Waiting... (2005) Edit

A ''to be continued...

A hit on my shit will make your eyes Chinese

A little fIoor spice makes everything nice. There you go.

About three months ago I just finished my shift, and I really had to take a piss.

AbsoIutely, sir. Yes.

Actually, more importantIy, how are you and Danielle doing?

Actually, we're still in high school.

Adds a touch of cIa

Ah, that's it. Good job, buddy. Nice one.

AIcohoIism, I'd be more than gIad to do it for you.

Ain't gonna be no bacon on the saIad, master.

AIso, if you wanna get out of the restaurant and chill out, here you go.

All I had to do was call and say, ''Hey. I'm horny.''

All right, guys. Here you go, Chet. You got a steak.

All right, see what Serena's doing right there?

All right, so I went to my mother's this morning.

All right? ReIax. I'm okay.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Attention, guests!

All right. Attention, guests!

All right. How about a little garIic saIt?

All right. How you guys doin'? Everything prepared okay?

All right. I really only have one thing I wanna talk about today,

All right. It's time to show the goat.

All right. That's all I have for you today.

All right. Then, thanks for being so mature about this and professionaI.

All right. Well, thank you, sir.

All that can be Learned in a few hours.

All you gotta do, pull down your pants real quick, show 'em the goods.

And Hey. You're not writing any of this down.

And be right over.

And bring me the check.

And by extra Iemon we mean enough for our waters and then some more.

And by the way, take whatever advice that she gives you with a big grain of saIt.

And clock mad digits

And Dean will be your waiter this evening.

And Dean, this is an expIoding offer.

And don't realize I'm doing it until someone sIaps me.

And from there

And furthermore, if I were to buckIe under the social weight of the system

And get as many women as you do?

And get to kick them in the ass.

And his mouth tasted just like buttermiIk.

And how about a couple of sundaes with some nuts on 'em?

And I hereby swear my undying allegiance to you.

And I hope you burn in hell.

And I know I don't wanna wait tables anymore.

And I might add, a hefty pay increase.

And I never get psycho!

And I will make sure corporate sends those to you.

And I'm at the urinal, just waiting for the flow,

And I'm convinced Natasha will be mine. Thanks for the advice, buddy.

And I'm gonna sing that bitch a fucking 187.

And I'm still finishing up at C.C., taking a few more classes.

And if they do, you ridicule them mercliessIy for being a fag

And it would end so quickIy, so abruptIy,

And just so you know, Hot Dog,

And make you squeeze 'em on your own cuts

And maybe when I come back we'll catch up a bit.

And she'll have a water.

And shut the fuck up!

And so on and so forth.

And tell us what to do.

And that's it.

And that's teamwork.

And the cooks, they just love it because every time

And the fact that I dumped you.

And the next time I tried to take a Ieak, I could've sworn

And then eventually to an actuaI urinaI.

And then fucking poof!

And then run the train on Amy.

And then suck my dick all in its glory

And then that's when I start hearing the voices.

And then when he looks, you call him a fag.

And there you go, foLks.

And these two fun Ioving pieces of wannabe gangster shit are Nick and Theodore.

And they know I'm having a difficult time taking a piss.

And we will certainIy do our best to make sure that doesn't happen again.

And we'll have you out on the floor by early next week.

And when employees date each other, unfortunately, it complicates things.

And when the dinner rush hits, we'll have him watch the training videos.

And with him came the penis showin' game you all like to play.

And with the other hand I'll doodle on some napkins

And you didn't even cry once, which is more than I can say for my Last trainee.

And you had to pick the day I offer you a promotion?

And you should be able to rely on one another when you're in the weeds.

And you take it and you make it fIat like paper, all right?

And you tuck it underneath.

And you! ''I don't know what to be when I grow up!''

And you.

And you're think you're so fuckin' cool because you write the schedule

And, bitch, you best give thanks before you eat my nuts

And, Let's not forget the power.

And, oh, Monty, do you remember why we stopped dating?

And/or balls which allow for more kicks.

Anyone who has anything different to say, Nick and T Dog will fucking fuck you!

Anything! Just have a fucking clue!

Anyway. Yeah. I just started my new career. They're starting me off at 48,000 a year.

Are you fucking kidding me? You know this place.

Are you gonna take the assistant manager job?

Are you gonna talk to her or hope you're never forced to make an actuaI decision?

Are you mad?

Are you okay with that?

Are you ready? Well, okay. Follow me.

As if by some form of sIut magic you'd appear. Now why is that?

As they say, membership has its privlieges.

Assistant Manager Jackoff.

Aw. Come on, now, dog.

Awesome.

Back here is the freezer. You'll find the meat

Bad news is we sing off key

Basically, I need you to be more like Dean here.

Basically, the entire restaurant was going through quite a downward spiraI.

Because at first, I really liked spending time with you.

Because I wasn't consuIted when the goddamn Laws were made.

Because it bears a striking resembIance to

Big round of appIause. He's earned it.

Birds of a feather fIock to vagina.

Blow me 'cause I'm an OG

Both have mustaches, which is a little weird.

Bus table 73 first, and then I'll give you the camera.

Busted.

But as Long as I look happy while I'm doing it,

But did you have to eat it all before you compIained about it?

But eventually, it all wore thin. I realized that your personaIity

But here are the directions to the party.

But I still have some saIad Ieft.

But I think I'd rather you just wash the fucking dishes

But I thought I'd call just to make sure.

But I'm never too busy to call you.

But if anybody asks, anybody at all,

But it offers a lot more rewards.

But it was weird.

But it's important not to act on those urges.

But remember, you have to shave it so it looks like his beard.

But thank you anyway.

But that's about the extent of it.

But the Last four times we've come here, the food was awfuI.

But the other haIfs like, ''Am I fucking nuts?''

But we're gonna get into that later.

But we've all seen the tragic end of that story.

But you can't forget this, all right?

But you know, we're Always looking for new positions.

But, dude, I'm really not in the mood for smiIing, all right?

But...

By adhering to Laws that I do not truly beLieve in,

By having sex with Natasha,

Bye.

CaIvin is chomping at the bit for this job.

Came from making fun of it later with my friends.

Can get you something to drink while you're looking at the menus?

Can you bring this to table 75? I gotta try to take a piss.

Can you do that for me, Mitch?

Can't go anywhere in the kitchen.

Carson got promoted to GM over at Riverside,

Change your fuckin' tampon and have another drink you crazy, fuckin' bitch!

Chet, Chet. I think you made a mistake.

ChIamydia. I think I might name my daughter ChIamydia.

Christy asked me to work for her, so I'm working a double.

CIose my Okay.

CIose your eyes.

CLienteIe base began dropping off.

Come here. I wanna talk to you.

Come on, baby. It's nothin' like that.

Come on, guys. This is bull crap.

Come on, man! You're wracked with regret

Come on, man. I thought you was better than that.

Come on, man. You can't be mixing Mexican and ContinentaI.

Come on, Mom. Of course I'm being safe.

Come on, you worthIess dick.

Come on.

Coming right up.

Cool?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't I been inside you?

Damn, boy. What the hell took so Long?

Damn, come on.

Damn, man. We almost had to switch to the ten second rule.

Damn, Raddimus. Does Danielle know that you like to go both ways? How does that work?

Dan wants to make Dean assistant fuckin' manager.

Dean, did you know that when Monty was a child, everyone thought he was retarded?

Dean, I wanna tell you, you did an extraordinary job.

Dean, you've been replaced.

Do I really wanna end up like Dan?

Do it.

Do you

Do you think I

Do you think you could get a feel for it outside? I need some fresh air.

Don't become an asshole like Monty.

Don't do that!

Don't ever do that.

Don't fuck with people that handIe your food.

Dude, please stop. Stop. Okay?

Duh. Duh.

Dumb ass, retarded, bomb shit props.

Eat at Shenaniganz Calvin works here

Eat at Shenaniganz enjoy your food

Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's no need to call them again,

EmpIoyees started having more fun at work. They started joking around a lot more,

Even my come's rich You fuckin' retard

Ever get tired of this place, you're looking for a new opportunity,

Everything that Dan wants me to show you, teach you,

Exactly.

Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place.

Exquisitely to perfection.

First of all, for the record,

Followed by a thin spread of cheese for your garIic bread.

For insuIting me I should get some free gift certificates and a key chain and a hat.

For Shenaniganz to run like an efficient, well oiled machine,

For the change necessary to be made in the restaurant.

For, oh, about 45 seconds,

Four, five.

Fresh from the taint. We like this. Good.

From here on out, Mitch is a made man.

From there, Let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place

FrontIine stuff. Watch this. Watch this.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Fuck off, okay. Even if we did break up, you stand no chance in hell, man.

Fuck that, man. No way.

Fuck the detaiIs. I wanna know. Did you do it? Did you make a move?

Fuck you I'll fuck your navel

Fuck you, bitch!

Fuck you, Monty!

Fuck you!

Fuck!

Fuck! Man, no!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. What did she order?

Fuckin' bitch. Son of a bitch, cocksucker.

Fuckin' faggots.

Fuckin' Nick and T dog!

Fuckin', I hate her. I hate her!

Fucking asshole. What are you looking at, fuckwad?

GentIemen, we have our first officiaI bee atch of the day.

Get in here. You wanna expIain to me what the heck you were thinking?

Get off your ass and get help!

Get out! Get out of my sight!

Get the fuck out of my fuckin' face.

Give me a call when you get this.

Go. Go, go, go, go, go.

God, I can't wait to quit this job!

God, it was just a bIur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex

God, that's it.

God.

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it! I hate these fuckin' cooks. I hate them!

Goddamn it.

Goddamn!

Good answer.

Good job, asshole.

Good news is dessert is free

Good stuff.

Good stuff.

Good.

Good. Now I can finish my saIad.

Goodness.

Great. Let's get this party started then.

HaIf of me is like take the job. I could really use the money. It's a smart move.

Happy birthday

Have you thought about it?

Haven't even got our A.A. degree.

He better fuckin' not have.

He didn't prewarn me at all.

He just started today, so I thought I'd give you the pIeasure

He must have made a mistake.

He set me up big time.

He'd barreI into me with that pathetic excuse for a child's penis.

He'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his cock shaped pillow.

He's got his whole Life ahead of him. The sky's the Iimit.

He's just staring at it like they're old pals.

He's the new guy.

Hello, Dean.

Hello? Hey, Christy.

Hells, yes. Soon as we get the hydro, we can run this city like the fuckin' mob.

Here you go, Chet. It was nice seeing you again.

Here you go, ma'am.

Here you go, sir. Once again, I hope you enjoyed everything.

Here you go.

Here. Let me give you a hand with that.

Here's how it went down. You walked in

Hey, baby.

Hey, Bishop. Can I talk to you about something?

Hey, Bishop. This is Mitch.

Hey, Cochise, we're out. I'll see you, okay?

Hey, could you put down the ice pick?

Hey, Dan, man, we outta here.

Hey, Dan. I have a table that needs to

Hey, guys. Which one of these is medium rare?

Hey, hey, Christy. It's Calvin again. I

Hey, I don't. Hello? I don't know what's going on.

Hey, I've seen you use more than a finger.

Hey, man, reIax.

Hey, man.

Hey, man. We all had to watch it.

Hey, Monty? Could you drop off my food, please?

Hey, Rocco? It's Dan down at Shenaniganz.

Hey, Rocco.

Hey, so what was that about?

Hey, there, foLks. My name is Amy, and I'll be taking care of you.

Hey, there, foLks. My name is Dean. I'll be your waiter this evening.

Hey, there, foLks. My name's Dean. I'll be your waiter today.

Hey, there, ladies. Hi, my name is Amy, and I'll be your waitress today.

Hey, there, ladies. My name is Monty.

Hey, there, Natasha. How's my favorite minor doing today?

Hey, turn down the music for a minute.

Hey, who has a clue, right?

Hey, whoa. Amy called, she told me what happened.

Hey, you're preaching to the choir here. Know what I mean?

Hey! Dean.

Hey. Are you okay?

Hi there, foLks. What can I get you to drink?

Hi, there, guys. My name is Serena, and I'll be taking care of you today.

Hi. Here's your change. I hope you guys have a really nice evening.

His name is Timmy, and he's eight years old.

How about you? You have a good time?

How do you feel about frontaI maIe nudity?

How intelligent do you have to be to take a food order?

How many fucking times I told you, man? It's the fucking T dog, yo.

How many times can we have the same exact conversation?

How many times I told you? My name is T dog, bitch!

How much did he Ieave you?

How much did they Ieave you?

How'd you know I quit?

Hung over. I got so shitty Last night.

Hurry up.

I Always had an orgasm when we had sex.

I am offering you an opportunity to take it to the next IeveI, earn more money.

I am the walrus Koo koo ka choo

I appreciate what you're trying to do. I do.

I asked for it medium. And I wanted extra gravy on my mashed potatoes.

I attempt to make a move.

I can give small children the middIe finger.

I can hear them saying, ''What's taking him so long?

I can't beLieve how many homos we got working in here.

I can't beLieve you would do that to me.

I can't deaI with that bitch anymore.

I could practically hear what he was thinking.

I created my own penis showing game.

I don't care? I don't care?

I don't even care if he gives me a poor tip,

I don't hear any peel''

I don't know but I've been told

I don't know, man. I'm not even thinking about Amy right now.

I don't know.

I don't know. I guess it got oId.

I don't know. They don't speak EngIish.

I don't understand. I've never gotten a complaint on you.

I don't work within the exact boundaries of the Iaw,

I feel no guilt whatsoever.

I forgot you were here.

I fucked you.

I fuckin' hate foreigners! It's such bullshit!

I get this paranoid feeling there are people outside the stall,

I got a gat in my hand A pound in my tighty whities

I got all my bars.

I got more bush than High Times More rhymes than LeAnn

I gotta stop home first. I'll meet you there.

I gotta warn you. Take my car, what do you think's gonna happen?

I govern my Life around my own personaI code of ethics, and I suggest you do the same.

I guarantee you they're gonna Ieave her a fat tip.

I guess if you become manager, you won't be able to date any of the waitresses.

I had the chefs take extra special care of it for you.

I hate this fucking place sometimes, you know.

I have been here all goddamned day and you haven't Let me say one thing!

I hope you enjoyed everything. I know I did.

I hope you won't think Iess of me.

I I I sort of have a core group of friends. You have your own friends and

I just I feel like I don't wanna be

I just sat you. You're gonna Love them.

I just wanna warn you, I might be really drunk tonight.

I know it's getting crazy, but we can do it. We can do it.

I know what you're thinking now.

I know you're not gonna forget lunch with me,

I know.

I know. It's a joke.

I like a man in power.

I like the sound of that.

I like you too, Monty.

I love when your cunt is balder than Bruce Willis

I made 67 on a double.

I mean, come on!

I mean, difficuIt.

I mean, I'll stick my finger in my ass every now and again when I'm feeling squirrelly,

I mean, like, much oIder than she rightfully should?

I must say, there's nothing more attractive than tainted youth.

I need birthday singers!

I need more time.

I need you to not be such a pussy.

I never make How do you make a hundred dollars every night?

I prefer oIder men.

I promise you it won't happen again, okay?

I pull out.

I question whether you can see that by me serving food,

I quit.

I really like my teachers. Cool guys.

I really think that we'd be willing to amend the rules for you.

I really think that you need to ask yourself

I remember my first day.

I respect the Iactose intoIerance.

I saw that you guys were arguing, and

I started by getting compLetely hammered drunk. It was bad.

I swear to God, I'll never underestimate you again.

I swear, Dan needs to cIean the shit out of his fucking brain sometimes, man.

I swear, we gotta grow it, smoke it, sell it. We'd be a fucking pimp.

I think I'd like a hot fudge sundae.

I think that most tainted youths end up being perverts.

I think we really broke through there.

I think you're all great waiters and waitresses.

I thought you were a genuinely interesting guy to be around.

I turn 18 on Wednesday.

I wanna speak to your manager now, please. This is horse shit.

I want an answer by the end of your shift...tonight!

I want you to do a couple things for me.

I want you to show him around. Train him on everything while it's slow,

I was actually thinking about taking an assistant manager

I was actually thinking about taking an assistant manager

I was just trying to Let you down easy, but this is bullshit.

I was looking at other girls and getting bored. Basically, that was why.

I was so nervous I dropped this bowI of soup on a nun.

I was thinking to myself Last night, Iaying in bed, going,

I was very professionaI. You're fired.

I were to do something that was considered illegal, so be it.

I won't.

I work at Shenaniganz

I would.

I wouldn't even have time to feel any sort of

I write the book, okay?

I'd be preserving the rights our forefathers fought and died for, right?

I'd like to offer the job to you.

I'll be there in a few minutes, okay?

I'll bring my manager card, and we'll just eat for free.

I'll eat that pussy like Jeffrey Dahmer

I'll fuckin' cap her Don't she know I'm a rapper

I'll have the motherfucker on the carpet. I fucked that bitch!

I'll make sure to give you directions.

I'll pull out my heater and boom, bye bye

I'll pull out my motherfuckin' shotty.

I'll pull your fuckin' card You ready, willin' and able

I'll see you at work, okay?

I'll try the other hand maybe.

I'm about this cIose to swearing off men aItogether.

I'm definitely gonna do somethin'.

I'm gIad he came in. I really am.

I'm gonna I'm gonna change.

I'm gonna fire you faster than you can say, ''Yo, MTV Raps.''

I'm gonna get this fixed for you right away.

I'm gonna go home and change

I'm gonna go through the positions with you. The first one's the easiest.

I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

I'm having a really bad day, Dan, and that guy caught me at the worst possible moment.

I'm hor nay but you fuckin' sluts bore me

I'm not hung over.

I'm only a minor for another week.

I'm really fucked up.

I'm sorry. Go ahead.

I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to make it better?

I'm surprised you didn't give those guys a Iap dance.

I'm truly sorry for the inconvenience.

I've been thinking about your pubIic bathroom phobia.

Ied to an even Iower store morale.

If heterosexual men can't show their cocks to each other,

If I become an assistant manager,

If I was that bad, then why were you at my house every night?

If they look, they get three kicks, all right?

If they look, you get to kick 'em in the ass once.

If we're gonna beat Last year's numbers, I need you to be more hands on.

If you do come back, this job won't be here for you.

If you do everything right, I will.

If you don't humiIiate them for being a fucking meatcake.

If you upset the busboys, they're not gonna care if your table's ready.

If you wanna work here,

In a sense,

In one second, it all just kind of snapped into perspective.

In retrospect, I think I might've been mistaken.

In this restaurant,

InsuIting a customer like that?

Is it any wonder why you still date girls in high school?

Is look deep inside yourself and figure out if you can take an eyeful of that.

Is somethin' wrong?

Is that little extra.

Is that what you're saying?

Is there anything I can get you to drink while you're looking at the menus?

Is to get the other participants to unknowingIy look at your testicles and/or penis.

Is...Natasha...here?

It is cool.

It is our goal to maintain the absolute highest standard in all aspects

It takes a lot of power to command the respect of everybody at the restaurant.

It's It's so

It's a must that everyone act as a team.

It's crazy. Mitch, cherry popping time.

It's go time, Mitch.

It's good in the sense that I can take walks in my underwear.

It's historicl

It's just one more step towards permanence.

It's like it's an exercise in retarded homophobic futiIity.

It's like we're stuck in a time paradox

It's not that I'm not interested, I just

It's okay. There's nothing wrong with that.

It's the stupid childproof Iighters.

It's true. You just treat me like a piece of meat.

It's what?

It's your last chance, I'll cut your retinas It's your last glance

Jesus, I'm just gIad my mom's not like that.

Jesus.

Join the fuckin' army or something!

Just 'cause I dress slutty doesn't mean I am slutty.

Just because some oId fuck boy cIassmate graduated college?

Just checking.

Just give me the food.

Just pee.

Just starting to work the double.

Leave no mental stone unturned.

Let me ask you something. How hard is your job?

Let me describe Monty's amazing sexuaI prowess.

Let me do it.

Let me get you another drink.

Let me give you my card.

Let me know if you need anything, guys.

Let me tell you something. My trainer, that bastard,

Let us selze the day!

Let's get out there, take care of our guests.

Let's go out there, Let's ceIebrate,

Let's have a great shift.

Let's just get totally fucking annihiIated, hammered ass drunk

Let's just keep that on the DL. I'm all about Iow expectations.

Let's put that extra just that little extra back in extraordinary.

Let's talk about that T Dog one more time!

Let's think about it. If you upset the hostess, she's not gonna seat you.

Like that bitch needs to be eating dessert anyway.

Like that's ever stopped you before.

Like they don't know how to tip? Oh, they know.

Like to play this little game that invoIves fIashing their genitaIia to each other.

Listen, man. You got nothing to worry about. It's just a game.

Look

Look at the Log, bitch.

Look at the scowI on that woman's face.

Look at this place! It's fucking dead.

Look, I just thought maybe you needed it more than I do.

Look, look. Stop, stop.

Look, man, we're all sick. All right?

Look, well, you guys, I'm feelin' good.

Ma'am, I don't doubt the steak was overcooked,

Ma'am, you're absoIutely right, and I apoLogize.

Maintenance fees are really Iow. I like that.

Mama said they'd take me anywhere.

Mama said they's my magic shoes.

Maybe they're Laughing about you when they're really not?

Maybe. I don't really like the boys at my school.

Me? What the fuck did I do to you, man?

Metaphorically speaking, that is.

Minding my own business.

Mitch, I want you to know that you did a really great job today.

Mitch, just Listen to what Monty says today,

Mitch! Mitch! Stop, please.

Monty with the assist!

Morbid, accidentaI amusement towards his ''technique,''

More than fuckin' Snoop Dogg.

My mom tries to ground me I'm gonna slap her

My mother told me he graduated with his bachelor's degree in electrical engineering.

My name is T dog, bitch! My name is T dog, bitch!

My wallets are thick and here's the thing, you dumb bitch

Nancy Miller and her son Chet. You remember Chet Miller, don't you?

No bacon on the salad

No bacon. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. please. Oh.

No fucking way.

No problem.

No problem.

No, I was kiddin'. You don't really owe me anything.

No, I'm not. No, I was just

No, instead, nameIess, faceIess poIiticians,

No, it didn't work either.

No, no. Stop. Stop.

No, that's it. Do not Do not call me back.

No, you fucking idiot! I've worked at a restaurant my whole Life.

No, you're fired!

No? Why?

No.

No.

No. No, I'm not.

No. That's for you. That's your tip.

None of you!

Not just any piece of meat, baby. A prime rib.

Not on my watch.

Not only do they want you to urinate,

Nothin' sets off the fIavor of a steak like some ketchup.

Now let's go take a look at our problem back in the kitchen.

Now the Last one. The Last one is called ''The Goat.''

Now there are rules to the game different variations on how to show your dick

Now, come back to the party.

Now, if you don't get your asses out front and start doing some work,

Now, look. The main thing to remember

Now, once again, you take the time to appreciate this.

Now, see yourself urinating, Calvin.

Of course, Mama used to beat me with a rubber hose, call me a retard.

Of expIaining the finer points of the game to him.

Of why we've had so much success.

Oh, and Monty, just so you know,

Oh, and you!

Oh, and, oh, yeah.

Oh, bro, that ain't right, man.

Oh, but haven't you sIept with him the past five nights?

Oh, but poor, Amy. She's a different story.

Oh, by the way, CaI.

Oh, come on, guys. She wasn't that bad, was she?

Oh, God, Natasha, you're gonna have to stop that. You're making it hard.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Does that thing have its shots?

Oh, God. How pissed are you?

Oh, hey, Dean. I heard Dan yelling at you. It was kind of crazy.

Oh, hey.

Oh, it's ladies' time.

Oh, Let's see. Medium, medium rare.

Oh, man, look what I did. I'm all thumbs today.

Oh, man. You look really pissed.

Oh, my God.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Oh, the brain!

Oh, virgin bIood. Follow me.

Oh, well, would you like me to take the food back and bring it out in a few minutes?

Oh, what a coincidence. Every time I look at you,

Oh, what the fuck ever!

Oh, what's that, jeaIousy?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Bang. Pow! Pow! Pow!

Oh, yeah. I remember Chet. Yeah.

Oh! As if that somehow negates the fact that once we got past foreplay,

Oh.

Oh. Right. Sorry, Calvin.

Okay, baby doll, you're definitely coming, right?

Okay, Dan, I'm just Ieaving now.

Okay, don't just fucking pull down your pants and say, ''Look at my dick!''

Okay, he wanted the jumbo shrimp with baked potato, and she wanted the

Okay, hey, gang. Listen up.

Okay, I Why are you telling me this?

Okay, I am so ready to get stupid.

Okay, I am sorry,

Okay, I'm sorry. Did you wanna hear what I was gonna say or

Okay, Mitch, you see what Dean did there?

Okay, Monty, my bitch. Kick me a fieId goaI.

Okay, NichoIas, Theodore. Boys.

Okay, now, take the time to look at it, okay?

Okay, okay. All right.

Okay, so how would you like your steak prepared?

Okay, so I'll go ahead and put your order in,

Okay, so Let me tell you about this little game we play.

Okay, so that's the Abraham LincoIn.

Okay, that's hardly sanitary.

Okay, that's the dry area, man. That's where we keep all the condiments.

Okay, then

Okay, you know what? Fine. Let's talk about it.

Okay? So

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. As soon as I find out where it is,

Okay. Bye. Bye.

Okay. For that you get two kicks.

Okay. I'll tell you why.

Okay. Okay, thanks, Bishop.

Okay. Okay, you're good.

Okay. There you go.

Okay. There's no ''me'' in ''team.''

Okay. This is for deIiveries. There's the Dumpster for the trash.

Okay. Well, I'll see you there.

Okay. What you do is you take the excess skin from your nuts,

Okay. Yeah. They got me.

On a school night? Kids today.

On the other hand, maybe she is too young.

One simple question.

OnIy 30 more minutes to go, man.

OnIy three more minutes till the ball drop, baby. Come on.

Oops. How cIumsy of me.

Opportunity is knocking at the door. If you don't wanna answer it, fine.

Or a podiatrist or a fucking electrical engineer.

Or chicken wing or whatever.

Or they do sleep with you, and then there's no need to call them again.

Or they get in trouble.

Otherwise, it don't count.

Our deserts were designed by gourmet chefs.

People just assume I'm senlie.

People with the day off aIready know.

PIease, eIaborate. Did you talk to Dan?

PIease?

PIease.

PIease. See, the store morale was beginning to sIip.

Play with your nuts, you know what I'm saying?

Point is,

Psychosomatic auditory hallucinations.

Pull up like John Gotti.

Pull your pants down, show it, all right?

Pump on a blot and have sex with hot midgets

Quit staring at my dick!

Really? What is it?

Really? Wow.

ReIax, woman.

ReIax.

Remember Chet Miller from high school?

Remember, gang. The difference between ordinary and extraordinary

Restaurant began to improve.

Right now, the first thing that you have to do

Right over here. This is the cooler.

Right.

Right. BIue cheese for you, stat.

Same sex having motherfuckers, am I right?

Second one is called ''The Brain.'' Right?

See what I mean? Perverts.

See what you come up with, okay? It's all good.

See, that's the problem with women, okay?

Seems he just graduated with a bachelor's degree in electrical engineering.

SeriousIy, Calvin, do yourself a favor.

SeriousIy, look at her. You know she has that Scooby Doo tongue.

SeriousIy?

She got this thing about dating grown men who've had sex with 16 year oId girls.

She was D.O.A. from the very beginning.

She's She's still with him.

She's my mom. She wants me to succeed in Life.

She's on a date.

Shh, shh, shh.

Shh. I'm trying to concentrate.

Shit, you know, it would be a shame if you guys broke up.

Shoot. Let's just

Sin, sin, sin I'll stick a dildo in

Sixteen.

Slice you three times Slice you three limes

So about four years.

So are you taking any interesting classes this semester?

So call me back. You know the number. Okay. Bye.

So do you think taking the assistant manager job would be like my penis showing game?

So even if they tip 15 percent I should make 10 bucks.

So for that reason

So get the fuck out my dome before I split yours

So how is everything?

So how'd y'all do tonight?

So I called your house today at 2:00.

So I need you to do me a favor.

So I really am going senlie.

So I thought I'd share with you a few key examples

So I'm told.

So is everything okay? Is something wrong?