Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) Edit

A family member dies

A guy broke into the house.

A little less time worrying about what your brother does.

A lot of people will tell you that a good, phony fever is a dead lock.

A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.

A nice stretch job with a TV and a bar.

A whole bunch of people. They said he's like on the verge of death.

About holding him back another year.

Absolutely right, sir. You've hit the nail right on the head.

Adamowsky?

After all, I got a car. He got a computer.

All I wanted to do was give him a good day.

All right, you wanna know what's wrong?

All this talking has made me kind of light headed.

An exemplary attendance record?

And a scorching case of herpes.

And halfway between three and four tenths.

And he is very ill.

And I lost the Vermont deal because of her.

And I'm gonna find out what it is.

And l'd like to dedicate it to a young man

And lighten up on the radio and the print. Okay?

And now he's got Sloane Peterson involved in this thing.

And now, up in the sky,

And passing the reviewing stand now,

And remember who you're dealing with.

And second of all, I just can't believe

And she's gonna treat him like shit

And still graduate, he is sorely mistaken.

And then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.

And they never doubted it for a second.

And when he gets here, I'll tell him that I did it.

And when you're bent over, moaning and wailing,

And you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway?

And you just mind your p's and q's, buster.

And you're not allowed to touch anything.

Anderson?

Any assignments from my classes that I might need.

Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone?

Anyone seen this before?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Anyone? Anyone? The Great Depression,

Anyone? Raised or lowered?

Anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet.

Are you also aware, Mrs. Bueller, that

Are you kidding?

Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am?

As at this point.

As at this point.

As the end all, be all of human existence.

As the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life.

Ask for Abe Froman.

B: lf I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.

Basically that will be it.

Because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind

Being afraid, worrying about everything,

Besides, anybody who would nail me wouldn't go to a parade.

Between grief and nothing,

Blanket.

Bless his little heart.

Blink if you understand me.

Bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads,

Blow yourself.

Boy, I'm really surprised they didn't go for it in that inning.

Breathed on wrong, a pigeon could shit on it. Who knows?

Bueller, Ferris Bueller.

Bueller, you son of a bitch.

Bueller?

Bueller.

But I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute.

But I'm telling you, that that's not the case.

But if you leave your name and number,

But still,

But then, so is high school.

But you're an asshole.

But, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office.

By the way, Mr. Rooney, you left your wallet on the kitchen floor.

Call if you need us.

Call me "sir," goddamn it!

Cam, why don't you come in here? it's really nice.

Cam. Cameron, wake up!

Cameron Frye, this one's for you.

Cameron has never been in love.

Cameron, come on.

Cameron, cut that out.

Cameron, dear friend,

Cameron, I could flip out real easy, too.

Cameron, I'm sorry, but we can't pick up Sloane in your car.

Cameron, it's my fault.

Cameron, this is my ninth sick day.

Cameron, wait a minute. Cameron, come back.

Cameron, what's gonna happen to it? it's in a garage.

Cameron?

Cameron? Cam?

Cameron? Can I ask you a question?

Cameron.

Cameron. Are you okay? Cam?

Can we please get the hell out of here?

Can you appreciate what it must have been like

Can you hear me?

Can you imagine someone as sick as Ferris

Certainly weird, in my kitchen.

Christ.

Come on over.

Come on, "Abe."

Come on, boys, let's go.

Come on, everybody.

Come on, get the piano off that back. Let's go.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, live a little.

Come on, move!

Come on, that was a little piece of plastic, this is a Ferrari.

Come on, wake up!

Come on, wake up. Hey, wake up.

Come on.

Come on.

Come.

Cool.

Could you describe him for me, please?

Dad, can you hang on for a second?

Damn it.

Damn it.

Darling, you were wonderful.

Dave, I know it sounds like I'm beating a dead horse on this one.

Dave, we know you've got the money.

Dave, you're one of the brightest guys in this business.

Deficits. Who will have to pay that eventually? Anyone? Anyone know?

Dickhead.

Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects?

Did you blow him away or something?

Did you get in a fight?

Did you see me change out of my clothes by the Jacuzzi?

Did you?

Do you know anything?

Do you know what it's like to be pulled out of work

Do you know when she'll be back?

Do you realize how many people saw you?

Do you realize if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym?

Do you speak English?

Do you... Do you think Cameron's gonna be okay?

Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980?

Does the author's use

Don't make me stay home again. I wanna go to school.

Don't say we're not going to take the car home.

Don't worry about it, I don't even have a piece of shit, I have to envy yours.

Don't! Don't.

Drugs?

Dry that one out, you can fertilize the lawn.

Ed Rooney's office.

Ed, I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body?

Ed! Get in here!

Ed?

Ed.

Enjoy your lunch.

Entre nous, I'm very busy here.

Excuse me.

Ferris Bueller, do you know him?

Ferris Bueller's behind this. There is no doubt in my mind.

Ferris Bueller's on line two.

Ferris can do anything.

Ferris does not have what we consider to be

Ferris is not taking his academic growth seriously.

Ferris, forget it. You're just gonna have to think of something else.

Ferris, he never drives it.

Ferris, I don't feel too good. Can we leave soon?

Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.

Ferris, please. You've gone too far. You're gonna get busted.

Ferris, we're home.

Ferris, you're sick.

Ferris!

Ferris?

Ferris.

Ferris.

Ferris. We better try something else.

Fifteen years from now when he looks back on the ruin his life's become,

Find out where she is.

Fine.

Fine. As a matter of fact, I'll call them myself.

Fine. What's this? What's his problem?

For all we know, he went back to school.

For Cameron to be in that joint as a baby?

Forget it.

Forget it. That's it.

Four thousand restaurants in the downtown area.

Four years he has been making a fool of me.

Four years of chasing this kid.

Freshmen.

From Ferris Bueller? Then where will you be, huh?

Frye?

Get down here!

Get well.

Go home.

Go! Go!

God bless the police.

God, look at this mess.

Goddamn it!

Goddamn, are you kidding?

Good.

Grace,

Grace!

Grace!

Grace?

Great.

Great. Maybe I'll see you. Bye.

Gummy Bear?

Have a nice day.

Have a nice day.

Have a nice day.

Having no place to live,

He and I'll just have a little chat.

He can't be wound up this tight and go to college.

He can't hit, he can't hit, he can't hit, swing, batter.

He doesn't have a fever, but he says his stomach hurts and he's seeing spots.

He got my keys!

He has missed an unacceptable number of school days.

He has missed nine days.

He hates me anyway.

He is going to remember Edward Rooney.

He is just leading you down the primrose path.

He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body.

He just rubs it with a diaper.

He loves the car. He hates his wife.

He'll come home, he'll see what I did. He'll have to deal with me.

He'll keep calling me until I come over.

He'll keep calling me.

He'll make me feel guilty.

He's always been a little keyed up.

He's devastatingly handsome.

He's gonna be a fry cook at Venus.

He's gonna be just fine.

He's gonna marry me.

He's left the school grounds on personal business.

He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.

He's such a sweetie. Got to go.

Headache, fever, and a chill.

Heard from this guy who knows this kid, who's going

Heel. Stay.

Hell with him.

Hello?

Her grandmother, too.

Here you go.

Here you go. Nice job. Thank you.

Here, climb up on this.

Here, give me the phone. I have another call.

Here's where Cameron goes berserk.

Hey batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, swing, batter. Come on.

Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, swing, batter.

Hey, Cameron.

Hey, Ferris!

Hey, hey.

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, look at that.

Hey, Mr. Rooney, how you doing?

Hey, Mr. Rooney, what's going on?

Hey, remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer?

Hey, wait, wait, wait. That's my car! I'll move it!

Hey! Hey...

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, doggie.

Hi, Ferris, how's your bod?

Hi, this is Ferris Bueller, can I speak to Mr. Rooney, please?

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Abe Froman.

Higher marginal rates on your taxes. Any questions so far?

His roommate will kill him.

Hold your water for a second, I got another call.

Hold.

Holy shit.

Honey, feel his hands. They're cold and clammy.

Honey, you're not going to school like this, now.

Honey.

How about that?

How about we rent a nice Cadillac? My treat.

How are you today, sir?

How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?

How do I deal with that?

How does this relate

How many miles are on it now?

How many miles did you say this thing had on it when we left?

How was your day?

How would you feel about another year of high school?

How'd you get to be so sweet?

How'd you get up there? You're out of your mind!

However, in Ferris' case, I can assure you, he is truly a very sick boy.

Hurry along now.

I am not gonna sit on my ass

I am not leaving till you come down and talk to me, Ferris.

I am very alone. And I'm very protective of my body.

I appreciate your concern for my well being.

I appreciate your concern for my well being.

I asked for a car, I got a computer.

I beg your pardon?

I bet you never smelled a real school bus before.

I better check on the car.

I called the cops and they picked me up for making a phony phone call.

I can appreciate how this time of year children are prone to taking the day off.

I can assure you that her father and I are going

I can't begin to tell you how embarrassed I am.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe this. lf I was bleeding out my eyes

I can't believe you went on a goddamn parade float!

I can't handle summer school.

I can't stand him, and I hate this goddamn car.

I can't wait to see the look on the bastard's face.

I can't, stupid, I'm sick.

I caught Cameron digging the ride once or twice.

I could be "The Walrus." I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself

I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself

I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself...

I could've stopped you.

I dented the shit out of it.

I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot nosed punk

I didn't mean to lose my temper. I'm sorry. lt was uncalled for.

I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit.

I do not want it violated, or killed, all right?

I do see her with Ferris Bueller quite a little bit.

I don't care, I really don't.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I don't know why I'm here.

I don't know.

I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.

I don't understand.

I don't want anybody... What?

I feel like complete shit, Ferris. I can't go anywhere.

I feel pretty good.

I got you, Ferris.

I gotta take a stand against him.

I gotta take a stand.

I gotta take a stand.

I guess it's pretty serious.

I guess that's my dad.

I had a grandmother, once.

I had a great time today.

I had Florence Sparrow notify Sloane. Poor little lamb.

I hate him.

I have dreamed about this.

I have no reservation, whatsoever,

I have to graduate in June. And I want...

I have to take it.

I heard that you were feeling ill.

I just completely forgot to call.

I just wanna hear you say it.

I knew it!

I know I should have called, it just completely slipped my mind.

I know what's wrong.

I love driving it. lt is so choice.

I made you take the car this morning.

I mean, first of all, I don't know why she wasn't in school.

I mean, I didn't think I was talking to you.

I mean, not that it was completely your fault.

I meant, are you in here for drugs?

I need help!

I never say anything!

I pick the one my father goes to.

I put up with everything.

I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me."

I realized it was ridiculous

I really don't know, sir.

I said for her to be there alone and you freaked.

I said it before and I'll say it again.

I see.

I seriously doubt it. When's he back?

I suppose it means it's personal and it's none of your business, young lady.

I think Cameron might have blown a microchip or two.

I think I ought to lie down.

I think I owe you an apology, sir.

I think I see my dad.

I think we should shoot her.

I thought I was talking to somebody else.

I thought you were catatonic.

I used to think that my family was the only one that had weirdness in it.

I wanna thank you for your warmth and compassion.

I want it. lf I didn't want it,

I want my daughter out in front of the school in 10 minutes by herself.

I want the car back home where it belongs, right now.

I want to go to a good college, so I can have a fruitful life.

I want to see this dead grandmother, firsthand.

I want you out in front of the school with her.

I want you to take extra special care of this vehicle. Okay?

I was a little worried about them.

I was about to close the damn deal with the Vermont people.

I was gonna take my commission and buy Ferris a car.

I was serious when I said I would marry her.

I was, like... I was, like, meditating.

I weep for the future.

I would.

I wouldn't have let you take the car out this morning.

I'm actually amazed that I got the car out of the garage.

I'm afraid that in my weakened condition,

I'm afraid that in my weakened condition,

I'm bullshit.

I'm dying.

I'm fine.

I'm gonna catch this kid and I'm gonna put one hell of a dent in his future.

I'm gonna defend it.

I'm gonna give the guy $5 to watch it.

I'm gonna have to ask you for a small favor.

I'm gonna miss you guys next year.

I'm gonna set the trap and let him fall right into it.

I'm gonna take a stand.

I'm just tired of being afraid.

I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing it for you.

I'm not embarrassed.

I'm not European. I don't plan on being European.

I'm not going.

I'm okay. I'll just sleep.

I'm putting my foot down.

I'm really sorry about your brother.

I'm really sorry about your brother.

I'm really very sorry.

I'm saved. Oh, thank you, God. Thank you, thank you. You are the best.

I'm serious.

I'm so disappointed in Cameron.

I'm so sick of his shit!

I'm sorry to hear that. Now come on over here and pick me up.

I'm sorry, I mean, I know you don't care, but it does mean my ass.

I'm sorry.

I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.

I'm taking the day off. Now get dressed and come on over.

If you don't like the way I do it.

If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

If you wanna sell, you have to spend. it's as simple as that.

If you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane, l'd appreciate it.

In an effort to alleviate the effects of the...

In an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government.

In two weeks you'd have a diamond.

Is a first class ticket to nowhere.

It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point?

Jeanie, now!

Jeanie, please don't be upset with me.

Jeanie, what the hell are you doing? You trying to kill us?

Jeanie!

Jeanie? I can't see that far.

Jeanie? ls that you?

Jeanie.

Jeez.

Just a little office difficulty, sir.

Just a moment.

Just doesn't work.

Just have to crack open the odometer, roll it back by hand.

Just roll her old bones on over here, and I'll dig up your daughter.

Katie Bueller.

Keep me out of it.

Keep moving, keep moving.

L'd also like to add that I have my father's gun

L'd like you to know that l've just called the police.

L'd like you to know that l've just called the police.

L'll be home at 6:00 sharp.

L'll give you two good reasons why not: my mother and my father.

L'll release Sloane.

L'll see you, okay?

L'll take grief.

L'll take the heat for it.

L've got it right here in front of me.

L've got you right where I want you.

Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd.

Lean forward against the glass like this.

Leather jacket, white T shirt, sweater vest.

Leave my cheese out in the wind.

Lee Smith.

Left field, twisting, and into foul territory.

Les jeux sont faits. Translation: The game is up.

Less than 100 were made.

Let me check the restaurant.

Let my Cameron go

Let's go.

Let's not ruin this with a lot of talk, all right? Okay?

Lf anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron.

Lf Ferris thinks that he can just coast through this month

Lf I get caught, I won't graduate.

Lf I go for 10, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung.

Lf I had to live in that house, l'd probably pray for disease, too.

Lf things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays.

Lf you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Lf you had access to a car like this,

Lf you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.

Lf you need anything, call.

Lf you need to reach us we'll be at the following number.

Lf you say "Ferris Bueller," you lose a testicle.

Lf you're not over here in 15 minutes, you can find a new best friend.

Life moves pretty fast.

Life moves pretty fast.

Listen, I'm going to get myself settled and I'll bring a hot cup of soup, okay?

Listen, I'm sorry to disturb you at work, but I'm not feeling very well today

Listen, will you calm down, please?

Listen, young man, either you take the field trip outside

Ln

Ln 1930,

Ln a nutshell, I hate my brother.

Ln fact, I debated whether or not I should even leave him.

Ln the opinion of this educator,

Lncredible.

Look at him, honey.

Look what Uncle Ed has for you, you little fucker.

Look, I can give you every assurance, Mr. Rooney, that Ferris is home

Look, I'm sorry, there's nothing else we can do.

Look, this is her daughter.

Look, this... This is not a phony phone call.

Looking for this?

Looks great, let's roll.

Loud and clear, Mr. Peterson.

Ls Mr. Rooney in?

Ls there a problem?

Ls your mother in the room?

Lsn't Mrs. Hagel expecting you in consumer ed. class?

Lsn't that great?

Lt could get wrecked, stolen, scratched,

Lt did not work and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression.

Lt is his fault he didn't lock the garage.

Lt is his love, it is his passion...

Lt is possible to stop Mr. Ferris Bueller, you know?

Lt kind of feels like that.

Lt says, that at this point on the revenue curve,

Lt still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

Lt's a fool's paradise.

Lt's a good non specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it.

Lt's a little childish and stupid,

Lt's all right, Grace. it's Ferris Bueller, the little twerp.

Lt's cool.

Lt's Ed Rooney, Ferris. l'd like to have a word with you.

Lt's getting late, buddy, we better go get the car back home.

Lt's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses.

Lt's great. Perfect. I love it.

Lt's nice to know that I have such loving, caring parents.

Lt's not that I condone fascism

Lt's okay.

Lt's one of my personal favorites

Lt's over.

Lt's real nice that you hope my brother's feeling better,

Lt's so hard to tell these days.

Lt's the best day of my life.

Lt's too suspicious. He'll think something's up.

Lt's true.

Lt's understanding that makes it possible

Lt's very beautiful and very cold

Make yourself some soup. Get a nap. Okay?

Makes me mad.

Making me wait around the house for you.

May I have a word with you, dear?

Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy.

Maybe he isn't just torturing himself.

Maybe he's really sick.

Maybe I'll have an aspirin around noon.

Maybe I'm overreacting.

Me neither.

Me? No.

Mint.

Mr. Froman, this is Sergeant Peterson, Chicago Police.

Mr. Knowlan, may I interrupt, please?

Mr. Peterson?

Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit.

Mr. Rooney...

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend

My dear, I'm afraid that I'm the bearer of bad tidings.

My father spent three years restoring this car.

My father will come home, he'll see what I did. I can't hide this.

My old man pushes me around.

My shoe.

My sister wears too much.

Neither would l.

Never had one lesson.

Nice attitude.

Nine times? Nine times.

Nine times.

No, he would not. Cameron, come on.

No, I did not deliberately... I didn't deliberately hurt your feelings.

No, I mean, I heard he's really sick.

No, I want it. I'm gonna take it. That's it.

No, I'll take it.

No, I'm not going anywhere. No, we'd like to be seated.

No, I'm sorry, he's not. Can I help you?

No, it really busts my hump, you know?

No, it's gonna be good.

No, no. Stay. Stay.

No, not yet.

No, now. Let's get out of here.

No, of course I'm not kidding. Do I sound like I'm kidding?

No. Forget it.

No. I'll take it.

No. No, you don't want this much heat.

No. No!

No. No.

Not here.

Nothing.

Nothing...

Now don't go pushing it and making yourself worse.

Now I want you to go upstairs and get in bed.

Now, I didn't... I didn't hit you. I lightly slapped you.

Now, I had a meeting first thing this morning.

Now, I'm a little scared 'cause what if he recognizes my voice?

Now, l've spent my morning examining his records.

Now, listen, I'm showing some houses to that,

Now, you get better, pumpkin.

Of the prison

Oh, by the way, I hope your son is feeling better.

Oh, Cameron, he didn't ditch us or anything. He's here.

Oh, dear.

Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now.

Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now.

Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now.

Oh, kids.

Oh, mud.

Oh, my God, you're dying?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

Oh, right.

Oh, shit, Cameron, come on. Cameron!

Oh, shit.

Oh, Sloane, dear.

Oh, that hurts, Cameron.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you know him?

Okay, Ferris, can we just let it go, please?

Okay, now

Okay, okay, wait. No, okay, wait. Okay.

Okay, pumpkin.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Listen,

On second thought, we don't have time to talk right now.

Once again, let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your loss. l...

One hundred and twenty six

Only the fourth hit in the game.

Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.

Or any "ism," for that matter.

Or I'm going to have to call the police.

Papa?

Paper all over the place. I'll never get this back in order.

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight

Party of three for 12:00.

Passed the... Anyone? Anyone?

People think she's a whore.

Peterson home on line one.

Please don't say we're not going to take the car home.

Please hold.

Please,

Please, do not yank my cord on this. How desperate is the situation?

Plus, and I must be honest here,

Poochie, poochie, poochie.

Probably.

Professional what?

Raised tariffs

Really?

Relax.

Right now, 75 at the lakefront,

Right or wrong, I'm gonna defend it.

Ringy dingy.

Rooney, calm down!

Rooney, I don't have all day to bark at you.

Rooney!

Rooney! Rooney.

Runner at first base, nobody out.

Said that if Ferris dies, he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder.

Save Ferris Bueller. Save Ferris.

Save Ferris, save Ferris.

Save Ferris.

Save it, Ferris. Come down here.

Saw... What?

School, parents, the future...

Scoot!

Screw him.

See you later, pal, I'm going home.

See, I went home to confirm that the shithead

She came to you with this story about an intruder.

She still has another year of high school.

She won't respect him.

She's in Decatur. Unfortunately, she's not staying.

She's in... Wait.

Sheena!

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. I hope he doesn't die.

Silbernen Ritter Drum and Bugle Corps.

Sit.

Sleep tight, pooch.

Sloane Peterson?

Smells delicious.

Smooch my big old white butt.

So far this semester he has been absent nine times.

So I better make this one count.

So I'm gonna make this short and sweet.

So if you have any brains whatsoever,

So if you have any brains whatsoever,

So you're pissed off 'cause he ditches and doesn't get caught, is that it?

So,

So, that's how it is in their family.

So, who gives a crap if they're socialists?

Something's going on, goddamn it.

Sooner or later everybody goes to the zoo.

Sorry.

Speak a de English?

Stay, boy.

Stop it!

Sure, l'd be happy to.

Surely.

Take a hot bath and then wrap a hot towel around your head.

Take some Pepto Bismol, get dressed, and come on over here.

Take some Pepto Bismol, get dressed, and come on over here.

Talk. No.

Tarzan.

Tell him all the guys at the station here are pulling for him.

Tell you what, dip shit,

Temperatures expected to reach the upper 70s.

Thank God you're all right. You know, we've been worried sick about you.

Thank you for stopping by.

Thank you for stopping by.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, Mr. Rooney, for driving him home.

Thank you, no. I'm straight.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank...

Thanks anyway.

Thanks, Grace.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That family from Vermont today. So I'll be in the area.

That if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass,

That used to worry me.

That was so quick.

That's all in your head.

That's great.

That's just an opinion.

That's okay.

That's probably because he wasn't sick, he was skipping school.

That's the first hit they've had since the fifth inning,

That's why he's sick all the time. lt really bothers him.

That's worse than school.

The Bears.

The city looks so peaceful from up here.

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands.

The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says?

The last thing I need at this point in my career is

The man could squash my nuts into oblivion, and then,

The miles aren't coming off going in reverse.

The miles aren't coming off.

The place is like a museum.

The question is: What aren't we going to do?