Bushwhacked (1995) Edit

A blue Volvo station ...wagon.

A helicopter! We're saved!

A little lesson in common decency.

A psycho killer!

A real estate broker! Ok. Ok. Well, thank you very much for the tip. I'm sorry ...but

A set up? What are you talking about?

Aah! He's crazy!

Aah! Oh, my God!

According to your body mass, you should be able to hold out for another ... 3 1/2 minutes.

Ah, religious program.

AHH !!!

AHH !!!

Ahh, that's good! That's good. Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh! Help me!

Air bag, son. Air bag.

All right, all right.

All right, Grabelski, what's going on here?

All right, now, what kind of knots did these kids say these were?

All right! Everybody stay calm.

All right! Freeze!

All right. All right. All right. You're all heroes ... everyone of you. Very, very, very wonderful.

All right...

All the kids!

Alright, bunk 12...

Alright, don't, don't, don't do anything stupid.

Alright, here we go!

Alright, I guess we bought ourselves some time.

Alright, now let's move out! Come on.

Alright, walk. Walk away.

Alright! Knock it off!

Alright.

And friend,

And he pulls you inside and he says:

And he says to you: Are you in?

And I do not want to have to show you guys that one again, ok?

And I feel terrible. I have a terrible temper I know, but Dana is my first. And I get very emotional, you know, and ..

And I see Gordy's mom, tied to a chair.

And I will disappear. Into the jungle. And from a safe distance, I will evaluate your walking skills

And illegal.

And it's 10 o'clock sharp. Just like you said

And no news... No.

And Red Rock Bluff is only 4 miles, but I guess that's kind of far for a little Miss Ranger Scout.

And some sleeping pills.

And that it takes a man and a woman...

And that they both have to go in a room...

And the guy sounds like a total criminal.

And there's this sharp looking guy in a suit.

And these,

And they both take their shirts off...

And they fell in Love.

And when you are done with him, make sure you kill the kids.

And... your teeth...

Any questions?

Anybody home?

Anyway, the guy takes a real 50 dollar bill and he slaps in your hand.

Are the pitons.

Are we there yet?

Are you in there?

Are you in there?

Are you sure it's going to knock him out?

As for you, Mr. Grabelski.

Auntie EM?

Ay! My fingers!

Badges?

Barnhill, I know this is a bad time to be asking, ..

Barnhill, if your dad is so freakin cool, then why isn't he our scout leader?

Barnhill, would you knock it off! You have no idea what you're talking about!

Barnhill, you're such a liar!

Because, both of our lives might be in danger.

Because, I once killed a kid, who called me Spider one time too many!

Because, it's your nickname?

Because, that's the guy I killed!

Because, you're a pathetic loser Max. Nobody gives a damn about you.

Belay myself off ?!

Bet you never seen anything like that before huh, Barnhill?

Better start looking for pinecones.

Bought ourselves time for what?

But the other part of you is thinking, this secret package stuff, might be kind of exciting...

But we have to make sure the whole world knows you're innocent.

But you really did climb Kilimanjaro, right?

But you're thirsty now. I can see it!

But, Mrs. Patterson told you, they're in some cabin somewhere out there?

But, that's a tough climb. What kind of a car you driving?

But, there's a fire in there!

But, when they got into trouble,

By matching your wits against that mountain!

By taking everything that bad boy has to offer and getting good old Max to where he needs to go.

Bye, bye!

Bye!...

Bye...

Can you really hear anything?

Can you tell us about the time you soloed the big E!

Check this thing out! It's huge!

Come back here, kiddies! Come back here you little brats!

Come here!

Come on G man! They're getting away.

Come on guys, just like what we practiced!

Come on guys, keep up!

Come on guys! Keep climbing. We're almost there!

Come on lady, you can't tell the difference between my signature and a little ten year old's?

Come on man! They're getting away!

Come on, Fishman, you can do it.

Come on, Mad Max! Move it! Let's go!

Come on, now. Come on. Let go.

Come on, Ralph!

Come on, reach!

Come on, shake it off.

Come on, they're trapped!

Come on, we can't just stand here, we gotta move!

Come on, we're Scouts, Remember? Let's act like it!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! We've got to make up ground while we still got the light.

Come on! I have a gun for chrissakes!

Come on. Give me your paw.

Come on. Move it.

Come on. Settle down guys.

Coming this...

Could we stop for a rest!

Could you tell us about the birds and the bees?

Cracking...

Damn it!

Dana, what are you doing here, honey? I thought your dad said you couldn't come.

Dana!

Davy Crockett, did you catch anything yet?

Devil's Peak, Devil's Peak.

Devil's Peak?

Devil's Peak. We made it.

Devil's Peak. Why would he want to go to Devil's Peak?

Devils Peak?

Devils Peak?

Do it! Throw them in!

Do you take the deal?

Do you take the deal?

Don't be so hard on your self?

Don't worry, Fishman. I got you.

Don't worry, Gordy. I'm coming down!

Don't worry, Grabelski. You're going to be the first one to get it.

Don't you dare! There's a scout on that bridge!

Down here!

Eat your veggies. Eat your starches,

Everest? Uh...

Everybody now! We come proud, the Cub Scout Troop!

Everybody start your engines. Aaaa oooh ga!

Everybody wants it now.

Everybody, close your eyes.

Eww oof...!

Excuse me sweetheart, is this the man you think took the kids?

Excuse me!

Faster, you little...!

FBI, you are under arrest!

FIRE!

First Class Eagle! You earned it!

Fishman, get over here!

Fishman?

For achievement in mountain climbing, survival, rescue skills and citizenship above and beyond the call of duty,

For our fire badge, we had a weenie roast in your backyard!

Freedom Express!

Funny! I can feel it going back up there right now.

Get in the bushes! Hide!

Get out!

Give her a break, Ralph, ok?

Give it! Ugh!!

Give me that!

Give me the canteen.

Go right down and rip his head off!

Go scout ahead.

Go, go!

Go!

Go! Go!!

God bless those little scouts!

Good job, Dana! We're going on a real overnight now!

Good job, guys!

Good!

Good!

Goodbye, Grabelski!

Gordy, you ok?

Gordy, you're suppose to get your cooking badge, by roasting a porcupine with a magnifying glass!

Got to cover my tracks!

Got your keys?

Gotcha!

Grabelski, put your hands up and step out of the vehicle!

Guys, quiet!

Guys, stand up straight. Remember, he's watching.

Guys!

Guys! Come on! I found a cave!

Guys?

Guys...

Guys...

Hammer a piton into the crack in the rock.

Handi capped ...huh?

He changed his mind. Here, my permission slip.

He climbed K2 with a broken ankle?...

He didn't know the difference between a beehive and a pinecone?

He is armed, he is dangerous. And he's got himself some hostages.

He says: I can't tell.

He won't be half as good as the guide me and my dad had in the Serengeti.

He's driving a stolen Volvo.

He's going to get killed...

He's going to have to run it!

He's in on this? And you're with him?

He's just doing his job!

He's sucking my thumb!

Hello Maxwell.

Hello, Heather!

Hello, one million!

Hello...

Hello...

Help!

Help! Help me!

Here we go!

Here we go. Here we go.

Here. Try my bug repellent.

Hey boss...

Hey guys...

Hey Johnny, how are you?

Hey Mr. B...

Hey Spider. You do one.

Hey there...

Hey, Boo Boo.

Hey, can I play, too?

Hey, check it out! Lynn Straders in her underwear!

Hey, go on inside. We have a new project. We're going to get our cooking badges.

Hey, guy's, there's lots of them up here!

Hey, guys! Come on. I got one:

Hey, he's alive!

Hey, hey. What's going on in here?

Hey, how about when you get up there, you throw me down a ladder?

Hey, I can't drive like this!

Hey, I'm telling you, there is a fire in there!

Hey, it was nothing!

Hey, it worked! Yeah!

Hey, let me borrow your dollies, honey.

Hey, mister!

Hey, Mr. Bragdon?

Hey, Sergeant Doofus, did you paste that note to my window?

Hey, sir? Can we make smores?

Hey, that ...that's us!

Hey, there's the truck. Hide! Hide!

Hey, Troop 12, your scout leader's here!

Hey, where's Dana?

Hey!

Hey! Guys! Look at this, I'm a real live scout leader!

Hey. Listen, iron balls. You take your time!

Hey...

Hey...

Hey...

Hi guys...

Hi mom...

Hi, hello there?

Hi, Max!

His body was burned beyond recognition and we had to identify him using only his teeth.

His dad wouldn't sign his permission slip, says he isn't big enough to go.

His name's not Spider, it's "Mad Max Grabelski"!

Hit me, hit me!

Hold him down!

Hold on, Dana, come on kids!

Hold this.

How are we going to get over there?

How come you didn't bring a pack, sir?

How come your nickname is Spider?

How could they call you Spider one time too many, if your nickname wasn't already Spider?

How did you know my name?

How do you know about Devils Peak?

How do you know that?

How does that feel?

How tough could it be? It's this far!

How's it "hanging"!

Huh?

Hurry up, Fish!

I ...I sprained my ankle!

I am.

I call the shots. You .. just do the tracking.

I called you ...Polinski. I had a Dr. Polinski once. I don't know why you suddenly reminded me of him.

I can't believe we just did it, guys.

I can't climb behind this guy anymore!

I can't talk now. I got to go help Gordy's mom!

I can't wait to meet this guy!

I can't!

I can't! I'm having a little vertigo!

I didn't do any thing!

I do.

I don't believe it!

I don't believe it!

I don't know , sir. Looks like a pretty tough climb.

I don't know yet...

I don't think I'm really the right person to...uh

I don't think that's a pinecone...

I don't think they even cover that in here!

I feel good!

I found him!

I got a deal I want to make with you.

I got an idea.

I got an idea.

I got some bad news for you, Palmer.

I got the tent up!

I got to know, if there is another package for Timberline Inc! For Reinhardt Bragdon!

I got to make a dookie!

I got to make a dookie.

I got to pee, I got to pee!

I had to cross the Alps to get there.

I have a surprise for you.

I just wanted to say, that I think it's wonderful thing, that a man of your achievement has taken the time for the youth of America.

I know guys like this Grabelski, when the pressure's on, they crack.

I know it's about making babies...

I learned it in the scouts.

I mean the biggest house you ever saw!

I mean, you're our scout leader!

I might be short, but I'm real strong!

I remember when he came out at the hospital he was so small, he was like a little duckling.

I repeat: Put your hands up and step out of the vehicle!

I said, grab the wheel!

I see a scrub jay and a nuthatch and a SWAT team!

I see him, I see him! We passed him!

I see the FBI guy,

I see the other guy loading money into suitcases

I swear to God, I don't know how it happened! It's all a big mistake!

I think I sprained mine, too, Mr. Grabelski.

I think you need to call your wife. She's probably very worried.

I thought Mount Everest was in the Himalayas.

I thought there were two of you?

I want some answers !!!

I want to speak to your superior!

I want you to walk away from here and walk to where ever it was you were going.

I want you to walk.

I will give you 50 dollars a package.

I would imagine they could.

I'd eat the bodies, I'd probably eat the bodies...

I'd like you to meet Kelsey Jordan. She's the newest member of the troop.

I'll be right back!

I'll be right behind you the whole time!

I'll get to you after work.

I'll go first.

I'm a real estate broker. That house has been on the listings for six months.

I'm Agent Palmer, FBI.

I'm Aggie Patterson. Hi.

I'm coming!

I'm getting hungry!

I'm glued ..!

I'm going to get us out of this mess!

I'm going to hit the hay...

I'm just a delivery guy!

I'm looking for a place called Devils Peak.

I'm not really a scout leader. My name is Max, and I'm here to save you.

I'm proud of you!

I'm sick. I'm definitely getting sick.

I'm slipping, Gordy! I'm scared!

I'm so sorry!

I'm sorry.

I'm sure the kids are still raring to go.

I'm telling you, just let me break out my Kilimanjaro gear!

I'm telling you. I did!

I'm the Lizard, remember?

I'm thinking!

I've got six packages coming to me, over the next three weeks.

If the manual told you to stick your weiner in a light socket, would you do it?

If you can deliver them at 10 o'clock sharp, when it is dark,

If you get the electric chair, you should put a light bulb in your mouth, like Uncle Fester.

In fact. I brought two.

Is something wrong?

Is something wrong?

Is that him?

It gives me great pleasure to present Max Grabelski...

It says class six. That means only the most experienced climbers

It says here that mini marshmallows in chocolate pudding, creates a visual feast.

It says in the manual that, the Scout Leader is suppose to tell us about that kind of stuff!

It says in the manual, whenever your camp is surrounded by green wood, always use pinecones to start your fire.

It says, it is supposed to be delivered on Monday.

It shouldn't be this hard to kill six little scouts and one moron?

It sounds like a set up.

It was a bitch!

It was a pleasure doing business with you, Maxwell.

It will give you courage.

It's a crystal diode receiver.

It's been nice knowing you.

It's better then my back yard.

It's easy!

It's me, Max.

It's my mom!

It's not working.

It's time for our sleepover in the woods.

It's Winnie the Pooh!

Jeez, Gordy! Quit goofing around!

Just a little mountain!

Just give me that 50 dollar tip...

Just let me get to Devils Peak!

Just remember one thing:

Just the woman!

Keep going!

Keep them coming!

Kelsey, your training bra is working great!

Kid, go home!

Kiddies! Don't run away! I just want to talk to you!

Kids, I got you.

Kill him? I can't kill him!

Kill him.

Kind of like a spy, or something!

Lean back, boys! Golden arches!

Let me at him! I'll bust him up! I'll handle him myself!

Let me see!

Let me see...

Let me show you the wonderful view off the porch.

Let me tell you something, honey:

Let me tell you something: Whatever he is going through right now, I'm holding you personally responsible!

Let's do that.

Let's go!

Let's go! Let's hide! Come on!

Let's make this fast. Give them the package and get the " tip."

Let's show Spider, we know what we are doing.

Listen pal, I know this Grabelski. And I'm just as good in the woods as he is. And I don't have six little hostages slowing me down.

Listen!

Listen! I got us into this mess... and I'm going to get us ...

Little tougher than the StairMaster, eh, G man? Heh.

Look at this baby! Big as a football!

Look what I got!

Look, I just told you where those kids are.

Look, it's over. This guy's an FBI agent. You got to give yourself up.

Look, killing Grabelski is one thing, I wasn't counting on killing those kids!

Looking good!

Looks like this guy is a no show...

Ma'am, I don't know. You just have to wait for the Feds.

Make me shrimp!

March...

Marty!

Marty!

Marty! Marty!

Max ...is all of us! Because we are going to push ourselves to the max!

Max Grabelski is heading to Devil's Peak.

Max was telling the truth! We got to rescue him!

Max, what are we going to do?

Max!

Max?

May I be of some assistance?

Maybe he's picking up some special gear or something.

Maybe, I am.

Me?

Me?

Mine?

Mine's huger!

Mmm! Boy, something smells good.

Mmm... the turn off is a couple miles north.

Mountains?

Move it, come on, keep going!

Move it, come on!

Move your hips and spell your name!

Move. Get out of here. March on. March away!

Mr. Bragdon, who's job it was to destroy this old currency, uncovered the crime and he was murdered for it.

Mr. Bragdon, you're alive!

Mr. Bragdon!

Mr. Bragdon?

Mr. Jareki, he had a permission slip, like everybody else!

Mr. McMurrey, I found something!

Mrs. Patterson, hi, you know I have to apologize to you. I've been dumping my anxiety on you.

Mrs. Patterson! Hey listen,

Must be those new hydro moons I've heard about.

My God, he's dead!

My mom kind of wrote the words.

My mom says that the guy who is taking us, has hiked all over the world!

My wife, call my wife. You got 20 cents I could borrow, please?

Need a little information.

Next assignment?

Nice kitty!

No collar, must be a stray.

No, I figured we could all just crouch under a pair of your underwear and wait it out!

No, it says this package is going to some place called ...Devil's Peak?

No, Mr. Grabelski, not just your kids...

No, no he's not dead! It says in the manual. When you are attacked by a bear, you are suppose to play dead.

No, no, Maxwell. Not him, ... you.

No, no, no! The man doesn't have to take his shirt off!

No, no! Wait! Wait!

No, no. Stop. Stop. Wait! Two shorts and one long.

No, nothing's wrong. Everything's right. Should be up on Devils Peak in about three hours.

No, uh, ..only me.

No! Don't! Listen.

No! I said no!

No! I told you, I was framed! Marty, the package!

No! You don't know what you're doing!

No.

No.

No...

Nobody is open!

Nobody, is willing to hunt down, what they really need.

Not by much.

Not everything!

Not me! I'll take them both on!

Not yet ,sir. We need six more badges.

Not your body, but I might take a chomp on you...

Now a sword fight. Go! En garde!

Now what?

Now, be very quiet.

Now, flip 'em and zip 'em and let's get moving.

Now, for your next assignment...

Now, Get the hell out of here!

Now, I just want to tell you one thing:

Now, part of you knows, there's something fishy going on here ...

Now, put your chin there.

Now, what do you do?

Now, you are going to pretend to me.

Now, you can either starve to death or you could eat the frozen bodies and live?

Now, you get your skinny butt up there and you rescue them!

Now, you're going to have to let go!

Now...

Of course I am.

Of course I did!

Of course I do!

Officer, Officer...

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

Oh boy!

Oh boy!

Oh boy! We're never going to make it.

Oh God, we are trapped with a killer!

Oh ho! ha! ha!

Oh my ...my. Our son's a hostage.

Oh no...

Oh relax. He's a pussycat.

Oh relax. He's a pussycat.

Oh right, seriously.

Oh yea, I could get all the way to Devils Peak and back before you could get your compass out!

Oh Yeah! Spies have a lot of time for scouts

Oh, and you do?

Oh, boy!

Oh, but of course I do, Maxwell!

Oh, but you played dead like a genius!

Oh, but you played dead like a genius!

Oh, fu...dge!

Oh, God, this had better work.

Oh, God.

Oh, God...

Oh, Good!

Oh, good. Then take your time!

Oh, Great, what are we supposed to do? Cross that letter out?

Oh, let me tell you. Them Alps ...they can get pretty..

Oh, marvelous!

Oh, Mother...

Oh, my God, we've lost Dana! Where is he?

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no...

Oh, so you did kill somebody!

Oh, sorry! She just ducked behind the Kligman's house

Oh, that hurt alot!

Oh, that hurts!

Oh, that's how Daddy likes it! Hee. Hee. Hee. Hee.

Oh, that's the ticket! A little spritz of cool clean mountain rain!

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah. Whew.

Oh, yes...

OH! OH! OH! That's it. Whoa! Oh, Yea!

Oh...

Ohh ... that's not good!

Ohh ... that's not good!

Ok guys, we got a lot of ground to cover today.

Ok, because, if you didn't, tell me now

Ok, Devil's Peak. I knew it. Reinhardt Bragdon! Here we go.

Ok, here we go.

Ok, I'll do one.

Ok, over here.

Ok, reach!

Ok, settle down guys. I'm sure that Scout Leader Erickson will answer the rest of your questions right around the campfire.

OK, what if a blizzard came in and everybody else died...

Ok.

Ok. I'm out of here.

Ok. You come along.

Ok...

Once upon a time, there was a man dolly and there was a lady dolly.

One at a time, please. One at a time.

One second. I'm working on my bird watching badge.

One sip, and he's Sleeping Beauty.

Only a sucker would fall for that...

Or a sleazeball.

Or a stupid!

Or an idiot.

Or do I have to do it alone?

Our troop, dear.

Ow! Ow!

Palmer!

Piece of cake!

Pills, pills! Stay in the front seat.

Pinecones?

Please don't kill us, Mad Max!

Please, you don't want to do this, Mr. Bragdon.

Police ...lots of them!

Police have released photos...

Probably don't know anything about the birds and the bees! Butthead.

Pudding!

Put the right .. No, the left! Your feet are crossed! His feet are crossed.

Put your hands up, Grabelski!

Put your left hand on the rock, higher above your head.

Put your right foot up there!

Ranger Scouts are for guys.

Ready for what? We're going after this guy alone.

Really?

Red dog! Red dog! Hut! Hut! Hut!...

Relax, what we couldn't do Mother Nature did for us.

Right behind your head.

Right on time!

Right, Aggie? Aggie...?

Right.

Right.

Run!

Run!

Run!

Running badge time!

Safety first.

Safety first. We got to go slow.

Safety?

Scout Leader?

Scout's Honor the hostage crisis. Day one.

Scouts chanting to the tune of " Sound Off." We sing and sing 'cause that's our thing.

Shake your lizard. Let it drain!

Sign this.

Sir...?

Sleeping beauty, huh?

Sleepover in the woods?

Smoke signals, right by the book.

So what! So the plan blew up in your face?

So who's stopping you?

So you say to the guy: What's in the package?

So you're a little late...

So, it's not a figure eight, it's not a butterfly and it's not a fisherman's.

So! Dream on your own time "10AM guaranteed" means 10AM, guaranteed!

Some allergy medicine,

Some cough syrup,

Sorry, but this is a private briefing.

Spider, are you alright?

Spider, are you sure that bridge is safe?

Spider, do another one... that one was way too easy.

Spider, I don't think that's a good idea.

Spider, I'm afraid, too!

Spider, look!

Spider, shouldn't we be on a regular trail?

Spider, we just pissed on some guy's head!

Spider!

Spider!

Spider! Spider! Spider!

Spider?

Spider?

Spider?

Spider?

Spider? Sir?

Spider. Spider... Spider!

Spider...

Stay here and watch him!

Stay with me, G man! Stay with me!

Step away from the vehicle! You are too close to the vehicle!

Sure you want to do this?

Sure, it'll be a little trouble getting it off, just like the trouble you would have caused some handi capped person had they needed to pull in here and relieve themselves!

Take care, kids.

Take it easy!

Thank you, thank you Max.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. You're good.

Thank you. That's good.

That ain't rain.

That is good!

That was one of my kids, you crazy sicko!

That' not the one I saw!!!

That' not the one I saw!!!

That's a good idea.

That's a little Tangy. [Throwing up...]

That's good, that's good.

That's it!

That's it!

That's right doughboy! That's how it's done.

That's right, cupcake! A little lesson in common decency.

That's right. Make jokes. That's what's wrong with this country,

That's the big deal?

That's the toolbox.

That's the way to go, kids!

That's three days. Same address?

That's too dangerous!

That's up in the mountains.

That's what I try to teach my kids.

That's what they said...

The FBI is going to get you , boy!

The important thing is, you have your health.

The kids? Hey!

The man's a God.

The manual says, "Always find level ground to pitch your tent on."

The motive is robbery. A million dollars of old money, which was scheduled to be taken out of circulation has been recovered.

The one parked in the handi capped zone!

The thoughts and prayers of the entire country...

Then all you got to do is just pass the rope through and then belay yourself off.

There, I got you!

There's a cabin up there and it belongs to Reinhardt Bragdon!

There's no more ledge, we can't get across.

There's no telling what kind of depravity, Grabelski, is up to right now.

Therefore, I am very proud to present to each one of you, the Ranger's highest badge ..

They're all yours.

They're eating me alive!

They're talking about the guy who killed that banker.

They're, uh ...Italian!

This better get us swimming badges!

This guy, Patterson? Did he really kill a mountain lion?

This is a good one!

This is almost like getting to second base.

This is Home Ec!

This is it? We finally go on an overnight and we end up at Gran Central Station?

This is too touching for words.

This is your hammer,

This place gives me the "willy's"...

This Scout is ready. Now let's get going?

Throw them in! Throw them!

To Devils Peak?

To hunt down the goodness in life.

To make it work right...

Today, is your lucky day!

Tonight, on EyeWitness America,

Too bad we can't go to Coyote Flats. That's only two miles.

Too late!

Top pocket!

Trust me G man. You don't take me, you won't get within 2000 vertical feet of this guy

Two hours.

Uh, maybe...

Uh, Spider, maybe you shouldn't.

Uh! What is it with you and the pushing?

Uh...

Um ....its there ..

Unless it's good news.

Use the other one.

Wa ..wait a minute.

Wait !!!

Wait a minute! I thought they found your teeth in the fire!

Wait a minute. Here we go, guys!

Wait up. Hurry!

Wait. You expect me to climb up there with just my hands?

Want a drink?

Waterfall! Hold on! Get to the side! Swim to the side

Way back! Way back...

Way to go, shorty!

We believe the murderer is a man, named Max Grabelski.

We do good deeds, we help our friends...

We got a big bundle here. Why don't we just take this and move out?

We got no choice.

We have got to hide!

We have no good news as of yet.

We made it!

We made it!

We made it! Yes!

We yell hurrah, we yell hooray. We run and dance and sing and play.

We'll take care of that.

We're all going to die!

We're going to make it!

We're going to make it! We're going to make it!

We're not feeling sorry for you, you're a murderer!

We're not going anywhere.

We're not playing, we're practicing.

We're Troop 12, the scouts' top crew. We're honest, kind, and real fun, too.

We've been giving her a break for six months!

Well done, youths! Ha. Ha!

Well fine then. Call me "Spider."

Well let me tell you how you are going to get those badges!

Well, good for you.

Well, guys, we got to start a fire.

Well, I...

Well, if it says in the manual...

Well, Max, we tried, anyway!

Well, sir. Off you go!

Well, then, start loading the money in the chopper.

Well, they suck! OK.

Well, tracker man! What do we do now?

Well, what do they say?

Well, what do you know! I'll take six Ranger Scouts over one Federal man, anyday!

Well...

Well...

Wh ...ha ...whew?

What are you guys? A bunch of Tenderfoots?

What are you kidding? We didn't come this far to quit now!

What are you talking about! Help Aggie! Aggie? Help!

What are you thinking?

What are you working on?

What can I get you, bro?

What did you call me?

What did you do with the handcuffs?

What do think, Gordy? Doesn't Spider look a little ...parched?

What do we do with him, sir?

What do you mean...

What do you see, Fishman.

What Feds? What's going on?

What happened?

What have you kids got there?

What is that?

What is that? "We run and dance and sing and play"?

What is with these kids? Quick, the chopper!

What the hell does Reinhardt Bragdon got to do with anything?

What troop?

What would you do if you were a delivery guy...

WHAT!

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? What do you see? What do you see?

What?!

What's cooking? Ha! ha

What's happening with the children?

What's he doing?

What's the matter? You lost?

Whatever you do, just don't look down!

When there is something to do, we will do something!

When you took these kids on an overnight, you broke every rule in the book!

Where is Spider, anyway?

Where is that glue!?

Where the heck am I?

Where's Gordy?

Where's the truck, already?

Whew. Alright.

Who the hell goes to the mountains?

Who's Agatha Patterson?

Who's got a light?

Who's Max?

Who's Max?

Whoa, check out the hiking shoes! What kind are those?

Whoa, he's a monster!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa! What is this!

Why are they talking about us on the radio?

Why did you pick me?

Why the hell would you want to call me that?

Why, what's the matter, you scared?

Why?

Will you guys knock it off?

Without me ...you got no chance.

Woo! Thank you!

Work it, baby! Work it! Oh, that's good! Oh!

Would it be all right, if we called you "Spider"?

Would you move your wrinkled asses? I'm in a hurry here!

Wouldn't it be best if we camped here for the night?

Wow. That's quite a hike!

Yea, but, how are we going to beat those guys?

Yea, I am going to run you over...

Yea, it was incredible!

Yea, really!

YEA!

Yeah !!!

Yeah,

Yeah, I'll go wake the guys.

Yeah, tell us!

Yeah, that's right, I do.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah. Guys in aprons!

Yeah. Oh, yeah! Yes....But uh ...

Yep, he saved ten people from an avalanche.

Yep.

Yes, it is.

Yes, it was a bit inconvenient having them all pulled, but at $1 million dollars a tooth, I think it was well worth it!

Yes, of course I do.

Yes, you did. You stink!

Yes!

Yes.

You and I got to have a little talk, mister.

You and the kids are going to hit Yosemite and you're going to hit it hard!

You are not a coward! You are Milton Fishman, the superstud!

You are still going to be our scout leader, right?

You called me, Grabelski.

You demonstrated the kind of courage, values and honor, which are the cornerstones of the Ranger Scouts.

You got another priority package for Timberline Inc. And once again, there is a special request for you!

You got to believe me! I'm sorry!

You guys are silly.

You guys shouldn't be looking at this!

You guys, we're going on an overnight!

You haven't had one of those seizures for about 20 minutes, that's a good sign!

You just wait here for the rescue team. I will take care of the bad guy.

You kids went right pass Tenderfoot badges and on to something much greater.

You know this song will never end. Cause when it's done we start again.

You know what that is, right?

You know, if we go after Bragdon before daybreak, we'd be able to catch him by surprise.

You know, Kelsey? I think you're a hell of a scout!

You know, you've been going over there alot lately, you got a little something going on over there?

You little brats!

You may find this hard to believe, but I am a little bit of a coward!

You mean the Spider?

You mean wilderness survival?

You might say, "I'm the thin tacky line between morality and depravity."

You ring the bell, the door opens,

You still got a chance to be a fine young scout!

You will?

You're a dead man!

You're going to need to use these.

You're not going to leave that on the floor, are you?

You're such a shrimp!

You're up early.

You're wrong! We give a damn! Fire!

You've got to stop goofing around like this.

Your down to your last package and you pull up to the house and it's a huge mansion...

Your in luck. I found it.

Your right.

1, 2, 3, 4.

4, 44! ... 4, 44!

10AM, guaranteed!

30 years of scouting tells me, we've made up a good chunk of ground.

A little cooler than my mom, huh? Oh, yeah!

Another surprise! Don't worry. It'll get better.

Barnhill, you're so full of it! You're such a B.S.er!

Can you teach me how to whittle?

Cause I brought graham crackers... What the hell am I doing here?

Climbed Mount Everest. Tell us. Please...

Did you bring a pretty pink umbrella in case it starts to rain?

Did you just rip one? I did not!

Do you know him at all? No.

Does any one go with you? Are there any witnesses? No...

FBI, you're under arrest! There's a fire in there!

Gordy? Max!

Grabelski, you're living in a dream world! So?

Help! Hold on, honey!

Hey Grabelski! The boss is looking for you.

Hey. You. Don't move!

Huh? Yea, she's right!

I can't! Reach and I'll grab you!

I demand that you do something! You demand?

I don't have... Take what you need.

I don't know. Somebody must know?

I'm going to! If I could just, I'm going to .. What's up boss?

I'm scared! Believe me, I'm scared too.

Is there any way of protecting yourself, so you're not blindly walking into a trap? No...

It was gross, I'm telling you. It was really, really gross!

It's a clove hitch. Ah, thank you.

It's him. Oh, no!

Make sure he drinks the whole thing. Don't be scared.

Max! Gordy!

Max! Hey kid!

Mom! Gordy?

Mr. Erickson!

Mr. Jarecki... Huh?

Nice dolls!

Oh boy! Oh boy!

Oh rejected! Ha! ha!

Oh, thank you! You look Lovely today.

Oh, yeah. Well, almost.

Oh! Oh! Ok, what do we do now?

Oh? Alright.

OK. Grab a hold of the wheel! Are you nuts?

Ranger Scouts. Yes. Um ..can I rent a Scout Leader?

See anything? Not yet, sir.

Sounds weird... No, sounds pretty cool!

Spider? Wake him up!

There's another package of money! Save it for some one who cares!

Those kids are nuts! Forget about the kids! Let's find Grabelski!

Throw your packs in the river! What are you doing? They'll think we're dead!

To Devils Peak! All right! Let's go!

We caught, Mad Max! He's over here!

We gotta move faster, man, come on! No!

We're going with you! Yeah! We're going too!

What are we going to do? We got to jump!

What are you doing! Oh Dear me! Somebody get her some water!

What is the matter with you?

Where's he going? Something's not right...

Why are you blaming me? Don't make me climb down there!

Will you please be quiet and let him speak?

Yea, we could beat him up... We could dissect him!

You do know this stuff is permanent! Do it!

You lying, irresponsible..!! Ok, we'll get to know each other later.

... remain with Scout Troop 12.

...and I'll be on my way!

...steep!

...where are you?

...who are being held hostage by a psychotic murderer!

...you are a disgrace to the FBI!

...you in here?

"Belay myself off "?

"Devils Peak"

"H" is two longs and one short.

"I am an inconsiderate person"

(exhales!)

[ muffled ] (Oh, my God, he's an idiot!)

[Palmer] I think I pulled something.