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Ladybugs (1992) "Ladybugs" is a comedy film released in 1992. The story revolves around a young boy named Matthew, played

Ladybugs (1992)

"Ladybugs" is a comedy film released in 1992. The story revolves around a young boy named Matthew, played by Rodney Dangerfield, who disguises himself as a girl to join a girls' soccer team. Hilarity ensues as he tries to lead his team to victory while keeping his true identity a secret. This light-hearted movie also features Jackeé Harry, Jonathan Brandis, and Ilene Graff. You can catch the laughter-inducing moments of "Ladybugs" and download the soundtrack here.

A dear? More like a fox.
A dear? More like a fox.
A girl doesn't give the opposing team the finger
A girl doesn't give the opposing team the finger
A girl doesn't refer to the referee as a blind bastard.
A girl doesn't refer to the referee as a blind bastard.
A girl doesn't slap another girl on the ass and say, "You're hot stuff."
A girl doesn't slap another girl on the ass and say, "You're hot stuff."
A look at the bulletin board, you can see the last quarter,
A look at the bulletin board, you can see the last quarter,
A man in charge, a man who really knows his soccer.
A man in charge, a man who really knows his soccer.
A rebuilding year. Thanks a lot. I'm off to a great stop.
A rebuilding year. Thanks a lot. I'm off to a great stop.
About what happened at the game today.
About what happened at the game today.
Act on what I've said, David.
Act on what I've said, David.
After the game, no showers.
After the game, no showers.
After you move in, you get another story.
After you move in, you get another story.
All he cares about is sports.
All he cares about is sports.
All I know is, I got a lot of balls.
All I know is, I got a lot of balls.
All right, boys. This is the big one. The championship game.
All right, boys. This is the big one. The championship game.
All right, but before you go, I just want to show you this.
All right, but before you go, I just want to show you this.
All right, Chester.
All right, Chester.
All right, don't worry. If it's too tight, you'll get used to it.
All right, don't worry. If it's too tight, you'll get used to it.
All right, girls, meet our new Ladybug, Martha.
All right, girls, meet our new Ladybug, Martha.
All right, girls, settle down, settle down! Take it easy, will you?
All right, girls, settle down, settle down! Take it easy, will you?
All right, guys! All right, Martha!
All right, guys! All right, Martha!
All right, now turn around. I'll put the wig on.
All right, now turn around. I'll put the wig on.
All right, now, girls, this is our first game out of town.
All right, now, girls, this is our first game out of town.
All right, we'll start with... you.
All right, we'll start with... you.
All right, who's going to take the kick, bugs?
All right, who's going to take the kick, bugs?
All right, who's going to take the kick?
All right, who's going to take the kick?
All right, you look like a young lady. Now you have to act like one.
All right, you look like a young lady. Now you have to act like one.
All right! We did it, Chester!
All right! We did it, Chester!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. It's not my birthday. What have you done wrong?
All right. It's not my birthday. What have you done wrong?
All right. Put him on.
All right. Put him on.
All the girls got to like each other.
All the girls got to like each other.
All those beautiful people in this neighborhood
All those beautiful people in this neighborhood
All we have to do is bring home a championship team!
All we have to do is bring home a championship team!
American coin. Heads or tails, call it in the air.
American coin. Heads or tails, call it in the air.
And a girl doesn't say,
And a girl doesn't say,
And Bess kept kicking me.
And Bess kept kicking me.
And don't worry about Matthew. Things will get better.
And don't worry about Matthew. Things will get better.
And here comes our star player.
And here comes our star player.
And I can't stand lying to her.
And I can't stand lying to her.
And I gave him a BB gun,
And I gave him a BB gun,
And I heard about your team. So far this year, you've lost two.
And I heard about your team. So far this year, you've lost two.
And I just want to tell you
And I just want to tell you
And I love being the best.
And I love being the best.
And I talked him into playing with me.
And I talked him into playing with me.
And I think it's because I never really believed
And I think it's because I never really believed
And I told her, "Don't touch me. You can't use your hands."
And I told her, "Don't touch me. You can't use your hands."
And I'm not so foolish as to come here and burden you with new techniques.
And I'm not so foolish as to come here and burden you with new techniques.
And I'm showing you this for one reason.
And I'm showing you this for one reason.
And if it means my job, too bad.
And if it means my job, too bad.
And if you lose your job, I'll lose my job.
And if you lose your job, I'll lose my job.
And if you were in my army, I'd have you on latrine duty!
And if you were in my army, I'd have you on latrine duty!
And just my luck, you probably wouldn't even go out with me.
And just my luck, you probably wouldn't even go out with me.
And just my luck, you probably wouldn't even go out with me.
And just my luck, you probably wouldn't even go out with me.
And later on in other places.
And later on in other places.
And Matthew and I, we're getting along better.
And Matthew and I, we're getting along better.
And now I know you were just scared because you didn't believe in yourself.
And now I know you were just scared because you didn't believe in yourself.
And now, everybody,
And now, everybody,
And on my salary alone...
And on my salary alone...
And remember, when you get a job,
And remember, when you get a job,
And right now, the girls are not too fond of Martha.
And right now, the girls are not too fond of Martha.
And she went out for six years, she scrubbed floors.
And she went out for six years, she scrubbed floors.
And some handsome man comes up to you,
And some handsome man comes up to you,
And talked to him about it.
And talked to him about it.
And tell me how many goals you scored last year.
And tell me how many goals you scored last year.
And tell their coach "up yours."
And tell their coach "up yours."
And the giant weenie and the weenie lady.
And the giant weenie and the weenie lady.
And the home
And the home
And the midget D. A?
And the midget D. A?
And then she went to college.
And then she went to college.
And this new girl you've got on the team, Martha.
And this new girl you've got on the team, Martha.
And to me, you look like a giant asshole.
And to me, you look like a giant asshole.
And what size is she?
And what size is she?
And what's your name?
And what's your name?
And you call those girls a team? They're a bunch of jerks.
And you call those girls a team? They're a bunch of jerks.
And you know, dishes to wash, my room to be cleaned.
And you know, dishes to wash, my room to be cleaned.
And you know, my girlfriend, Bess, we want to get married
And you know, my girlfriend, Bess, we want to get married
And you, Coach Chester, are just in time,
And you, Coach Chester, are just in time,
And you're going to do it without Martha.
And you're going to do it without Martha.
And you're going to win!
And you're going to win!
And you're gonna go out there and play the game of your life
And you're gonna go out there and play the game of your life
And, Chester, you need her, too.
And, Chester, you need her, too.
And, Matthew, with boys, as a young lady, you always say no.
And, Matthew, with boys, as a young lady, you always say no.
And, you know, I figure that, you know, I'm due a...
And, you know, I figure that, you know, I'm due a...
Another employee who thinks he's due a promotion.
Another employee who thinks he's due a promotion.
Anybody in here? The mall's on fire. Mall's on fire.
Anybody in here? The mall's on fire. Mall's on fire.
Anybody who coaches a girls' soccer team is completely nuts.
Anybody who coaches a girls' soccer team is completely nuts.
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding? It's in the bag. And I don't care what you think, Julie,
Are you kidding? It's in the bag. And I don't care what you think, Julie,
Are you kidding? This is the best seat in the house.
Are you kidding? This is the best seat in the house.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Aren't you going to say something?
Aren't you going to say something?
As captains of industry.
As captains of industry.
As I was saying, David, now, Brad was a great coach,
As I was saying, David, now, Brad was a great coach,
As you know, Chester, I'm a very competitive man.
As you know, Chester, I'm a very competitive man.
At Christmas, they hang her and kiss the mistletoe.
At Christmas, they hang her and kiss the mistletoe.
At the Rocky Mountain Soccer League Championship game.
At the Rocky Mountain Soccer League Championship game.
Atta boy, Martha!
Atta boy, Martha!
Back to your benches now! Let's go!
Back to your benches now! Let's go!
Because if I can't sell it
Because if I can't sell it
Because you're men.
Because you're men.
Before I ever give it away
Before I ever give it away
Before we go home, I want to ask you something.
Before we go home, I want to ask you something.
Before you buy it, they give you one story.
Before you buy it, they give you one story.
Bess, baby, am I glad to see you!
Bess, baby, am I glad to see you!
Bess, did I tell you? You look gorgeous today.
Bess, did I tell you? You look gorgeous today.
Bess, I didn't mean any harm. I did it for us. I love you!
Bess, I didn't mean any harm. I did it for us. I love you!
Bess, I just wanted to have a winning team so we could get married.
Bess, I just wanted to have a winning team so we could get married.
Bess, I promise you. I'll definitely talk to him.
Bess, I promise you. I'll definitely talk to him.
Bess, I'll tell you what. I'll make time. I'll talk to him.
Bess, I'll tell you what. I'll make time. I'll talk to him.
Bess, take it easy, will you? It's nothing.
Bess, take it easy, will you? It's nothing.
Bess, would you get that?
Bess, would you get that?
Bess, you know, sometimes in life,
Bess, you know, sometimes in life,
Bess!
Bess!
Best at sports.
Best at sports.
Black people, best at sports. You kidding?
Black people, best at sports. You kidding?
Bobby is on the green in two long hits.
Bobby is on the green in two long hits.
Boy, look at all those trophies.
Boy, look at all those trophies.
Boy, when she walks in the room, mice jump on chairs.
Boy, when she walks in the room, mice jump on chairs.
Boy! What a happy hour.
Boy! What a happy hour.
Break it up! Break it up!
Break it up! Break it up!
But I don't know...
But I don't know...
But I love your mother more than winning.
But I love your mother more than winning.
But I'm finished buying your bullshit! Now, get out of here!
But I'm finished buying your bullshit! Now, get out of here!
But if they don't want to marry me, they ain't getting that thing no more.
But if they don't want to marry me, they ain't getting that thing no more.
But not completely, you know.
But not completely, you know.
But there's no one else who can help me.
But there's no one else who can help me.
But we don't have Brad anymore.
But we don't have Brad anymore.
But we have a long way to go to the championship.
But we have a long way to go to the championship.
But we'll work it out. Bess, baby, listen to me.
But we'll work it out. Bess, baby, listen to me.
But what about my braces?
But what about my braces?
But you know how involved my wife and daughter are.
But you know how involved my wife and daughter are.
But you must be doing it wrong.
But you must be doing it wrong.
By the way, how's married life?
By the way, how's married life?
Can you give me some pointers?
Can you give me some pointers?
Cannoli, that's patently ridiculous. I'm sorry, Chester.
Cannoli, that's patently ridiculous. I'm sorry, Chester.
Carmelita Chu. I collect butterflies.
Carmelita Chu. I collect butterflies.
Champs the year before. I can't miss. It's a piece of cake!
Champs the year before. I can't miss. It's a piece of cake!
Chester put a boy on a girl's soccer team.
Chester put a boy on a girl's soccer team.
Chester was just admiring our soccer trophies.
Chester was just admiring our soccer trophies.
Chester, anything new with Bess?
Chester, anything new with Bess?
Chester, are you all right?
Chester, are you all right?
Chester, call me Dave.
Chester, call me Dave.
Chester, calm down.
Chester, calm down.
Chester, Chester, Chester.
Chester, Chester, Chester.
Chester, come here.
Chester, come here.
Chester, come on.
Chester, come on.
Chester, I just want you to know that when you're hurting, I'm hurting.
Chester, I just want you to know that when you're hurting, I'm hurting.
Chester, I know for a long time we didn't hit it off.
Chester, I know for a long time we didn't hit it off.
Chester, it's Martha.
Chester, it's Martha.
Chester, keep up the good work.
Chester, keep up the good work.
Chester, maybe it would help if you spent some time with him
Chester, maybe it would help if you spent some time with him
Chester, my wife and I are so relieved
Chester, my wife and I are so relieved
Chester, take it easy, slow down. You've got it all wrong.
Chester, take it easy, slow down. You've got it all wrong.
Chester, the Cokes. Give me the Cokes.
Chester, the Cokes. Give me the Cokes.
Chester, there's a zipper in the back of this dress.
Chester, there's a zipper in the back of this dress.
Chester, we never fight.
Chester, we never fight.
Chester, you all right?
Chester, you all right?
Chester, you did it! We're in the championship.
Chester, you did it! We're in the championship.
Chester, you did it. You really did it. That promotion's not too far away.
Chester, you did it. You really did it. That promotion's not too far away.
Chester, you got the job you want, you got the girl you want.
Chester, you got the job you want, you got the girl you want.
Chester, you have to think about what you're doing.
Chester, you have to think about what you're doing.
Chester, you're a dear.
Chester, you're a dear.
Chester, you're confusing me. What are you trying to say?
Chester, you're confusing me. What are you trying to say?
Chester, you're going places.
Chester, you're going places.
Chester, you're wrong. When you get married,
Chester, you're wrong. When you get married,
Chester, you've forgotten what's important to you.
Chester, you've forgotten what's important to you.
Chester!
Chester!
Chester!
Chester!
Chester!
Chester!
Chester.
Chester.
Chester.
Chester.
Chu, the ball.
Chu, the ball.
Chu!
Chu!
Chu! All right.
Chu! All right.
Chu! Come on, Chu!
Chu! Come on, Chu!
Climb the highest mountain and sees bluebirds when you smile.
Climb the highest mountain and sees bluebirds when you smile.
Coach Bull! I know your full name.
Coach Bull! I know your full name.
Coach Chester, I'm ready. Put me back at goal.
Coach Chester, I'm ready. Put me back at goal.
Coach Chester, over here, please.
Coach Chester, over here, please.
Coach!
Coach!
Come here. Chester, I never played soccer.
Come here. Chester, I never played soccer.
Come here. There's something else I want to show you, too, over here.
Come here. There's something else I want to show you, too, over here.
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, fight!
Come on, come on, fight!
Come on, dear.
Come on, dear.
Come on, get in the car.
Come on, get in the car.
Come on, get over there with those girls.
Come on, get over there with those girls.
Come on, girls. Let's go!
Come on, girls. Let's go!
Come on, go for it.
Come on, go for it.
Come on, guys, go!
Come on, guys, go!
Come on, I'm open.
Come on, I'm open.
Come on, Kimberly.
Come on, Kimberly.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Come on, let's get out of here.
Come on, let's go get them, girls! Let's go and get them!
Come on, let's go get them, girls! Let's go and get them!
Come on, let's see some action now!
Come on, let's see some action now!
Come on, Martha!
Come on, Martha!
Come on, wake up! Defense! Defense! Chu!
Come on, wake up! Defense! Defense! Chu!
Come on, will you? You keep this up, your next fight will be with me.
Come on, will you? You keep this up, your next fight will be with me.
Come on, you can do it.
Come on, you can do it.
Come on, you got to get back. I don't want you to be late.
Come on, you got to get back. I don't want you to be late.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Get to your positions!
Come on! Get to your positions!
Come on! Keep it going, Pester! Come on!
Come on! Keep it going, Pester! Come on!
Come on! Welfelt! Welfelt!
Come on! Welfelt! Welfelt!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on, give me another one.
Come on. Come on, give me another one.
Come on. Just do it! Believe me.
Come on. Just do it! Believe me.
Come on. You? I don't believe it.
Come on. You? I don't believe it.
Come with me. I want you to see what we up against.
Come with me. I want you to see what we up against.
Coming through here.
Coming through here.
Coming!
Coming!
Company, ho!
Company, ho!
Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen.
Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen.
Could you throw the ball back, please?
Could you throw the ball back, please?
Crush those bugs! Crush those bugs!
Crush those bugs! Crush those bugs!
Darling, I almost forgot. There's a do tonight at the country club.
Darling, I almost forgot. There's a do tonight at the country club.
Darling, we need a new coach. Someone who knows what he's doing,
Darling, we need a new coach. Someone who knows what he's doing,
Dave, can you make it women?
Dave, can you make it women?
Dave, give her a chance. It was only one play.
Dave, give her a chance. It was only one play.
Dave, if I take her out, think of what she'll go through.
Dave, if I take her out, think of what she'll go through.
Defense! Defense!
Defense! Defense!
Didn't I tell you?
Didn't I tell you?
Do it for me, David.
Do it for me, David.
Do you want my first name or my last name?
Do you want my first name or my last name?
Do you want to go to a movie sometime?
Do you want to go to a movie sometime?
Don't be sorry. The traffic out there is ridiculous.
Don't be sorry. The traffic out there is ridiculous.
Don't tell me what to do. You're not my father!
Don't tell me what to do. You're not my father!
Don't worry about it, Kim. We'll get them next time.
Don't worry about it, Kim. We'll get them next time.
Don't worry about it. Someday they'll grow up.
Don't worry about it. Someday they'll grow up.
Dressed a boy as a girl!
Dressed a boy as a girl!
Easy, okay, okay, now.
Easy, okay, okay, now.
Everybody get down and give me 30!
Everybody get down and give me 30!
Everybody likes me!
Everybody likes me!
Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me.
Everybody likes me.
Everyone on the team is a kicker. I mean, what position?
Everyone on the team is a kicker. I mean, what position?
Everything's going to work out just great.
Everything's going to work out just great.
Farther!
Farther!
Fencing. Best at sports. Badminton.
Fencing. Best at sports. Badminton.
Fill you with insecurity and self doubt,
Fill you with insecurity and self doubt,
Final score, Tornadoes 9, Ladybugs nothing.
Final score, Tornadoes 9, Ladybugs nothing.
Fine, Chester. And you?
Fine, Chester. And you?
Flames 3, Ladybugs 3.
Flames 3, Ladybugs 3.
Flatter her. Girls like that.
Flatter her. Girls like that.
For a half hour I was with a group of women feeling tomatoes.
For a half hour I was with a group of women feeling tomatoes.
For the land of the free
For the land of the free
For what they call in the pros a rebuilding year.
For what they call in the pros a rebuilding year.
Forget the ball. Try and stay on your feet!
Forget the ball. Try and stay on your feet!
Get back out there, will you?
Get back out there, will you?
Get down and give me 30! Get down and give me 30!
Get down and give me 30! Get down and give me 30!
Get in the car quick. These heels are killing me!
Get in the car quick. These heels are killing me!
Get it off your chest. It'll make you feel better.
Get it off your chest. It'll make you feel better.
Get out of the net. You're not a fish.
Get out of the net. You're not a fish.
Get out there.
Get out there.
Get over there.
Get over there.
Get ready! It's coming your way!
Get ready! It's coming your way!
Get the ball back!
Get the ball back!
Get the ball. Get the ball.
Get the ball. Get the ball.
Get the book, get the book, get the book.
Get the book, get the book, get the book.
Get those nail breakers! Get those nail breakers!
Get those nail breakers! Get those nail breakers!
Get those nail breakers! Get those nail breakers!
Get those nail breakers! Get those nail breakers!
Getting off.
Getting off.
Give her a big Ladybug reception, all right?
Give her a big Ladybug reception, all right?
Give Welfelt the ball!
Give Welfelt the ball!
Go ahead, will you? Give those boys a break.
Go ahead, will you? Give those boys a break.
Go ahead. I'll watch out for you.
Go ahead. I'll watch out for you.
Go on, hurry up and change.
Go on, hurry up and change.
Go, go, go, go! Come on, now. Energy! Energy.
Go, go, go, go! Come on, now. Energy! Energy.
Go, go! Line them up! Line them up!
Go, go! Line them up! Line them up!
Go! Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Goals? None.
Goals? None.
God, I promise I'll behave myself. I'll lose weight.
God, I promise I'll behave myself. I'll lose weight.
God, I'm not a bad guy.
God, I'm not a bad guy.
Good day, Mrs. Mullen.
Good day, Mrs. Mullen.
Good Iooking guys, pizza, good Iooking guys, staying up late,
Good Iooking guys, pizza, good Iooking guys, staying up late,
Good luck, Chester. You deserve it.
Good luck, Chester. You deserve it.
Good, now keep it going.
Good, now keep it going.
Got it? Got it? No, wait, girls. No, wait. Girl, girl!
Got it? Got it? No, wait, girls. No, wait. Girl, girl!
Got to make them lose their cool.
Got to make them lose their cool.
Great game, Chester.
Great game, Chester.
Great game, great game.
Great game, great game.
Great.
Great.
Great. Look, from what you saw today,
Great. Look, from what you saw today,
Hang this up, will you, honey?
Hang this up, will you, honey?
Has been very good for Mullen Industries' profile.
Has been very good for Mullen Industries' profile.
Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Have you looked in the mirror lately?
He gave me a sweatshirt with a bull's eye on the back.
He gave me a sweatshirt with a bull's eye on the back.
He hasn't turned in any homework for two weeks.
He hasn't turned in any homework for two weeks.
He just wanted me to help him on the soccer team.
He just wanted me to help him on the soccer team.
He was telling me he's quite the soccer player.
He was telling me he's quite the soccer player.
He won't be back any sooner.
He won't be back any sooner.
He'll marry a guy named Ralph and they'll wonder why.
He'll marry a guy named Ralph and they'll wonder why.
He's a big boy. Forget about it, will you?
He's a big boy. Forget about it, will you?
He's just strange.
He's just strange.
He's not a stranger.
He's not a stranger.
Heads up. Heads up, heads up!
Heads up. Heads up, heads up!
Heads.
Heads.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
Hello, soccer fans.
Hello, soccer fans.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello. Excuse me.
Hello. Excuse me.
Her mother's moving in with us, you know.
Her mother's moving in with us, you know.
Here comes the shark wearing designer clothes and a Rolex.
Here comes the shark wearing designer clothes and a Rolex.
Here is the Rocky Mountain High School Band
Here is the Rocky Mountain High School Band
Here you are. Well, run along now, dear.
Here you are. Well, run along now, dear.
Here!
Here!
Here. Me. I'm open here!
Here. Me. I'm open here!
Hey, Annie. I want to take you to the zoo.
Hey, Annie. I want to take you to the zoo.
Hey, buddy, what's your problem?
Hey, buddy, what's your problem?
Hey, Chester. My name's Harlin,
Hey, Chester. My name's Harlin,
Hey, Coach Bull!
Hey, Coach Bull!
Hey, come on.
Hey, come on.
Hey, God, I take it all back. I may not need you.
Hey, God, I take it all back. I may not need you.
Hey, Julie, do me a favor. You got your mirror with you?
Hey, Julie, do me a favor. You got your mirror with you?
Hey, Julie, that's one in a row.
Hey, Julie, that's one in a row.
Hey, let's beautify the neighborhood
Hey, let's beautify the neighborhood
Hey, Matthew, catch.
Hey, Matthew, catch.
Hey, Matthew, jump in the car. I gotta talk to you.
Hey, Matthew, jump in the car. I gotta talk to you.
Hey, Matthew, not too close. You'll strain your eyes.
Hey, Matthew, not too close. You'll strain your eyes.
Hey, Mom, guess what?
Hey, Mom, guess what?
Hey, Mr. Mullen. How are you?
Hey, Mr. Mullen. How are you?
Hey, Penny Pester.
Hey, Penny Pester.
Hey, tell Mr. Mullen his top salesman is here.
Hey, tell Mr. Mullen his top salesman is here.
Hey, too bad I'm spoken for. You're my type.
Hey, too bad I'm spoken for. You're my type.
Hey, you got the bag. Good.
Hey, you got the bag. Good.
Hey, you're a hit already.
Hey, you're a hit already.
Hi, can I help you?
Hi, can I help you?
Hi, honey. Dinner will be ready in a few minutes.
Hi, honey. Dinner will be ready in a few minutes.
Hi, honey. Hi, Julie. I came to show you wedding invitations.
Hi, honey. Hi, Julie. I came to show you wedding invitations.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I'm sorry I'm late.
Hi. I'm sorry I'm late.
His wife came in, I started kissing her ass.
His wife came in, I started kissing her ass.
Hold it, hold it! No, Matthew, no.
Hold it, hold it! No, Matthew, no.
Holy boogers!
Holy boogers!
Holy cow!
Holy cow!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Honey, I told you before, Matthew needs discipline.
Honey, I told you before, Matthew needs discipline.
Honey, I'm not talking about fighting.
Honey, I'm not talking about fighting.
Honey, is there another Coke in there? Take a look, will you?
Honey, is there another Coke in there? Take a look, will you?
Honey, it's the same thing all over again.
Honey, it's the same thing all over again.
Honey, nothing is wrong. Everything is right.
Honey, nothing is wrong. Everything is right.
Honey, would you?
Honey, would you?
How about hockey?
How about hockey?
How can you stoop so low as to repeat a ridiculous rumor like that?
How can you stoop so low as to repeat a ridiculous rumor like that?
How could you do that? She was trying so hard.
How could you do that? She was trying so hard.
How could you keep lying to me like this?
How could you keep lying to me like this?
How dare you?
How dare you?
How did I get so lucky?
How did I get so lucky?
How's your mom? She's not talking to me, you know.
How's your mom? She's not talking to me, you know.
I am glad we had a chance to have this little chat.
I am glad we had a chance to have this little chat.
I am great! I am wonderful!
I am great! I am wonderful!
I am great. I am wonderful.
I am great. I am wonderful.
I am great. I am wonderful.
I am great. I am wonderful.
I bet in your day you sold a few things yourself.
I bet in your day you sold a few things yourself.
I can't hurt her that way.
I can't hurt her that way.
I can't look.
I can't look.
I command you to score now!
I command you to score now!
I didn't expect to see you here. How are you?
I didn't expect to see you here. How are you?
I didn't forget. You forgot.
I didn't forget. You forgot.
I didn't see Kimberly out there. Where is she?
I didn't see Kimberly out there. Where is she?
I don't believe it. That was absolutely dreadful.
I don't believe it. That was absolutely dreadful.
I don't care where she is. You get that girl down here.
I don't care where she is. You get that girl down here.
I don't have to take your bullshit.
I don't have to take your bullshit.
I don't know how you talked me into this anyway. It's all over, I quit.
I don't know how you talked me into this anyway. It's all over, I quit.
I don't know if it's right for me to talk to him.
I don't know if it's right for me to talk to him.
I don't know what you're talking about. I never played.
I don't know what you're talking about. I never played.
I don't know. I don't like those letters.
I don't know. I don't like those letters.
I don't know. I haven't spoken to him, either.
I don't know. I haven't spoken to him, either.
I don't know. She told me she was staying home.
I don't know. She told me she was staying home.
I don't know. What size are you?
I don't know. What size are you?
I don't think she can make it.
I don't think she can make it.
I don't want to go into it. It's a long story. I don't...
I don't want to go into it. It's a long story. I don't...
I don't want your mother to find out. She'll kill me.
I don't want your mother to find out. She'll kill me.
I ended up in traction. It was a misprint.
I ended up in traction. It was a misprint.
I feel like I'm walking up a gangplank and there's no ship.
I feel like I'm walking up a gangplank and there's no ship.
I finally got some respect.
I finally got some respect.
I forgot fox hunting.
I forgot fox hunting.
I get the message.
I get the message.
I give you both a lot of credit.
I give you both a lot of credit.
I got a call from his principal.
I got a call from his principal.
I got a problem, my girl threw me out.
I got a problem, my girl threw me out.
I got to get the promotion. I want to marry Bess. Let us win.
I got to get the promotion. I want to marry Bess. Let us win.
I got to quit. Coaching these kids is driving me nuts.
I got to quit. Coaching these kids is driving me nuts.
I guess he couldn't wait till he got home, either.
I guess he couldn't wait till he got home, either.
I guess he hates me, too.
I guess he hates me, too.
I guess I'm just not good enough for him.
I guess I'm just not good enough for him.
I guess you don't care about your future with this company.
I guess you don't care about your future with this company.
I guess you're going to play, too, huh?
I guess you're going to play, too, huh?
I had the same feeling when I was 16.
I had the same feeling when I was 16.
I have a lot to say to you but we haven't got much time.
I have a lot to say to you but we haven't got much time.
I have no idea. You have to give me a hint.
I have no idea. You have to give me a hint.
I have something very important to show you.
I have something very important to show you.
I have to let him down.
I have to let him down.
I heard when she drives her car, she keeps her legs crossed.
I heard when she drives her car, she keeps her legs crossed.
I hope you do better for us next time. David, darling, let's go.
I hope you do better for us next time. David, darling, let's go.
I hope you don't mind me dropping in. Somebody told me where you lived.
I hope you don't mind me dropping in. Somebody told me where you lived.
I just saw your wife on the way out. Lovely lady. She was in a hurry.
I just saw your wife on the way out. Lovely lady. She was in a hurry.
I just want to win today. I only want the best out there.
I just want to win today. I only want the best out there.
I just wanted her to sit in the stands and root for the team,
I just wanted her to sit in the stands and root for the team,
I know we don't have much of a relationship,
I know we don't have much of a relationship,
I know what you're going through.
I know what you're going through.
I know you wanted a winning team, you know, but it just takes time.
I know you wanted a winning team, you know, but it just takes time.
I know you're all excited to see Martha.
I know you're all excited to see Martha.
I know!
I know!
I left my purse in the car.
I left my purse in the car.
I lost out on a trip to Hawaii one time saying no.
I lost out on a trip to Hawaii one time saying no.
I love girls with eyeglasses.
I love girls with eyeglasses.
I love it. It's that calligraphy kind, isn't it?
I love it. It's that calligraphy kind, isn't it?
I make a joke. I make a joke.
I make a joke. I make a joke.
I mean, don't be angry. It'll work out. They're getting better.
I mean, don't be angry. It'll work out. They're getting better.
I mean, Easter, he gave me chocolate bunnies made of Exlax.
I mean, Easter, he gave me chocolate bunnies made of Exlax.
I mean, he has a weird sense of humor.
I mean, he has a weird sense of humor.
I mean, I want to win
I mean, I want to win
I mean, I want you to quit your job, not get fired. Now, come on.
I mean, I want you to quit your job, not get fired. Now, come on.
I mean, I went through the same thing when I was a kid.
I mean, I went through the same thing when I was a kid.
I mean, I'm not the smartest guy in the world. Maybe he's right.
I mean, I'm not the smartest guy in the world. Maybe he's right.
I mean, I'm used to having women tell me what to do.
I mean, I'm used to having women tell me what to do.
I mean, if we start screaming, they'll hear us.
I mean, if we start screaming, they'll hear us.
I mean, if you can see your way clear, you know...
I mean, if you can see your way clear, you know...
I mean, Matthew, you got to think of your future.
I mean, Matthew, you got to think of your future.
I mean, the way you're going,
I mean, the way you're going,
I mean, you know how girls are.
I mean, you know how girls are.
I need Martha, too.
I need Martha, too.
I never saw such beautiful landscaping.
I never saw such beautiful landscaping.
I read a book once, 100 Ways to Make Love.
I read a book once, 100 Ways to Make Love.
I remember the words of my mother.
I remember the words of my mother.
I say, leave success alone, right, Julie?
I say, leave success alone, right, Julie?
I should have had a bigger handkerchief, you know?
I should have had a bigger handkerchief, you know?
I shouldn't have bothered you with wedding invitations.
I shouldn't have bothered you with wedding invitations.
I talked enough to them plants.
I talked enough to them plants.
I tell you, Bess, those raccoons are all over the place.
I tell you, Bess, those raccoons are all over the place.
I tell you, if she went to a dog show, she'd win.
I tell you, if she went to a dog show, she'd win.
I tell you, that Welfelt has power.
I tell you, that Welfelt has power.
I think I'd better come down and watch some more.
I think I'd better come down and watch some more.
I think this would be the right size.
I think this would be the right size.
I thought being on my dad's team would make us closer somehow.
I thought being on my dad's team would make us closer somehow.
I thought you were getting in shape.
I thought you were getting in shape.
I thought you were working.
I thought you were working.
I told the Mullens you'll be my assistant coach.
I told the Mullens you'll be my assistant coach.
I told you it's all over, I quit!
I told you it's all over, I quit!
I told you, don't worry about Matthew.
I told you, don't worry about Matthew.
I took her son, and I dressed him up like a girl
I took her son, and I dressed him up like a girl
I understand your boy Matthew's been seeing a lot of my daughter Kimberly.
I understand your boy Matthew's been seeing a lot of my daughter Kimberly.
I understand your boy Matthew's been seeing a lot of my daughter Kimberly.
I understand your boy Matthew's been seeing a lot of my daughter Kimberly.
I want her to quit her job, it'll be a little rough for us.
I want her to quit her job, it'll be a little rough for us.
I want that goalie tested for steroids!
I want that goalie tested for steroids!
I want to ask you to do me a favor, all right?
I want to ask you to do me a favor, all right?
I want to see better results. We'll be back on Monday, if not sooner.
I want to see better results. We'll be back on Monday, if not sooner.
I wanted to watch some of the game but I can't stay long.
I wanted to watch some of the game but I can't stay long.
I was just telling Julie everything is working out perfectly.
I was just telling Julie everything is working out perfectly.
I was playing last week with Bobby and that crazy Scott McTeague.
I was playing last week with Bobby and that crazy Scott McTeague.
I was thinking about how hard you worked
I was thinking about how hard you worked
I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to myself.
I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to myself.
I will not have cowards on my team! Go quick!
I will not have cowards on my team! Go quick!
I wish I was, but that's it, no Martha.
I wish I was, but that's it, no Martha.
I wish there was something I could do.
I wish there was something I could do.
I wish.
I wish.
I would've went pro, but one night I pulled my groin muscle.
I would've went pro, but one night I pulled my groin muscle.
I'd ask for an encore, but I'm busy. It's time to see the man.
I'd ask for an encore, but I'm busy. It's time to see the man.
I'd better go get our troops together.
I'd better go get our troops together.
I'd like to see what it'll look like on his twin sister.
I'd like to see what it'll look like on his twin sister.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be right back, all right?
I'll be right back, all right?
I'll be the father he never had.
I'll be the father he never had.
I'll explain this later. But first, Matthew, look,
I'll explain this later. But first, Matthew, look,
I'll let her down again. It could be over.
I'll let her down again. It could be over.
I'll never cheat my taxes. I'll never curse in traffic.
I'll never cheat my taxes. I'll never curse in traffic.
I'll never look at another woman for too long.
I'll never look at another woman for too long.
I'll sell this space out in no time, Mr. Mullen.
I'll sell this space out in no time, Mr. Mullen.
I'll show up for practice today, then I'm quitting.
I'll show up for practice today, then I'm quitting.
I'll tell him you're here.
I'll tell him you're here.
I'll tell you one thing, she's not two faced.
I'll tell you one thing, she's not two faced.
I'll tell you something, Penny Pester.
I'll tell you something, Penny Pester.
I'll tell you, with that house, you're lucky if you can't find your way home.
I'll tell you, with that house, you're lucky if you can't find your way home.
I'll tell you. I'm happy you feel that way, Mr. Mullen.
I'll tell you. I'm happy you feel that way, Mr. Mullen.
I'm Coach Cannoli.
I'm Coach Cannoli.
I'm coaching the company soccer team, the Ladybugs.
I'm coaching the company soccer team, the Ladybugs.
I'm doing good. I mean, this is heavy.
I'm doing good. I mean, this is heavy.
I'm getting it.
I'm getting it.
I'm glad you showed up at all, for crying out...
I'm glad you showed up at all, for crying out...
I'm going to be joining a new soccer team.
I'm going to be joining a new soccer team.
I'm going to miss her, though.
I'm going to miss her, though.
I'm gonna sit right down on it
I'm gonna sit right down on it
I'm great, great. Thank you. Yeah.
I'm great, great. Thank you. Yeah.
I'm insulted.
I'm insulted.
I'm not doing anything. How's your golf game?
I'm not doing anything. How's your golf game?
I'm not gonna sit next to the Vandemiers.
I'm not gonna sit next to the Vandemiers.
I'm not pretty like the other girls.
I'm not pretty like the other girls.
I'm sorry, but the dressing room is occupied.
I'm sorry, but the dressing room is occupied.
I'm sorry, we're out of Cokes.
I'm sorry, we're out of Cokes.
I'm sorry. I got things on my mind.
I'm sorry. I got things on my mind.
I'm sorry. You know, I didn't mean any harm.
I'm sorry. You know, I didn't mean any harm.
I'm sure it'll be better after we're married.
I'm sure it'll be better after we're married.
I'm talking a whole new income bracket for Chester.
I'm talking a whole new income bracket for Chester.
I've been calling her all week. She won't talk to me.
I've been calling her all week. She won't talk to me.
I've been stood up, shook up, hung up, screwed up, and tied up.
I've been stood up, shook up, hung up, screwed up, and tied up.
I've been with the firm now for 12 years and I work very hard, you know.
I've been with the firm now for 12 years and I work very hard, you know.
I've seen the way you punish him. You send him to his room.
I've seen the way you punish him. You send him to his room.
Idiot. Moron! Jerk off!
Idiot. Moron! Jerk off!
If I can bring home a winning team, I'll get that promotion.
If I can bring home a winning team, I'll get that promotion.
If I can bring home a winning team, I'll get that promotion.
If I can bring home a winning team, I'll get that promotion.
If I was younger, I would definitely ask you for a date
If I was younger, I would definitely ask you for a date
If she shows where it hurts, we'll need a nurse for her.
If she shows where it hurts, we'll need a nurse for her.
If she was, she'd wear the other one, huh?
If she was, she'd wear the other one, huh?
If the mood is right and you having a few drinks,
If the mood is right and you having a few drinks,
If we're going to be a winning team, there's got to be harmony.
If we're going to be a winning team, there's got to be harmony.
If you can take this bunch of beginners and turn them into a winning team,
If you can take this bunch of beginners and turn them into a winning team,
If you could see what I'm looking at you'd be laughing, too.
If you could see what I'm looking at you'd be laughing, too.
If you have a seat right over there, I'll have your dress here for you.
If you have a seat right over there, I'll have your dress here for you.
In fact, he's walking towards you right now.
In fact, he's walking towards you right now.
In fact, if things keep going the way they're going,
In fact, if things keep going the way they're going,
In fact, pretty soon, I'll be hearing the pitter patter of little feet.
In fact, pretty soon, I'll be hearing the pitter patter of little feet.
In fact, tell her you love all her parts.
In fact, tell her you love all her parts.
In his room he has a stereo, color TV, Nintendo games.
In his room he has a stereo, color TV, Nintendo games.
Is it bad? My hair hurts.
Is it bad? My hair hurts.
Isn't that a pretty dress?
Isn't that a pretty dress?
It looks like all the trees threw up.
It looks like all the trees threw up.
It reminds me how wonderful it is to have a winning team.
It reminds me how wonderful it is to have a winning team.
It says in here, there are 11 positions.
It says in here, there are 11 positions.
It smells like I'm there now.
It smells like I'm there now.
It sort of goes with the promotion, you know.
It sort of goes with the promotion, you know.
It took you 14 seconds to score! You call that hustle?
It took you 14 seconds to score! You call that hustle?
It used to be, I couldn't wait to be with her.
It used to be, I couldn't wait to be with her.
It won't be like that for long.
It won't be like that for long.
It'll never happen! No!
It'll never happen! No!
It's a throw in.
It's a throw in.
It's all right, it's all right.
It's all right, it's all right.
It's coming to you, Penny! Penny, look around, it's coming to you!
It's coming to you, Penny! Penny, look around, it's coming to you!
It's going to be first class all the way. We'll take more vacations.
It's going to be first class all the way. We'll take more vacations.
It's just that I'm so excited.
It's just that I'm so excited.
It's my army, mister!
It's my army, mister!
It's not Halloween. What's with the outfit?
It's not Halloween. What's with the outfit?
It's not that confusing. What I want to tell you is I didn't get the...
It's not that confusing. What I want to tell you is I didn't get the...
It's now the Flames leading 3 1.
It's now the Flames leading 3 1.
It's only for a few months till I get the promotion. You got to do it.
It's only for a few months till I get the promotion. You got to do it.
It's over.
It's over.
It's the man who for you would swim the deepest ocean,
It's the man who for you would swim the deepest ocean,
It's the truth. That's why I'm wearing this outfit.
It's the truth. That's why I'm wearing this outfit.
Julie, could we do it again?
Julie, could we do it again?
Julie, I can't win. If I tell Bess I didn't get the promotion,
Julie, I can't win. If I tell Bess I didn't get the promotion,
Julie, I didn't bring you here to tell the kid when to make out, all right?
Julie, I didn't bring you here to tell the kid when to make out, all right?
Julie, I'll work it out. Go buy the kid some earrings, will you?
Julie, I'll work it out. Go buy the kid some earrings, will you?
Julie, look at the way you're eating.
Julie, look at the way you're eating.
Julie, you know what I just heard?
Julie, you know what I just heard?
Julie.
Julie.
Junior girls division.
Junior girls division.
Just cool it and kick off, sweetheart.
Just cool it and kick off, sweetheart.
Just get out.
Just get out.
Just have your ice cream and cake and go home.
Just have your ice cream and cake and go home.
Just remember, we got to be careful.
Just remember, we got to be careful.
Just remember, win or lose, if you give it your best, you're winners!
Just remember, win or lose, if you give it your best, you're winners!
Kid, the way you're drinking, you must have a girl problem.
Kid, the way you're drinking, you must have a girl problem.
Kid, with this girl, I don't know what you're doing
Kid, with this girl, I don't know what you're doing
Kids, move it, move it, kids. Beat it, will you? Come on here.
Kids, move it, move it, kids. Beat it, will you? Come on here.
Kim, you take it!
Kim, you take it!
Kim, you're coming out.
Kim, you're coming out.
Kim.
Kim.
Kimberly Mullen? Is your father David Mullen?
Kimberly Mullen? Is your father David Mullen?
Kimberly, I'm really sorry
Kimberly, I'm really sorry
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
Kimberly's got the ball.
Kimberly's got the ball.
Kimberly's playing today!
Kimberly's playing today!
Kiss the boss' ass, yeah.
Kiss the boss' ass, yeah.
Know what I mean? I need a drink now.
Know what I mean? I need a drink now.
Larimer!
Larimer!
Last Christmas we weren't getting along at all.
Last Christmas we weren't getting along at all.
Let her keep the furniture.
Let her keep the furniture.
Let me ask you this,
Let me ask you this,
Let me ask you this. Which of you were on last year's team?
Let me ask you this. Which of you were on last year's team?
Let me see what you look like with your hair down.
Let me see what you look like with your hair down.
Let me see you with your glasses off, too, will you?
Let me see you with your glasses off, too, will you?
Let's break another nail.
Let's break another nail.
Let's go, let's go! Let's kill! That's it! That's it! Kill! All right.
Let's go, let's go! Let's kill! That's it! That's it! Kill! All right.
Let's go? I've hardly seen anything.
Let's go? I've hardly seen anything.
Let's try to win at something.
Let's try to win at something.
Like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Listen, Chester, I'm in big trouble. I'm at the Mullen's house.
Listen, Chester, I'm in big trouble. I'm at the Mullen's house.
Listen, genius, if it was that simple, I wouldn't have called you.
Listen, genius, if it was that simple, I wouldn't have called you.
Listen, genius, if it was that simple, I wouldn't have called you.
Listen, genius, if it was that simple, I wouldn't have called you.
Listen, Matthew, I...
Listen, Matthew, I...
Listen, you just have to say to yourself, "To hell with it."
Listen, you just have to say to yourself, "To hell with it."
Look at it this way. Women are like a beautiful bed of flowers.
Look at it this way. Women are like a beautiful bed of flowers.
Look at that. Isn't that cute?
Look at that. Isn't that cute?
Look at them. What a day this is going to be.
Look at them. What a day this is going to be.
Look at this mirror, will you?
Look at this mirror, will you?
Look at this, we're so close to the neighbors.
Look at this, we're so close to the neighbors.
Look at those brown eyes. You're cute as a button.
Look at those brown eyes. You're cute as a button.
Look at those pretty butterflies, Chu. There you go. Okay.
Look at those pretty butterflies, Chu. There you go. Okay.
Look, buddy, I've heard that story a thousand times.
Look, buddy, I've heard that story a thousand times.
Look, buddy.
Look, buddy.
Look, Chester,
Look, Chester,
Look, I don't want to get in your car, so stop following me.
Look, I don't want to get in your car, so stop following me.
Look, I don't want you to win. I want the team to win.
Look, I don't want you to win. I want the team to win.
Look, I'll level with you.
Look, I'll level with you.
Look, Kimberly. You're doing that wonderfully.
Look, Kimberly. You're doing that wonderfully.
Look, she's my kid. I want her out of there.
Look, she's my kid. I want her out of there.
Look, we can win without Martha.
Look, we can win without Martha.
Look, we're not in your office now.
Look, we're not in your office now.
Look, we're one point away from winning.
Look, we're one point away from winning.
Looks like I misjudged you, Chester.
Looks like I misjudged you, Chester.
Looks like Norman Bates is playing soccer.
Looks like Norman Bates is playing soccer.
Make it bleed! Yes!
Make it bleed! Yes!
Make ready to make it number three.
Make ready to make it number three.
Make sure your boss is taller than you.
Make sure your boss is taller than you.
Martha gave me this. Take a look at it.
Martha gave me this. Take a look at it.
Martha thinks they'll be more effective this way.
Martha thinks they'll be more effective this way.
Martha, over here!
Martha, over here!
Martha, what are you doing here?
Martha, what are you doing here?
Martha, where are you?
Martha, where are you?
Martha, why are you calling me?
Martha, why are you calling me?
Martha, you make me feel so much better.
Martha, you make me feel so much better.
Martha!
Martha!
Martha! Martha, your mother's here.
Martha! Martha, your mother's here.
Martha.
Martha.
Martha.
Martha.
Martha's behaving herself. Mullen is happy as...
Martha's behaving herself. Mullen is happy as...
Matthew won't listen to me.
Matthew won't listen to me.
Matthew, I need your help.
Matthew, I need your help.
Matthew, I told you before, you got to act like a lady.
Matthew, I told you before, you got to act like a lady.
Matthew, I'm coaching a girl's soccer team,
Matthew, I'm coaching a girl's soccer team,
Matthew, just remember, a lady is sensitive, she's tender.
Matthew, just remember, a lady is sensitive, she's tender.
Matthew, we had a deal. Don't let me down.
Matthew, we had a deal. Don't let me down.
Matthew, you can help me.
Matthew, you can help me.
Matthew, you got to change your style of playing.
Matthew, you got to change your style of playing.
Matthew, you have to do something about your grades.
Matthew, you have to do something about your grades.
Matthew, you have to start acting like a young lady.
Matthew, you have to start acting like a young lady.
Matthew, your mother wants me to talk to you. Come on, get in the car.
Matthew, your mother wants me to talk to you. Come on, get in the car.
Matthew!
Matthew!
Matthew's a big boy. He knows what goes on.
Matthew's a big boy. He knows what goes on.
May I help you?
May I help you?
Men. They only want one thing.
Men. They only want one thing.
Mom, those bitches broke my nail!
Mom, those bitches broke my nail!
More than you know.
More than you know.
More than you know.
More than you know.
Move it, move it, move it, move it! Come on!
Move it, move it, move it, move it! Come on!
Move your butt, Larimer! What are you doing?
Move your butt, Larimer! What are you doing?
Mr. Mullen, Chester Lee is here to see you.
Mr. Mullen, Chester Lee is here to see you.
Mr. Mullen, I see you were quite a soccer player.
Mr. Mullen, I see you were quite a soccer player.
Mr. Mullen...
Mr. Mullen...
Mr. Mullen's board meeting is at 2:00.
Mr. Mullen's board meeting is at 2:00.
Mrs. Mullen said that none of the girls can leave
Mrs. Mullen said that none of the girls can leave
Mrs. Mullen took all the girls to her house after practice.
Mrs. Mullen took all the girls to her house after practice.
My company sponsors a girl's soccer team, the Ladybugs.
My company sponsors a girl's soccer team, the Ladybugs.
My God!
My God!
My hobbies are ice skating and going shopping.
My hobbies are ice skating and going shopping.
My mom's gonna be coming home soon,
My mom's gonna be coming home soon,
My name is Chester. I'm great. I'm wonderful.
My name is Chester. I'm great. I'm wonderful.
My name is Chester. I'm great. I'm wonderful.
My name is Chester. I'm great. I'm wonderful.
My name is Sally Anne Welfelt, and I'm 12 years old, going on 13.
My name is Sally Anne Welfelt, and I'm 12 years old, going on 13.
My promotion is in the bag. I can hear those wedding bells now.
My promotion is in the bag. I can hear those wedding bells now.
My sales are number one, you know.
My sales are number one, you know.
My wife and I are going away for the weekend.
My wife and I are going away for the weekend.
My wife and I are very disappointed. We expected a much better showing.
My wife and I are very disappointed. We expected a much better showing.
Nancy Larimer. Last remaining player from the Ladybug dynasty.
Nancy Larimer. Last remaining player from the Ladybug dynasty.
Nice catch.
Nice catch.
No dishwasher, no TV, no furniture. You can't quit now!
No dishwasher, no TV, no furniture. You can't quit now!
No more Martha's only half our trouble.
No more Martha's only half our trouble.
No pictures, please. I don't want to be seen here.
No pictures, please. I don't want to be seen here.
No, close.
No, close.
No, don't do it like me. No, don't do it like me! No, don't do it just like me!
No, don't do it like me. No, don't do it like me! No, don't do it just like me!
No, I can take him, Chester! I can take him!
No, I can take him, Chester! I can take him!
No, I can't say that. No, no, no.
No, I can't say that. No, no, no.
No, I don't want to go home.
No, I don't want to go home.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. You come with me. I'll get you a better seat.
No, no, no. You come with me. I'll get you a better seat.
No, no. I don't want to.
No, no. I don't want to.
No, Ron will give us six strokes. He wants the parking lot contract.
No, Ron will give us six strokes. He wants the parking lot contract.
No, thank you. I'll be late for my bridge club.
No, thank you. I'll be late for my bridge club.
No, thanks.
No, thanks.
No, we get along just great.
No, we get along just great.
No, we never fight. We get along great.
No, we never fight. We get along great.
No, you're crazy, Chester, it'll never happen!
No, you're crazy, Chester, it'll never happen!
No. I can't, Paul. I don't even know what to say.
No. I can't, Paul. I don't even know what to say.
No. I don't mind at all. I was just
No. I don't mind at all. I was just
Nobody talks to Coach Bull that way!
Nobody talks to Coach Bull that way!
Normally, this wouldn't be so important to me
Normally, this wouldn't be so important to me
Nothing, it just happened. I was kissing the boss' ass,
Nothing, it just happened. I was kissing the boss' ass,
Now all the girls are going skinny dipping.
Now all the girls are going skinny dipping.
Now get out there and put out those Flames!
Now get out there and put out those Flames!
Now he's kissing the daughter's ass.
Now he's kissing the daughter's ass.
Now I can chase the butterflies?
Now I can chase the butterflies?
Now I feel guilty when I face her. I don't even want to look at her.
Now I feel guilty when I face her. I don't even want to look at her.
Now I got to go tell the girls there's no more Martha.
Now I got to go tell the girls there's no more Martha.
Now let's get them!
Now let's get them!
Now look at you!
Now look at you!
Now pump it in there!
Now pump it in there!
Now watch Chu.
Now watch Chu.
Now, before we start our practice, I want to get to know you.
Now, before we start our practice, I want to get to know you.
Now, Chester, you were saying?
Now, Chester, you were saying?
Now, I've seen the Ladybugs' trophies, and I know what the Ladybugs can do.
Now, I've seen the Ladybugs' trophies, and I know what the Ladybugs can do.
Now, if I were playing, what I would do is play center midfield
Now, if I were playing, what I would do is play center midfield
Now, look, Larimer.
Now, look, Larimer.
Now, wait a minute now, you don't always say no!
Now, wait a minute now, you don't always say no!
Now, we wouldn't want our daughter to be on a team that are losers, would we?
Now, we wouldn't want our daughter to be on a team that are losers, would we?
Now, you know that black people are the best at sports, come on.
Now, you know that black people are the best at sports, come on.
Number four,
Number four,
Of course we are. Are you kidding?
Of course we are. Are you kidding?
Of course, there's a weed here and there.
Of course, there's a weed here and there.
Of the brave
Of the brave
Oh, and I'm glad you gave me the right finger.
Oh, and I'm glad you gave me the right finger.
Oh, beautiful, beautiful!
Oh, beautiful, beautiful!
Oh, boy, I bet you could teach me a few things, huh?
Oh, boy, I bet you could teach me a few things, huh?
Oh, dear, it's the other door.
Oh, dear, it's the other door.
Oh, flowers.
Oh, flowers.
Oh, God, give me a break.
Oh, God, give me a break.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, good. You can show us on the way down.
Oh, good. You can show us on the way down.
Oh, he really suffers.
Oh, he really suffers.
Oh, honey.
Oh, honey.
Oh, Jesus. Hey, Welfelt, you sissy priss, wake up! Hello!
Oh, Jesus. Hey, Welfelt, you sissy priss, wake up! Hello!
Oh, man! Can you believe that?
Oh, man! Can you believe that?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! She's a boy!
Oh, my God! She's a boy!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no. No way. No way, Chester. It'll never happen.
Oh, no. No way. No way, Chester. It'll never happen.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah?
Okay, Bess, let's go.
Okay, Bess, let's go.
Okay, Chesterfield, thanks for the lecture.
Okay, Chesterfield, thanks for the lecture.
Okay, Chesterfield, what do you want?
Okay, Chesterfield, what do you want?
Okay, come on. Let's go.
Okay, come on. Let's go.
Okay, everybody, stand up!
Okay, everybody, stand up!
Okay, folks. That does it for the first game of the season.
Okay, folks. That does it for the first game of the season.
Okay, girls, let's go.
Okay, girls, let's go.
Okay, girls! Let's go! Let's go! Come on, look alive!
Okay, girls! Let's go! Let's go! Come on, look alive!
Okay, hold that thing here.
Okay, hold that thing here.
Okay, how many goals?
Okay, how many goals?
Okay, it's Chu's first year.
Okay, it's Chu's first year.
Okay, now, pass it to Larimer. Go!
Okay, now, pass it to Larimer. Go!
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, Pester. Eye on the ball. Keep your eyes on the ball.
Okay, Pester. Eye on the ball. Keep your eyes on the ball.
Okay, what's your name?
Okay, what's your name?
Okay, who's next? All right, you.
Okay, who's next? All right, you.
Okay, you're doing good. Okay, keep your eye on the ball.
Okay, you're doing good. Okay, keep your eye on the ball.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay, I'm fine.
Okay. Okay, I'm fine.

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