Groundhog Day (1993) Edit

A biopsy.

A dog barks.

A giant leech got me.

A psychiatrist.

A thousand people...

A weatherman with Channel 9, Pittsburgh.

Abnormal psychology.

According to the legend, tomorrow, February 2nd...

All I did was fan her flame of passion for you.

All right, Doris. Come on.

All right, on me in three...

All right! Now, what am I bid for this fine specimen?

All right! Now, what am I bid for this guy?

All right.

All the eligible bachelors come in front.

All this moisture from the Gulf will push off to the east in Altoona.

Am I right or am I right or am I right?

Am I right or am I right or am I right?

And a doughnut.

And doubly dying, shall go down

And good, clean fun too. That's what's missing in the world.

And I ate fudge. Yuck!

And I have to stop him.

And if you like that, stay longer.

And maybe...

And some flapjacks!

And the first time I saw you...

And there's nothing I can do about it.

Anybody?

Anything different is good.

Anything I can do.

Apparently not.

Are you a reporter?

Are you going to leave?

Are you kidding?

Are you seeing anyone?

Are you trying to make me look like a fool?

Aren't they?

As you can see, nothing to be too scared about.

At high altitudes it'll crystallize and give us what we call snow.

At least none that I can see.

At sunset, we made love like sea otters.

Be nice to your sister!

Be the hat. Come on, go.

Because I want you to believe in me.

Because you bother me a lot.

Because you survived a car wreck?

Believe it or not, I studied 19th century French poetry.

Believe it or not, I studied 19th century French poetry.

Bing again!

Bing again! You are sharp as a tack today!

Bing! First shot right out of the box!

Bing.

Boy, would I!

Breathe, pop! Breathe, pop!

Bundle up warm, but you can leave your galoshes at home.

Buster, I got your first victim.

But I'm not going to.

But if I ever could...

But look out, here comes trouble.

But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney...

But this could be real good.

But why are you still here?

But you can't let him.

Call 411, an ambulance, a lawyer, doctor, anything!

Campers, rise and shine! Don't forget your booties.

Campers, rise and shine! Don't forget your booties.

Campers, rise and shine! Don't forget your booties.

Can I be serious with you for a minute?

Can I buy you a drink?

Can I buy you a drink?

Can I buy you a drink?

Can I have a roll of quarters?

Can I talk to you? It's not work related.

Can you keep a secret, Larry?

Can you patch me through on that line?

Career, love, marriage, children.

Catch you tomorrow, pops.

Chance of departure today, 100 percent.

Chance of precipitation, about 20 percent today, 20 percent tomorrow.

Check your mirrors. Side of your eye. Side of your eye.

Chitchat.

Ciao!

Ciao!

Clean fun.

Clear across the Rockies and Great Plains.

Close call!

Come here! Let's have some fun!

Come in. I want to show you something.

Come on up here, pal.

Come on, buddy. Case Western High!

Come on, dad.

Come on, Phil. I'm freezing!

Come on, pop.

Come on. It's more in the wrist than the fingers.

Commander, what's going on?

Concentrate.

Could I have one more of these with some booze in it?

Cue the truck.

Did he actually call himself "the talent"?

Did you call my friends and ask them what I like?

Did you say something?

Did you sleep well, Mr.

Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?

Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?

Did you turn pro with that bellybutton thing?

Did you want to talk about the weather or just chitchat?

Didn't we do this yesterday?

Didn't you just ask me that?

Didn't you take a course that covered this stuff?

Do I hear a buck and a half?

Do I know you?

Do whatever you want with them...

Do you ever have déjà vu?

Do you have life insurance?

Do you like the guys with the prominent upper teeth?

Do you like the way this day is turning out?

Do you sell insurance?

Does he have to use the word "poopy"?

Don't be late.

Don't drive angry.

Don't drive angry.

Don't drive on the railroad tracks!"

Don't forget your booties, because it's cold out there.

Don't forget your booties! It's cold out there today!

Don't mess with me, Pork Chop!

Don't say you don't remember me. I sure as heckfire remember you.

Don't tell me you don't remember me. I sure as heckfire remember you.

Don't you keep a line open for emergencies or celebrities?

Don't you listen to the weather? We got a major storm.

Don't you worry about cholesterol, lung cancer, love handles?

Doris.

Dr. Connors?

Drank piña coladas.

Eat, eat!

Errands? What errands?

Especially cold.

Especially cold.

Ever heard of single premium life? That could be the ticket for you.

Every morning I wake up without a scratch, not a dent in the fender.

Every year, the guy comes with a big stick and raps on the door.

Excuse me, Dr. Connors?

Excuse me, Mr. Connors.

Excuse me!

Excuse me. Is this a trick?

Excuse me. Where's everybody going?

Exit Herman.

Expect hazardous travel later today with...

Felix!

Felix?

Fifty five!

Find cover!

First of all, he's too humble to know he's perfect.

Five dollars!

For 1000.

For me? Once?

For you, miss?

For your information, Hairdo, a major network is interested in me.

Forty five!

Four to five hours a day, and you'd be an expert.

Fred, how was the wedding?

Friends don't let friends drive, right? Stand up here.

From Punxsutawney, it's Phil Connors.

Front coming our way! Look out!

Get out your pocketbooks, and remember it's all for charity.

Get the word out. Somebody kidnapped Phil!

Get the word out. Somebody kidnapped Phil!

Get up and check that hog out there!

Get up and check that hog out there!

Gets hard down there at the bottom.

Give me your keys, pal. Give me the keys.

Go on, get up there.

Going out on a limb:

Going to the groundhog dinner?

Good for $1000.

Good guess!

Good job. He just smiled at me! Did you see that?

Good luck!

Good luck.

Good night, Phil.

Good night, Rita.

Good save!

Good work, Phil.

Good.

Gosh, you're an upbeat lady!

Great idea. I'll go with you.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Groundhog Day.

Groundhog Day. Today.

Gus hates it here, wishes he'd stayed in the Navy.

Hang on!

Have fun in Punxsutawney.

He can help around the house again.

He comes out. He looks around.

He comes up and buys whole life, term, fire, auto, dental, health...

He just passed away.

He likes animals, children, and he'll change poopy diapers.

He likes the town, paints toy soldiers and he's gay.

He must be from the motor club.

He must have just snapped!

He plays an instrument, and he loves his mother.

He said if we set up here we'll get a better shot.

He sees his shadow or not. It's nice! People like it!

He was a really, really great guy.

He worked in the coal mine till it closed.

He would've choked for sure.

He wrinkles up his nose.

He's got a good body but doesn't have to look in the mirror often.

He's got to be stopped.

He's great!

He's having a heart attack! Do something!

He's intelligent, supportive, funny....

He's kind, sensitive and gentle.

He's my student.

He's not afraid to cry.

He's out of his gourd.

He's right.

He's romantic and courageous.

He's the fastest jack in Jefferson County.

Hello, welcome to our party.

Hello.

Help me!

Here you go.

Here's a humdinger over here!

Hey, an assassin!

Hey, they're chasing us! Come on, make it fun.

Hey! Phil?

Hey! Some kid just threw a snowball at us.

Hi, Nancy.

Hi, Phil.

Hi, there. Something I can do you for?

Hi! How are you?

How about you?

How about you? What do you want?

How are you doing this?

How do you know I'm not a god?

How do you know so much about Punxsutawney?

How does everyone know you? You come once a year.

How does she look?

How is he?

How long do I have to sit here?

How to spell espresso or cappuccino. This looks fine.

How you can start a day with one kind of expectation...

How you doing, Doris?

How you doing? Thanks for watching.

How'd you know? We'll be in Pittsburgh anyway!

How's tomorrow for you?

I agree. I just like to go with the flow.

I agree. I like to go with the flow, see what happens.

I always drink to world peace.

I am an immortal.

I am really close on this one.

I asked you to the prom.

I believe he did.

I bet he swerves first.

I bid two bits!

I booked you in a nice bed and breakfast.

I bought you. I own you.

I can't even make a collie stay.

I can't wait to do this with my own children.

I could never love you because you'll never love anyone but yourself.

I could think of reasons.

I could've retired on half pay after 20 years.

I dated your sister a couple times till you told me not to anymore.

I didn't just survive a wreck. I wasn't just blown up.

I didn't know you could play like that.

I do.

I don't deserve someone like you.

I don't either.

I don't either.

I don't even have to floss.

I don't even like myself. Give me another chance.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know what you mean.

I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick?

I don't know, can you?

I don't know, Gus.

I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe it's not a curse.

I don't know. Perhaps that blizzard we're not supposed to get.

I don't know. What are you dying of?

I don't see any other way out.

I don't think I should drive.

I don't think so, but I'll check with the kitchen.

I don't think we should do this.

I don't understand.

I don't want to know about it, as long as it's legal.

I don't worry anymore.

I don't. I've already done it twice.

I got 10 bucks that says you're mine.

I got friends who live and die by the actuarial tables.

I got him!

I got this at Snowman City.

I got to check something.

I got to get going.

I got to go.

I got to go.

I gots a feeling...

I have a great body, and sometimes I go months without looking.

I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned...

I have missed you so much.

I haven't done this since I was a kid.

I haven't seen him for 20 years.

I hope one day I can do this with my own children.

I hope so.

I hope you enjoy the festivities.

I hope you enjoy the festivities.

I just thought that was Willard Scott. I was confused.

I kind of want to get started. I can give you $1000.

I know all about you. You hope for more than Channel 9 Pittsburgh.

I know that's what I said.

I know there's a blizzard.

I know your face so well, I could do it with my eyes closed.

I like blood sausage.

I like it very much.

I like to see a man of advancing years throw caution to the wind.

I love poetry!

I love rocky road.

I make the weather.

I mean, for someone else that'd be a total waste.

I met a girl.

I met a girl.

I need someone to give me a good, hard slap in the face.

I never miss it.

I never said midnight.

I never thanked you properly for what you did.

I never told you...

I owe you one, buddy.

I peg you as a "glass is half empty" kind of guy. Right?

I promise I won't touch you.

I really don't know.

I really don't know....

I really feel...

I really, really liked him...

I said to him, "Probably right here...

I said, "Stay," so you stayed.

I sat next to you in Mrs. Walsh's English class!

I say it's all one big crapshoot anyhoo.

I sell insurance.

I shall die for you. You shall not take her!

I spend a lot of time here.

I stayed here two years ago. I was miserable.

I still have to put cherry syrup on the top...

I surprise myself sometimes.

I think he's already in there.

I think I'll go back to my room...

I think I'm happy too.

I think it's a nice story.

I think most people just think...

I think she'll be a really good producer.

I think that actually is the first day of spring.

I think that did it.

I think the last thing that you heard was:

I think this is one of the traits of a good producer.

I think you need help.

I think, both.

I thought we were going back.

I thought we were going to a costume party.

I thought you hated this town.

I thought you were supposed to disappear. Or I was.

I told you, I know everything.

I told you. I wake up every day.

I want lots of kids!

I want to adopt, I want my own kids, I want to have foster kids.

I want to know where to put the camera.

I want you to know it's been a really nice day for me.

I was in the Virgin Islands once.

I was in the Virgin Islands once.

I was short and I've sprouted.

I wish these were my own kids.

I wish we could all live in the mountains.

I wish we could all live in the mountains.

I won't be here for the 10:00. Tomorrow's Groundhog Day.

I'd like a piano lesson.

I'd love some of your coffee.

I'd love to. Can I have a rain check? I've got some errands.

I'll be in Punxsutawney for our country's oldest groundhog festival.

I'll come back.

I'll drop you off.

I'll give you a winter prediction.

I'll protect you!

I'll say.

I'll see you tomorrow...

I'll stay and finish.

I'm a god. I'm not the God, I don't think.

I'm bid $60. Do I hear more?

I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.

I'm getting cold.

I'm getting some good ones.

I'm giving you your money's worth. You paid top dollar for me.

I'm grateful to have been here. From Punxsutawney...

I'm having a problem. I may be having a problem.

I'm just amazed, and I'm not easily amazed.

I'm not feeling well. Would you excuse me?

I'm not making it up. I'm asking for help!

I'm predicting March 21st.

I'm probably leaving PBH.

I'm racking my brain trying to imagine why you'd make this up.

I'm reliving the same day over and over.

I'm so proud.

I'm sorry? What was that again?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I thought it was yesterday.

I'm sure I can think of something.

I'm thinking.

I'm trying to talk like normal people. Isn’t this how they talk?

I'm with a student. But if you want to come back tomorrow

I'm worried. There's something really wrong with Phil.

I've got some French poetry here. Baudelaire....

I've got some ice cream on the windowsill. Hold on a minute.

I've never seen anyone...

I've seen it over 100 times.

If we wanted to hit mailboxes, we could let Ralph drive!

If you do, you could always use more.

If you do, you could always use more.

If you don't want to rush back, I can do the 5 tomorrow.

If you got to shoot, don't hit the groundhog.

If you need help with the other cheek, I'm right here.

If you still can't believe me, listen:

If you want a CAT scan or an MRI, you'll have to go into Pittsburgh.

If you're going to eat steak, get sharper teeth.

In 10 seconds...

In 12th grade, your English teacher was

In five seconds, a waiter will drop a tray.

In San Diego...

In the Pacific Northwest, they'll have some...

Intelligent, supportive, funny.

Is it finished yet?

Is it snowing in space?

Is that not good?

Is that not good?

Is there any possibility of getting an espresso or cappuccino?

Is there anything I can do for you today?

Is your troop selling cookies again this year?

Isn't he cute?

Isn’t he cute?

Isn’t he good?

Isn’t there any hot water?

It doesn't make any difference. I've killed myself so many times...

It happened.

It is now.

It is so good to see you! What are you doing for dinner?

It just depends on how you look at it.

It just takes an awful lot of work.

It makes me think of Rome.

It was horrible.

It was just his time.

It was the end of a very long day.

It wasn't veterinary psychology, was it?

It'll meet up with all this moisture out of the Gulf.

It's a million miles from where I started in college.

It's a perfect day. You couldn't plan a day like this.

It's a really wonderful room.

It's about a million miles from where I started in college.

It's all right. I'm not tired.

It's all right. You can fall asleep.

It's amazing.

It's beautiful.

It's been great seeing you, Needlehead. Take care.

It's beginning to grow on me.

It's cold every day.

It's cold out there every day.

It's fun!

It's funny you should mention your health. Guess what I do now.

It's going to be cold.

It's going to be gray.

It's good to see you, Phil.

It's Groundhog Day!

It's Groundhog Day!

It's groundhog time.

It's incredible. You must be a very strong person.

It's inspiring, in a way.

It's just lovely.

It's kind of an honorary title.

It's like yesterday never happened!

It's lovely.

It's me, Ned! Ryerson!

It's nothing, ladies.

It's Phil Connors!

It's showtime.

It's so beautiful!

It's still just once a year, isn't it?

It's that nice young man from the motor club.

It's the perfect end to a perfect day.

It's the same thing your whole life.

It's too early.

Jim Beam, ice, water.

Just put that anywhere, pal!

Just remember, we had a beautiful day together once.

Just remember, we had a beautiful day together once.

Just stay for a while and if you like it, stay longer.

Keep it coming.

Keep the talent happy.

Larry?

Larry's dropping me off.

Let me ask you a question.

Let me buy you a cup of coffee.

Let me handle this.

Let me just drop a tip here.

Let me turn it in the light.

Let's get you someplace warm.

Let's just do this. Then we'll talk.

Let's look at the five day.

Let's not I got that.

Let's not forget seat belts.

Let's not spoil it, okay?

Let's not spoil it.

Like some coffee?

Like some coffee?

Lincoln High School!

Listen, I got to go do this report.

Living, shall forfeit fair renown

Look in the mirror and see how you look when you do that groundhog thing.

Looking foxy tonight, man.

Lovely ring.

Maybe I should go.

Maybe I should spend the day with you...

Maybe it really is happening. How else could you know so much?

Maybe the real God uses tricks. Maybe he's not omnipotent...

Maybe the real God uses tricks. Maybe he's not omnipotent...

Maybe we'll get lucky. Let me give you a hand.

Me neither. It's fun!

Me too.

Me, me, me.

More coffee?

More coffee?

Morning!

Morning! Off to see the groundhog?

Morning! Off to see the groundhog?

Morning! Off to see the groundhog?

Morons, your bus is leaving!

Most of my work is with couples, families. I have an alcoholic now.

Mrs. Lancaster?

Mrs. Walsh.

Much.

Mustn't keep them waiting.

My knee!

My own fiancée...

My years are not advancing as fast as you think.

My, oh my, Phil Connors!

Nancy Taylor!

Nancy Taylor. And you are?

Nancy. Lincoln. Walsh.

Ned the Bull, that's me now.

Ned!

Needlenose Ned! Ned the Head!

Needlenose Ned. Ned the Head.

Next, our entertainment editor looks at sex and violence in movies.

Nice attitude.

Nice going, boys. You're playing yesterday's tape.

Nice speech. Very nice.

No clots, no tumors.

No lesions.

No matter what happens tomorrow...

No spots.

No tomorrow? That means there'd be no consequences...

No way!

No white chocolate, no fudge.

No white chocolate.

No, I'm just interested in you.

No, no one like that! Will there be?

No, no!

No, no. You got your coffee. I'll get it.

No, Phil, really.

No, thank you. I've seen Larry eat.

No, that's okay. Thank you.

No, the whole world is about to explode.

No, tonight. It's got to be tonight.

No, you're not.

No.

No.

Nobody honks this horn but me, okay, pal?

Not a chance.

Not bad for a quadruped.

Not bad. You say this is your first lesson?

Not gonna hit us here in Pittsburgh. Gonna push off and hit Altoona.

Not today.

Nothing. We're closing the road.

Nuts.

Of course not. Silly me.

Off to see the groundhog?

Oh, boy!

Oh, God!

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, no, there wouldn't be today.

Oh, no. I can't believe I fell for this!

Oh, Phil.

Oh, please!

Oh, really?

Oh, Rita.

Oh, this is the best.

Okay, bachelors, who's next?

Okay, campers.

Okay, folks, attention.

Okay. I'm waiting for the punch line.

Okay. On me in three...

On me in three, two, one.

On me in three...

On second thought, I think we should.

On the contrary, Nancy...

Once a year, the eyes of the nation turn to this tiny hamlet...

Once again the eyes of the nation have turned here...

One second, one second.

Other guys would say, "That glass is half full."

Our high will get to about 30 today, teens tonight.

Pastry?

People are morons!

People like blood sausage too.

People place too much emphasis on their careers.

Perhaps a state official? Maybe a blue hat, gun, nightstick?

Pervert.

Phil Connors, come on up here!

Phil Connors, I thought that was you.

Phil Connors! I thought

Phil Connors! I thought that was you!

Phil Connors?

Phil, over here!

Phil, you look terrible.

Phil!

Phil!

Phil!

Phil! Over here!

Phil! Over here!

Phil? Hey, Phil?

Phil? Hey!

Phil? Like the groundhog Phil?

Phil? Phil Connors! I thought that was you!

Please believe me. You've got to believe me.

Please.

Please. Not again.

Prima donna.

Prima donnas.

Prima donnas.

Promise me? I'll be right back. Wish me luck!

Punxsutawney Phil...

Punxsutawney Phil...

Real good, Phil. Real good.

Really, really close.

Really! This is the third time!

Really?

Remember me?

Right here.

Right in Punxsutawney. And it's always February 2nd.

Right. The blizzard!

Rise and shine, campers!

Rita thinks it'd be a great idea...

Rita, I can't stay here.

Rita, if you only had one day to live...

Rita, this is Debbie and Fred Kleiser.

Rita, this is Nancy.

Rita.

Rita.

Rocky road.

Same old, same old.

See where it leads me.

See you later.

See you.

See? I knew you'd say that!

Seneca is the largest of these lakes.

She's fun. But not my kind of fun. I will be here for the 5.

She's worked here since she was 17. She wants to see Paris...

Sir Walter Scott.

Sir, this is a restricted area.

Sixty!

Skim milk, two sugar.

Slept like a baby.

Small town people are more real, down to earth.

So bold of you to choose that.

So how's it going, old buddy?

So long.

So what do you want out of life?

So, what are you doing?

So, what's it going to be?

So...

Sold to the lady for 25 cents.

Some guys would look at this glass and say:

Somebody asked me:

Someone will see me interview a groundhog, think I have no future.

Something else.

Something is different.

Sometimes I think you just have to...

Sometimes I wish I had a thousand lifetimes.

Sometimes people just die.

Sorry, Bronco.

Sorry, folks. Six more weeks of winter.

Sort of, I guess.

Sounds like fun. Maybe we should call Phil.

Special today is blueberry waffles.

Stay an extra second in Punxsutawney? Please!

Stay right here.

Stay with us.

Stay.

Stay.

Stop it!

Stop saying that!

Stop, Kenny. Look, can you handle the 10 or not?

Suit yourself.

Sure thing.

Sweet dreams.

Sweet of you to say. You're right.

Sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist, please.

Sweet vermouth, rocks, with a twist, please.

Sweet vermouth, rocks, with a twist, please.

Take a deep breath. You feel okay?

Take it like a man!

Take it out of here.

Tell me why you're too sick to work. It better be good.

Tell me why you're too sick to work. It better be good.

Ten dollars!

Ten...nine...eight...

Thank you again.

Thank you for making Debbie go through with it.

Thank you, young man.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. You're a real pal.

Thanks for watching.

Thanks very much.

Thanks very much.

Thanks, Larry. Go wait in the van.

Thanks, Phil.

Thanks, Phil.

Thanks. Raspberry. Great.

That about sums it up for me.

That blizzard thing? Here's the report.

That blizzard thing. Here's the report.

That was a pretty good day.

That was nice, Phil. "Big trees"!

That was surprising. I didn't know you were so versatile.

That would be the Home Shopping Network.

That'll be one adult and

That's a boy! Good try.

That's all right! I'll walk with you.

That's an unusual problem...

That's exactly what makes me so special.

That's for making me care about you.

That's him.

That's it.

That's me!

That's my favorite drink.

That's my favorite drink.

That's not the worst part.

That's one I agree with.

That's so funny.

That's true.