Independence Day (1996) Edit

A complete evacuation of Los Angeles County.

A computer virus.

A delay now would be more costly

A fight that you started...

A historic and unprecedented event has occurred.

A little shake, and they running.

A lot of people died today.

A meteor?

A parabolic indentation 9 city blocks...

A radio signal from another world.

A virus.

Aaaaahh!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah.

Abort mission right away. Do you read me?

Abort.

About three hours.

Absolutely. Contact NORAD. Tell them we've upgraded to DEFCON three.

Acting all big and bad.

Address the nation.

After that. The other part.

After they've consumed every natural resource, they move on.

Age was never an issue when you stuck to your guns.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Ah. Ah.

Ahh, checkmate.

Ain't I been saying it, Miguel?

Aircraft from here will join others from around the world...

Al?

Alex, organize a military escort.

All cable repairmen can, Pops.

All I did was stumble onto their signal.

All I'm saying is

All right, abort mission.

All right, baby, I've got you.

All right, boys, let's give Mr. Casse some cover.

All right, Connie, what's this all about?

All right, everybody, clear the platform.

All right, gentlemen, we're on.

All right, go ahead. Put it on.

All right, guys, listen up.

All right, life support monitors recording.

All right, listen up. Before we can begin...

All right, Mr. President, here we go!

All right, now spread it very, very gently.

All right, squadron leaders, I want weapons check.

All right.

All right. All right. What've we got here?

All right. Get them out of there.

All right. Go ahead.

All right. OK.

All right. There's a helicopter waiting.

All right. Um, everybody, head down to the basement.

All satellite, microwave, and ground communications

All systems go.

All the distortions in our broadcasts.

All the little gizmos inside turned on.

All we can do now is...pray.

Almost put a hex on the whole damn thing.

Although it's understandable

AM FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and...

Amen, man.

Amen, Reverend.

And a mass roughly 1/4 the size of our moon.

And don't touch anything.

And everyone is invited, especially you know who.

And get all rowdy.

And get us some goddamn pilots to fly 'em.

And got to postpone a little freaky deaky.

And I just want you to know that, uh...

And I'm looking for what?

And I'm well aware of their maneuvering capabilities.

And in the presence of these witnesses

And it's important for everyone not to panic.

And joint chiefs, and take them to a secured location.

And more like the orphan child Oliver

And remember...

And stop slobbering all over my shoe.

And that could buy, I think, at least some time

And the clock is ticking.

And the countdown's going to be over.

And we can't penetrate their defenses.

And we estimate

And we'll see if you're as smart as we all hope you are.

And what happens if they do become hostile?

And what the hell is that smell?

And whup E.T.'s ass, that's all.

And you and Dylan come stay with me on the base.

And you don't know anything about them.

And you will be launching the largest aerial battle

And you will once again be fighting for our freedom...

And you will see that there is nothing to be scared of.

And you'll get your chance.

And, Alex, you contact the cabinet members.

And, forsaking all others, keep yourself only for her

And, uh, been doing that ever since.

Announcer on TV: Ladies and gentlemen...

Any news on my wife yet?

Any questions?

Any word from them?

Approaching alien ship.

Approaching...

Are incredible.

Are our forces here?

Are protesting the military involvement

Are the salad days over for President Whitmore? Morton?

Are they not getting through?

Are you listening to me?

Are you telling us you can send out a signal

Area 51.

Armed and ready, sir.

As a matter of fact, you did.

As he papered city hall with leaflets from the air.

As the former head of the C.I.A....

As thousands have taken to the streets.

As we attempt to establish communication.

As you can imagine...

At the moment, our satellites are somewhat unreliable.

Atlanta, Chicago, and Philadelphia...

Aw! Don't give me unprepared.

Away from our bases as possible...

Babe, you want some of this coffee?

Babe.

Baby, stay right here.

Baby, there's something on the news about the quake.

Ballet?

Bandits on our tail! They're locked on!

Barry Nolan on TV: ..."it could only happen in California" file...

Baw caw.

Be seated.

Because David thought that I was having an affair.

Because it puts the bootie, like...

Before the virus is planted?

Before we do this, I just want to say I'm sorry.

Before we shoot that thing off.

Believe you me.

Bird's away.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blow through! Blow through!

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Boomer!

Breathes oxygen.

Bringing estimates up to anywhere from 10 to 15

Bringing it in to hover.

But anyone who can fly a plane would be useful.

But as the day when the world declared in one voice...

But from all accounts...

But from annihilation.

But I ain't mad.

But I do know, here today, that the Black Knights

But I was kind of hoping he wanted the job, though.

But information is sketchy at best.

But no.

But once we got them off...

But see, sometimes...

But since these guys started showing up...

But that wasn't enough, was it?

But that's not gonna keep.

But the neatest stuff...

But the president remains at the White House.

But this is just the beginning...

But we were able to get these.

But what, General?

But you are not as charming as you think you are, sir.

But you said you was on leave for the 4th.

But you're about to get a crash course in modern avionics.

But, uh, they're even more confused than we are, sir.

Bye.

Call the other planes back.

Can I confirm that the target was destroyed?

Can there be a peace between us?

Can we move it along!

Can you believe this?

Can you get a blanket for Patricia?

Can you get us out of here in 30 seconds?

Can you say that again?

Can you tell us anything useful about them?

Can you, uh, wait outside for a little bit

Captain on deck!

Captain.

Centered above what remains of downtown Los Angeles...

Check it out.

Check me out. I'm going to try something.

Checkmate.

Checkmate.

Checkmate.

Civilian casualties should be down to a minimum.

Come here.

Come on in.

Come on, babe.

Come on, baby.

Come on, baby. Come on.

Come on, baby. Come on.

Come on, Boomer.

Come on, Boomer. Let's get you something to eat.

Come on, boy.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on. Move, move, move!

Come on, David, David. You need your rest.

Come on, Dylan, honey.

Come on, Dylan. We gotta go.

Come on, Julius.

Come on, would I keep you out of the loop?

Come on! Pass it over here, man!

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Get off this freezing concrete floor before you catch cold.

Come on. Keys.

Come on. We're going.

Comes directly into this room, Mr. President.

Command Center: Knights, we are red and free.

Command has attempted to compile a list of casualties and losses...

Command, this is Eagle Eye 370.

Command, this is Retel Op.

Commander #1: Hold it!

Commander #2: The little bit of information that we have

Commander #2: Verification, Alpha Zulu 6 8 9er.

Commander, do you have visual?

Commander: Disengage. Rear flank, follow suit.

Commander: OK. Echo 9er, Echo 7.

Commander: Squadron leaders, fire at will! Fire at will!

Comparable tolerances to heat, cold.

Computer: Missile launched.

Connie, can we expect the same kind of panic we saw in Russia?

Connie, you're up awfully early this morning.

Connie.

Considering it's all being done with, uh...

Controls are showing complete failure of the stats.

Correction, sir.

Could be bad weather, could be good weather.

Crash landed back in the fifties.

Dad, I'm sick. I don't feel good.

Dad, no. Not the spaceship.

Dad, what?

Dad! What's he doing?

Daddy let me watch Letterman.

Daddy!

Damn it!

Damn. They got shields, too.

David, are you watching this?

David, haven't you been watching?

David, look at myself.

David, talk to me.

David, tell him!

David, why did I just send my mother to Atlanta?

David, you could have done anything that you wanted.

David, you don't have a license.

David, you have to tell him.

David, you unlocked part of that technology.

David: Dad.

David: Now don't hang up, sweetie.

David!

David!

David!

David? In Area 51, right?

David.

David. How did you get this number?

David...

David...

Dearly beloved, we're gathered here in the sight of God

Delivery complete. Engage.

Delivery complete. It's a go. It's a go.

Deploy.

Destroyed.

Development...

Did all kinds of experiments on him.

Did something happen to you, Russ?

Did they do any...

Did you hear me tell you that the signal hidden in the satellite feed

Did you hear me tell you that the signal hidden in the satellite feed

Did you see that?

Did you try to switch transponder channels?

Did you?

Did.

Didn't I promise you fireworks?

Die.

Die...

Direct hit!

Disgusting...

Dismissed.

Do it. Shoot it.

Do me a favor.

Do me a favor. Walk to the window.

Do not engage until we've confirmed

Do you copy?

Do you have a pistol?

Do you have any idea how long it takes for those cups to decompose?

Do you have the ring?

Do you hear what they're talking about?

Do you think they have any clue

Do you want to make a statement?

Do you wish to deploy?

Do you?

Do your stuff.

Do your...

Doctor!

Doctor! Doctor!

Doesn't anyone have any missiles left?

Don't argue with me. Just go!

Don't be.

Don't do nothing stupid over there.

Don't even think about it.

Don't tell me you've had this for 40 years...

Don't touch them! No, no, don't!

Don't worry about it, big man.

Don't...Don't start, Dad.

Dr. Okun: As you can see from the repairs...

Drive us outta here.

Due to extenuating circumstances...

Dusted the wrong field.

Dylan.

Eagle 1.

Eagle 1...

Eagle 3. Fox 2.

Eagle 7. Fox 2.

Eagle 20. Fox 2!

Eagle 20. Fox 2!

Eagle 20. Fox 2.

Eagle One, the package is being delivered.

Echo One right beside you.

Echo One: Roger that.

Echo One: We see it, too. Can't identify it.

Echo, Fox 2.

El Toro has been completely destroyed.

Elvis has left the building!

ETA 26 minutes.

ETA six minutes and counting down.

ETA to target, four minutes.

ETA with contact point: three minutes.

Even his crime bill failed to pass.

Ever hear of nuclear winter?

Ever since I was kidnapped by aliens 10 years ago...

Everybody's leaving.

Everybody's packing up. They're leaving.

Everyone in the world is trying to get out of Washington.

Everyone loses faith at some point in their life.

Except the nuke will not detonate at impact.

Exciting? People are dying out there.

Excuse me, Mr. President.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Exotic.

Eyes, ears, no vocal chords.

Far more advanced.

Figure out what they haven't thought of yet...

Finding out our weaknesses.

Fire at will.

Firecrackers.

First you strategically position your pieces...

Fly their alien craft out of our atmosphere and dock with it.

Follow me.

For your own safety.

Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with the fat lady.

Fox 2!

Fox 3.

Friendly?

From his service as a pilot in Vietnam.

From your hostage experience.

General Grey here.

General Grey: Are you all right?

General Grey: Captain, the president is listening.

General Grey: We're down to 15%.

General, I'm really anxious to get back to El Toro.

General, it's NORAD.

Genius?

Gentlemen... let's plow the road!

George Putnam: The visitors responded with terrifying...

Get a couple beers in him, he'll tell you all about it.

Get as far away as you can!

Get as far away from these things as you can.

Get down!

Get everybody off of it.

Get it off!

Get me Atlantic Command on the line.

Get me the secretary of defense.

Get off of me! Get off of me!

Get on line with Space Command.

Get on the wire to every squadron around the world.

Get out of town as soon as you can.

Get the hell out of the way.

Get the hell outta here!

Get the tank commander on the line.

Get them out of there!

Get those helicopters away from the ship.

Get your stuff together and head for Aunt Esther's.

Gladly.

Go ahead, Commander.

Go ahead, Pilot. We're ready to take off right now.

Go ahead.

Go back to sleep.

God.

Gonna be just fine.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

Good bye!

Good God!

Good hunting.

Good job.

Good luck, buddy.

Good luck, gentlemen.

Good luck, Pilot.

Good morning, George.

Good morning, Lucas.

Good morning, Mr. President.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good night.

Good night.

Great.

Great. What about the people outside?

Grey, do you read me?

Ground Control: Roger, Welcome Wagon.

Guess they finally got tired of all these quakes.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha! Look at you!

Ha ha. Hope you got an air bag.

Ha ha. Thank you, sir.

Ha! Ha!

Hand signals and body language.

Hang on, sir.

Has AMRAAM missiles locked on target.

Has been answered.

Has caused over 10,000 fender benders in just a few seconds' time...

Has the target been destroyed?

Hasn't anyone told you?

Have slipped below 40%.

Have them rendezvous here. We'll take them to NORAD.

Have to, um, ahem...

Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special?

He better be.

He did it!

He didn't have any other choice.

He may be released later tonight.

He says he's your husband.

He wasn't his father.

He wasn't the president then.

He's my angel.

He's not going to listen to me. We should go.

He's on me like white on rice, Big Daddy.

He's your son?

Head straight for it.

Headed towards New York and Washington, D.C.

Helicopter: This is the Los Angeles Police Department.

Hello, boys!

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Let me speak to Dr. Katz, please.

Hello. What's the, uh... What's the big emergency?

Help me! Help me!

Here we go.

Here.

Here. Let me help you.

Here. Make yourself useful. [Pat Pat]

Here's my chance.

Here's Wendy Walsh with a special report.

Here's your mother.

Hey, a toast.

Hey, don't tell him to shut up!

Hey, hey, hey. Come on.

Hey, hey!

Hey, hey. Don't get premature on me, soldier.

Hey, I don't like this. This is stupid. They can see us!

Hey, Miguel, come here.

Hey, Miguel!

Hey, Russ, I heard you had a little trouble this morning.

Hey, there she is. Go on.

Hey, they're here.

Hey, wait a minute. What are you saying?

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet?

Hey, you know I really like Jasmine.

Hey!

Hey! All right!

Hey! What's going on?

Hey.

Hey. Come on, Munchkin.

Hey. Pay attention.

Hi, honey.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I miss you.

Hi. It's me.

Hidden inside our own satellite system.

Hide.

Hold hands!

Hold me.

Hold on, everybody! Hold on!

Hold on, man. What is this?

Hold on, sir.

Honk honk!

Hoo.

Hostage experience?

Houston, Texas.

Houston.

How about our boys? Where are they?

How about our two delivery boys?

How did you do that?

How do you do?

How do you get funding for something like this?

How do you know?

How does he do that?

How long has he been unconscious?

How long would their shields be down?

How many didn't have to?

How quickly everyone can turn against you?

How to plant the virus, someone who is trained...

How would you describe Mr. Casse?

However, that is one mistake I'm thankful to say

However, with our depleted manpower...

Huh? I been saying it.

Huh? Who's the man?

I ain't heard no fat lady!

I always thought that things like these would kill me.

I am.

I appreciate your trying to help me.

I been saying it for 10 damn years.

I been saying it.

I belong in the air.

I can fly.

I can understand that.

I can't go faster. They're cutting me off here.

I can't let you pass without clearance.

I can't.

I could've been at a barbecue!

I did?

I didn't know that you'd recognized me.

I didn't know where I was either.

I don't believe this. Jasmine.

I don't have time for this.

I don't have to go.

I don't know, baby.

I don't know.

I don't know. A matter of minutes.

I don't think "exciting" is the word I'd choose to describe it.

I don't think so.

I don't think you understand...

I don't understand it, sir. Side radar doesn't see it.

I don't understand why you can't show someone else

I don't understand.

I don't want you in any one of those cities.

I don't want you to catch cold.

I don't want you to go.

I don't...Excuse me.

I gave it a cold.

I gave it a virus.

I got a jumpsuit for you. The rest of your gear's squared away in this duffel.

I got you, Big Daddy. Let's get them.

I gotcha.

I gotta call my lawyer.

I had a feeling you would.

I have a confession to make.

I have got a really bad feeling about this.

I have got to get me one of these!

I have no idea.

I haven't spoken to God since your mother died.

I know I didn't wake you.

I know there is much we can learn from each other

I know what I mean when I say it.

I know you're probably still a little confused

I know, Ma.

I know.

I know. It's blind, sir.

I know. You like to make a big entrance.

I love them very much.

I love X Files, too. I hope you get to see it.

I love you.

I love you.

I may have to think quickly, adjust the signal.

I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.

I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.

I punched him, he fought back, we wrestled around.

I really don't think they flew 90 billion light years

I really want you out of Los Angeles.

I repeat, we need visual confirmation.

I repeat. We are evacuating the White House.

I repeat. Welcome Wagon is in the air.

I said call them back.

I saw what they're planning to do.

I see 'em!

I should have done this a long time ago.

I shouldn't have left her.

I spoke with the joint chiefs when they arrived at NORAD.

I think our secret's out. They're headed straight for us.

I thought you said you were going

I told you I wouldn't let you down.

I understand you are upset over the death of your wife...

I voted for the other guy.

I want confirmation that the target was destroyed.

I want to tell you something.

I want you to get the vice president, the whole cabinet...

I want you to look after this guy.

I want you to meet the First Lady.

I wanted my life to make a difference.

I was counting on this.

I was part of something special.

I wasn't, um... ambitious enough for you?

I will.

I won't let you down.

I would have worn a tie.

I wouldn't say that, sir.

I...I'm sorry. I don't understand.

I'd better call my housekeeper.

I'd just like to add that, uh...

I'd like to go see it.

I'd like to remain at your side.

I'll leave as soon as the interviews are done.

I'm a combat pilot, Will.

I'm a dancer.

I'm a pilot.

I'm back!

I'm getting someone else.

I'm going to report to El Toro and find out what's going on.

I'm gonna need all flight crews

I'm in range. Locking on.

I'm lining all your friends up right beside you!

I'm not going to do this with you, Jasmine.

I'm not going to let them criticize you for it.

I'm not *******.

I'm not.

I'm one of them.

I'm only saying it's been, what, four years?

I'm out of missiles. Eagle 2!

I'm out of town for a while.

I'm so sorry that I didn't come home

I'm sorry, Captain. This is a restricted area.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry, sir. It's a clean room.

I'm sorry. He's not available.

I'm sorry. My fault.

I'm staying. I don't want to add to a public hysteria

I'm sure she got out of here before it happened.

I'm thinking.

I'm very proud of you.

I've been dying for some payback...

I've been waiting for this my whole life.

I've got something on radar.

I've got to call my brother.

I've got to report to El Toro.

I've got tone.

I've got tone. Eagle 1. Fox 2!

I've seen these things in action...

If I knew I was going to meet the president...

If this isn't an insanely beautiful woman, I'm hanging up.

If we can negotiate a truce.

If we fire nukes, then everybody else is going to fire them.

If we plant a virus into that mother ship...

If we'd...

If you calculate the time it takes

If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose.

If you feel compelled to leave these cities...

If you marry a stripper.

If you want to impress me, you need to get a job

If your father's not in the air in 20 minutes...

In Europe, the Middle East, and Asia.

In hiding in the Golan Strait.

In less than an hour...

In order to reach each ship.

In the Gulf War...

In the history of mankind.

In the next 36 hours.

In the words of my generation...

Indeed, God help us all.

Initiating communications sequence, Echo One.

Instrumentation is malfunctioning.

Into nearly three dozen other pieces...

Is completely different from leadership in politics.

Is dependent on a machine

Is headed for Moscow.

Is it a earthquake?

Is it gonna do this the whole way?

Is Mommy sleeping now?

Is my wife in the air?

Is only 375,000 kilometers.

Is slowly recycling down to extinction?

Is that glass bulletproof?

Is totally off the map.

Isn't it amazing

Isn't it possible that this thing may just pass us by?

Issue the abort codes right away. This is an abort. Full abort.

It ain't on a map.

It can't be allowed.

It doesn't look alive, does it?

It doesn't matter.

It had been deemed classified.

It is apparently what has been causing

It is clearing the mountains...

It is confirmed. The unexplained phenomenon

It most certainly does.

It says...

It seems they're getting a signal. Old Morse code.

It should provide us some protection.

It started this morning. Every station's making like it's the 1950s.

It was a fight.

It was in the 1950s. You had that spaceship.

It was the biggest opportunity of my life.

It was the strongest radio transmitter we could get.

It won't be there?

It won't fire.

It's 2:45 in the morning.

It's a countdown.

It's about bloody time.

It's Air Force One, for crying out loud.

It's all right.

It's almost as though they weren't even there.

It's an organic life form.

It's been a pleasure.

It's coming from the moon.

It's going to be gone in, like, seven hours anyway.

It's gone, sir.

It's gonna then filter down into all the corresponding ships below.

It's good money.

It's just too much politics. It's too much compromise.

It's just... not simple anymore.

It's kind of strong.

It's not me. They're overriding the system.

It's not responding. It's stuck.

It's OK.

It's probably been overlooked. If...

It's reducing itself every time it recycles...

It's so fuzzy.

It's so pretty.

It's some kind of extrasensory perception.

It's the end of life as we know it.

It's the real thing.

It's the right thing to do.

It's the wrong field, you idiot.

It's the wrong field, you idiot.

It's time.

It's too tight.

It's what you're good at.

It's what?

It's, uh... It's slowing down, sir.

Jasmine kind of has a thing for dolphins.

Jasmine?

Jeez, what's with the golf balls?

Jeez.

Jesus.

Jimmy, what are you doing? You can't bank at that speed.

Jimmy!

John Lennon.

John McLaughlin on TV: The visitors have arrived...

Julius, with all of this, I, uh...

Julius: Here.

Julius: It's the White House, for crying out loud.

July 1969.

Just do it!

Just how, exactly, do we infect the mother ship

Just in case.

Just keep growing and growing.

Just keep those guys off me for a few more seconds, will ya?

Just like the AMRAAM launch pad on a Stealth.

Just my luck. No ice.

Just tell them I hit you.

Just try and stay calm.

Just trying to get a feel for the old girl, that's all.

Keys.

Kinda got hung up back there.

Knight 1, Fox 3.

Knight 1. Sweet luck.

Knight 3, Fox 3.

Knight 3, Love 50. Notch reference 1 2 0.

Knight 3, pull up!

Knight 7, Fox 2.

Knight 7, Fox 3.

Knight 7. 1 2 0.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are interrupting our regular broadcast

Laser targeting.

Launch code confirmed.

Leadership as a pilot in the Gulf War

Leave me alone, man. I got it.

Left, left. Tunnel, tunnel. Exit, exit. Left!

Let me get in.

Let me have it, son.

Let me see. OK. I guess that's good enough.

Let them pass.

Let...Let's not jump the gun here.

Let's bring it home.

Let's do it.

Let's get him into containment, stat.

Let's get low. Let's get fast.

Let's get outta here. Come on.

Let's go to Nick Jones. He'll give us a traffic report at the beaches.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go. Come on, come on.

Let's just get there as quickly as possible.

Let's kick the tires and light the fires, Big Daddy.

Let's move outta here!

Let's nuke the bastards.

Let's organize every plane we can find

Let's pick it up, man. We're working on a tight schedule. Let's go!

Let's proceed.

Let's push it. We've got to go.

Let's retarget some ICBMs to blow it outta the sky.

Let's rock 'n' roll.

Let's say that you want to coordinate with spaceships

Let's see it.

Liar.

Liar.

Liar. Stick to the truth.

Lieutenant Sayle, we got incoming.

Like what?

Line's gone, sir.

Listen, David, I've been meaning to talk with you.

Listen, for $300 an hour...

Lock and load.

Locked on.

Look at all that.

Look at me, huh? Like a rock.

Look at that.

Look at these people. Look. Huh?

Look at this.

Look at this. We're in the fast lane.

Look at us!

Look out! Look out!

Look, I got something I got to handle. I'm just borrowing it.

Look, um...

Look, we have our own phone.

Look, why are you acting like this?

Look, why don't you just relax?

Look! No hands.

Look. Here, I got these for you.

Look...

Looks like they're preparing an invasion.

Los Angeles attack squadron

Love was never a problem.

Lucas' farm is on the other side of town.

Luckily, the press is making up their own story at this point.

Major Mitchell...

Major, one more time. Anytime.

Major, what happens if... if that thing gets here...

Major?

Man, this is unbelievable.

Man, you're never going to get to fly the space shuttle

Man: No. Definitely not.

Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today.

Marilyn: And the munchkin?

Marty, listen to this. I got a lock on the pattern of that signal...

Marty, what are you doing?

Marty.

Marty.Jamie says this building has an old bomb shelter.

May be clearing.

May our children forgive us.

Maybe I'll just leave this here with you.

Mein Gott!

Microprobe thingamajig goes right here...

Miguel, the signal's all screwed up.

Miguel, what about Dad?

Miguel!

Miguel.

Missiles have been fired.

Mitchell: All right, pay close attention.

Mitchell: Mr. President.

Mitchell: You heard the president. Let's get this thing prepped and ready.

Mmm. Uh, nnnnn... Oh, now, watch out.

Mmm...

Mommy! Look it!

Mommy?

Mommy's sleeping.

More innocent American civilians? Is that right?

More ships have just arrived

More than likely.

Morse code.

Moving too slowly

Mr. President, I strongly recommend

Mr. President, I'd sure like to know what you're doing.

Mr. President, if you wish to deploy, the time is now.

Mr. President, right this way, sir.

Mr. President, this is Dr. Okun.

Mr. President, we have an AWAC off the west coast.

Mr. President, with your permission...

Mr. President.

Mr. President.

Mr. President.

Mr. President.

Mr. President.

Mr. President. General.

Mr. President...

Mr. President...

Mr. President...

Mrs. Whitmore.

MUSIC [Ends]

Must go faster. Must go faster. Must go faster.

My baby's worth it.

My dad...a total genius.

My fault.

My fellow Americans...

My God, they're everywhere.

My God!

My God.

My God.

My God. Why the hell wasn't I told about this place?

My last two.

My social security will expire, you'll still be sitting there.

Nah, he, uh...

Nah. I...I got it. Some jerk didn't put the...

NASA's been on my butt all morning. They want to know our position.

Nearing point of contact, Echo One.

Nearly 20 minutes ago.

Negative.

Negative. We have zero visibility.

Neighbors moving out.

Newscaster on TV: A local crop duster was arrested today

Newscaster on TV: Pentagon officials are reporting

Newscaster: Mr. Casse is in the county lockup this evening...

No one's cutting you off. We're going to get a ticket.

No peace.

No radio contact.

No, no. Something may go wrong.

No, no. You're not going to launch nuclear weapons.

No, sir.

No, sir.

No, sir. I'm just a little anxious to get up there

No, this is not healthy. Smoking is not healthy.

No, wait.

No, you're not, sir.

No.

No.

No. I'm not going anywhere.

No...No. What was that? Don't do that.

None of you did anything to prevent this.

Nope.

Not bad.

Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution...

Not really.

Not to mention that this whole cockamamie plan

Not to mention the commanders and troops in town for the 4th of July parade.

Not too bad at all.

Not until the fat lady sings.

Nothing. I'm just driving.

Now comes the, uh...

Now he gets ambitious.

Now I know you're not thinking about joining those idiots.

Now promise me you won't.

Now the message has gotten lost.

Now we know how to take them out, General.

Now, just hold on. This is not checkmate.

Now, that's what I call a close encounter.

Now!

Of course not.

Of every major city...

Of these city sized spacecraft.

Of what's in front of us. Wait a minute.

Oh, and on a, uh, personal note, sir...

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. I don't feel so good.

Oh, crap!

Oh, crap.

Oh, damn!

Oh, do it. Do it.

Oh, God! I hope they bring back Elvis!

Oh, God.

Oh, hell, no. No, no.

Oh, hey. I made it before I came in tonight.

Oh, honey, I was happy where I was.

Oh, I am going over there as soon as I get off.

Oh, I better call my mother.

Oh, I could get used to it.

Oh, look at it.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, no, no. This thing comes fully loaded.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. You did not shoot that green shit at me.

Oh, not a chance in hell.

Oh, oh. You're going to educate them, huh?

Oh, perfect. She's using it.

Oh, please.

Oh, please. You think I'd be this panicked if it was something simple?

Oh, really? You think?

Oh, Russ!

Oh, thank you. You're a lot of help.

Oh, we're gonna be well on our way back home

Oh, what are you shooting at?

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah, it's a hit!

Oh, yeah. Great. Now he tells me.

Oh, yeah. Seems years back, our boy was kidnapped by aliens.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, you shooting aliens, right? You think you tough, huh?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Jesus!

Oh! Yes. OK.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, oh.

Oh. Well, looks like the mail's still working.

Oh...shit!

Ohh!

Ohh! I love you, man.

Ohh! They're chasing us.

Ohh.

Ohh...

OK, come on, come on. Let's get this biomechanical suit off him.

OK, OK. Let's... Let's get this off.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK. Buckle up. Latch secure.

OK. Come here.

OK. Let's point the dish to another satellite.

OK. You got it.

On this project for the last 15 years.

On top of the alien craft?

One of the bombers might have more luck.

One's moving toward New York, the other's headed this direction.

Only one thing left to do.

Only what you can carry.

Oops? What does that mean?

Oops.

Oops.

Open launch tunnel.

Open the door.

Open the door. Get him out of there.

Or as some of us have come to call it...

Or as some of us have come to call it...

Or B... foolhardy?

Or we should head back to the car.

Or, as the good reverend would say...

Or, you know, for your...career.

Others, however, have a more unusual theory.

Our intelligence tells us the object has settled into a stationary orbit.

Our official position is we have no official position.

Our target is to the north

Out of the cities as they can.

Over all common frequencies have failed.

Over American soil?

Over there?

Ow!

Ow.

P.A.: What we're planning at this time is to launch a counteroffensive.

Payback's a bitch, ain't it?

Peace!

Peace?

Pentagon officials have retrofit this skylift helicopter

People are advised to avoid the highways wherever possible.

Perhaps if we had gotten to her earlier...

Perhaps if we'd gotten to her earlier...

Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July...

Pick there. Good.

Pilot, identify yourself.

Pilot, you armed?

Pilot: Echo One, Welcome Wagon is in the air.

Pilot: Something's opening.

Plausible deniability.

Please do so in an orderly fashion.

Please follow me.

Please speak now, or forever hold your peace.

Please vacate the premises immediately

Please vacate the premises immediately

Pollute the air, and rip up the ozone...

Pops, this is every phone book in America.

Power windows.

Prepare to engage!

Probably why they're interested in our planet.

Pull it over, man.

Pull up!

Pull up! Pull up!

Put him on speaker.

Put the spreader right here.

Question: Are Mr. Whitmore's actions A... ultra brave...

Radar reception has been impaired...

Radio: Reports are unclear as to the extent of the devastation...

Radio: Station WXBY out here in Brooklyn.

Radio:...should establish some line of communication.

Ready?

Really?

Recovered by our government.

Release me.

Repeat what you just told me.

Repeat, Commander, you're breaking up.

Reporter: Reporting live from Andrews Air Force Base

Reporter:...and refitted with these enormous light panels

Research...

Right along the ridge.

Right in front of the lips...

Right this way.

Right through there, sir.

Right. My point is, if we can't beat their defenses...

Roger that. We're looking for confirmation.

Roger, Eagle One.

Roger.

Roger.

Roger. Break formation, head to targets.

Roger. Eagle 1. Check left.

Roswell. Roswell, New Mexico. Yeah.

Russ, when they took you up in their spaceship...

Russell: Come on, baby!

Russell: Sorry I'm late, Mr. President!

Russell: Whoa hoo! Look out! Comin' through!

S.E.T.I. in New Mexico identified a signal...

Same to you, Munchkin.

Second sighting?

See that, uh, Coke can

See us?

See, I like the one knee approach

See, Troy? You're feeling better already.

See, we can't duplicate their type of power...

See?

Sergeant, your sidearm.

Sergeant?

Sexual things, do you recall? Do you recollect?

Sexually.

Shaky, huh?

She always keeps her portable phone listed for emergencies.

She doesn't look too good.

She works for the president.

She's a beaut, ain't she?

She's going to meet you there.

She's hurt pretty badly.

Shh!

Ship all banged up!

Shooting the aliens.

Shot in the back. Very sad.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Sir, all missiles have been fired.

Sir, he's uploading the virus.

Sir, I strongly recommend you disengage.

Sir, I...I...I think you should listen to this.

Sir, if we don't strike soon

Sir, regardless of what you may have read in the tabloids...

Sir, they've taken out NORAD.

Sir, we're looking at a total radar blackout over a 13 kilometer area.

Sir?

Sir.

Sir...

Smaller than the whole, sir...

Smart man.

So be careful, OK?

So eventually it's gonna disappear...

So far, the phenomenon has not caused any damage.

So if we screw up, it's all on tape.

So Mom can get a rest?

So sue me. David! We got a problem.

So we can filter it out. But if my calculations are right...

So we've never been able to experiment.

So we've never been able to experiment.

So what do you do for a living?

So why are you waiting? Hmm?

So? You want to ring the bell, or should I?

So...

Some type of nuclear testing experiment.

Something you want to add to this briefing, Captain Hiller?

Son of a bitch.

Sorry for what, babe?

Sorry.

Sorry.

Spread the word.

Squadron leader, do you read?

Squadron leaders, retreat to fall back positions.

Stand by to engage.

Standing by.

Stay right here with Boomer.

Steve, this is a wedding ring.

Steve, wait.

Steve, will you take this woman to be your wedded wife

Steve, you, too.

Steve!

Steven: We got two R 6,Jimmy. Check them.

Steven: What the hell are you doing?

Still he gets sick.

Still with me over there?

Stop it!

Stop it. Just leave it alone. You're gonna break it, all right?

Sure doesn't look like it.

Switching to sidewinders. Moving in.

T.V.: Ham radio operators from New York to Japan

Take 'em down.

Take 'em out.

Take a look at the Earthlings.

Take flanking positions.

Take it slow. Don't run.

Take me!

Take my word for it, there's no Area 51.

Take these.

Taking place in the Russian Republic.

Tank commander #2 on radio: Roger that, TC.

Tank commander: Command, this is Neighborhood Watch.

Target remains.

Target remains.

Targeted. 12 o'clock.

Tell 'em how to bring those sons of bitches down.

Tell her to pack up and leave town.

Tell me. Tell me.

Tell my children...

Tell them about it, Russ.

Tell them to evacuate as many people

Tell them to run with it if they want to embarrass themselves.

Ten hut!

Than when you waited to evacuate the cities.

Thank God for the Metro Rail.

Thank you, Mr. President.

Thank you, Mr. President.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot, partner.

That Coke can was protected by the craft's shield...

That cost us the lives of hundreds of American pilots!

That despite your excellent record of service..."

That game couldn't have been pretty.

That I don't have to live with.

That is a negative impact.

That is all right.

That is an N.I. Negative impact.

That it has a diameter of over 550 kilometers

That no one in this world is qualified to operate.

That they are.

That they can't come over, you know...

That they give away.

That will disable all their shields?

That's a go. Alpha Zulu 6 8 9er, that is a go.

That's affirmative. Mr. President...

That's affirmative. We have incoming.

That's clever.

That's cool, man!

That's gonna cost lives.

That's impressive...

That's not entirely accurate.

That's not what the president said.

That's right! That's right!

That's right...easy.

That's right.Just like they used our satellites against us...

That's the problem. They elected a warrior, and they got a wimp.

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

That's what you get!

That's why.

The aliens abused him...

The calculated distance from source

The curve of the Earth prevents it.

The doctors...

The Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday...

The helicopter never made it to Nellis.

The last 24 hours have been really exciting.

The major cities have been deserted.

The neatest stuff has only happened in the last few days.

The only mistake I ever made

The other two are on our eastern seaboard

The package has been delivered.

The president of the United States.

The president's ordered an evacuation.

The question of whether or not

The radar may be malfunctioning, but the infrared

The really icky part.

The son of a bitch did it!

The television said

The temperature is 95 degrees in Central Park.

The vice president, Joint Chiefs.

The virus is in.

Their bodies are just as frail as ours.

Their function...

Their whole civilization.

Them big ol' Dumbo ears.

Then God help us.

Then let's take it out before it takes us out.

Then try again.

Then wake him!

Then we gotta get around them.

Then we were hit.

There have never been any spacecraft

There he goes, thinking you all that.

There it is, the strange atmospheric phenomenon.

There may not be much of an America left to defend.

There must be thousands of them, millions of them.

There was no way we could have known that our fighters

There was nothing we could do.

There you go.

There's a reason we have bins labeled "Recycle."

There's a strong possibility there may be more reinforcements

There's gonna be a lot of frightened people out there.

There's no recovered spaceship.

There's no shame in hiding.

There's nothing we can do for her.

There's so many of them!

There's still love there, I think.

There's the...that away.

These F 18s are very different than the jets you've piloted before.

These two died in the crash.

They agree we must launch a counteroffensive

They ain't got nothing for us.

They are bringing us in.

They did all kinds of experiments on me.

They don't know this.

They don't let us out much.

They got another one, sir.

They got another one, sir. Two more just went down.

They got bigger fish to fry now...

They got people who handle these things, David.

They have confirmation.

They knew exactly where and how to hit us.

They know everything.

They know. Believe me, they know.

They let you out?

They look a little nervous.

They must have some kind of protective shield over their hull.

They said there's a spaceship headed this way.

They should be entering our atmosphere within the next 25 minutes.

They started the looting already.

They take, and then they go.

They want HBO, they'll call you.

They want to organize a counteroffensive.

They were all locked up in a bunker. Where was that?

They were wearing some sort of biomechanical suits.

They won't want it anymore.

They're a little young.

They're attacking your age.

They're breaking formation.

They're communicating with a hidden signal.

They're dropping like flies.

They're getting in front of me. I can't go any faster.

They're going down all over the world, Tom.

They're going to attack.

They're going to take you to Nellis.

They're gonna kill us all!

They're gonna want to know about...

They're just commencing liftoff.

They're like locusts.

They're not attacking your policies.

They're opening up!

They're positioning themselves all over the world

They're preparing to fire their primary weapon!

They're responding.

They're running out of missiles, sir.

They're starting.

They're tracking another one off the California coastline.

They're using our own satellites against us...

They've been studying us for years...

They've recalled everybody.

Think that you're...

Think we can find something better

Think you can shoot that thing off?

This better not be another damn Russian spyjob.

This could be our last night on Earth.

This is Captain Steven Hiller.

This is important.

This is impossible.

This is one smelly...

This is our victory dance.

This is ridiculous.

This is so cool.

This is something I would never believe in my lifetime...

This is the firing mechanism...

This is the Los Angeles Police Department.

This is, like, huge.

This is... This is the vault.

This isn't happening fast enough.

This may be some type of response, Echo One.

This one, a few weeks later.

This unexplained disturbance and the hysteria that it's causing

This... What a pleasure.

Through some other means.

Through the burning desert...

Thus far, reports of aggression...

Tiffany, listen to me a sec.

Time's up.

To be attached to the ship's main console.

To be having that same old discussion!

To become a cable repairman?

To break the whole thing off.

To bring you extraordinary events

To come down here and start a fight

To destroy a city and move on...

To exist.

To get ahead in this world, man.

To join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.

To launch that kind of a campaign.

To live together with her in the holy state of matrimony?

To make any kind of intelligent judgments.

To post traumatic stress syndrome

To report to their designated areas immediately.

To stay off the phone.

To take 'em...

To the end of the world.

To triangulate her exact position in the White House.

To welcome the new arrivals.

To, uh...

Today was the first time I used the subway.

Today we celebrate our independence day!

Tracking monitors are locked on.

Traitor.

Trust me. It's there.

TV: And our prayers go out to the wives and children of those brave pilots.

TV: Can you give us some of your time?

TV: Communication attempts in 30 languages

TV: General.

TV: It's being called the party event of the century...

TV: Ladies and gentlemen...

TV: My staff and I will remain in the White House

TV: Police and the fire departments have asked everyone

TV: President Whitmore's approval ratings

TV: Something is happening.

TV: Something is happening.

TV: The arrival of the alien visitors

TV: The police are asking us not to call 911.

TV: We created a race of robots.

Two more have been spotted over the Atlantic.

Two words, Mr. President:

Ugh! Keep it coming. Keep it coming.

Ugh.

Uh huh.

Uh oh, they're closing up on us. Is that closing?

Uh uh. Come on, now, you can't go.

Uh, excuse me, Mr. President?

Uh, I know why we have satellite disruption.

Uh, it's like in chess.

Uh, let's start with you.

Uh, not really, sir. Part of it has broken off

Uh, yes, sir.

Uh, you got to do the honors for me, man.

Uh! Aah!

Uh! Uh!

Uh...

Uh...

Uhh...

Um, listen.

Um...

Um...and, uh, after 'Nam, I, uh, got into crop dusting.

Unh!

Unwilling to reveal themselves for fear of annihilation...

Up yours!

Using this one signal to synchronize their efforts.

Visibility is at... zero.

Vultures.

Vultures.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, wait.

Wait until I get another plane!

Wait, wait, wait. David, David!

Wait, wait, wait. This is not...

Wait. A countdown to what, David?

Walk down to the basement.

Was his father stationed here?

Was to appoint a sniveling weasel like you as secretary of defense.

Washington and New York squadrons reporting lock on.

Watch the deck.

We are doing every...

We are fighting for our right to live.

We are going to visual recon.

We are having a little bit of a crisis here.

We are in position.

We are on station and awaiting instructions.

We believe we're looking at a total loss.

We came in peace for all mankind."

We can enter here, as shown in these satellite photos.

We can find a way to coexist.

We can go back. We can go forward.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We can't get any kind of reading

We can't stop the bleeding.

We could go up. We could go down.

We could have evacuated the cities hours ago.

We didn't know where you were.

We don't even know if it's capable of flying.

We don't have the manpower or the resources

We don't light up till the fat lady sings.

We got 'em beat.

We got the bastards.

We got to find some cigars.

We got to get as far away from these things as we can.

We got work to do. Get everybody down here right away.

We got your gear over here.

We have a fix on three of the occurrences

We have an emergency situation.

We have it isolated down in the containment lab, sir.

We have lost visual.

We have more than 50% of the armed forces out on weekend leave...

We have no evidence that these phenomena are endangering anyone.

We have sufficient aircraft for the battle plan, but...

We have to ask you to try to stay calm...

We have to keep it static free. If we'll all go to decontamination...

We have to leave now.

We have to maintain a working government...

We have visual confirmation of the missile.

We knew what we had to do.

We know that already. What's your point?

We know tons about them.

We learned a great deal about their anatomy.

We lost contact with Captain Hiller and Levinson

We may need to upgrade to DEFCON three.

We may need to upgrade to DEFCON three.

We move you to a secure location immediately.

We must attempt to reserve judgment...

We must launch.

We need everyone to grab everything they can.

We need to get you inside immediately.

We now have two confirmed visual contacts.

We still have zero visibility.

We then set off some kind of explosion...

We then upload the virus.

We tried that. It didn't work.

We were lucky.

We were totally unprepared for this.

We will fix on our target positions...

We will not go quietly into the night!

We will not vanish without a fight!

We, uh, we got into a fight.

We'd better leave, too. Don't you think?

We'll advise people not to panic.

We'll draw 'em off, and it'll be all yours!

We'll have to let all my other girlfriends know

We'll initiate the Emergency Broadcast System.

We'll read the plaque.

We're alone in the universe

We're assuming they communicate with each other

We're being exterminated.

We're closing in.

We're going in. Squadron leaders, take point.

We're going to be all right, Troy.

We're going to have to get

We're going to have to make a run for this one here.

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!

We're going to, uh...

We're gonna have to work on our communication.

We're gonna light those fireworks, right?

We're heading down there now.

We're here.

We're installing under the right wing.

We're locked on, sir.

We're looking at the worldwide destruction

We're loose.

We're losing them.

We're not done yet!

We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side seat driving.

We're now 24 floors beneath the surface...

We're stuck.

We've been trying to put her back together

We've got to stop them!

We've gotta stop them!

We've learned that NATO and western Allied installations

We've lost the satellite.

We've moved as many of our forces

Welcome to Area 51.

Welcome to Earth.

Welcome Wagon has commenced.

Welcome Wagon, Echo One.

Well done.

Well, he just, uh...

Well, I didn't want to say nothing.

Well, I found a signal

Well, I got it right heeere.

Well, I guess you'd like to see the big tamale, huh?

Well, I had to borrow it.

Well, I mean, they're not all that dissimilar from us.

Well, I mean, uh...

Well, I'm, uh, ahem, Russell Casse, sir.

Well, if it makes any difference...

Well, in case you haven't noticed...

Well, let's get this show on the road.

Well, look at you with them chicken legs.

Well, ma'am, this facility's buried deep within the mountain.

Well, sir, it's... slowing down.

Well, that's good news.

Well, then find 'em.

Well, we know we've lost the Belgian contingent in the Sinai.

Well, you know I like to make an entrance.

Well, you see, a man can live his entire life...

Well...

Well...

Were the first to be taken out.

What are you doing in there, man?

What code?

What do they plan to do?

What do you mean saying "oops" there?

What do you mean...

What do you say we try that one again, huh?

What do you think?

What do you want?

What happened, Mommy?

What has been unanimously agreed to be the front of these spaceships...

What if it doesn't "pass us by"?

What is it you want us to do?

What is it, Jasmine?

What is that? What's the matter with you?

What it is here in the borough, God only knows.

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell are you doing? Get out of there!

What the hell is it?

What the hell is that?

What the hell was I thinking?

What the hell you doing?

What the hell...

What the hell's he saying?

What time is it there?

What you got? Turn around. Let me see what you got.

What your father did was very brave.

What, you think they don't know what you know?

What?

What?

What?

What? I can't hear you.

What? What?

What? Which part?

What...What did I hit?

What's about to happen to 'em?

What's going on?

What's the point of having a beeper if you're not gonna turn it on?

What's the rush? You think we'll get to Washington...

What's this?

What's up, man?

What's up?

What's with the monitor? Where's the picture?

When I flew overhead...

When the hell was you gonna tell me?

When they took him up in the spaceship...

When we found them...

When were you planning on informing the rest of us?

Where are they heading?

Where are we now?

Where is it now?

Where you at, baby? Come on! Come on!

Where you at, huh?

Where you been, Stevie?

Where's... Where's, um...

Whew.

Which city will be reached first?

Which is, I'm sorry to say...

Which way are they headed?

Which will disable it, and that'll disorient the smaller ships below...

Which, of course, I wasn't.

Whitmore seems less like the president

Whitmore: And our forces?

Whitmore: Hold on, Command.

Who else knows about this?

Who have gathered on rooftops here in downtown Los Angeles

Who is that guy?

Who, me?

Who's the man?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Ohh!

Whoa...ha ha.

Whoaaaa!

Whoo!

Whooooo!

Why these two should not wed...

Why wouldn't he listen?

Why?

Why? What happened?

Widespread panic has gripped the countryside

Will emerge victorious once again."

With a full nuclear strike.

With a type of visual communications device.

With a window of only a few minutes?

With our first contact with the alien visitors.

With the cities are down.

With the exact same results.

With the president?

With the shields down, that might be possible.

With this virus?

Witnesses?

Woman: Come on, baby. Come on, baby.

Woman: Dr. Katz's office.

Woman: Good morning. Compact cable.

Woman: He's just trying to impress you.

Woman: How would you describe what you're seeing?

Woman: Not even a four pointer.

Would have been that ineffective against their attackers.

Wow, it's funny.

Wow! Does that thing really fly in outer space?

Wow.

Y'all take care, all right?

Yahhhh hoooo!

Yeah, and, um, hmm...

Yeah, I'm driving. I'm driving?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, that thing that you found in New Mexico.

Yeah, that's right. Exactly.

Yeah, well they canceled it!

Yeah, well, think already.

Yeah, whatever. Shut up and read it.

Yeah!

Yeah! Good job, everyone. Congratulations.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. They're going. They're going faster than we are.

Yeah. Well, he's a good man.

Yeah...

Yeah...

Yes, I am.

Yes, sir?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Red Arrow Alpha 9er 7 2 3, can you read?

Yes, sir. Roy. Dean.

Yes, sir. This just came in from the Persian Gulf.

Yes, that's right, Tom, an amazing moment.

Yes, we've got everybody we have working on the problem.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, you can. Just the way I showed you.

Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes!

Yet over 15 miles in width themselves.

You are a guest here.

You are a lifesaver.

You are just being paranoid!

You can do that?

You can put me through to his house in the Hamptons.

You couldn't send a direct signal, right?

You cracked the code.

You didn't let her stay up all night watching TV...

You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer...

You don't mind?

You don't understand. You got to leave Washington.

You don't want to die a virgin...

You got bigger, I think.

You got it.

You got me out here dragging your heavy ass

You got to call them back.

You got to leave the White House.

You got your choice of helmets.

You got your victory dance?

You guys are hoping to fly this thing, huh?

You guys are hoping to fly this thing, huh?

You guys want to see them?

You had the spaceship, and you had the bodies.

You have one tactical nuclear missile

You just...

You knew about this place.

You knew then, and you did nothing.

You know that, right?

You know what you need to do?

You know, as soon as I get back...

You know, either go get him...

You know, it wasn't just my...career.

You know, this was supposed to be my weekend off.

You left me for him.

You listening?

You look fine, Pops.

You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.

You mean about faith?

You men will be the first wave in our counterattack.

You must leave now.

You need a lift, soldier?

You need to, like, kiss some serious booty

You punched the president?

You punched the president?

You read my mind.

You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?

You really think you can fly that thing?

You said you can repair their technology.

You scared, man?

You should be down in the shelter.

You should be proud of him.

You should have told us about this when they first arrived.

You should have warned us before we launched a counterattack

You still believe in him.

You still have the Plymouth?

You still have your health.

You strike.

You take care of yourself, you hear?

You the man!

You think an important person like Constance is gonna be listed?

You walked into the room and punched him in the head.

You want to borrow the car?

You want to come?

You want to see my clearance?

You want us to coordinate a massive worldwide counterstrike

You were thought of as young, idealistic.

You?

You'd all be dead now if it wasn't for my David.

You'd need satellites to relay that signal

You'll all get your chance.

You'll see.

You're a wuss.

You're damn right.

You're divorced. Come on, move on. This is not healthy.

You're driving.

You're going to commence sequence when ready.

You're going to kill them and us at the same time.

You're gonna come home right after the luncheon, right?

You're late.

You're leaving now?

You're obviously not thinking about

You're outta time! You've gotta disable it now!

You're saying, at this point, we should sacrifice

You're so smart, how come you spend eight years at M.I.T.

You're staying there to keep people calm.

You're still wearing your wedding band?

You're talking about line of sight.

You've got to come down here with an attitude...

Your idea.

Your primary target has shifted course.

Your wife is bleeding internally, Mr. President.

Your wife is resting comfortably at the moment.

2...

3...

5 seconds to impact.

30 seconds.

30 seconds. Don't you think that's cutting it a little too close?

Aah! Aah!

about to appear over American cities. It's just unreal.

Aren't you coming, David? No. I gotta see it.

Connie, what is going on here? Connie...

Eagle 6 at 7. Eagle at 3.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Aaaaahh!

God damn it! Sir?

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Hey, Steve. What you been doing out there?

Hoo hoo! Ha ha ha!

How much time do we have? Less than 10 minutes.

I'll go grab the paper. All right.

Keeps to himself. Private.

Later. Bye.

Let's do a diagnostic check... Excuse me, sir.

Nothin' but love for ya. Bye!

Please. OK, OK.

Quiet. Real quiet.

Sir? Damn!

Sorry. We got hung up. Uh oh.

That's a little premature. I don't think so.

That's nothing. Hold on.

This is not checkmate. See you tomorrow, Pop.

Two minutes, Tom. Connie...

Uh... Um...

Wait, Marty... Nobody knows...

We can discuss this on the way. I'm not leaving.

What? Hey!

Yes, absolutely. In a second.

'Cause last time I saw him...

"Addressing congress...

"All you need is love."

"Captain Steven Hiller"...

"Here men from the planet Earth

"the freak show."

"the freak show."

"The..."

"United States Marine Corps..."

"We regret to inform you

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[Angry Shouting]

[Applause And Cheering]

[Beep Beep]

[Beep]

[Beep]

[Busy Signal]

[Car Alarm Wailing Incessantly]

[Cheering And Applause]

[Cheering]

[Clatter]

[Clicking]

[Crash]

[David Muttering]

[Dial Tone]

[Door Closes]

[Door Opens]

[Drops GolfClub]

[Dylan Imitating Engine Running]

[Exotic Music Playing Loudly]

[Explosion]

[Feedback]

[Gasp]

[Giving Instructions]

[Glass Breaks]

[Groaning]

[High Pitched Whirring]

[Honk Honk]

[Horn Honks]

[Horn Honks]

[Horn Honks]

[Imitating Elvis] Thank you very much.

[Imitating Engine]

[Indistinct Radio Communication]

[Laughing]

[Loud Static]

[Mutters]

[Nervous Laughter]

[Opens Lighter]

[People Shouting]

[Plane Shaking]

[Police Radio Chatter]

[Praying In Hebrew]

[Praying]

[Ring]

[Ring]

[Ringing]

[Rooster Crows]

[Rumbling Increases]

[Rumbling]

[Rumbling]

[Rumbling]

[Russell Laughs]

[Shouting And Screaming]

[Shouting]

[Shouting]

[Shouting]

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[Sigh Of Relief]

[Sigh]

[Sigh]

[Sighs]

[Speaking Arabic]

[Speaking Japanese]

[Speaking Russian]

[Speaking Softly]

[Speaking Spanish]

[Static]

[Static]

[Static]

[Static]

[Static]

[Steven Chuckles]

[Strangled Voice] Release me.

[Takes Deep Breath]

[Tires Screech]

[TV Plays]

[Urinating]

[Vomiting]

[Whispering] This is hardly the time nor the place

[Whispers]

[Whoosh]

$30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?