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Two Lovers (2008) Two Lovers is a captivating romantic drama film directed by James Gray and released in 2008. Set in New

Two Lovers (2008)

Two Lovers is a captivating romantic drama film directed by James Gray and released in 2008. Set in New York City, the movie tells the story of a complex love triangle that explores themes of passion, loyalty, and self-discovery. Joaquin Phoenix delivers a powerful performance as Leonard Kraditor, a troubled man torn between two women. Gwyneth Paltrow portrays Michelle Rausch, a beautiful and unpredictable neighbor who captures Leonard's heart, while Vinessa Shaw plays Sandra Cohen, a sweet and stable woman who offers him stability and security.

The film skillfully weaves a delicate narrative, delving into the intricate emotions and inner struggles of its characters. Two Lovers highlights the complexities of love, showcasing the imperfections and vulnerabilities that come with it, leaving the audience with a thought-provoking and poignant experience.

To relive the enchanting sounds and emotions of the film, you can play and download the mesmerizing soundtrack from various platforms. Immerse yourself in the raw emotions of Two Lovers and let the music transport you to the streets of New York City, where love is as unpredictable and captivating as ever.

A fresh start for you and Sandra.
A fresh start for you and Sandra.
A kid's got to start thinking about his future sometime.
A kid's got to start thinking about his future sometime.
A man's got to have his secrets, Honey. Come on.
A man's got to have his secrets, Honey. Come on.
A surprise? What'd you get me?
A surprise? What'd you get me?
A terrific thing,
A terrific thing,
Absolutely, I love it. But I know how much it means to you.
Absolutely, I love it. But I know how much it means to you.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Acquaint yourself with what's going on here.
Acquaint yourself with what's going on here.
Actually, I wanted to meet you.
Actually, I wanted to meet you.
Again, baby?
Again, baby?
Ah, mazel tov!
Ah, mazel tov!
Ah. Well, you know what, Leonard?
Ah. Well, you know what, Leonard?
Ahh, fuck.
Ahh, fuck.
Ahh, maybe I will.
Ahh, maybe I will.
Ahh!
Ahh!
All right, all right. Don't get bent out of shape.
All right, all right. Don't get bent out of shape.
All right, I'll I'll call you
All right, I'll I'll call you
All right, I'm gonna work on the tickets.
All right, I'm gonna work on the tickets.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Come inside. Let me take your coats.
All right. Come inside. Let me take your coats.
All right. Hey, Happy Thanksgiving.
All right. Hey, Happy Thanksgiving.
All right. I forgot to do something.
All right. I forgot to do something.
All right. I'll be right back.
All right. I'll be right back.
All right. Well, we're talking about how beautiful you are.
All right. Well, we're talking about how beautiful you are.
All their, you know, designer clothes and shit.
All their, you know, designer clothes and shit.
ALL: Hey! Hey!
ALL: Hey! Hey!
ALL: L to the E O N A R D.
ALL: L to the E O N A R D.
ALL: L to the E O N A R D.
ALL: L to the E O N A R D.
ALL: Ohh!
ALL: Ohh!
And all the the different technology the machines.
And all the the different technology the machines.
And as our last event of the day,
And as our last event of the day,
And believe me, there's lots of guys after her.
And believe me, there's lots of guys after her.
And boom, that's it the whole thing goes to hell.
And boom, that's it the whole thing goes to hell.
And do you have a reservation?
And do you have a reservation?
And don't lose the clothes again.
And don't lose the clothes again.
And figure things out.
And figure things out.
And he's taking the color shots and he's taking the slides and the set ups,
And he's taking the color shots and he's taking the slides and the set ups,
And his mother lives nearby,
And his mother lives nearby,
And I
And I
And I got into this thing now.
And I got into this thing now.
And I gotta go to that.
And I gotta go to that.
And I guess I'll see you around the building.
And I guess I'll see you around the building.
And I hope I didn't mess things up.
And I hope I didn't mess things up.
And I just...
And I just...
And I lov I love you.
And I lov I love you.
And I never asked him to do that.
And I never asked him to do that.
And I noticed that you don't wear any gloves.
And I noticed that you don't wear any gloves.
And I still love it. It's very good.
And I still love it. It's very good.
And I think I've really got to go to San Francisco.
And I think I've really got to go to San Francisco.
And I tried to hurt myself and they put me in the hospital.
And I tried to hurt myself and they put me in the hospital.
And I went into the bathroom and I passed out.
And I went into the bathroom and I passed out.
And I'm going to be direct with you.
And I'm going to be direct with you.
And I'm going to be direct with you.
And I'm going to be direct with you.
And I'm just I'm just gonna end it.
And I'm just I'm just gonna end it.
And I've been lazy.
And I've been lazy.
And it's fine. I'm sorry.
And it's fine. I'm sorry.
And it's like you have to wait in line forever after they give you the number.
And it's like you have to wait in line forever after they give you the number.
And make a big wish.
And make a big wish.
And maybe you'll learn to love me too.
And maybe you'll learn to love me too.
And now all he does he takes pictures all over the place.
And now all he does he takes pictures all over the place.
And now all he does he takes pictures all over the place.
And now all he does he takes pictures all over the place.
And on behalf of your sister Sandra
And on behalf of your sister Sandra
And that I'm happy.
And that I'm happy.
And the other two are in Sheepshead Bay.
And the other two are in Sheepshead Bay.
And then I'm not going to see you for two weeks.
And then I'm not going to see you for two weeks.
And then we can, like, text.
And then we can, like, text.
And then you could, like, tell me
And then you could, like, tell me
And they wouldn't let me back in the club.
And they wouldn't let me back in the club.
And we're going to be moving into that space soon.
And we're going to be moving into that space soon.
And when we do, there is an opportunity here
And when we do, there is an opportunity here
And you guys go, "L to the E O N A R D"
And you guys go, "L to the E O N A R D"
And your mother Carol,
And your mother Carol,
And, well, that was that.
And, well, that was that.
And, yeah see about maybe going out with you to this party.
And, yeah see about maybe going out with you to this party.
Are you all right? You all right?
Are you all right? You all right?
Are you going out?
Are you going out?
Are you gonna bring it on the dance floor?
Are you gonna bring it on the dance floor?
Are you happy these days?
Are you happy these days?
Are you in a hurry somewhere or what?
Are you in a hurry somewhere or what?
Are you kidding? They'd be happy.
Are you kidding? They'd be happy.
Are you leaving?
Are you leaving?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Aren't you having lunch with your father and the Cohens?
Aren't you having lunch with your father and the Cohens?
As long as you love it
As long as you love it
As long as you love what you're doing.
As long as you love what you're doing.
At my brother's bar mitzvah next month.
At my brother's bar mitzvah next month.
Baby, I'm sorry.
Baby, I'm sorry.
Be careful out there.
Be careful out there.
Be myself right now.
Be myself right now.
Be right out, Pop.
Be right out, Pop.
Because at Rosh Hashanah and...
Because at Rosh Hashanah and...
Because I'm going crazy. I can't
Because I'm going crazy. I can't
Because of this medical thing and...
Because of this medical thing and...
Because she is my life.
Because she is my life.
Because that's what you deserve.
Because that's what you deserve.
Before your parents come home and see us like this.
Before your parents come home and see us like this.
Bring everybody real close.
Bring everybody real close.
But "the Sound of Music" is playing on cable right now.
But "the Sound of Music" is playing on cable right now.
But because, you know, whenever it's on,
But because, you know, whenever it's on,
But he left them for me.
But he left them for me.
But I I feel like I could tell you anything.
But I I feel like I could tell you anything.
But I do know you and I love you even more.
But I do know you and I love you even more.
But I have to go.
But I have to go.
But I know in the past Giant teams...
But I know in the past Giant teams...
But I totally forgot tomorrow night's my dad's birthday party
But I totally forgot tomorrow night's my dad's birthday party
But I was just checking my schedule and I'm free.
But I was just checking my schedule and I'm free.
But I'm afraid to go by myself.
But I'm afraid to go by myself.
But I'm telling you something: If you've got somebody
But I'm telling you something: If you've got somebody
But it's true.
But it's true.
But my mom said your parents are going to be going too
But my mom said your parents are going to be going too
But my wife, the artistic one,
But my wife, the artistic one,
But she's still sedated.
But she's still sedated.
But you don't even have a bag.
But you don't even have a bag.
But you don't have any people in them really.
But you don't have any people in them really.
But you know, he's not really like that.
But you know, he's not really like that.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Can I just get my bag?
Can I just get my bag?
Can I look at these?
Can I look at these?
Can I take your coat?
Can I take your coat?
Can we have the specials?
Can we have the specials?
Can you come with me, please?
Can you come with me, please?
Can you make me a $200 Loan?
Can you make me a $200 Loan?
Can you see me now?
Can you see me now?
Can you see me? I can't see you.
Can you see me? I can't see you.
CAROL: Eat what you'd like. Okay.
CAROL: Eat what you'd like. Okay.
CAROL: I paid him to say that.
CAROL: I paid him to say that.
CAROL: It's amazing you can run a business.
CAROL: It's amazing you can run a business.
CAROL: Please don't make me older.
CAROL: Please don't make me older.
Cash.
Cash.
Come here.
Come here.
Come in.
Come in.
Come on in, come around.
Come on in, come around.
Come on up here! Don't make me shout.
Come on up here! Don't make me shout.
Come on, baby. Aren't you going to tell me what's wrong?
Come on, baby. Aren't you going to tell me what's wrong?
Come on, leave him alone.
Come on, leave him alone.
CONDUCTOR: Next stop 57th Street.
CONDUCTOR: Next stop 57th Street.
Could you come up?
Could you come up?
Could you write something on my arm with your finger
Could you write something on my arm with your finger
David, say thank you.
David, say thank you.
David. My beautiful daughter Sandra.
David. My beautiful daughter Sandra.
David's bar mitzvah is coming up next week.
David's bar mitzvah is coming up next week.
DAYNA: He goes clubbing.
DAYNA: He goes clubbing.
Dayna. What's up?
Dayna. What's up?
Dessert's on the table.
Dessert's on the table.
Do you live here, right?
Do you live here, right?
Do not disrespect me!
Do not disrespect me!
Do you know when it's for?
Do you know when it's for?
Do you like the dry cleaning business?
Do you like the dry cleaning business?
Do you really love me, Leonard?
Do you really love me, Leonard?
Do you think he's going to be with me for good?
Do you think he's going to be with me for good?
Don't be sorry.
Don't be sorry.
Don't go.
Don't go.
Don't leave wet towels on the floor.
Don't leave wet towels on the floor.
Don't say that. I'm not a little kid.
Don't say that. I'm not a little kid.
Don't say that. You're not stupid.
Don't say that. You're not stupid.
Don't walk away from me! Michelle!
Don't walk away from me! Michelle!
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Down at the end of the hallway.
Down at the end of the hallway.
Eh?
Eh?
Eight nine 10 I'm gonna be under 20
Eight nine 10 I'm gonna be under 20
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Feelin' better?
Feelin' better?
For my princess.
For my princess.
For you, for your father, for your family,
For you, for your father, for your family,
For your future family,
For your future family,
From what?
From what?
Fuck it, let's just go.
Fuck it, let's just go.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fucking boyfriend.
Fucking boyfriend.
Get the fuck back up here!
Get the fuck back up here!
Getting off in 10 minutes, all right?
Getting off in 10 minutes, all right?
Go go meet with Michael.
Go go meet with Michael.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go out and stay at her place.
Go out and stay at her place.
Go!
Go!
God, don't take another one.
God, don't take another one.
God, that's very cool that you're an artist.
God, that's very cool that you're an artist.
God, you guys have a lot of books.
God, you guys have a lot of books.
God.
God.
Going on right now that's...
Going on right now that's...
Gonna have an aneurysm.
Gonna have an aneurysm.
Good good. Um, your parents told me you'd be home.
Good good. Um, your parents told me you'd be home.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good, thank you.
Good, thank you.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good. Good.
Good. Good.
Good. What's going on?
Good. What's going on?
Good. You remember my wife Carol.
Good. You remember my wife Carol.
Great, you can keep me company.
Great, you can keep me company.
Happy New Year, Pop.
Happy New Year, Pop.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Have you ever seen "Benny Hill"?
Have you ever seen "Benny Hill"?
He we move a lot and he doesn't like it when we move.
He we move a lot and he doesn't like it when we move.
He doesn't sound too happy. I mean, I don't speak dog.
He doesn't sound too happy. I mean, I don't speak dog.
He just has to take his pills.
He just has to take his pills.
He keeps telling me he's gonna leave them.
He keeps telling me he's gonna leave them.
He left his family for me.
He left his family for me.
He left you. I'd never do that.
He left you. I'd never do that.
He liked Hoboken a lot,
He liked Hoboken a lot,
He said he fell in the bay.
He said he fell in the bay.
He says he's gonna stay with his wife.
He says he's gonna stay with his wife.
He still doesn't even know what happened to me at the hospital.
He still doesn't even know what happened to me at the hospital.
He told his wife everything.
He told his wife everything.
He wants you to take those bar mitzvah pictures.
He wants you to take those bar mitzvah pictures.
He's always telling me, you know, I should hang out with friends and stuff.
He's always telling me, you know, I should hang out with friends and stuff.
He's brilliant and he can be really sweet.
He's brilliant and he can be really sweet.
He's gonna pay you back for the tickets, okay?
He's gonna pay you back for the tickets, okay?
He's got this fucking business trip he wants me to go on.
He's got this fucking business trip he wants me to go on.
He's married; he has a son.
He's married; he has a son.
He's my new best friend.
He's my new best friend.
He's not gonna keep paying for this apartment.
He's not gonna keep paying for this apartment.
He's trying to open a box did you see that?
He's trying to open a box did you see that?
He's very popular.
He's very popular.
Hello, neighbor.
Hello, neighbor.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Her parents are the ones that called it off
Her parents are the ones that called it off
Here you go.
Here you go.
Hey hey, David, what you got?
Hey hey, David, what you got?
Hey, ain't that the guy that works over at the, uh,
Hey, ain't that the guy that works over at the, uh,
Hey, buddy, you even gonna thank the guy who just saved your life?
Hey, buddy, you even gonna thank the guy who just saved your life?
Hey, Carl, why don't you take him where he needs to go?
Hey, Carl, why don't you take him where he needs to go?
Hey, darlin'.
Hey, darlin'.
Hey, do you think you want anything?
Hey, do you think you want anything?
Hey, I can hear you talking. Who are you talking to down there?
Hey, I can hear you talking. Who are you talking to down there?
Hey, I'm back.
Hey, I'm back.
Hey, I'm gonna give you a special ringtone
Hey, I'm gonna give you a special ringtone
Hey, listen, Leonard.
Hey, listen, Leonard.
Hey, pop, where's mom?
Hey, pop, where's mom?
Hey, pop.
Hey, pop.
Hey, pop.
Hey, pop.
Hey, she feels really cold. Is that normal?
Hey, she feels really cold. Is that normal?
Hey, yeah, you know, I think I heard him barking.
Hey, yeah, you know, I think I heard him barking.
Hey, you ever count doors?
Hey, you ever count doors?
Hey, you know what, Doug? There's a fucking storm coming, man.
Hey, you know what, Doug? There's a fucking storm coming, man.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey, I'm so sorry I missed lunch today.
Hey. Hey, I'm so sorry I missed lunch today.
Hey. What are you doing down here?
Hey. What are you doing down here?
Hi, how are you? Oh, enjoy.
Hi, how are you? Oh, enjoy.
Hi, nice to see you again.
Hi, nice to see you again.
Hi! There's lots of food.
Hi! There's lots of food.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. What are you doing? You're taking my picture?
Hi. What are you doing? You're taking my picture?
His daughter is coming to lunch too,
His daughter is coming to lunch too,
Hmm? You don't want to be late. Come on, here your pills.
Hmm? You don't want to be late. Come on, here your pills.
Honey, I have to go to London tomorrow night.
Honey, I have to go to London tomorrow night.
How are you?
How are you?
How does he look?
How does he look?
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you feelin'?
How you feelin'?
How'd it go?
How'd it go?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I
I
I am here to protect you.
I am here to protect you.
I appreciate that, Pop.
I appreciate that, Pop.
I brought you some water.
I brought you some water.
I came out. I was with Stephanie and
I came out. I was with Stephanie and
I can bring you a real straw if you'd like.
I can bring you a real straw if you'd like.
I can feel you, you know? I can really feel you.
I can feel you, you know? I can really feel you.
I can see you from my apartment.
I can see you from my apartment.
I can't stay here.
I can't stay here.
I can't tell if he's telling me the truth, and...
I can't tell if he's telling me the truth, and...
I can't wait to see you.
I can't wait to see you.
I couldn't find her.
I couldn't find her.
I decided I'm going to go to his office later
I decided I'm going to go to his office later
I did. I really did.
I did. I really did.
I didn't
I didn't
I didn't even see you.
I didn't even see you.
I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to leave you.
I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to leave you.
I didn't think that I'd ever
I didn't think that I'd ever
I do like you.
I do like you.
I do.
I do.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't even know what it's like to just
I don't even know what it's like to just
I don't feel very well.
I don't feel very well.
I don't know if you want to see that now?
I don't know if you want to see that now?
I don't know if it's... ( mumbles )
I don't know if it's... ( mumbles )
I don't know if Michelle told you we've got opera tickets tonight.
I don't know if Michelle told you we've got opera tickets tonight.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what your relationship is.
I don't know what your relationship is.
I don't know, if you want to go see a movie or something?
I don't know, if you want to go see a movie or something?
I don't know, you know. I gotta see.
I don't know, you know. I gotta see.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I just met her myself.
I don't know. I just met her myself.
I don't really read very much, you know?
I don't really read very much, you know?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think we should see each other anymore.
I don't think we should see each other anymore.
I don't want you and I talkin' about it
I don't want you and I talkin' about it
I don't want you to stay with me for a few minutes.
I don't want you to stay with me for a few minutes.
I don't want, like, everybody to call the cops.
I don't want, like, everybody to call the cops.
I feel anxious.
I feel anxious.
I feel like if I wasn't with Ronald,
I feel like if I wasn't with Ronald,
I fell in the water.
I fell in the water.
I fell into the bay.
I fell into the bay.
I finally let him know about my miscarriage
I finally let him know about my miscarriage
I got here as quick as I could.
I got here as quick as I could.
I got us a car to take us to the airport.
I got us a car to take us to the airport.
I got you something.
I got you something.
I gotta check my schedule.
I gotta check my schedule.
I gotta go to a meeting with my boss.
I gotta go to a meeting with my boss.
I had the wrong number and then
I had the wrong number and then
I had these crazy nightmares while I was out.
I had these crazy nightmares while I was out.
I hate these fucking scars.
I hate these fucking scars.
I have some ones with some people in it.
I have some ones with some people in it.
I have this friend in San Francisco.
I have this friend in San Francisco.
I have to go to the bathroom.
I have to go to the bathroom.
I have to go to the doctor. I don't know what the fuck.
I have to go to the doctor. I don't know what the fuck.
I have to go, Mom.
I have to go, Mom.
I have to go.
I have to go.
I have to.
I have to.
I hope we're not late. The directions were perfect.
I hope we're not late. The directions were perfect.
I I think this is the best choice.
I I think this is the best choice.
I just I was down getting equipment for my camera
I just I was down getting equipment for my camera
I just got the new DVD set.
I just got the new DVD set.
I just got your text.
I just got your text.
I just have one question: With all your gifts,
I just have one question: With all your gifts,
I just want it to be right, you know?
I just want it to be right, you know?
I just want to be with you, wherever that is.
I just want to be with you, wherever that is.
I just want to say that how proud I am
I just want to say that how proud I am
I know I would.
I know I would.
I know we've only known each other for a couple of weeks.
I know we've only known each other for a couple of weeks.
I know you do.
I know you do.
I know you don't want to talk to me,
I know you don't want to talk to me,
I know.
I know.
I know. I was joking.
I know. I was joking.
I know. I'm sorry, but he's downstairs.
I know. I'm sorry, but he's downstairs.
I like photography.
I like photography.
I like this one.
I like this one.
I live with my dog, Rex.
I live with my dog, Rex.
I love you very much.
I love you very much.
I love you,
I love you,
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love your hands.
I love your hands.
I may need to go to the hospital,
I may need to go to the hospital,
I mean,
I mean,
I mean, I can see the signs.
I mean, I can see the signs.
I mean, I didn't finish. You know, I'm not a real lawyer...
I mean, I didn't finish. You know, I'm not a real lawyer...
I mean, I'm lucky my law firm gives me a box.
I mean, I'm lucky my law firm gives me a box.
I mean, you know, I know she loves it.
I mean, you know, I know she loves it.
I mean, you know, she comes from a good family,
I mean, you know, she comes from a good family,
I need this kind of, you know, help right now
I need this kind of, you know, help right now
I need to open everything up.
I need to open everything up.
I never really saw you.
I never really saw you.
I never saw you either.
I never saw you either.
I really am sorry.
I really am sorry.
I really really really want you to go.
I really really really want you to go.
I saw on the computer that you checked travel sites last night.
I saw on the computer that you checked travel sites last night.
I saw you at your parents' store
I saw you at your parents' store
I should go
I should go
I started bleeding really bad a few hours ago.
I started bleeding really bad a few hours ago.
I think he tried again.
I think he tried again.
I think I'll have a New Year's party this year.
I think I'll have a New Year's party this year.
I think if you knew me better, you wouldn't feel that way.
I think if you knew me better, you wouldn't feel that way.
I think it'll make a difference.
I think it'll make a difference.
I think it's a conspiracy by the drug companies, you know?
I think it's a conspiracy by the drug companies, you know?
I think she might be using again.
I think she might be using again.
I think you know how important this is for everybody.
I think you know how important this is for everybody.
I think you'd like him.
I think you'd like him.
I think you're hello.
I think you're hello.
I thought about you all day. It was killing me,
I thought about you all day. It was killing me,
I thought it was on silent. Excuse me. I'm sorry.
I thought it was on silent. Excuse me. I'm sorry.
I threw it out the window.
I threw it out the window.
I told you, Michelle, I love you.
I told you, Michelle, I love you.
I tried to get here as soon as I could.
I tried to get here as soon as I could.
I tried you on your cell phone. All we got was the message.
I tried you on your cell phone. All we got was the message.
I understand that.
I understand that.
I understand you, Michelle.
I understand you, Michelle.
I want to make sure you'll be taken care of
I want to make sure you'll be taken care of
I want to take care of you.
I want to take care of you.
I want to tell you how proud we are of you.
I want to tell you how proud we are of you.
I want you to do me a favor. I want you to
I want you to do me a favor. I want you to
I want you to keep an eye on her.
I want you to keep an eye on her.
I want you to look out for her for me a little bit, if you can.
I want you to look out for her for me a little bit, if you can.
I was I was supposed to meet up with him tonight
I was I was supposed to meet up with him tonight
I was beginning to think you weren't going to make it.
I was beginning to think you weren't going to make it.
I was in line to be King of Denmark.
I was in line to be King of Denmark.
I was just going through these
I was just going through these
I was just out with a couple friends,
I was just out with a couple friends,
I was just talking to to Michael.
I was just talking to to Michael.
I was supposed to get married.
I was supposed to get married.
I was supposed to go to the doctor today.
I was supposed to go to the doctor today.
I was thinking about maybe going out, but, you know, I don't know.
I was thinking about maybe going out, but, you know, I don't know.
I wasn't planning on being home for so long, so...
I wasn't planning on being home for so long, so...
I went back into the club
I went back into the club
I will never walk away from you.
I will never walk away from you.
I will officially shut up now and let you go to bed.
I will officially shut up now and let you go to bed.
I will.
I will.
I work at Pfizer in the city it's a drug company.
I work at Pfizer in the city it's a drug company.
I'd definitely leave everything for you.
I'd definitely leave everything for you.
I'd like to invite mom, dad and sister Sandra
I'd like to invite mom, dad and sister Sandra
I'd like you to close your eyes
I'd like you to close your eyes
I'd rather just walk than be in this stuffy place.
I'd rather just walk than be in this stuffy place.
I'll I'll definitely be there.
I'll I'll definitely be there.
I'll be back early.
I'll be back early.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
I'll be seated.
I'll be seated.
I'll bet you he would take us to his favorite restaurant.
I'll bet you he would take us to his favorite restaurant.
I'll bring a nice bottle of champagne for
I'll bring a nice bottle of champagne for
I'll clean this up later, all right?
I'll clean this up later, all right?
I'll come.
I'll come.
I'll do anything for you.
I'll do anything for you.
I'll do what I have to do.
I'll do what I have to do.
I'll get you your receipt.
I'll get you your receipt.
I'll see myself out.
I'll see myself out.
I'll see you later.
I'll see you later.
I'll see you later.
I'll see you later.
I'll see you then.
I'll see you then.
I'll show you some.
I'll show you some.
I'll take care of you
I'll take care of you
I'll try C.P.R.
I'll try C.P.R.
I'll try to see if I'm free.
I'll try to see if I'm free.
I'll wait I'll wait right here.
I'll wait I'll wait right here.
I'm I'm at home right now.
I'm I'm at home right now.
I'm about to have lunch. Do you want to have lunch with me?
I'm about to have lunch. Do you want to have lunch with me?
I'm downstairs. It's 8:05.
I'm downstairs. It's 8:05.
I'm fucked up too.
I'm fucked up too.
I'm glad I caught you, Leonard.
I'm glad I caught you, Leonard.
I'm going swimming in the ocean with Polar Bear Club
I'm going swimming in the ocean with Polar Bear Club
I'm going to go out too with your dad.
I'm going to go out too with your dad.
I'm going to go to the ladies' room.
I'm going to go to the ladies' room.
I'm gonna be.
I'm gonna be.
I'm gonna go dancing with some friends of mine.
I'm gonna go dancing with some friends of mine.
I'm here to meet some people.
I'm here to meet some people.
I'm here to meet some people.
I'm here to meet some people.
I'm just happy.
I'm just happy.
I'm just stressed out, I think.
I'm just stressed out, I think.
I'm living in the middle of fucking nowhere!
I'm living in the middle of fucking nowhere!
I'm not going.
I'm not going.
I'm not going.
I'm not going.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm packed and ready to go. Is everything good with you?
I'm packed and ready to go. Is everything good with you?
I'm scared something's gonna happen.
I'm scared something's gonna happen.
I'm so lost, Leonard.
I'm so lost, Leonard.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. It was crazy.
I'm so sorry. It was crazy.
I'm sorry, man. If you're not on the list, I can't let you in.
I'm sorry, man. If you're not on the list, I can't let you in.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I couldn't.
I'm sorry. I couldn't.
I'm sure he's simmered down now anyway, so...
I'm sure he's simmered down now anyway, so...
I've been thinking about what you said and you were right.
I've been thinking about what you said and you were right.
I've been to "the nutcracker," but when I was little.
I've been to "the nutcracker," but when I was little.
I've been worried about you.
I've been worried about you.
I've got ADHD, supposedly.
I've got ADHD, supposedly.
I've never met him. You know, I don't know.
I've never met him. You know, I don't know.
I've never seen anything like this.
I've never seen anything like this.
If you apply yourself, and I know you're going to.
If you apply yourself, and I know you're going to.
If you came, it would be so great.
If you came, it would be so great.
If you could do, like, anything in the world,
If you could do, like, anything in the world,
If you could give him a tremendous round of applause...
If you could give him a tremendous round of applause...
If you think he's telling the truth, you know?
If you think he's telling the truth, you know?
If you want to see her.
If you want to see her.
If you would just leave me alone.
If you would just leave me alone.
In a really bad situation with that guy.
In a really bad situation with that guy.
Is coming over tonight with his family.
Is coming over tonight with his family.
Is like the slums of the Catskills.
Is like the slums of the Catskills.
Is she awake?
Is she awake?
Is there another blanket? I'm so cold.
Is there another blanket? I'm so cold.
It could be a terrific thing
It could be a terrific thing
It does?
It does?
It is?
It is?
It means if we ever had kids, they'd be, like, dead after a year, so...
It means if we ever had kids, they'd be, like, dead after a year, so...
It smells like mothballs.
It smells like mothballs.
It was an accident. Can I change, please?
It was an accident. Can I change, please?
It was very cute.
It was very cute.
It went fine. Everything's everything's good.
It went fine. Everything's everything's good.
It's you know, it's winter out, it's cold,
It's you know, it's winter out, it's cold,
It's 11 past 7:00. You talk to him.
It's 11 past 7:00. You talk to him.
It's a 1998.
It's a 1998.
It's a surprise. It's a gift.
It's a surprise. It's a gift.
It's all right, you know? It's good to help out the family.
It's all right, you know? It's good to help out the family.
It's been such a great afternoon, everybody.
It's been such a great afternoon, everybody.
It's cold Mom, come on, stop. I'm fine.
It's cold Mom, come on, stop. I'm fine.
It's early. It's like 6:30.
It's early. It's like 6:30.
It's fucking cold.
It's fucking cold.
It's great food and we, like, drink Brandy Alexanders.
It's great food and we, like, drink Brandy Alexanders.
It's homemade hummus. I did it.
It's homemade hummus. I did it.
It's horrible. This guy,
It's horrible. This guy,
It's Italian and it's really nice.
It's Italian and it's really nice.
It's just for a night.
It's just for a night.
It's like sometimes you just feel fucking dead.
It's like sometimes you just feel fucking dead.
It's Michael Cohen's birthday.
It's Michael Cohen's birthday.
It's my father. He's he's a little crazy.
It's my father. He's he's a little crazy.
It's not fair to me and it's definitely not fair to his family.
It's not fair to me and it's definitely not fair to his family.
It's not fair what he's doing, you know?
It's not fair what he's doing, you know?
It's okay you didn't call me back.
It's okay you didn't call me back.
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
It's really cool.
It's really cool.
It's really great pizza. A lot of memories there.
It's really great pizza. A lot of memories there.
It's so fucked up.
It's so fucked up.
It's the best.
It's the best.
It's why I'm doing it, so you have a future.
It's why I'm doing it, so you have a future.
Just just keep an eye on her.
Just just keep an eye on her.
Just check it out a little bit. Do you think I could?
Just check it out a little bit. Do you think I could?
Just don't let her get involved in that kind of thing.
Just don't let her get involved in that kind of thing.
Just get get him down. Watch out, watch out!
Just get get him down. Watch out, watch out!
Just go.
Just go.
Just looking at some stuff online, Mom.
Just looking at some stuff online, Mom.
Just take a look around the business,
Just take a look around the business,
Just take it easy, man. Where you going?
Just take it easy, man. Where you going?
Just until he calms down, maybe.
Just until he calms down, maybe.
Just wish me luck.
Just wish me luck.
Just...
Just...
Just...
Just...
Last dance, everybody.
Last dance, everybody.
Leonard,
Leonard,
Leonard, can you help me with this, please?
Leonard, can you help me with this, please?
Leonard, come on up with us.
Leonard, come on up with us.
Leonard, could you
Leonard, could you
Leonard, I gotta go lie down.
Leonard, I gotta go lie down.
Leonard, I, um...
Leonard, I, um...
Leonard, listen to me.
Leonard, listen to me.
Leonard, this wasn't your idea for me to come over, was it?
Leonard, this wasn't your idea for me to come over, was it?
Leonard, we can't have that. Come with us.
Leonard, we can't have that. Come with us.
Leonard, what did you think of Ronald? Tell me.
Leonard, what did you think of Ronald? Tell me.
Leonard, where are you going?
Leonard, where are you going?
Leonard, why don't you show Sandra your pictures?
Leonard, why don't you show Sandra your pictures?
Leonard, you didn't tell me you had a girlfriend.
Leonard, you didn't tell me you had a girlfriend.
Leonard, you don't love me, okay?
Leonard, you don't love me, okay?
Leonard, you're awake.
Leonard, you're awake.
Leonard, you're very sweet, but I
Leonard, you're very sweet, but I
Leonard, your dad just came home.
Leonard, your dad just came home.
LEONARD: What's up, what's up?
LEONARD: What's up, what's up?
Leonard!
Leonard!
Leonard?
Leonard?
Leonard.
Leonard.
Leonard's a photographer. He's really good.
Leonard's a photographer. He's really good.
Let's just get the fuck out of here.
Let's just get the fuck out of here.
Like, creative.
Like, creative.
Listen, I have a little proposition.
Listen, I have a little proposition.
Listen, Leonard,
Listen, Leonard,
Listen, Leonard, tomorrow I have a lunch with Cohen.
Listen, Leonard, tomorrow I have a lunch with Cohen.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Look, if he still has this bipolar problem,
Look, if he still has this bipolar problem,
Love anyone again.
Love anyone again.
Maker's mark on the rocks, please.
Maker's mark on the rocks, please.
MAN #2: Maybe. But he doesn't look too dry to me now.
MAN #2: Maybe. But he doesn't look too dry to me now.
MAN ON RADIO: The defense didn't really excel last week,
MAN ON RADIO: The defense didn't really excel last week,
MAN: Hey, Reuben, you sure we got enough?
MAN: Hey, Reuben, you sure we got enough?
MAN: Hey, you heard of a goddamn phone?
MAN: Hey, you heard of a goddamn phone?
MAN: Jesus.
MAN: Jesus.
MAN: This is the best we have at this price.
MAN: This is the best we have at this price.
MAN: We'll only be here for a few months.
MAN: We'll only be here for a few months.
MAN: Where you going?
MAN: Where you going?
MASTER OF CEREMONIES: All right, David, at this time
MASTER OF CEREMONIES: All right, David, at this time
MASTER OF CEREMONIES: David, give us a turn. Give us a turn.
MASTER OF CEREMONIES: David, give us a turn. Give us a turn.
Maybe. I won't make you look bad, you know?
Maybe. I won't make you look bad, you know?
MICHAEL: ...Not from the Catskills.
MICHAEL: ...Not from the Catskills.
MICHAEL: I haven't seen units like that in 30 years.
MICHAEL: I haven't seen units like that in 30 years.
MICHAEL: I'd love to see his stuff
MICHAEL: I'd love to see his stuff
MICHAEL: I'm glad you could make it in today for our meeting, Leonard.
MICHAEL: I'm glad you could make it in today for our meeting, Leonard.
MICHAEL: Mmm, terrific! Terrific!
MICHAEL: Mmm, terrific! Terrific!
MICHAEL: Now they put so many things in your path.
MICHAEL: Now they put so many things in your path.
MICHAEL: Really?
MICHAEL: Really?
MICHAEL: What about it, Lenny? Do you like it?
MICHAEL: What about it, Lenny? Do you like it?
Michelle, come back here. Don't leave like this.
Michelle, come back here. Don't leave like this.
Michelle, come on! What are you doing?
Michelle, come on! What are you doing?
Michelle, let's just go.
Michelle, let's just go.
Michelle, what are you doing? You still doing E.?
Michelle, what are you doing? You still doing E.?
MICHELLE: Hello?
MICHELLE: Hello?
MICHELLE: Leonard?
MICHELLE: Leonard?
MICHELLE: Leonard?
MICHELLE: Leonard?
Michelle!
Michelle!
Mmm, Leonard.
Mmm, Leonard.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. It's good for business too.
Mmm. It's good for business too.
Mmm. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry about what happened.
Mmm. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry about what happened.
Mom, I'm fine! I'm fine.
Mom, I'm fine! I'm fine.
Mom, I'm taking a shower.
Mom, I'm taking a shower.
More than anything.
More than anything.
MOTHER: I think he forgot his medication this morning.
MOTHER: I think he forgot his medication this morning.
MOTHER: Let's cancel that.
MOTHER: Let's cancel that.
Mr. Cohen.
Mr. Cohen.
My account number?
My account number?
My daughter is crazy about you.
My daughter is crazy about you.
My daughter's boyfriend, everybody come on.
My daughter's boyfriend, everybody come on.
My family always watches it. It's that kind of thing.
My family always watches it. It's that kind of thing.
My friend's having a party on Thursday night.
My friend's having a party on Thursday night.
My friends think he's never going to leave his wife. What do you think?
My friends think he's never going to leave his wife. What do you think?
My God. You are so weird.
My God. You are so weird.
My grandma used to do it when I was little.
My grandma used to do it when I was little.
My mom as a girl.
My mom as a girl.
My parents finally got the pictures back from the bar mitzvah.
My parents finally got the pictures back from the bar mitzvah.
My uncle Tobias introduced them.
My uncle Tobias introduced them.
My wife my princess is in the kitchen getting dinner ready.
My wife my princess is in the kitchen getting dinner ready.
My wife Carol, my daughter Sandra.
My wife Carol, my daughter Sandra.
Never.
Never.
New neighbor you met her.
New neighbor you met her.
Nice meeting you as well.
Nice meeting you as well.
Nice to finally meet you there, Leonard.
Nice to finally meet you there, Leonard.
Nice to finally meet you there, Leonard.
Nice to finally meet you there, Leonard.
Nightmares
Nightmares
No no no no, it's okay. I got there late anyway.
No no no no, it's okay. I got there late anyway.
No no no no, Leonard, please don't go.
No no no no, Leonard, please don't go.
No no no no. I'm not a lawyer; I'm just an assistant.
No no no no. I'm not a lawyer; I'm just an assistant.
No no, it's okay.
No no, it's okay.
No no, thanks. I got it.
No no, thanks. I got it.
No problem.
No problem.
No, don't worry. I'll be strong.
No, don't worry. I'll be strong.
No, he didn't! I saw him.
No, he didn't! I saw him.
No, I I understand.
No, I I understand.
No, I don't want to be late for the beautiful Sandra.
No, I don't want to be late for the beautiful Sandra.
No, I just came out, man.
No, I just came out, man.
No, I just wanted to pay the check
No, I just wanted to pay the check
No, I'm I'm in bed.
No, I'm I'm in bed.
No, I'm fine. I just came home and got into bed
No, I'm fine. I just came home and got into bed
No, I've got to go do some shopping for my mom for the party.
No, I've got to go do some shopping for my mom for the party.
No, it's a good thing. It reminds me of my grandma's house.
No, it's a good thing. It reminds me of my grandma's house.
No, it's my pleasure.
No, it's my pleasure.
No, it's okay. Come on in.
No, it's okay. Come on in.
No, that's a good movie. It's underrated.
No, that's a good movie. It's underrated.
No, yeah, that is.
No, yeah, that is.
No, you know what? Never let anybody discourage you from that.
No, you know what? Never let anybody discourage you from that.
No, you're not. Come here.
No, you're not. Come here.
No.
No.
No...
No...
Not because of the film, really,
Not because of the film, really,
Not so close.
Not so close.
Nothing's going to change.
Nothing's going to change.
Of all the rings,
Of all the rings,
Oh hey, sweetheart.
Oh hey, sweetheart.
Oh hi, Rex.
Oh hi, Rex.
Oh my oh my God.
Oh my oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, and of course you're all invited.
Oh, and of course you're all invited.
Oh, come in.
Oh, come in.
Oh, come on, I gotta do something.
Oh, come on, I gotta do something.
Oh, come on, Mom! I'm up.
Oh, come on, Mom! I'm up.
Oh, excellent.
Oh, excellent.
Oh, fuck, I'm so fucking stupid.
Oh, fuck, I'm so fucking stupid.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, I do.
Oh, I do.
Oh, I don't know about that.
Oh, I don't know about that.
Oh, it wouldn't be under my name.
Oh, it wouldn't be under my name.
Oh, Leonard, don't say that.
Oh, Leonard, don't say that.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, right.
Oh, right.
Oh, shit, this is my stop.
Oh, shit, this is my stop.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, that was I don't even know what that's doing there.
Oh, that was I don't even know what that's doing there.
Oh, that's a dreidel.
Oh, that's a dreidel.
Oh, these are nice.
Oh, these are nice.
Oh, these are nice.
Oh, these are nice.
Oh, they they like the dancing shots in the ballroom?
Oh, they they like the dancing shots in the ballroom?
Oh, welcome.
Oh, welcome.
Oh, what are those things?
Oh, what are those things?
Oh, when when did you get back?
Oh, when when did you get back?
Oh, yeah, it's right it's right there.
Oh, yeah, it's right it's right there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll come up now.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll come up now.
Oh, yeah. You too.
Oh, yeah. You too.
Oh, you'll protect me?
Oh, you'll protect me?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Stop it.
Oh! Stop it.
Oh! You look hot!
Oh! You look hot!
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, all right.
Okay, all right.
Okay, bye.
Okay, bye.
Okay, bye. Bye!
Okay, bye. Bye!
Okay, call me. Bye.
Okay, call me. Bye.
Okay, I'll bring you the pillows.
Okay, I'll bring you the pillows.
Okay, Leonard, this is where we part ways.
Okay, Leonard, this is where we part ways.
Okay, no. Yeah, let's go.
Okay, no. Yeah, let's go.
Okay, so I'll see you tonight, right?
Okay, so I'll see you tonight, right?
Okay, then I'll call you I'll call you tomorrow.
Okay, then I'll call you I'll call you tomorrow.
Okay, we're going to light the last can
Okay, we're going to light the last can
Okay!
Okay!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Bye for now.
Okay. Bye for now.
Okay. Bye for now.
Okay. Bye for now.
Okay. Bye.
Okay. Bye.
Okay. Good.
Okay. Good.
Okay. Hey, sweet dreams.
Okay. Hey, sweet dreams.
Okay. So, who's gonna rock the party right?
Okay. So, who's gonna rock the party right?
On New Year's day.
On New Year's day.
Our host, dad Michael, would like to say a few words.
Our host, dad Michael, would like to say a few words.
Our parents wanted us to meet.
Our parents wanted us to meet.
People look at 'em they don't have to be in 'em too.
People look at 'em they don't have to be in 'em too.
Please come down.
Please come down.
Please come.
Please come.
Probably my father calling: "How's the date?"
Probably my father calling: "How's the date?"
Probably picking out baby names.
Probably picking out baby names.
Really? Today?
Really? Today?
Really? You're a photographer?
Really? You're a photographer?
Really.
Really.
Reuben, I'm going to take off. We'll talk.
Reuben, I'm going to take off. We'll talk.
REUBEN: He's a good photographer I'll tell you that.
REUBEN: He's a good photographer I'll tell you that.
REUBEN: Leonard?
REUBEN: Leonard?
REUBEN: You know, we celebrate
REUBEN: You know, we celebrate
Reuben!
Reuben!
Reuben.
Reuben.
Right right, moths. Of course.
Right right, moths. Of course.
Right there to the right.
Right there to the right.
Ron was supposed to take me, but I don't know where he is.
Ron was supposed to take me, but I don't know where he is.
Ron, I would really like it
Ron, I would really like it
RUTH: Beautiful black and white photos.
RUTH: Beautiful black and white photos.
RUTH: I can't believe it.
RUTH: I can't believe it.
RUTH: I tell him all the time but he gets angry at me.
RUTH: I tell him all the time but he gets angry at me.
RUTH: Leonard? Sandra?
RUTH: Leonard? Sandra?
RUTH: Who is that girl?
RUTH: Who is that girl?
RUTH: You two, dessert's on the table.
RUTH: You two, dessert's on the table.
SANDRA: ...So funny. Oh, you know what?
SANDRA: ...So funny. Oh, you know what?
SANDRA: Hey, Leonard, it's Sandra.
SANDRA: Hey, Leonard, it's Sandra.
SANDRA: Just in time for the flies.
SANDRA: Just in time for the flies.
SANDRA: Oh thanks, Dad. Pleased to meet you.
SANDRA: Oh thanks, Dad. Pleased to meet you.
Sandra? It's Leonard.
Sandra? It's Leonard.
Seriously.
Seriously.
She didn't want to adopt
She didn't want to adopt
She in trouble?
She in trouble?