Mannequin (1987) Edit

A Prince and Company initiation? Who hired you? Hollywood.

Absolutely scintillating!

Absolutely. You've been cooped up in that store too long.

Absotively!

Albert called me cellulite city.

Albert left me, that bitch. He said my thighs are too fat.

Albert's been off work for an hour now.

All artists must fall in love with their creations, but you seem so special.

All in favor?

All opposed?

All right, but get up in time for lunch.

All right, I'm sorry. I'm going on and on.

All right.

All the bees envy me

All the girl mannequins disappeared from the windows last night...

All units, code 2. Perpetrator on main floor.

Almost like your hands were being moved by a force not of this world?

An artiste does not leave his work unfinished.

An eternal failure is putting together the most magnificent displays in town.

And get that dog out of the tree.

And I want to smoke and tell your father to go to hell.

And please don't stand me up again.

And proudly, I would like to be that person.

And we do have the firm offer from Illustra.

And we hope you enjoy your fun filled day in the Caribbean.

And what if I told you it was a very beautiful woman?

And when I move up...

And...

Anyway, I don't want to ruin his life...

Are you sure you wanna do this?

Armand is the wind!

Armand, let's get out of here.

Arms and legs? God, how thoughtless. I'm sorry.

At least she'll never say your hips are too fat.

At least, not in the two weeks since I've been in charge here.

At what?

Attack!

B.J.! You won't believe it!

Back then, I wasn't allowed to do anything.

Beat it!

Beauteous!

Beej, he's just a twerpy stock boy!

Beej? B.J., are you there?

Besides, I can't bear the thought of selling this place...

Besides, who cares what people think?

Beyond genius!

Biscuit brain, what the hell do you think you're doing?

Boss! Hi! Great. I was just coming to see you.

Briefly, I'd like to do something creative.

But I think if we sleep together tonight, we'd only confuse things.

But if you let that stock boy screw things up, it sure won't be you.

But no reason why hedges can't become art.

But seeing you, let's just say it, I'm dirt.

But there's not too much work for us these days.

But we'll never dress the mannequins in time!

By having a night of distasteable sex...

By the way, the eyebrows are growing back nice.

Bye, Roxie.

Bye.

Call the police!

Call the police!

Can I get you something to drink?

Can I show you something in your size?

Can we get out of here?

Can you imagine being at Illustra?

Can't talk now. Pick you up at 8:00.

Capt. Felix Maxwell...

Cheers.

Christopher Columbus? You knew him?

Cold outside What do you think?

Come and get me, Sister Maryella.

Come on, Rambo. Tonight we nail that little fart blossom.

Come on, Terminator. Duty calls.

Come on, Terminator. Duty calls.

Come on!

Come on! Get....

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. We've got them.

Come on. You ready to go?

Create, honey, create!

Creative freedom, practically my own boss, maybe some World Series tickets.

Daddy!

Damn him.

Did Armand say something bad? Forgive me.

Did you see how high I was?

Did you see those crowds gaping on the sidewalk?

Did you take a class?

Diets are no use. It's those jelly doughnuts.

Do you hear something?

Do you know I was supposed to marry?

Do you know what this young man just did?

Does this feel like a hallucination? Come on, let's go have some fun.

Don't disappoint me.

Don't do anything drastic! Me, my!

Don't do anything rash!

Don't do that.

Don't doubt yourself. Go with it. Feel it.

Don't let Felix get to you.

Don't mess with this old chick, mister. Just pack it up.

Don't worry about a thing.

Don't worry, Mr. Richards, I'm an expert at surveillance.

Drive fast before I have second thoughts!

Easy for you to say. As a mannequin, you'll always have work.

Easy, Felix. I don't think she's armed.

Easy, sugar. Okay....

Ema Hesire, I know you're in there.

Emmy, if I thought we women...

Emmy, please, you've gotta help me.

Emmy!

Emmy?

English and me, it's new. My tongue, it slides.

Enough about me. How are you?

Every time I walk through these doors, I feel like I'm home.

Every time Rambo sees a mannequin, he gets so scared...

Except for early morning clouds...

Excuse me while I step out onto the window ledge.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Felix, come in. This is Mr. B.J. Wert.

Felix, there are hundreds of mannequins at Prince and Company.

Felix, we need your help, and if you succeed...

Felix!

Felix!

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Fine, let's just go to your place.

Fine. There's two of you? You can bring him along.

Fire away.

Fired?

Fool.

For one tenth the value of the store!

Get him!

Get my clothes?

Get up, Richards! Get him!

Get us out of here before he gets out of the car!

Girls, please, let's not be catty.

Go away.

Go get 'em!

God only knows.

Good evening, Mr. Richards, sir.

Good grief.

Good morning, starshine.

Good morning! What a gentleman.

Good news. We've not only decided to keep you on...

Good night.

Good questions all, sir.

Good!

Good.

Good.

Grandma and Grandpa weren't half brother and sister?

Great. I want you to meet somebody. This is Emmy.

Greta Garbo used to get her makeup right over there.

Hang on!

Hang on!

Have any of your friends ever been vacuumed out?

Have fun.

Have you seen the latest figures, children?

He can put a rubber glove on his head and run naked in the store yelling:

He is Illustra. Can we get this bucket of junk to go?

He just has a bad case of Miami Vice.

He was involved with some guy named David.

He was very old. And he died the way he wanted to.

He wasn't very interested in me.

He'll be doing windows at night.

He's a fuel merchant.

He's absolutely right.

He's out of his mind! B.J. was right.

He's worked at Prince and Company for 15 years.

Heart attack, walking through the women's department.

Hell, half the guys in this store probably wear lace underwear...

Hello?

Hi, Gord.

Hi, Hans!

Hi, I'm a squid!

Hi, Jonathan. Hi.

Hi, Tony.

Hold it there, boy! Did you have anybody particular in mind?

Hollywood Montrose. Doesn't it just sing?

Hollywood, you're a genius!

Hollywood! Jeez, listen.

Hollywood. Come and get me. I can't stay away from them.

How can you say that? We do everything together!

How can you think that?

How do you know you're not missing something better 5,000 years later?

How does $55,000 a year sound to you?

How fun!

How would you like to be the chief window dresser at Illustra?

How'd you do that?

However, my friend, you missed the lingerie department by four floors.

I am Capt. Felix Maxwell, night security commander.

I am so glad you're working here.

I am so jealous.

I am? Yes!

I call him that because he likes to draw...

I can handle him.

I can respect that.

I can tell by looking at you, you're not the artistic type.

I can't afford a psychiatrist.

I can't come alive in front of Hollywood. Besides, you can do it on your own.

I can't imagine you're appealing to anybody.

I caught him doing awful things to a half naked dummy.

I could turn out three or four a month.

I could use some suntan lotion...

I couldn't do this without you.

I did it! I flew!

I didn't care for it myself.

I didn't know there was danger of invasion.

I don't believe it's lunch yet. Let's not dally.

I don't know about men's thighs. They look fine to me. They really do.

I don't know about you, but I've always wanted to make love...

I don't need Illustra or you.

I don't see what it has to do with Rambo.

I don't sleep much at night.

I don't think he's of Illustra fiber.

I don't understand it.

I feel like I could do anything.

I felt so sorry for you last night. You looked so lost and Ionely.

I got it! Don't panic! It's just a little one!

I got so much honey

I got the month of May

I got the sweetest song that I can hear

I gotta get some sleep. I work nights now, okay?

I gotta go, okay?

I have a reputation to uphold.

I have just the job for you.

I have some reports to get out by noon o'clock.

I heard those doctors in Beverly Hills...

I just had a thought.

I just want you to let me know what he's up to, how he works.

I know! The sign, the electricity. My brain synapse, it was destroyed.

I like the way they felt when you were putting me together.

I love this place. It's so romantic.

I love you, Emmy.

I love you, too, Jonathan.

I mean, Grandma

I meant you!

I miss that quirky little motorcycle of yours.

I must be losing my mind.

I never thought they'd hire anyone stranger than me.

I passed it coming back from the tanning session.

I practically grew up here.

I promised my girlfriend I was gonna take her out tonight.

I really flew!

I really should have listened when he asked me for help.

I second the motion.

I see you're wearing the nighttime hair at lunch now. Looks good.

I simply will not tolerate eavesdropping unless I'm a part of it.

I sleep alone these days, too, but I am not about to advertise it.

I think

I think he'll be just fine.

I think it'll be wonderful...

I think Mrs. Timkin is right. I move we postpone the sale for six weeks.

I think that we've outdone ourselves.

I think you should see a professional.

I thought you weren't talking to me.

I told him that the world was round and I never saw him again.

I tried to show the customer a little flair.

I want to try things that nobody's ever tried before.

I wanted to see you. I want to know you're all right.

I wanted to take you, but they wouldn't let me.

I was hoping to avoid this, but this is an hour of desperation.

I was standing behind him, he didn't see me.

I wish it was us.

I wish you didn't look so worried.

I won't take the job unless we can be together.

I wonder if insanity is covered in the employee health plan?

I wonder if you could do it yourself, with a vacuum cleaner or something.

I would be happy and proud to lead this mission, sir!

I would love to sink my teeth into your little bottom.

I would, but only if it were absolutely necessary.

I wouldn't mind. Not in the least.

I'd do anything for Illustra...

I'll appeal to the board.

I'll be keeping my eye on you.

I'll be waiting in the window.

I'll create a media event. Call the newspaper, boys and girls.

I'll have it taken down immediately...

I'll leave you two alone and go meet Albert for dinner.

I'll see you around.

I'm a window dresser here. We're going to have fun.

I'm going crazy. I saw things that couldn't have happened.

I'm gonna create someone who doesn't like me?

I'm helping Hollywood with the window.

I'm not sure I can do it again.

I'm open for discussion.

I'm positive.

I'm really a sculptor.

I'm so glad I picked you!

I'm sorry, but you know us special people...

I'm sorry.

I'm sure things'll pick up by lunch.

I'm taking you out for a celebration dinner.

I'm taking you to Chez Jacques at 1:00.

I've always thought of myself as hot stuff, the very best at what I do.

I've been in this business 20 years.

I've got sunshine

I've had just about every job there is.

I've seen him pick you up. That little pissant!

I've worked on this deal too long to have it ruined by some snot nosed punk.

If I were paranoid, I'd swear this was sabotage.

If they come to look, they'll stay to buy.

If we can't hire Jonathan, maybe at least we can buy her out.

Imagine pretending to be a stock boy when you're a major artiste.

In a jejune way, at best.

In that case, I'm a dream that once was.

In women's lingerie.

Instead, you come here to me lying with this ridiculous story!

Is he a ventriloquist? Some kind of mad genius?

Is someone helping him?

Is that right? Richards...

Is there any history of insanity in the family?

Isn't this exciting! A customer lined up to get into our store.

It adds a certain mystique to one's reputation.

It must be you. You're so cold.

It sings, yeah.

It sucks.

It was all I could do to save your skin in here.

It was breathtaking.

It was built by my grandfather, Tough Teddy Prince.

It was interesting.

It went up like a Roman candle.

It'll be just like old times.

It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.

It's a long story.

It's a skosh crooked.

It's all going according to plan. It's like a ghost ship around here.

It's all you.

It's almost sunrise. We can't possibly finish it!

It's an embarrassment!

It's either our new vice president, the fairy or the dummy.

It's him! It's her! That little prevert!

It's me, Roxie.

It's obvious to this country girl that you're an A number one creative freak.

It's our move now.

It's that Switcher.

It's the most beautiful window I've ever seen.

It's you.

Jesus. Hollywood, listen, don't worry.

Jonathan, how about a picture? Mom will think I've switched.

Jonathan, I wanna give you one last chance.

Jonathan, it is my honor to inform you that starting Monday morning...

Jonathan, let's go.

Jonathan, wait!

Jonathan, you're not seriously turning me down?

Jonathan!

Jonathan! We were hoping you might drop in.

Jonathan.

Jonathan.

Jonathan...

Jonathan...

Just a minute, Mr. Richards. I believe we're onto something here.

Just get the mannequin. Get the mannequin.

Just glad you made it.

Just him and his dummies.

Just keep an eye on him for me.

Just keep doing what you did last night and you'll be fine.

Just put your arms around me and hold on tight.

Just what is your assignment here tonight, boy?

Just where did you come from?

Last night, you saw me?

Let me ask you this:

Let me go! No, Mr. Richards! No!

Let's go, people, clear out.

Listen, biscuit brain, my old man is paying for this party.

Listen, that new stock boy, Switcher, has been promoted.

Long live Prince and Company.

Look at that one.

Look out, Albert, because Hollywood is on your case.

Look, Jonathan, I know about your problem.

Look, our relationship is strictly business!

Looks fine to me. What time do we open?

Love that gal.

Maybe he's right. Maybe I should have my hips lifted.

Maybe people will come to see our bold, new window displays.

Maybe this is her.

Maybe with, say, mannequins.

Maybe.

Mayday, Rambo.

Mayday!

Me, I'm gonna wind up in the nuthouse after this.

Michelangelo. Yes!

Mine's bigger than yours is.

Mold me. Shape me. I'm a fast learner.

Mother, I don't want to settle down. I want to do things and invent things.

Mother, there's got to be a better way.

Mr. Richards told me all about you.

Mr. Richards.

Mrs. Timkin loved what you did last night, but they think I did it.

Mrs. Timkin, you may be our grande dame...

Must be nice having your own limo. Go from any funeral right to dinner.

My brain is quicker than a

My camera.

My father ran it until he passed away recently.

My God! It's you!

My lips are sealed. I appreciate this demonstration.

Neither do I.

Never you fear, your Hollywood is here.

Nice hall.

Nice to meet.... My God, what am I saying?

Nice.

No one takes the time to build things that have character and dignity.

No thanks are necessary.

No, a psychiatrist.

No, I didn't lose it, I know where it is. Just somebody else has got it.

No, I don't think so.

No, I'm fine, Ma.

No, I'm not lying, I'm insane.

No, it looks fine to me.

No, sir. That's a God given gift.

No, that's no problem!

No, this can't be happening.

No, this is how I get my inspiration. I create.

No, Timkin is no threat.

No!

No!

No!

No! I want you to give him a job. Take good care of him.

No! If you want to lose weight, just diet.

No! Mr. Richards said he was gonna fix everything for me.

No. I tried out different times and places but none of them ever seemed right.

No. I'm a regular kind of guy, okay?

No. Rambo does.

No. You can't be her.

Nobody deserves it more.

Nobody hired me, Jonathan. You know who I am.

Nothing beats a great pair of legs.

Nothing could ever be better than being here with you.

Now, come on. Hollywood's waiting.

Now, come to Illustra!

Now, could we please get into the store, Felix?

Now, how is the best way to do that?

Now, I want this to stop, children. And if it doesn't, so help me God!

Now, that's the ticket.

Now!

Of course you did. But you know that the board meeting...

Of course, you probably don't know who Greta Garbo is.

Of course.

Of course. I understand perfectly.

Oh yes!

Ohio?

Okay, boy.

Okay, we need to make a list.

Okay, you Rambo, get ready.

Okay.

Okay. Show 'em what you're made of.

On a cloudy day

On behalf of Capt. Clark and the crew...

People need that.

Please don't tell anyone you saw me dressed like this.

Please, gods. Please help me find it.

Please, Jonathan, do not let them turn me out...

Please. Listen, I pride myself on being able to size up a job applicant...

Popeye look.

Prince and Company has the most incredible window.

Prince and Company is going through the roof!

Professional? You mean a hooker?

Rambo! This way! This means a court martial!

Rambo.

Reality is very disappointing.

Really?

Really?

Richards, is this your idea of a security guard?

Richardsl

Right, you two haven't met.

Roger. Over and out.

Roll over, Bill Shakespeare.

Roxie Shield.

Roxie, I'd never ruin anyone's life.

Roxie, you would never understand.

Roxie, you're not developing a conscience on me, are you?

Roxie!

Roxie.

Roxie....

Rumor Control has it that the board wants to fire your little behind.

Sales are down 89 percent!

Screw your dog!

Screw your dog!

Security.

See you tomorrow.

See, I was born in 2514 B.C. in Edfu, Egypt.

Shake that thing!

She just bit smiling Alan.

She's perfectly safe.

She's there. She came to life. She knew who I was.

So this is the young lady he dumped you for?

So, listen, we find him, get a picture of whoever this woman is...

So, Richards was telling the truth.

So, you like your new assignment?

Some people may find you strange, but not me. I respect that.

Something happened last night.

Something this store has never seen before.

Son of a gun.

Sorry I'm late, I overslept.

Sorry, gotta run.

Sounds like my kind of list.

Speak up. Don't be shy, now.

Spent the night? You slept through the whole how do you do.

Stop it! Don't!

Style and grace. These things take time.

Sure, I do. Ninotchka, Grand Hotel.

Sure, the Nile is overflowing. There is a wheat shortage.

Switcher, this is for my Mama!

Switcher.

Switcher.

Switcher.

Take it easy, okay? Just go home and get yourself some rest. You'll be fine.

Take your hands off my kid!

Teach him to mess with a man and his mannequin.

Terminator...

Thank you!

Thank you! My lucky day.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That dummy of his has got to be here!

That is it! No more of this surveillance crap.

That one was for Rambo.

That Richards, he gives men a bad name!

That skunk!

That was great!

That way.

That window was a fluke.

That worm of a stock boy has created an affront to the dignity of this store.

That's fight and kiss boys. Come on!

That's it! A demonstration!

That's it! You're fired!

That's lovely.

That's my boy.

That's none of your business.

That's okay. You're only an hour late.

That's right!

That's right. Almost.

That's the dress I should wear in the window.

That's the official Flights of Fancy balloon. How about a poodle?

That's the sweetest sentiment these ears have ever heard.

The bum.

The flambe terrorist.

The gods have bigger things to worry about than you.

The headline will read: If Jonathan is fired, Hollywood flies.

The little Mary has an assistant now?

The man is a lunatic, but I've never known him to lie.

The Pharaoh has hemorrhoids.

The smell of fine leather.

The sun feels pretty strong.

The SWATteam.

The things I could've done with these tools!

The wedding has been all arranged.

The window!

The window.

Then call one of those shrinks on the radio.

There he is!

There was 20 mannequins with tennis rackets coming out of....

There you go.

There you go. Have fun. Now, what do you want?

There's just no telling what he's gotten himself into.

There's no danger, as long as me and Rambo are on patrol.

They call to me in the middle of the night:

They want me to keep doing brilliant windows.

They won't appreciate an emotional appeal.

They're business people.

They're gonna be begging to sell this place within a month.

They're only good for little problems that fit between commercials.

They're putting up the sign!

This is a joke, right?

This is America. You do not set the pace by redecorating.

This is him.

This is not the way to approach this, okay?

This is one guy...

This is really interesting.

This is the door.

This is what being a man is all about, honey.

This is your last chance. We take him or we die trying!

This job at Illustra is destroying your sense of humor.

This meeting is adjourned.

This morning's window is your most brilliant yet.

This never happened to Armand before. Never!

Those incompetents you hired nearly got me killed.

Tonight we'll do something different and special.

Turned out pretty didn't it?

Two things I love to do:

Under your inspired leadership, Illustra will reach new heights. So we

Very nice.

Very nice.

Wait

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait!

Wait. Mr. Richards...

Want a giraffe for the birthday boy? A monkey?

Watch out!

Watch yourself!

Way to go, buddy!

We also have a very nice profit sharing plan.

We are alone.

We can talk about designs and stuff...

We could give it to them.

We deserve this vacation.

We got him!

We have extremely incriminating photos...

We have got ourselves a mission.

We know how much the store means to you, ma'am...

We want to get Switcher's mannequin...

We'd all love to know what possessed Switcher to create such a window display.

We'll build the best Illustra yet on that site.

We'll file a grievance with the union!

We're talking a Sunday drive into some serious dementia.

What a funny way to say hello.

What about you? You've waited a long time.

What are you thinking about?

What arrogance!

What can make me feel this way

What do I think?

What do you think?

What do you think? It only took me six days.

What do you think? It's hot, there's gonna be meltdown.

What happened? What did I say?

What if he's telling the truth?

What if I told you I had a little help?

What is in this for you, Roxie? An office with a view?

What is wrong with this picture?

What kind of work experience have you had?

What problem?

What say, shall we move on to the sale to Illustra?

What the hell are you people doing?

What the hell's going on?

What was that?

What?

What? Stay there!

What's the matter? Don't you like your new scarf?

When I get that dummy, I'm gonna tear her hair out!

When you made me, didn't you feel inspiration?

When you're finished your conversation...

Where can I get a mannequin, too?

Where did he go?

Where do they hide all the musicians?

Where in the hell did you learn to kiss ass like that?

Where is she, Roxie?

Where is she?

Where were you? You look like you slept in the street.

Where'd he go?

Where'd you go?

Where's Rambo?

Why don't we stick to good, old fashioned hand tools for now.

Why don't you tell me?

Will you not be satisfied till you burn the whole place down?

Windows are only the start.

With all due respect, Mrs. Timkin, it's a little late for that.

Women, you know, a beautiful woman....

Word is out, Jonathan. You're hot.

Would have been my guess. I'm stressed. I'm having a hallucination caused by stress.

Yeah, go get him.

Yeah, I know I was always different.

Yeah, I'm trying.

Yeah, this one's kind of fun.

Yeah! Boy, they did a good job rebuilding the balcony.

Yeah.

Yes, B.J....

Yes, girl.

Yes, sir! What about little Rambo?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. His M.O. Would you like that in a written report?

Yes! Jonathan Switcher. Let's show him our gratitude.

Yes.

Yes. My car cover, darling.

You are all dead meat!

You are magic.

You are one sick puppy.

You can drive me to work.

You can fool Rambo, but it won't work with me, Switcher!

You can work as long as you want here, I'm a vice president now.

You can't do this!

You can't go in there!

You can't go in. He's got company, if you know what I mean.

You can't hold yourself back because of me.

You can't tell me that he's satisfying you sexually.

You could have told me you just decided to stand me up.

You didn't happen to run into Michelangelo?

You didn't look!

You don't think so?

You ever have hallucinations?

You found them.

You guys having a good time? Having fun at the party?

You know I would never bother you when you're getting a piece of wood...

You know the mannequin that I made?

You know what works best for me? Crying shamelessly.

You know what you need to do right now?

You know where it is.

You know, it really wasn't that great.

You know, Mr. Richards told me to keep an eye on you, but...

You know, you could get the dummy of the week award, Switcher.

You know, you're alone a lot. You start inventing things.

You let me in there at those so and sos.

You look foxy! Can I ride you?

You lost your job again?

You made this body so that I could come to life!

You may as well hang up your jockey strap!

You mean you took me serious?

You must lead a charmed life.

You need to put him and this whole nasty affair out of your mind.

You people that work at night scare me.

You should have seen it! It was beyond brilliant!

You still don't believe I'm real, do you?

You think we should name our first kid Pinocchio?

You turned down the Pharaoh's food taster. There's only one man left who'll have you:

You want to move your sweetheart?

You weren't so real.

You weren't so shy when you were creating me.

You won't believe what Mrs. Timkin and the board just told me.

You write?

You'll marry Hazzi Ra.

You're an artiste, and that's the way you work.

You're doing the job you were meant to do.

You're finished, little Switcher!

You're finished, Switcher!

You're kidding! That's great!

You're kidding.

You're not in a union, you idiot.

You're part of me now. I got you in here.

You're riding with a mannequin on the back of your motorcycle.

You're right.

You're so unfeeling.

You're supposed to knock off three or four of these a day, Switcher!

You're the only one who can see me like this.

You've had it, Switcher!

Young man, I'm sorry!

30 feet of black nylon cord....

89 percent.

All those panties, up to lingerie. Panties. I'm into it.

Are you all right? Terrific, incredible, I feel great!

Back in Edfu, I even made a pair of wings. And I'm sure you flew.

Be careful, you maniac! I know!

Can I help you? Roxie Shield.

Chris? Who's Chris? Just a sailor.

Clear out, lady! Stop pushing, okay? I'm going.

Come on. So where are we going to dinner?

Congratulations. Hear, hear!

Congratulations. Thank you.

Did you say panties? Panties?

Do my thighs look too fat to you? No.

Felix, you were in the war, weren't you? Airborne. Yes, sir!

Get going. Right.

Get him! You're finished, Switcher!

Give up? Never.

Good night, B.J. See you tomorrow.

Good night, Mr. Wert. Nice work, children.

Good night, Roxie. Good night.

Harris, would you bring Mr. Switcher in? What? No, wait.