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A big, beautiful bully

A gay man would not leave the house wearing those shoes

A gay man wouldn't leave the store wearing those shoes

A little better than all right, actually.

A lonely, aging monster

A therapy dog.

Absolutely, it's Yes

After 9:00

All I had to do was look up the prices, idiots. Suck it

All of this to prove how deep you are about music

Almost four, but I touched the wood

Although he's humanized at the end

Although it feels more like I'm receiving it than writing it

And a high five

And all the dinner rolls?

And by sometimes I mean all times.

And don't forget to call. Okay

And he flies around in a spaceship that's shaped like a treble clef.

And he has to sing his heart out to destroy all evil

And he wants to destroy all the guitars in the world

And I am going to take that bitch home.

And I guarantee you he gives out his cell phone to everybody

And I just gave up on this low protein diet

And obviously that amount of money is no concern to me whatsoever.

And say hello Hello.

And the hero who is that based on?

And the white wine spritzers?

And then I heard someone say they were locking the garbage

Andrew

Andy, that's very kind, but...

Andy, why don't we discuss this... No, no, no. It's about

Andy, you should leave

Andy's just coming as my date

Angela's husband just hit on me.

Apparently, there were some silly rumors going around tonight

Are being cared for by our generous volunteers

Are you guys nuts?

Are you kidding me? 'Cause I'm way into it

Are you sure you ought to be giving?

As long as they're not slimy, and please, God, don't let them have eyes

At over $34,000.

Aw

Awesome. I'm sorry

Because he fired you, which means apparently you're living in your car now.

Because he weeps uncontrollably and pees in his pants.

Because I want to shake your body

Because it is going to be a who's who of the northern 22nd district

Because, frankly, nobody else will.

Bella here was a therapy dog for 10 years.

Bobby, Bobbo

But I don't want to put her in the bath

But I have to prop her eyes open so she can see it.

But I want to ask you something.

But isn't it possible that he was just schmoozing a voter?

But it's not that complicated.

But people don't often adopt older dogs.

But there is a distinct chance that we're all about to be killed

Call me a lay man, but I wish there was some real food here

Call the cops

Children? Yes

Come on, sweetie. We both knew how this was gonna end

Come on. Speech, speech

Could be a knife could be a gun.

Could be a series of guns, all lined up to shoot parallel

Creed, I just bid $20 on six jujitsu lessons

David Wallace? Andy Bernard?

Devastated right now

Did anyone order a blast from the past with a side order of sexy?

Did you like that Tracks of My Tears

Did you like when he changed the course of American music like, two or three times?

Do you believe this guy?

Does she smell?

Does want

Doesn't really poop

Don't split up Daisy and Mojo because Daisy will start to...

Downstairs is receiving

Dwight Schrute has won every single item here.

Dwight Schrute!

Dwight, I don't think he's going to hurt anybody

Dwight, I don't think you understand.

Eight for $3

Eleanor Rigby? Paperback Writer?

Every of the time

Everybody told me if I moved to America I'd be murdered.

Evil

Excuse me

Excuse me

Excuse me?

For the dog society.

For two tacos we probably need about

Go from casual work friends to actual good friends.

God

God, so many, Nellie

Going to fly out of this dome My girlfriend and l

Got the flowers.

Great

Great. That sounds good

Guess they're just jealous, right?

Guy in the office. Huh?

Guys, everything is fine.

Have you ever been to our house?

Have you thought about getting into photography?

He apparently thinks you're in some kind of emotional crisis.

He died like an hour ago

He doesn't think Jim is gay.

He gives his cell out to everybody

He gives me his cell phone number

He just fired you last week

He wanted to rock more than just my vote

He was fired

He was just dying for me to have it.

He's great. We're all great

He's not doing great

He's right. I am a mess

He's what's important, whatever his name is.

Hello, everyone. I'm Andy Bernard

Hello. Robert. Robert, how are you?

Here, don't put your finger in

Here, let me move this so you can see him.

Here, let's try this again

Hey Hey

Hey, how are you? How you doing? I'm great.

Hey, I hear you I hope you're right

Hey, you bought me these shoes.

Homeless people? Yes

How are things in the warehouse?

How are you doing? Are you still with Dunder Mifflin?

How can they make the Smoke Man play with someone like that?

How come you look so decent all of a sudden?

How do you know? I mean, why do you think he's there?

How many courses did we have tonight?

How much do you guys charge for one full year gym membership?

How much is parking like, 30 bucks?

Huey's going to need his medication once every 90 minutes.

Huh

I don't think you love Smokey Robinson.

I feel like I'm being strangled

I guess I thought that if I could convince you that I'm fine, maybe

I guess I'm the first to know

I had to give up my hair gel

I just feel so bad for Angela

I know a few of his songs, but what were his big ones?

I mean, with your financial situation

I need you to sign these. We got a shipment going out

I poured myself into this ridiculous vacuum for toys called Suck It.

I stumbled into a very dramatic situation

I think this may have been a bad idea.

I was going to say bark but it's more of a scream

I would like to purchase two seats at another table, please.

I'd have to be a monster to root for that

I'm glad you like him, Jim

I'm going to go over there I'm going to talk to him

I'm going up to the roof.

I'm just here to pick up Erin. We're going to the fundraiser

I'm more likely to pick up at night, say

I'm right about the Senator, I still got it and poor Angela.

I'm so ready to love all of these animals

I'm sorry, it's just, l

I'm sorry. The tables are sold as complete units.

I'm sure it'll be fine

I've never eaten a taco

If you chose the pudding.

If you loan me some money

If you would like to talk about this some more, my door is always open

If you're going to play guess the price

In a lot of human conversations, so

Is Dwight Schrute!

Is it?

Is maybe the last true love song ever written?

Is that Gabe?

It just seems like it's going to be really, really weird

It says here the Smokey Robinson dead thing is a hoax

It was lovely It was lovely

It's $475

It's also nice to know you're making a difference

It's called "Guess the Price,' strategy's in the name.

It's going to be super weird.

It's perfect

It's really cool

It's unbelievable

Just wanted to say hi and hear you say everything's normal

Ladies

Lean it to the side. Look at me, like this

Let's do that again

Let's remember we are all here

Life is Downton Abbey.

Life isn't Downton Abbey.

Like candy from a baby

Like I'm at some erotic asphyxiation sex club over on I 84.

Like, I got a lot of good things going on.

Look at that one, though. He's smiling

Looking good, RC

Man, that stinks

Maybe videotape you saying that so that everyone upstairs can see?

Me, I guess

Mistletoe at Christmas?

Mm hmm Mmm

Mm hmm What is interesting?

Mmm

Mmm

Mmm. Oh

My dog Ruby doesn't do anything

My dog, Gerald is my life. Really?

My husband is sponsoring a fundraiser tonight for local dog shelters

No

No one's raping this guy

No, best thing that ever happened to me

No, got canned last week

No, I'm certainly not disappointed that Angela's husband wasn't hitting on me

No, it was my idea to not be ****d Oh, well.

No, no, no

No, no, no no, no, no, no

No, no, no This guy can talk and talk all he wants

No, no, no, no no, no, no, no.

No, sorry about what? There's nothing to be sorry about here.

Nope

Not any of this.

Not exactly, but I know the Flats

Not the best

Nothing to pick up

Now

Of those dogs

Oh

Oh, God

Oh, God, Nellie. What wasn't his?

Oh, God. Yeah, you never get used to that.

Oh, great

Oh, my God I know.

Oh, my God, Ryan that's perfect.

Oh, that's Andy. He's just hanging out

Oh, yeah

Oh, yes

Oh, yes indeed

Oh, you liked him? That's nice.

Oh. I'm sorry to hear that.

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay, all right

Okay, fine

Okay, guys. Not every glance means something, all right?

Okay, I'm not I'm not playing this game, Pam. Not today

Okay, I'm sorry that I'm not a fan of Jason Mraz or the Beatles.

Okay, Oscar, I'm not saying you're not dreamy because you are

Okay, well That's a relief

Okay, you could just show up late, though

Okay? Move on

Okay. Well, Andy, listen it's okay if you don't feel totally settled.

Or Oreos, or a pizza pie, or

Or you proved that he thinks you're gay

Our love for them confounds reason.

Pam

Pam. Yeah

People seem awful interested in you, Ruby

Point is, forget those guys

Right Hold it to the side

Robert California bought two tables for everyone here

Robert California.

Robert, the Senator and I wanted to stop by.

Robert, the Senator was going to wear dark brown tonight.

Ryan, is something the matter? Yeah

Sassy human reference

She just kind of lies there all day like a good girl.

She just lays there all day

She smells horrible

She's right, Andy You're being a jabroni

She's so chill

She's so dainty

She's trying

Simplest game since "Touch the Rock."

Sitting in his car in the parking lot

Smokey Robinson, Pam

Smokey the Bear?

Smokey's dead

So Bella and 11 heroes like her

So here's my office number and my cell number.

So it just goes on under here like this?

So other end's best

So, Dwight doesn't understand silent auctions.

So, some of us ended up adopting those elderly dogs

So, Thomas Oregon is an evil figure

So? Boom

Some tacos.

Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot.

Sounds like you're doing all right.

Speech

Step in right away and start

Stupid dog

Sweetie, you don't want that Even in your house, it's a little much.

Tacos were on sale

Tears of a Clown. Don't call me a clown, Pam

Thank you

Thank you and good night.

Thank you very much

Thank you, Kev You're welcome

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks so much for coming

Thanks Why is it that things are

That a girl

That is a female dog reference.

That way, you get all the mail, all the calendars.

That's going to be weird

That's how workplace tragedies always begin

That's not the point

That's not what Smokey would have wanted

That's only three hours away

That's right

That's the attitude to have.

That's the third time you've asked me about my strategy

The hero lives in this dystopian future

The only thing standing in our way is the contempt he seems to feel for me

The Red Room, say or Dominick's

The State Senator Robert Lip\ton loves dogs.

The US Military bought the patent from me for $20 million

The winner of the three day trip to the Skytop Lodge

The year long membership to Scranton Bikram Yoga is...

Their most beautiful in the autumn of their lives?

Then I'll take a table

Then suddenly out of nowhere

There is no answer.

There's this character Thomas Oregon

These people were lucky to get seats

These tables tarted up like Victorian whores.

These tacos

Thing.

This bitch understands loyalty

This confirms three things

This guy's having a breakdown

This is all very fresh

This is interesting

This is my cell

This is my life now I'm a dog nurse

This is terrible

This way

Tickets are 250 bucks.

To go out to a great romantic dinner tonight?

To talk about the issues I'm sorry, Oscar

Tracks of My Tears and what else?

Tracks of My Tears.

Twelve dogs

Twice. For real?

Two? Three, maybe?

Uh.

Very much in love

Very simple, very minimal

Wait a second where's the centerpiece?

Wait, what?

Wait, what? Come on

Wait, you think that jujitsu classes cost $22?

Want me to tell you why?

Want to shake my hand, huh?

We are very much in love

We were talking about animals

We're flying so high we're cracking the sky

Well, as long as you don't want to alarm people

Well, Dwight, yes, you certainly are a record breaker.

Well, I don't want to get ****d

Well, I just give a dollar to every charity

Well, I put out Pro Bow Wow but she barely touches it

Well, I second that emotion. Huh?

Well, I think I can save us all some time.

Well, if you want to get involved, call me

Well, if you would have seen the look he gave me

Well, that's hit the spot

What an honor it is to support this

What are some more? What's one more?

What are you taking pictures of?

What do you feed her?

What happened? Did he do it? Are you

What haven't I been doing?

What I wouldn't give for a big mess of tacos

What kind of weapon he has

What was I so busy doing?

What was this look?

What, $20? Or $25? 20

What?

What's going on? There's a disgruntled ex employee

What's the question? How am I doing? Umm

When

When

When did it become about the flower arrangements?

When did it become all about the money?

When her owner passed away, she came to this organization for placement.

Which garbage? It's not there anymore.

Who knew, right?

Who's opening? Paul Anka

Whoa

Whoa

Whoa

Whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa

Why do we love dogs?

Why don't you let me pay for you and Erin

Why don't you quit harshing our mellow?

Why would that be weird?

Wow Yeah.

Wow You ladies look very pretty as well

Wow, that's exciting

Wow, that's terrible I really liked him.

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, he should be It's his first day without a muzzle

Yeah, I do. I have that

Yeah, I mean, admitting that you need help is the first step.

Yeah, just hold it like that. Hold it to the side

Yeah, like that rock opera.

Yeah, normally you look so stricken

Yeah, that a girl

Yes

Yes, and also focusing on the positive.

Yes, I am

Yes, I can do that

Yes, yes

Yes.

Yikes. Yeah, exactly, right?

You always think you have time to see these legends before they go.

You are out of control, Phyllis

You can administer it orally, but he's going to puke it up

You can't believe how much you get just for a buck

You could go downstairs and ask them.

You don't like the Beatles?

You guess the price you win the prize

You had to say that

You have to go

You know like hamburgers

You know what I said?

You know what? When I got canned I was lost, right?

You ladies are as tangy as the salad dressing over there. I love it.

You like rock operas Well

You might as well try and be halfway accurate

You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

You really redid Andy's office, huh?

You're a rock opera guy, right?

You're being a Thomas Oregon

You're better than that

You're going to be all right

You're going to the fundraiser tonight?

You're right

You've got to check out this thing I'm working on

Your donation is the largest we've ever received

30. $30

...than the rest of us! The rest of us

'Cause I'm afraid that she'll drown

'Cause in a way they're more real

$250 is nothing to the world's biggest Smokey Robinson fan