💬 What About Bob? (1991)

A Baby Step grand action!

A beach ball

A brilliant sociopath...

A dog

A doodle

A frog

A log

A lot of people freeze on TV, dad!

A mass murderer!

A noodle

A patient! A patient!

A what?

Absolutely!

After I don't kill you, you'll show up again.

After you're back from Fire Island, huh?

Ah wait, wait a second,

Ahh, you see Bob,

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ahoy!

Ahoy! I sail!

Ahoy!?

All I have to do...

All right, I'll call you at 4 o'clock.

All right, it's 2 o'clock

All right, now, I don't want any of you

All right, put him through.

All right! All right!

All right! All right! Gosh!

All right.

All the art to hang,

Alright, careful, hold it, hold it, wait!

Also,

Am I gonna die?

And Bamby.

And Bob, I'll be back.

And do exactly as I say!

And Doctor Marvin accidently pushed me in,

And don't call me Leo.

And extreme need for family connections,

And follow it to the letter, Doctor's orders.

And go back to New York.

And grabbed it out from under us.

And I can do anything!

And I did!

And I didn't listen,

And I have one patient I'd like to refer to you.

And I put in Leo, I mean Dr Marvin's refrigerator...

And I wasn't any fun,

And I'm a walking proof of that!

And I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me just because you're crazy enough to be fun!

And I'm ready!

And I'm very happy to be on your program.

And if it isn't, call Dr Harmon,

And in the space of the last hour, both of my children

And it feels right because you're leaving.

And Leo Marvin.

And Marie, what is so special about Lake Winnipesaukee?

And move

And my daughter, Anna,

And my son... hmm

And my wife Fay,

And now he's in there,

And now I'd like him to go.

And now, because of this man

And Rita.

And sailing with his family.

And sit in the seat.

And so am I.

And so forth...

And tell him that I'm on hold on the other line, could you please?

And that Bob Wiley was...

And that's my sister, Lily.

And the patient says, well, you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!

And then I'll eat him Bob!

And then Ronny,

And then wait for me in that coffee shop.

And these are our children, Anna and Siggy.

And this is Bob and Bob was just leaving.

And this is Kenneth?

And this is my daughter Anna. Hi.

And those phony bombs mean that...

And those who don't.

And tied up...

And we've been talking with Bob Wiley

And when you get to the hall,

And with Dr Marvin is Bob Wiley

And you don't even know if he likes you or not?

And you know why...

And you'll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a schmuck

And younger!

And, I spent the day swimming,

And... my bladder explodes...

Anna accused me of being insensitive.

Anna go get the car right now!

Anna, Anna, Anna!

Anna! Come here please!

Anna?!

Anna...

Anywhere!

Are you afraid of death?

Are you all right?

Are you married?

Are you saying you'd rather work mornings?

Are you sure I'm not imposing?

Aren't I?

Arms out... straight...

As it is for me to appear on Good Morning America.

As long as I'm in my apartment, I'm OK.

As long as it's ok with my doctor?

Attention you need to solve all your problems

Author of the newest sensation in therapy in Baby Steps.

Baby step throughout the office, Baby step throughout the office.

Baby Step to 4 o'clock...

Baby Step.

Baby stepping down the stairs.

Baby Steps get on the bus..

Baby Steps in the bus...

Baby Steps in the isle...

Baby steps into the elevator,

Baby steps onto the elevator,

Baby steps out the door,

Baby steps through the office,

Baby steps to the elevator,

Baby steps to the elevator.

Baby steps to the hall.

Baby steps, baby steps,

Baby steps, out of the office.

Baby steps!

Baby Steps?

Baby steps.

Baby Steps.

Baby Steps...

Back to you Joan.

Barely...

Barf breath douche mouth!

Bastard dooshbag, twat, numbnuts, dickhead, bitch!

Be he's loven it up here!

Be very quiet!

Because he's a patient!

Because it's time!

Belch breath!

Bend your knees.

Bend your knees. Very good.

Better call it a night.

Betty

Betty you know better than that...

Betty, hi!

Big fan of Baby Steps Therapy.

Bill the usual rates for the interview and $29.95 for the book.

Blurred vision, involuntary trembling,

Bob Wiley is your father's patient.

Bob Wiley! I'd like you to meet your new pal, Dr Tomsky.

Bob you saved him!

Bob, Dr Marvin's out of town, and Dr Harmon's taking his calls.

Bob, I can't give out that number.

Bob, I do not see patients on vacation, ever!

Bob, I'd like you to... take a long look around you...

Bob, if this is really an emergency,

Bob, just please...

Bob, rising shine! Come on!

Bob, the doctor patient relationship is based on trust...

Bob, there is a ground breaking new book, that has just come out.

Bob, there's an old saying,

Bob, we agreed that I would call you!

Bob, we'd love for you to spend the night.

Bob, why do you think Leo attacked you like that?

Bob, your behavior is completely inappropriate,

BOB!

Bob!

BOB!

Bob! Bob!

BOB! COME ON BOB! GET UP!

BOB! GET UP!

Bob! You are testing my patience!

Bob?

Bob.

Bob...

Bob... Wiley...

Boob?

Book is not really meant to work that quickly...

Boy they sure do come out of the wood work when you're famous.

Bravo!

Burn Burn Burn!

Burn in hell Dr Marvin!

But a vacation

But can't we just have a little talk?

But don't be mad...

But don't worry, no matter how long it takes, I'm gonna stay on and help out the family. I'll just be the daddy!

But he did leave a note, however,

But he said he lost your number and then it was urgent.

But I'm just worse than usual this time, really bad.

But I'm not a schmuck, Bob!

But I'm staying at the Guttman's When I told them what you said, they insisted.

But I've lost his phone number.

But I've stopped everything in order to teach you how to dive.

But if you shoot me, then our therapy will be over!

But it did work that way. That's the miracle... of...

But it lacks the intensity that you and I generate together.

But maybe, she left me?

But we've been thinking that... however irrational the reasons, Leo is so upset with you right now that,

But when I am, I admit it.

But when I go out, I get... weird!

But with you! Finally, I'm ready!

But you could call him on the other line,

But you said in your office that I could call you Leo.

But you're back!

But,

But, if your friend is a good sailor, and the craft to sea worthy...

But, it reminds me of my favorite poem, which is...

But, with diving, what's the thing?

But!

But...

Butt head!

By the State of New York, I pronounce you man and wife.

Bye Anna!

Bye Bob!

Bye bye Bob!

Bye bye.

Bye bye... so long!

Bye!

Bye.

Call it a case of show business nerves.

Call me Bob.

Can I speak to you outside for just one second?

Can we talk to him?

Can you hear me?

Can you make sure he's home by 7?

Carswell!

Catherine, that's easy for you to say!

Catherine! You have been duped, by a textbook narcissist.

Cecilia,

Characterized by acute separation with anxiety,

Check it out! I'm in really bad shape!

Cheeeeeeeeeeese!

Cigarette Bob?

Claire, if a Bob Wiley calls, schedule him for a short interview

Close to the edge, that's it! Remember what we learned last year.

Cock a doodle doo!

Cold sweats,

Come back to us!

Come here, look.

Come here.

Come on Bob!

Come on Bob! Come on! Bob.

Come on Bob! Get Up! Bob!

Come on Bob.

Come on dad! We're taking a picture!

Come on please! Please!

Come on sweetheart, he's just a little bit afraid of it!

Come on sweetie.

Come on sweetie. Come on.

Come on toes off, close to the edge.

Come on, come on... turn around!

Come on, here we go.

Come on, take off your robe.

Come on, you know they don't mean it.

Come on! I come so far!

COME ON! IT'S 6 O'CLOCK! RISING SHINE RISING SHINE!

Come up, come up

Congratulations Le... Dr Marvin!

Cool.

Could you get that tomato off there please?

Dad, are you okay?

Dad, can I...

Dad, what happened?

Dad! Where are you?

Dad?

Dad's Back! Daddy!

Daddy it's me, Anna!

Daddy you're all right?

Daddy, I was with my friends!

Dead hands, numb lips,

Deal with that hall,

Detective Roberts, from homicide, I have some questions about a Bob Wiley.

Did I say that? I'll drive him!

Did you find a tooth brush?

Did you get him out of the lake?

Did you see me dive dad?

Did you see me dive?

Did you see that? Here, I'm gonna do it again!

Didn't I tell you? I sailed on my first try.

Difficulty breathing, difficulty swallowing,

Dingleberry butt!

Do a lot of people use this car?

Do I?

Do we have enough to feed the entire film crew here?

Do we work afternoons?

Do you Bob Wiley take Lily Marvin, to be your lawful wedded wife, to love honor and cherish 'til death do you part?

Do you care which bed?

Do you ever heard of turrets syndrome?

Do you freeze up and, turn into wood when you're around a good looking guy

Do you have a Dacron pillow?

Do you know him?

Do you know how fast time goes?

Do you Lily Marvin take Bob Wiley to be your lawful husband, to love honor and cherish 'til death do you part?

Do you want to come sailing with me on my friend George's boat?

Doctor

Doctor Leo Marvin!

Doctor Leo Marvin?

Doctor Marvin!

Doctor Marvin! Doctor Marvin!

Doctor Marvin's wife.

Doctor, it's Betty again,

Doctor, it's your wife on the phone

Doctor!

Does it work?

DOH!

Don't break the connection, just hang up and try again!

Don't give me pills... I already have pills.

Don't panic, I know what to do!

Don't think about everything you have to do

DON'T TOUCH MY SISTER!

Don't worry, I got him.

Don't worry.

Don't you get it? He faked suicide!

Don't you realize, that everything he's done,

Don't you understand? This man is crazy!

Dorothy,

Dr Albert Schweitzer,

Dr Harmon is covering for me

Dr Leo is a genius!

Dr Leo Marvin!

Dr Leo Marvin.

Dr Marvin is on vacation in New Hampshire.

Dr Marvin to see Dr Tomsky.

Dr Marvin,

Dr Marvin, Bob can we have you for a minute in please?

Dr Marvin, Bob Wiley.

Dr Marvin, Dr Marvin, guess what!

Dr Marvin, how's the weather up there?

Dr Marvin, please don't be angry, this is Bob.

Dr Marvin, this is Betty at your exchange,

Dr Marvin, what a great idea!

Dr Marvin!

Dr Marvin! I'm sailing!

Dr Marvin.

Easy fellow, we're almost there.

Elevator?

Especially you Betty.

Even if you do it as an accident, it's OK.

Even though you are an almost paralyzed,

Every single time a problem arises,

Everybody, let's go...

Everyone in the car! Come on!

Exactly 4 o'clock! It's better. Okay

Exactly how does Baby Steps work on someone like Bob?

Exactly how it could help.

Exactly what kind of case is it Carswell? He's not psychotic is he?

Exactly!

Except when he's up here in Lake Winnipesaukee.

Excuse me doctor, but there is a Dr. Carswell Fensterwald on the phone.

Excuse me officer...

Excuse me Phil, but with these particular symptoms, is PROZAC the right choice?

False alarm.

False alarm... sorry.

Family conference is over.

Family conference!

Fay and Anna and Siggy, come here! Oh, Fay... I'm ahh... can they?

Fay, Anna, would you please excuse us?

Fay, are we sitting down?

Fay, don't you get it, he's a patient!

Fay, I have to go, just another colleague on the phone.

Fay, I need your opinion, rifle or bust?

Fay, this is so scrumptious.

Fay, you know where my new tooth brush is?

Fay!

Fay?

Fay...

Fellows, I have convulsions, my bladder is feeling funny!

Fever blisters,

Fine, Lenny let's not shoot this fireplace. Let's set up over here and shoot.

Fingernail sensitivity,

For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow,

For instance, um...

For the first time in my life, I feel like there's hope.

For the first time since Esalen, I feel free!

For yesterday,

For your hospitality

Free!

From all the horror in this world, what difference does it make?

From my problems.

Geronimo!

Get a handle on things.

Get back! Get back!

Get in the car!

Get out of the car!

Get out of this room,

Get out!!

GET OUT!!

Get Out...

Gil...

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, I need, I need, I need!

Give me...

Go ahead Bob.

Go ahead.

Go to the bus station, buy yourself a ticket home

Go to the Edge!

Go to the emergency room.

Go to the ER, but please, do not call me here again.

Going on national television tomorrow as an expert in human behavior,

Good bye Bob.

Good bye dear.

Good Bye Mary.

Good bye rat dick suck nut!

Good bye, Bob!

Good Bye, Bob!

Good Bye.

Good Morning America will be here at 7 o'clock!

Good Morning America's here!

Good morning Doctor Marvin!

Good Morning Dr Marvin, Bob.

Good Morning Gil.

Good night fellows. Mrs M?

Good, glad we're all in agreement,

Good.

Green puking piss ant!

Gretchen,

Had a little car trouble.

Had committed suicide.

Hah!

Halcium, Seconol?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MARVIN!

Happy birthday Leo!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEO!

Happy birthday Leo!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Harder! Maybe with your knee more!

Have a great vacation family!

Have a seat.

Have patience...

Have told me that they hate me.

He actually had me stay here last night in his jammies.

He bought our dream house!

He can borrow my slicker!

He can't believe what's going on.

He didn't dive?

He draws a picture of a tree, what do you think of that one?

He is FUN!

He just needs someone brilliant, Leo.

He mentioned the name Betty

He pays early, he comes on time.

He probably just want you to beat it, that's all.

He probably just want you to dive, because you're afraid of diving.

He swoop down with his bag full of money,

He was a very sweet guy,

He won't see me, that's why I'm waiting for the phone call.

He won't see you?

He... a bowl... he's been locked in for about 8 hours!

He's a patient. He lives down the road.

He's a sweet guy!

He's about to scream.

He's already called Dr Marvin, twice, he's your next appointment.

He's been under a lot of stress, Fay,

He's dying!

He's furious.

He's just a little bit nervous about his interview tomorrow.

He's never gone!!

He's not at the dock!

He's not downstairs!

He's not gone! That's the all point!

He's perfectly harmless! Maybe a little neurotic, but

He's says Good Morning America is definitely coming to Lake Winnipeusaukee.

He's turning blue!

Hello

Hello Bob!

Hello Bob.

Hello Doctor Marvin!

Hello Leo! Long time no see!

Hello Mary, I'm Bob.

Hello?

Hello.

Here he comes, Thursday night 7 o'clock, don't forget OK? Bye bye

Here is the fam'. The Marvins.

Here you go, come on, hang tight fella.

Here's the one who made it happen.

Hey No! No! No!

Hey, paper boy, this was on the porch.

Hey, you're Bob Wiley aren't you?

Hey! Didn't I see that guy on TV?

Hi Bob!

Hi, nice to meet you.

Hi!

Hi! I'm Bob!

Hi! I'm Marie Grady.

Hi! You're Anna, aren't you?

Hi.

His book, his interview, which frankly, didn't go so well...

Hit him harder! Jump higher!

Hmm... great biscuits huh Bob?

Hold on a second honey.

Honey,

Honey, he can't walk in this!

Honey, I love you! Breath!!

Honey, it's just kids being kids.

Honey, relax!

Honey, we have enough to feed the entire network.

Honey, you're a mess! Are you all right?

Honey! Where's Bob?

Hot sweats,

How about it?

How long have you been a patient of Dr Marvin's?

How many ways can I make that clear?

How much is this?

How would you feel about you and me having a little talk?

How?

How's your brood?

Hum, Bob, Tell us your impressions of Baby Steps.

Hurry, Hurry!

I am going to blow you up!

I can help you, yes.

I can only hold him for 24 hours Leo, without staff corroboration.

I can't believe I'm hearing this!

I can't Bob, at this time, give you the kind of the****utic

I can't trust you anymore.

I can't, Dr Marvin doesn't want...

I can't, I'm totally paralyzed!

I certainly hope you appreciate him.

I didn't ear it go off!

I didn't realize you were in a straight jacket!

I do!

I don't even think Dr Marvin know what the heck's going on,

I don't get upset!

I don't know if it will help, but, try.

I don't know! He's been tense today,

I don't like being a party poop but tomorrow is very important

I don't think it's such a good idea to have a patient on with me.

I don't understand...

I don't want Bob for dinner Fay.

I don't want Bob for dinner. Fay!

I don't want to be rude, but maybe it's time for Bob to sing his way home!

I don't want to have to see this! No please!

I don't want to hear another peep out of this room!

I doubt that!

I dove!

I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful

I feel good.

I feel like I can be somebody.

I got it.

I got so excited I forgot to bring you with me!

I gotta go to work

I had every right to buy this house!

I have a Bob Wiley on the line

I have a real big problem moving.

I have an urgent call from your sister

I have no idea what I'm going to wear on the TV show,

I have no ther plans.

I have not!

I have problems, the same as anyone else.

I have problems.

I have to speak with him right away, it's urgent...

I have trouble touching things.

I have Valium if you need it.

I just let the boat do the work, that was my secret.

I just never gave up hope!

I knew coming up here was the right thing to do...

I know a great teacher.

I know it should be in the bathroom but it is not in the bathroom!

I know it was meant to be!

I know that Betty,

I know that I shouldn't be calling...

I know we can't work. But let's get the friendship going.

I know you don't like flattery but,

I know you won't listen to your father, but you always listen to me.

I mean it.

I mean what's with him and diving?

I mean, for all we know, the guy could be a...

I mean, GET OUT!

I mean, I nearly drowned. My whole life flashed before my eyes.

I need a bowl!

I need feedback!

I said... Good Morning Gil.

I sail now?

I sail?

I saw your picture, I'm Bob!

I see.

I think Bob and I have something to talk about.

I think both looks are wonderful, sweetie!

I think I do look younger than that picture.

I think I'd like to spend a little time with you,

I think it's a fireplace shot.

I think the greatest challenge aside for the writing,

I think the greatest challenge to me, aside from writing, was inviting...

I think there's really only 3 names

I thought about what you said!

I thought I made it clear to you,

I thought I told you to stay away from Bob Wiley!

I thought you were born grown up daddy!

I thought you were dead!

I told him that Doctor,

I told you, I like the rifle, I think it's a symbol of virility.

I walk through the kitchen...

I want some peace and quiet!

I want to apologize to you for that terrible outburst

I want to think about my interview tomorrow!

I want you out of here by 6:30 do you understand me?

I want you to get on that bus and go back to New York.

I want you to take that prescription out

I was 6 like yesterday...

I was a total disaster

I was certainly wasn't ready for Malestine or Miller or Hill.

I was insensitive,

I was supposed to call Dr Marvin,

I was thinking of something by the fire?

I will negotiate and I will compromise... but defeat?

I will not apologies to Bob.

I will not be defeated!

I worked very hard to get where I am, you understand me?

I worry about diseases, so,

I would like you all to accept my apology.

I'd love one.

I'll apologies to Bob.

I'll be peace.

I'll be quiet.

I'll call you!

I'll get it!

I'll get the phone, I'll get the phone.

I'll have to ask him some questions too.

I'll see you in a month.

I'll see you in New York, in my office

I'll take it from here!

I'm a big fan, I watch your stuff all the time!

I'm a failure.

I'm a sailor! I sail!

I'm all by myself.

I'm all locked up!

I'm all tied up inside...

I'm all tied up...

I'm anxious because I haven't figured out how to get food yet,

I'm Baby Stepping... I'm doing the work!

I'm baby stepping... I'm not a slacker!

I'm Betty.

I'm Bob,

I'm completely alone.

I'm crazy about you.

I'm divorced.

I'm doing the right thing!

I'm expecting a phone call!

I'm Fay Marvin.

I'm Fay.

I'm fine! Really, thank you for asking! I'm fine now!

I'm giving you back your admitting form, Leo,

I'm giving you permission to take a vacation, Bob.

I'm going to die!

I'm going to die...

I'm gonna do it right now.

I'm gonna explode!

I'm happy again...

I'm Home!

I'm Howy Catrell the director. And this is our producer Lenny Burns.

I'm in the elevator,

I'm married, Leo!

I'm not gonna let go until you're ready OK?

I'm not gonna shoot you Bob! I don't think I can shoot anybody!

I'm not ready. You hear me? I'm not ready! Don't drop me! I'm not ready!

I'm not worried about that in the least! I'm sure your entire staff will corroborate!

I'm on vacation at lake Winnipesaukee!

I'm on vacation!!

I'm relaxed!!

I'm sailing!

I'm singing in the rain...

I'm sorry about barging in here like this.

I'm sorry Da... Leo... Dr Marvin.

I'm sorry dad.

I'm sorry Leo.

I'm sorry Mr Wiley, but Dr Marvin's out of...

I'm sorry to disturb you but,

I'm sorry, don't be mad,

I'm sorry.

I'm sure he can help you.

I'm sure that you can see

I'm truly sorry.

I'm very excited!

I've got the greatest vacation with you all!

I've never been on a boat, and I don't think I can handle it!

I've never seen him like this, Phil...

If anyone here, knows any reason why these two should not be joined together in the holy matrimony

If I don't...

If I fake it, then I don't have it!

If I knew where you were.

If I meet somebody that I don't think likes me, I say to myself, Bob, this one's just temporarily out of order.

If I really need to, I can have somebody from NHPD to drop by.

If I...

If there's anyone I know who could win the Nobel Prize, it's you.

If you drop me, I'll prosecute!

In 2 hours.

In his house.

In Lake Winnipesaukee, New Hampshire

In my home, I'd like you to call me Dr Marvin.

In my office after Labor Day.

In one month!

In order to get out of the building,

In public places it's almost impossible.

In the House.

In your methods.

In...

Intensive psychotherapy.

Into the wind, with the sky and everything.

Introductory interview,

Involuntary shouting profanity?

Is everything all right honey?

Is finding ways to make the ideas within it accessible to laymen as well as my colleagues.

Is it just you and me? Or is it you and everybody?

Is it male of female? It's a female! What, do you think I'm weird or something?

Is it something I said?

Is take... one little step at a time,

Is that I'm gonna kill ya!

Is that your family?

Is the one right inside of you.

Is this a fake hang up?

Is this hand shucked?

Is this some radical new therapy?

Is this your family?

Is to get on this bus,

Is, this.

Isn't someone calling you?

Isn't that a cry for help?

It feels right because you're here

It is not that that's making me snippy!

It just make my lips numb to think about it.

It means setting small reasonable goals for yourself

It only worked that quickly with Boob.

It says,

It seems to be!

It sounds great!

It was a disaster, Fay!

It was a long ride wasn't it? I know, you need stretch...

It was an interesting morning, fruitful,

It was the service.

It works!

It's a beautiful family.

It's a combustible relationship isn't it?

It's a fake hang up.

It's a lot to bite off all at once.

It's a tremendous shot in the arm for my book.

It's all right... otherwise.

It's as important for me to see you dive...

It's been a long time since I've had a talk with my daughter.

It's been a real pleasure!

It's Bob!

It's exceptionably rare...

It's fireplace shot fellows!

It's going to happen.

It's just that there's been some confusion,

It's my Martha's Vineyard, right?

It's not just this book.

It's not the joke yet! Wait a second...

It's not you, it's me.

It's probably going to be a short interview anyway,

It's so hard Bob, but...

It's so right that you and I have come together, isn't it right Dr Marvin?

It's still grim.

It's supposed to be easy.

It's the compassion.

It's the dignity, it's the wisdom.

It's the horse sense,

It's the summer home of Dr Leo Marvin.

It's this man.

It's your publisher,

July 31st, Bob Wiley,

Just a second, don't rush it.

Just a second, this is my first dive.

Just going to town.

Just me and the family

Just me and you?

Just read Baby Steps.

Just singing in the rain...

Just temporarily disconnected, that's all!

Just us.

Keep me posted!

Kick your feet, Bob!

Killer!

Lake Winnipesaukee next week to interview me.

Lake Winnipeusaukee

Later!

Lean forward.

Lean... lean

Leo

Leo Marvin really is...

Leo, do you know that man?

Leo, honey, it's 1 o'clock in the morning...

Leo, honey, just because you're going on television tomorrow

Leo, I see salt and pepper, is there a salt substitute?

Leo, it's for the kids.

Leo, it's me Lily, your sister!

Leo, why are you so hostile to the poor man?

Leo!

Leo! Long time no see, huh?

Let's get in the car! Come on!

Let's take a walk!

Letting Bob into this house.

Lifestyle reporter with Good Morning America.

Lily!!

Lily? I was close.

Lily? What's wrong?

Listen Leo, I'm quitting my practice for a while, I'm leaving town.

Listen, his name is Bob Wiley

Look everybody, I'm not wrong often

Look how happy he is!

Loose consciousness or black out or

Main building, Doctor, they're expecting you.

Manhattan exchange.

Marie, you're wise,

Marvin!

Mashed potatoes and gravy, Marie. I couldn't be happier about Baby Steps.

Maybe he went for a walk!

Maybe I didn't leave her because she likes Neil Diamond,

Maybe I'm morning from my lost childhood.

Maybe some mass murderer got him. Nobody sees him coming and then "SNAP!"

Maybe you should check in here for a few days...

Me either.

Me too.

Me too...

Millions and millions of people

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday?

More fish anyone?

Mother Teresa of Calcutta probably,

Much sooner in your case.

Multi phobic personality that is in a constant state of panic,

Multiphobic personality,

Murderer!

My book.

My dad, he just dropped me in the water, without warning me first.

My ex wife loves him.

My name is Bob and you are?

My publisher thinks it's gonna happen.

My sister?

Nausea...

New Hampshire!

New Pal? What's wrong with my old pal?

Nice to meet you, Bob!

No I'm not!

No it wasn't, you were wonderful, sweetie!

No no no no no!

No problem Dr Marvin... we can still use the fireplace.

No we won't get out! We won't... you deserve it!

No wonder the Guttmans want it!

No, city fish.

No, don't!

No, I don't want to call you Boob.

No, I'd love to!

No, it's not like I'm making him jump out of an airplane...

No, No, I don't get angry...

No, no, no... that's going too far!

No, these aren't for you! They're for Fay!

No, you should have never have let him sleep in your pajamas, Leo!

No!

No! Get in there! They're waiting for us!

No! I don't need any Valium!

No! I really don't want to call him Boob,

No! No... nothing like that!

No! Too messy!

No!!

No!!!

No...

No... it's not great.

No... no...

Nobody here.

Not a vacation from daily life,

Not crazy.

Notice anything different about me?

Now bend up the knees, bend your waist, hands out, step on the board.

Now Bob's gone.

Now can I eat breakfast, I'm supposed to go sailing on George's boat.

Now clearly, to come on national television live

Now hold my shirt, I'll show you what you're supposed to do...

Now walk up to our edge.

Now,

Now, Dr Marvin.

Now, here's your chance to show them what kind of guy

Now, it's perfectly natural for a patient to bond with his analyst!

Now, not everything in this book, of course, applies to you, but,

Now, what I would like you to do

Now, you're saying that maybe,

Of Baby Steps.

Of everyone, actually.

Of the guy.

Oh boy!

Oh come on, Leo!

Oh dad! The car is still at the marina.

Oh daddy! Not here!

Oh Damn! Son of a Bitch!

Oh Gosh!

Oh Great! Another vacation that is not a vacation...

Oh I think so!

Oh Leo, how horrible.

Oh man! This is really pressure.

Oh my God!

Oh my God! Bob!

Oh my God! You're the greatest!

Oh my Gosh!

Oh no no no no...

Oh no, they told you...

Oh no, wait a second doctor, doctor!

Oh no! Not at all!

Oh no...

Oh wait, let me guess, I'm very good at this.

Oh well, let's not let it spoil our vacation.

Oh yeah yeah... I just...

Oh yeah! I heard about your upcoming debut!

Oh Yes! Of course I'm thrilled Lily,

Oh, Bob called here trying to reach his psychiatrist.

Oh, certainly my secretary told you?

Oh, I'm sorry

Oh, I'm very proud of Baby Steps

Oh, it's so simple!

Oh, Mrs M... you are even...

Oh, sure!

Oh, this is Gil, my fish... Sigmund.

Oh, wait a minute.

Oh, we can all certainly understand that!

Oh, well where is he?

Oh! Excuse me, I'm sorry,

Oh! Hi! I'm Mary.

Oh! Sorry!

Oh! Sorry...

Oh! The Fish!

Oh! Wait a minute!

Oh.

Ohhh no...

Ohhh on your birthday...

Ohhhhh! I really appreciate this!

OK Great!

OK, bye bye.

Ok, step out this edge.

OK... Big smiles everybody!

Okay

Okay, and bend my knees.

Okay!

Okay! I'll work him in for an interview.

Okay?

Okay...

On a boat on the lake. Way far away from the dock.

On Tuesday, we'll eat Gil.

On Wednesday, we'll eat Bob!

One

One day at a time.

One teaspoon of this stuff, can blow up a tree stump.

One tiny step at a time.

One, two, three, spring.

One, Two, Three...

Oops...

Open this door!

Or 80 years...

Or me.

Or...

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Pay you back, for all the time you spent with me.

Pelvis discomfort.

People are trying to sleep around here!

Phil, do you think Leo was surprised?

Phone Daddy...

Pile it high and deep, will you please?

Please don't take this personally.

Please, it's not the way I want it!

Poodle

Prettier than your picture...

Pretty impressive stuff Bob!

Put her through

Put your hands up like I showed you.

Rain's gotta let up soon. He can go home then.

Read it!

Real English subs by C Slim

Really appreciating you helping me on this, Catherine.

Really?

Relax Leo!

Right after I get back from my vacation.

Right is right.

Right this way.

Roses are red,

Say Carswell, how come you're quitting the business?

Second Elevator, 44th Floor.

Sedative's probably taking effect, he should be sleeping now.

See Ya.

See you later!

She liked Neil Diamond.

She never says that!

She never says that.

She's Betty.

Shit eating son of a bitch!

Shit for brains!

Should be in the bathroom.

Should I call you Dr Marvin or Leo?

Should I put my hands up?

Siggy, I have the whole house to fix,

Siggy, would you get one of you father's robes for Bob?

Sigmund! Sigmund, open this door immediately!

Snot face!

So I'm asking you not to see Bob Wiley.

So the real question is, what is the crisis, Bob?

So you're Betty.

So, the psychiatrist has a patient...

So, what you're saying is that

So, what's it like being the daughter of a brilliant analyst...

Some free association from my infancy...

Some time...

Something explodes,

Son of a bitch!

Sorry.

Speak now, or forever hold your peace.

Speech!

Spit again! Breath!

Spring

Spring!

Stand there!

Stay as far away from him as possible!

Stiff as a board.

Success, this is a beautiful morning or what?

Summer, fall, time to go dad!

Sure seems like he's staying, doesn't it?

Sure, sure! Anna would you get a pillow and some sheets for Bob?

Sure, would you like something for sleep?

Sure!

Sure.

SURPRISE!

Sweetheart, aren't you over reacting just a little bit?

Sweetie, we have a great big surprise for you!

Sweetie!

Sweetie... our house...

Take a vacation from my problems,

Take a vacation!

Take a vacation...

Talk about moving.

Talk about weird.

Than have a patient on with you!

Thank you Anna.

Thank you Claire.

Thank you Dr M.!

Thank you for calling Betty.

Thank you for coming. Thanks you.

Thank you Mr and Mrs G.!

Thank you so much.

Thank you very much ladies.

Thank you very much Marie.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Excellent!

Thank you, sweet heart.

Thank you, Thank you very much Catherine.

Thank you!

Thank You.

Thank you.

Thank You.

Thank you.

Thank You.

Thank you.

Thank You.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot! Thanks everybody, I really appreciate it!

Thanks Betty please...

That gets you! And has turned me...

That I'm a sailor?

That I'm on vacation,

That patient who called before,

That should give you a lot to digest while I'm on vacation...

That was in my office.

That was incredible!

That was nice talking to you!

That was not smart!

That was that Bob who kept calling.

That was the Bob who kept calling Dr Marvin.

That was wonderful Bob!

That's a great idea!

That's a month!

That's a very good idea!

That's a very nice likeness of you.

That's all right! I understand.

That's all right! You have to promise me that

That's Harriet...

That's it.

That's nice sweetie.

That's ok, you don't have to.

That's persistence.

That's terrible!

That's the best psychiatrist in the world,

That's the way I planned it!

That's very nice Bob.

The 'fam'.

The bags I put around your neck Bob,

The book is Baby Steps, the author is Dr Leo Marvin,

The book isn't meant to work that quick.

The camera crew is coming at 7, I want you out by 6:30!

The doctor says, you're obsessed with sex!

The gift of life!

The Guttmans brought me

The house looks good!

The last person they interviewed on vacation was Dr. Ruth.

The man is human crazy glue!

The only significant difference between those other guys and me Bob?

The problems don't go away just because I do.

The same as you.

The simplest way to put it,

The son of a bitch!

The sparks that we get one on one?

The vacation from my problems!

The worst is over!

Then, by the power vested in me...

There are two types of people in this world.

There goes the fam'.

There is nobody here.

There you go!

There's an extra bed in Siggy's room.

There's no other solution!

There's no way out of it...

There's nobody here!

There's nothing to fear.

There's one other thing I can do.

They're so nice!

Things are really clickin', huh?

This doesn't give you any right to be so snippy!

This is a bad time?

This is a great place!

This is astounding.

This is called black powder, Bob!

This is child abuse!

This is delicious!

This is Dr Marvin, what's the problem Bob?

This is even nicer than the pictures.

This is Fay and Anna and Siggy.

This is incredible!

This is my first time over the lake!

This is my first time...

This is my son Sigmund,

This is my wife Fay. Hi.

This is not pills!

This is our... home,

This is the last bus to Winnipesaukee, Bob.

This is tricky!

This isn't an appointment, I'm dropping by!

This kind of manic episode, I would think that Librium might be a more effective management tool.

This morning I'm on TV in front of

This one.

Those who like Neil Diamond...

Three

Thursday night 7 o'clock. ok?

To blow the man down...

To death, to see if what I'm feeling is normal.

To Gil and me. I didn't say thank you.

To make me better?

To save you an embarrassment.

To the left, yes!

Trust me!

Try to be home by 7.

Turkey tits!

Turn around!

Turrets syndrome.

Turrets, dad.

Two

Unfortunately, Bob committed suicide about 15 minutes ago.

Untie myself inside... inside, the emotional knots...

Until labor day.

Using his tooth brush.

V..vacation?

Vacation, Bob!

Vacation.

Very encouraged by its success.

Very good Bob, keep going.

Very good.

Very nice, Bob, thank you! Thank you!

Very nice...

Very sad, should never have happened

Violates the doctor/patient relationship?

Violets are blue,

Vulture vomit!

W.I.N.N.I.P.E.S.A.U.K.E.E.

Wait, I can't see what you're doing, will you get in front?

Wait, wait, wait!

Watch this! I can do it again!

Way to go Bobby!

We can come back in a few month and talk about your problems?

We can't be expected to understand him, he's so far above us!

We can't just make that poor fellow just sit here all night!

We don't care about the house!

We just got carried away. It'll never happened again.

We just got to figure out a way to work around your schedule,

We just think it would be best if you're not here when he wakes up.

We worked a lifetime to save for down payment

We'll show you where he lives!

We're a dying breed Leo, Good Luck!

We're all here for you Dr M. This is your night!

We're all here sweetie!

We're back and we're going now to lifestyle reporter Marie Grady...

We're like ropes on a Goodyear blimp.

We're not defending Leo's recent behavior in any way, so...

We're singing in the rain...

We're sorry, we'll stop.

We've just got to get your father through Good Morning America tomorrow.

Well he tried to commit suicide once before... maybe we should have seen it coming.

Well Joan, among other things,

Well Joan, I'm very proud of Baby Steps, and enormously gratified by its success,

Well then let's have a little talk...

Well tomorrow is the most important day of my career!

Well,

Well, can you give me a handle on it?

Well, can't we just talk?

Well, getting back will be the****utic.

Well, he's different.

Well, I fibbed a little bit...

Well, I get dizzy spells,

Well, I just picked that up.

Well, I know...

Well, I prefer facing south east.

Well, I'd just feel so much so much better

Well, is the friend you called about?

Well, it'll be after his interview so he should be relaxed,

Well, like analyzing everything...

Well, my associate, Dr Harmon, would be happy to talk...

Well, not a guy, but yes, I freeze.

Well, not diving anymore... huh?

Well, that will be easy!

Well, what if it starts up again?

Well, you're lucky you're only 12!

Well, you're upset...

Well...

Well... he...

Well... I suppose I could find an hour for him sometime after Labor Day.

What a baby schedule to keep...

What a glorious day,

What about Bob?

WHAT ABOUT BOB?

What about Bob?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing with a riffle?

What are you staring at?

What better way to show the effectiveness of your book,

What difference does it make if it's tomorrow

What do I say to someone who has turned my whole life around

What do you mean, you've already tried on everything you own!

What do you say? Feel like going for a little ride?

What does everything you see here have in common?

What else is there to be afraid of?

What I'd really like to do is put the greatness of this man in perspective.

What if I need you? What if I need to talk?

What if I wanted to write him a letter...

What if my heart stops beating?

What if... I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find it...

What is going on around here?

What is it with you and this death fixation?

What is that you're truly afraid of?

What is the matter with all of you?

What is this, isolation therapy?

What other ones are the same? Like what? Like what?

What she actually said was,

What?

What? Oh!

What? Oh! It's terrible news, Fay!

What's the big deal?

What's turrets syndrome?

When he's controlled.

When I was growing up, I thought diving was fun!

When you call me and pretend to be my sister,

When you see the title,

Where are they?

Where are you Anna?

Where we're going?

Which ever you like.

Which is spelled?

Who else am I talking about?

Who has given up so much of their time and vacation

Who is a patient and obviously a

Who is it?

Who says you'll want to talk to him

Whom I went diving with yesterday.

Why are you always wearing black?

Why do I have to dress up for this stupid show?

Why don't I start?

Why don't you sit down, it'll be a few minutes.

Why not?

Why won't you dive?

Why, exactly, are you doing this?

Why?

Why'd you need to kick Bob out of the house?

Will you stop that please!

Wish Me Luck, Gil.

With a patient, shows a remarkable amount of confidence

With Dr Carswell Fensterwald, I wasn't ready...

With Dr Rosingay and Tcheski, there wasn't time.

With our son!

With the bowl for the chicken...

Woh...

Wonder what I'm going to pick up next?

Would you have a mailing address of some kind up there?

Would you knock me out please? Just a hit in the face...

Would you like some more chicken Bob?

Would you like to talk about that?

Would you show Mr Wiley to his room please?

Would you tell Dr Marvin when he calls that I was here...

Wow!

Y'all! I am country now.

Ya, he thinks Good Morning America is coming up to

Ya, I think I do.

Ya! That's it! You're saying I'm all tied up inside!

Ye... No! It's very unusual..

Yeah dad! How much worse can it get?

Yeah, dad, don't you think you should apologies to Bob?

Yeah, don't worry! I'll feed him til he's big and fat!

Yeah, great biscuits, great corn, great potatoes.

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah...

Yes and Bob Wiley!

Yes that's good! do that!

Yes this is Bob Wiley, I'm a patient of Dr Marvin's,

Yes, Bob!

Yes, Dr Marvin, Dr Leo Marvin?

Yes, I have that.

Yes, I know Wing, thank you.

Yes, I would go sailing... yeah, let's go sailing!

Yes, I'd like the number to the Guttman's coffee...

Yes, that was Bob,

Yes, this is Sigmund and

Yes, we can,

Yes, yes it is.

Yes!

Yes.

Yet, so brilliant!

You all getting a chance to relax?

You are such a good friend! Leo is lucky to have you!

You bet I will!

You can call me Boob.

You can help me.

You could be right, I'll rewrite the prescription.

You couldn't possibly make it 3:30, could you?

You did it! You did it! Leo!

You don't want them to find a severely disturbed patient sleeping on one of my couches when they get here!

You father's... kinda fun.

You go ahead...

You got yourself here!

You have a very nice family,

You know I can't live with that kind of answer!

You know it sounds like a very intriguing process.

You know it's the same with the cardiac arrest.

You know, I treat people, as if they were telephones,

You know, I've got to tell you!

You know, that's wonderful!

You on one side and Bob on the other.

You said to leave it, remember?

You see?

YOU SEE??

You sister Lily is here from Chicago!

You sure are convincing, Dr M.!

You think he can hear us?

You think he's gone?

You think PROZAC is a mistake?

You think so too?

You think you can do it today, Bob?

You understand, don't you?

You want me to go?

You want some more salad, Bob?

You want to keep Maine all to yourself?

You were great Bob! You really were!

You were incredible! I mean dad shocked, you saved him!

You will buy your ticket and go home!

You will?

You won't go away!

You... are going to die.

You'll meet me?

You'll take care of Gil for me?

You're a great man!

You're afraid your bladder will explode?

You're angry...

You're coming with, aren't you?

You're going to die..

You're just saying you will, but then...

You're not?

You're on vacation!

You're welcome Bobby!

You've given me a great gift, Doctor!

You've got a big book out!

You've gotta be Sigmund?

You've ruined my book!

You've ruined my career!

You've ruined my life!

You've turned a perfectly peaceful house into an insane asylum!

Your book is gonna do a lot of good to a lot of people!

Your coming here is unbelievably inappropriate!

Your death therapy cured me, you genius.

Your father is the most incredible psychiatrist,

Your wife did not leave you, you left her because

2 to 4?

3 or 4 days?

3 or 4 days.

3 to 5?

4! 4 okay!

6 o'clock Bob, time to wake up, come on... let's go!

20 pounds worth!

Am I gonna die? No!

And his birthday... Exactly...

Bob listens to people! You father listens to people!

Bob Wiley is a very sensitive person! Your father's sensitive?

Bob, could I take your fish? Oh yes, thank you!

But what about Bob? What about Bob?

Buy some Kleenex. Well, you want a ride?

Bye Doctor. Thanks Again

Bye dog pissing barf... Later, testicle head bosom beaver...

Bye Lily! Bye, Bob.

Bye Lily! Good Bye

Come on! Come on Dr Marvin!

Come on! Let's call this the edge, right here, this is the edge.

Come on! No...

Could you leave the door open just a creak? Oki Doki.

Dad! Anna, I'd like to speak to you please.

Dad? Honey?

Daddy, I am just... I can't hear you!

Daddy! My God, Leo, what's gotten into you?

EMBARRASSMENT? Yeah!

Err, which way? To the left!

Fay!! Leo, you were very upset over Anna and Siggy...

Good bye Bob! Bye Anna!

Good Bye Mrs M. See you later! Bye bye Bob!

Good Morning Good Morning

Have a great vacation! You too, Bob!

Hi dad! I sail!

Hi! Where are you going?

How about that doc? Oh, Siggy...

How is he? I'm leaving a prescription for PROZAC.

How long do you stay? Just till labor day and then we all go back to New York City.

I had the most incredible dream last night! Leave!

I hope we're not too early? No! Not at All!

I think I do. I'll make up some excuse.

I'd like to talk to my daughter alone! but isn't this a break through?

I'm just having fun with my friends! And Bob Wiley.

Is this butter or margarine? Butter.

It is! It is?

It's a guaranteed cure. Wow!

It's him! Him who?

Leo are you ok? Get him off me!

Leo, do you want the breast? No no no, that's fine, eat up!

Leo... Shhh... I think it's letting up.

Leo... Shhht

Let just let him stay over... Fay!

Lilly honey, Thank you, sweetie! Oh, no problem! I'll be all right, bye.

Mom, can we have Bob over for dinner? Dinner?

No. Do you sail?

Oh Sweetie! Dr Leo Marvin!

One Please No!

Quiet, he'll hear you! So what if he hears me! It's my house isn't it?

Right over there! Dr Leo Marvin!

Screwing alone, yes. I don't want you on the show with me, do you understand?

Siggy? Siggy!

Son of a bitch! Where's Bob?

Spit it up! He's still blue!

Stiff as a board. I am stiff as a board.

Take care of yourself! Okay, and you take care of Leo!

Thank you for coming. Thank you.

Thank you for working me in. Hello.

Thank you. Thank you.

That's um... PO Box 14 Yes.

This is so sweet! It's really nice dad!

Try diving. All right, Diving.

Two Don't do it! Please!

uh huh... neat fish.

we know, sweetie... You do?

Well, may we come in? Ya! Oh sure! Absolutely.

What about the car? Leave it...

What are we up to? Death therapy Bob!

What are you doing? Quick! quick!

What? Howy, Dr Marvin's gonna have a patient on with him.

What's the trick? I don't know

Where are we going? Home!

Who's that? I don't know...

Yeah! I saw you on TV, you were great!

Yes, everything is perfectly fine. he seemed pleasant enough.

You cured me doco! Bob...

You think so Bob? Yes!

You're welcome! Thank you.

"sex", he draws a picture of a car, a house, sex, sex

What About Bob? (1991)
"What About Bob?" is a comedy film released in 1991, directed by Frank Oz. The movie follows the story of Bob Wiley, an overly dependent and neurotic patient, portrayed by Bill Murray. Bob's life takes a hilarious turn when he becomes attached to his new psychiatrist, Dr. Leo Marvin, played by Richard Dreyfuss. Driven to madness, Dr. Marvin tries to distance himself from Bob, but the persistent patient relentlessly pursues the doctor all the way to his vacation home. As chaos ensues, "What About Bob?" brilliantly explores themes of mental health, personal boundaries, and the absurdity of human behavior. The film's outstanding performances from Murray and Dreyfuss make it a must-watch comedy classic. To experience these sounds, you can play and download them here.
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