Shrek (2001) Edit

A ballad? A sonnet!

A big, stupid, ugly ogre!

A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night.

A girl can do what she wants to do.

A little unorthodox I'll admit.

A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon...

A short... farewell.

A witch cast a spell on me.

Aaah!

Aawww!

After all, you did rescue me.

After him! He's getting away!

Ah, right on time.

Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry.

Ah!

Ah. Perfect.

Ahem.

All along.

All along.

All I have to do is just find someone who can go...

All my senses are right.

All my senses are right.

All night long.

All right, all right. Calm down. Look, it's not that bad.

All right, all right. Don't get all slobbery.

All right, all right. I won't tell him. But you should.

All right, get out of here. All of you, move it!

All right, ogre, I'll make you a deal.

All right, that's what I like to hear, man.

All right.

All right. This one's full.

All she ever do was like you, maybe even love you.

An ogre and a princess!

An ogre?

And all I ever learned from love

And all that glitters is gold.

And all that glitters is gold.

And all your kisses seem to set me free.

And DuLoc will finally have the perfect king!

And everything that you receive up yonder.

And find me a blue flower with red thorns.

And get you all off my land and back where you came from!

And here they are!

And I am rescuing you from this green...

And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation.

And I don't have to please no one.

And I have a way.

And I'm not going out there by myself.

And I'm not saying I do 'cause I don't...

And in the morning I'm making waffles.

And it's not a cry you can hear at night.

And it's off to the moon and then back again.

And last, but certainly not least,

And put their heads on a pike,

And rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp...

And Shrek... well, you got a lot in common.

And so, by the power vested in me,

And stay out!

And that's what I'm gonna do.

And then take love's true form.

And then they share true love's first kiss.

And there's the group of hunters running away from his stench.

And this is not how a princess is meant to look.

And transport you to a designated... resettlement facility.

And what of my groom to be? Lord Farquaad? What's he like?

And when we touch it's such a rush, I can't get enough.

And you know what else? You're... You're a girl dragon!

And, uh, that one, that's Throwback,

Are you all right?

Are you gonna eat that?

Are you Princess Fiona?

Are you talking to... me? Whoa!

Are you...

Arrgh!

Attention, all fairy tale things.

Authorised to place you both under arrest...

Aw, come here, you.

Aye?

Baby, I've been here before

Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut in from a kingdom far, faraway.

Bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead...

Bachelorette number two is a cape wearing girl from the land of fancy.

Back! I warn ya!

Be still, Mon Cherie, for I am your saviour!

Because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes.

Because that's what friends do! They forgive each other!

Because... Because he's just marrying you so he can be king.

Before the sun sets and he sees me...

Believe

Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead.

Better out than in, I always say.

Blue flower, red thorns.

Blue flower, red thorns. Okay, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns.

Brave knights.

But don't let that cool you off.

But how will you kiss me?

But I bet you are not never seen a donkey fly.

But I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look.

But I have to be rescued by my true love,

But I like you anyway. I'd... uh, uh...

But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night.

But I thought that wouldn't matter to you.

But I'll let you do the measuring when you see him tomorrow.

But know what it feels like to give it away.

But love is not a victory march.

But none prevailed.

But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort...

But that's it. That's it right there. That's DuLoc.

But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!

But the meteor men beg to differ.

But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it.

But this isn't right!

But thy deed is great, and thine heart is pure.

But wait, Sir Knight.

But we have to savour this moment!

But you are beautiful.

But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.

But you don't get burned to a crisp and eaten?

But you don't really care for music, do ya.

But you gotta have friends...

But you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there.

But you only look like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24 7.

But you startled me,

But, Donkey, I'm a princess,

But, Shrek?

But, uh, I don't have any friends.

But, you know, um, you're kind of an ogre,

By myself, outside.

By night one way, by day another.

By night one way, by day another.

By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am

Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.

Can I at least know the name of my champion?

Can I say something to you?

Can I stay with you, please?

Can you forgive me?

Can't we just settle this over a pint?

Captain, assemble your finest men.

Captain, round up some guests!

Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?

Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside ya, okay?

Come on, y'all! Then I saw her face Ha ha!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!

Come on. Give it up for Snow White!

Could it be.

Could we just skip ahead to the I do's?

Dead broad off the table.

Destiny or as light diversion.

Didn't make sense not to live for fun.

Disappointment haunted all my dreams.

Do I detect a hint of minty freshness?

Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out.

Do you have a tissue or something? I'm making a mess.

Does anyone else know where to find him?

Does that sound good to you?

Doesn't that bother you?

Don't be talking about it's the brimstone. I

Don't die, Shrek. If you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!

Don't do that! That's my tail! That's my personal tail.

Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until...

Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down.

Don't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine.

Don't move.

Don't want no company No way.

Don't you see, Donkey?

Donkey, I'm okay.

Donkey, look out!

Donkey, two things, okay?

Donkey?

Donkey?

Donkeys don't have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves.

Down to the last slime covered toad stool.

Dragon!

DuLoc is a perfect place.

DuLoc is a perfect.

DuLoc is, DuLoc is.

Easy. As you command, Your Highness.

Eat me!

Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys!

Evening.

Every night I become this.

Every word.

Everyone knowest what happens when you find your...

Everything feels right Everything feels right.

Everything feels right.

Everything is looking right now, right now.

Everything looks bright.

Exactly the way it was?

Excellent! I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed!

Fare thee well, ogre.

Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation.

Fine!

Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our happily ever after.

Fiona?

Fiona.

Five shillings for the possessed toy.

For emotional support,

For her true love and true love's first kiss.

For I have never seen such a radiant beauty before.

For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.

Forget it.

Forgive me, my Lord, for I was just saying...

Forgive me, Princess, for startling you,

Friends.

From a dragon guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava!

From the fiery keep oft he dragon.

Get out of my way! Fiona!

Get your game on, go play.

Give me that! Your flying days are over.

Go ahead, have some fun. If we need you, I'll whistle. How about that?

Go ahead, Shrek.

Go ahead! Get him!

Go on.

Go on.

Go. Go. Go.

God bless us, every one.

Good night.

Good night.

Good question. You should ask him that when we get there.

Good? Um, good for me too.

Gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids.

Grind his bones to make your bread, the whole ogre trip.

Guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon.

Guards! Guards!

Ha ha ha! Never fear, for where there's a will, there's a way,

Ha, ha!

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Hallelujah.

Have you ever met a person, you say, Let's get some parfait,

He huffed und he puffed und he... signed an eviction notice.

He's mad He's really, really mad

He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you bone headed dolt...

He's the one who wants to marry you.

Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters.

Here I go.

Hey, can you tell my future from these stars?

Hey, come back here. I'm not through with you yet.

Hey, come on. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest.

Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.

Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark.

Hey, now You're an all star.

Hey, now You're an all star.

Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid.

Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid.

Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid.

Hey, now, you're an all star.

Hey, now. No way. No! No!

Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway?

Hey, that's what friends are for, right?

Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you.

Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what.

Hey, where you going? Oh, man, I can't feel my toes!

Hey, yeah It's like wow.

Hey, you!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.

Hi, everyone. Having a good time, are ya?

Hmph.

Ho ID the phone.

Hold on, Shrek! I'm coming!

How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren't hurt,

How do you like your eggs?

Huh?

I am eternally in your debt.

I am Lord Farquaad.

I am not the sharpest tool in the shed.

I am outside.

I am, awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me.

I ask your hand in marriage.

I believe

I believe

I believe in self assertion.

I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time.

I believe People in the back!

I believe, I believe I believe, I believe

I believe, I believe I believe, I believe, I believe, hey.

I believe.

I can change. Please! Give me another chance!

I can't wait to get on the road again.

I did half the work, I get half the Booty.

I don't care what nobody... thinks of me thing.

I don't care... what everyone likes.

I don't even wanna hear it. Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts.

I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him?

I don't give a damn about my reputation.

I don't have any toes!

I don't want to rush into a physical relationship.

I forgive you... for stabbing me in the back!

I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it.

I guess I am just a big, stupid, ugly ogre.

I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night.

I guess it's just my animal magnetism.

I guess you don't entertain much, do you?

I have helmet hair.

I have to.

I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet.

I heard the two of you talking.

I heard there was a secret chord.

I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed.

I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.

I just... I just...

I just... You know... Oh, come on.

I know this room I've walked this floor

I know you talked to her last night. You're great pals, aren't ya?

I know you two were digging on each other. I could feel it.

I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid.

I like that Boulder. That is a nice Boulder.

I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right.

I live alone! My swamp! Me! Nobody else!

I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre!

I love DuLoc, first of all.

I love it!

I love you too.

I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey.

I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me,

I mean, really,

I need to find somewhere to camp now!

I object!

I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them!

I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude.

I rescue pretty damsels Man, I'm good.

I said good night!

I show to shoot at someone.

I steal from the rich and give to the needy.

I sure as heck am not a coward. I know that.

I tell him, I tell him not.

I tell him, I tell him not.

I tell him.

I think I need a hug.

I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out.

I thought I told you to stay outside.

I thought love was only true in fairy tales

I thought you'd understand.

I told ya I'd find it.

I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me.

I used to live alone before I knew you

I wanna be a millionaire some day.

I wanna be with you.

I wanna stay home stay home, stay home.

I wanna stay home today.

I wanted to make it up to you.

I wanted to show you before.

I was hoping this would be a happy ending.

I was just kidding.

I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me.

I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have...

I would think, of all people, you would recognise a wall when you see one.

I... I don't... There's something I have to tell you.

I... I love you.

I... I've been this way as long as I can remember.

I'd like that.

I'll be waiting for him right here.

I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you.

I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt too.

I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days!

I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know.

I'll make you regret the day we met. I'll see you drawn and quartered!

I'll take care of the dragon.

I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart.

I'll tell you why.

I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried.

I'm a believer I couldn't leave her.

I'm all alone There's no one here beside me.

I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings.

I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die.

I'm gonna take drastic steps.

I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha!

I'm in love I'm a believer.

I'm in trouble. Okay, here we go.

I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on

I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.

I'm not emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this...

I'm not the one with the problem, okay?

I'm okay.

I'm on my way

I'm on my way from misery to happiness today.

I'm on my way.

I'm right behind ya.

I'm sorry, all right?

I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem.

I'm sorry.

I'm supposed to be beautiful.

I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.

I'm... I'm worried about Donkey.

I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here. I'd step all over it.

I've seen your flag on the marble arch.

If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful,

If I tried

If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work,

If you love pina coladas.

If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods

In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now...

In the highest room of the tallest tower...

In the shape of an I on her forehead.

In the way you look at me.

In your eyes.

Indeed.

Indeed. Knights, new plan!

Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.

Is like wow

Is rescued by a brave knight,

Is that about right?

Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?

Is what you give to me the day I wander

It didn't come off no stone neither.

It goes like this the fourth, the fifth.

It is around your half. See, that's your half, and this is my half.

It is you I have loved.

It is you I have loved.

It only happens when the sun goes down.

It sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared.

It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah.

It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah.

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder.

It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me...

It's a spell.

It's brimstone.

It's like wow Ooh ooh, hey.

It's no wonder you don't have any friends.

It's not home, but it'll do just fine.

It's not like it has feelings.

It's on my to do list. Now come on!

It's quiet.

It's the only way to break the spell.

It's the world that seems to have a problem with me.

Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.

Just call me old fashioned.

Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is.

Just like the time...

Just the word parfait make me start slobbering.

Keep quiet!

Keep your eyes on me, boys 'cause I'm about to start.

Keep your legs elevated. Turn your head and cough.

Kick it to the kerb. Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master.

Kill the beast!

Know what I smell. It wasn't no brimstone.

La la, la la, la la la la.

La la, la la, la la.

La Liberte! Hey!

Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon...

Let me put it this way, Princess.

Let the tournament begin!

Let's get married today before the sun sets.

Let's get married today before the sun sets.

Let's just say I'm not your type, okay?

Like that's ever gonna happen.

Like this.

Like you said, Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?

Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face.

Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?

Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible!

Look at my eye twitching.

Look there's Bloodnut, the Flatulent.

Look, I talked to her last night. She's...

Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask.

Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are!

Look. I really don't think this is a good idea.

Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make...

Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona.

Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no.

Love me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature.

Love was out to get me.

Magnitude... Hey, that is unwanted physical contact.

Man, I'd really love to stay, but, you know, I'm, uh...

Man, that was annoying!

Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,

Marriage is binding, and that makes me king!

Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village...

Maybe it's a perk.

Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.

Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime.

Maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them.

Meant for someone else but not for me.

Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall.

Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess.

Mm hmm.

Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that.

Mmm.

My beloved monster and me.

My happiness rears back as if to say.

My heart skips a beat Girl, I feel so alive.

My Lord! We found it.

My problems have all gone.

My world's on fire How about yours.

Never been better.

Never mind, Donkey.

Never said I wanted to improve my station.

No kidding.

No one likes a kiss ass.

No way.

No way.

No, but... Shh.

No, I have a better idea.

No, it's destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes.

No, look. There he is,

No, no, it's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches.

No, no, you wouldn't... 'St.

No, no! No. No, no, no! No! Oh!

No, no. Not there. Not there.

No, Shrek!

No, this is one of those drop it and leave it alone things.

No, you're right. It doesn't.

No!

No! I mean, uh,

No! Layers!

No! Layers!

No? All right then.

No. No. No, no, no! No.

No. Oh, no. No!

Nope.

Not a trace Uhh! Yeah.

Not by some ogre and his... his pet.

Not me, not me.

Not me.

Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs.

Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head.

Now I really see what's going on here.

Now I'm a believer Listen!

Now I'm a believer.

Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.

Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.

Now kiss me! Mmmm!

Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll...

Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out.

Now, hold on.

Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean Weedrat stew.

Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?

Now, ogres... They're much worse.

Now, tell me! Where are the others?

Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?

Now... Now remove your helmet.

Of course, you are. You're my rescuer.

Of doubt in my mind

Of doubt in my mind One more time!

Of doubt in my mind.

Ogres are like onions! End of story.

Ogres have layers! Onions have layers.

Oh oh oh I look into your eyes.

Oh oh oh It's a new romance.

Oh oh oh Makes me wanna dance.

Oh oh oh The best years of our lives.

Oh oh oh The best years of our lives.

Oh, anxious, are we? You're right.

Oh, aye.

Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones.

Oh, come on! That's the last thing on my mind.

Oh, for the love of Pete!

Oh, go ahead, little fella.

Oh, God, I can't do this! Just let me off, please!

Oh, good Lord.

Oh, good. Me neither.

Oh, gosh, no one invited us.

Oh, I do. I know where he is.

Oh, I know what.

Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!

Oh, I understand.

Oh, I'm sorry. Do what?

Oh, Merry Men!

Oh, my God! You ate the princess!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no Not me.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no Not me.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no! I mean, it's late.

Oh, no. This is all wrong.

Oh, now we're getting somewhere.

Oh, now what does he want?

Oh, oh oh oh oh.

Oh, oh, he's just... He's just a little nervous.

Oh, really? You and what army?

Oh, sure! I mean, of course you're a girl dragon.

Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh.

Oh, that's nice. Now let's go!

Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it?

Oh, well, I guess that's cool.

Oh, what are you talking about?

Oh, what large teeth you have.

Oh, wow! That was really scary.

Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah!

Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?

Oh, yeah. You're right, Donkey.

Oh, you both have layers. Oh.

Oh, you little...

Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Aah! Aah!

Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.

Oh! For the love of Pete!

Oh! Of course! Oh, how rude.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now.

Oh! You!

Oh! Your half. Hmm.

Ohh!

Ohh! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.

Okay, fine.

Okay, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back.

Okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there?

Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?

Okay, okay, uh, number three!

Okay, okay. Let's just backup a little and take this one step a ta time.

Okay, so here's another question.

Okay, you two, head for the exit!

Okay. Okay, I can nearly see the head.

Okay. What do you propose we do?

On this unexpected day.

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.

One of a kind.

Onions have layers.

Only my true love's kiss can break the spell.

Only shooting stars break the mould.

Only shooting stars break the mould.

Only shooting stars break the mould.

Ooh! Shrek! Did you do that?

Ooh. Oh. Oh.

Our swamp?

Out yonder window and down a rope on to your Valiant steed.

Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him.

Outside!

Ow! Hey! Easy with the yanking.

Ow! Not good.

Ow! See?

Oy!

Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.

People of DuLoc,

People of DuLoc, I give you our champion!

People take one look at me and go, Aah! Help! Run!

Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.

Please let me introduce myself.

Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here?

Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer.

Princess and ugly don't go together.

Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona.

Princess Fiona?

Princess Fiona.

Princess, how about if you don't marry Farquaad?

Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay?

Princess, I... Uh, how's it going, first of all?

Princess, I've brought you a little something.

Princess, where are you?

Princess?

Princess?

Princess?

Probably hear this all the time from your food,

Promise you won't tell. Promise!

Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences!

Quest? I'm already on a quest, a quest to get my swamp back.

Really, really.

Really?

Right.

Right. Friends?

Right. Yeah.

Rotisserie style.

Run, run, run, as fast as you can.

Same old day Same situation.

Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way.

See the pyramids along the Nile.

Seems I've made the right decision.

Seize him!

Shall I give the order, sir?

She likes Sushi and hot tubbing anytime.

She waited in the dragon's keep...

She was locked away in a castle...

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb.

She was talking about, uh, somebody else.

She wasn't talking about me?

She wasn't talking about you.

She's a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

She's a princess, and I'm...

Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment?

Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big city adventure.

Shrek, I... I wanna go with you.

Shrek, is this true?

Shrek, there's something about her you don't know.

Shrek, there's something I want...

Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute!

Shrek, what are you doing? You're letting her get away.

Shrek!

Shrek!

Shrek!

Shrek!

Shrek?

Shrek?

Shrek.

Shrek.

Shrek's hurt.

Shrek's hurt. Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die.

Shut... up.

Sir Shrek.

Sit down there!

Slowdown. Slowdown, baby, please.

So I guess outside is best, you know.

So long.

So much for noble steed.

So much to do So much to see.

So what's wrong with taking the backstreets.

So where is this fire breathing pain in the neck anyway?

So will it be bachelorette number one,

So you just shut up and pay attention!

So, just sit back and relax, my Lord,

So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle.

So, uh, are there any donkeys up there?

So, um,

Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

Sometimes things are more than they appear.

Sorry about that.

Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!

Stairs? I thought we was looking for the princess.

Stop it. Stop it, both of you.

Stop singing!

Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location.

Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartar... you name it.

Take a good look at me, Donkey.

Take it and go before I change my mind.

Take it away!

Thank you! Thank you very much!

Thanks!

That comes between me and the awful sting.

That comes from living in a world that's so damn mean.

That David played and it pleased the Lord.

That explains a lot.

That is nothing but a bunch of little dots.

That is so sweet. You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre.

That really made me feel good to see that.

That would be my home.

That you was great back there? Those guards!

That! Back there. That was amazing!

That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.

That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!

That's enough. He's ready to talk.

That's just how it has to be.

That's my princess! Go find your own!