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Ladybugs (1992) "Ladybugs" is a comedy film released in 1992. The story revolves around a young boy named Matthew, played

Ladybugs (1992)

"Ladybugs" is a comedy film released in 1992. The story revolves around a young boy named Matthew, played by Rodney Dangerfield, who disguises himself as a girl to join a girls' soccer team. Hilarity ensues as he tries to lead his team to victory while keeping his true identity a secret. This light-hearted movie also features Jackeé Harry, Jonathan Brandis, and Ilene Graff. You can catch the laughter-inducing moments of "Ladybugs" and download the soundtrack here.
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A dear? More like a fox.
A dear? More like a fox.
A girl doesn't give the opposing team the finger
A girl doesn't give the opposing team the finger
A girl doesn't refer to the referee as a blind bastard.
A girl doesn't refer to the referee as a blind bastard.
A girl doesn't slap another girl on the ass and say, "You're hot stuff."
A girl doesn't slap another girl on the ass and say, "You're hot stuff."
A look at the bulletin board, you can see the last quarter,
A look at the bulletin board, you can see the last quarter,
A man in charge, a man who really knows his soccer.
A man in charge, a man who really knows his soccer.
A rebuilding year. Thanks a lot. I'm off to a great stop.
A rebuilding year. Thanks a lot. I'm off to a great stop.
About what happened at the game today.
About what happened at the game today.
Act on what I've said, David.
Act on what I've said, David.
After the game, no showers.
After the game, no showers.
After you move in, you get another story.
After you move in, you get another story.
All he cares about is sports.
All he cares about is sports.
All I know is, I got a lot of balls.
All I know is, I got a lot of balls.
All right, boys. This is the big one. The championship game.
All right, boys. This is the big one. The championship game.
All right, but before you go, I just want to show you this.
All right, but before you go, I just want to show you this.
All right, Chester.
All right, Chester.
All right, don't worry. If it's too tight, you'll get used to it.
All right, don't worry. If it's too tight, you'll get used to it.
All right, girls, meet our new Ladybug, Martha.
All right, girls, meet our new Ladybug, Martha.
All right, girls, settle down, settle down! Take it easy, will you?
All right, girls, settle down, settle down! Take it easy, will you?
All right, guys! All right, Martha!
All right, guys! All right, Martha!
All right, now turn around. I'll put the wig on.
All right, now turn around. I'll put the wig on.
All right, now, girls, this is our first game out of town.
All right, now, girls, this is our first game out of town.
All right, we'll start with... you.
All right, we'll start with... you.
All right, who's going to take the kick, bugs?
All right, who's going to take the kick, bugs?
All right, who's going to take the kick?
All right, who's going to take the kick?
All right, you look like a young lady. Now you have to act like one.
All right, you look like a young lady. Now you have to act like one.
All right! We did it, Chester!
All right! We did it, Chester!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. It's not my birthday. What have you done wrong?
All right. It's not my birthday. What have you done wrong?
All right. Put him on.
All right. Put him on.
All the girls got to like each other.
All the girls got to like each other.
All those beautiful people in this neighborhood
All those beautiful people in this neighborhood
All we have to do is bring home a championship team!
All we have to do is bring home a championship team!
American coin. Heads or tails, call it in the air.
American coin. Heads or tails, call it in the air.
And a girl doesn't say,
And a girl doesn't say,
And Bess kept kicking me.
And Bess kept kicking me.
And don't worry about Matthew. Things will get better.
And don't worry about Matthew. Things will get better.
And here comes our star player.
And here comes our star player.
And I can't stand lying to her.
And I can't stand lying to her.
And I gave him a BB gun,
And I gave him a BB gun,
And I heard about your team. So far this year, you've lost two.
And I heard about your team. So far this year, you've lost two.
And I just want to tell you
And I just want to tell you
And I love being the best.
And I love being the best.
And I talked him into playing with me.
And I talked him into playing with me.
And I think it's because I never really believed
And I think it's because I never really believed
And I told her, "Don't touch me. You can't use your hands."
And I told her, "Don't touch me. You can't use your hands."
And I'm not so foolish as to come here and burden you with new techniques.
And I'm not so foolish as to come here and burden you with new techniques.
And I'm showing you this for one reason.
And I'm showing you this for one reason.
And if it means my job, too bad.
And if it means my job, too bad.
And if you lose your job, I'll lose my job.
And if you lose your job, I'll lose my job.
And if you were in my army, I'd have you on latrine duty!
And if you were in my army, I'd have you on latrine duty!
And just my luck, you probably wouldn't even go out with me.
And just my luck, you probably wouldn't even go out with me.
And just my luck, you probably wouldn't even go out with me.
And just my luck, you probably wouldn't even go out with me.
And later on in other places.
And later on in other places.
And Matthew and I, we're getting along better.
And Matthew and I, we're getting along better.
And now I know you were just scared because you didn't believe in yourself.
And now I know you were just scared because you didn't believe in yourself.
And now, everybody,
And now, everybody,
And on my salary alone...
And on my salary alone...
And remember, when you get a job,
And remember, when you get a job,
And right now, the girls are not too fond of Martha.
And right now, the girls are not too fond of Martha.
And she went out for six years, she scrubbed floors.
And she went out for six years, she scrubbed floors.
And some handsome man comes up to you,
And some handsome man comes up to you,
And talked to him about it.
And talked to him about it.
And tell me how many goals you scored last year.
And tell me how many goals you scored last year.
And tell their coach "up yours."
And tell their coach "up yours."
And the giant weenie and the weenie lady.
And the giant weenie and the weenie lady.
And the home
And the home
And the midget D. A?
And the midget D. A?
And then she went to college.
And then she went to college.
And this new girl you've got on the team, Martha.
And this new girl you've got on the team, Martha.
And to me, you look like a giant asshole.
And to me, you look like a giant asshole.
And what size is she?
And what size is she?
And what's your name?
And what's your name?
And you call those girls a team? They're a bunch of jerks.
And you call those girls a team? They're a bunch of jerks.
And you know, dishes to wash, my room to be cleaned.
And you know, dishes to wash, my room to be cleaned.
And you know, my girlfriend, Bess, we want to get married
And you know, my girlfriend, Bess, we want to get married
And you, Coach Chester, are just in time,
And you, Coach Chester, are just in time,
And you're going to do it without Martha.
And you're going to do it without Martha.
And you're going to win!
And you're going to win!
And you're gonna go out there and play the game of your life
And you're gonna go out there and play the game of your life
And, Chester, you need her, too.
And, Chester, you need her, too.
And, Matthew, with boys, as a young lady, you always say no.
And, Matthew, with boys, as a young lady, you always say no.
And, you know, I figure that, you know, I'm due a...
And, you know, I figure that, you know, I'm due a...
Another employee who thinks he's due a promotion.
Another employee who thinks he's due a promotion.
Anybody in here? The mall's on fire. Mall's on fire.
Anybody in here? The mall's on fire. Mall's on fire.
Anybody who coaches a girls' soccer team is completely nuts.
Anybody who coaches a girls' soccer team is completely nuts.
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding? It's in the bag. And I don't care what you think, Julie,
Are you kidding? It's in the bag. And I don't care what you think, Julie,
Are you kidding? This is the best seat in the house.
Are you kidding? This is the best seat in the house.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Aren't you going to say something?
Aren't you going to say something?
As captains of industry.
As captains of industry.
As I was saying, David, now, Brad was a great coach,
As I was saying, David, now, Brad was a great coach,
As you know, Chester, I'm a very competitive man.
As you know, Chester, I'm a very competitive man.
At Christmas, they hang her and kiss the mistletoe.
At Christmas, they hang her and kiss the mistletoe.
At the Rocky Mountain Soccer League Championship game.
At the Rocky Mountain Soccer League Championship game.
Atta boy, Martha!
Atta boy, Martha!
Back to your benches now! Let's go!
Back to your benches now! Let's go!
Because if I can't sell it
Because if I can't sell it
Because you're men.
Because you're men.
Before I ever give it away
Before I ever give it away
Before we go home, I want to ask you something.
Before we go home, I want to ask you something.
Before you buy it, they give you one story.
Before you buy it, they give you one story.
Bess, baby, am I glad to see you!
Bess, baby, am I glad to see you!
Bess, did I tell you? You look gorgeous today.
Bess, did I tell you? You look gorgeous today.
Bess, I didn't mean any harm. I did it for us. I love you!
Bess, I didn't mean any harm. I did it for us. I love you!
Bess, I just wanted to have a winning team so we could get married.
Bess, I just wanted to have a winning team so we could get married.
Bess, I promise you. I'll definitely talk to him.
Bess, I promise you. I'll definitely talk to him.
Bess, I'll tell you what. I'll make time. I'll talk to him.
Bess, I'll tell you what. I'll make time. I'll talk to him.
Bess, take it easy, will you? It's nothing.
Bess, take it easy, will you? It's nothing.
Bess, would you get that?
Bess, would you get that?
Bess, you know, sometimes in life,
Bess, you know, sometimes in life,
Bess!
Bess!
Best at sports.
Best at sports.
Black people, best at sports. You kidding?
Black people, best at sports. You kidding?
Bobby is on the green in two long hits.
Bobby is on the green in two long hits.
Boy, look at all those trophies.
Boy, look at all those trophies.
Boy, when she walks in the room, mice jump on chairs.
Boy, when she walks in the room, mice jump on chairs.
Boy! What a happy hour.
Boy! What a happy hour.
Break it up! Break it up!
Break it up! Break it up!
But I don't know...
But I don't know...
But I love your mother more than winning.
But I love your mother more than winning.
But I'm finished buying your bullshit! Now, get out of here!
But I'm finished buying your bullshit! Now, get out of here!
But if they don't want to marry me, they ain't getting that thing no more.
But if they don't want to marry me, they ain't getting that thing no more.
But not completely, you know.
But not completely, you know.
But there's no one else who can help me.
But there's no one else who can help me.
But we don't have Brad anymore.
But we don't have Brad anymore.
But we have a long way to go to the championship.
But we have a long way to go to the championship.
But we'll work it out. Bess, baby, listen to me.
But we'll work it out. Bess, baby, listen to me.
But what about my braces?
But what about my braces?
But you know how involved my wife and daughter are.
But you know how involved my wife and daughter are.
But you must be doing it wrong.
But you must be doing it wrong.
By the way, how's married life?
By the way, how's married life?
Can you give me some pointers?
Can you give me some pointers?
Cannoli, that's patently ridiculous. I'm sorry, Chester.
Cannoli, that's patently ridiculous. I'm sorry, Chester.
Carmelita Chu. I collect butterflies.
Carmelita Chu. I collect butterflies.
Champs the year before. I can't miss. It's a piece of cake!
Champs the year before. I can't miss. It's a piece of cake!
Chester put a boy on a girl's soccer team.
Chester put a boy on a girl's soccer team.
Chester was just admiring our soccer trophies.
Chester was just admiring our soccer trophies.
Chester, anything new with Bess?
Chester, anything new with Bess?
Chester, are you all right?
Chester, are you all right?
Chester, call me Dave.
Chester, call me Dave.
Chester, calm down.
Chester, calm down.
Chester, Chester, Chester.
Chester, Chester, Chester.
Chester, come here.
Chester, come here.
Chester, come on.
Chester, come on.
Chester, I just want you to know that when you're hurting, I'm hurting.
Chester, I just want you to know that when you're hurting, I'm hurting.
Chester, I know for a long time we didn't hit it off.
Chester, I know for a long time we didn't hit it off.
Chester, it's Martha.
Chester, it's Martha.
Chester, keep up the good work.
Chester, keep up the good work.
Chester, maybe it would help if you spent some time with him
Chester, maybe it would help if you spent some time with him
Chester, my wife and I are so relieved
Chester, my wife and I are so relieved
Chester, take it easy, slow down. You've got it all wrong.
Chester, take it easy, slow down. You've got it all wrong.
Chester, the Cokes. Give me the Cokes.
Chester, the Cokes. Give me the Cokes.
Chester, there's a zipper in the back of this dress.
Chester, there's a zipper in the back of this dress.
Chester, we never fight.
Chester, we never fight.
Chester, you all right?
Chester, you all right?
Chester, you did it! We're in the championship.
Chester, you did it! We're in the championship.
Chester, you did it. You really did it. That promotion's not too far away.
Chester, you did it. You really did it. That promotion's not too far away.
Chester, you got the job you want, you got the girl you want.
Chester, you got the job you want, you got the girl you want.
Chester, you have to think about what you're doing.
Chester, you have to think about what you're doing.
Chester, you're a dear.
Chester, you're a dear.
Chester, you're confusing me. What are you trying to say?
Chester, you're confusing me. What are you trying to say?
Chester, you're going places.
Chester, you're going places.
Chester, you're wrong. When you get married,
Chester, you're wrong. When you get married,
Chester, you've forgotten what's important to you.
Chester, you've forgotten what's important to you.
Chester!
Chester!
Chester!
Chester!
Chester!
Chester!
Chester.
Chester.
Chester.
Chester.
Chu, the ball.
Chu, the ball.
Chu!
Chu!
Chu! All right.
Chu! All right.
Chu! Come on, Chu!
Chu! Come on, Chu!
Climb the highest mountain and sees bluebirds when you smile.
Climb the highest mountain and sees bluebirds when you smile.
Coach Bull! I know your full name.
Coach Bull! I know your full name.
Coach Chester, I'm ready. Put me back at goal.
Coach Chester, I'm ready. Put me back at goal.
Coach Chester, over here, please.
Coach Chester, over here, please.
Coach!
Coach!
Come here. Chester, I never played soccer.
Come here. Chester, I never played soccer.
Come here. There's something else I want to show you, too, over here.
Come here. There's something else I want to show you, too, over here.
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, fight!
Come on, come on, fight!
Come on, dear.
Come on, dear.
Come on, get in the car.
Come on, get in the car.
Come on, get over there with those girls.
Come on, get over there with those girls.
Come on, girls. Let's go!
Come on, girls. Let's go!
Come on, go for it.
Come on, go for it.
Come on, guys, go!
Come on, guys, go!
Come on, I'm open.
Come on, I'm open.
Come on, Kimberly.
Come on, Kimberly.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Come on, let's go get them, girls! Let's go and get them!
Come on, let's go get them, girls! Let's go and get them!
Come on, let's see some action now!
Come on, let's see some action now!
Come on, Martha!
Come on, Martha!
Come on, wake up! Defense! Defense! Chu!
Come on, wake up! Defense! Defense! Chu!
Come on, will you? You keep this up, your next fight will be with me.
Come on, will you? You keep this up, your next fight will be with me.
Come on, you can do it.
Come on, you can do it.
Come on, you got to get back. I don't want you to be late.
Come on, you got to get back. I don't want you to be late.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Get to your positions!
Come on! Get to your positions!
Come on! Keep it going, Pester! Come on!
Come on! Keep it going, Pester! Come on!
Come on! Welfelt! Welfelt!
Come on! Welfelt! Welfelt!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on, give me another one.
Come on. Come on, give me another one.
Come on. Just do it! Believe me.
Come on. Just do it! Believe me.
Come on. You? I don't believe it.
Come on. You? I don't believe it.
Come with me. I want you to see what we up against.
Come with me. I want you to see what we up against.
Coming through here.
Coming through here.
Coming!
Coming!
Company, ho!
Company, ho!
Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen.
Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen.
Could you throw the ball back, please?
Could you throw the ball back, please?
Crush those bugs! Crush those bugs!
Crush those bugs! Crush those bugs!
Darling, I almost forgot. There's a do tonight at the country club.
Darling, I almost forgot. There's a do tonight at the country club.
Darling, we need a new coach. Someone who knows what he's doing,
Darling, we need a new coach. Someone who knows what he's doing,
Dave, can you make it women?
Dave, can you make it women?
Dave, give her a chance. It was only one play.
Dave, give her a chance. It was only one play.
Dave, if I take her out, think of what she'll go through.
Dave, if I take her out, think of what she'll go through.
Defense! Defense!
Defense! Defense!
Didn't I tell you?
Didn't I tell you?
Do it for me, David.
Do it for me, David.
Do you want my first name or my last name?
Do you want my first name or my last name?
Do you want to go to a movie sometime?
Do you want to go to a movie sometime?
Don't be sorry. The traffic out there is ridiculous.
Don't be sorry. The traffic out there is ridiculous.
Don't tell me what to do. You're not my father!
Don't tell me what to do. You're not my father!
Don't worry about it, Kim. We'll get them next time.
Don't worry about it, Kim. We'll get them next time.
Don't worry about it. Someday they'll grow up.
Don't worry about it. Someday they'll grow up.
Dressed a boy as a girl!
Dressed a boy as a girl!
Easy, okay, okay, now.
Easy, okay, okay, now.
Everybody get down and give me 30!
Everybody get down and give me 30!
Everybody likes me!
Everybody likes me!
Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me.
Everyone on the team is a kicker. I mean, what position?
Everyone on the team is a kicker. I mean, what position?
Everything's going to work out just great.
Everything's going to work out just great.
Farther!
Farther!
Fencing. Best at sports. Badminton.
Fencing. Best at sports. Badminton.
Fill you with insecurity and self doubt,
Fill you with insecurity and self doubt,
Final score, Tornadoes 9, Ladybugs nothing.
Final score, Tornadoes 9, Ladybugs nothing.
Fine, Chester. And you?
Fine, Chester. And you?
Flames 3, Ladybugs 3.
Flames 3, Ladybugs 3.
Flatter her. Girls like that.
Flatter her. Girls like that.
For a half hour I was with a group of women feeling tomatoes.
For a half hour I was with a group of women feeling tomatoes.
For the land of the free
For the land of the free
For what they call in the pros a rebuilding year.
For what they call in the pros a rebuilding year.
Forget the ball. Try and stay on your feet!
Forget the ball. Try and stay on your feet!
Get back out there, will you?
Get back out there, will you?
Get down and give me 30! Get down and give me 30!
Get down and give me 30! Get down and give me 30!
Get in the car quick. These heels are killing me!
Get in the car quick. These heels are killing me!
Get it off your chest. It'll make you feel better.
Get it off your chest. It'll make you feel better.
Get out of the net. You're not a fish.
Get out of the net. You're not a fish.
Get out there.
Get out there.
Get over there.
Get over there.
Get ready! It's coming your way!
Get ready! It's coming your way!
Get the ball back!
Get the ball back!
Get the ball. Get the ball.
Get the ball. Get the ball.
Get the book, get the book, get the book.
Get the book, get the book, get the book.
Get those nail breakers! Get those nail breakers!
Get those nail breakers! Get those nail breakers!
Get those nail breakers! Get those nail breakers!
Get those nail breakers! Get those nail breakers!
Getting off.
Getting off.
Give her a big Ladybug reception, all right?
Give her a big Ladybug reception, all right?
Give Welfelt the ball!
Give Welfelt the ball!
Go ahead, will you? Give those boys a break.
Go ahead, will you? Give those boys a break.
Go ahead. I'll watch out for you.
Go ahead. I'll watch out for you.
Go on, hurry up and change.
Go on, hurry up and change.
Go, go, go, go! Come on, now. Energy! Energy.
Go, go, go, go! Come on, now. Energy! Energy.
Go, go! Line them up! Line them up!
Go, go! Line them up! Line them up!
Go! Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Goals? None.
Goals? None.
God, I promise I'll behave myself. I'll lose weight.
God, I promise I'll behave myself. I'll lose weight.
God, I'm not a bad guy.
God, I'm not a bad guy.
Good day, Mrs. Mullen.
Good day, Mrs. Mullen.
Good Iooking guys, pizza, good Iooking guys, staying up late,
Good Iooking guys, pizza, good Iooking guys, staying up late,
Good luck, Chester. You deserve it.
Good luck, Chester. You deserve it.
Good, now keep it going.
Good, now keep it going.
Got it? Got it? No, wait, girls. No, wait. Girl, girl!
Got it? Got it? No, wait, girls. No, wait. Girl, girl!
Got to make them lose their cool.
Got to make them lose their cool.
Great game, Chester.
Great game, Chester.
Great game, great game.
Great game, great game.
Great.
Great.
Great. Look, from what you saw today,
Great. Look, from what you saw today,
Hang this up, will you, honey?
Hang this up, will you, honey?
Has been very good for Mullen Industries' profile.
Has been very good for Mullen Industries' profile.
Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Have you looked in the mirror lately?
He gave me a sweatshirt with a bull's eye on the back.
He gave me a sweatshirt with a bull's eye on the back.
He hasn't turned in any homework for two weeks.
He hasn't turned in any homework for two weeks.
He just wanted me to help him on the soccer team.
He just wanted me to help him on the soccer team.
He was telling me he's quite the soccer player.
He was telling me he's quite the soccer player.
He won't be back any sooner.
He won't be back any sooner.
He'll marry a guy named Ralph and they'll wonder why.
He'll marry a guy named Ralph and they'll wonder why.
He's a big boy. Forget about it, will you?
He's a big boy. Forget about it, will you?
He's just strange.
He's just strange.
He's not a stranger.
He's not a stranger.
Heads up. Heads up, heads up!
Heads up. Heads up, heads up!
Heads.
Heads.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
Hello, soccer fans.
Hello, soccer fans.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello. Excuse me.
Hello. Excuse me.
Her mother's moving in with us, you know.
Her mother's moving in with us, you know.
Here comes the shark wearing designer clothes and a Rolex.
Here comes the shark wearing designer clothes and a Rolex.
Here is the Rocky Mountain High School Band
Here is the Rocky Mountain High School Band
Here you are. Well, run along now, dear.
Here you are. Well, run along now, dear.
Here!
Here!
Here. Me. I'm open here!
Here. Me. I'm open here!
Hey, Annie. I want to take you to the zoo.
Hey, Annie. I want to take you to the zoo.
Hey, buddy, what's your problem?
Hey, buddy, what's your problem?
Hey, Chester. My name's Harlin,
Hey, Chester. My name's Harlin,
Hey, Coach Bull!
Hey, Coach Bull!
Hey, come on.
Hey, come on.
Hey, God, I take it all back. I may not need you.
Hey, God, I take it all back. I may not need you.
Hey, Julie, do me a favor. You got your mirror with you?
Hey, Julie, do me a favor. You got your mirror with you?
Hey, Julie, that's one in a row.
Hey, Julie, that's one in a row.
Hey, let's beautify the neighborhood
Hey, let's beautify the neighborhood
Hey, Matthew, catch.
Hey, Matthew, catch.
Hey, Matthew, jump in the car. I gotta talk to you.
Hey, Matthew, jump in the car. I gotta talk to you.
Hey, Matthew, not too close. You'll strain your eyes.
Hey, Matthew, not too close. You'll strain your eyes.
Hey, Mom, guess what?
Hey, Mom, guess what?
Hey, Mr. Mullen. How are you?
Hey, Mr. Mullen. How are you?
Hey, Penny Pester.
Hey, Penny Pester.
Hey, tell Mr. Mullen his top salesman is here.
Hey, tell Mr. Mullen his top salesman is here.
Hey, too bad I'm spoken for. You're my type.
Hey, too bad I'm spoken for. You're my type.
Hey, you got the bag. Good.
Hey, you got the bag. Good.
Hey, you're a hit already.
Hey, you're a hit already.
Hi, can I help you?
Hi, can I help you?
Hi, honey. Dinner will be ready in a few minutes.
Hi, honey. Dinner will be ready in a few minutes.
Hi, honey. Hi, Julie. I came to show you wedding invitations.
Hi, honey. Hi, Julie. I came to show you wedding invitations.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I'm sorry I'm late.
Hi. I'm sorry I'm late.
His wife came in, I started kissing her ass.
His wife came in, I started kissing her ass.
Hold it, hold it! No, Matthew, no.
Hold it, hold it! No, Matthew, no.
Holy boogers!
Holy boogers!
Holy cow!
Holy cow!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Honey, I told you before, Matthew needs discipline.
Honey, I told you before, Matthew needs discipline.
Honey, I'm not talking about fighting.
Honey, I'm not talking about fighting.
Honey, is there another Coke in there? Take a look, will you?
Honey, is there another Coke in there? Take a look, will you?
Honey, it's the same thing all over again.
Honey, it's the same thing all over again.
Honey, nothing is wrong. Everything is right.
Honey, nothing is wrong. Everything is right.
Honey, would you?
Honey, would you?
How about hockey?
How about hockey?
How can you stoop so low as to repeat a ridiculous rumor like that?
How can you stoop so low as to repeat a ridiculous rumor like that?
How could you do that? She was trying so hard.
How could you do that? She was trying so hard.
How could you keep lying to me like this?
How could you keep lying to me like this?
How dare you?
How dare you?
How did I get so lucky?
How did I get so lucky?
How's your mom? She's not talking to me, you know.
How's your mom? She's not talking to me, you know.
I am glad we had a chance to have this little chat.
I am glad we had a chance to have this little chat.
I am great! I am wonderful!
I am great! I am wonderful!
I am great. I am wonderful.
I am great. I am wonderful.
I am great. I am wonderful.
I am great. I am wonderful.
I bet in your day you sold a few things yourself.
I bet in your day you sold a few things yourself.
I can't hurt her that way.
I can't hurt her that way.
I can't look.
I can't look.
I command you to score now!
I command you to score now!
I didn't expect to see you here. How are you?
I didn't expect to see you here. How are you?
I didn't forget. You forgot.
I didn't forget. You forgot.
I didn't see Kimberly out there. Where is she?
I didn't see Kimberly out there. Where is she?
I don't believe it. That was absolutely dreadful.
I don't believe it. That was absolutely dreadful.
I don't care where she is. You get that girl down here.
I don't care where she is. You get that girl down here.
I don't have to take your bullshit.
I don't have to take your bullshit.
I don't know how you talked me into this anyway. It's all over, I quit.
I don't know how you talked me into this anyway. It's all over, I quit.
I don't know if it's right for me to talk to him.
I don't know if it's right for me to talk to him.
I don't know what you're talking about. I never played.
I don't know what you're talking about. I never played.
I don't know. I don't like those letters.
I don't know. I don't like those letters.
I don't know. I haven't spoken to him, either.
I don't know. I haven't spoken to him, either.
I don't know. She told me she was staying home.
I don't know. She told me she was staying home.
I don't know. What size are you?
I don't know. What size are you?
I don't think she can make it.
I don't think she can make it.
I don't want to go into it. It's a long story. I don't...
I don't want to go into it. It's a long story. I don't...
I don't want your mother to find out. She'll kill me.
I don't want your mother to find out. She'll kill me.
I ended up in traction. It was a misprint.
I ended up in traction. It was a misprint.
I feel like I'm walking up a gangplank and there's no ship.
I feel like I'm walking up a gangplank and there's no ship.
I finally got some respect.
I finally got some respect.
I forgot fox hunting.
I forgot fox hunting.
I get the message.
I get the message.
I give you both a lot of credit.
I give you both a lot of credit.
I got a call from his principal.
I got a call from his principal.
I got a problem, my girl threw me out.
I got a problem, my girl threw me out.
I got to get the promotion. I want to marry Bess. Let us win.
I got to get the promotion. I want to marry Bess. Let us win.
I got to quit. Coaching these kids is driving me nuts.
I got to quit. Coaching these kids is driving me nuts.
I guess he couldn't wait till he got home, either.
I guess he couldn't wait till he got home, either.
I guess he hates me, too.
I guess he hates me, too.
I guess I'm just not good enough for him.
I guess I'm just not good enough for him.
I guess you don't care about your future with this company.
I guess you don't care about your future with this company.
I guess you're going to play, too, huh?
I guess you're going to play, too, huh?
I had the same feeling when I was 16.
I had the same feeling when I was 16.
I have a lot to say to you but we haven't got much time.
I have a lot to say to you but we haven't got much time.
I have no idea. You have to give me a hint.
I have no idea. You have to give me a hint.
I have something very important to show you.
I have something very important to show you.
I have to let him down.
I have to let him down.
I heard when she drives her car, she keeps her legs crossed.
I heard when she drives her car, she keeps her legs crossed.
I hope you do better for us next time. David, darling, let's go.
I hope you do better for us next time. David, darling, let's go.
I hope you don't mind me dropping in. Somebody told me where you lived.
I hope you don't mind me dropping in. Somebody told me where you lived.
I just saw your wife on the way out. Lovely lady. She was in a hurry.
I just saw your wife on the way out. Lovely lady. She was in a hurry.
I just want to win today. I only want the best out there.
I just want to win today. I only want the best out there.
I just wanted her to sit in the stands and root for the team,
I just wanted her to sit in the stands and root for the team,
I know we don't have much of a relationship,
I know we don't have much of a relationship,
I know what you're going through.
I know what you're going through.
I know you wanted a winning team, you know, but it just takes time.
I know you wanted a winning team, you know, but it just takes time.
I know you're all excited to see Martha.
I know you're all excited to see Martha.
I know!
I know!
I left my purse in the car.
I left my purse in the car.
I lost out on a trip to Hawaii one time saying no.
I lost out on a trip to Hawaii one time saying no.
I love girls with eyeglasses.
I love girls with eyeglasses.
I love it. It's that calligraphy kind, isn't it?
I love it. It's that calligraphy kind, isn't it?
I make a joke. I make a joke.
I make a joke. I make a joke.
I mean, don't be angry. It'll work out. They're getting better.
I mean, don't be angry. It'll work out. They're getting better.
I mean, Easter, he gave me chocolate bunnies made of Exlax.
I mean, Easter, he gave me chocolate bunnies made of Exlax.
I mean, he has a weird sense of humor.
I mean, he has a weird sense of humor.
I mean, I want to win
I mean, I want to win
I mean, I want you to quit your job, not get fired. Now, come on.
I mean, I want you to quit your job, not get fired. Now, come on.
I mean, I went through the same thing when I was a kid.
I mean, I went through the same thing when I was a kid.
I mean, I'm not the smartest guy in the world. Maybe he's right.
I mean, I'm not the smartest guy in the world. Maybe he's right.
I mean, I'm used to having women tell me what to do.
I mean, I'm used to having women tell me what to do.
I mean, if we start screaming, they'll hear us.
I mean, if we start screaming, they'll hear us.
I mean, if you can see your way clear, you know...
I mean, if you can see your way clear, you know...
I mean, Matthew, you got to think of your future.
I mean, Matthew, you got to think of your future.
I mean, the way you're going,
I mean, the way you're going,
I mean, you know how girls are.
I mean, you know how girls are.
I need Martha, too.
I need Martha, too.
I never saw such beautiful landscaping.
I never saw such beautiful landscaping.
I read a book once, 100 Ways to Make Love.
I read a book once, 100 Ways to Make Love.
I remember the words of my mother.
I remember the words of my mother.
I say, leave success alone, right, Julie?
I say, leave success alone, right, Julie?
I should have had a bigger handkerchief, you know?
I should have had a bigger handkerchief, you know?
I shouldn't have bothered you with wedding invitations.
I shouldn't have bothered you with wedding invitations.
I talked enough to them plants.
I talked enough to them plants.
I tell you, Bess, those raccoons are all over the place.
I tell you, Bess, those raccoons are all over the place.
I tell you, if she went to a dog show, she'd win.
I tell you, if she went to a dog show, she'd win.
I tell you, that Welfelt has power.
I tell you, that Welfelt has power.
I think I'd better come down and watch some more.
I think I'd better come down and watch some more.
I think this would be the right size.
I think this would be the right size.
I thought being on my dad's team would make us closer somehow.
I thought being on my dad's team would make us closer somehow.
I thought you were getting in shape.
I thought you were getting in shape.
I thought you were working.
I thought you were working.
I told the Mullens you'll be my assistant coach.
I told the Mullens you'll be my assistant coach.
I told you it's all over, I quit!
I told you it's all over, I quit!
I told you, don't worry about Matthew.
I told you, don't worry about Matthew.
I took her son, and I dressed him up like a girl
I took her son, and I dressed him up like a girl
I understand your boy Matthew's been seeing a lot of my daughter Kimberly.
I understand your boy Matthew's been seeing a lot of my daughter Kimberly.
I understand your boy Matthew's been seeing a lot of my daughter Kimberly.
I understand your boy Matthew's been seeing a lot of my daughter Kimberly.
I want her to quit her job, it'll be a little rough for us.
I want her to quit her job, it'll be a little rough for us.
I want that goalie tested for steroids!
I want that goalie tested for steroids!
I want to ask you to do me a favor, all right?
I want to ask you to do me a favor, all right?
I want to see better results. We'll be back on Monday, if not sooner.
I want to see better results. We'll be back on Monday, if not sooner.
I wanted to watch some of the game but I can't stay long.
I wanted to watch some of the game but I can't stay long.
I was just telling Julie everything is working out perfectly.
I was just telling Julie everything is working out perfectly.
I was playing last week with Bobby and that crazy Scott McTeague.
I was playing last week with Bobby and that crazy Scott McTeague.
I was thinking about how hard you worked
I was thinking about how hard you worked
I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to myself.
I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to myself.
I will not have cowards on my team! Go quick!
I will not have cowards on my team! Go quick!
I wish I was, but that's it, no Martha.
I wish I was, but that's it, no Martha.
I wish there was something I could do.
I wish there was something I could do.
I wish.
I wish.
I would've went pro, but one night I pulled my groin muscle.
I would've went pro, but one night I pulled my groin muscle.
I'd ask for an encore, but I'm busy. It's time to see the man.
I'd ask for an encore, but I'm busy. It's time to see the man.
I'd better go get our troops together.
I'd better go get our troops together.
I'd like to see what it'll look like on his twin sister.
I'd like to see what it'll look like on his twin sister.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be right back, all right?
I'll be right back, all right?
I'll be the father he never had.
I'll be the father he never had.
I'll explain this later. But first, Matthew, look,
I'll explain this later. But first, Matthew, look,
I'll let her down again. It could be over.
I'll let her down again. It could be over.
I'll never cheat my taxes. I'll never curse in traffic.
I'll never cheat my taxes. I'll never curse in traffic.
I'll never look at another woman for too long.
I'll never look at another woman for too long.
I'll sell this space out in no time, Mr. Mullen.
I'll sell this space out in no time, Mr. Mullen.
I'll show up for practice today, then I'm quitting.
I'll show up for practice today, then I'm quitting.
I'll tell him you're here.
I'll tell him you're here.
I'll tell you one thing, she's not two faced.
I'll tell you one thing, she's not two faced.
I'll tell you something, Penny Pester.
I'll tell you something, Penny Pester.
I'll tell you, with that house, you're lucky if you can't find your way home.
I'll tell you, with that house, you're lucky if you can't find your way home.
I'll tell you. I'm happy you feel that way, Mr. Mullen.
I'll tell you. I'm happy you feel that way, Mr. Mullen.
I'm Coach Cannoli.
I'm Coach Cannoli.
I'm coaching the company soccer team, the Ladybugs.
I'm coaching the company soccer team, the Ladybugs.
I'm doing good. I mean, this is heavy.
I'm doing good. I mean, this is heavy.
I'm getting it.
I'm getting it.
I'm glad you showed up at all, for crying out...
I'm glad you showed up at all, for crying out...
I'm going to be joining a new soccer team.
I'm going to be joining a new soccer team.
I'm going to miss her, though.
I'm going to miss her, though.
I'm gonna sit right down on it
I'm gonna sit right down on it
I'm great, great. Thank you. Yeah.
I'm great, great. Thank you. Yeah.
I'm insulted.
I'm insulted.
I'm not doing anything. How's your golf game?
I'm not doing anything. How's your golf game?
I'm not gonna sit next to the Vandemiers.
I'm not gonna sit next to the Vandemiers.
I'm not pretty like the other girls.
I'm not pretty like the other girls.
I'm sorry, but the dressing room is occupied.
I'm sorry, but the dressing room is occupied.
I'm sorry, we're out of Cokes.
I'm sorry, we're out of Cokes.
I'm sorry. I got things on my mind.
I'm sorry. I got things on my mind.
I'm sorry. You know, I didn't mean any harm.
I'm sorry. You know, I didn't mean any harm.
I'm sure it'll be better after we're married.
I'm sure it'll be better after we're married.
I'm talking a whole new income bracket for Chester.
I'm talking a whole new income bracket for Chester.
I've been calling her all week. She won't talk to me.
I've been calling her all week. She won't talk to me.
I've been stood up, shook up, hung up, screwed up, and tied up.
I've been stood up, shook up, hung up, screwed up, and tied up.
I've been with the firm now for 12 years and I work very hard, you know.
I've been with the firm now for 12 years and I work very hard, you know.
I've seen the way you punish him. You send him to his room.
I've seen the way you punish him. You send him to his room.
Idiot. Moron! Jerk off!
Idiot. Moron! Jerk off!
If I can bring home a winning team, I'll get that promotion.
If I can bring home a winning team, I'll get that promotion.
If I can bring home a winning team, I'll get that promotion.
If I can bring home a winning team, I'll get that promotion.
If I was younger, I would definitely ask you for a date
If I was younger, I would definitely ask you for a date
If she shows where it hurts, we'll need a nurse for her.
If she shows where it hurts, we'll need a nurse for her.
If she was, she'd wear the other one, huh?
If she was, she'd wear the other one, huh?
If the mood is right and you having a few drinks,
If the mood is right and you having a few drinks,
If we're going to be a winning team, there's got to be harmony.
If we're going to be a winning team, there's got to be harmony.
If you can take this bunch of beginners and turn them into a winning team,
If you can take this bunch of beginners and turn them into a winning team,
If you could see what I'm looking at you'd be laughing, too.
If you could see what I'm looking at you'd be laughing, too.
If you have a seat right over there, I'll have your dress here for you.
If you have a seat right over there, I'll have your dress here for you.
In fact, he's walking towards you right now.
In fact, he's walking towards you right now.
In fact, if things keep going the way they're going,
In fact, if things keep going the way they're going,
In fact, pretty soon, I'll be hearing the pitter patter of little feet.
In fact, pretty soon, I'll be hearing the pitter patter of little feet.
In fact, tell her you love all her parts.
In fact, tell her you love all her parts.
In his room he has a stereo, color TV, Nintendo games.
In his room he has a stereo, color TV, Nintendo games.
Is it bad? My hair hurts.
Is it bad? My hair hurts.
Isn't that a pretty dress?
Isn't that a pretty dress?
It looks like all the trees threw up.
It looks like all the trees threw up.
It reminds me how wonderful it is to have a winning team.
It reminds me how wonderful it is to have a winning team.
It says in here, there are 11 positions.
It says in here, there are 11 positions.
It smells like I'm there now.
It smells like I'm there now.
It sort of goes with the promotion, you know.
It sort of goes with the promotion, you know.
It took you 14 seconds to score! You call that hustle?
It took you 14 seconds to score! You call that hustle?
It used to be, I couldn't wait to be with her.
It used to be, I couldn't wait to be with her.
It won't be like that for long.
It won't be like that for long.
It'll never happen! No!
It'll never happen! No!
It's a throw in.
It's a throw in.
It's all right, it's all right.
It's all right, it's all right.
It's coming to you, Penny! Penny, look around, it's coming to you!
It's coming to you, Penny! Penny, look around, it's coming to you!
It's going to be first class all the way. We'll take more vacations.
It's going to be first class all the way. We'll take more vacations.
It's just that I'm so excited.
It's just that I'm so excited.
It's my army, mister!
It's my army, mister!
It's not Halloween. What's with the outfit?
It's not Halloween. What's with the outfit?
It's not that confusing. What I want to tell you is I didn't get the...
It's not that confusing. What I want to tell you is I didn't get the...
It's now the Flames leading 3 1.
It's now the Flames leading 3 1.
It's only for a few months till I get the promotion. You got to do it.
It's only for a few months till I get the promotion. You got to do it.
It's over.
It's over.
It's the man who for you would swim the deepest ocean,
It's the man who for you would swim the deepest ocean,
It's the truth. That's why I'm wearing this outfit.
It's the truth. That's why I'm wearing this outfit.
Julie, could we do it again?
Julie, could we do it again?
Julie, I can't win. If I tell Bess I didn't get the promotion,
Julie, I can't win. If I tell Bess I didn't get the promotion,
Julie, I didn't bring you here to tell the kid when to make out, all right?
Julie, I didn't bring you here to tell the kid when to make out, all right?
Julie, I'll work it out. Go buy the kid some earrings, will you?
Julie, I'll work it out. Go buy the kid some earrings, will you?
Julie, look at the way you're eating.
Julie, look at the way you're eating.
Julie, you know what I just heard?
Julie, you know what I just heard?
Julie.
Julie.
Junior girls division.
Junior girls division.
Just cool it and kick off, sweetheart.
Just cool it and kick off, sweetheart.
Just get out.
Just get out.
Just have your ice cream and cake and go home.
Just have your ice cream and cake and go home.
Just remember, we got to be careful.
Just remember, we got to be careful.
Just remember, win or lose, if you give it your best, you're winners!
Just remember, win or lose, if you give it your best, you're winners!
Kid, the way you're drinking, you must have a girl problem.
Kid, the way you're drinking, you must have a girl problem.
Kid, with this girl, I don't know what you're doing
Kid, with this girl, I don't know what you're doing
Kids, move it, move it, kids. Beat it, will you? Come on here.
Kids, move it, move it, kids. Beat it, will you? Come on here.
Kim, you take it!
Kim, you take it!
Kim, you're coming out.
Kim, you're coming out.
Kim.
Kim.
Kimberly Mullen? Is your father David Mullen?
Kimberly Mullen? Is your father David Mullen?
Kimberly, I'm really sorry
Kimberly, I'm really sorry
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
Kimberly's got the ball.
Kimberly's got the ball.
Kimberly's playing today!
Kimberly's playing today!
Kiss the boss' ass, yeah.
Kiss the boss' ass, yeah.
Know what I mean? I need a drink now.
Know what I mean? I need a drink now.
Larimer!
Larimer!
Last Christmas we weren't getting along at all.
Last Christmas we weren't getting along at all.
Let her keep the furniture.
Let her keep the furniture.
Let me ask you this,
Let me ask you this,
Let me ask you this. Which of you were on last year's team?
Let me ask you this. Which of you were on last year's team?
Let me see what you look like with your hair down.
Let me see what you look like with your hair down.
Let me see you with your glasses off, too, will you?
Let me see you with your glasses off, too, will you?
Let's break another nail.
Let's break another nail.
Let's go, let's go! Let's kill! That's it! That's it! Kill! All right.
Let's go, let's go! Let's kill! That's it! That's it! Kill! All right.
Let's go? I've hardly seen anything.
Let's go? I've hardly seen anything.
Let's try to win at something.
Let's try to win at something.
Like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Listen, Chester, I'm in big trouble. I'm at the Mullen's house.
Listen, Chester, I'm in big trouble. I'm at the Mullen's house.
Listen, genius, if it was that simple, I wouldn't have called you.
Listen, genius, if it was that simple, I wouldn't have called you.
Listen, genius, if it was that simple, I wouldn't have called you.
Listen, genius, if it was that simple, I wouldn't have called you.
Listen, Matthew, I...
Listen, Matthew, I...
Listen, you just have to say to yourself, "To hell with it."
Listen, you just have to say to yourself, "To hell with it."
Look at it this way. Women are like a beautiful bed of flowers.
Look at it this way. Women are like a beautiful bed of flowers.
Look at that. Isn't that cute?
Look at that. Isn't that cute?
Look at them. What a day this is going to be.
Look at them. What a day this is going to be.
Look at this mirror, will you?
Look at this mirror, will you?
Look at this, we're so close to the neighbors.
Look at this, we're so close to the neighbors.
Look at those brown eyes. You're cute as a button.
Look at those brown eyes. You're cute as a button.
Look at those pretty butterflies, Chu. There you go. Okay.
Look at those pretty butterflies, Chu. There you go. Okay.
Look, buddy, I've heard that story a thousand times.
Look, buddy, I've heard that story a thousand times.
Look, buddy.
Look, buddy.
Look, Chester,
Look, Chester,
Look, I don't want to get in your car, so stop following me.
Look, I don't want to get in your car, so stop following me.
Look, I don't want you to win. I want the team to win.
Look, I don't want you to win. I want the team to win.
Look, I'll level with you.
Look, I'll level with you.
Look, Kimberly. You're doing that wonderfully.
Look, Kimberly. You're doing that wonderfully.
Look, she's my kid. I want her out of there.
Look, she's my kid. I want her out of there.
Look, we can win without Martha.
Look, we can win without Martha.
Look, we're not in your office now.
Look, we're not in your office now.
Look, we're one point away from winning.
Look, we're one point away from winning.
Looks like I misjudged you, Chester.
Looks like I misjudged you, Chester.
Looks like Norman Bates is playing soccer.
Looks like Norman Bates is playing soccer.
Make it bleed! Yes!
Make it bleed! Yes!
Make ready to make it number three.
Make ready to make it number three.
Make sure your boss is taller than you.
Make sure your boss is taller than you.
Martha gave me this. Take a look at it.
Martha gave me this. Take a look at it.
Martha thinks they'll be more effective this way.
Martha thinks they'll be more effective this way.
Martha, over here!
Martha, over here!
Martha, what are you doing here?
Martha, what are you doing here?
Martha, where are you?
Martha, where are you?
Martha, why are you calling me?
Martha, why are you calling me?
Martha, you make me feel so much better.
Martha, you make me feel so much better.
Martha!
Martha!
Martha! Martha, your mother's here.
Martha! Martha, your mother's here.
Martha.
Martha.
Martha.
Martha.
Martha's behaving herself. Mullen is happy as...
Martha's behaving herself. Mullen is happy as...
Matthew won't listen to me.
Matthew won't listen to me.
Matthew, I need your help.
Matthew, I need your help.
Matthew, I told you before, you got to act like a lady.
Matthew, I told you before, you got to act like a lady.
Matthew, I'm coaching a girl's soccer team,
Matthew, I'm coaching a girl's soccer team,
Matthew, just remember, a lady is sensitive, she's tender.
Matthew, just remember, a lady is sensitive, she's tender.
Matthew, we had a deal. Don't let me down.
Matthew, we had a deal. Don't let me down.
Matthew, you can help me.
Matthew, you can help me.
Matthew, you got to change your style of playing.
Matthew, you got to change your style of playing.
Matthew, you have to do something about your grades.
Matthew, you have to do something about your grades.
Matthew, you have to start acting like a young lady.
Matthew, you have to start acting like a young lady.
Matthew, your mother wants me to talk to you. Come on, get in the car.
Matthew, your mother wants me to talk to you. Come on, get in the car.
Matthew!
Matthew!
Matthew's a big boy. He knows what goes on.
Matthew's a big boy. He knows what goes on.
May I help you?
May I help you?
Men. They only want one thing.
Men. They only want one thing.
Mom, those bitches broke my nail!
Mom, those bitches broke my nail!
More than you know.
More than you know.
More than you know.
More than you know.
Move it, move it, move it, move it! Come on!
Move it, move it, move it, move it! Come on!
Move your butt, Larimer! What are you doing?
Move your butt, Larimer! What are you doing?
Mr. Mullen, Chester Lee is here to see you.
Mr. Mullen, Chester Lee is here to see you.
Mr. Mullen, I see you were quite a soccer player.
Mr. Mullen, I see you were quite a soccer player.
Mr. Mullen...
Mr. Mullen...
Mr. Mullen's board meeting is at 2:00.
Mr. Mullen's board meeting is at 2:00.
Mrs. Mullen said that none of the girls can leave
Mrs. Mullen said that none of the girls can leave
Mrs. Mullen took all the girls to her house after practice.
Mrs. Mullen took all the girls to her house after practice.
My company sponsors a girl's soccer team, the Ladybugs.
My company sponsors a girl's soccer team, the Ladybugs.
My God!
My God!
My hobbies are ice skating and going shopping.
My hobbies are ice skating and going shopping.
My mom's gonna be coming home soon,
My mom's gonna be coming home soon,
My name is Chester. I'm great. I'm wonderful.
My name is Chester. I'm great. I'm wonderful.
My name is Chester. I'm great. I'm wonderful.
My name is Chester. I'm great. I'm wonderful.
My name is Sally Anne Welfelt, and I'm 12 years old, going on 13.
My name is Sally Anne Welfelt, and I'm 12 years old, going on 13.
My promotion is in the bag. I can hear those wedding bells now.
My promotion is in the bag. I can hear those wedding bells now.
My sales are number one, you know.
My sales are number one, you know.
My wife and I are going away for the weekend.
My wife and I are going away for the weekend.
My wife and I are very disappointed. We expected a much better showing.
My wife and I are very disappointed. We expected a much better showing.
Nancy Larimer. Last remaining player from the Ladybug dynasty.
Nancy Larimer. Last remaining player from the Ladybug dynasty.
Nice catch.
Nice catch.
No dishwasher, no TV, no furniture. You can't quit now!
No dishwasher, no TV, no furniture. You can't quit now!
No more Martha's only half our trouble.
No more Martha's only half our trouble.
No pictures, please. I don't want to be seen here.
No pictures, please. I don't want to be seen here.
No, close.
No, close.
No, don't do it like me. No, don't do it like me! No, don't do it just like me!
No, don't do it like me. No, don't do it like me! No, don't do it just like me!
No, I can take him, Chester! I can take him!
No, I can take him, Chester! I can take him!
No, I can't say that. No, no, no.
No, I can't say that. No, no, no.
No, I don't want to go home.
No, I don't want to go home.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. You come with me. I'll get you a better seat.
No, no, no. You come with me. I'll get you a better seat.
No, no. I don't want to.
No, no. I don't want to.
No, Ron will give us six strokes. He wants the parking lot contract.
No, Ron will give us six strokes. He wants the parking lot contract.
No, thank you. I'll be late for my bridge club.
No, thank you. I'll be late for my bridge club.
No, thanks.
No, thanks.
No, we get along just great.
No, we get along just great.
No, we never fight. We get along great.
No, we never fight. We get along great.
No, you're crazy, Chester, it'll never happen!
No, you're crazy, Chester, it'll never happen!
No. I can't, Paul. I don't even know what to say.
No. I can't, Paul. I don't even know what to say.
No. I don't mind at all. I was just
No. I don't mind at all. I was just
Nobody talks to Coach Bull that way!
Nobody talks to Coach Bull that way!
Normally, this wouldn't be so important to me
Normally, this wouldn't be so important to me
Nothing, it just happened. I was kissing the boss' ass,
Nothing, it just happened. I was kissing the boss' ass,
Now all the girls are going skinny dipping.
Now all the girls are going skinny dipping.
Now get out there and put out those Flames!
Now get out there and put out those Flames!
Now he's kissing the daughter's ass.
Now he's kissing the daughter's ass.
Now I can chase the butterflies?
Now I can chase the butterflies?
Now I feel guilty when I face her. I don't even want to look at her.
Now I feel guilty when I face her. I don't even want to look at her.
Now I got to go tell the girls there's no more Martha.
Now I got to go tell the girls there's no more Martha.
Now let's get them!
Now let's get them!
Now look at you!
Now look at you!
Now pump it in there!
Now pump it in there!
Now watch Chu.
Now watch Chu.
Now, before we start our practice, I want to get to know you.
Now, before we start our practice, I want to get to know you.
Now, Chester, you were saying?
Now, Chester, you were saying?
Now, I've seen the Ladybugs' trophies, and I know what the Ladybugs can do.
Now, I've seen the Ladybugs' trophies, and I know what the Ladybugs can do.
Now, if I were playing, what I would do is play center midfield
Now, if I were playing, what I would do is play center midfield
Now, look, Larimer.
Now, look, Larimer.
Now, wait a minute now, you don't always say no!
Now, wait a minute now, you don't always say no!
Now, we wouldn't want our daughter to be on a team that are losers, would we?
Now, we wouldn't want our daughter to be on a team that are losers, would we?
Now, you know that black people are the best at sports, come on.
Now, you know that black people are the best at sports, come on.
Number four,
Number four,
Of course we are. Are you kidding?
Of course we are. Are you kidding?
Of course, there's a weed here and there.
Of course, there's a weed here and there.
Of the brave
Of the brave
Oh, and I'm glad you gave me the right finger.
Oh, and I'm glad you gave me the right finger.
Oh, beautiful, beautiful!
Oh, beautiful, beautiful!
Oh, boy, I bet you could teach me a few things, huh?
Oh, boy, I bet you could teach me a few things, huh?
Oh, dear, it's the other door.
Oh, dear, it's the other door.
Oh, flowers.
Oh, flowers.
Oh, God, give me a break.
Oh, God, give me a break.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, good. You can show us on the way down.
Oh, good. You can show us on the way down.
Oh, he really suffers.
Oh, he really suffers.
Oh, honey.
Oh, honey.
Oh, Jesus. Hey, Welfelt, you sissy priss, wake up! Hello!
Oh, Jesus. Hey, Welfelt, you sissy priss, wake up! Hello!
Oh, man! Can you believe that?
Oh, man! Can you believe that?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! She's a boy!
Oh, my God! She's a boy!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no. No way. No way, Chester. It'll never happen.
Oh, no. No way. No way, Chester. It'll never happen.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah?
Okay, Bess, let's go.
Okay, Bess, let's go.
Okay, Chesterfield, thanks for the lecture.
Okay, Chesterfield, thanks for the lecture.
Okay, Chesterfield, what do you want?
Okay, Chesterfield, what do you want?
Okay, come on. Let's go.
Okay, come on. Let's go.
Okay, everybody, stand up!
Okay, everybody, stand up!
Okay, folks. That does it for the first game of the season.
Okay, folks. That does it for the first game of the season.
Okay, girls, let's go.
Okay, girls, let's go.
Okay, girls! Let's go! Let's go! Come on, look alive!
Okay, girls! Let's go! Let's go! Come on, look alive!
Okay, hold that thing here.
Okay, hold that thing here.
Okay, how many goals?
Okay, how many goals?
Okay, it's Chu's first year.
Okay, it's Chu's first year.
Okay, now, pass it to Larimer. Go!
Okay, now, pass it to Larimer. Go!
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, Pester. Eye on the ball. Keep your eyes on the ball.
Okay, Pester. Eye on the ball. Keep your eyes on the ball.
Okay, what's your name?
Okay, what's your name?
Okay, who's next? All right, you.
Okay, who's next? All right, you.
Okay, you're doing good. Okay, keep your eye on the ball.
Okay, you're doing good. Okay, keep your eye on the ball.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay, I'm fine.
Okay. Okay, I'm fine.
One of the girls left her shoes.
One of the girls left her shoes.
One person doesn't win a game, the team wins the game.
One person doesn't win a game, the team wins the game.
One word about this and you'll never reach 15.
One word about this and you'll never reach 15.
One, two, one, two.
One, two, one, two.
One? Only one?
One? Only one?
Only two kinds of people on the soccer field,
Only two kinds of people on the soccer field,
Open your eyes!
Open your eyes!
Otherwise my mother wouldn't love you.
Otherwise my mother wouldn't love you.
Out here, I call the shots.
Out here, I call the shots.
Out of bounds. Ladybugs' ball.
Out of bounds. Ladybugs' ball.
Out of my way, sucker!
Out of my way, sucker!
Pass to me, I'm open!
Pass to me, I'm open!
Penalty kick for the Ladybugs.
Penalty kick for the Ladybugs.
Penny...
Penny...
Pester, come on!
Pester, come on!
Pester, take right wing. Kimberly, take left midfield.
Pester, take right wing. Kimberly, take left midfield.
Pester! You're in a different time zone!
Pester! You're in a different time zone!
Pester.
Pester.
Pick him up, pick him up, pick him up!
Pick him up, pick him up, pick him up!
Pictures.
Pictures.
Playing today is the Ladybugs versus the Flames.
Playing today is the Ladybugs versus the Flames.
Plenty of heat left in the old furnace, huh, baby?
Plenty of heat left in the old furnace, huh, baby?
Positively perfect pass play, Penny Pester!
Positively perfect pass play, Penny Pester!
Practice? Chester, why are you dressed like that?
Practice? Chester, why are you dressed like that?
Put it in there! Put it in there!
Put it in there! Put it in there!
Put the ball in the net!
Put the ball in the net!
Put your faster runners up front and your offense will be more effective.
Put your faster runners up front and your offense will be more effective.
Remember, there ain't nothing you can tell me
Remember, there ain't nothing you can tell me
Remember! Take no prisoners.
Remember! Take no prisoners.
Right now, all I care about is this team.
Right now, all I care about is this team.
Right over here, honey. Sit down there, will you?
Right over here, honey. Sit down there, will you?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm glad I'm me, not ugly like all of you!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm glad I'm me, not ugly like all of you!
Save this, sweetheart!
Save this, sweetheart!
See you this weekend. Okay.
See you this weekend. Okay.
She came over to see Martha. She just dropped in.
She came over to see Martha. She just dropped in.
She did it!
She did it!
She don't know I'm a boy.
She don't know I'm a boy.
She got upset and went home.
She got upset and went home.
She insisted that I go with them.
She insisted that I go with them.
She looked at me, she said,
She looked at me, she said,
She probably saw something she never sees at home.
She probably saw something she never sees at home.
She said it was a very good deal. And look, honey, it's a two story house.
She said it was a very good deal. And look, honey, it's a two story house.
She won't be here today.
She won't be here today.
She'll get a lot of mileage out of that one.
She'll get a lot of mileage out of that one.
She's a magician. She became the Great Wall.
She's a magician. She became the Great Wall.
She's embarrassing me.
She's embarrassing me.
She's in your hands.
She's in your hands.
She's really something different, you know.
She's really something different, you know.
She's the best player we have.
She's the best player we have.
Shit!
Shit!
Show no mercy!
Show no mercy!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Sit down!
Sit down!
So far it's just a meeting, so, you know, don't count on anything.
So far it's just a meeting, so, you know, don't count on anything.
So far this year, they only lost one game, you know.
So far this year, they only lost one game, you know.
So I could control the flow of the game, and help out the inexperienced players.
So I could control the flow of the game, and help out the inexperienced players.
So I figure, you know, if...
So I figure, you know, if...
So now I am totally involved.
So now I am totally involved.
So what? Big deal.
So what? Big deal.
So when people criticize you,
So when people criticize you,
So you can forget it, Paul, 'cause it's not going to happen.
So you can forget it, Paul, 'cause it's not going to happen.
So, come on, what happened?
So, come on, what happened?
So, goodbye, old office. Goodbye, desk. Goodbye, chair.
So, goodbye, old office. Goodbye, desk. Goodbye, chair.
So, how's Matthew?
So, how's Matthew?
So, that's the new team that he was playing on.
So, that's the new team that he was playing on.
So, why don't you come back some other time?
So, why don't you come back some other time?
So, you did it.
So, you did it.
Some of them are.
Some of them are.
Sometimes you get trapped, you have to lie.
Sometimes you get trapped, you have to lie.
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Sponsored by my company, the Ladybugs.
Sponsored by my company, the Ladybugs.
Stand up!
Stand up!
Starting off the season today are the Tornadoes versus the Ladybugs.
Starting off the season today are the Tornadoes versus the Ladybugs.
Stay indoors.
Stay indoors.
Stay out, you sicko!
Stay out, you sicko!
Stop hiding, Martha.
Stop hiding, Martha.
Stupid idiots!
Stupid idiots!
Suppose he has a gold card or new Porsche, or something.
Suppose he has a gold card or new Porsche, or something.
Suppose there's women in there?
Suppose there's women in there?
Sweeper, forward, backward, outfield, tight end, I played them all, you know?
Sweeper, forward, backward, outfield, tight end, I played them all, you know?
Take a look at this.
Take a look at this.
Take it easy, will you? This isn't the army, you know!
Take it easy, will you? This isn't the army, you know!
Take it easy. That hurts.
Take it easy. That hurts.
Take them home, you breathe heavy, you know what you're doing, you know?
Take them home, you breathe heavy, you know what you're doing, you know?
Taking.
Taking.
Tardiness is something I will not tolerate.
Tardiness is something I will not tolerate.
Tell her you love her eyes, her lips, her hair,
Tell her you love her eyes, her lips, her hair,
Tell him to wait. I'm busy.
Tell him to wait. I'm busy.
Tell me what they're doing wrong. Tell me what I'm doing wrong.
Tell me what they're doing wrong. Tell me what I'm doing wrong.
Tell me what they're doing wrong. Tell me what I'm doing wrong.
Tell me what they're doing wrong. Tell me what I'm doing wrong.
Tell me, how many goals did you score last year?
Tell me, how many goals did you score last year?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks to you, we won another one.
Thanks to you, we won another one.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks. Look, I'll meet you and Martha by the car.
Thanks. Look, I'll meet you and Martha by the car.
That day in the car when you got that call from Martha,
That day in the car when you got that call from Martha,
That does it! Prepare to defend yourself!
That does it! Prepare to defend yourself!
That figures.
That figures.
That I ain't heard before.
That I ain't heard before.
That strangers look up to you or your own kid?
That strangers look up to you or your own kid?
That was Matthew who called you.
That was Matthew who called you.
That way it's easier to kiss his ass.
That way it's easier to kiss his ass.
That your team is going to get crushed.
That your team is going to get crushed.
That, to me, shows leadership.
That, to me, shows leadership.
That's all I keep hearing. You want to be the best.
That's all I keep hearing. You want to be the best.
That's all right. I'm not hungry anyway.
That's all right. I'm not hungry anyway.
That's another thing, getting married. You know, I...
That's another thing, getting married. You know, I...
That's good.
That's good.
That's great. Goodbye, job. Hello, welfare.
That's great. Goodbye, job. Hello, welfare.
That's imagination.
That's imagination.
That's it, Lar! That's my girl!
That's it, Lar! That's my girl!
That's it.
That's it.
That's Mrs. Mullen. She's very classy.
That's Mrs. Mullen. She's very classy.
That's my daughter!
That's my daughter!
That's right, Coach Chester.
That's right, Coach Chester.
That's right. Martha is Matthew.
That's right. Martha is Matthew.
That's the kind of man I want in charge of my sales department.
That's the kind of man I want in charge of my sales department.
That's what I would do if I was playing.
That's what I would do if I was playing.
That's why I'm drinking.
That's why I'm drinking.
That's why your mother asked me to come out here and talk to you.
That's why your mother asked me to come out here and talk to you.
The best at boxing, the best at basketball, football.
The best at boxing, the best at basketball, football.
The best at track, we're the best at baseball,
The best at track, we're the best at baseball,
The best player we have?
The best player we have?
The best, the best.
The best, the best.
The coach is a really nice guy, once you get to know him.
The coach is a really nice guy, once you get to know him.
The Cokes, right. The Cokes.
The Cokes, right. The Cokes.
The day you came to the office with the wedding invitations,
The day you came to the office with the wedding invitations,
The first half is over.
The first half is over.
The Flames leading the Ladybugs, 3 nothing.
The Flames leading the Ladybugs, 3 nothing.
The game's going to be getting underway in just a second.
The game's going to be getting underway in just a second.
The kind of leadership I want at the head of my sales department.
The kind of leadership I want at the head of my sales department.
The Ladybugs are going to take this penalty kick
The Ladybugs are going to take this penalty kick
The Ladybugs are losers, Chester,
The Ladybugs are losers, Chester,
The Ladybugs have scored their first goal, folks!
The Ladybugs have scored their first goal, folks!
The Ladybugs have scored their second goal!
The Ladybugs have scored their second goal!
The music is on, you both want to do your thing,
The music is on, you both want to do your thing,
The new mall in the south district. Boy, what a beauty.
The new mall in the south district. Boy, what a beauty.
The next thing you know, they made me coach of the soccer team.
The next thing you know, they made me coach of the soccer team.
The next time you jump out of a car, make sure it's moving!
The next time you jump out of a car, make sure it's moving!
The only thing quicker than that is when I'm having sex.
The only thing quicker than that is when I'm having sex.
The questions get harder if you go along, you know.
The questions get harder if you go along, you know.
The quick and the dead! That's quick. Yes!
The quick and the dead! That's quick. Yes!
The same sports.
The same sports.
The score is now the Flames 3, the Ladybugs 2.
The score is now the Flames 3, the Ladybugs 2.
The score is now tied!
The score is now tied!
The start of the Rocky Mountain Soccer League,
The start of the Rocky Mountain Soccer League,
The team needs her.
The team needs her.
The way I acted wasn't nice. There was a reason for it.
The way I acted wasn't nice. There was a reason for it.
The way she parts her hair.
The way she parts her hair.
The way you made love last summer You ruined my spring
The way you made love last summer You ruined my spring
Then go find yourself a young lady.
Then go find yourself a young lady.
Then he has a new mall dedication at 4:00.
Then he has a new mall dedication at 4:00.
Then it's on to bigger and better things.
Then it's on to bigger and better things.
Then what's the problem?
Then what's the problem?
Then when you kiss, you'll see sparks.
Then when you kiss, you'll see sparks.
Then you have no future, and I'll have no car,
Then you have no future, and I'll have no car,
Then your mother and I can get married.
Then your mother and I can get married.
There you go. Oh, I'm sorry,
There you go. Oh, I'm sorry,
There's a big office right next to mine just waiting for a guy like you.
There's a big office right next to mine just waiting for a guy like you.
There's a rumor that you, on your soccer team,
There's a rumor that you, on your soccer team,
There's no more Martha.
There's no more Martha.
There's no time for jokes, Chester. Tell me you're kidding.
There's no time for jokes, Chester. Tell me you're kidding.
There's nothing to think about. Get her out of there.
There's nothing to think about. Get her out of there.
There's plenty of fish in the sea if you got the right bait.
There's plenty of fish in the sea if you got the right bait.
These things take time.
These things take time.
They broke her nail.
They broke her nail.
They broke my nail!
They broke my nail!
They broke your nail?
They broke your nail?
They kick the ball back and forth.
They kick the ball back and forth.
They kicked him off JV football and soccer.
They kicked him off JV football and soccer.
They kicked him off the soccer team? They're nuts.
They kicked him off the soccer team? They're nuts.
They never come through right away, you know.
They never come through right away, you know.
They ought to tell that guy the war's over.
They ought to tell that guy the war's over.
They say if you get too friendly, it's no good, you know.
They say if you get too friendly, it's no good, you know.
They should call people on the phone.
They should call people on the phone.
They won these trophies, and I'm very proud of them.
They won these trophies, and I'm very proud of them.
They'll take him back. They need him. He's a natural.
They'll take him back. They need him. He's a natural.
They're a tough team.
They're a tough team.
Think it over, will you?
Think it over, will you?
Think it over, will you?
Think it over, will you?
This game is a big one for me today, Julie.
This game is a big one for me today, Julie.
This is her first year. Let's hear it for Welfelt.
This is her first year. Let's hear it for Welfelt.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
This is the day we've all been waiting for,
This is the day we've all been waiting for,
This is the house the real estate lady told me about.
This is the house the real estate lady told me about.
This is where they practice. I want you to look at them.
This is where they practice. I want you to look at them.
This is where they practice. I want you to look at them.
This is where they practice. I want you to look at them.
This new year round sports program of yours
This new year round sports program of yours
This one's for you, Coach Chester.
This one's for you, Coach Chester.
This time next year, you'll have 10 men under you.
This time next year, you'll have 10 men under you.
Those seminars with Dr. Von Kemp really paid off.
Those seminars with Dr. Von Kemp really paid off.
To get to this game and, well, I'm here.
To get to this game and, well, I'm here.
To get what you want, you know, you do things you're not proud of.
To get what you want, you know, you do things you're not proud of.
To have a coach of your ability.
To have a coach of your ability.
To hell with your parents. You'll get it.
To hell with your parents. You'll get it.
To make sure the Ladybugs stay a championship team.
To make sure the Ladybugs stay a championship team.
To me they look like crushed insects, you know?
To me they look like crushed insects, you know?
To succeed in this world,
To succeed in this world,
Tom! No, no. Your timing's perfect.
Tom! No, no. Your timing's perfect.
Trap those beavers! Trap those beavers!
Trap those beavers! Trap those beavers!
Try and control the ball! Try and control the ball!
Try and control the ball! Try and control the ball!
Try and control the ball! Try and control the ball!
Try and control the ball! Try and control the ball!
Turn ons: Good Iooking guys, music,
Turn ons: Good Iooking guys, music,
Two story house, yeah.
Two story house, yeah.
Unless their parents come and pick them up.
Unless their parents come and pick them up.
Velez!
Velez!
Very cute. All the kid sees is his father's behind.
Very cute. All the kid sees is his father's behind.
Wait for me. I'll be there in a few minutes.
Wait for me. I'll be there in a few minutes.
Wait, back off, please.
Wait, back off, please.
Wait, Kim. Don't move.
Wait, Kim. Don't move.
Wait, the ball...
Wait, the ball...
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Wait! I'm a nurse, I'm a nurse!
Wait! I'm a nurse, I'm a nurse!
Want to go to a wedding? Yeah? Then get married.
Want to go to a wedding? Yeah? Then get married.
Watch it, guys. Just sit over there.
Watch it, guys. Just sit over there.
Watching some TV.
Watching some TV.
Way to go!
Way to go!
We both want the best for Mullen Industries,
We both want the best for Mullen Industries,
We got one game to go. We'll blow it. Get her out of the house!
We got one game to go. We'll blow it. Get her out of the house!
We have a dressing room right over here.
We have a dressing room right over here.
We have a lovely print we just got in. It's right here.
We have a lovely print we just got in. It's right here.
We hope to have an exciting afternoon here for you today
We hope to have an exciting afternoon here for you today
We laugh together, we like the same music,
We laugh together, we like the same music,
We must do everything we can to appear successful.
We must do everything we can to appear successful.
We need you out there.
We need you out there.
We walk up on the green, Bobby's looking at a 60 foot...
We walk up on the green, Bobby's looking at a 60 foot...
We want to win, don't we? She'll get over it.
We want to win, don't we? She'll get over it.
We were out on number three, you know, the par five.
We were out on number three, you know, the par five.
We were supposed to go to the movies together.
We were supposed to go to the movies together.
We'll come back to you later.
We'll come back to you later.
We'll hang out with Maryann and Biff and take Dad's car. That's deuce.
We'll hang out with Maryann and Biff and take Dad's car. That's deuce.
We're all God's children.
We're all God's children.
We're all looking forward for a fun day of soccer.
We're all looking forward for a fun day of soccer.
We're doing great already.
We're doing great already.
We're doing great already.
We're doing great already.
We're doing it!
We're doing it!
We're getting along real good, real good.
We're getting along real good, real good.
We're going to crush you, Chester!
We're going to crush you, Chester!
We're going to have to make a lot of changes before the next game.
We're going to have to make a lot of changes before the next game.
We're going to win this one. Get ready for it.
We're going to win this one. Get ready for it.
We're late for our team's practice, you know.
We're late for our team's practice, you know.
We're number one! We're number one!
We're number one! We're number one!
We're the best runners, the fastest runners,
We're the best runners, the fastest runners,
Wedding invitations. Who's getting married?
Wedding invitations. Who's getting married?
Welfelt!
Welfelt!
Well, actually, it's for his twin sister. They're the same size.
Well, actually, it's for his twin sister. They're the same size.
Well, at least I beat the check.
Well, at least I beat the check.
Well, can I watch with you?
Well, can I watch with you?
Well, Coach Chester,
Well, Coach Chester,
Well, did you talk to Matthew yet?
Well, did you talk to Matthew yet?
Well, first of all, you have no strategy.
Well, first of all, you have no strategy.
Well, good things happen to little girls who are patient.
Well, good things happen to little girls who are patient.
Well, he's playing like a psycho. He's nuts.
Well, he's playing like a psycho. He's nuts.
Well, here it is.
Well, here it is.
Well, I got a book on soccer.
Well, I got a book on soccer.
Well, I got to kiss the boss' ass.
Well, I got to kiss the boss' ass.
Well, I'd like him to try it on,
Well, I'd like him to try it on,
Well, I'll be damned.
Well, I'll be damned.
Well, I'll see you. I got to go check out the girls.
Well, I'll see you. I got to go check out the girls.
Well, I'll tell you what I mean. Let me give you a few tips.
Well, I'll tell you what I mean. Let me give you a few tips.
Well, I'm Coach Annie with the Beavers, and so far this year, we're undefeated.
Well, I'm Coach Annie with the Beavers, and so far this year, we're undefeated.
Well, I'm glad you're sitting down because, girls, there is no Martha.
Well, I'm glad you're sitting down because, girls, there is no Martha.
Well, I'm on my lunch hour.
Well, I'm on my lunch hour.
Well, if I'm an asshole, there's a reason for it.
Well, if I'm an asshole, there's a reason for it.
Well, it's okay with me.
Well, it's okay with me.
Well, Kimberly, all kids get pressure from their parents.
Well, Kimberly, all kids get pressure from their parents.
Well, let me tell you this, Kimberly Mullen...
Well, let me tell you this, Kimberly Mullen...
Well, let me think about it, Chester.
Well, let me think about it, Chester.
Well, Mr. Vice President, I'm very proud of you.
Well, Mr. Vice President, I'm very proud of you.
Well, now look at it this way, Mr. Mullen,
Well, now look at it this way, Mr. Mullen,
Well, she's very busy, you know. She does a lot of charity work.
Well, she's very busy, you know. She does a lot of charity work.
Well, something has to be done. I just wish I knew what.
Well, something has to be done. I just wish I knew what.
Well, that's a good idea. That makes sense.
Well, that's a good idea. That makes sense.
Well, that's it. I'm just gonna have to get a bigger refrigerator.
Well, that's it. I'm just gonna have to get a bigger refrigerator.
Well, they can't get much worse. Because of his poor grades,
Well, they can't get much worse. Because of his poor grades,
Well, this is it, honey. I got to get down to the field.
Well, this is it, honey. I got to get down to the field.
Well, we're a team, you know? I helped pick out the wig.
Well, we're a team, you know? I helped pick out the wig.
Well, we're gonna have to do without Martha, too. She's a no show.
Well, we're gonna have to do without Martha, too. She's a no show.
Well, what a cute little girl.
Well, what a cute little girl.
Well, what happened was,
Well, what happened was,
Well, you better do something.
Well, you better do something.
Well, you could go with me.
Well, you could go with me.
Well, you know what they say,
Well, you know what they say,
Well, you know, I'm entitled, I figured, you know...
Well, you know, I'm entitled, I figured, you know...
Well, you know, Mr. Mullen, the reason I asked to see you is,
Well, you know, Mr. Mullen, the reason I asked to see you is,
Well, you know, you name it, I played it, Mrs. Mullen.
Well, you know, you name it, I played it, Mrs. Mullen.
What a feeling!
What a feeling!
What a lady.
What a lady.
What about Larimer, there, the little black girl?
What about Larimer, there, the little black girl?
What are you doing here? The girls are all over there.
What are you doing here? The girls are all over there.
What are you doing in the middle defense? Come on, guys.
What are you doing in the middle defense? Come on, guys.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you laughing at?
What are you laughing at?
What beautiful hair.
What beautiful hair.
What could be so hard? They were champs last year,
What could be so hard? They were champs last year,
What did you do?
What did you do?
What did you do?
What did you do?
What do we need wedding invitations for, anyway?
What do we need wedding invitations for, anyway?
What do you mean, psych them out?
What do you mean, psych them out?
What do you say we practice till you meet the right guy?
What do you say we practice till you meet the right guy?
What do you think, huh?
What do you think, huh?
What does the score say?
What does the score say?
What good is being the best if it brings out the worst in you?
What good is being the best if it brings out the worst in you?
What happened to the weightlifting class?
What happened to the weightlifting class?
What happened, anyway?
What happened, anyway?
What happened, Chester? Was she hurt bad?
What happened, Chester? Was she hurt bad?
What is she doing here?
What is she doing here?
What is this, a drag race?
What is this, a drag race?
What kind of kiss was that? What am I, your sister?
What kind of kiss was that? What am I, your sister?
What makes you think I'd take a chance with you again?
What makes you think I'd take a chance with you again?
What the hell do you know about soccer?
What the hell do you know about soccer?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell's going on? I'd like to know.
What the hell's going on? I'd like to know.
What, are you celebrating or sneezing? Julie, everything's working out great.
What, are you celebrating or sneezing? Julie, everything's working out great.
What? Could you run that by me one more time?
What? Could you run that by me one more time?
What? She put Chu at center, Heape at goalie.
What? She put Chu at center, Heape at goalie.
What? What?
What? What?
What? Why are you looking at me like that?
What? Why are you looking at me like that?
What's going on here? Matthew, why are you dressed like that?
What's going on here? Matthew, why are you dressed like that?
What's in the bag?
What's in the bag?
What's more important than a beautiful wedding invitation?
What's more important than a beautiful wedding invitation?
What's more important?
What's more important?
What's she doing here?
What's she doing here?
What's taking you so long? You're a young kid.
What's taking you so long? You're a young kid.
What's the matter? Don't you like boys?
What's the matter? Don't you like boys?
What's your problem? Did y'all have a fight?
What's your problem? Did y'all have a fight?
Whatever you can remember, kid.
Whatever you can remember, kid.
When I point to you, I want you to stand up, state your name,
When I point to you, I want you to stand up, state your name,
When I told her I didn't want her to play in today's game,
When I told her I didn't want her to play in today's game,
When I was a kid I did the same thing. I used to dress up like a girl, too.
When I was a kid I did the same thing. I used to dress up like a girl, too.
When you came here this morning, you were losers!
When you came here this morning, you were losers!
When you got up this morning and you looked in the mirror,
When you got up this morning and you looked in the mirror,
Whip it out!
Whip it out!
Whip it out!
Whip it out!
Why don't we go and get some, okay?
Why don't we go and get some, okay?
Why don't you go in there while I close the door.
Why don't you go in there while I close the door.
Why is this door closed?
Why is this door closed?
Why me? Why me?
Why me? Why me?
Why, she changed around all the positions here.
Why, she changed around all the positions here.
Why, you're one of the prettiest girls on the team.
Why, you're one of the prettiest girls on the team.
Win the game, win the game, win the game.
Win the game, win the game, win the game.
With everything that's going on, you have so much on your mind.
With everything that's going on, you have so much on your mind.
With girls, I've been through it all.
With girls, I've been through it all.
Wonder what the kids would look like.
Wonder what the kids would look like.
Would you please care to step in?
Would you please care to step in?
Would you rather I call my mother, Chester?
Would you rather I call my mother, Chester?
Wound, whip, kill, capture, and/or destroy the enemy!
Wound, whip, kill, capture, and/or destroy the enemy!
Wow! Who lived here before, the Addams family?
Wow! Who lived here before, the Addams family?
Yachting. Best at sports, you kidding?
Yachting. Best at sports, you kidding?
Yeah, but it doesn't seem to be working out.
Yeah, but it doesn't seem to be working out.
Yeah, did he tell you the story about the three hookers
Yeah, did he tell you the story about the three hookers
Yeah, from now on don't get behind an old lady with coupons.
Yeah, from now on don't get behind an old lady with coupons.
Yeah, head over heels.
Yeah, head over heels.
Yeah, hold it, hold it, all right? We'll make believe we heard it for Chu.
Yeah, hold it, hold it, all right? We'll make believe we heard it for Chu.
Yeah, I do. But I don't think they like me.
Yeah, I do. But I don't think they like me.
Yeah, I feel very manly.
Yeah, I feel very manly.
Yeah, I finally got some respect.
Yeah, I finally got some respect.
Yeah, I know. She handles all the policemen's balls.
Yeah, I know. She handles all the policemen's balls.
Yeah, I know. She's not talking to me too much, either.
Yeah, I know. She's not talking to me too much, either.
Yeah, I'd like to see a nice dress for a young lady.
Yeah, I'd like to see a nice dress for a young lady.
Yeah, I'm just under a lot of pressure, that's all.
Yeah, I'm just under a lot of pressure, that's all.
Yeah, it sounds great, Chester, but I've heard it all before.
Yeah, it sounds great, Chester, but I've heard it all before.
Yeah, just a minute!
Yeah, just a minute!
Yeah, let's go home. We'll beat the traffic.
Yeah, let's go home. We'll beat the traffic.
Yeah, me, too. Chester, I'm worried about Matthew.
Yeah, me, too. Chester, I'm worried about Matthew.
Yeah, now it's our turn. We're gonna kick some butt.
Yeah, now it's our turn. We're gonna kick some butt.
Yeah, thanks, honey.
Yeah, thanks, honey.
Yeah, they'll thank me for returning you.
Yeah, they'll thank me for returning you.
Yeah, very classy.
Yeah, very classy.
Yeah, water polo.
Yeah, water polo.
Yeah, well I know what my girls can do.
Yeah, well I know what my girls can do.
Yeah, well.
Yeah, well.
Yeah, yeah, he's right here. Hold on.
Yeah, yeah, he's right here. Hold on.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! All right!
Yeah! All right!
Yeah? Were you a sweeper or a forward?
Yeah? Were you a sweeper or a forward?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. The trouble is, my hook ain't what it used to be.
Yeah. The trouble is, my hook ain't what it used to be.
Yes, he is. Look, I'm sorry I'm late. I just...
Yes, he is. Look, I'm sorry I'm late. I just...
Yes, I would, Coach Chester.
Yes, I would, Coach Chester.
Yes, I'm here to pick up my daughter, Martha.
Yes, I'm here to pick up my daughter, Martha.
Yes, of course. Just a moment, please.
Yes, of course. Just a moment, please.
Yes, Pester!
Yes, Pester!
Yes, sir. You may go up now.
Yes, sir. You may go up now.
Yes, we won! We won!
Yes, we won! We won!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! That's fast.
Yes! That's fast.
Yes?
Yes?
You are a great salesman, Chester,
You are a great salesman, Chester,
You are now prepared and equipped to take your rightful places
You are now prepared and equipped to take your rightful places
You are ready and armed!
You are ready and armed!
You called me Chester and not Chesterfield.
You called me Chester and not Chesterfield.
You called me Chester and not Chesterfield.
You called me Chester and not Chesterfield.
You came out here for something that you want.
You came out here for something that you want.
You can burn your bras, when you get them.
You can burn your bras, when you get them.
You can do it. Don't be afraid, Pester, okay? The ball ain't going to bite.
You can do it. Don't be afraid, Pester, okay? The ball ain't going to bite.
You can hit it a little harder. I mean, kick it, kick it, kick.
You can hit it a little harder. I mean, kick it, kick it, kick.
You can pass it.
You can pass it.
You can see the whole field. You don't miss any action.
You can see the whole field. You don't miss any action.
You can't beat true love. Have lots of babies.
You can't beat true love. Have lots of babies.
You can't do that. You're out of the...
You can't do that. You're out of the...
You can't quit now. You'll lose your job.
You can't quit now. You'll lose your job.
You could even become a member of my country club.
You could even become a member of my country club.
You could sell anything, Chester.
You could sell anything, Chester.
You did it!
You did it!
You did? With who? Judge Cole, that old bastard.
You did? With who? Judge Cole, that old bastard.
You didn't come out here to help me.
You didn't come out here to help me.
You didn't need Martha to win.
You didn't need Martha to win.
You didn't say goodbye to the plants.
You didn't say goodbye to the plants.
You don't know how right you are.
You don't know how right you are.
You don't need a boy to help you win. You're women! You don't need anyone!
You don't need a boy to help you win. You're women! You don't need anyone!
You don't need Martha anymore.
You don't need Martha anymore.
You don't want to leave the game, do you, Pester?
You don't want to leave the game, do you, Pester?
You eyeing him, he's eyeing you,
You eyeing him, he's eyeing you,
You gave no one else a chance to play.
You gave no one else a chance to play.
You get the whole perspective. Go on, sit here. Go ahead, will you?
You get the whole perspective. Go on, sit here. Go ahead, will you?
You go out there, what do you meet?
You go out there, what do you meet?
You gonna say no? No!
You gonna say no? No!
You got the wrong place, lady. It's the men's room.
You got the wrong place, lady. It's the men's room.
You got to be careful when you read a book about positions.
You got to be careful when you read a book about positions.
You got to be mentally tough as well as physically tough!
You got to be mentally tough as well as physically tough!
You got to help me.
You got to help me.
You got to make sure to keep my mother out of the kitchen.
You got to make sure to keep my mother out of the kitchen.
You got to psych them out.
You got to psych them out.
You got to work on your jab, your hook and your slip is showing.
You got to work on your jab, your hook and your slip is showing.
You guys are going to do something amazing today.
You guys are going to do something amazing today.
You have a meeting with the man himself, Mr. Mullen.
You have a meeting with the man himself, Mr. Mullen.
You have been cautioned. Next time, you'll be sent off!
You have been cautioned. Next time, you'll be sent off!
You have five seconds to get Kimberly out of there.
You have five seconds to get Kimberly out of there.
You have no idea.
You have no idea.
You have to be considerate, loving, giving...
You have to be considerate, loving, giving...
You have to go to the bathroom, go ahead.
You have to go to the bathroom, go ahead.
You know a good decorator?
You know a good decorator?
You know how kids are, they're always doing crazy things.
You know how kids are, they're always doing crazy things.
You know the promotion I got at work? I never got it.
You know the promotion I got at work? I never got it.
You know we like to do things to make each other happy.
You know we like to do things to make each other happy.
You know, girls want to be boys. Boys want to be girls.
You know, girls want to be boys. Boys want to be girls.
You know, I remember our last conversation.
You know, I remember our last conversation.
You know, I still can't believe you never got married.
You know, I still can't believe you never got married.
You know, I think I'm getting better, don't you?
You know, I think I'm getting better, don't you?
You know, I work hard. And I'm a company man, you know?
You know, I work hard. And I'm a company man, you know?
You know, I've never seen you with your hair down.
You know, I've never seen you with your hair down.
You know, in case I haven't told you lately, I'm very proud of you.
You know, in case I haven't told you lately, I'm very proud of you.
You know, it's getting kind of hot in here.
You know, it's getting kind of hot in here.
You know, it's one thing to lie to me, but to corrupt my son.
You know, it's one thing to lie to me, but to corrupt my son.
You know, Mrs. Mullen, when I see these trophies
You know, Mrs. Mullen, when I see these trophies
You know, we have so much in common.
You know, we have so much in common.
You know, with the right training, she could be the best player we have.
You know, with the right training, she could be the best player we have.
You meet girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls.
You meet girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls.
You ought to get out there and start dating again.
You ought to get out there and start dating again.
You poor dear! Show me where it hurts.
You poor dear! Show me where it hurts.
You read my mind. Thanks.
You read my mind. Thanks.
You really wanted to marry my mother.
You really wanted to marry my mother.
You say no, you got to be crazy!
You say no, you got to be crazy!
You take it.
You take it.
You were losers!
You were losers!
You'll meet a boy who has braces.
You'll meet a boy who has braces.
You'll never get into college.
You'll never get into college.
You'll thank me one day. I'll make men out of you!
You'll thank me one day. I'll make men out of you!
You're a great guy, I know.
You're a great guy, I know.
You're a loser, Chester!
You're a loser, Chester!
You're a lovely little girl. Come on over here with me, will you?
You're a lovely little girl. Come on over here with me, will you?
You're contagious.
You're contagious.
You're going to look good in that big office.
You're going to look good in that big office.
You're going to play the best game of your life.
You're going to play the best game of your life.
You're gonna have to do without Kimberly today, Chester.
You're gonna have to do without Kimberly today, Chester.
You're gonna spoil your dinner. Why don't you go on home?
You're gonna spoil your dinner. Why don't you go on home?
You're liberated! You got the vote!
You're liberated! You got the vote!
You're on top of the world.
You're on top of the world.
You're pretty sure of yourself, aren't you?
You're pretty sure of yourself, aren't you?
You're right. And they're all about you.
You're right. And they're all about you.
You're right. He's a small boy. He don't know nothing!
You're right. He's a small boy. He don't know nothing!
You're right. I love to win.
You're right. I love to win.
You're too particular, that's your problem.
You're too particular, that's your problem.
You're up against a tough, tough bunch of girls.
You're up against a tough, tough bunch of girls.
You've made terrific progress. You almost won the last game.
You've made terrific progress. You almost won the last game.
Your mother thinks I got it. I just can't tell her the truth.
Your mother thinks I got it. I just can't tell her the truth.
Your players need to learn some basic skills.
Your players need to learn some basic skills.
Zigzag, zigzag. No, zigzag like this, you know.
Zigzag, zigzag. No, zigzag like this, you know.
10:00 tomorrow morning, I'm seeing the big boss, Mr. Mullen.
10:00 tomorrow morning, I'm seeing the big boss, Mr. Mullen.
10:00 tomorrow, in his office. So don't forget.
10:00 tomorrow, in his office. So don't forget.
A boy! Martha...
A boy! Martha...
A kicker. A kicker?
A kicker. A kicker?
All right, all right. Hey, Matthew, go long.
All right, all right. Hey, Matthew, go long.
All right! Beautiful! I told you, you're beautiful!
All right! Beautiful! I told you, you're beautiful!
All right! They did it! Our first score!
All right! They did it! Our first score!
All right. Come on.
All right. Come on.
and good Iooking guys. Okay, okay, okay.
and good Iooking guys. Okay, okay, okay.
And I'll be around if you need me. Okay.
And I'll be around if you need me. Okay.
And the reason is... Chester, no. Honey, it was my fault.
And the reason is... Chester, no. Honey, it was my fault.
and we both played soccer. Chester.
and we both played soccer. Chester.
Are you with me? Yeah!
Are you with me? Yeah!
Beautiful, beautiful. Oh, Chester.
Beautiful, beautiful. Oh, Chester.
But we need her! It's not fair.
But we need her! It's not fair.
But, Dave... Get her out!
But, Dave... Get her out!
But, Mom... Go to your room!
But, Mom... Go to your room!
Can I sit over here? Over here?
Can I sit over here? Over here?
Can you wait till you get home? No way.
Can you wait till you get home? No way.
Chester, good luck. Okay, Mr. Mullen.
Chester, good luck. Okay, Mr. Mullen.
Chester, it feels great! Dave, you should know.
Chester, it feels great! Dave, you should know.
Chester! I got to go. They're waiting for me.
Chester! I got to go. They're waiting for me.
Chester! I got to go. They're waiting for me.
Chester! I got to go. They're waiting for me.
Chester! I'm sorry, I thought I saw a raccoon.
Chester! I'm sorry, I thought I saw a raccoon.
Chester. Hey, Bess.
Chester. Hey, Bess.
Chester. I want Kimberly out of the game.
Chester. I want Kimberly out of the game.
Chester. Mr. Mullen, how are you?
Chester. Mr. Mullen, how are you?
Chester. Yeah?
Chester. Yeah?
Come on, are you all right, seven? Yeah, okay. Yeah.
Come on, are you all right, seven? Yeah, okay. Yeah.
Come on, Pester. I don't want to. I'm scared.
Come on, Pester. I don't want to. I'm scared.
Come with me, will you? Get ready.
Come with me, will you? Get ready.
Dave, look. It's Kimberly.
Dave, look. It's Kimberly.
Dear, say hello to Chester Lee. How do you do?
Dear, say hello to Chester Lee. How do you do?
Did he just tell you to bench Kim? Matthew, I had no choice.
Did he just tell you to bench Kim? Matthew, I had no choice.
Did you break her nail? Way to go!
Did you break her nail? Way to go!
Did you look at them? Yeah, I looked at them.
Did you look at them? Yeah, I looked at them.
Don't worry, Martha. It'll all work out. When?
Don't worry, Martha. It'll all work out. When?
Everybody likes me. Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me. Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me. Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me. Everybody likes me.
Excuse me. Getting off. Getting off.
Excuse me. Getting off. Getting off.
Get away from her. Oh, my God, Penny!
Get away from her. Oh, my God, Penny!
Get those nail breakers! Get those nail breakers!
Get those nail breakers! Get those nail breakers!
Getting off. Getting off.
Getting off. Getting off.
Give me another one. Kid, you've had enough.
Give me another one. Kid, you've had enough.
God, I can't believe I'm doing this. Don't worry. I'll be finished soon.
God, I can't believe I'm doing this. Don't worry. I'll be finished soon.
Good girl! Goody, goody!
Good girl! Goody, goody!
Good hands! Good save!
Good hands! Good save!
Good luck. Thanks.
Good luck. Thanks.
Good. I'll walk you to your car. No. I can stay for a little while.
Good. I'll walk you to your car. No. I can stay for a little while.
Guess who. Tom Cruise.
Guess who. Tom Cruise.
Hello? I just want to remind you,
Hello? I just want to remind you,
Here you are, honey. Sit right here. This is a better seat?
Here you are, honey. Sit right here. This is a better seat?
Hey, sexy, how you doing? Oh, Chester.
Hey, sexy, how you doing? Oh, Chester.
Hey, we'll join a country club. We'll become alcoholic snobs.
Hey, we'll join a country club. We'll become alcoholic snobs.
Hey, what are you doing? I'm thinking of replacing Pester.
Hey, what are you doing? I'm thinking of replacing Pester.
Hi, honey. Having a good day? Hi.
Hi, honey. Having a good day? Hi.
Hi, I'm Kimberly. Well, hi, I'm...
Hi, I'm Kimberly. Well, hi, I'm...
Hi, Martha. Hi, Martha.
Hi, Martha. Hi, Martha.
Hi, Mrs. Yollick. Are you all right, Matthew?
Hi, Mrs. Yollick. Are you all right, Matthew?
Hi, Pester. Hi, Pester.
Hi, Pester. Hi, Pester.
How about some Cokes? I'll have a Coke. Yeah.
How about some Cokes? I'll have a Coke. Yeah.
How are you doing? Hi, Pester.
How are you doing? Hi, Pester.
How come? Her father, he wouldn't let her play.
How come? Her father, he wouldn't let her play.
How's it going? Hey, Matthew.
How's it going? Hey, Matthew.
I almost walked into the men's room. Almost.
I almost walked into the men's room. Almost.
I am great. I am wonderful. I am great. I am wonderful.
I am great. I am wonderful. I am great. I am wonderful.
I am great. I am wonderful. I am great. I am wonderful.
I am great. I am wonderful. I am great. I am wonderful.
I believe we still got a good chance. Good chance.
I believe we still got a good chance. Good chance.
I got a headache. Is it bad?
I got a headache. Is it bad?
I love you! Chester!
I love you! Chester!
I never looked at it that way. Yeah, well, I look at it that way.
I never looked at it that way. Yeah, well, I look at it that way.
I said, thanks anyway. Matthew, this is ridiculous.
I said, thanks anyway. Matthew, this is ridiculous.
I think she's all right. She's okay.
I think she's all right. She's okay.
I want to stay. Okay.
I want to stay. Okay.
I'll be right back, okay? Okay.
I'll be right back, okay? Okay.
I'll be right back. Okay, thanks.
I'll be right back. Okay, thanks.
I'm hanging in there. Yeah, me, too.
I'm hanging in there. Yeah, me, too.
I'm looking for Coach Chester. Yeah. Right here.
I'm looking for Coach Chester. Yeah. Right here.
I'm warning you, I never hit a lady! And I'm warning you, she's no lady!
I'm warning you, I never hit a lady! And I'm warning you, she's no lady!
Is she okay? That's tripping on blue.
Is she okay? That's tripping on blue.
It was very nice to have met you. Toodley do.
It was very nice to have met you. Toodley do.
It's almost done. All right, Chester, how you doing?
It's almost done. All right, Chester, how you doing?
Julie, get the girls. Okay, come on, Kimberly.
Julie, get the girls. Okay, come on, Kimberly.
Kick, turn, kick, turn, kick, turn. Like this?
Kick, turn, kick, turn, kick, turn. Like this?
Kick. Chester.
Kick. Chester.
Kickoff. Are you the captain?
Kickoff. Are you the captain?
Kimberly. What a surprise. Hi, Martha.
Kimberly. What a surprise. Hi, Martha.
Kimberly's ready and raring to go. All right, I need her.
Kimberly's ready and raring to go. All right, I need her.
Larimer, get ready. Come on, come on.
Larimer, get ready. Come on, come on.
Larimer! Yes!
Larimer! Yes!
Let me at him, Chester... Take it easy! Take it easy.
Let me at him, Chester... Take it easy! Take it easy.
Martha, where are you? Martha, come out.
Martha, where are you? Martha, come out.
Martha! Chester?
Martha! Chester?
Martha! It's coming to you!
Martha! It's coming to you!
Martha! Martha?
Martha! Martha?
Martha. Hi.
Martha. Hi.
Matthew? Mom!
Matthew? Mom!
Mullen's going to be here. You are right, Chester.
Mullen's going to be here. You are right, Chester.
My favorite book is A Wrinkle in Time. All right. Okay, Sally Anne.
My favorite book is A Wrinkle in Time. All right. Okay, Sally Anne.
My wife and I are very pleased. Really?
My wife and I are very pleased. Really?
Nice and easy. Okay, Fred.
Nice and easy. Okay, Fred.
Nice try. Where's your mother? I don't know. I'm busy.
Nice try. Where's your mother? I don't know. I'm busy.
No Cokes? The Cokes, the Cokes!
No Cokes? The Cokes, the Cokes!
None? This is my first year.
None? This is my first year.
Oh, my God! Beat them up! Now attack!
Oh, my God! Beat them up! Now attack!
Oh, Penny... Go away!
Oh, Penny... Go away!
Okay, Dave. Chester, you keep up the good work,
Okay, Dave. Chester, you keep up the good work,
Okay, I'd really like to. Okay.
Okay, I'd really like to. Okay.
Okay. It's in the family room. Okay.
Okay. It's in the family room. Okay.
Pass me the ball. I'm open. Out of the way.
Pass me the ball. I'm open. Out of the way.
Pester, come on. Jesus.
Pester, come on. Jesus.
Pester! Okay. Open your eyes, Pester.
Pester! Okay. Open your eyes, Pester.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Say, are you Coach Chester Lee? That's right.
Say, are you Coach Chester Lee? That's right.
So he could get a winning team. Matthew, go to your room.
So he could get a winning team. Matthew, go to your room.
so I have things to do. Yeah.
so I have things to do. Yeah.
Stop the ball! Go home! Your mama wants you!
Stop the ball! Go home! Your mama wants you!
Sure. That's great. Okay.
Sure. That's great. Okay.
Tell me about it. Maybe I can help. How could you help me?
Tell me about it. Maybe I can help. How could you help me?
Thank you. You're my best friend. Okay. Okay, good.
Thank you. You're my best friend. Okay. Okay, good.
Thanks, Martha. Bye. All right, you got it.
Thanks, Martha. Bye. All right, you got it.
That must have been awful. Yeah. Somewhat exciting.
That must have been awful. Yeah. Somewhat exciting.
That's our girl, Chu! Chu! Chu!
That's our girl, Chu! Chu! Chu!
That's perfect. All right, call me. Okay.
That's perfect. All right, call me. Okay.
There she is. Well, go ahead. Talk to her.
There she is. Well, go ahead. Talk to her.
They broke her nail! David, they broke her nail.
They broke her nail! David, they broke her nail.
This is it. Now! Stop it. Matthew's home!
This is it. Now! Stop it. Matthew's home!
This ought to be something. Martha!
This ought to be something. Martha!
Use the ladies' room. I can't.
Use the ladies' room. I can't.
Wait. Okay, I got it.
Wait. Okay, I got it.
We are. Well, good for you.
We are. Well, good for you.
We'll stay in the best hotels. We'll steal better towels.
We'll stay in the best hotels. We'll steal better towels.
Well, did you get the promotion? I'll get the promotion.
Well, did you get the promotion? I'll get the promotion.
Well, what do you think? What do I think?
Well, what do you think? What do I think?
What position did you play? I was a...
What position did you play? I was a...
What? What?
What? What?
What? You gonna coach what? Take it easy, will you?
What? You gonna coach what? Take it easy, will you?
What're you doing to my little girl? She's out of the game!
What're you doing to my little girl? She's out of the game!
What's your name? Kimberly, Kimberly Mullen.
What's your name? Kimberly, Kimberly Mullen.
Who is that man? Oh, yeah, I'm fine, Mrs. Yollick.
Who is that man? Oh, yeah, I'm fine, Mrs. Yollick.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
You crazy girl. Chester, hi.
You crazy girl. Chester, hi.
You did it, Martha! Don't mess up my hair.
You did it, Martha! Don't mess up my hair.
You don't say. Yeah.
You don't say. Yeah.
You got to change your behavior. Oh, and what did I do?
You got to change your behavior. Oh, and what did I do?
You know anything else about soccer? Not much.
You know anything else about soccer? Not much.
You know nothing about soccer? All I know is you can't use your hands.
You know nothing about soccer? All I know is you can't use your hands.
You're all set. Chester, here they come.
You're all set. Chester, here they come.
...he walks on the green and screams at him,
...he walks on the green and screams at him,
'cause you're a loser!
'cause you're a loser!
"ball control is the second most important thing."
"ball control is the second most important thing."
"can bring one the greatest sense of pride.
"can bring one the greatest sense of pride.
"Christ, you can kick it in from there. Take it away."
"Christ, you can kick it in from there. Take it away."
"College is important and I have to scrub floors."
"College is important and I have to scrub floors."
"For a young soccer player, the simple act of kicking the soccer ball
"For a young soccer player, the simple act of kicking the soccer ball
"Have you already discovered
"Have you already discovered
"Hello, and welcome to the wonderful world
"Hello, and welcome to the wonderful world
"I got to take a leak so bad I can taste it."
"I got to take a leak so bad I can taste it."
"If kicking is the most important thing in soccer,
"If kicking is the most important thing in soccer,
"More than anything, the goalie is the intellectual ruler of the game.
"More than anything, the goalie is the intellectual ruler of the game.
"Not playing."
"Not playing."
"Number three, treat the ball as if it were a fragile egg.
"Number three, treat the ball as if it were a fragile egg.
"Number two, move into the path of the ball.
"Number two, move into the path of the ball.
"of coaching youth soccer.
"of coaching youth soccer.
"Relax and withdraw when you make contact."
"Relax and withdraw when you make contact."
"Sharp, cunning, observant."
"Sharp, cunning, observant."
"that you know less about the sport than the players on your team?"
"that you know less about the sport than the players on your team?"
"We?" What you talking about "we?"
"We?" What you talking about "we?"

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