah, he's my brother. Is he adopted or...
Yeah. And I think I can do this! I mean, I want to.
Yeah. l In L.A., right?
Yeah. Okay. That'd be great.
Yeah. Really.
Yeah. That's cool.
Yo, and check this shit out. That's the safety. Oh, cool.
You are. No, I'm not.
You got any suggestions? Yeah, kick his balls.
You had a gift. Come on. Let me see it.
You know them? No.
You know what I do when I feel completely unoriginal? What?
You look like a wet beaver.
You lucky motherfucker.
You, like, can't wait to leave. I'm not. I'm not. I like it.
You're gay.
You're not coming back, are you? Come on, Sam.
You're not gonna tell us what we're getting? It's a surprise. You'll see.
Your mom just died! I know.
'Cause all the lithium he's had you on. It's amazing you can even hear me now.
'Cause I don't have it in my memory. Maybe if I did, I could help steer us back there.
'cause I took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector.
'cause my step uncle's a bounty hunter and he could have you tracked and killed.
'cause what could be ruder than talking about someone else who died...
"Oh, are you freaked out? You're like running for the door.
"Sent me away" sounds like I went to some asylum or something.
"This is love."
"Well, besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?"
"Wow, that wasn't even remotely true."
"Wow!
# Gold teeth and a curse for this town
# La, blah, blah Blah, la, la ##
# La, la, la, la ## No, I had to grow up, man.
#And now that we've come #
#I love you
#I love you
#Thanks for the time that you've given me #
#The memories are all in my mind #
#There's something I must say out loud #
#They got out, dear #
#Three times a lady #
#Three times a lady #
#To the end of our rainbow #
#Yes, you're once, twice #
#Yes, you're once, twice #
#Yes, you're once, twice #
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