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Saw V (2008) Saw V is a thrilling horror film released in 2008, directed by David Hackl. The movie continues the notorious

Saw V (2008)

Saw V is a thrilling horror film released in 2008, directed by David Hackl. The movie continues the notorious Saw franchise, trapping victims in gruesome life-or-death games orchestrated by the infamous Jigsaw Killer. The cast includes Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Patterson, and Betsy Russell. This intense installment delves deeper into Jigsaw's twisted philosophy and delivers twisted plot twists. If you want to experience the bone-chilling sounds and suspenseful atmosphere of Saw V, you can play and download them here.

A cable runs through your collar devices.
A dealer gave me...
A healer who needs some healing.
A sacrifice of blood.
A technicality gave you freedom...
After Seth, you were involved in every investigation.
Agent Strahm was theorizing about the possibility...
Agent Strahm.
All right, so one person can fill the beaker with ten pints of blood and die.
All right. I got him.
All right. What'd you do to get here?
And by the way...
And I believe that true justice has been served.
And I believe that true justice has been served.
And I'd like to be the first to say...
And my legacy will become yours.
And the feds got involved.
And we've learned that every day...
And yeah, some people might have been more deserving than others...
And you. What about you?
Anonymity.
As the old adage goes:
Been chasing Jigsaw from the beginning...
Been playing with matches again, have we?
Being smart.
Besides you.
Better luck next time, rich boy.
Bite your fucking tongue.
Blood. Our blood.
BRIT: Blank.
BRIT: Stick it in her head or we don't get out.
But I ask you if you have learned anything on your journey of discovery.
But I assure you that the people being tested...
But I find it somewhat distasteful...
But is the discovery of my body enough?
But it wa...
But now it's onto you.
But only three of the keys will fit the locks.
But today I'd like to offer a special honor...
But unlike you, I've never killed anyone.
But you can have something Amanda doesn't.
But you didn't face justice.
But you must work quickly...
But you're gonna kill me too.
But you're not a true killer.
By endangering yourself and others.
By who, Miss Tuck? Who would be following you?
Call me right back.
CHARLES: Not yet. Don't close the door. It'll set off the timer.
CHIEF: I wanna thank you all for coming here today.
Close the circuits and the door will open.
Close the fucking door. We have to hear the rules.
Come in.
Come on!
Could you give me a call? It would be greatly appreciated.
Couple of scratches and a story about how your arm straps broke.
Cowan, I wanna put a locator on Strahm's mobile phone.
COWAN: There you are, Strahm.
Cowan.
Dead.
Detective Hoffman, you're wanted at the hospital.
Detective Hoffman, you're wanted at the hospital.
Detective, what do you say we reconnect in the morning?
Did he ever mention anything like that to you?
Did you cut yourself because you truly wanted to die...
Did you help Jigsaw get all of them?
Didn't you tell me the only way to truly offer enlightenment...
Do you mind?
Do you still have the keys from that first room?
Don't provoke him. Asshole!
Don't!
Drop it!
Eight people and their families cared.
Eight people died.
Emotionally, there can be nothing there.
ERICKSON: Peter.
ERICKSON: You've reached the voice mail box of Agent Erickson.
Especially inferior work.
Even though you and I don't always see eye to eye on everything...
Everything all right with Detective Kerr in the Seth Baxter case?
Fills with what?
FISK: Hoffman. MAN: I got it. I got it.
FISK: Typical bio. Murder convict.
FISK: You okay to walk?
Fisk. You keep me posted.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
For in 15 minutes, if the beaker is not filled...
For this room can either be your sanctuary or it can be your grave.
From birth, you've all been given the advantages of few others.
Fuck all of you and your fucking plan.
Fuck you, you bitch. You get in the fucking tub.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck, it's blank. I need a shape.
Fuck! Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Get it? The less you know about me, the better.
Get your hands off that, you're not going anywhere.
Hair trigger.
Have a seat.
Haven't you watched TV lately?
He didn't make it.
He suspected someone on the inside.
He was sentenced to 25 years. Got it reduced to five on a technicality.
He was writing a story about what I did.
He's been trying to build a new stadium for years. Little did he know...
He's dead.
He's handling all inquiries.
He's just fucking testing you.
He's not, but I can connect you to Special Agent Erickson.
He's smart, and he's getting closer.
Heed my warning, Agent Perez.
Heed my warning: Do not proceed.
Hello, and welcome.
Hello, and welcome.
Hello, Seth.
Hello?
Hello?
Help me. What is this?
Help!
Herald? That's your accomplishment? You work for a gossip rag?
Hey, nice fucking try, Nancy Drew.
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
Hey!
His name's Seth Baxter.
His name's Tapp.
Hm?
HOFFMAN: Going up? Yes, thank you.
HOFFMAN: I didn't expect to feel any remorse.
HOFFMAN: I know him.
HOFFMAN: Leave me alone.
HOFFMAN: What's going on with Amanda?
HOFFMAN: What's this? It's time to play a game.
HOFFMAN: You're okay.
Hoffman.
Homemade, probably C 4.
How are we supposed to live if we don't?
How did you?
How do I open it?
How do you know her? Answer me!
How much blood will you shed to stay alive, Paul?
How the fuck do you know that?
How the fuck do you...? How the fuck do you know that?
How would your sister feel?
How'd they get you?
How'd you walk out of that building?
However, if one of you moves to retrieve a key...
However, to access them, a key is needed.
I anticipate the possibilities, and I let the game play out.
I ask you, Special Agent Strahm, have you learned enough to trust me?
I ask you, Special Agent Strahm, have you learned enough to trust me?
I assume nothing.
I build condos in one of the most densely populated cities in the country.
I can't do this alone. Look at me. I can't do this alone.
I did what I was supposed to do.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't kill anybody, if that's what you're asking.
I didn't mean to.
I didn't trust her.
I do. And I don't give a shit.
I don't think they can help me.
I don't think this is a good idea.
I don't understand.
I got it. Got it.
I got you, you motherfucker.
I got you.
I got you.
I grant building permits.
I know how you cared for her.
I know she was your only family.
I know the investigative journalist in there. His name is Charles.
I know what it's like not to be able to protect loved ones.
I know who he is.
I know you. I know about your sister.
I know you. I've followed you as you've pursued me.
I need immediate medical assistance. 1293 Sandburst Drive.
I need you to lead him to someone for me.
I need you to set up a game...
I permitted, indeed, encouraged your decisions regarding the people there.
I represent your ex husband, John.
I said drop it!
I think an arm is supposed to go in there to fill the beaker.
I think I'm being followed.
I think it's the agent who interrogated me.
I think we're both going to the same place.
I wanna know if you have what it takes to survive.
I wanna play a game.
I wanna talk to Jill Tuck one last time.
I want you to put out an APB.
I was supposed to die in that trap.
I wasn't.
I work for the Department of City Planning.
I wouldn't do that.
I'll give you a chance.
I'm a senior V.P. For a real estate development company.
I'm an investigative journalist for The Herald.
I'm closing the door.
I'm fine, Erickson.
I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill...
I'm gonna stop you, you son of a bitch.
I'm leaving you a box today, and its contents are of grave importance.
I'm not going to try to explain my actions of late.
I'm not talking about him, I'm talking about you and your whole crooked department.
I'm so fucking sick of your self righteousness.
I'm sorry, Peter. It's over.
I'm sure she's not exactly Mother Teresa either.
I'm the man you call Jigsaw.
I'm truly sorry about Agent Perez.
I've been a cop for 20 years. Is that long enough for you?
If a subject survives my method...
If you are hearing this, then you have once again found what you're looking for.
If you want a true edge...
If you want to live, you'll have to cut yourself again.
If you're hearing this, then you've finally found what you've been looking for.
If you're watching this, Jill, I'm long gone from this world.
In 30 seconds, the pendulum will drop far enough to touch your body.
In choosing how to react to this situation...
In order to open the door, the beaker must be filled to the marked level...
In order to open the five locks on the door out of this room...
In the event of his death, I was instructed to contact you.
In the second room, the three tubes were large enough for more than one person.
Is this you theorizing again? Because Jigsaw's dead.
It can be pulled so tight...
It can never be personal.
It contains approximately 10 pints of blood...
It didn't say anything about those jars.
It didn't surprise me then, but I'm still being followed.
It said that we were all born with advantages.
It started when John was first identified as the Jigsaw killer.
It was an accident!
It was meant for five people.
It... It's not even the same lock.
It's a game, tweaker.
It's a powerless feeling.
It's about Agent Perez.
It's an interesting theory.
It's connected to the door.
It's nice to meet you, Mr. Feldman.
It's not gonna reach. How the fuck are we gonna do this?
It's survival of the fittest.
It's time.
It's your duty to bring me in...
It's your turn.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ. Come on, Peewee. Come on.
Jesus Christ. What is it with you two?
Jesus, Peter.
Jesus.
Jigsaw doesn't make mistakes.
JIGSAW: Hello, Agent Perez, and welcome to the world that you have long studied.
JIGSAW: Hello, Agent Strahm.
JIGSAW: Hello, Agent Strahm.
JIGSAW: Hello, and welcome to the next lesson.
JIGSAW: Hello, Paul.
JIGSAW: However, if you choose not to, you will never be heard from again.
Jigsaw's dead, how many lives did I inevitably save?
John left something for you.
JOHN: If you're good at anticipating the human mind...
JOHN: If you're good at anticipating the human mind...
JOHN: The heart cannot be involved.
JOHN: You sit in bars until closing. You drink so you can sleep.
Just do it
Just giving you an option, that's all.
Just grabbing some stuff from the office. I'm taking your advice.
Just shut up and help me with the body.
Justice...
Killing is distasteful...
L... I did something, and a bunch of people were killed.
Leave a message.
Let the games begin.
Let's do this fucking thing before the bombs go off.
Like you, I know what it's like to lose family.
Little to your left.
Look at you.
Look, let's just keep our cool.
LUBA: Great. More bombs.
LUBA: No, no, no, it says, Don't listen to your instincts.
LUBA: Yeah, well, whoever it is...
LYNN: Help.
LYNN: What are you doing?
Make your choice.
Make your choice.
Make your choice.
Make your choice.
MALLICK: Bullshit.
MALLICK: Do you know that for sure? BRIT: Educated guess.
MALLICK: Fuck!
MALLICK: I knew this was gonna happen to me. This is what he does.
MALLICK: I lied.
MALLICK: Jesus Christ.
MALLICK: Oh, my God, it's a hook.
MAN 1: Go! Go!
Mine.
Mm hm.
Mm.
Move quickly, though, because when the clock ticks down...
Ms. Tuck.
My department's gone. They're all dead. There's no one left.
My sister's ex boyfriend.
No wife.
No, but then again, I'm new to the case.
No, don't do it.
No, I do.
No, it's not Jigsaw.
No, no, no.
No, the slots are closed.
No, you're not, Peter. That's why I put you on medical leave.
No.
Nobody cared?
Nobody made it.
None of us did.
Not a problem.
Not anymore. She got canned a month ago.
Now, you can arrest me...
Now, you served five years...
Now, you want a chance?
Oh, God.
Oh, God. It wasn't abandoned. There was eight people in there.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
Oh...
Okay, and we're all connected, as the message said.
Okay, well, we know that the dead woman worked for the fire department.
Okay. Fuck you.
Okay. It's okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
On a gurney with a fucking hole in my throat.
On whose orders?
One pull pin starts the timer for all of us.
One.
Or I could kill you right now.
Or naive. Or both.
Or so you think.
Or two people can fill it...
Or will your insatiable hunger to uncover the truth push you deeper into the abyss?
Or...
Over a dozen dead bodies were recovered at the scene, two of which were cops.
Pain will be incurred, but you have a chance of survival.
Peter, where the hell are you?
Please leave a message.
Please, have a seat.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Put your hand in the hole!
Read it.
Read the papers. I saved that little girl.
Right away, sir.
Right away.
Right now, you're feeling helpless.
Right? That means we're all from money.
Risk of ruining your own life...
Served five years, just released last month.
She said your name, you know.
She was my only family. He didn't deserve a chance.
She won't make decisions for anyone. She'll just...
She's a fire inspector. She's seen all kinds of demented shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shouldn't there only be one?
Shouldn't you be resting?
Shouldn't you have gone to jail for something like that?
Sir. It's Jill Tuck.
Sister.
So are you.
So I ask you, Special Agent Strahm, have you learned to trust me?
So if someone tells you different, then they're just stupid.
So in the end, all the pieces will fit together...
So is that what you think this is?
So now I ask you, how much blood will you give in order to survive?
So this is blackmail.
So unless you've got something else to say...
So we're all bags of shit that deserve to be here. That's good. That's great.
So you might look at what you did to Seth as a kind of public service.
So you're boring too. Hmm?
So, what?
Some call this karma. I call it justice.
Somebody does.
Somebody has to die.
Someone who might be currently unknown.
Someone with access.
Sorry about Agent Perez.
Special Agent Erickson.
Special Agent Peter Strahm.
Special Agent Strahm's office.
STRAHM: Let me see your hands. Let me see your fucking hands.
STRAHM: You supplied these police files, didn't you?
STRAHM: You've reached the voice mail for Special Agent Peter Strahm.
Suffice it to say that I find it difficult to forgive myself...
Survival of the fittest, my ass!
Suspect's name is Peter Strahm.
TAPP: Is this yours, doctor?
Tell me how to open it.
Tempering's better for the long haul.
Thank you for seeing me so late in the day.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
That guy was an asshole, but he was smart.
That leaves a lot to chance.
That timer's connected to those jars.
That'll be all.
That's how she knew me.
That's the greatest protection. That's what I've given you.
That's your dilemma...
The choice is yours.
The device before you is one of sacrifice.
The feds cared. Look at my fucking arm. I cared! I cared!
The fire inspector who wrote the bogus accident report...
The fire. It's what connects us.
The game before you is designed to bridge the gap between you all.
The guy who hired me disappeared and nothing happened. Nothing happened.
The human body, for instance, is an astoundingly durable creation.
The last thing she said was Detective Hoffman.
The Marshvard Group. Yeah, you can't get a permit in this town...
The officers who gave their lives are being honored here today.
The only way to do this is to find a way to connect all five cords to the bath water.
The only way to remove the collar is with the keys from the glass boxes...
The only way to survive this room is by entering the glass box before you.
The reason why you fucked up your charmed existence...
The situation you find yourself in is one of trust.
The tub wasn't meant for one person.
The woman in the tub.
Then I discovered what you do for recreation.
Then why do you need Amanda in the game?
Then you and I both know the statistics for repeat offenders in this city.
There are blades in here.
There is a better, more efficient way.
There is another detective that you should be aware of.
There was eight people in that building. You had to know that. Did you know that?
There you are.
These chambers are for safety.
These keys are in the glass jars hanging from the ceiling.
These walls hold four chambers.
They all were. Every game.
They all worked, and any one of them would have opened every collar.
They all would have worked.
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
They'll never believe your word over mine.
They're connected.
They're still dead.
This amount can come from any one of you.
This is Detective Hoffman. Is Agent Strahm available?
This is redemption.
This is the guy that murdered your sister?
This journey has been one of discovery...
This was your plan? You were the one behind it?
Three!
Throughout this ordeal, if we've learned anything it's that...
To avoid the pendulum, all you have to do is destroy the things that have killed:
To ensure that the rules are followed.
To make sure we follow the rules.
Today we honor the newly promoted Detective Lieutenant...
Today, five will become one, with a common goal of survival.
Today, I offer you true freedom.
Tonight you will see the difference between killing and rehabilitation.
Tonight, you'll show me.
Tried to help. He didn't make it.
Two.
Uh, ahem...
Uh...
Unless you wanna be shredded when those bombs go off...
Unless you want your head to pop off like a dandelion.
Vengeance can change a person. Make you into something...
Wait, why are there five slots in this machine?
Wait.
Wait. Why can't we just use the water from the other room?
We both deserve to be here.
We could've used him.
We did it.
We did something wrong with an advantage from birth.
We fight to the death, and one gets to freedom with the other person's blood?
We got another body. Looks like another Jigsaw victim.
We have to go on three.
We have to stick our arm in to keep them open, but they'd get stuck.
We have to stick our arm in to keep them open, but they'd get stuck.
We just need to...
We killed eight people and stole the property, and nobody cared.
We need to close that door.
We only needed one key in the first room.
We were all supposed to die.
We were all supposed to die.
We were supposed to hold one cable each...
We were supposed to work together so we all survived.
We worked together.
We'll see.
Well, he suspected someone on the inside.
Well, that sounds more like police work, Miss Tuck.
Well, then I'd say justice was served.
Well, then, what does it mean?
Well, today this singular way of thinking will be put to the test.
What about you?
What are we gonna do?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
What did you do to me?
What do you see?
What do you see...? Look!
What do you want from me?
What do you want from me?
What floor are you going to?
What is this? Please.
What sort of shady shit have you been up to?
What the fuck!
What the hell are in those jars?
What the hell, man? What happened? Where's Rigg?
What the...?
What the...? What the fuck?
What we need to do is figure out who everyone is.
What?
What'd you do?
What's your story?
When did you first meet Jigsaw?
When the beaker fills up, the door opens.
Where is my daughter?
Where is my daughter? You...
Where's my mom? Where's my mom?
Who did this to you?
Who will bridge the gap? The choice is yours.
Why am I here?
Why are you keeping me here? What is this place? What is this place?
Why did they all do it?
Why? Was it for money?
Why'd she say that? Why'd she say your name?
Will do. And...
Will you destroy the things that have taken life in order to save one, Seth?
Will you heed my warning?
With only three points of safety, which of you will be the odd man out?
Within sixty seconds it will cut you in half.
WOMAN: Stop it, stop it!
WOMAN: We got a live one.
Would you fucking talk to me?
Would you rather it'd been you?
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, this is Detective Hoffman.
Yeah, this is Erickson.
Yeah, well, maybe you could get him to contact me at his earliest convenience.
Yeah, well, someone had to die.
Yeah, well.
Yeah. Big fucking whoops.
Yes.
Yes. I stopped by Agent Strahm's room tonight at the hospital, but he wasn't there.
Yet through poor moral decisions...
Yet through poor moral decisions...
You are all connected.
You are my heart, you always have been. You always will be.
You can understand my surprise when I found out who he really was.
You didn't see the blood!
You didn't see what he fucking did to her!
You don't put up a new building without tearing down a few old ones.
You don't think there's any other connection?
You got it.
You had something you needed to discuss about the Jigsaw case?
You in this for the long haul, detective?
You killed her. You fucking killed her.
You killed him. Made it look like a Jigsaw trap.
You know about her, what do you know about the rest of us?
You know, I'll keep in touch. I'll see you around.
You must all be eager to learn the next important lesson in your transformation.
You must insert your hands...
You never should have been there without backup.
You see, it's a different method that I'm talking about.
You stagger to your car...
You take bribes. You're a fucking liar. You cheat people. That's not nice.
You want a chance?
You were supposed to be the hero.
You were supposed to be the hero.
You will simply vanish.
You willing to take that risk?
You're a monster.
You're assuming this is gonna play out the way you want it.
You're at a crossroads, detective.
You're gonna get in the tub...
You're no longer handling the case, Peter.
You're off the case.
You're responsible for this? She had her fucking head cut off!
You're starting to freak me out, dude.
Your body will never be found.
Your bones will be crushed to dust.
Your dedication is to be commended.
Your hands.
Your instincts will tell you to do one thing...
Your next move is critical.
67.5 percent of criminals are back in prison within three years.
Amanda will fail you. We'll see.
And why would he be following you? I don't know.
Because? Because it's you. The FBI.
Cowan, take this to analysis. Right away, sir.
For if you do not... Fuck you.
Get in. Yeah, I'm more of a shower guy.
He was an animal. Everybody deserves a chance!
How do you know that? Because I have eyes.
I don't know. No?
I don't think I'm gonna do that right now. Get in the fucking tub.
I give people a chance. You call this a chance?
I hope he's all right. Oh, yeah, he's fine.
I think I'm being followed. Who would be following you?
I'm gonna close the fucking door! Just be quiet.
I'm not. And neither am I.
It leaves nothing to chance.
It won't work. No, it might. This one has a keyhole.
It's Jigsaw. What?
It's testing our endurance. We gotta move, babe.
Let's go. No.
Married? Kids? No, and no.
My dad is Richard Gibbs. The owner of the Cougars?
No kids that I know of. No job. Trust fund baby. Anyone surprised?
Okay, we can figure this out. We're all here for a reason.
Open the door. PEREZ: What is that?
Our game's just begun. Our game? You don't even know me.
Relax. I am fucking relaxed.
Right? No, you can't.
Stop it! CHARLES: Get a clue, you fucking bitch.
Taking some time off, huh? Yeah, well, I have to heal up, you know.
That doesn't have to mean money. What are you not telling us? Huh?
That means don't go for the keys. You fucking nuts?
That's why you're here? Yeah.
They could be nothing. ASHLEY: They're nail bombs.
This is the same helplessness... Help!
What did you do? You go first.
What is this? Hey, don't move.
What the hell is that? It's our next nightmare.
Where's my dad? He's gonna be okay.
Which are what? CHARLES: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Who else have you told about this? Only you.
Will do. Good.
Yeah. Good.
Yeah. Try one of them on that door.
You up for this? Yeah.
Your turn. You're not gonna tell them about Daddy?
...a level that is of no coincidence.
...all he had to do is wait for his daughter to get a job in City Planning.
...an ounce of heroin to burn down an abandoned building.
...and give people a chance to value their lives in the same moment.
...and hopefully you've discovered that the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
...and I got him.
...and I know what you've done.
...and it will be released in the event of my disappearance.
...and it'll be clear.
...and maybe live.
...and push the buttons to start the devices before you.
...and suffer a small shock.
...and the information that I have on you is exactly where it needs to be...
...and the real estate developer who set it all in motion.
...and then you start it all over again the next day.
...and we're gonna connect the five cords to you.
...are part of something much larger.
...back the fuck off.
...but doing so, your life ends as you know it.
...but I can't seem to track him down.
...but I implore you to do the opposite.
...but I implore you to do the opposite.
...but I know who you are...
...but it inhibited you from understanding the impact of taking a life.
...but you know what? That's the business.
...for in three minutes, an electrical current will surge through this room...
...for what happened at the clinic.
...he or she is instantly rehabilitated.
...human life is sacred.
...I deeply believe in you and I believe that you will know...
...I suggest we move on.
...in order to protect a corrupt legal system...
...in your theorizing...
...is by detaching emotionally?
...is pretty obvious to everyone, isn't it?
...is the backbone to every peaceful society.
...is the backbone to every peaceful society.
...it leaves nothing to chance.
...life should be cherished.
...locking the door forever.
...Mark Hoffman.
...of an additional accomplice to Jigsaw, other than Amanda Young.
...of what should have been a life sentence for murder.
...offer choices.
...on the pedestals before you.
...only yourselves at the expense of others.
...or did you just want some attention?
...that may not be entirely clear to you right now.
...that puts murderers back on the streets?
...that the Jigsaw murders are over.
...that the people who died did not die in vain.
...that you will be decapitated on the mounted razors.
...that'll permit you to sleep at night.
...the 60 second timer will begin for you all.
...the blade on your pendulum was inferior.
...the bombs will explode and the doors will be sealed forever.
...the city planner who pushed through the residential permits...
...the explosives in the corners of the room will detonate.
...the five electrical circuits powering them must be closed.
...the journalist that buried the investigative story...
...the rich kid junkie who was the patsy...
...they're watching us.
...this room will forever be your tomb.
...to be given credit for work that's not mine.
...to me.
...what to do with these materials.
...who exactly did you suspect would be an accomplice?
...who proved through hard work and dedication...
...with five pints...
...without going through the Department of City Planning.
...yet it is still able to operate with just half of that.
...you could explore...
...you never thought you were capable of being.
...you've bestowed onto others.
...you've used these advantages to selfishly further...
...your lifelong instincts will tell you to do one thing...
[LYNN GASPS AND GROANS]