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Slaughterhouse-Five (1972) Comedy "Slaughterhouse-Five" is a thought-provoking film released in 1972, based on the iconic

Slaughterhouse-Five (1972) Comedy

"Slaughterhouse-Five" is a thought-provoking film released in 1972, based on the iconic novel by Kurt Vonnegut. This dark comedy explores the life of Billy Pilgrim, a World War II soldier who becomes unstuck in time. The movie delves into the horrors of war, showcasing its absurdity and the devastating impact it has on individuals. Starring Michael Sacks as Billy Pilgrim, the film showcases his nonlinear journey through different periods of his life. "Slaughterhouse-Five" offers a unique blend of humor and tragedy, challenging audiences to question the nature of existence and the futility of war. To immerse yourself in the sounds of this extraordinary film, you can play and download them here.

A Cadillac! A white Cadillac!
A Cadillac! A white Cadillac!
A Cadillac! Oh, Billy!
A Cadillac! Oh, Billy!
A certain man promised to have me killed.
A certain man promised to have me killed.
A complete wardrobe, and one that fits!
A complete wardrobe, and one that fits!
A fag frolic in Wyoming. I'll be there, Pilgrim, waitin' for you.
A fag frolic in Wyoming. I'll be there, Pilgrim, waitin' for you.
A G.I. knife makes a slit. Right.
A G.I. knife makes a slit. Right.
A little, maybe.
A little, maybe.
A moon child. That's your sign.
A moon child. That's your sign.
A Tralfamadorian test pilot panics, presses the wrong button,
A Tralfamadorian test pilot panics, presses the wrong button,
A what? You're on the planet Tralfamadore, Miss Wildhack.
A what? You're on the planet Tralfamadore, Miss Wildhack.
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aah, it's a lousy war, but sooner or later it's gonna be us or the communists.
Aah, it's a lousy war, but sooner or later it's gonna be us or the communists.
According to the degree...
According to the degree...
Actually, I'm quite envious of you.
Actually, I'm quite envious of you.
Ahh. Yes. Isn't he incredibly beautiful?
Ahh. Yes. Isn't he incredibly beautiful?
All of a sudden, it was like a... a ray...
All of a sudden, it was like a... a ray...
All right, son. Over here.
All right, son. Over here.
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
All right. All right. God bless you, boys.
All right. All right. God bless you, boys.
All you dog faces from the 451 st over here.
All you dog faces from the 451 st over here.
An optometrist. That's a very good field.
An optometrist. That's a very good field.
And 135,000 people dying in Dresden...
And 135,000 people dying in Dresden...
And are reunited with your loved ones.
And are reunited with your loved ones.
And cheer
And cheer
And do you know why?
And do you know why?
And got carbon monoxide poisoning.
And got carbon monoxide poisoning.
And he started cryin'... and the blood spilled out of his mouth.
And he started cryin'... and the blood spilled out of his mouth.
And he will be your line of communication with the Germans.
And he will be your line of communication with the Germans.
And he'll be responsible to the Germans.
And he'll be responsible to the Germans.
And his father passed on while Billy was in training.
And his father passed on while Billy was in training.
And I for one was going to treat myself with a good deal of self respect and survive.
And I for one was going to treat myself with a good deal of self respect and survive.
And I got this spring out of a clock, and I cut that spring up into little pieces.
And I got this spring out of a clock, and I cut that spring up into little pieces.
And I just hope I can make you real proud of me from now on.
And I just hope I can make you real proud of me from now on.
And I threw him the steak, and I waited around for around 10 minutes.
And I threw him the steak, and I waited around for around 10 minutes.
And I want to make up for it.
And I want to make up for it.
And I'd like to show my appreciation by giving you this for the policeman's fund.
And I'd like to show my appreciation by giving you this for the policeman's fund.
And if it's clear, I'll fire my carbine three times spaced.
And if it's clear, I'll fire my carbine three times spaced.
And if we're going to survive, it's up to us to concentrate on the good moments...
And if we're going to survive, it's up to us to concentrate on the good moments...
And ignore the bad.
And ignore the bad.
And it was.
And it was.
And now... I have one!
And now... I have one!
And only on Earth is there any talk of free will.
And only on Earth is there any talk of free will.
And remember, Miss Wildhack is used to the best.
And remember, Miss Wildhack is used to the best.
And remember, Miss Wildhack is used to the best.
And remember, Miss Wildhack is used to the best.
And the exhaust fell off.
And the exhaust fell off.
And the Irving book on Dresden. I was there.
And the Irving book on Dresden. I was there.
And the red is for the blood of fine American boys...
And the red is for the blood of fine American boys...
And the whole universe disappears.
And the whole universe disappears.
And then I asked one of the nurses.
And then I asked one of the nurses.
And then live again.
And then live again.
And then...
And then...
And then...
And then...
And there are many important Tralfamadorians here to welcome you.
And there are many important Tralfamadorians here to welcome you.
And there'll be this stranger.
And there'll be this stranger.
And there's gonna be this guy in a trench coat...
And there's gonna be this guy in a trench coat...
And they promised one night
And they promised one night
And they said that...
And they said that...
And those eight Army Air Force documents.
And those eight Army Air Force documents.
And want you to get well soon.
And want you to get well soon.
And what life's gonna be like without a pecker,
And what life's gonna be like without a pecker,
And when you get to Cody, Wyoming, just ask for Wild Bob.
And when you get to Cody, Wyoming, just ask for Wild Bob.
And who's out there trying to stop them?
And who's out there trying to stop them?
And you Just might remember that when we were bombing Dresden,
And you Just might remember that when we were bombing Dresden,
And you know what, Billy? What?
And you know what, Billy? What?
And you know what? I'm gonna lose weight just for you, Billy.
And you know what? I'm gonna lose weight just for you, Billy.
And you shouldn't talk about Mama...
And you shouldn't talk about Mama...
And you will always be here.
And you will always be here.
Another is I demand you get Miss Wildhack some clothing.
Another is I demand you get Miss Wildhack some clothing.
Any looting or stealing...
Any looting or stealing...
Anybody ask you the sweetest thing in the world,
Anybody ask you the sweetest thing in the world,
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
Anyway, even if he doesn't look too much like you, he's got your name.
Anyway, even if he doesn't look too much like you, he's got your name.
Anyway, it's different for a man than for a woman. I understand.
Anyway, it's different for a man than for a woman. I understand.
Arbeit! She'll love it.
Arbeit! She'll love it.
Are you hungry? I think he's hungry now. Mm hmm.
Are you hungry? I think he's hungry now. Mm hmm.
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
Are you mating now?
Are you mating now?
Are you mating now?
Are you mating now?
Arouse!
Arouse!
Attaboy!
Attaboy!
Attention, please. You are having a visitor.
Attention, please. You are having a visitor.
Aufstiegen.
Aufstiegen.
Aw, she looks awful nice.
Aw, she looks awful nice.
Back at the camp, the men chose me... Go back in line.
Back at the camp, the men chose me... Go back in line.
Based on your own integrity and almost compulsive honesty.
Based on your own integrity and almost compulsive honesty.
Be right in. To a patron of the departmentstore
Be right in. To a patron of the departmentstore
Because the war consists of continual petty humiliations.
Because the war consists of continual petty humiliations.
Because we want it! Will you mate?
Because we want it! Will you mate?
Besides being quite lovely, it's quite safe.
Besides being quite lovely, it's quite safe.
Besides, I'm in love up there.
Besides, I'm in love up there.
Besides, there isn't any war production in Dresden.
Besides, there isn't any war production in Dresden.
Better get in quickly, Bill. His right pupil no longer reacts to light.
Better get in quickly, Bill. His right pupil no longer reacts to light.
Big smile now. Big smile!
Big smile now. Big smile!
Billy actually found it in Germany during the war.
Billy actually found it in Germany during the war.
Billy Pilgrim. Billy, it's nice to have you aboard.
Billy Pilgrim. Billy, it's nice to have you aboard.
Billy, lam talking to you!
Billy, lam talking to you!
Billy, look at this!
Billy, look at this!
Billy, tell 'em about it. Oh, go ahead, darling, tell them.
Billy, tell 'em about it. Oh, go ahead, darling, tell them.
Billy, you time tripping again?
Billy, you time tripping again?
Billy, you're wonderful.
Billy, you're wonderful.
Billy!
Billy!
Billy!
Billy!
Billy!
Billy!
Billy! Billy, I can't go out like this.
Billy! Billy, I can't go out like this.
Billy! Billy, Mama's here.
Billy! Billy, Mama's here.
Billy! What is this?
Billy! What is this?
Billy?
Billy?
Billy?
Billy?
Billy? Billy?
Billy? Billy?
Billy? Do you like this?
Billy? Do you like this?
Billy.
Billy.
Billy. Billy, sweetheart.
Billy. Billy, sweetheart.
Billy. Billy! Come here.
Billy. Billy! Come here.
Billy. Billy? Billy?
Billy. Billy? Billy?
Billy. Billy. Want a snack? But Johnny Fedora lost Alice Blue Bonnet
Billy. Billy. Want a snack? But Johnny Fedora lost Alice Blue Bonnet
Billy. We've just had a baby boy!
Billy. We've just had a baby boy!
Bless you, boys.
Bless you, boys.
Blood pressure is falling off.
Blood pressure is falling off.
Blue is for the American sky.
Blue is for the American sky.
Boy, what you just said...
Boy, what you just said...
Boy's all twisted up inside.
Boy's all twisted up inside.
Bum, bum, bum, bum Nothin' about me
Bum, bum, bum, bum Nothin' about me
Bum, bum, bum, bum There'll be some changes
Bum, bum, bum, bum There'll be some changes
Bum, bum, bum, bum. So from now on there'll be a change in me
Bum, bum, bum, bum. So from now on there'll be a change in me
Bum, bum. My walk will be different My talk and my name
Bum, bum. My walk will be different My talk and my name
But did you make this bow? Never mind the bow. Follow the yellow brick road.
But did you make this bow? Never mind the bow. Follow the yellow brick road.
But he had some awful experiences.
But he had some awful experiences.
But he's interested in outer space.
But he's interested in outer space.
But I have to take it in here and let it out a little here.
But I have to take it in here and let it out a little here.
But I have to take it in here and let it out a little here.
But I have to take it in here and let it out a little here.
But I really mostly want you to enjoy yourself.
But I really mostly want you to enjoy yourself.
But I've changed a lot, Dad.
But I've changed a lot, Dad.
But she drives a Cadillac!
But she drives a Cadillac!
But the door gunner walked away.
But the door gunner walked away.
But there is not going to be any talking to German.
But there is not going to be any talking to German.
But we'd rather die than eat your dung,
But we'd rather die than eat your dung,
But we're all Americans...
But we're all Americans...
But you don't understand! We've got our clearance for the takeoff.
But you don't understand! We've got our clearance for the takeoff.
But you know... Sure, Dad. I know.
But you know... Sure, Dad. I know.
By God, boy, you're a good soldier.
By God, boy, you're a good soldier.
By God, Pilgrim. You're really gonna do it.
By God, Pilgrim. You're really gonna do it.
By God, Will Bob's proud of you.
By God, Will Bob's proud of you.
By God, you deserve it. You really do.
By God, you deserve it. You really do.
Bye, sweetheart. Have a good time. Bye. Bye, hon. Okay.
Bye, sweetheart. Have a good time. Bye. Bye, hon. Okay.
Bye.
Bye.
Can ya hear me, Pilgrim?
Can ya hear me, Pilgrim?
Can't I have any privacy? What have you got there?
Can't I have any privacy? What have you got there?
Can't you see you're frightening her?
Can't you see you're frightening her?
Careful. Get away, Spot.
Careful. Get away, Spot.
Cautery.
Cautery.
Christ. All he does in his sleep...
Christ. All he does in his sleep...
Cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads and the bridges.
Cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads and the bridges.
Cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads and the bridges.
Cleared the forests, drained the swamps, built the roads and the bridges.
Cold? I'll tell you!
Cold? I'll tell you!
Come along. I keep forgetting wars have always been fought by children.
Come along. I keep forgetting wars have always been fought by children.
Come here, Spot. Come on.
Come here, Spot. Come on.
Come on, boy! Come on, Spot.
Come on, boy! Come on, Spot.
Come on, Mama! Follow.
Come on, Mama! Follow.
Come on, Robert!
Come on, Robert!
Come on, Spot. You can do it.
Come on, Spot. You can do it.
Come on! Come on, boy!
Come on! Come on, boy!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Jump in. Come on. Jump!
Come on. Jump in. Come on. Jump!
Come on. Oh, Billy. You're always up to something.
Come on. Oh, Billy. You're always up to something.
Confidence you've showed by... chosing... choose... by having chose me here today.
Confidence you've showed by... chosing... choose... by having chose me here today.
Congrats, Billy. What was his name, hon?
Congrats, Billy. What was his name, hon?
Could we have the night canopy, please?
Could we have the night canopy, please?
Couple of years go by, and one day there's gonna be a knock on his door,
Couple of years go by, and one day there's gonna be a knock on his door,
Dad, I I did the right thing, joining up.
Dad, I I did the right thing, joining up.
Dad, I think what Barbara and I would really like to know...
Dad, I think what Barbara and I would really like to know...
Dad, listen.
Dad, listen.
Dad, will you come to Mom's grave with me?
Dad, will you come to Mom's grave with me?
Dad!
Dad!
Dad! Hey, w wait a minute, Dad.
Dad! Hey, w wait a minute, Dad.
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
Dad?
Dad? Dad? Papa!
Dad? Dad? Papa!
Daddy, are you home? Maybe he isn't.
Daddy, are you home? Maybe he isn't.
Daddy, are you there?
Daddy, are you there?
Daddy, honestly!
Daddy, honestly!
Daddy, you should consider yourself lucky.
Daddy, you should consider yourself lucky.
Daddy, you should really stay with us.
Daddy, you should really stay with us.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Dames'll be climbin, all over him.
Dames'll be climbin, all over him.
Damn fine rifleman. Fine rifleman, Pilgrim.
Damn fine rifleman. Fine rifleman, Pilgrim.
Did I ever tell you what happened to the dog? It's hot.
Did I ever tell you what happened to the dog? It's hot.
Die blonde Haar. Bringen Sie Marine.
Die blonde Haar. Bringen Sie Marine.
Diener?
Diener?
Dirty sons of bitches. Bureaucratic bastards.
Dirty sons of bitches. Bureaucratic bastards.
Do you actually go... All the way to my death. I've seen it many times.
Do you actually go... All the way to my death. I've seen it many times.
Do you find Massalina unattractive?
Do you find Massalina unattractive?
Do you hear me, Pilgrim?
Do you hear me, Pilgrim?
Do you miss her?
Do you miss her?
Do you think you can do it?
Do you think you can do it?
Does it look like I found him, Stanley? Well, I just thought...
Does it look like I found him, Stanley? Well, I just thought...
Does not seem so very much when put against over five million Allies who had to die!
Does not seem so very much when put against over five million Allies who had to die!
Don't be so egocentric.
Don't be so egocentric.
Don't ever answer the door. You tell 'em what happens.
Don't ever answer the door. You tell 'em what happens.
Don't fool around with any oo la las.
Don't fool around with any oo la las.
Don't get so uptight. Jesus!
Don't get so uptight. Jesus!
Don't mind the silver paint. They did that for a skit about Cinderella.
Don't mind the silver paint. They did that for a skit about Cinderella.
Don't worry about your father, Barbara. I'm sure he's alright.
Don't worry about your father, Barbara. I'm sure he's alright.
Don't worry, soldier.
Don't worry, soldier.
Don't you ever sell him short, son.
Don't you ever sell him short, son.
Dresden is a beautiful city.
Dresden is a beautiful city.
Dresden, after the bombing.
Dresden, after the bombing.
Dresden.
Dresden.
Dresden. At Dresden, B.C.!
Dresden. At Dresden, B.C.!
Each day, you will be given a working assignment...
Each day, you will be given a working assignment...
Eins, zwei! Eins, zwei! Eins, zwei!
Eins, zwei! Eins, zwei! Eins, zwei!
Electric burr.
Electric burr.
Even though we don't belong to a church.
Even though we don't belong to a church.
Evening. Come along inside.
Evening. Come along inside.
Everything's going to be all right. Leave the driving to us.
Everything's going to be all right. Leave the driving to us.
Except that it gets wiped out too.
Except that it gets wiped out too.
Fall in here. It's your old colonel, boys. It's Wild Bob.
Fall in here. It's your old colonel, boys. It's Wild Bob.
Farewell....
Farewell....
Feelin' better?
Feelin' better?
Feuer!
Feuer!
Find him?
Find him?
Fine family man, and I'm...
Fine family man, and I'm...
First in peace, first in war, and first...
First in peace, first in war, and first...
First she backed into me. Then she went the wrong way and...
First she backed into me. Then she went the wrong way and...
Follow it and find out. Billy!
Follow it and find out. Billy!
Follow me.
Follow me.
Follow the yellow brick road!
Follow the yellow brick road!
Follow the yellow brick road!
Follow the yellow brick road!
Follow the yellow brick road! Oh, Billy! Come on. Follow it.
Follow the yellow brick road! Oh, Billy! Come on. Follow it.
For $23.94
For $23.94
For example, many years ago...
For example, many years ago...
For factory, cleaning or mail.
For factory, cleaning or mail.
For God's sakes, lady! Why'd you jam on your brakes? Look what you've done!
For God's sakes, lady! Why'd you jam on your brakes? Look what you've done!
For true love will come smiling through
For true love will come smiling through
Four fifty first.
Four fifty first.
Funf is English five.
Funf is English five.
Funf.
Funf.
Funf.
Funf.
Gassing millions?
Gassing millions?
Gear it down, fella. These Germans can be awfully mean.
Gear it down, fella. These Germans can be awfully mean.
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Get the stretcher! Quick!
Get the stretcher! Quick!
Get your hands off me! An officer's place is with his men!
Get your hands off me! An officer's place is with his men!
Give me something to do.
Give me something to do.
Give us this day our daily......
Give us this day our daily......
Go on without me. I'll be all right.
Go on without me. I'll be all right.
God bless you, boys! Bless ya, boys!
God bless you, boys! Bless ya, boys!
God, Dad. To think that you lived. It's a miracle.
God, Dad. To think that you lived. It's a miracle.
Goddamn it, Lily!
Goddamn it, Lily!
Goddamn! Get outta the way!
Goddamn! Get outta the way!
Good boy, Billy. Thanks.
Good boy, Billy. Thanks.
Good dog, Spot.
Good dog, Spot.
Good night, dear.
Good night, dear.
Good.
Good.
Good. Hold it. Look out here now. Can you get the sign in?
Good. Hold it. Look out here now. Can you get the sign in?
Goodness!
Goodness!
Got it!
Got it!
Great, as long as I could wear that fag outfit!
Great, as long as I could wear that fag outfit!
Guess that's all it takes.
Guess that's all it takes.
Guess you better go.
Guess you better go.
Had us in the pen for three weeks in our Skivvies.
Had us in the pen for three weeks in our Skivvies.
Hail, hail the Yanks are here
Hail, hail the Yanks are here
Happy birthday, hon. Happy birthday, Mom!
Happy birthday, hon. Happy birthday, Mom!
Has he ever said anything about Catholics?
Has he ever said anything about Catholics?
Haven't you got enough stuff? What if we get caught?
Haven't you got enough stuff? What if we get caught?
He claims that well over 100,000 people were burned to death in the fire.
He claims that well over 100,000 people were burned to death in the fire.
He don't look like one. I'm not! I'm an American.
He don't look like one. I'm not! I'm an American.
He has always pressed it, and he always will.
He has always pressed it, and he always will.
He owns the Ilium School of Optometry where Billy was going.
He owns the Ilium School of Optometry where Billy was going.
He seemed pretty drowsy.
He seemed pretty drowsy.
He tried to chew out his own insides, and I said,
He tried to chew out his own insides, and I said,
He wanted to come here. Don't get your self all upset. Daddy!
He wanted to come here. Don't get your self all upset. Daddy!
He was at the top of his class in optometry when this happened.
He was at the top of his class in optometry when this happened.
He was in Dresden when it was bombed.
He was in Dresden when it was bombed.
He'll be a big hero.
He'll be a big hero.
He'll get back home after the war.
He'll get back home after the war.
He's an old man now, living not far from here.
He's an old man now, living not far from here.
He's building a brand new home for them on the lake for a wedding present.
He's building a brand new home for them on the lake for a wedding present.
He's driving me crazy.
He's driving me crazy.
He's engaged to a very rich girl.
He's engaged to a very rich girl.
He's her Billy
He's her Billy
He's her vow Happy anniversary.
He's her vow Happy anniversary.
He's insane, and tonight he'll keep his promise.
He's insane, and tonight he'll keep his promise.
He's not bothering me. I like dogs.
He's not bothering me. I like dogs.
He's perfect. Every bit of him.
He's perfect. Every bit of him.
He's read all of the publicity associated with my appearance.
He's read all of the publicity associated with my appearance.
He's ready, Doctor. You're going to sleep now, Billy.
He's ready, Doctor. You're going to sleep now, Billy.
He's shaved and prepped, Doctor.
He's shaved and prepped, Doctor.
He's the only one we actually caught.
He's the only one we actually caught.
He's took off.
He's took off.
Hear you had a pretty beastly time in Bondem. Jerry put on quite a show.
Hear you had a pretty beastly time in Bondem. Jerry put on quite a show.
Hello, Billy. Hello.
Hello, Billy. Hello.
Hello, Spot. Yeah.
Hello, Spot. Yeah.
Hello.
Hello.
Her beauty was sought by the girl she was bought by Spot!
Her beauty was sought by the girl she was bought by Spot!
Her name's Valencia. Valencia Merble. Her father's Lionel Merble.
Her name's Valencia. Valencia Merble. Her father's Lionel Merble.
Her pancakes.
Her pancakes.
Here we go, Billyboy. I'll take you out. Time to sinkorswim!
Here we go, Billyboy. I'll take you out. Time to sinkorswim!
Here. Try some of this.
Here. Try some of this.
Here. What is this?
Here. What is this?
Herr Kommandant.
Herr Kommandant.
Hey, Billy. I think we've begun the life of a new hero.
Hey, Billy. I think we've begun the life of a new hero.
Hey, come on, Billy. We're on our way.
Hey, come on, Billy. We're on our way.
Hey, hey. Hey.
Hey, hey. Hey.
Hey, let me see your license! I haven't got time!
Hey, let me see your license! I haven't got time!
Hey, Pilgrim! You hear me?
Hey, Pilgrim! You hear me?
Hey, that's good. Hold that kiss.
Hey, that's good. Hold that kiss.
Hey, that's nice. You got a girl back home?
Hey, that's nice. You got a girl back home?
Hey, that's really something. Yeah.
Hey, that's really something. Yeah.
Hey, what about Coventry? What about Rotterdam?
Hey, what about Coventry? What about Rotterdam?
Hey, you fuckin' goon! All right. I'm takin' em off!
Hey, you fuckin' goon! All right. I'm takin' em off!
Hey, you guys. We're there.
Hey, you guys. We're there.
His closest friend was killed there.
His closest friend was killed there.
His right eye was dillating and his blood pressure was up.
His right eye was dillating and his blood pressure was up.
Hof.
Hof.
Hof... funf.
Hof... funf.
Honestly, to show this kind of junk at a family drive in. It's disgraceful!
Honestly, to show this kind of junk at a family drive in. It's disgraceful!
Honey, I don't know. That's what they told me.
Honey, I don't know. That's what they told me.
Honey, I'm sure... Daddy!
Honey, I'm sure... Daddy!
Honey, why did they keep Dresden a secret for so long?
Honey, why did they keep Dresden a secret for so long?
Honey. What... Stanley!
Honey. What... Stanley!
How about a little kiss? A little kiss?
How about a little kiss? A little kiss?
How are you, Dad? I'm fine.
How are you, Dad? I'm fine.
How can Ich eat with your old man around?
How can Ich eat with your old man around?
How can you tell? Because I'm a woman.
How can you tell? Because I'm a woman.
How did I get here? There is no "how, " Mr. Pilgrim. There is no why.
How did I get here? There is no "how, " Mr. Pilgrim. There is no why.
How did you get here?
How did you get here?
How long will they keep us here? I don't know.
How long will they keep us here? I don't know.
How would you like to come back to America after this war as heroes?
How would you like to come back to America after this war as heroes?
How? I don't know, uh...
How? I don't know, uh...
Howard Campbell, Junior.
Howard Campbell, Junior.
Huh!
Huh!
Huh? Can ya hear me, Pilgrim?
Huh? Can ya hear me, Pilgrim?
Huh? What? Wake up, wake up. Wake up!
Huh? What? Wake up, wake up. Wake up!
I am not going to subject myself to that filth...
I am not going to subject myself to that filth...
I appreciate what you said to them about me.
I appreciate what you said to them about me.
I can always tell, you know, when you've been time tripping.
I can always tell, you know, when you've been time tripping.
I can't help it.
I can't help it.
I can't stand that animal! He's ruined three carpets, two pairs of shoes...
I can't stand that animal! He's ruined three carpets, two pairs of shoes...
I can't understand why he'd do such a thing.
I can't understand why he'd do such a thing.
I couldn't stay out. Not with the Nazis and Japanese...
I couldn't stay out. Not with the Nazis and Japanese...
I did.
I did.
I didn't vote for you, Derby. Good. Now, who's next?
I didn't vote for you, Derby. Good. Now, who's next?
I didn't, I... I'm sure you didn't.
I didn't, I... I'm sure you didn't.
I died in Philadelphia, where I was giving a speech on the subject of Tralfamadore.
I died in Philadelphia, where I was giving a speech on the subject of Tralfamadore.
I don't doubt it, Mrs. Pilgrim.
I don't doubt it, Mrs. Pilgrim.
I don't have one. Everybody's got one!
I don't have one. Everybody's got one!
I don't know because we can't leave the dome.
I don't know because we can't leave the dome.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. You don't know? How come?
I don't know. You don't know? How come?
I don't mean to be impolite, but how come you're in the army?
I don't mean to be impolite, but how come you're in the army?
I don't see you shedding any blood, Campbell.
I don't see you shedding any blood, Campbell.
I don't think he would of.
I don't think he would of.
I don't think it will come as a surprise to anyone...
I don't think it will come as a surprise to anyone...
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't want to take the boy down to the station.
I don't want to take the boy down to the station.
I dont't wanna take up your time, I know how hungry you are. Food's not much though, is it?
I dont't wanna take up your time, I know how hungry you are. Food's not much though, is it?
I found this down there. There's not a chip on it. It's pretty, isn't it?
I found this down there. There's not a chip on it. It's pretty, isn't it?
I give you the Tralfamadorian greeting:
I give you the Tralfamadorian greeting:
I got some food back there.
I got some food back there.
I got tired of telling them, and I joined up.
I got tired of telling them, and I joined up.
I guess I haven't been the best of sons.
I guess I haven't been the best of sons.
I have just come back from the Russian Front, so I'll make it short.
I have just come back from the Russian Front, so I'll make it short.
I have to stay here?
I have to stay here?
I just moved up. Let me see your dog tags.
I just moved up. Let me see your dog tags.
I just wanna go home. But we want you with us!
I just wanna go home. But we want you with us!
I know there's gonna be meetings,
I know there's gonna be meetings,
I know when you were in the war you must have had experiences.
I know when you were in the war you must have had experiences.
I know you and Mom worried about me a lot.
I know you and Mom worried about me a lot.
I know you, don't I? What's your name?
I know you, don't I? What's your name?
I know. I know.
I know. I know.
I like it.
I like it.
I love my son, Billy.
I love my son, Billy.
I made a promise to myself:
I made a promise to myself:
I mean, h how far do you go?
I mean, h how far do you go?
I never saw anything like it. It's lovely.
I never saw anything like it. It's lovely.
I never thought anybody would ever marry me.
I never thought anybody would ever marry me.
I nominate Paul Lazzaro.
I nominate Paul Lazzaro.
I prayed every night. Mr. Rosewater.
I prayed every night. Mr. Rosewater.
I really thought that. But you proved me wrong.
I really thought that. But you proved me wrong.
I said, ... Hey, boy. I'm not mad. Come on. Let's be friends....
I said, ... Hey, boy. I'm not mad. Come on. Let's be friends....
I said, ... Hey, boy. I'm not mad. Come on. Let's be friends....
I said, ... Hey, boy. I'm not mad. Come on. Let's be friends....
I stuck it into the steak. Way inside. I went to where they had that dog tied up.
I stuck it into the steak. Way inside. I went to where they had that dog tied up.
I stuck it into the steak. Way inside. I went to where they had that dog tied up.
I stuck it into the steak. Way inside. I went to where they had that dog tied up.
I surrender!
I surrender!
I surrender!
I surrender!
I surrender! I surrender!
I surrender! I surrender!
I think it's the war.
I think it's the war.
I thought she'd brought home a first class loser!
I thought she'd brought home a first class loser!
I thought you were a teacher. Oh, come on.
I thought you were a teacher. Oh, come on.
I told you he should not be left alone.
I told you he should not be left alone.
I un nominate Lazzaro.
I un nominate Lazzaro.
I used to tell my students there, s a monster loose in the world.
I used to tell my students there, s a monster loose in the world.
I vowed each day I would brush my teeth, shave my beard,
I vowed each day I would brush my teeth, shave my beard,
I want volunteers for the Free American Corps.
I want volunteers for the Free American Corps.
I want you to know I will do my best to live up to the...
I want you to know I will do my best to live up to the...
I want your attention.
I want your attention.
I was down in Palm Springs at a home of a producer friend of mine,
I was down in Palm Springs at a home of a producer friend of mine,
I was here. What's it like up here?
I was here. What's it like up here?
I was imagining things and I was...
I was imagining things and I was...
I was thinkin' of a girl. He wanted to kiss me.
I was thinkin' of a girl. He wanted to kiss me.
I was told to take charge.
I was told to take charge.
I will not tolerate that kind of language in front of me, goddamn it!
I will not tolerate that kind of language in front of me, goddamn it!
I wonder if my father were still alive if, uh...
I wonder if my father were still alive if, uh...
I wouldn't tell anybody this, of course, but...
I wouldn't tell anybody this, of course, but...
I wouldn't tell anybody this, of course, but...
I wouldn't tell anybody this, of course, but...
I... I can't find them. He's a Kraut!
I... I can't find them. He's a Kraut!
I'd like that.
I'd like that.
I'd like to ask you... I know we're all of different faiths,
I'd like to ask you... I know we're all of different faiths,
I'll be all right. But, Daddy, be realistic.
I'll be all right. But, Daddy, be realistic.
I'll be fine. Just for one night?
I'll be fine. Just for one night?
I'll be fine. Just for one night?
I'll be fine. Just for one night?
I'll be very busy.
I'll be very busy.
I'll call you after we've been able to determine the extent of the damages.
I'll call you after we've been able to determine the extent of the damages.
I'll drive you there. No! It's in Vermont, stupid!
I'll drive you there. No! It's in Vermont, stupid!
I'll get revenge for you.
I'll get revenge for you.
I'll make you so happy. Just wait and see.
I'll make you so happy. Just wait and see.
I'll see what I can do.
I'll see what I can do.
I'll talk some turkey to that boy.
I'll talk some turkey to that boy.
I'll tell you one thing. We don't mince phraseologies at Boston Trade and Industrial.
I'll tell you one thing. We don't mince phraseologies at Boston Trade and Industrial.
I'm a chaplain. Assistant chaplain. What's your name?
I'm a chaplain. Assistant chaplain. What's your name?
I'm a Tralfamadorian, Miss Wildhack.
I'm a Tralfamadorian, Miss Wildhack.
I'm afraid so.
I'm afraid so.
I'm coming to you , Billy. I'm coming!
I'm coming to you , Billy. I'm coming!
I'm coming to you!
I'm coming to you!
I'm coming. Robert!
I'm coming. Robert!
I'm Doctor Ellenbogen. Your father's gonna be all right.
I'm Doctor Ellenbogen. Your father's gonna be all right.
I'm glad we waited too.
I'm glad we waited too.
I'm going to be so sexy.
I'm going to be so sexy.
I'm gonna lose weight! Oh, I'm really gonna, Billy. I love you. I love you.
I'm gonna lose weight! Oh, I'm really gonna, Billy. I love you. I love you.
I'm gonna pepper your Radcliffe ass with buckshot if I ever catch you smoking again!
I'm gonna pepper your Radcliffe ass with buckshot if I ever catch you smoking again!
I'm gonna scout that farmhouse.
I'm gonna scout that farmhouse.
I'm just not ready.
I'm just not ready.
I'm not going to commit myself to an institution. Dad, I wasn't...
I'm not going to commit myself to an institution. Dad, I wasn't...
I'm so ashamed of that now. Really, I am.
I'm so ashamed of that now. Really, I am.
I'm so big here.
I'm so big here.
I'm so glad I waited.
I'm so glad I waited.
I'm sorry, Dad. Forget it.
I'm sorry, Dad. Forget it.
I'm stayin' with my men.
I'm stayin' with my men.
I'm still giving him D5W.
I'm still giving him D5W.
I'm sure you did, son.
I'm sure you did, son.
I'm the American kommandant.
I'm the American kommandant.
I'm the first to admit it.
I'm the first to admit it.
I'm... afraid so.
I'm... afraid so.
I've always wanted a white Cadillac!
I've always wanted a white Cadillac!
I've got a boy your age seeing action in the South Pacific.
I've got a boy your age seeing action in the South Pacific.
Ich bin Amerikanische soldat.
Ich bin Amerikanische soldat.
Ich bin the American kommandant.
Ich bin the American kommandant.
If it weren't for Tralfamadore, I might have needed an institution.
If it weren't for Tralfamadore, I might have needed an institution.
If she's cold, we can always regulate the temperature.
If she's cold, we can always regulate the temperature.
If that isn't the most obscene vulgar... Oh!
If that isn't the most obscene vulgar... Oh!
If we don't steal it, the Russians will.
If we don't steal it, the Russians will.
If we had a real stove, Billy,
If we had a real stove, Billy,
If you can get the damages from the church, I'd pay for that.
If you can get the damages from the church, I'd pay for that.
If you know this, can't you keep the pillot from pressing...
If you know this, can't you keep the pillot from pressing...
If you protest,
If you protest,
If you think that death is a terrible thing,
If you think that death is a terrible thing,
In 25 minutes, the whole thing cracks up.
In 25 minutes, the whole thing cracks up.
In event of emergency, you will say Schlachthof funf.
In event of emergency, you will say Schlachthof funf.
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In German Continues]
In the entertainment business.
In the entertainment business.
In the window of a departmentstore Get it!
In the window of a departmentstore Get it!
Is a very good philosophical way of life.
Is a very good philosophical way of life.
Is he trying to blow my mind?
Is he trying to blow my mind?
Is just a collection of moments all strung together in beautiful, random order.
Is just a collection of moments all strung together in beautiful, random order.
Is quit and surrender and apologize.
Is quit and surrender and apologize.
Is to ignore the bad times and concentrate on the good.
Is to ignore the bad times and concentrate on the good.
Isn't he beautiful?
Isn't he beautiful?
It came down like, like a stone.
It came down like, like a stone.
It can't last forever, can it?
It can't last forever, can it?
It gives me a pain: Weeping over Dresden and not give a damn about our own losses!
It gives me a pain: Weeping over Dresden and not give a damn about our own losses!
It kills you.
It kills you.
It looked like the end of the world.
It looked like the end of the world.
It looks like the pressure's coming up now.
It looks like the pressure's coming up now.
It might be embarrassing to you.
It might be embarrassing to you.
It probably came from some poor old Jew.
It probably came from some poor old Jew.
It starts the whole marriage off on the right foot.
It starts the whole marriage off on the right foot.
It was darn funny. It was a lot of singin' and dancin' and crazy stuff.
It was darn funny. It was a lot of singin' and dancin' and crazy stuff.
It was love at first sight Come on! Come on!
It was love at first sight Come on! Come on!
It was very difficult, but he came through in good shape.
It was very difficult, but he came through in good shape.
It wasn't quite like that. I was drafted. Oh?
It wasn't quite like that. I was drafted. Oh?
It would be fatal to you if you left the dome.
It would be fatal to you if you left the dome.
It... It's all right! It's all right!
It... It's all right! It's all right!
It's a nice yard.
It's a nice yard.
It's an open city with out war industries or troop concentrations.
It's an open city with out war industries or troop concentrations.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
It's been almost four years since I was taken prisoner. True of most of us here.
It's been almost four years since I was taken prisoner. True of most of us here.
It's by far the safest place to be until we get this all over with.
It's by far the safest place to be until we get this all over with.
It's exactly like the one we had at home. The one your son Johnny broke?
It's exactly like the one we had at home. The one your son Johnny broke?
It's gonna crash. I organized this charter; I'm responsible... Do you want to be removed?
It's gonna crash. I organized this charter; I'm responsible... Do you want to be removed?
It's natural to assume that this has had a contributing effect on his present condition.
It's natural to assume that this has had a contributing effect on his present condition.
It's not that I didn't want to go, I just wanted to finish school first.
It's not that I didn't want to go, I just wanted to finish school first.
It's pretty comfortable, isn't it? It's fine.
It's pretty comfortable, isn't it? It's fine.
It's revenge.
It's revenge.
It's terribly important that you understand that.
It's terribly important that you understand that.
It's the Land of Oz.
It's the Land of Oz.
It's time forme tobe dead for a little while...
It's time forme tobe dead for a little while...
It's too big for one man in his condition. He wanted to be left alone.
It's too big for one man in his condition. He wanted to be left alone.
It's what I've always wanted!
It's what I've always wanted!
Ja, schweine! Verfluchen schweine!
Ja, schweine! Verfluchen schweine!
Ja, wohl.
Ja, wohl.
Ja! Lacheln. Lacheln. Lacheln. Ja.
Ja! Lacheln. Lacheln. Lacheln. Ja.
Jerry tried to humiliate you.
Jerry tried to humiliate you.
Jesus, Dad! I'm on the john.
Jesus, Dad! I'm on the john.
Jesus!
Jesus!
Johnny Fedoramet Alice Blue Bonnet
Johnny Fedoramet Alice Blue Bonnet
Join the men from Dover till the war is over
Join the men from Dover till the war is over
Just beyond those trees there's a farmhouse.
Just beyond those trees there's a farmhouse.
Just outside our camp.
Just outside our camp.
Just so glad we waited.
Just so glad we waited.
Keep themselves going. Putting on shows. Gilbert and Sullivan.
Keep themselves going. Putting on shows. Gilbert and Sullivan.
Killing men, women and children.
Killing men, women and children.
Kinda hot.
Kinda hot.
Krauts!
Krauts!
Lads. Lads. Hey, Billy!
Lads. Lads. Hey, Billy!
Last I heard, Joe was somewheres on the Alagash.
Last I heard, Joe was somewheres on the Alagash.
Lazzaro! L a z... Out!
Lazzaro! L a z... Out!
Lazzaro. Right.
Lazzaro. Right.
Lazzaro. Yeah.
Lazzaro. Yeah.
Leave me alone! I'll take, em off! I'm warnin' ya, pal.
Leave me alone! I'll take, em off! I'm warnin' ya, pal.
Let me have some saline.
Let me have some saline.
Let's get the fuck outta here! Wait!
Let's get the fuck outta here! Wait!
Let's get the pressure off. Are the instruments ready? Yes, Doctor.
Let's get the pressure off. Are the instruments ready? Yes, Doctor.
Let's make another burrhole right here.
Let's make another burrhole right here.
Let's see how we doin' the next five or 10 minutes.
Let's see how we doin' the next five or 10 minutes.
Life has no beginning,
Life has no beginning,
Like one time when a chopper got hit by Charlie,
Like one time when a chopper got hit by Charlie,
Listen, I have a friend who's not only a doctor,
Listen, I have a friend who's not only a doctor,
Listen, pal. I only stood up back there to tell you that one day your doorbell's gonna ring,
Listen, pal. I only stood up back there to tell you that one day your doorbell's gonna ring,
Listen. I think we'll take care of your father till he's able to take care of himself.
Listen. I think we'll take care of your father till he's able to take care of himself.
Listen. We Americans have got to stick together.
Listen. We Americans have got to stick together.
Look at him!
Look at him!
Look at this! Perfect. There's not a chip on it.
Look at this! Perfect. There's not a chip on it.
Look. We're not going to put on a show for you. That's one thing.
Look. We're not going to put on a show for you. That's one thing.
Looks good. Hold it.
Looks good. Hold it.
Lord knows how it got there, and Lord knows why somebody didn't find it before.
Lord knows how it got there, and Lord knows why somebody didn't find it before.
Lousy drunk son of a bitch! God, I hate these charter flights.
Lousy drunk son of a bitch! God, I hate these charter flights.
Made today
Made today
Makes a slit that don't close up. Gee, that's great.
Makes a slit that don't close up. Gee, that's great.
Mama! Mama!
Mama! Mama!
Mama! Mama!
Mama! Mama!
Margaret's a very understanding woman.
Margaret's a very understanding woman.
Margaret's the only woman I've ever known.
Margaret's the only woman I've ever known.
Massalina can give you salvation from... Oh, Robert!
Massalina can give you salvation from... Oh, Robert!
Me and the corporal and the dago, we're Americans! We don't surrender! Got that?
Me and the corporal and the dago, we're Americans! We don't surrender! Got that?
Men, I have a proposition for you.
Men, I have a proposition for you.
Miss Wildhack?
Miss Wildhack?
Miss Wildhack? Would you like something to wear?
Miss Wildhack? Would you like something to wear?
Mom would never have let him.
Mom would never have let him.
Mom, hurry.
Mom, hurry.
Mom! Come on down, Mom. Did you really make this bow?
Mom! Come on down, Mom. Did you really make this bow?
Montana Wildhack.
Montana Wildhack.
Montana. You don't meet many gentlemen...
Montana. You don't meet many gentlemen...
Montana's pregnant.
Montana's pregnant.
Move. Let's go! Get outta my way.
Move. Let's go! Get outta my way.
Mr. Pilgrim, a pleasant way to spend eternity...
Mr. Pilgrim, a pleasant way to spend eternity...
Mr. Pilgrim, if I could see you up here.
Mr. Pilgrim, if I could see you up here.
Mr. Pilgrim, we have visited 31 inhabited planets in the universe.
Mr. Pilgrim, we have visited 31 inhabited planets in the universe.
Mr. Pilgrim?
Mr. Pilgrim?
Mrs. Shaw?
Mrs. Shaw?
My Billy fell out of a plane!
My Billy fell out of a plane!
My book's gonna lay it on the line, sweetheart.
My book's gonna lay it on the line, sweetheart.
My men need me, and I'm stayin' with , em! Don't worry; it's your old colonel.
My men need me, and I'm stayin' with , em! Don't worry; it's your old colonel.
My name's Edgar Derby, son. What's yours?
My name's Edgar Derby, son. What's yours?
My name's Pilgrim. What's this scene?
My name's Pilgrim. What's this scene?
My old man did the same to me. Done me a world of good.
My old man did the same to me. Done me a world of good.
My robe, Silvio.
My robe, Silvio.
My, God, Robert. There's a party downstairs. Why don't you lock the door?
My, God, Robert. There's a party downstairs. Why don't you lock the door?
My, God! Why did he do it?
My, God! Why did he do it?
Name? Paul Lazzaro.
Name? Paul Lazzaro.
Naturally. And...
Naturally. And...
Never mind. Mom! Hurry!
Never mind. Mom! Hurry!
Never to part When I go on this diet just for you,
Never to part When I go on this diet just for you,
Nice.
Nice.
No bombs, eh, Campbell?
No bombs, eh, Campbell?
No middle and no end.
No middle and no end.
No one special.
No one special.
No shit! What's your name? His name's Pilgrim.
No shit! What's your name? His name's Pilgrim.
No, no, no. It all makes sense in a way.
No, no, no. It all makes sense in a way.
No, the rules of the Geneva Convention prohibit... Haltesmal! Haltesmal!
No, the rules of the Geneva Convention prohibit... Haltesmal! Haltesmal!
No. Billy's too modest. So I'll tell you.
No. Billy's too modest. So I'll tell you.
No. Oh, Daddy. Honestly!
No. Oh, Daddy. Honestly!
No. That's cyanide. That's worse.
No. That's cyanide. That's worse.
Nobody fucks around with Paul Lazzaro!
Nobody fucks around with Paul Lazzaro!
Nobody fucks around with Paul Lazzaro. You tell 'em!
Nobody fucks around with Paul Lazzaro. You tell 'em!
Nobody's gonna weep and wail over Dresden after they read my book.
Nobody's gonna weep and wail over Dresden after they read my book.
Nominations are now open.
Nominations are now open.
Now then, you must elect a leader. He, s going to be in charge of all this group.
Now then, you must elect a leader. He, s going to be in charge of all this group.
Now we would like the night canopy.
Now we would like the night canopy.
Now you must wear that coat as if you were proud of it. Teach him a lesson.
Now you must wear that coat as if you were proud of it. Teach him a lesson.
Now, roll over, Spot. Atta, boy. Isn't he great?
Now, roll over, Spot. Atta, boy. Isn't he great?
Now, you get down to Earth and get Miss Wildhack...
Now, you get down to Earth and get Miss Wildhack...
Of a beautiful hatbox of blue Heel. That's right.
Of a beautiful hatbox of blue Heel. That's right.
Of course he is. Daddy!
Of course he is. Daddy!
Of course you can. Follow the golden thread.
Of course you can. Follow the golden thread.
Oh, Billy! Get that goddamn mutt out of here. Get him out of here. Out!
Oh, Billy! Get that goddamn mutt out of here. Get him out of here. Out!
Oh, Billy. Oh, sweetheart. And now you've got it.
Oh, Billy. Oh, sweetheart. And now you've got it.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, Daddy! There is no such planet as Trilla flamaduke!
Oh, Daddy! There is no such planet as Trilla flamaduke!
Oh, dreadful. Dreadful.
Oh, dreadful. Dreadful.
Oh, go take a flying fuck!
Oh, go take a flying fuck!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, hell. For fear a lot of bleeding hearts...
Oh, hell. For fear a lot of bleeding hearts...
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I'm sure that's all it is.
Oh, I'm sure that's all it is.
Oh, it's a little tight. You can adjust the seat with this, see?
Oh, it's a little tight. You can adjust the seat with this, see?
Oh, Jesus! Stay off my feet, will ya?
Oh, Jesus! Stay off my feet, will ya?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God, here she comes again.
Oh, my God, here she comes again.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, no! That's too tight! Or backward.
Oh, no, no! That's too tight! Or backward.
Oh, oh. What's this?
Oh, oh. What's this?
Oh, poor Bobby.
Oh, poor Bobby.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, there's a change in the weather, there's a changein' the scene
Oh, there's a change in the weather, there's a changein' the scene
Oh, uh, look at this.
Oh, uh, look at this.
Oh, very well.
Oh, very well.
Oh, walk right, will ya? Gee, I'm sorry.
Oh, walk right, will ya? Gee, I'm sorry.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, Yank. You haven't been in the fight very long, have you?
Oh, Yank. You haven't been in the fight very long, have you?
Oh, yeah? Hey, pop, you want it so bad; you got it.
Oh, yeah? Hey, pop, you want it so bad; you got it.
Oh, yeah? Well, they don't know Paul Lazzaro.
Oh, yeah? Well, they don't know Paul Lazzaro.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes. Thank you very much.
Oh, yes. Thank you very much.
Oh, you have a very nice looking mother.
Oh, you have a very nice looking mother.
Oh, you're a moon child. I'm a what?
Oh, you're a moon child. I'm a what?
Oh, you're on my list, pal.
Oh, you're on my list, pal.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Ah.
Oh. Ah.
Oh. Well, uh, how do you do?
Oh. Well, uh, how do you do?
Oh. You like it too, Spot. Huh?
Oh. You like it too, Spot. Huh?
Okay, fellas. Move out. Move out.
Okay, fellas. Move out. Move out.
Okay, I'll be right there. Johnny would serenade Alice
Okay, I'll be right there. Johnny would serenade Alice
Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming! Daddy!
Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming! Daddy!
Okay, men. Everybody on the other side.
Okay, men. Everybody on the other side.
On Tralfamadore you learn that the world...
On Tralfamadore you learn that the world...
One of the best in the 451 st.
One of the best in the 451 st.
Ooh! Ooh! I'm sorry.
Ooh! Ooh! I'm sorry.
Or allow my children to be subjected to it.
Or allow my children to be subjected to it.
Or down. It's wonderful!
Or down. It's wonderful!
Or take the time Watkins and me decked the yard bull at White River junction.
Or take the time Watkins and me decked the yard bull at White River junction.
Or the accident, or even the war.
Or the accident, or even the war.
Otherwise, it wouldn't have seemed the same tonight. No, it wouldn't.
Otherwise, it wouldn't have seemed the same tonight. No, it wouldn't.
Over here. Schnell!
Over here. Schnell!
Paid a visit there myself before the war.
Paid a visit there myself before the war.
Parents?
Parents?
Parents? I don't got no family. I said two z, s.
Parents? I don't got no family. I said two z, s.
Perhaps you understand English.
Perhaps you understand English.
Pilgrim, get your ass over here and give me a hand!
Pilgrim, get your ass over here and give me a hand!
Pilgrim, sir. Pilgrim. Ofcourse! I remember you.
Pilgrim, sir. Pilgrim. Ofcourse! I remember you.
Pilgrim!
Pilgrim!
Pilgrim! You killed me, Pilgrim.
Pilgrim! You killed me, Pilgrim.
Pilgrim?
Pilgrim?
Pilgrim?
Pilgrim?
Pilgrim.
Pilgrim.
Pilgrim.
Pilgrim.
Pilgrim. You know why this got three sides on it?
Pilgrim. You know why this got three sides on it?
Please, please, please.
Please, please, please.
Plenty of worse places.
Plenty of worse places.
Poor old Edgar Derby. Oh, that was really awful.
Poor old Edgar Derby. Oh, that was really awful.
Practically every optometrist in Ilium was wiped out.
Practically every optometrist in Ilium was wiped out.
Prove it! Prove it?
Prove it! Prove it?
Remember that stuff in the cemetery? Geez!
Remember that stuff in the cemetery? Geez!
Remember the one that Johnny knocked off the table and broke?...
Remember the one that Johnny knocked off the table and broke?...
Robert?
Robert?
Say it, please. Schlacht. Schlacht.
Say it, please. Schlacht. Schlacht.
Says he was where?
Says he was where?
Scalpel.
Scalpel.
Schlacht is slaughter. Hof is house.
Schlacht is slaughter. Hof is house.
Schlacht...
Schlacht...
Schlacht... hof....
Schlacht... hof....
Schlachthof funf: Slaughterhouse five.
Schlachthof funf: Slaughterhouse five.
Schlachthof funf.
Schlachthof funf.
Schlachthof funf.
Schlachthof funf.
Schlachthof funf.
Schlachthof funf.
Schlachthof funf.
Schlachthof funf.
Schlachthof funf.
Schlachthof funf.
Schlachthof funf. This is Schlachthof funf.
Schlachthof funf. This is Schlachthof funf.
Schlachthof funf. You wanna know something?
Schlachthof funf. You wanna know something?
See how you like this one. ... Dear Meg,
See how you like this one. ... Dear Meg,
See. Before I needed a reason,
See. Before I needed a reason,
She died of carbon monoxide poisoning.
She died of carbon monoxide poisoning.
She died. Somebody smacked into the rear of her car...
She died. Somebody smacked into the rear of her car...
She had some kind of accident with the car...
She had some kind of accident with the car...
She was.
She was.
She's his sweetheart
She's his sweetheart
She's his Val Oh, Billy!
She's his Val Oh, Billy!
She's just about everything a man could ask for.
She's just about everything a man could ask for.
Shouldn't be reading that kind of junk, Robert.
Shouldn't be reading that kind of junk, Robert.
Shouldn't you tell 'em?
Shouldn't you tell 'em?
Silvio. Silvio. Billy!
Silvio. Silvio. Billy!
Since you're so interested in my outfit, I'll tell you what it's about.
Since you're so interested in my outfit, I'll tell you what it's about.
Slit closes up, right? Right.
Slit closes up, right? Right.
So am I.
So am I.
So I had to find out if it was the right one.
So I had to find out if it was the right one.
So if you mess him up, he's the one they're gonna be after.
So if you mess him up, he's the one they're gonna be after.
So many of them have their money in diamonds.
So many of them have their money in diamonds.
So, they'll have to bring a needle and thread. Did you hear that?
So, they'll have to bring a needle and thread. Did you hear that?
Son of a bitch dog bit me. So I got some steak,
Son of a bitch dog bit me. So I got some steak,
Spot. sit. Sit! He sang of a beautiful palace
Spot. sit. Sit! He sang of a beautiful palace
Spot. situp. He looked for her up town
Spot. situp. He looked for her up town
Stanley, he's gonna be all right!
Stanley, he's gonna be all right!
Stanley's been working night and day for you.
Stanley's been working night and day for you.
Stewardess, bring this young fella another drink!
Stewardess, bring this young fella another drink!
Stinking old dog.
Stinking old dog.
Stop the plane. No one's allowed in the cockpit, sir.
Stop the plane. No one's allowed in the cockpit, sir.
Stop!Stop!
Stop!Stop!
Sunning myself by the pool.
Sunning myself by the pool.
Take it, take it. Ouch!
Take it, take it. Ouch!
Take us home. I don't want to hear another word.
Take us home. I don't want to hear another word.
Tell him how proud I am of him....
Tell him how proud I am of him....
Tell him I know we'll all be back together again soon.
Tell him I know we'll all be back together again soon.
Th That's all there is. And the next thing, I was...
Th That's all there is. And the next thing, I was...
Thank you, Miss Wildhack. Montana.
Thank you, Miss Wildhack. Montana.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Mr. Walters. Fellow Lions.
Thank you. Mr. Walters. Fellow Lions.
Thank you. Oh! Did I hurt you?
Thank you. Oh! Did I hurt you?
Thank you. You had enough of that?
Thank you. You had enough of that?
Thanks! Uh...
Thanks! Uh...
That certainly could have a lot to do with it.
That certainly could have a lot to do with it.
That corporal.
That corporal.
That gave us an opportunity to prepare.
That gave us an opportunity to prepare.
That she died about three hours ago.
That she died about three hours ago.
That son of a bitch ditches us, I'll kill him.
That son of a bitch ditches us, I'll kill him.
That sure was a lousy joke you pulled back there about the plane crashing.
That sure was a lousy joke you pulled back there about the plane crashing.
That the victim can be identified.
That the victim can be identified.
That won't be so hard. We just make an agreement.
That won't be so hard. We just make an agreement.
That's a nice house too. That's the back.
That's a nice house too. That's the back.
That's been shed in defense of your freedom.
That's been shed in defense of your freedom.
That's my mom in our backyard.
That's my mom in our backyard.
That's right. Hi, Spot. Spot!
That's right. Hi, Spot. Spot!
That's the Hollywood starlet who disappeared, isn't it?
That's the Hollywood starlet who disappeared, isn't it?
That's the way to do it, Pilgrim. Best thing for him.
That's the way to do it, Pilgrim. Best thing for him.
That's two z, s.
That's two z, s.
That's why I'm here. And to see you.
That's why I'm here. And to see you.
That's why I'm like this. I don't want halter marks.
That's why I'm like this. I don't want halter marks.
That's why we're in Europe stopping Hitler.
That's why we're in Europe stopping Hitler.
That's, cause you're a man.
That's, cause you're a man.
The atmosphere of Tralfamadore is cyanid e.
The atmosphere of Tralfamadore is cyanid e.
The boys at the Harvard Crimson have a beautiful bit about you. Oh?
The boys at the Harvard Crimson have a beautiful bit about you. Oh?
The day that I was captured,
The day that I was captured,
The Detroit Tigers.
The Detroit Tigers.
The doctor says it's nervous exhaustion.
The doctor says it's nervous exhaustion.
The English gave me these boots for ya.
The English gave me these boots for ya.
The Germans were sending V 1 and V 2 rockets into London,
The Germans were sending V 1 and V 2 rockets into London,
The Germans! They're not your enemies. They're your allies!
The Germans! They're not your enemies. They're your allies!
The letter you wrote home. Of course. It's a miracle, isn't it?
The letter you wrote home. Of course. It's a miracle, isn't it?
The moment is structured that way.
The moment is structured that way.
The moment simply is.
The moment simply is.
The patient has been suffering from trauma...
The patient has been suffering from trauma...
The patient was a prisoner of war in Dresden when it was bombed.
The patient was a prisoner of war in Dresden when it was bombed.
The plane's gonna crash. Oh, come on, Billy boy!
The plane's gonna crash. Oh, come on, Billy boy!
The sign's in good. Okay, smile.
The sign's in good. Okay, smile.
The sign's in good. Okay, smile.
The sign's in good. Okay, smile.
The Truman statement about Hiroshima is in here,
The Truman statement about Hiroshima is in here,
The war is over. You can come out now.
The war is over. You can come out now.
Their personal effects will be tagged and given to an officer.
Their personal effects will be tagged and given to an officer.
Then he'll shoot him once in the guts and walk away.
Then he'll shoot him once in the guts and walk away.
Then see if this is so bad.
Then see if this is so bad.
Then you have not understood what I have said.
Then you have not understood what I have said.
There are dead Germans all over the place wishin' to God they'd never...
There are dead Germans all over the place wishin' to God they'd never...
There are plenty of worse places.
There are plenty of worse places.
There will be a classification...
There will be a classification...
There'll be no bombs. Churchill's nephew lives in Dresden.
There'll be no bombs. Churchill's nephew lives in Dresden.
There'll be no talkin, to Germans unless talked to.
There'll be no talkin, to Germans unless talked to.
There's Margaret.
There's Margaret.
These men... I'm the American...
These men... I'm the American...
They call you the Red Baron of military history...
They call you the Red Baron of military history...
They didn't give you a coat, Yank, they gave you an insult. Hey, son. Over here.
They didn't give you a coat, Yank, they gave you an insult. Hey, son. Over here.
They found this diamond right in the pocket of Billy's coat.
They found this diamond right in the pocket of Billy's coat.
They gave him an awful coat to wear.
They gave him an awful coat to wear.
They got everything from Sears and Roebuck.
They got everything from Sears and Roebuck.
They have a great philosophical way of life.
They have a great philosophical way of life.
They have the audacity to put me in a room with a basket case.
They have the audacity to put me in a room with a basket case.
They knocked over 14 gravestones, all told.
They knocked over 14 gravestones, all told.
They shot him for, uh... What was it, Billy?
They shot him for, uh... What was it, Billy?
They took us up to Burlington to check us out.
They took us up to Burlington to check us out.
They were married Your diamond! Why did you do it?
They were married Your diamond! Why did you do it?
They've been sending us 500 parcels a month instead of 50.
They've been sending us 500 parcels a month instead of 50.
This ain't so bad. I been in a lot worse spots than this.
This ain't so bad. I been in a lot worse spots than this.
This diamond has a story to it.
This diamond has a story to it.
This is all I can offer. Thank you.
This is all I can offer. Thank you.
This is it?
This is it?
This is Paul Lazzaro, Weary.
This is Paul Lazzaro, Weary.
This is your tag. Don't forget it.
This is your tag. Don't forget it.
This little dancer survived all this destruction.
This little dancer survived all this destruction.
This makes a three sided slit.
This makes a three sided slit.
This will fix you up.
This will fix you up.
Those little bastards!
Those little bastards!
Those that are identifiable...
Those that are identifiable...
Threatening to con quer the world.
Threatening to con quer the world.
Three years now. We've got rather a lot, actually.
Three years now. We've got rather a lot, actually.
Time travel's a bitch for you , isn't it? Particularly the war.
Time travel's a bitch for you , isn't it? Particularly the war.
To bow our heads together and pray.
To bow our heads together and pray.
To share our food
To share our food
To whom we send the number in case of death? Send it to him.
To whom we send the number in case of death? Send it to him.
To your wives and children.
To your wives and children.
Tooralei, tooralie Tooraloo Spot, sit. Sit. Stay.
Tooralei, tooralie Tooraloo Spot, sit. Sit. Stay.
Tralfam...
Tralfam...
Tralfama... Tralfamadore.
Tralfama... Tralfamadore.
Troy. Winter of '37.
Troy. Winter of '37.
Uh, and I know that my first responsibility...
Uh, and I know that my first responsibility...
Um... I was, uh...
Um... I was, uh...
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait'll I bring it home. Can you imagine how Meg's eyes will light up?
Wait'll I bring it home. Can you imagine how Meg's eyes will light up?
Want me to tell you a secret, huh?
Want me to tell you a secret, huh?
Was haben sie da?
Was haben sie da?
Was he alert in the emergency room? No, not very.
Was he alert in the emergency room? No, not very.
Was is los? Arouse!
Was is los? Arouse!
Wash my hands and face before each meal, evacuate my bowels with regularity.
Wash my hands and face before each meal, evacuate my bowels with regularity.
We ain't gonna get caught. The Krauts have all left.
We ain't gonna get caught. The Krauts have all left.
We always let him, and we always will let him.
We always let him, and we always will let him.
We bid you welcome here
We bid you welcome here
We could surrender, couldn't we?
We could surrender, couldn't we?
We could surrender. What?
We could surrender. What?
We could think about having your baby.
We could think about having your baby.
We didn't start the last war; the Nazis did.
We didn't start the last war; the Nazis did.
We got it!
We got it!
We had a couple of days notice of your arrival.
We had a couple of days notice of your arrival.
We had one like it. Used to sit... Oh!
We had one like it. Used to sit... Oh!
We hardly know each other! Do you mind if we take time to get better acquainted?
We hardly know each other! Do you mind if we take time to get better acquainted?
We have studied reports on a hundred more,
We have studied reports on a hundred more,
We haven't seen a woman or a child in all of that time. Think about that for a minute.
We haven't seen a woman or a child in all of that time. Think about that for a minute.
We hope that you'll find your accommodations here suitable.
We hope that you'll find your accommodations here suitable.
We just had a baby!
We just had a baby!
We know how the world ends, and it has nothing to do with Earth,
We know how the world ends, and it has nothing to do with Earth,
We live in the fourth dimension. But we can see you.
We live in the fourth dimension. But we can see you.
We shouldn't have left him alone.
We shouldn't have left him alone.
We were childhood sweethearts.
We were childhood sweethearts.
We would like the night canopy.
We would like the night canopy.
We'd just have to stay here...
We'd just have to stay here...
We'll eat German craw for so long, Campbell, because we have to.
We'll eat German craw for so long, Campbell, because we have to.
We'll have one hell of a reunion.
We'll have one hell of a reunion.
We're all in God's hands, dear.
We're all in God's hands, dear.
We've gotta stand up to them somewhere.
We've gotta stand up to them somewhere.
We've organized a little welcome.
We've organized a little welcome.
We've prescribed a series of 12, and we're up to number seven.
We've prescribed a series of 12, and we're up to number seven.
Weary.
Weary.
Weary's dead, Pilgrim.
Weary's dead, Pilgrim.
Welcome to the planet Tralfamadore, Mr. Pilgrim.
Welcome to the planet Tralfamadore, Mr. Pilgrim.
Well, anyway, before that,
Well, anyway, before that,
Well, I looked all over for your mom,
Well, I looked all over for your mom,
Well, I'll tell you.
Well, I'll tell you.
Well, it... it's crazy, Barbara. I... I don't understand.
Well, it... it's crazy, Barbara. I... I don't understand.
Well, men, do I have only one volunteer?
Well, men, do I have only one volunteer?
Well, then... I nominate Edgar Derby.
Well, then... I nominate Edgar Derby.
Well, they... They gave me leave to visit Mom.
Well, they... They gave me leave to visit Mom.
Well, this is it, Billy boy. It's sink or swim!
Well, this is it, Billy boy. It's sink or swim!
Well... No, don't tell me about them! It was wartime.
Well... No, don't tell me about them! It was wartime.
Well... What'll I do?
Well... What'll I do?
Were you born in the morning or the afternoon? It doesn't matter. I don't have my charts.
Were you born in the morning or the afternoon? It doesn't matter. I don't have my charts.
What about the extermination camps the Germans were running?
What about the extermination camps the Germans were running?
What are you giving him?
What are you giving him?
What are you gonna do with that? I'm gonna make a fortune!
What are you gonna do with that? I'm gonna make a fortune!
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What day? The fourth. The fourth of July.
What day? The fourth. The fourth of July.
What did you love most about her?
What did you love most about her?
What looked like the end of the world, Mr. Pilgrim?
What looked like the end of the world, Mr. Pilgrim?
What month? July.
What month? July.
What shall we call him? Billy, ofcourse.
What shall we call him? Billy, ofcourse.
What the hell is he saying now?
What the hell is he saying now?
What will the McNalley's think? What are we going to say to the McNalley's?
What will the McNalley's think? What are we going to say to the McNalley's?
What?
What?
What? Have you mated?
What? Have you mated?
What? I mean about filling a need and helping people.
What? I mean about filling a need and helping people.
What's happened?
What's happened?
What's he saying? He said he was there.
What's he saying? He said he was there.
What's her name?
What's her name?
What's that? Chaplain's assistant.
What's that? Chaplain's assistant.
What's the matter, Billy?
What's the matter, Billy?
What's the matter, faggot?
What's the matter, faggot?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's the matter? You fuckin' fairy!
What's the matter? You fuckin' fairy!
What's this?
What's this?
What's your size? I take a 10.
What's your size? I take a 10.
When did you enlist?
When did you enlist?
When do you want it? When do you want it?
When do you want it? When do you want it?
When he was a prisoner in this ...
When he was a prisoner in this ...
When I introduce our Lion's Club president for the coming year.
When I introduce our Lion's Club president for the coming year.
When the war is over, we'll talk.
When the war is over, we'll talk.
When Valencia brought you home and wanted to marry you, to tell you the honest to God truth,
When Valencia brought you home and wanted to marry you, to tell you the honest to God truth,
When were you born? What month? What month?
When were you born? What month? What month?
When you talk. you talk to your guards only.
When you talk. you talk to your guards only.
Where am I?
Where am I?
Where are they?
Where are they?
Where are you? Oh, you can't see us, Mr. Pilgrim.
Where are you? Oh, you can't see us, Mr. Pilgrim.
Where did you get this absurd garment? They gave it to me.
Where did you get this absurd garment? They gave it to me.
Where is he? Your boy's in the car, Mr. Pilgrim.
Where is he? Your boy's in the car, Mr. Pilgrim.
Where is it? Here. Just take my hand.
Where is it? Here. Just take my hand.
Where were you in school? First year of the Ilium School of Optometry.
Where were you in school? First year of the Ilium School of Optometry.
Where were you, honey?
Where were you, honey?
Where? There.
Where? There.
Where's daddy? That's right.
Where's daddy? That's right.
Where's kommandant?
Where's kommandant?
Where's mommy? Where's mommy? Wh Where's mommy?
Where's mommy? Where's mommy? Wh Where's mommy?
Which is sick and lousy and foul!
Which is sick and lousy and foul!
Which we think can be treated by electric shock.
Which we think can be treated by electric shock.
While we're experimenting with new fuels,
While we're experimenting with new fuels,
White is for the race that pioneered that continent,
White is for the race that pioneered that continent,
Who are they? They're Russian prisoners.
Who are they? They're Russian prisoners.
Who are you, pop? I'm Edgar Derby.
Who are you, pop? I'm Edgar Derby.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you? Your outfit? Where you going?
Who are you? Your outfit? Where you going?
Who is it? I don't know.
Who is it? I don't know.
Who plays third for the Tigers? The Tigers?
Who plays third for the Tigers? The Tigers?
Who? The Germans.
Who? The Germans.
Who? The one that was killed in Dresden.
Who? The one that was killed in Dresden.
Why ask him? It came in to my head.
Why ask him? It came in to my head.
Why do you avert your eyes from me, Sillvio?
Why do you avert your eyes from me, Sillvio?
Why do you wish the night canopy?
Why do you wish the night canopy?
Why don't the three of us have lunch together today?
Why don't the three of us have lunch together today?
Why don't we see if old Mother Montana can't keep you stuck right here for awhile.
Why don't we see if old Mother Montana can't keep you stuck right here for awhile.
Why you wanted to take the children to it is beyond me.
Why you wanted to take the children to it is beyond me.
Why, that's self determination and free enterprise backing itself up all the way.
Why, that's self determination and free enterprise backing itself up all the way.
Wild Bob is with you. No formalities. At ease.
Wild Bob is with you. No formalities. At ease.
Will be dealt with by a firing s quad.
Will be dealt with by a firing s quad.
Will be tagged.
Will be tagged.
Will be the same You feel all right?
Will be the same You feel all right?
Will you be quiet, please? Will you please be quiet?
Will you be quiet, please? Will you please be quiet?
With a little food and cheer you're welcome here
With a little food and cheer you're welcome here
Won't you please change your mind and come stay with us?
Won't you please change your mind and come stay with us?
Wonderful. Did you find Mother?
Wonderful. Did you find Mother?
Worse than Hiroshima. And since Billy was actually there,
Worse than Hiroshima. And since Billy was actually there,
Would have had pneumonia if we hadn't jumped the place.
Would have had pneumonia if we hadn't jumped the place.
Would say bombing it was a chickenshit thing to do.
Would say bombing it was a chickenshit thing to do.
Would you be willing to see a psychiatrist?
Would you be willing to see a psychiatrist?
Would you like to kiss me?
Would you like to kiss me?
Would you like to sit on the couch?
Would you like to sit on the couch?
Wow. Like what they have out there?
Wow. Like what they have out there?
Yeah, I admire the English.
Yeah, I admire the English.
Yeah, she is. Very nice.
Yeah, she is. Very nice.
Yeah! How'd you know about that?
Yeah! How'd you know about that?
Yeah? Well, he's gonna be dead. Out.
Yeah? Well, he's gonna be dead. Out.
Yeah? Well, I got somethin' for you to stick, Derby.
Yeah? Well, I got somethin' for you to stick, Derby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Old Spot.
Yeah. Old Spot.
Yes, cause you're doing things for people, and there'll always be a need for optometrists.
Yes, cause you're doing things for people, and there'll always be a need for optometrists.
Yes, I did. Thank you.
Yes, I did. Thank you.
Yes, Miss.
Yes, Miss.
Yes, thank you.
Yes, thank you.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You all know that communism is out to enslave the world.
You all know that communism is out to enslave the world.
You all right? I was on my way to the hospital! I missed my entrance!
You all right? I was on my way to the hospital! I missed my entrance!
You already have, Robert.
You already have, Robert.
You always take his side. Daddy! Dad!
You always take his side. Daddy! Dad!
You are acting very unnaturally.
You are acting very unnaturally.
You are here, you have always been here,
You are here, you have always been here,
You bet your boots I'm gonna do it. His mama's not gonna keep him all of his life.
You bet your boots I'm gonna do it. His mama's not gonna keep him all of his life.
You better stay in condition to keep up with B.C. Rumfoord.
You better stay in condition to keep up with B.C. Rumfoord.
You call my mom and dad in Pittsburgh, see.
You call my mom and dad in Pittsburgh, see.
You can come out now.
You can come out now.
You can make it go up... Oh, no! It's s quishing me!
You can make it go up... Oh, no! It's s quishing me!
You can't get out of your seat!
You can't get out of your seat!
You can't leave the scene of an accident, lady!
You can't leave the scene of an accident, lady!
You can't trust the ****.
You can't trust the ****.
You couldn't blame her, could you?
You couldn't blame her, could you?
You don't have to do that, Mr. Pilgrim, but it's very generous of you.
You don't have to do that, Mr. Pilgrim, but it's very generous of you.
You don't have to stay. What the heck. Might as well.
You don't have to stay. What the heck. Might as well.
You don't talk, and I don't talk. Daddy, shame on you!
You don't talk, and I don't talk. Daddy, shame on you!
You from the 451 st?
You from the 451 st?
You got heart.
You got heart.
You got us here. Get us out!
You got us here. Get us out!
You guys go on without me. I'll be all right.
You guys go on without me. I'll be all right.
You guys go on without me. Where's your weapon?
You guys go on without me. Where's your weapon?
You have that confidence and a very good way with words.
You have that confidence and a very good way with words.
You hear me?
You hear me?
You hungry? Huh? Here. There it is.
You hungry? Huh? Here. There it is.
You just turned middle aged. You've got your whole life ahead of you.
You just turned middle aged. You've got your whole life ahead of you.
You kiss nicely.
You kiss nicely.
You know how to pray? Start praying!
You know how to pray? Start praying!
You know, Dad, I'd really like to have lunch with you today.
You know, Dad, I'd really like to have lunch with you today.
You make a little mistake now and then, but you're okay.
You make a little mistake now and then, but you're okay.
You mean, I can't leave of my own free will?
You mean, I can't leave of my own free will?
You must be the greatest father in the world.
You must be the greatest father in the world.
You must learn the address for your own well being.
You must learn the address for your own well being.
You need a leader.
You need a leader.
You proved old Lionel wrong.
You proved old Lionel wrong.
You see, in Tralfamadore, where I presently dwell,
You see, in Tralfamadore, where I presently dwell,
You see, in Tralfamadore... Would you please mate now?
You see, in Tralfamadore... Would you please mate now?
You see, it's time for you to go home...
You see, it's time for you to go home...
You shouldn't see that! Mom! Hey!
You shouldn't see that! Mom! Hey!
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
You step on his feet again, you son of a bitch, and I'll break your ass!
You step on his feet again, you son of a bitch, and I'll break your ass!
You tell them I died and that you killed me!
You tell them I died and that you killed me!
You think so? Come on. Look at that!
You think so? Come on. Look at that!
You threaten this man again, I'll break you in half.
You threaten this man again, I'll break you in half.
You wanna make the list? Outside, Lazzarino.
You wanna make the list? Outside, Lazzarino.
You want it now, Pilgrim? Or in the morning? What do you want?
You want it now, Pilgrim? Or in the morning? What do you want?
You were back in the war, weren't you?
You were back in the war, weren't you?
You will laid in the removal of the bodies.
You will laid in the removal of the bodies.
You'll all be under his direct orders,
You'll all be under his direct orders,
You'll be in this empty house with that old dog.
You'll be in this empty house with that old dog.
You'll be responsible, to this man you elect.
You'll be responsible, to this man you elect.
You'll come through this all right.
You'll come through this all right.
You'll never know when it's gonna happen. Maybe years. What's goin' on?
You'll never know when it's gonna happen. Maybe years. What's goin' on?
You're a moon child!
You're a moon child!
You're being transferred to a camp in Dresden.
You're being transferred to a camp in Dresden.
You're goin' the wrong way!
You're goin' the wrong way!
You're going to be leaving for there this afternoon.
You're going to be leaving for there this afternoon.
You're okay, Spot. You're okay.
You're okay, Spot. You're okay.
You're okay? Yes, thank you.
You're okay? Yes, thank you.
You're practical, straightforward, with a belief in others...
You're practical, straightforward, with a belief in others...
You're wonderful. Thank you. Beautiful!
You're wonderful. Thank you. Beautiful!
You've been just fine, Robert. No, I... I know I was pretty wild,
You've been just fine, Robert. No, I... I know I was pretty wild,
Your exhaust is shot to hell! Damn it, lady!
Your exhaust is shot to hell! Damn it, lady!
423billionmilles from Earth.
423billionmilles from Earth.
A little ki... A what?
A little ki... A what?
Alright. son. This pork chop killed a friend.
Alright. son. This pork chop killed a friend.
Attaboy. Taste pretty good? Uh huh.
Attaboy. Taste pretty good? Uh huh.
Aufstehen! Aufstehen.
Aufstehen! Aufstehen.
Billy! Yeah?
Billy! Yeah?
Billy. Billy.
Billy. Billy.
Billy. Over here. Can I have your attention?
Billy. Over here. Can I have your attention?
Bye bye, Barb. Bye, Val. Have a good time.
Bye bye, Barb. Bye, Val. Have a good time.
Edgar Derby. Oh, that's right.
Edgar Derby. Oh, that's right.
Funf! Funf.
Funf! Funf.
Hey, hey! Why me? Aufstehen!
Hey, hey! Why me? Aufstehen!
Hof. Hof.
Hof. Hof.
I didn't. I just... This man is sick.
I didn't. I just... This man is sick.
I mean, has he anything against them? We've got Catholic friends.
I mean, has he anything against them? We've got Catholic friends.
I was there.
I was there.
I'm gonna have to let it out. I really think...
I'm gonna have to let it out. I really think...
If we don't stop them... Everybody to the air shelter.
If we don't stop them... Everybody to the air shelter.
It's nice. It's, uh, not too tight?
It's nice. It's, uh, not too tight?
Maybe we could handle it in some other way. Thank you. Officer.
Maybe we could handle it in some other way. Thank you. Officer.
Men who are willing to standup to these commies. Sit down, Lazzaro!
Men who are willing to standup to these commies. Sit down, Lazzaro!
Mm hmm. Frequently. Well...
Mm hmm. Frequently. Well...
Oh, gross! Wow!
Oh, gross! Wow!
Schlachthof funf. Schlachthof funf.
Schlachthof funf. Schlachthof funf.
Silvio. Did you hear me? Shit!
Silvio. Did you hear me? Shit!
Suppertime, hon. Be right in.
Suppertime, hon. Be right in.
Sweetheart. Honey? Hmm.
Sweetheart. Honey? Hmm.
That's enough! Jesus, Mom! They show more in health class.
That's enough! Jesus, Mom! They show more in health class.
The floor's all yours. Good luck. Oh, shut up, will ya?
The floor's all yours. Good luck. Oh, shut up, will ya?
They just don't have a private room, sweetheart. Well, I don't know...
They just don't have a private room, sweetheart. Well, I don't know...
They'd be sweethearts forevermore Billy. Lunchtime, hon.
They'd be sweethearts forevermore Billy. Lunchtime, hon.
What happened to me? You passed out, and I brought you in here.
What happened to me? You passed out, and I brought you in here.
Where are we? We're on a distant planet.
Where are we? We're on a distant planet.
Where'd you get all this? Red Cross. Clerical error.
Where'd you get all this? Red Cross. Clerical error.
... Hey, boy.
... Hey, boy.
...Dresden is the town where our little dancing figure came from.
...Dresden is the town where our little dancing figure came from.
...Dresden's never been bombed because it isn't a military target,
...Dresden's never been bombed because it isn't a military target,
...Eternally connected,
...Eternally connected,
...eternally embracing.
...eternally embracing.
...Hello.
...Hello.
...Hello. Farewell.
...Hello. Farewell.
...It won't be warwork because the Geneva Convention prohibits that,
...It won't be warwork because the Geneva Convention prohibits that,
...Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
...Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
...Paul Lazzaro sent me... the stranger will say and shoot his pecker off.
...Paul Lazzaro sent me... the stranger will say and shoot his pecker off.
...so we'll be safe there.
...so we'll be safe there.
...Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
...Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
'"Farewell.
'"Farewell.
'"Farewell.
'"Farewell.
'"Hello.
'"Hello.
'Cause Mom broke the lock the last time I locked it.
'Cause Mom broke the lock the last time I locked it.

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