Deepwater Horizon (2016) Edit

A few?

A hundred pounds per square inch.

A very big far reaching, complex organization.

A very profitable end for all of us. So they the big picture.

About 48 nautical miles south of Venice.

Adam Weise?

Adam!

Afraid to make it work at every turn.

After some pokin' and proddin',

Again, you can call Mr. Jimmy.

Ah, shit. I ain't touchin' that.

Air stations. I need to know how many bravo aircraft we have up.

All non essential personnel,

All of a sudden.

All right, boys, let's rig up the kelly.

All right, copy that.

All right, gentlemen.

All right, get the hell out of here.

All right, go fix something.

All right, have a wonderful day, Mike.

All right, let's go.

All right, mark it. Bring her up.

All right, then it can't hurt to go try it.

All right, we're in.

All right, we're okay. I closed the annular.

All right, you just need to get some rest,

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. Just calm down.

All right. See ya.

All stop.

All the things that they told us could never happen happened.

Almighty dollar.

Alrighty. Have a seat in the lobby and we'll call you

An oil rig on fire? Sir, do you have a position for that?

And all those movin' parts are functionin' properly

And are ready to displace drilling mud 1800 hours.

And don't let me keep ya from your ice cream for another second. Thanks.

And hope for the best.

And how 'bout the timing of that visit?

And I got me a little, uh, Sensenich prop off that Super Cub.

And I will see them again. Do you understand me?

And I'll be back to fix it.

And I'm just now findin' out about it?

And I'm sure everything's just fine, um, but my husband Mike Williams

And if I survive this, it's for a reason.

And if I survive this, it's for a reason.

And if they zero pressure, Mr. Jimmy,

And it all starts at the top with the man you call Mr. Jimmy.

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

And my smoke detector's out.

And not have any fluid being forced up and outta that pipe by that pressure.

And nothing but the truth, so help you God?

And out of that drill pipe right there.

And retrieved that person,

And said that we were abandoning the rig.

And see what he's doin' and why.

And she did it all without this?

And that would be Mr. Harrell.

And the goddamn phones still don't work, Mike.

And the hole ain't drilled.

And the reason why you're sweatin' so hard

And then put in all the plumbing so other lamer crews can come in...

And then they sail away to the next.

And these mean old dinosaurs can't believe it.

And they could just confirm that there's a fire,

And we all work very hard to ensure that all those people

And we hope one 0' them big ass sons o bitches

And we hope one 0' them big ass sons o bitches

And we just the help y'all hire to drill a hole.

And when you do, after you're done, you'll talk to me and...

And within seconds, there was a huge explosion.

And you know it's not on stilts. It's not a jack up.

And you know, it's funny, 'cause when we go noodlin',

And you, sir.

And you.

And?

Anderson, Jason!

Andrea, Kuchta, have we disconnected?

Andrea!

Another negative pressure test?

Another. Another negative pressure test.

Any issues with the thrusters?

Any one of those alarms on the Deepwater Horizon?

Any other questions?

Are prepared to take in multiple...

Are they not tellin' you to do anything?

Are we in agreement?

Are you still dating that itty bitty guy with the motorcycle?

Aren't we, Don?

As a means to an end.

As we forgive those who trespass against us.

Ask Jason if those Schlumberger guys did their job.

Asking God to tell my wife and little girl

ATC. Fixed wing, they have...

Attention on the rig, negative pressure test is about to commence.

Attention on the rig. Attention on the rig.

Attention on the rig. Pressure tests were good.

Auxiliary draw works control. Salt water service pumps.

Aw, baby! Let's pump up all this mud!

Babe, the only time you start worrying about a Marine

Baby, if I had a nickel for all the dumb shit my mom said,

Baby, it's okay.

Bankston Rescue!

Because it makes me uncomfortable.

Because that oil is a monster,

Because that oil wants to come rushing up naturally...

Because there are so many rigs out there.

Before a production platform come in right after us and starts pumpin' oil.

Before I start my night.

Before they could do their job,

Before y'all took off last time, shaker four goes down.

Behave.

Bites down on us as hard as he can, so we can rip his ass out of that hole.

Bites down on us as hard as he can, so we can rip his ass out of that hole.

Bladder effect?

Bladder effect.

Bladder effect.

Bladder effect.

Bladder effect.

Bleed 400 barrels of mud.

Blowout Preventer.

Bob, let me impose upon you what I think is most important here.

BOP's in view.

Boy, did you floss?

Boys, we got a good test!

Boys, you got a whole mess of drilling mud on your boots out there? No?

BP picked this spot to drill, Bob. Consequences of that's on you guys.

BP sent Schlumberger team home without running any test.

BP's well.

Briefing said they're supposed to be testing that cement down there.

Bring her 'round 90 degrees starboard. Tell me that rescue boat's in the water!

Bring her into the current.

Buddy, thank you very much for taking us out today.

But I assume it's got somethin' to do with...

But I can tell ya that Gordon's lookin' for ya.

But I don't do shitters. That's Engineering.

But I just was wondering if maybe you heard somethin'.

But it was my daddy who tamed the dinosaurs.

But it's all bullshit. We got zero pressure on the kill line.

But just stay calm for a second, okay? Just stay calm.

But there was no mud flowing up and outta that pipe.

But we 50 days late.

But we gonna run it on the kill line.

But you see, in point of fact, they all kind of interconnected.

Buy gas to go to work to buy gas to go back to work.

Bypass ain't workin'!

Caleb, get everybody off the...

Caleb, how you doin', buddy?

Caleb!

Call land area. See what kinda float cutters we have in the area.

Call land area. See what kinda float cutters we have in the area.

Call out!

Calm down. Did anybody see Mr. Jimmy?

Can I get everyone's attention?

Can I say...

Can somebody help me? Please?

Can you please explain to me

Can't run a cement log.

Can't what? Rebuild an engine?

Cement bond log they ran said the same, yeah?

Cement log?

Check this out.

Close the door. No! No, no, no.

Closing the annular.

Coach Miles may have played in Michigan, but that boy got Louisiana soul.

Coast Guard 1, area's clear.

Coast Guard District 8 Command Center, this is Lieutenant Degan speaking.

Coast Guard District 8 Command Center.

Come here, boy.

Come here!

Come here. Rattle this shit off to me.

Come in, Shaker House.

Come on, Andrea!

Come on, baby!

Come on, come on!

Come on, let's go. Now, now, now, come on.

Come on, lower the boat!

Come on, Mike, stay on my hip.

Come on, Mr. Jimmy. Come on.

Come on, stay with me, man, come on!

Come on, we gotta wedge this open. We gotta find something to get it open.

Come on, you been rehearsin' for weeks.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Come on, bring it in!

Come on! We gotta get up.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come right ten degrees. Lock heading at 1 7 6.

Come to me, baby. Come to me, baby. Come on.

Congratulations, DWH crew. We're gonna be movin' on.

Congratulations, Mr. Jimmy.

Congratulations, Mr. Jimmy.

Congratulations. Good test.

Continuing down.

Copy that, Bristow 2 Bravo Gulf.

Copy, Deepwater. Comin' alongside to receive heavy mud.

Daddy, you need to get me a fossil.

Dale Burkeen?

Dale, get outta there! Now!

Dale, the boat's leaving!

Damon B. Bankston...

Damon Bankston, this is Deepwater Horizon, over.

Damon Bankston, this is Deepwater Horizon.

Deepwater Horizon has exploded and is on fire.

Deepwater Horizon is only a mile out.

Deepwater Horizon is receiving BP's highest safety award

Deepwater Horizon, this is Damon Bankston. Copy?

Deepwater Horizon, this is Damon Bankston. Go ahead.

Deepwater Horizon.

Dewey Revette?

Did Gordon tell you we were done?

Did they run the cement log?

Did we cut the pipe?

Did you get that bottle of wine I sent ya 'bout a month ago?

Did you go to LSU?

Did you hear any one of those alarms?

Did you hear what I said? I'm not trying to get on the boat!

Difference is, we're ready for that bite.

Divert 'em over to the area.

Divert 'em over to the area.

Divert everything overboard.

Do I look like fuckin' Santa Claus.

Do it all again on the next.

Do what you want.

Do you know him? Did he get off with you?

Do you know if they're planning it? Running it? Did it?

Do you know me?

Do you know why you never heard that alarm, sir?

Do you solemnly swear

Do you solemnly swear that the testimony

Do you understand me?

Doin' it all with Band Aids and bubble gum, my man.

Don, look at line 51. Your ceiling cost variances.

Don, you and I both know we need some downtime for maintenance.

Don't look down, all right?

Don't say lame o.

Don't touch me! Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

Donald Clark, are you here?

Dougie?

Dougie? Hey, Dougie, can you hear me?

Drill line and the kill line should be exactly the same.

Drinkin' me a beer. Catchin' me some sakalay.

Duly noted. And much appreciated, sir.

Each condition has a distinct tone and a distinct visual light.

Easy.

En route to emergency distress call for Deepwater Horizon.

Ensign Von Huene speaking.

Especially since we got no idea whether this well is stable or not.

ETA to location, '25 minutes. Silence imposed on this frequency.

Evacuation procedure in effect.

Evacuation procedure in effect.

Evacuation procedure in effect...

Ever really rang true to me, but, yeah, I mean...

Every time I peel off a Band Aid on this rig,

Everybody take a knee.

Everything but the toilets, huh?

External power.

Followed by a second explosion on the starboard side.

For the firefighting pumps?

For the seventh straight year.

Forgive us our trespasses,

Forty eight nautical miles south of Venice.

Forty three days. But who's countin', right?

Found him here like this.

Fuck!

Gah jah, yeah? I know you like that.

Gaja, it's called.

Gaja.

Gas alarm in the mud pits. Again.

Gas warning.

Gas warning.

Gentlemen, I hate to say this, but that is a bad test.

Gentlemen, what is the excitement? We stipulated there's something wrong.

Get him up the steps!

Get in, get in, get in! Get in!

Get in! Get in!

Get me a six pack a beer and a steak in my ass.

Get off the floor now!

Get on the drill pipe and let it bleed!

Get on the radio to Captain Landry on Bankston

Get outta here!

Get ready to cut that pipe.

Get ready to pull out 10,000 barrels of mud.

Get your ass on the lifeboats.

Gettin' any power?

Gimme some of that.

Give me those eyes.

Give me those eyes.

Give us this day, our daily bread.

Go ahead, Dewey.

Go ahead.

Go portside!

Go, Dale!

Go, Dale!

Go, go, go!

Go!

Goal!

God damn it! Dewey! Steve!

Gonna go fix smoke detectors

Gonna miss that laugh.

Gonna miss that mouth.

Gonna stick to the north side of this so far.

Good idea. Shit.

Good morning, Mr. Jimmy.

Gordie!

Gordie!

GORDO!

Gordon Jones?

Got that sledge, Hollywood?

Gotcha. Gotcha. All right. Come on.

Gotten hot in the drill shack.

Great news. Chopper didn't crash.

Had enough time, huh?

Hang on, Duck. I'm gonna get you out.

Happy to see me?

Have a wonderful day, sir.

Have down on the ocean floor called a Big Guy Preventer?

Have we disconnected? Did we cut the pipe?

He said Jason would know what he's talking about.

He says it's a bladder effect.

He works on a drilling rig that pumps oil out from underneath the ocean.

He's hurt real bad and I can't get him outta there.

He's seen three people jump into the water.

Held at zero, boss. It's a good test. No pressure.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Her dad works at the zoo. And he brought a real penguin.

Here!

Here!

Hey, appreciate it a lot, fellas.

Hey, Bosco, I got the Deepwater Horizon coordinates in the FMS.

Hey, boys, I'ma go take a leak.

Hey, come close to the computer.

Hey, Don.

Hey, Don.

Hey, Duck, is your chair still up?

Hey, fellas, I'm tellin' ya, it's gonna be a full on shit storm once Mr...

Hey, Gordon.

Hey, hang on!

Hey, hey, hey! You're good?

Hey, hey, hey. Andrea, get your ass back on station.

Hey, I'm ready to get the hell home.

Hey, Jason, are you seein' this?

Hey, look at me. It's gonna hurt like a bitch,

Hey, Mr. Jimmy.

Hey, Patrick said you got somethin' for me.

Hey, what color's the Mustang?

Hey, you know the passwords, right?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Dial tone! Day's lookin' up.

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Back up! We're first!

Hey! Hey.

Hey! We actually needed that.

Hey.

Hey. DUCK!

Hi, Hollywood.

Higher than I can even describe it.

Hit your start key. Turn to 'on' position.

Hmm hmm. Just a simple country girl.

Hold on, baby, hold on.

Hold on! Hold on!

Holding great over our watch circle. Sitting right on top.

Holloway, Caleb!

Hollywood, open up the drill pipe valve. We gotta bleed pressure.

Holy shit! Jason!

Honey, I'm gonna take the whole 90.

Honey, show Daddy.

Hopefully smoother.

How do you compete with a penguin?

How is it out there?

How much coffee you drinking these days, Hank?

How the Deepwater Horizon's alarm system is set up?

How they'd have the time to do the cement test,

How we doing in here, Mr. Jimmy?

How you doin', Mike? Shit.

How's that wellhead surface looking?

I ain't sayin' nothin'.

I am merely tryin' to assess just how close this train is huggin' the tracks.

I been hidin' this for you since your last hitch.

I can tell ya they want us to head to our next location.

I can't.

I did indeed. Thank you very much. I not only got it, I drank it.

I don't know about agreement, but never hurts to run a test.

I don't know if he made it off...

I don't know if it's stupid, but...

I don't know what part of that is more terrifying.

I don't know what to tell you, Mr. Jimmy.

I don't know, applied to drill pipes and kill lines?

I don't know. But I don't think so.

I don't know. Good oil field practice?

I don't know. He got somethin' to show you.

I don't know. I don't think they did it.

I don't know. I wait for the order and come pick up your mud.

I don't mean to bother ya'

I don't stick my hand in that hole with that monster

I don't think nobody's gonna be doin' no fishin'.

I don't wanna die.

I drink nothing but green tea now.

I finally found the source of the problem.

I find three or four more.

I got a 20 barrel increase in active pits and increase in flow.

I got a feelin' we're getting off this well tonight.

I got it.

I got one. Watch out!

I got... What what happened?

I gotta stop it or it's gonna kill us all.

I gotta watch my figure.

I guess they assume the negative test is gonna run just as smooth.

I guess they left without doin' it.

I had a cat named Oscar, used to try to mount my Labrador.

I had a report from a OSV.

I hear the engines start to rev.

I heard you had a positive pressure test this morning.

I just can't tell y'all that, Mike.

I just got a little spooked on the go home chopper last hitch. It's not...

I just had the craziest dream.

I just lost four thrusters on the port side.

I just...

I know that.

I know you guys are swamped and you didn't have to.

I mean, if that cement job is compromised

I need a knife!

I need to get some information from you first if that's all right.

I never should've let you push.

I only did not knock because I want a brother.

I only have four left, Captain.

I owe you, man. Oh oh!

I really think we need one, Bob, and so should you.

I really want a brother.

I remember closing my eyes and and saying a prayer.

I repeat, we've had a mass casualty explosion.

I saw him in Accommodations.

I say again, the Deepwater Horizon has exploded and is on fire.

I started workin' on that airboat again.

I thank you for your time.

I think I think So.

I think I'm goin' take a shower and wash my day off

I think they're about halfway there.

I think you all tryin' to run out of fuel as the wheels touch down.

I think you think too much, you gonna give him a headache.

I wanna be able to hold it up and say, My daddy tames the dinosaurs.

I was a lot better couple hours ago.

I was at a concert and then on the side of the stage

I was on the phone around 9:30 with my wife.

I was thinking it was maybe fouled plugs.

I was... No.

I wasn't touchin' your shit.

I went over to the PA and made the last announcement

I would love to hear exactly what piece of mission critical equipment are down.

I would move...

I would.

I wouldn't need a rich man.

I'd kill for that money,

I'll call down.

I'll call you back, I'll call you back!

I'll see you soon, okay?

I'll tell you what we gonna do now.

I'm always happy to see you, Andrea.

I'm crankin' as hard as I can!

I'm gettin' off this rig. You hear me?

I'm goin' back for Mr. Jimmy. Make sure this man gets off this rig.

I'm gonna cut the pipe and seal this well.

I'm gonna cut the pipe.

I'm gonna dump my bags and grab my tools

I'm gonna fix it as soon as I get home, don't worry.

I'm gonna get you up. All right?

I'm gonna make sure everyone evacuates. You get to the lifeboats.

I'm gonna make sure everyone evacuates. You get to the lifeboats.

I'm gonna take manual control over the rig.

I'm impressed, man. I don't know no roughnecks that could read.

I'm just saying.

I'm not doin' nothin' until Mr. Jimmy's made aware.

I'm not gonna be able to hold the rig in place.

I'm not showing 51.

I'm not sure. I don't think so.

I'm sorry. What are you doing?

I'm upping it from 600 horsepower to 1,200 horsepower.

I'ma tell you like I told your executives on the chopper ride in.

If this was a legitimate pressure issue,

If you find yourself in the water, you got a light and a whistle.

If you get into oil or anything spilling it, swim away from the rig.

If you hear your name, call out!

If you really think we need to.

Initiating drill pipe pressure test.

Initiating kill line pressure test.

Initiating kill line pressure test.

Initiating negative pressure test.

Injured first! Let's go!

Iron roughneck. Top drive rack back system.

Is 'cause the compressor for the AC on this deck are down, too.

Is 'cause the compressor for the AC on this deck are down, too.

Is it just me or it just get real bright in there all of a sudden?

Is on the Deepwater Horizon, and...

Is run that negative pressure test on the kill line.

Is she just kickin' or that...

Is someone there? It's Caleb.

Is that a tooth?

Is that correct, Captain?

Is that what you understand, Mike?

Is there a man among you? ls there an adult here?

Is there a reason you're in my shop, Mr. Vidrine?

Is there anybody here from the drill shack?

Is when he stops bitching.

It could very much, Mike. It's on the other side of that derrick.

It is a pocket of pressure,

It is sitting right there on the sensor.

It is still burning.

It is.

It was a good test. We got no pressure.

It was just a kick.

It was like a two legged rabbit and...

It's 43 days behind. Not 50. Simple mathematics.

It's a little above my pay grade.

It's a safety issue.

It's all coming down. We gotta get to the boats.

It's April 20th today. 43 days. Yup.

It's flawed thinking. It's hope as a tactic.

It's got merit, but...

It's his birthday.

It's Mr. Jimmy.

It's not the tie. It's... It's the color.

It's Pump 2! Bleed it! Bleed it!

It's still burning, Mr. Jimmy. We gotta go.

Jason Anderson, are you here?

Jason, what do we do?

Jason!

Jesus.

Jump.

Just as easy to marry a rich man, Felicia, honey.

Just gimme a second. Lemme lemme think.

Just like that.

Just the opinion of the little guy.

Just trying to keep us honest.

Just was lookin' to come by and visit with ya for a minute.

Kaluza and I have talked about this drill pipe,

Karl Kleppinger?

Kaskida is an uncommon prospect. Three to four billion barrels?

Kaskida.

Keep countin', Bob.

Keep pullin'!

Keep thinking about all the expensive things could be wrong with your ride.

Keith Manuel.

Keith!

Kill line was good. Sure of that. That's the only thing I'm sure of.

Kuchta, can you help me?

Let's go, baby.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go! We need medical kits!

Let's go! We're full! Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's just get a... a quick pic.

Like the mean old dinosaurs all that oil used to be.

Likely nothin', Mr. Kaluza.

Listen to me. Listen to me.

Listen, guys, we need to bump this up, okay?

Listen, guys, we need to bump this up, okay?

Locked at 1 7 6, Captain.

Look at me, don't look down, look at me.

Look at you guys. Like synchronized swimmers.

Look out!

Look out! Look out!

Look what the pressure did to this drill string during the kick.

Lot of movin' parts. Millions of movin' parts.

Lot of secondary explosions, all right?

Lot of secondary explosions, all right?

Loud and clear.

Love you!

Lovely.

Lovely.

Made the exhaust smell like gas right out of the pump.

Magenta alarms!

Magenta.

Make your way to Lifeboat 2!

Man, Mr. Jimmy's pissed and wants to know if we got a cement bond log test.

Master of the Deck, prepare to take on heavy mud.

Maybe give y'all some news y'all didn't wanna hear.

Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!

Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!

Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! This is Deepwater Horizon.

Mayday! This is Deepwater Horizon. We are in a...

Me and you.

Might be an ignition problem with your Mustang.

Mike Williams, you cheap bastard!

Mike Williams.

Mike, A chair just crashed.

Mike, how many of our machines need repair?

Mike, what is that? Is everything okay?

Mike!

Mike?

Mike? Mike, bring up power.

Mike.

Minor corrosion.

Money, money, money, money...

Money, money, money...

Money!

Morning, Pete.

Mr. Anderson, it's Mr. Jimmy.

Mr. Jimmy wants to know if the team from Schlumberger ran a cement bond log test.

Mr. Jimmy,

Mr. Jimmy, you gettin' any power up there?

Mr. Jimmy!

Mr. Jimmy?

Mr. Sims?

Mr. Vidrine, are you lost?

Mr. Williams, can you please give us

Mr. Williams, please rise.

Mr. Williams!

Mr. Williams?

Mr. Williams?

Mud displacement. Holding tank two. Four percent.

Mud pumps are on. Removing heavy mud from well.

My best friend Peanut and I, we go down there

My computer screen is shaky.

My crane's gonna take the goddamn derrick out.

My crew lives on it. You just rent it.

My dad is Mike.

My fave.

My little brother.

My looking at you makes you uncomfortable?

My name's Jimmy Harrell.

My son.

My thrusters are running away from me.

My wife's name is Felicia.

Name a few for me.

Negative pressure test on the kill line.

Next.

Nine hundred.

No answer.

No mud. No flow. We got to go.

No, I had to. Listen, you mind losing that tie?

No, I understand. I understand.

No, no, the Deepwater doesn't pump a drop of oil, okay, baby?

No, no, the good part, man.

No, no, you got problems there, too,

No, sir.

No, Vidrine, Kaluza sent 'em home without testin' anything.

No, wait! Wait!

No, we just wanna keep this rig on station long as we can

No, we need to go. Okay, we need to go.

No, we're good. Annular took care of it.

No!

No.

No. No, why?

No. No.

Nobody?

Noodlin'. We noodle for catfish.

Nope. That's it.

Not at all.

Not much more than I'd expect on wellhead of this age.

Not much. Could be.

Not now, baby.

Not on the drill pipe.

Not really. Hey, Ronnie.

Now explain that to me.

Now get your ass out of here before I push back.

Now listen to me. Look at me!

Now, how quick can we lock the door on this well?

Now, how we gonna test this?

Now, Mr. Jimmy, we have a issue in the galley.

Now, the way we gonna find out

Number two, combustible gas, number three, toxic gas.

Obviously, our problem is with that drill pipe.

Of a fire on an oil rig. That's about all I can say.

Of pressure per square inch, enough to cut your car in half,

Offshore Installation Manager on Deepwater.

Oh shit! Caleb, clear the floor!

Oh, come on. Please. Please!

Oh, don't tell me anymore, because I know where this is going.

Oh, he's about to go off on the BP guys.

Oh, man, I'll be in the Basin soon.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, oh, oh. Sweat pants, Bud Light Lime, DVR time.

Oh, rescheduled.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. We got a gas alarm.

Oh, that's... That is focus.

Oh, the pressure!

Oh, there we go. There we go!

Oh, we doing great.

Oh, we quite comfortable with the integrity of that cement, that for true.

Oh, yeah? He rich?

Oh, you gotta stop grindin' shit out of that clutch.

Okay, an oil rig on fire. About 48 nautical miles south of Venice?

Okay, but listen, even those lamer dudes,

Okay, get 'em goin'.

Okay, guys, good test.

Okay, I'm watchin' our roughnecks.

Okay, yes, sir. What vessel are you on?

Okay? Everybody, calm down. Slow it down.

Okay? We're gonna jump over the fire.

Okay. I hear ya.

Okay. Okay. We're all right.

Okay. Press main start button.

Okay. Well, that's disturbing.

On its face? Yeah.

On station. Locked.

On the baggage scale and step on the feet.

On the evening of April 20th, did you hear

On the stairs, goin' high.

On this cement log situation, could ya?

On this well is shit 'cause you're 43 days and $50 million over budget.

On, buddy!

One more time with the money. Come on.

Open it up!

Opening the upper annular.

Or any other of 1,000 moving parts down there.

Or the 90 second love package?

Or with the sensor giving us a false reading.

Original completion date was March 8th.

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name.

Our husbands work on the Deepwater Horizon together.

Pardon?

Paris Control, this is Bristow 2 Bravo Gulf.

Passing through 3,000 feet.

Permission granted, 2 Bravo Gulf.

Piece of shit.

Pipe racking system. GPS antenna. Direct TV system. Wireless Internet.

Please raise your right hand, sir.

Please raise your right hand, sir.

Please stay clear of the rig floor, mud pits...

Please, be seated.

Please!

Pressure alert.

Pressure alert.

Pressure alert.

Pressure alert. Pressure alert.

Pressure warning.

Pressure warning.

Pressure warning.

Pressure warning.

Pretty please?