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50 First Dates (2004) "50 First Dates" is a heartwarming romantic comedy film directed by Peter Segal, released in 2004.

50 First Dates (2004)

"50 First Dates" is a heartwarming romantic comedy film directed by Peter Segal, released in 2004. The movie tells the story of Henry Roth, played by Adam Sandler, a man afraid of commitment who falls in love with Lucy Whitmore, portrayed by Drew Barrymore. However, Henry soon discovers that Lucy suffers from short-term memory loss and cannot remember anything that happened the day before. Determined to win her heart every day, Henry strives to make Lucy fall in love with him over and over again, creating a series of hilarious and heartfelt moments.

To delve deeper into the world of "50 First Dates," you can immerse yourself in the film's soundscape. Although no band members are directly associated with this movie, the soundtrack features an eclectic mix of songs from various artists, ensuring a delightful auditory experience. You can play and download these captivating sounds right here.

A shark bit me.
A videotape of what?
About a year.
Actually, I'm going on a trip soon...
Actually, I'm not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you...
Actually, no. She sings like shit.
Actually, she's living at the institute.
All I have to do is slide on my designer jeans...
All I know is, out of all mammals, they have the second largest penis.
All right, enough already. You too, Willie.
All right, I just wrote this, so go easy on me.
All right, I'm sorry, but this is like the 23rd time we've made out already...
All right! Try it again. If it doesn't work we'll perform a tracheotomy.
All right.
All right.
All right. There's your medicine, little fellow.
All right. Would you stop poofing on that joint and do some work?
All we really see is what they do outside of the water...
Aloha, honey. What can I get for you?
Aloha! I'm Henry Roth.
Aloha. Sorry about your brain.
And a very gross way.
And found out why Doug always Has to change his sheets
And how do I feel about you?
And I'll bet Culpepper runs it in.
And I'll never let her go
And I'm a ballet dancer, but only in my bathroom.
And it wasn't a wrestling team. It was her academic advisor.
And now, I would like to introduce to you...
And promise that we can pick a pineapple for Thanksgiving, okay?
And that! And that!
And the real cool thing about walruses is they're very mysterious.
And this is what happens every single day.
And we drove up to see Dr. Keats
And what's up with your nipples?
And you don't look a day over 25.
And, Tammy, you are so thin.
And...
And...
Any idea where I can find her?
Anyways, I know you wish I was making all this stuff up.
Appreciate your time.
Aquariums make me super horny.
Are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers...
Are you kidding me?
Are you staring at me or her?
As for the nocturnal emissions, why don't you take a swim...
Be careful.
Because I came here to break up with you.
Because you have to understand that there is no future with me.
Because you're starting to freak me out.
Believe it or not, this my good eye.
Ben Friedkin?
Breakfast?
Bring me back a T shirt.
But before I do...
But how is that going to work?
But I have to find out.
But I still love her so
But I think it'd be healthy for you.
But it could be worse.
But it wasn't just about the sex.
But it's never gonna happen.
But my favorite time was when you Beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
But the good news is...
But then I get stiffed.
But was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
But you didn't remember me The very next day
But you made a mistake.
But you're too drunk to notice, remember? Take care.
But your stitches are bleeding.
By the way, cuz, I met this sexy, blond tax attorney at Starbucks today.
Ca...
Callahan Institute is the leading brain injury clinic in the Pacific Rim.
Calm down, little fellow.
Can I have that?
Can I touch?
Can't fall asleep.
Can't wait to have breakfast with you again.
Candace and Bernice?
Candace, Bernice and Rose?
Captain's log: November 5th, 6: 45 a. m.
Cheap shot, Dad.
Check out these glutes. Rock hard, baby.
Check this out. Jocko, what does the teapot do when the water's ready?
Close. Actually, it was my college girlfriend Tracy.
Come here. All right. Love you guys.
Come on, buddy, take it. Take it.
Come on, I need some details.
Come on, stop with the licking! You're making me sick.
Come on, that's a 187, code blue. We got the wolf sleeping at night.
Could I have one last first kiss?
Could there be a connection between them?
Cracked her head like Gary Busey
Culpepper fakes a handoff to Williams. He will throw.
Dad, the damn mongoose got in the garbage again!
Daddy, what's a nympho?
Damn it!
Demonstrate a good poof for me?
Did you tell Lucy about this trip?
Do you have any idea who I am?
Do you love me?
Do you think I should bring him into the other room...
Do you, Honah Lee, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife...
Doesn't look Chinese.
Don't be hard on yourself.
Don't forget about me.
Don't make fun of Henry. It's not his fault it's shaped like that.
Don't worry, because if you hung out with me for more than one day...
Don't worry, I called the cops already. I'm all set.
Don't worry.
Don't worry. You'll get over it in seconds.
Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short term memory loss.
Don't you want to have a career and marriage and children?
Double or nothing tomorrow.
Doug, just take this, okay? I can't...
Doug, you're good.
Douglas, get off the juice.
Dude, he forgot his name. I feel bad for him.
Dude, I don't even know who I am.
Easy, Honah Lee.
Even if while I'm singing this song
Even though in, like, 10, 15 years...
Every day is different, but basically this is what happens, Lucy.
Excuse me. Can I borrow this? Look, October!
Excuse me. Okay. I didn't mean to startle you.
Excuse me. What am I doing?
Feeling better now?
Fish. Right on.
For me, it still feels like the first time.
For me, it still feels like the first time.
Forgetful Lucy
Forgetful Lucy
Forgetful Lucy
Forty.
Freeze that image right there.
Fresh eye never hurts.
Get me two fish from the barrel. Now.
Get out of here. Run for the hills.
Give me a hand. Let's go!
Give me your wallet!
Give us a break. Just stay away from the Hukilau Cafe.
Go ahead.
Go smoke another one, bro.
Go to the middle of the road. Thank you. Right there. Perfect.
Go Vikings.
Good idea.
Good morning.
Good night, you guys. I'll see you tomorrow.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night. Sweet dreams. Keep them dry there, Doug.
Good night. Sweet dreams. Keep them dry there, Doug.
Got it! Moving out!
Got it?
Great. I dropped her off at the airport this morning.
Guess you won't miss days like this.
Happy birthday, Daddy.
Has got a nice caboose y
Having a bad day, Doug!
He and my brother Doug, they go out to sea for months at a time.
He asked me not to go to the Hukilau. I'm not going there.
He could go to the moon and back and Lucy would never even know he left.
He himself suffered temporal lobe damage.
He is awesome! He is so smart.
He just cast a spell on us.
He just kind of ran away.
He learned his lesson!
He pounded me like a mallard duck.
He took me to all these cool local places.
He's been having a lot of wet dreams.
He's got Kleinsasser in the end zone! Touchdown, Minnesota.
He's slipping his arm in the drawer and out comes the cookie jar. All clear.
Henry Roth, why didn't you tell me you were a secret agent?
Henry, come quickly! It's Jocko!
Henry, Lucy. Nice to meet you, Tom.
Henry, wait!
Henry?
Henry.
Henry.
Her father broke some ribs, but Lucy suffered a serious head injury.
Her lips are so damn juicy
Her plane leaves every night? There's a problem with that.
Her whole life, up to the night before the accident, she remembers.
Here you go. Bite the fish, chew the fish, love the fish. Enjoy.
Hey, Alexa, did you hook up with that girl from the bar?
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey! Good morning, Mrs. Roth. Would you like to meet your daughter?
Hey, Honah Lee? How's that hot wahine nympho from Ohio?
Hey, I'm a person, not a seal.
Hey, look, I got a little gift for you too.
Hey, Lucy. Just so you know, since you lost your memory...
Hey, sweetie. How's the painting coming?
Hey, Tracy, how you doing?
Hey, you'd be doing exactly what her father does:
Hey! Kikikuloa!
Hey! What the heck are you guys doing here?
Hey.
Hey. Do you know who that guy is?
Hey. I'm sorry to bother you...
Hi, I'm Tom.
Hi, I'm Tom.
Hi, I'm Tom.
Hi.
Hi. I like that waffle teepee that you have built.
Hold on. This sounds like something I would tell a psycho girl...
Holy crap! I suck.
Holy shit!
How about another first kiss
How about another fishbowl for the lady?
How do you think I get them to double flip and play with white kids?
How is it?
How long it gonna take for her memory to come back?
How many times have I watched this?
How nice of him to give me a CD that will remind me...
How's my temporal lobe looking there, doc?
I am grouchy due to lack of recent physical intimacy.
I appreciate your interest, but leave me alone.
I asked you to marry me. You said yes.
I bet in another hour she'll be ready to see her friends, have lunch...
I can do this on my own.
I can't be falling for a local. I ain't ever going back to that diner.
I can't believe it. Bruce Willis is a ghost.
I can't believe you fell for that!
I can't believe you fell for that.
I can't do it. I'm sorry.
I can't look at it anymore.
I couldn't talk her out of it. You know what?
I didn't know I came before E! That one I didn't know, I swear.
I didn't know there was gonna be a urine test.
I didn't mean to put you on the spot.
I didn't wanna hurt her feelings.
I don't feel bad for you. I know you got a thing going on with Candace.
I don't know how you get me to fall for that egg shaped head every morning.
I don't know who you are, Henry...
I don't know.
I don't want your ass on it, either. Get up! Get up!
I drew this. It's a picture of a father and son fishing off a fishing boat.
I drove out to Callahan Institute today and had a talk with Dr. Keats.
I go to this restaurant every morning, and I see you there, reading.
I gotta... I can read a little!
I guess I'll take a cup of coffee.
I guess.
I had a accident too.
I had a bee on me.
I had a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and some Gatorade.
I hate to break this up, but we're setting up for lunch.
I have a secret admirer.
I have no idea.
I have the first.
I have to hear for myself too.
I have to make a new journal that doesn't have you in it.
I have to talk to this doctor. I need to hear it from him.
I have?
I hope you get some rest tonight.
I hope you shot the stupid tramp.
I just want to eat you up, tomorrow and the next day, next day, next day...
I just wanted to say hi to Lucy.
I knew you were gonna burp, but the vomit thing was awesome!
I know I would if I was in your class.
I know this is hard for you to understand...
I know what you guys do and I totally respect that.
I know you think I'm crazy...
I know, it's okay. You see that, kids?
I know. And I just wanna eat you up.
I know. I changed your name for your protection.
I like you and you like me, most days.
I like you making me laugh.
I like your laugh.
I look at my dad and my brother's lives and I won't do that to you.
I love you very much.
I love you.
I made you a nice anchovy sundae.
I may not be able to kick your ass, but my sister can.
I mean, I really don't know.
I mean, Lucy needs me here.
I need something to wipe my ass with.
I need to kill some time before the Coast Guard gets here to tow my boat.
I needed to see you.
I never hung out with you in the afternoon like this.
I now pronounce you man and wife.
I prefer intelligence operative, and I couldn't tell you until I knew you.
I promise you I'm not gonna do anything wrong.
I saw that hand gesture.
I spoke to the harbormaster and he said you were setting sail today...
I suck at this job.
I think I'm getting kind of drunk.
I think my stitches opened up again, cuz.
I think she likes you.
I think she's a local girl. I wanted to go up to her...
I think that freaks her out the most.
I think you should meet Ten Second Tom.
I thought you liked your bitches from out of state.
I told her you the kahuna she wanna have fun on this island.
I used to trick you into pulling Your car over so we could chat
I want to show you something. Will you come with me?
I was in an accident? That's terrible.
I was kidding around with you!
I was petting my walrus all morning and thinking of you the whole time.
I will read about it tomorrow...
I wish I was making this up!
I wish I was too.
I won't forget my week...
I wonder what's the matter with him.
I worry about that every damn day of my life.
I would love to.
I'll be at my house.
I'll bet he fakes a handoff to Williams, throws to Kleinsasser in the end zone.
I'll take her.
I'll tell my friend you said so.
I'll tell you what. Why don't you sit with me?
I'm afraid they show no improvement.
I'm an art teacher at the Haluki liki Junior High.
I'm calm.
I'm coming.
I'm gonna get an order of the...
I'm gonna kill you! You're a dead man. Okay, I'm calm.
I'm gonna miss that.
I'm gonna miss you, but I gotta get the hell off this island.
I'm gonna take a Molokai on that one.
I'm gonna try to get him breathing manually...
I'm gonna wake up every morning with an enormous belly and no memory...
I'm in a community watch program...
I'm just closing my eyes.
I'm just kidding, Muumuu!
I'm just worried about going away for a year...
I'm Lucy.
I'm not a cliff diver, either. I'm afraid of heights.
I'm not doing anything wrong.
I'm not going to forget it. I wrote it down. I won't let myself.
I'm not sleeping.
I'm not sure about the "poofing" part, because I'm not a good poofer.
I'm saying I wish there was another way besides:
I'm shocked. Did you see that coming?
I'm so sorry, dear.
I'm sorry I can't take you...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I was just joking around.
I've never even met you.
I've taken the Sea Serpent for a trip around the island of Oahu.
If I was lying, how would I know this?
If that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that.
If you know her condition, you know she can't have a normal relationship.
If you promised a girl's dad that you wouldn't see her...
In fact, she's even singing again.
In the rain.
Is his last name Starr?
Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut, anyway?
It could happen.
It ended kind of weird, though.
It helps lovely tourists, such as yourself...
It must've been my huge back swing.
It was just a little vacation romance.
It was the best week of my life.
It's a secret admirer. He also wants you to have this.
It's a special paper her father puts on their porch.
It's a videotape.
It's from the day of her accident. He got hundreds of them printed.
It's just a little something from one sailor to another one.
It's just Dad and I work too hard to protect Lucy to let some idiot ruin it.
It's just sometimes when I watch it, I feel like I'm being told about my life...
It's kind of a hinge.
It's like her slate gets wiped clean every night while she sleeps.
It's my dad's birthday, and we go every year and we pick a pineapple.
It's my journal. I write in it every night.
It's nice to meet you.
It's not all about how long you go. It's... There was a connection, I thought.
It's pretty. Keep up the good work.
It's the 23rd time for me and the first time for you.
It's very cold, so when you're ready...
It's very late, and my friend's unstable.
Jocko...
Julia, that looks great.
Just give me a chance...
Just go on up. And good luck with that memory problem.
Just kidding.
Just stay calm. All right.
Keep the offense on the field.
Kids? Yeah, I'd love to do it.
Kikikoloko, take the camera.
Kualaliku! Get your brother off the dishwasher!
Let me ask you something, Alexa.
Let me get you down slow.
Let's see. I...
Lilies?
Listen, doctor, this...
Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up, but she'll be okay.
Looks like a stupid asshole to me.
Lucy does the same thing every day.
Lucy is a very special person. Very different from other people.
Lucy probably didn't wanna talk to you anyway.
Lucy, as you know, your mother and I were best friends.
Lucy, I'm sorry.
Lucy, it's nice to meet you too.
Lucy, let's go back inside.
Lucy, these are your brain scans here.
Lucy!
Lucy!
Lucy! Lucy! Hey, hey, hey.
Lucy.
Lung problems because he smoked too much turtle weed...
Magnificent amygdala as well.
Mahalo for the ego boost.
Make it look good.
Making my sister clean your hotel room.
Marlin. It's Sue.
Martha Stewart faced charges...
Mary Kate, Ashley, get a life. Thank you. Sorry.
Maybe try some turpentine. That might take the stink away.
Maybe you should be a coach.
Mazel tov!
Mr. Roth, I have one simple request:
My daughter's been through enough.
My fingers are extra fishy today, if you care to take a whiff.
My life sucks.
My name is Lucy.
My plan is to erase you completely, so it's as if you never existed.
My shirt size is medium husky.
Never.
Nice to meet you. You look like a nice...
Nick and I have an arrangement. You can trust me.
Nick, I need Spam and eggs.
Nick, put that down. I'll handle it.
No flippies off the dock! You could get hurt!
No throwing. Come on.
No, Daddy, I thought you was gonna do it.
No, I'm from this country.
No, I'm not.
No, it isn't.
No, just kidding. I'm too smart.
No, my nipples are too sensitive. Stop that.
No, no, no, she has all of her long term memory.
No, no, no, this is what happened. I...
No, no, no. I just...
No, no! I think he's had enough.
No, not at all.
No, we don't. Just so everybody knows that.
No, what do you want to know?
No! All right. Let the master show you how to get it done.
No! This cop is writing me a ticket!
No. I was nervous because...
Nobody's gotta break my head. I'm gonna split anyways.
Not aloha, "hello," aloha, "goodbye. " We're closed today. Go away.
Not everybody would have stopped.
Not her. False alarm.
Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau.
Note the intense overreaction. That's the "roids" talking.
Nothing beats a first kiss.
Nothing beats a first kiss.
Nothing beats a first...
Nothing. I was just getting some lint off for you.
Now why don't you come back in ten seconds so we can meet again?
Now you kids go down there and find my nuts.
Now you're dead!
Now, come on. Give her the Waikikiki sneaky between the cheeky.
Now, Hawaiian law clearly states after the 12th date...
Now, why you gotta spread those lies? Sharks are like dogs.
Now, will everybody keep it down...
Oh, and if you're wondering about this guy who's making this tape...
Oh, boy, do my... My fingers smell like fish.
Oh, boy.
Oh, don't go just because my son is psychotic.
Oh, God!
Oh, Lucy, that feels so good.
Oh, mahalo. See you in a bit.
Oh, my God! What are you doing here?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, no!
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, my.
Oh, no!
Oh, okay. Sorry, Sue.
Oh, okay. You got it.
Oh, really? What's this?
Oh, really? What's this?
Oh, shit!
Oh, that's where the smell is coming from.
Oh, they're beautiful.
Oh, well, you're Pablo Picasso.
Oh, why?
Oh, yeah, you definitely need some color in here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you don't speak English. Okay.
Oh, you idiot.
Oh! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!
Oh! So nice of you to notice. Please, sit down.
Oh.
Oh. Thanks anyways.
Oh. The nympho is the state bird of Ohio.
Okay, and C is that little half a squiggly one, right?
Okay, baby.
Okay, check the temperature of the pool. Go! Hurry!
Okay, haole, what do you think? You can come to this island...
Okay, I think it's on. Go. Go.
Okay, I'll be back. Come here!
Okay, just open your present.
Okay, let's average it out then.
Okay, okay, he's... He's gone now.
Okay, pal. When she stops, just let her pet you. Look cute.
Okay, pervert. I think that you should leave.
Okay, she cried for about an hour. That's not too bad.
Okay, so tell me a little bit more about yourself.
Okay, there. That's good. Thank you.
Okay, this is her. Start beating me up.
Okay, Willie, that's it.
Okay, you guys. Thanks for coming to say goodbye.
Okay, you heard me. Go! Go!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. I gotta go to work.
Okay. I'm sorry.
Okay. Let's get this sucker ready.
Okay. Let's see what we've got here.
Okay. Well, I've...
Okay. What you got there?
One, two...
Or in your case, a Hefty bag.
Or you could call it, Sharks: They Tried to Eat My Kidney.
Pan...
Pan...
Panclocks.
Panku...
Pardon me.
Peanut butter cups.
Peanut Butter Cups. What are you doing here?
Pretty sweet, huh?
Probably more than anybody could love another person.
Really?
Really? That's it?
Reminder: He makes funny noises when I kiss his neck.
Right after you gave me the video.
Right. Sometimes you need an outsider's perspective.
Ringo.
Sadly, I've used this technique many times.
Said she didn't want to be a burden to me and Doug anymore. I don't know.
Same as you. Every day they have to convince her she's a cow.
Saturday, November 25th.
Sea lions are known for their athleticism...
See you tomorrow.
See you, guys. Don't tell anyone your sister beat me up.
Settle down and eat your pancakes.
Sharks: They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts.
She and her father went up North Shore to get a pineapple.
She comes for breakfast because that's what she did on Sundays...
She doesn't remember who you are, brah.
She doesn't want guys hitting on her during her breakfast.
She has no idea it's more than a year later.
She has no memory that she ever met you.
She just can't retain any new information.
She lost her short term memory.
She only sings on days she meets you.
She reads the newspaper.
She said that if I talk to Lucy, you'll kill me with a meat cleaver.
She says that every day, because each morning...
She'll never even know you're gone.
She's doing really great up there.
She's finding out that her life is basically a setup.
She's inside. We're gonna straighten things out.
She's the boss, cuz. But don't worry.
She's watching the tape as we speak.
She's wishing I had Jocko the Walrus' schlong
Shit your pants? So did I.
Shit.
Shut up, because here comes one time only opportunity.
Shut up.
Sit! Stay! Shit! No!
So every day you help her to realize what happened...
So fresh and so clean.
So how you getting home?
So how's the cow?
So I comes before the E?
So I'm sorry.
So maybe you could talk to me about...
So she can't remember anything?
So what'll you do when you finish the boat?
So you guys have to just lie to me every day.
So, basically, what you're saying is...
So, Lucy, I work at an aquarium.
So, what are you thinking?
Some people, they call me freak.
Something that I could help you with?
Sometimes I wish my wife had Goldfield Syndrome.
Sometimes life isn't very fair...
Sorry to bother you. I'm kind of stuck here.
Sorry to interrupt, but I noticed we were both eating alone...
Sorry, I smacked you. You needed the fish slap to calm down.
Sorry, Mr. Whitmore, if you're watching.
Sorry, Pop.
Sounds kind of fruity.
Sounds to me like someone is afraid of commitment.
Stay away from my daughter.
Stop it! You're gonna make me throw up on the cake.
Sure you don't want to take Doug?
Sure.
Sure.
Sweetheart...
Sweetie, you're sort of dating him.
Swivelly door.
Taking it deep, aren't you?
Thank you for being so nice to me today.
Thank you, buddy. What does that mean again?
Thanks for the tip.
Thanks, buddy.
Thanks, buddy. Remember to use a condom.
Thanks, Luce.
That doesn't gross you out, does it?
That guy over there could help you out.
That hurt.
That is one theory.
That shark theory's starting to catch on.
That sucks.
That was the stupidest looking swing I've ever seen.
That was very good.
That way she wouldn't remember when I called her mother...
That's a different part of the brain.
That's a good title for my documentary.
That's a little warm. Go to the bottom of the barrel, please.
That's a lot of vomit.
That's actually a cool way to look at it.
That's Mom and Dad's song.
That's my joke.
That's not all I do. I gave a penguin a bath today.
That's not funny. Don't rub those.
That's right.
That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.
That's what I've heard.
That's what she gets for eating my roast beef sandwich.
That's what you want to believe. It's what we all want to believe.
That's why I promised her that I would always help look after you.
The Beach Boys?
The condition's come to be known as Goldfield Syndrome.
The Hukilau was the place
The lady at the farmers' market gave it to me as a birthday present.
The next morning, she won't know who he is.
The part of you in this reenactment...
The same thing you are. Looking for my ball.
The Sea Serpent is fully recovered from her mishap...
The Sixth Sense.
The tags don't expire for seven months.
The temporal lobe was severely damaged.
Their tusks. Also their male parts can get pretty gigantic.
Then again, there are always ways around such things.
Then we're gonna take her out for a spin.
Then you won't be able to go on your boat trip to Alaska.
There's one about me.
There's the little fella. Congratulations, Mommy.
They expire May of next year.
They only bite when you touch their private parts.
They're nodding in approval, I hope.
They're not breakfast. I get you Spam and eggs.
This is from Nick and Sue. They send their best wishes.
This is my studio.
This is the first time.
This is weird. I've been thinking about you all morning, all day.
This is why I got into this business.
This time try to stay clean for more than a day.
To save sea animals.
Took him four years to publish his findings...
Ula needs it. I imagine I did it and then I can get through another weekend.
Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool!
Very funny.
Waffleonians can come in and out now.
Wait. I see you're sitting there alone. Do you wanna come and sit down?
Want me to put peanut butter cups in your eggs?
We are funded out of Sandusky, Ohio by T.B. Callahan...
We don't really know what they're like in the wild.
We don't wanna do that, so let's pray this works. One more time.
We figured it out. She only sings on days she meets you.
We have been for a while now.
We have to go our separate ways now.
We just met, but look.
We made love tonight! It didn't last long, but it was incredible.
We slow danced...
We went cliff diving.
We went scuba diving...
We'll leave it up to her.
Well, can I call you when I land?
Well, can you at least point me in the direction of someone who can?
Well, goodbye.
Well, I am a vet, not a doctor. So just hold still, or I won't give you a treat.
Well, I'm gonna go downstairs then.
Well, love is a very loaded word.
Well, maybe days like this don't have to be so bad.
Well, maybe they're intimidating the other creatures with their big winkies.
Well, maybe when you get back from Peru.
Well, my fingers are available...
Well, my grandfather died trying to jump start a car.
Well, since it's my last night in town...
Well, that's that.
Well, things changed a little bit since high school.
Well, we got a little drunk.
Well, yeah.
Well, you Haluki liki the kind of teacher all the kids have crushes on.
Well, you probably thought I couldn't live up to the hype.
Well...
What about the pineapple picking thing?
What am I thinking?
What an asshole!
What are you doing?
What are you doing? I meant check the thermometer!
What are you trying to say?
What are you trying to say?
What are you, nuts? Your wife's right over there.
What brings your royal cuteness out here?
What did Sue say?
What do you want me to do? Be some chapter in your scrapbook and go?
What else happened since last October?
What the hell's her problem?
What was that?
What we believe is scar tissue here is impairing your ability...
What would you say if I told you that notebook you read every day...
What?
What?
What?
What? I don't smoke weed.
What? I use an herb supplement...
What? I was joking because of what we talked about yesterday.
What'll happen down the line? Someday she'll wake up...
What's in it for you? What do you get out of this?
What's with the "tramp" and the "bitches" talk?
What's wrong with that? Sharks are naturally peaceful.
When did you start this up?
When her mom was alive, Lucy would have me take that tape...
When you guys tell her...
When you're finished playing your kidnap victim crap on my daughter...
Where I first saw your face
Where is she?
Where the hell is it?
Which I'll have to do again tomorrow.
Which means "look at those two shitheads. "
White.
Why are you doing this?
Why couldn't I have met you one day before the accident?
Why do you say mean things like that...
Why would you do this to me?
Why?
Will you marry me?
Will you tell her I'll be back later to pick her up?
Willie, did you see that?
Willie, I don't need you to see this. Get out of here, now!
Would you like to have breakfast again tomorrow morning, same time?
Wouldn't you want to spend an hour a day with that?
Wow, look. The bark is healing.
Wow! Thank you. Nice to meet you.
Yeah, high five is right, buddy.
Yeah, I don't know. I guess I prefer sausage to taco.