💬 Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)

A babysitter to keep an eye on you.

A bag of tissue.

A breath mint?

A few things on the way home.

A good bonding experience for you guys.

A half pipe in the back yard?

A little snack to get me from lunch to dinner.

A little. What I mean is...

A more stable chapter...

A new chapter in your life.

Abort. Abort. Let's go.

About 32 bucks.

About heading for the hills.

Absolutely nothing.

Act casual.

Actually, that reminds me, uh...

Adoption?

Again.

Agent Suggs, Air Marshal.

AGENT SUGGS: Listen to me,

AGENT SUGGS: Okay. Let's make sure

AGENT SUGGS: Shut up!

AGENT SUGGS: Um, ooh...

Ah!

Ah. I've always wanted to say that!

Ah. While we're young, Simon.

Ain't no apology necessary.

Air marshal.

Alice?

All because we only cared about if we were happy.

All right, all right.

All right, be good.

All right, bye, sweetie. Be good.

All right, I guess my life

All right, I'm gonna take a look.

All right, you are not to leave this room.

All right, you can keep it. Just don't tell anyone, okay?

All right, you heard him!

All right! A tater tot!

All right! Everybody calm down!

All right! Hey, ready?

All right! Nice!

All right! Yes!

All right.

All right. Here we go.

All right. I guess this is it. Have a great weekend, guys.

All right. I'll make breakfast.

ALL: ♪ Get juicy

ALL: ♪ Juicy wiggle!

ALL: Aw.

ALL: Hey, Miss Price.

Alley oop!

Almost forgot this.

Alvin, did you hire someone to build

Alvin, don't. You'll just make it worse.

Alvin, grab it.

Alvin, grab this.

Alvin, he can't hear us!

Alvin, I found him.

Alvin, jump!

Alvin, of course. And there's Simon.

Alvin, Simon and Theodore to be his children.

Alvin, Simon and Theodore, do you agree to this adoption?

Alvin, these aren't even chipmunks.

Alvin, what are we going to do?

Alvin, what... Are we doing a charade?

ALVIN: (CHUCKLES) Smooth, Miles.

ALVIN: (GROANS) I got a splinter in my tail.

ALVIN: ♪ Get juicy!

ALVIN: Ah, whatever.

ALVIN: And I'm back to Yes.

ALVIN: Are we rolling?

ALVIN: Beggars can't be choosers.

ALVIN: Excuse me!

ALVIN: Follow the ball! Through the mouth!

ALVIN: Good luck, Simon! Yeah.

ALVIN: Guys, it's time.

ALVIN: Guys...

ALVIN: Hey, Dave!

ALVIN: Hey, Dave.

ALVIN: Hey!

ALVIN: I don't know, I haven't seen him since the last hole.

ALVIN: I hope you're happy, Theodore.

ALVIN: I love you, Dave!

ALVIN: I'm very confused right now.

ALVIN: Miles, if we're going to make this work,

ALVIN: Miles, listen.

ALVIN: No worries, we've just been ruminating

ALVIN: No, Miles, we actually would have waited for you.

ALVIN: Now we're talking.

ALVIN: Oh, nuts.

ALVIN: Oh. Huh.

ALVIN: Okay, guys, here's the plan...

ALVIN: Over here.

ALVIN: Party!

ALVIN: Real smooth, Simon.

ALVIN: Redfoo!

ALVIN: Theodore! You hit the flip button!

ALVIN: This party is the least we can do for you, Dave.

ALVIN: Uh oh.

ALVIN: Um...

ALVIN: Wow.

ALVIN: Yeah...

ALVIN: You guys don't have to worry about us.

ALVIN: You're right.

Alvin!

Alvin! This is no time for honesty.

Alvin?

Amateurs.

An animal living in my beard?

An official and legal father could ask for.

And a med student, I could do this in my sleep.

And a text.

And a tiny little barbed wire fence, and a tiny toilet...

And a tiny yard where you can lift your tiny little weights!

And accept partial responsibility

And also when we get back to LA.

And an otter. And an otter! God!

And boys...

And change their number.

And get me the frequency

And get me the GPS information for that rental car.

And I am definitely not going to end up related to that guy.

And I like people to know I'm dating a doctor.

And I mean everything!

And I need the fastest set of wheels you've got!

And I promise to be a better dad from here on out.

And I was probably a little over the top

And I wore my stethoscope out again, didn't I?

And I, personally, don't think it's uncommon...

And I'm all knowing.

And I'm gonna give you as a gift to Anna,

And I've done just fine without one.

And if you got a problem with it,

And it bites.

And moonshine!

And now we don't have to hang out.

And one more thing.

And right back to No.

And second, you guys would've done the same thing to me.

And she's not getting my texts...

And that's not even a real number.

And that's our cue to leave.

And The Chipettes leaving to guest judge American Idol...

And The Chipmunks?

And the fact that I didn't know that...

And the hits just keep on coming. Oh.

And then we never have to see each other again.

And then you forced an emergency landing.

And then, if you ever get out of there...

And then, you performed open heart surgery.

And Theo, get down from there.

And they were ladies.

And they're chipmunks! Hey!

And they're gonna put you in a zoo prison

And they're having a blast!

And uplink code from that rental car.

And we changed our minds.

And we could just go back to LA.

And we don't have anywhere else to go.

And we just had one more quick thing to say.

And we pretty much track everything.

And we'd like to make it up to her.

And we'll call it... no one's ball.

And you follow your heart, but maybe

And you guys can keep Dave too.

And you said you had to come to dinner, so...

And you. Get in there.

And you're not fooling anyone with your good boy routine.

And, as if we're not in enough trouble already, it's Dave.

And, like, everyone around you is so not.

And, you know, if you have a pen...

Angry. (GROWLS) Get over here.

ANNOUNCER: Please give a warm welcome...

Another congratulations, sir. Shut up!

Any day, now. And...

Anyway, it's starting to feel kind of serious, so...

Anyways, I have this party

Are they, like, your adopted kids, or...

Are we going to jail?

Are you joking?

Are you kidding me right now?

Are you sure about this?

As it was the peanuts dipped in cough syrup.

As much as I hate the idea of letting you three

As soon as the show is over, we're all going home.

Ashley's album release in Miami.

At least we're not on the No Drive List.

At the restaurant right now...

Aw, man. The babysitter.

Aw, sorry about that, guys.

Away from where they're supposed to be?

Awesome!

Awkward.

Back to LA right now is because...

Barry has something he'd like to ask you.

Be silent. Be still.

Because #Davesparty was trending on Twitter.

Because if this three ring circus

Because it's for Dave, we're in.

Because of that distinguished career...

Because that was so bad.

Because we are a family.

Because we're gonna need to do a quick body search.

Because you said you're starting

Because you think he's gonna ditch you, too.

Before I have to go to

Before we perform,

Before you guys know it,

Besides, once we put them in the shirts

Birds and dogs!

Birds! Birds!

Blink once for Theodore, twice for Simon.

Body search!

Body search?

Bonding experience as super gluing us together.

Break a leg.

Buckle up!

But Alvin's not here yet! Forget about him, let's go!

But as long as Alvin is around,

But Dave, we don't...

But given that our legs are 90% shorter than yours...

But he's got the biggest heart.

But I got a new one for you, Juicy Wiggle!

But I gotta get back to Miami.

But I guess you're not mature enough for that.

But I had fun getting in trouble with you guys.

But I thought you guys were old enough

But I'd never bail on you guys.

But I'm stuck babysitting.

But I'm taking you boys down.

But it all kind of lines up.

But it's dark outside,

But it's gonna be our family. And we're proud of it.

But locally. Okay?

But no ice. It's supposed to be filthy.

But now it's payback time.

But seriously, guys, this is the happiest day of my life.

But to provide for the health,

But we're not normal kids, Dave.

But we're on the ground and this is a car.

But what if it's true?

But you have to promise to go back in before we land.

But you're going to Hollywood!

But you're okay leaving us with that psychopath?

But, and this is the part that I'd like you to focus on...

But, good talk.

But, we love to perform.

But, you're gonna give us one last chance, right?

But... Dave wouldn't do that to us.

Butterscotch liquor.

Buying a new house?

By doing the one thing we do best!

By signing this...

By stealing the ring,

By this pool, and I'm gonna relax.

Bye, guys.

Bye, Mom. Bye, honey.

Bye, Theodore able. (GIGGLES)

CAB DRIVER: To the nearest bus station, $32.

Call it whatever you want, man. It's true.

Can you get one more from this side?

Can you really sing?

Can't get you chipmunks out of my life fast enough.

Can't it wait?

Can't you go any faster?

Cause mischief on land, sea and air?

Changing my mind in three...

Chip shot!

Chipmunk jail.

CHIPMUNKS: ♪ This hit That ice cold

Chipmunks?

Chucky was just a doll.

Cold in here, isn't it?

Come back here!

Come here.

Come on up.

Come on, Alvin! He's coming! Go, Miles, go!

Come on, Alvin! Hurry, hurry!

Come on, bass.

Come on, come on! Whoo hoo!

Come on, girls. Let's roll.

Come on, guys!

Come on, guys. Let's go home.

Come on, guys. We know when we're not wanted.

Come on, it's 10 miles to the bus station.

Come on, let's go, come on! Come on, Alvin!

Come on, let's go. Go!

Come on, Miles, join the party?

Come on!

Come on! Let's go. Aw, I know.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Go.

Come on. Where are you?

Comfortable sleeping in trees, not me.

Congratulations on such a distinguished career, sir.

Congratulations.

Crazy idea.

Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy.

Dave is going to propose tonight.

Dave liked it and he's gonna put a ring on it.

Dave Seville?

Dave, I swear, it wasn't as crazy as it looked on TV.

Dave, it's all good. It's just us.

Dave, we came to Miami

Dave, we're so sorry

Dave! Dave!

Dave! Whoa!

Dave...

Dave's birthday message, take 1.

Dave's gonna know something's wrong

David Seville has officially adopted

DAVID: Alvin!

DAVID: Huh. What are you guys doing?

DAVID: Mine's the three ringer.

DAVID: What the...

DAVID: Yes, so behave, okay?

Deep breaths, Theodore. In and out.

Definitely not.

Definitely see you there.

Definitely, yeah.

Did Dave mention that?

Did some chipmunks jump on your bus?

Did you guys hear that?

Did you hear that?

Did you hear that? It sounded like somebody yelled Alvin.

Did you help three chipmunks get their rental car today?

Direct from our Austin to Miami Comeback Tour,

Do not smile. You guys are grounded in Miami

Do nothing. Nothing?

Do you have any idea how terrifying it is...

Do you know what this is?

Do you know who you're talking to?

Does that mean we did it?

Does this look like a face that will survive prison?

Does this mean no miniature golf tomorrow?

Does this mean we're Sevilles?

Don't be. I didn't know him.

Don't come back any other day, okay.

Don't even think about leaving.

Don't forget your stethoscope.

Don't make me say it, man, it's so lame.

Don't move.

Don't say it. Resist the urge.

Don't tempt me.

Don't walk away now.

Don't you Dave, Mom us.

Drinks are on you!

Dude, I'm sorry, but it's over.

Due to a herd of chinchillas in the cockpit.

Earlier this evening...

Easy for you to say.

Eat all of Dave's food?

Elevator power off.

Emergency landing in Austin, Texas

Empanadas?

Enchanté.

Enjoy that, yeah.

Entire card in this one ticket.

Esteban.

Evasive maneuvers! Nutmeg!

Even that Suggs guy hung out with us.

Even though you consider me to be your dad, and...

Eventually, you will get over him leaving.

Everybody, welcome The Chipmunks!

Everything okay?

Exactly. But this is what it's all about.

Except for one tiny detail...

Except to get us a coffee. (CHUCKLES)

Excuse me, could you turn that up, please?

Excuse me, I'm sorry. In here! Come on!

Excuse me, pardon me.

Excuse me, that's my brother's ball.

Excuse me! Pardon me! Coming through.

Excuse me. I'll be right back.

Excuse me. May I see your boarding pass?

Falafel!

False alarm.

Families come in all shapes and sizes, sir.

Feels like a win.

Feels like it's working.

Fine.

Fire, please put it out!

First down? What are you...

First of all, that's what squirrels do.

First, awesome, because

First, can you guys apologize for trampling my friends?

Floating away!

Fly, Bee! Fly!

Follow me, come on guys!

For a long time. Let's go.

For a very special woman

For all the trouble we've caused.

For dangerous animals.

For hours and I'm probably out of a job...

For Miss Ashley Grey!

For some peanuts? We're hungry.

For someone to move five times a year

For you guys to get to know each other better.

Freeze!

From Los Angeles, California...

From the Alvin, Simon and Theodore dolls...

Get back here!

Get out of here.

Get out of the way, hillbillies!

Girls are scientifically proven

Girls, thank you.

Give me some. Ow!

Give us back our brother! Yeah!

Go on through.

Go on, plump and juicy, say something.

Go to New Orleans. It's the craziest.

Go, go, go!

Go, Miles, go! Hurry!

Good luck proposing without this.

Good luck, outlaws. Thanks.

Good luck!

Got it, no favorites.

Got it. There you go!

Got some bad news, muchacho.

Gotcha!

Great news, fellas.

Great. 76 bucks.

Ground me for life.

Grow up, James.

Guys, come on. Miles...

Guys, guys... Just...

Guys, I have a plan.

Guys, it's a credit card.

Guys, last night was one of the best nights of my life.

Guys, not now, okay?

Guys, nothing isn't a plan! We can't do nothing.

Guys, slingshot. On three.

Guys, that ring isn't mine.

Guys, the party is in three days.

Guys, their reservation was at 8:00.

Guys, they aren't here for you, come on.

Guys, we have to get back to auditions.

Guys.

Guys...

Ha!

Ha! (LAUGHS)

Ha! Gotta run!

Ha! Ha!

Happy Birthday, Dave!

Happy Birthday, Dave! Whoo hoo!

Happy Birthday, Dwayne.

Has Dave proposed yet?

Have a nice night.

Have you ever been to Miami?

He can twist.

He definitely does now.

He does a lot of bending and back up.

He does splits.

He found us.

He means emotionally, but...

He might as well have. He left when I was only five.

He might be the smallest,

He never would have made it through Security.

He shoots, he scores! Nice, Alvin!

He would never bail on you.

He's a good person.

He's a talking chipmunk.

He's fine. He was saving Miles' life.

He's like the Terminator! Yeah!

He's not for sale!

He's proposing to his girlfriend, Alice,

He's so smooth.

He's talking about marriage, Miles.

He's, like, super cute. I really like him.

Hear what?

Heart rate is smooth and steady, 400 BPM.

Hello, boys.

Hello, New Orleans!

Hello?

Help! Someone save me!

Here you go. Thank you.

Here's a fun fact.

Here's Suggsy! (LAUGHS)

Here's the deal, Miles.

Hey, down here!

Hey, guys! Ah, it is good to see you.

Hey, guys! Look what I won! Isn't he cute?

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. This is Samantha.

Hey, hey, hey. Come on, keep it in there!

Hey, Miles, right?

Hey, no smiling.

Hey, official and legal Dad?

Hey, um...

Hey, we gotta get out of here.

Hey, we missed a call from Dave.

Hey, you guys having fun?

Hey!

Hey! I thought you said this was a going away party for us.

Hey! Please!

Hey! What the heck?

Hey.

Hey. Don't judge me. I saw Pink Flamingos.

Hey. What happened to Officer Dingleberry?

Hi, Suggs!

Hi! I'm Theodore.

Hi.

Hi... ya.

High... Oh, fist.

Hmm. Good point.

Hmm. Nice form.

Hold on, let me send you this picture.

Hold on, we don't know that.

Holding your nuts all winter.

Holy guacamole!

Hope you're okay.

Hopefully they had time to cool off on the plane.

How are we gonna get to Miami if she's gonna be watching us?

How could I have let them talk me into this?

How dare you!

How did you find us?

How do I look?

How does that work?

How short?

How would you feel about some singing chipmunks?

Huh. Never mind.

Huh. They didn't kill us after all.

Hurry up, Alvin, come on!

Hurry, Alvin. Hit the button!

Hurry, hurry! He's coming!

Hurry, Theodore, run!

Hurry, Theodore!

Huzzah!

I actually don't speak Spanish.

I also speak Spanish.

I am an event planner.

I am putting you three on the No Fly List.

I am so sorry.

I am the police of the sky!

I am.

I asked you to stop!

I can feel the bonding happening already.

I can still see the tree!

I can't believe I maxed out my mom's

I can't believe I'm saying this,

I can't believe that worked.

I can't sleep without my pillow.

I could be, I don't know, getting a pedicure?

I could live here.

I couldn't see it happening someday.

I did.

I didn't mean to startle you.

I didn't realize how boring it is

I do, and I hope you guys do, too.

I do.

I don't care, you know?

I don't feel very comfortable with you guys

I don't get paid enough.

I don't have fur.

I don't know, I never really thought about it.

I don't know, you know that famous saying...

I don't know! Come on.

I don't know! Just think of something!

I don't think I've ever been more disappointed

I don't think she knows she's here.

I don't think she knows we're here.

I don't wanna go to jail! (GASPS)

I don't wanna talk to you either.

I don't want Miles to be right any more than you do,

I don't want to go back to the forest.

I don't. Beard peanuts?

I feel the same about you guys.

I find your attitude insulting.

I found it in his bag, five minutes ago.

I got 40 cheese pizzas here for a, uh, Theodore.

I got a little early gift for you.

I got some bad news for you, too, muchacho.

I guess they heard we were coming.

I had a kid, and he was, like...

I have a reason to believe

I have a very particular set of skills.

I have to be here.

I have to pee.

I hereby sign this order confirming this adoption.

I hope he gets home safe.

I hope when they get here, they're not annoying.

I invited a friend to join us.

I just blew the surprise.

I just paid 20 bucks for him.

I just think there's something wrong with her phone

I know my work schedule is tough...

I know these chipmunks are here.

I know what you had for lunch today.

I know you will, because I hired

I know.

I love you like my own sons, it's never been official.

I mean, I know I haven't

I mean, that's not what I meant.

I mean, uh... Not that I'm expecting it to happen.

I mean, you wouldn't be the first guy

I mean... I love when... Music with your mouth...

I might not even get to the record release!

I need to get out of this bar ASAP!

I need to talk to Wardrobe, we need to...

I need you to go back there,

I need your help.

I only got a plus one,

I partied with those tree skunks?

I promise. Whoa.

I really want it to work.

I should take the lead on this one.

I still need you to say something like I agree.

I think he means our 158th last chance?

I think that joke missed by miles.

I think that was just a design flaw.

I think you're imagining it.

I thought an introduction would be nice.

I thought it was cute.

I thought we had a great time in New Orleans.

I thought you said your dad was...

I thought you were, like, super famous or something?

I want 40. What?

I want to focus on the physically

I want to Instagram a video of your reaction.

I want you guys to have a few years

I was holding it for Barry.

I was just explaining that this is really...

I was just stuck in your elevator of death

I was like, Ridiculous.

I will hunt you down!

I will pounce on you!

I will slice and dice you like spicy sushi roll!

I will... (GROANS)

I work for the United States government...

I worked my butt off

I would love it if we could just take our time because...

I'd do anything to fix this.

I'd, definitely would like to...

I'll be back in two minutes.

I'll distract him, you guys make a run for it.

I'll get him.

I'll knock him out of the way!

I'll meet you at the gate.

I'll tell you what you did.

I'm all powerful...

I'm all seeing...

I'm always happy to sign an autograph for a fan.

I'm an air marshal!

I'm begging you, Monkey Man!

I'm fooling everyone.

I'm going as fast as I can!

I'm going to have to ask you to take your meerkats home.

I'm going to Hollywood! I'm going to Hollywood!

I'm going to Miami.

I'm gonna chillax!

I'm gonna have to bid you good night.

I'm gonna need to see what's in that backpack, please.

I'm gonna pay someone to have you stuffed.

I'm gonna turn you over to Homeland Security...

I'm in.

I'm like Cleopatra!

I'm looking for some chipmunks.

I'm not a fan.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not leaving you guys.

I'm not moving.

I'm right at the window.

I'm sorry to have to do this...

I'm sorry, Samantha. I'm not.

I'm sorry, the what house?

I'm sorry! I just, I got so nervous.

I'm spiraling, aren't I?

I'm standing right here. I can hear what he's saying.

I'm starting to think I should go through cargo with Theo.

I'm supposed to be keeping an eye on you...

I'm sure you guys will find a way to start one.

I'm terrified.

I'm too tired.

I'm waiting on a guy that owes me 76 bucks.

I'm warning you.

I've always wanted a mom.

I've been looking to relax all day!

I've done just fine without him.

I've got a meeting with Homeland Security

I've heard your lame family motto, man.

If by temporary you mean, till death do they part...

If by trouble, you mean irresistible,

If Dave and my mom do get married...

If Dave and your mom end up together...

If Dave didn't wanna get rid of us before,

If it were up to me, we'd be going home,

If this is grounded...

If you're not gonna feed us, I'm going to forage.

If, um, maybe you'd wanna...

Important things right now.

In a different city every night.

In a parking lot in the middle of nowhere!

In all my years as an air marshal.

In you guys than I am right now.

Inside voice.

Is being attacked by a trombone.

Is everybody ready to get their funk on?

Is exactly why we cannot end up back in the forest.

Is for you to take a step right over there...

Is gonna be checking into the Shelborne Hotel.

Is he okay? I don't know.

Is it a movie? First word.

Is that safe?

Is that what you guys think?

Is there a problem?

Is this Heaven?

Is too scary for you, I totally get it...

It even talks.

It has been a treat.

It says, I'm a dumb stupid head.

It should, and normally, it would.

It smells in here.

It sounds adorable.

It was freezing in cargo!

It was pretty crazy.

It wasn't so much me

It would have been rude to not order something.

It'll be fun.

It's a bunch of crap.

It's a hole in...

It's been the perfect day.

It's biology, it's what animals do.

It's Dave!

It's go time. Excuse me...

It's going to be okay.

It's gone.

It's just a monkey. All right?

It's just you're...

It's just, when you took Samantha to Miami...

It's like Tweety Bird!

It's like, Hi, I am adorable, but I'm also an animal.

It's moonshine.

It's not empty.

It's not for me to judge.

It's not.

It's so nice to finally meet you guys.

It's Vitto, the band's manager, remember?

Just 4 dudes playing some golf.

Just like a guinea pig Armageddon!

Just to make it legal.

Just wanted to spend as much time as possible

Last night before bed.

Law enforcement's my life.

Let me check on something.

Let me explain.

Let me, let me get this for you.

Let's celebrate! We did it!

Let's do it. Come on.

Let's do this.

Let's go! Come on, hurry up! Excuse us!

Let's go. Like, this last time...

Let's just say his elevator got stuck.

Let's make it official.

Let's not overreact, Dave.

Like Linda Blair almost. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Like we always say, you mess with one of us...

Like you won the Super Bowl...

Listen!

Literally nothing could ruin it for me.

Little things come in big packages, or whatever.

Look how obvious these tracks are.

Look, dads are overrated.

Look, I'm trying to start a new chapter in my life.

Look, paparazzi.

Look, selfishly, I wanna spend as much time

Look, sir, what could we possibly have done

Looks like Air Marshal Suggs

Looks like Mr. Macho isn't as cool as he thinks he is.

Looks like our luck is finally turning around.

Loosen the grip, loosen the grip.

Lose me?

Make sure you're all right.

Make yourself at home.

MAN: ♪ Get juicy

MAN: Hey, dude, it's your turn.

MAN: Hey, Simon's gonna go!

MAN: Miss Grey, when are you going back on tour?

MAN: Oh!

MAN: The greenroom is right this way, Mr. Seville.

MAN: This is American Idol!

MAN: Whoo!

Maybe it's a chipmunk thing, like hoarding, you know?

Maybe we just...

Maybe we're emotional hoarders?

Me, too.

Meerkats!

Meeting of the Munks.

Merry Christmas! I'm breaking up with you!

Miles is also a musician.

Miles, give me your belt.

Miles, he got hit by a car for you.

Miles, hold on.

Miles, start working on that little country riff

Miles, that was amazing!

Miles, wait! I can explain!

Miles, we are so sorry.

Miles, will you ask a flight attendant

Miles, you gotta get the ring to Dave!

MILES: Dude!

MILES: Go, Alvin, go!

MILES: He already has.

MILES: Here you go. Thanks so much.

MILES: Oh, we're a little short.

MILES: So, how much is this gonna cost?

MILES: You mean that guy?

Miles!

Miles?

Miles? Miles!

Miles? What?

Miss Grey, over here.

Miss Price from next door, she's gonna peek in on you...

Miss Price won't be able to tell the difference.

Mmm...

Mom! Don't Dave, Mom us.

Move your furry little feet!

My brothers and I have a few things to set straight.

My brothers and I would like to discuss our options.

My concentration is broken.

My dad died when I was little

My decade of perfect service...

My man on drums. We're taking it to the verse.

My plus one isn't going to waste.

My sound engineer.

My wind calculations were accurate!

Nerd alert!

New job, new house, new girlfriend, new family.

NEWS READER: Coming up, The Chipmunks are back.

Next!

Nice!

No hard feelings, huh?

No one said happy. No offense to your mom.

No pets policy at this restaurant.

No proposal, no Miles.

No ring, no proposal.

No, but they're on dessert. It can't be long.

No, he did not hire a party planner.

No, he's a great kid.

No, I wasn't surprised, and you wanna know why?

No, I'm just dining with a friend.

No, I'm not busy at all.

No, it is absolutely not.

No, it's South Beach.

No, no Speedos.

No, no, this is my ball.

No! Music!

No! Theodore!

No.

No. Bad monkey!

No. Wait a second.

Nobody runs on Agent James Suggs.

Not a great idea, Alvin.

Not after you tried to leave me behind!

Not down like down down.

Not the dark place!

Not to mention, you've ruined this trip for me and Samantha.

Not too loose, not too loose, Simon.

Nothing better for business

Now I have to start all over. Oh, great!

Now scurry back there,

Now this is quite an efficient way to travel.

Now where in this tin can can I get some snacks?

Now, here's what's gonna happen...

Of Alvin, Simon and Theodore.

Of any natural child.

Of being normal kids.

Of course it's beating.

Of course not! The party planner did.

Oh, and good news.

Oh, and this is my son, Miles.

Oh, baby!

Oh, baby.

Oh, boy.

Oh, brother.

Oh, brother. Hit the ball, already!

Oh, brother. Uh...

Oh, come on! Come on.

Oh, cool. Two words.

Oh, Dave, we've been driving for three days!

Oh, good.

Oh, great speech, Churchill.

Oh, hey, you know what?

Oh, hi, Dave.

Oh, I can taste it. Yes! Yummy.

Oh, is this the famous Samantha

Oh, it's on.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. It's like that.

Oh, man. Oh, right.

Oh, my God, that's so bad.

Oh, my God, you guys were awesome.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my gosh, can I have yogurt? And I was like...

Oh, my gosh, can you go to sleep?

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

Oh, nice, Miles. Ugh! Yuck!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Hey!

Oh, no! Suggs?

Oh, no.

Oh, no. You asked for that one.

Oh, nuts.

Oh, nuts. Well, that means it's us.

Oh, okay.

Oh, really?

Oh, right, yeah.

Oh, she's awesome.

Oh, sorry. Take it easy!

Oh, sweet!

Oh, thank God.

Oh, thank goodness. For a minute there, I...

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, that's mine.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that must be Samantha and Miles.

Oh, that's unusual.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, this is gonna be the best...

Oh, uh, this ball?

Oh, yeah, right. Miles! We're on our way.

Oh, yeah! I agree!

Oh, yeah! I'm in.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Totally normal.

Oh, you had to grab one last one?

Oh, you know, I think it's Push.

Oh, you like the classics.

Oh! Is that so?

Oh! Thank you, friend.

Oh? Hairy, you say?

Oh.

Oh. Come on!

Oh. Hi there, Dave.

Oh. I can't eat this.

Oh. I can't...

Oh. I'm sorry, Miles.

Oh. Um...

Okay, all right. Alvin, okay.

Okay, fine, so it might be a medium sized get together.

Okay, guys...

Okay, I'll be right back. Don't leave.

Okay, now there's a goat.

Okay, okay. Nice Good Cop.

Okay, tail up. 10, 10 degrees down.

Okay, this is fine!

Okay, this is how it's gonna go down...

Okay, we're rolling.

Okay, where was I? Shoulders up, shoulders down.

Okay, you are gonna carry me out. Okay!

Okay, you're gonna regret that.

Okay!

Okay? It's normal.

Okay.

Okay. (GRUNTS)

Okay. I'm law enforcement, so... (LAUGHS)

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Well then I'll definitely,

On Ashley's album, and because of you three...

On Diddy's yacht in Saint Tropez...

On the whole no music thing, okay?

On this day...

On why we still live at home.

One big happy family?

One day, you're throwing back pink lemonades

One last spot to get.

One, two, three! Now, I don't have all night.

One.

One...

Only 863 miles to go.

Only one word to describe this night,

Ooh la la. (KISSING) (CHUCKLES MISCHIEVOUSLY)

Ooh, cool!

Ooh, I can't wait.

Ooh, leftovers.

Ooh, oh... I get to change me!

Ooh, ooh, Belgian waffles, pancakes. So excited.

Ooh, romantic.

Ooh, we've heard a lot about you.

Ooh, which reminds me.

Ooh!

Oops! Sorry!

Oops! Um, hi.

Operation ring retrieval is a go.

Or Dave will know something is wrong.

Or not.

Or that one time that three chipmunks

Or the flowers, or my candy grams.

Or the hard way.

Or, chipmunk.

Or, In a New Orleans Jazz Parade,

Our brother.

Out of my sight for even a second...

Over there, come on. Party's over.

Ow, ow, ow...

Ow!

Pardon me!

Party!

People look out for themselves.

Phew! She bought it.

Please escort these things out of the restaurant.

Please stop.

Please welcome The Chipettes!

Please welcome, all the way

Please, after being a single mom

Please, everyone relax!

Please, your circus only has one ring.

Pretty sure roller skates come with wheels.

Probably not their dad, because he's a human...

Probably the time with the chipmunks.

Problem? What problem?

Put your arms out. They're out.

Ready to go eat?

Real smooth.

Really, Barry?

Really?

Redfoo is here?

Relax.

Remember, guys, we're here to make a quick pit stop...

Respect. Thank you!

Right here, on this floor!

Right, um...

Right.

Run, run!

Ryan's been texting me like crazy.

Safely safely. We're not crashing!

Sam got a page from the hospital,

Samantha to marry him.

Say something, say something!

Seriously, guys, the No Fly List? Come on!

She actually seems quite wonderful.

She is coming to Miami with me.

She's gonna become a big part of my life.

She's here.

Shh.

Shh...

Should we remind him we're on the No Fly List?

Shoulders to the left, shoulders to the right.

Shoulders up, shoulders down.

Show 'em what you got, Theo!

Shutting us out of our own home part.

Si's right, you're not worth it!

SIMON & THEODORE: Yeah!

Simon and I will get the ring.

Simon, did you see me? I was on fire! Oh.

SIMON: (GASPS) Look at it soar!

SIMON: A little?

SIMON: Alvin, let's go! Hurry, Alvin!

SIMON: Alvin, where did Theodore go?

SIMON: But where's Alvin?

SIMON: But, I...

SIMON: Can we move now?

SIMON: Disregard.

SIMON: Don't be mad, Dave.

SIMON: Don't worry, Dave, it'll be really quick.

SIMON: He said that it's very generous

SIMON: Hey! Easy!

SIMON: I don't wanna go to jail.

SIMON: Miles, wait up! Come on, man.

SIMON: No, no, not that, not that. (GRUNTS)

SIMON: Oh, Dave, thank goodness.

SIMON: Think of donuts, think of donuts!

SIMON: Turn, turn!

SIMON: Well, I'm glad we sent Theodore to Baggage.

SIMON: Whoo hoo! We did it!

SIMON: Wind, 35 degrees, out of the northwest.

SIMON: Would it be okay if I tried it?

SIMON: Yeah, man.

Simon! Run!

Since we met you.

Sir?

Skills that I have acquired over a very long...

Slingshot on three! Let's do this.

So crazy.

So did I. And then I saw you celebrating

So I figured...

So I think I'll use...

So I'm going to take you four to the studio with me.

So I'm gonna sit in this chair

So if anything happens, we'll be at the villa.

So it wouldn't be fair to pick favorites.

So let's give Dave one last song

So long, Suggsy!

So we thought it would be fun

So we wrote this last song for you.

So you think we're all gonna become, like,

So you're probably overreacting.

So, back to our conversation.

So, can you really play?

So, he's... Ow!

So, I guess we're going to be family after all.

So, I have to ask. The boys?

So, it's beating?

So, that means nothing to you?

So, the guest list got a little out of hand.

So, unless you guys know anyone who can carry a tune...

So, we still might have time to save the proposal.

So, what'd you guys think of Samantha?

So, you don't feel comfortable leaving us alone,

So, you're a doctor?

So, you're not proposing?

So... see you.

Son? Oh, no.

Sorry I'm late. I had to pick up

Sorry, Miles.

Sorry, the batteries might be a bit low.

Sorry's not gonna cut it this time, guys.

Sounds like they're having a blast.

Staying here unsupervised. You got it?

Still no idea what you're saying.

Suggs! Who are you?

Sure we can.

Sure!

Surprise?

Sweet!

Tail in, tail out.

Technically, we're not even a family.

Tell you what, let's compromise,

Tempur Pedic tree branches, do they?

Than a good old fashioned bar brawl.

Thank you for nothing.

Thank you, David, that's very generous of you to open your home.

Thank you, Mr. Trombone.

Thank you, my people.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you. Nailed it.

Thanks for being the best official and legal dad, Dad.

Thanks for nothing! Drive safely!

Thanks, Chipmunks.

Thanks, Dave. I just needed

Thanks, Mr. Seville.

Thanks, Theodore.

Thanks! Your cool song...

Thanks.

Thanks. Thank you.

That comes with the frame...

That doesn't mean we can't be friends.

That doesn't really apply to doctors, Dave.

That he calls his kids.

That I could just spit! Okay, okay.

That is a... stuffed Alvin doll.

That is three major infractions on one flight.

That sounded way less weird in my head.

That sounds perfect.

That sweater makes you look like a cozy grandpa.

That tastes like fire!

That was all of our allowance.

That was awesome! I'm definitely going again.

That's actually funny, Alvin.

That's butterscotch.

That's insulting. We are very mature.

That's not mine.

That's really messed up.

That's the smartest thing you've said

That's three more infractions than I've ever had

The bag's gone. No.

The both of you down the toilet!

The chairs are for hotel guests only. Beat it.

The Chipmunks.

The cops are here! Ow...

The courthouse is closed tomorrow.

The money! I'm getting it!

The only reason we left home in the first place...

The only reason we're not headed

The only thing I remember

The other one was their idea.

The plane's going down.

The point is, we realized that...

The romantic dinner or the engagement ring?

The second you found out we weren't gonna be family.

The trip might be over,

Then guilty as charged.

Then why are you laughing?

Then why are you making this trip?

Then yeah. Totally temporary.

Then you obviously know

Theo, fall in line, soldier.

Theo, you're alive!

Theo! Come on! Get up! Please!

Theo! Come on! Let's go!

Theo! Hurry! Get back here!

Theo! Oh!

Theo! You're not helping.

Theo. Theodore!

Theo. Theodore.

Theodore got hit by a car?

Theodore, get our Speedos! Yeah!

Theodore, get up! Uh oh!

Theodore, I'm not in the mood to hear it.

Theodore, you keep an eye on Dave.

Theodore, you saved my life.

THEODORE: (EXCLAIMS) Whoo hoo!

THEODORE: All right! By plane.

THEODORE: Are you sure there's

THEODORE: Donuts? Whoo hoo!

THEODORE: Hi.

THEODORE: I think she liked me.

THEODORE: I'm going as fast as I can!

THEODORE: No!

THEODORE: Oh, come on!

THEODORE: Ooh, jackpot!

THEODORE: Open wide! Whoo hoo!

THEODORE: Ouch!

THEODORE: Pardon me!

THEODORE: Slow down!

THEODORE: Sorry. I was born to perform.

THEODORE: Um, this doesn't look like home.

THEODORE: Whoa! (EXCLAIMING)

THEODORE: Yeah, super quick.

THEODORE: You look great, Dave.

Theodore's tweets from last night.

There he is, there he is!

There she is! Ashley!

There sure is.

There you are.

There's a crazy guy chasing us!

There's a fugitive chipmunk in your beard.

There's no such thing as a No Drive List, Theodore.

There's probably a recall.

They have no idea that I'm going to make you my personal servant.

They'll wanna have their own kids.

They're excited. Yes!

They're lucky to have you.

They're squirrels.

They're the ones who dared you to get that sassy tattoo!

They've eaten everything!

They've only been together a few months,

Things are changing for us,

Thinking about anyone other than himself...

This calls for a celebration!

This can't be good.

This does wonders for my glutes!

This hasn't been so bad.

This is a badge for the United States government, okay?

This is a very hard pose to hold.

This is Alvin. It's what the A is for.

This is amazing! Yes!

This is ironic.

This is like driving a parakeet!

This is my jizz am!

This is not my idea of fun.

This is what I'm talking about.

This is where they told us to meet them, right?

This is where your guy said he dropped off the little freaks?

This isn't the PGA Tour, Simon.

This one.

This really sucks, when you're so responsible,

This whole day has been incredible.

Three!

Throw them a little Good Cop.

Tied for favorite?

Time for a chip hunt!

Time to roll up some road, Suggs.

To be on this side of the glass.

To celebrate your birthday...

To do before we go home.

To find out that your children are 2,000 miles

To head for the hills once we showed our crazy cards.

To make you hate us so much?

To mature faster than boys.

To show him how we really feel about him.

To stop you two from getting engaged.

To surprise you with a little party.

To take care of yourselves.

Totally forgot about this.

Traditionally very caring creatures.

Trust me, this thing with Dave and my mom is temporary.

Try to show me you can handle some independence, okay?

Turned my flight into Noah's Ark?

Two syllables. Sounds like.

Two...

Uh huh.

Uh huh. That's right. Theodore!

Uh oh.

Uh oh. Here he comes.

Uh, 20 bucks seems like a lot of money for a chipmunk.

Uh, actually, I recently flew next to The Chipettes

Uh, I'm pretty sure Miles would interpret

Uh, if anyone needs us,

Uh, let me rephrase that. I'm the police of the sky.

Uh, okay, I'll let you out.

Uh, well, Alvin...

Uh, yoga. Downward munk?

Uh...

Uh... Have fun!

Uh... Really?

Uh... Well... We...

Uh... Yeah.

Um hmm. They bought a ticket to New Orleans.

Um, Alvin, chipmunks do that too.

Um, Alvin, I think maybe we should go somewhere else.

Um, excuse me, young lady? The launch ramp is closed.

Um, I also sing.

Um, I meant the other one.

Um, it's just a doll.

Um, Mister Monkey? Wha...

Um, not to split hairs,

Um, well...

Um, yeah.

Um! Feels good.

Um...

Unfortunately not, boys.

Up high, Judge. Give me some.

Very funny, guys.

Wait a second. That means Dave is going to ask

Wait, DJ?

Wait, he what?

Wait! Don't do that.

Wait. Maybe we can fix it.

Waiting to hear a band

Warm crowd.

Wash it down with this, here.

Watch it, hey!

Watch out!

We accidentally ruined a very special evening...

We all go to Miami to stop this proposal...

We all know you wanna say it, but hear me out.

We also snuck onto the plane.

We are chipmunks.

We both know I'm your favorite. (CHUCKLES)

We came to Miami without telling you.

We can explain everything.

We chose the hard way.

We did it! Whoo hoo!

We did it.

We didn't mean to cause an emergency landing, Dave!

We don't do that here, at Miss Bee's.

We don't track our rental cars, sir.

We gotta get you out of here, now. Let's go.

We have a dad. Legally.

We have everything.

We have one more important thing

We have to pick up,

We haven't been fair to you from day one.

We hit every jazz club in the Quarter.

We just didn't wanna lose you.

We know how hard you've been working on Ashley's album...

We know you've done all of this for us.

We like the idea of you two being together,

We love you, Dave!

We loved her.

We need to get that ring, and get to that restaurant!

We need to get to Miami. Fast.

We need to talk.

We owe you one.

We really screwed up with Dave and we gotta fix it.

We should be the ones checking in on her.

We still got it.

We thought this was the perfect place

We thought we'd throw you a small get...

We thought you might bail on us.

We will continue this conversation when I'm back.

We'd like to do the mature thing...

We'll always get into trouble.

We'll be home after the party.

We'll be on our best behavior tonight.

We'll distract him. Just go!

We'll get 4 tickets. Stop worrying.

We'll just be... (WHISPERS) Across the country.

We're fine. Just stick to the plan.

We're going to be making an...

We're gonna be doing tons of bonding.

We're gonna be going up...

We're gonna leave, man!

We're gonna need some backup.

We're just three chipmunks who live with you.

We're kind of in the middle of auditions.

We're multi platinum singing chipmunks! Oops.

We're not legitimate passengers!

We're not talking to you, okay?

We're really sorry. We're sorry.

We're The Chipmunks!

We've been hearing so much about?

We've been through a lot together.

We've effectively ruined the proposal.

Wedding bells.

Welfare and educational needs...

Well, after that big party you guys threw...

Well, I can't wait to hear this.

Well, I wish I could help you out,

Well, let me just pull up some of

Well, okay, I'm totally texting you right now.

Well, on behalf of animals everywhere...

Well, right now,

Well, thanks for checking on them, Miss Price.

Well, that's as far as my money takes us.

Well, that's great to hear that

Well, the feeling is mutual.

Well, there's no way to sugarcoat it, Dave.

Well, uh...

Well, um, I'll be seeing you.

Well, we cannot possibly pick up.

Well, whatever you have is grounded...

Well, yelled at us to meet them.

Well, you three are the best official and legal sons

Were you surprised?

What an amazing day!

What an idiot!

What are we gonna do?

What are you doing here? Yeah.

What are you doing in here?

What are you gonna do about it?

What are you gonna do, carry me out? Really?

What are you gonna do?

What are you talking about, Dave?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? I like that he's hairy.

What do you mean, We?

What do you need?

What do you say to a little family dinner

What do you think they're gonna bring up

What do you think?

What I am gonna need...

What is this?

What other one?

What the...

What, what? Ouch! Wait!

What, you think my dad was

What?

What? Come on. Oh, man.

What? I just hit that beautiful shot.

What? No! But we have to get to Miami!

What? Scandalous.

What? She's nuts.

What? What?

What? What's going on?

What's happening? What's happening?

What's that?

Whatever! I don't even need that ball!

Whatever.

When are you going back on tour?

When he left me and my mom?

When he sees us standing around a bunch of trash cans,

When I say Party, you say Alvin!

When Theodore got hit by a car...

When they interview me, huh?

When we get home?

When words aren't enough, we sing!

Where am I?

Where are you going? There's so much to do.

Where are you?

Where to hide, where to hide?

Where you guys aren't performing

Where? We're on a plane.

Where's the Super Glue?

Which puts us 2 hours and 30 minutes from Miami.

Which was a surprise to me as well until just now.

Which way is the pool?

Who just threw a giant house party without my permission.

Who knows what you're carrying in this thing.

Who will hopefully take me back.

Whoa, hey. Sorry, fellas. 21 and over.

Whoa!

Whoa! All right!

Whoa! That is a serious engagement ring.

Whoa! You guys really know The Chipettes?

Whoa. Okay.

Whoa. That guy is the mayor of Crazy Town.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo! Cold!

Whoo hoo! I love breakfast.

Whoo hoo! I'm so happy! Awesome!

Whoo hoo! Oh, ouch!

Whoo hoo! Pay the man, Si.

Whoo hoo! We rocked it!

Whoo hoo! We're going to Miami!

Whoo hoo! Yay!

Whoo hoo! Yum.

Whoo, I think we lost him. Hey!

Whoo!

Whoo! Put your hands together for me.

Whoo! Wow!

Whoo! Yeah!

Whoopsie.

Whoopsies. That.

Whose singer is stuck 50 miles from here with a flat tire.

Why do you think you guys are here and my mom's in Miami?

Why would you guys ever think you were gonna lose me?

Will you marry me this time?

Will you marry me?

With an empty ring box. Oh, my God.

With some guy, probably their dad.

With tiny little bars,

With you before you left for Miami.

With you guys as I can...

With your tie in a cup of coffee.

Wow, you played great!

Wow! Hi, everyone!

Wow! Hola!

Wow.

Wow. Great place.

Wow. That's really impressive.

Yeah, he is, because I got him here.

Yeah, he's going to stay with you guys for a few days.

Yeah, he's not that bad after all.

Yeah, I know he's a little short, but

Yeah, I've heard you're pretty good.

Yeah, knock yourself out.

Yeah, let's do it.

Yeah, sorry about the fight.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, that goes for your fur too, Miles.

Yeah, they came in.

Yeah, this is where I dropped them, all right.

Yeah, we're in this together.

Yeah, well, funny thing about that.

Yeah, why aren't you guys in there?

Yeah!

Yeah! All right!

Yeah! Aw.

Yeah! Whoo!

Yeah.

Yeah. (GRUNTS)

Yeah. Any girlfriend of yours is a girlfriend of ours.

Yeah. Come on, Miles.

Yeah. I could go for miles on Miles.

Yeah. I too would love a water.

Yeah. It's you we're not thrilled about.

Yeah. Me, too!

Yeah. Okay.

Yep, that's me.

Yep.

Yes, I am. That's embarrassing.

Yes, official and legal son?

Yes, sir. Be no problem. There's the box.

Yes, sir. Go for it!

Yes!

Yes! (GROANS)

Yes! We're a family!

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. Definitely. Oh.

You also still have a little parrot poop on your shirt.

You are lucky I don't flush

You are lucky that there are witnesses,

You better watch it!

You brought this ring to Miami

You can carry me out! Carry me out! Go for it!

You can carry me out. (LAUGHS)

You can go back to that, just not now, okay?

You can put the doll back in the bag.

You can use it as a weight loss device.

You can't do that!

You can't shut us out forever.

You come on!

You didn't care, though.

You don't even have to say with who.

You don't know that. Theo, let's go.

You find in the couch.

You get to hang with Miles all day.

You got that crazy bump on your head.

You guys are so naive.

You guys can perform. All right!

You guys have a lot in common.

You guys like Samantha, because...

You guys ruined Dave's proposal

You guys were right.

You heard me. Alvin, Simon and Theodore...

You hired a party planner?

You just holding it for a friend?

You just put your hand on an ink pad.

You just wanted to party!

You kind of hope your heart surgeon doesn't need luck.

You know that's not normal, right?

You know what I mean? It's like, it's hard.

You know what, Dave?

You know what, we'll double it.

You know what? Keep it.

You know, from that lame singing chipmunks group.

You know, it'll be, uh,

You know, so we know where

You know, we keep a level head.

You know? Looks. (CHUCKLES)

You know? Yeah, I know.

You know. I mean, not that

You little hood rats! Alvin, run!

You look tired, baby. Here you go.

You mean that bag over there?

You mess with all of us. All right!

You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.

You must really like this girl, Dave.

You not only agree to take care of,

You owe us way more than one, but, you're welcome.

You people are idiots!

You provided the soundtrack to my heartbreak.

You released animals from cargo,

You remember what to do?

You see, I'm an air marshal.

You shouldn't have.

You three now have all the legal rights

You want some butter with that?

You were doing in Texas.

You, me, and those dope chipmunk dudes!

You...

You'd make a great brother.

You'll be back out in the forest.

You'll be so old, your fur will be gray.

You're acting like a bunch of animals...

You're adopting us?

You're an artist, and you're emotional...

You're going to Hollywood!

You're gonna make the other animals nervous!

You're great. Thank you.

You're just a bunch of chipmunks

You're not the one who has to sleep outside!

You're still grounded, remember?

You're stuck with me whether you like it or not.

You're the best dad we could ever have.

You're the one who should think

You're the ones who are supposed to be

You're welcome. And may I see your ID, please?

You're you.

You've never seen a chipmunk in first class before?

Young man, we have a strict

Yummy.

1,000%!

10 minutes.

15 minutes.

27 of them.

60 40, on us.

70 30?

76 bucks.

(ALARM RINGS) Uh oh.

(BARKING) Nice doggy...

(DAVE LAUGHS) Look at that face!

(GROANS) (ALARM RINGING)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR) What?

(PHONE RINGING) Hold on, that's the DJ!

(SLURPS) Theo!

ALVIN: Are we there yet? DAVID: No.

ALVIN: He's coming! MILES: Watch out, gangway!

Alvin! ALVIN: I'm open!

Are we there yet? No.

Both of you guys. ALVIN: Watch the zipper.

Bye. Bye.

Come on! (THEODORE LAUGHS)

Come on! AGENT SUGGS: Really?

Do you understand, young man? Yeah.

Guys, come on. ALVIN: Jeez.

Hey! ALVIN: Yes!

Hi. Hi.

Hi. That's Theodore.

Hide over here! Where?

Hurry, hurry! (ALVIN PANTING)

It is. SIMON: David!

Mi casa, su casa. (SPEAKING SPANISH)

of you to open your home. (CONTINUES IN SPANISH)

Oh, yeah. SAMANTHA: Oh.

Partial? Yeah.

Party! ALL: Alvin!

Party! Alvin!

Sam, these are my boys. Hi.

Shh. (MONKEY CHATTERS)

SIMON: Dave! THEODORE: Hi.

SIMON: Hurry up! (ALVIN SHOUTS)

So, I need for you... SIMON: Oh, no. It's Suggs!

Take 2. (CLAPS)

Thank you, Ashley. Sure.

That's my tail! ASHLEY: Excuse me.

Umm hmm. (SLURPING)

What? Alvin's right.

You ready? Yeah.

You think? (PHONE BEEPS)

...and the next, you're eating stale chips

...are making some noise in the Big Easy...

...if Samantha is our mom, that makes Miles...

...take a little nap.

...we're technically walking 384% faster than you are.

(AGENT SUGGS GROANS)

(AGENT SUGGS LAUGHS)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL PANTING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALVIN SQUEALS)

(AMERICAN IDOL THEME PLAYING)

(APPLAUDING)

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

(BANGS TABLE)

(BELCHING)

(BELL RINGS)

(BLEATING)

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)

(CAWING)

(CHANTING)

(CHATTERS)

(CHEERING LOUDLY)

(CHEERING)

(CHIPMUNKS GROANING)

(CHIPMUNKS SINGING) ♪ My grandma and your grandma

(CHIPMUNKS SONG PLAYING)

(CHOMPING)

(CHORUS SCATTING)

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) No, no, no, I'm not going.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Nothing too cra...

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) I am me.

(CHUCKLES) I'm not startled.

(CHUCKLES) Missed me!

(CHUCKLES) Nailed it!

(CHUCKLES) No, you're wearing a stethoscope.

(CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah, you know, of course.

(CHUCKLES) Sorry. Pizza toots.

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLUCKS)

(COUGHING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(CROWD EXCLAIMS) Oh!

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(DOGS BARKING)

(ECHOING) Alvin!

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

(EXCLAIMING)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) Alvin, we've got a problem.

(GASPS) Alvin! When did you grab it?

(GASPS) Alvin.

(GASPS) He's going to propose to Samantha in Miami.

(GASPS) I smell...

(GASPS) Oh, no.

(GASPS) That's why we're here?

(GIGGLES)

(GIGGLING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS) The 4 words society fears most.

(GROWLS) See ya!

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS) I, like, could be doing so many more

(GRUNTS) There you are.

(GRUNTS) Uh oh.

(GUITAR PLAYING)

(GURGLING)

(HONKS)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

(LAUGHS)

(MACAW SQUAWKS)

(MEOWS)

(MILES LAUGHS)

(MOANS SOFTLY)

(MOANS)

(MOCKING)

(MOCKING) Stop looking at me.

(MOCKINGLY) Ah!

(MONKEY CHATTERING)

(MUMBLING) Wait.

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(NERVOUSLY) Yeah, just getting some cotton candy.

(SCOFFS) When are we not grounded?

(SCREAMING SOFTLY)

(SCREAMING) Whoa!

(SCREAMS)

(SCREECHING)

(SHOUTING) No! Why?

(SHOUTS) Whoa!

(SHRIEKS SOFTLY)

(SHRIEKS) Alvin!

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) Alvin.

(SIGHS) Boys.

(SIGHS) I miss it.

(SIGHS) Really?

(SIGHS) Seriously, guys?

(SIGHS) Whew!

(SIMON CHATTERING)

(SINGSONG) Germs, germs, go away,

(SLURPING)

(SNEEZES)

(SNICKERS)

(SNIFFS) Ugh!

(SNORING GENTLY)

(SNORING)

(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(SQUIRRELS SQUEAKING)

(SUGGS LAUGHING) Come on!

(THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY PLAYING)

(THEODORE FARTS)

(THEODORE PANTING)

(TYRES SCREECHING)

(WHEEZING)

(WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING PLAYING)

(WHOOPING)

(WINGS FLAPPING)

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

(YELLING)

(YELLS)

(YELLS) No! No!

♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to ya

♪ 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed ♪

♪ A revolution of love

♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪

♪ All around the world

♪ All we need is love

♪ And everything will be all right

♪ And meet me there

♪ And my band 'bout that money Break it down

♪ And we stick together throughout

♪ And you're perfection even in your mistakes

♪ Because

♪ Before we leave

♪ Brighter than all the stars

♪ Brighter than fireworks

♪ Bundles of flowers

♪ Call the police and the fireman

♪ Come on

♪ Come on, dance Jump on it

♪ Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga

♪ Connected by our beating hearts

♪ Dave and Samantha sittin' in a tree... ♪

♪ Don't believe me just watch

♪ Don't believe me just watch Come on

♪ Don't brag about it Come show me

♪ Every single girl

♪ Everybody take a look around At my dad out in the crowd!

♪ Everybody was movin', groovin'

♪ Feel my heart beating Out my chest

♪ Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger♪

♪ Fill my cup Put some water in it

♪ From the ground up

♪ From the left now

♪ Get juicy

♪ Get juicy ♪

♪ Girls hit your hallelujah

♪ Girls hit your hallelujah ♪ Whoo

♪ Girls, they were dancin' on the bar

♪ Give affection even when your heart aches

♪ Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent

♪ Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty

♪ Green lights all of the way on the freeway of love

♪ He is a man He's a lovin' machine

♪ Here we come together as one

♪ Here we go, go, go

♪ Hey

♪ Hey now!

♪ Hey now! ♪ Hey now!

♪ Hey now! Hey now!

♪ Hey now! Hey now! ♪ Hey now!

♪ Hey, hey, hey, oh!

♪ Hey, man, why is everybody swimmin' in a trance?

♪ Hey, oh!

♪ Hey!

♪ Hey! ♪ Hey!

♪ I asked 'em what they doin' and they said...

♪ I asked 'em what we doin' and they said...

♪ I couldn't figure it out like your grandpa's riddle

♪ I feel the love under the stars

♪ I give you all my love

♪ I jumped in the middle

♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer

♪ I like big butts and I cannot lie

♪ I said Uptown Funk it up

♪ I said Uptown Funk it up, Uptown Funk it up ♪

♪ I seen somethin' I never saw

♪ I walked into the party

♪ I'm calling out to you

♪ I'm gonna set your flag on fire

♪ I'm too hot

♪ I'm too hot ♪ Oh, yeah!

♪ I'm too hot!

♪ I'm too hot! ♪ Oh, yeah!

♪ If we show up We gon' show out

♪ If you can dance, then flaunt it

♪ If you freaky, then own it

♪ Iko, Iko, un day

♪ It gets in your bones

♪ It's going around

♪ Jock a mo fee na na

♪ Jock a mo fee na na ♪

♪ Jock a mo fee no ai na na

♪ Juicy Wiggle!

♪ Let me hear you say

♪ Let me tell y'all a little something

♪ Let's start a revolution of love

♪ Let's start a revolution of love ♪

♪ Light me up like fireflies

♪ Like a vagabond

♪ Like you caught the flu

♪ Livin' it up in the city

♪ Make a dragon wanna retire, man

♪ Michelle Pfeiffer That white gold

♪ My grandma told your grandma

♪ Nah, there ain't no cure

♪ Nothin' I can say

♪ Now I done just lost my mind

♪ Now it's only fallin' apart

♪ Now move your hips and dance like fish

♪ Now people on the left

♪ Oh

♪ Oh, yeah!

♪ On the rooftop tonight

♪ Once upon a time I was fallin' in love

♪ Ooh...

♪ People on the right

♪ Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi

♪ Saturday night and we in the spot

♪ Say Geronimo!

♪ Say Geronimo! ♪

♪ Say my name you know who I am

♪ Say what?

♪ See you shinin' even in the darkness

♪ Shake your south side

♪ Shake your south side ♪ Guitar! ♪

♪ Shelter as we go ♪

♪ Sittin' by the fire

♪ Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy

♪ So I give you all my love

♪ So, Dave, where u at? Wave your hands front to back

♪ Sparkling all through the night

♪ Stand beside me when I don't deserve it

♪ Stop Wait a minute

♪ Stylin', wilin'

♪ Take a sip, sign a check Julio, Get the stretch!

♪ Talkin' 'bout hey now!

♪ Them good girls Straight masterpiece

♪ This hit That ice cold

♪ This one for them good girls

♪ Turn down for what?

♪ Turn down for what? ♪

♪ Uh, don't believe me just watch

♪ Uptown Funk it up

♪ Uptown Funk it up ♪

♪ Uptown Funk it up, Uptown Funk it up

♪ Wanna shout it from the rooftops

♪ We got it all if we got each other

♪ We wait through The hours of cold

♪ We're a thousand miles up And I'm 'bout to get higher

♪ We're kicking down the doors and coming alive

♪ We're on a one way ticket to paradise

♪ When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

♪ When I'm away, you're who I'm thinking of

♪ Where my ladies at?

♪ Wherever I may roam

♪ Whoo

♪ Whoo!

♪ Yeah, come on!

♪ Yeah, get juicy

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪

♪ You are my home, home, home

♪ You are my home, home, home ♪

♪ You are the place where I can rest my weary bones

♪ You get sprung, wanna pull up tough

♪ You like my dynamite I'm like tick tick ♪

♪ You other brothers can't deny

♪ You're a diamond brightening my cloudy skies

♪ You're my number one there's no doubt

♪ You're the only prayer I need To make me feel blessed

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip is a delightful animated film released in 2015. The plot follows the adorable trio of singing chipmunks, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore, as they embark on an exciting cross-country adventure. Fearing that their adoptive father, Dave, will propose to his girlfriend and leave them behind, the mischievous chipmunks set off to New York City to stop the proposal. Chaos, hilarious antics, and catchy musical numbers ensue as they encounter new friends and foes along the way. The film features the voice talents of Justin Long as Alvin, Matthew Gray Gubler as Simon, and Jesse McCartney as Theodore. Additionally, Jason Lee lends his voice as Dave, their devoted human guardian. Packed with laughter, heartwarming moments, and toe-tapping songs, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip is a must-watch for fans of family entertainment. And remember, you can play and download the delightful sounds of the Chipmunks right here!
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